I Am Allergic To Bullshit So I Break Out In Sarcasm

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    baby you light up my world le me unless you

    are a light bold you do not light up my world
    nostalkerswelcome nostalkerswelcome
    26-30
    Mar 15, 2016

    I can sense BS and then try to ignore the

    person. Yet once they cross over my imaginary line, it's on!
    BadKnees44 BadKnees44
    56-60, M
    Jan 4, 2014

    Anybody who says that sarcasm is the lowest

    form of whit has lost the argument.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616
    18-21
    May 5, 2015

    When I Saw This Post:

    When I saw this post I completely lost it. I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. This has got to be the best post I have read. Its because I to suffer from "AlergiBullshititus"!
    whtstg whtstg
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jul 19, 2013

    I love this saying, I have heard it only one

    or two times. Still a favorite! It also fits me perfectly lol...
    MrsGrisham MrsGrisham
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2014

    Sarcasm: Really separates the men from the boys,

    if you asked me. Which you did not, and I don't know you anyway.
    adianoeta adianoeta
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2015

    Do you ever just want to ship certain people

    off to a different island across the world
    personidk personidk
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 15, 2014
    musicislife00 musicislife00
    18-21, F
    Apr 18, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 7, 2014
    adianoeta adianoeta
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 17, 2015

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚that's me all the time.

    People think I'm funny but I'm really being rude, mean, or sarcastic and they think I'm joking
    itsthisgirlagain itsthisgirlagain
    16-17, F
    Jun 8, 2014
    hairspray99 hairspray99
    16-17, F
    Mar 7, 2014
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