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I Am Allergic To Bullshit

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    A few minutes ago a female messaged me saying

    she was very sad. I inquired why she said she just had a miscarriage and she was lonely. I responded if you really need a friend I will give you my number and you can contact me. Her exact response was "aww thank you but in bi lol why?" You are using a dead baby as a ice...
    krispycoco krispycoco 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 15

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Nov 2, 2015

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    Guys, stop all of your BS

    because I am allergic to it. No, I am not horny and if I was I would be down the hall with my husband and not online. You sex maniacs are a disgrace. I am very sexual in nature with my husband only. However, I do not need to advertise here like you with a neon flood light...
    maryannesinclair maryannesinclair 46-50, F 5 Responses May 11, 2014

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    Makes me operatively shut down,

    done. I've been known to break out in a severe rash of *****. Informal I am, uncouth , p and proper I am not, and most likely a tad bit rude as well. Colloquially ghetto and gangster with it and non existent in the realm of ability to tune in for the rest of the **** that...
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 26, 2015

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    I just spoke to this troll on here earlier

    and man I keep getting the sniffles.
    Cocrispy Cocrispy 22-25, M Oct 12, 2015

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    My superpower is seeing the bullshit,

    but remaining polite and pretending I don't see it. I call it "The Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome."
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 10 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    After being on here long enough

    and talking to many people, I know a bull ******* when I read their message. Who the hell you trying to kid. Starting to wise up
    Purpleorchid777 Purpleorchid777 46-50, F 16 Responses Jun 26, 2015

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    Revenge against an online bully?

    It's my boyfriends ex
    shawnbone1 shawnbone1 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 14, 2015

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    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2014

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    If I had watched the State of the Union address

    Tuesday I'd have scratched my own skin off from all of the bullshit.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    Pope Francis just came out with "choosing not

    to have children is selfish" and I say, having them in certain cases can be even more selfish!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 16 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    Perv: " HI, i am 17 and i want you to know i

    hate it when guys hurt girls! I want to be your friend!" Me: "Oh Really? Your profile and your mouth are saying two different things. like your age says you 55-60, and your experiences say you wanna slave online..., Dont lie"
    Jayscar67 Jayscar67 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2015

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    Guys take your BS somewhere else.

    It is not wanted or appreciated here.
    momwithcleavage momwithcleavage 46-50, F 4 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    and no matter what allergy meds i take it

    doesn;t help - if you have bullshit please place yourself in quarantine
    Newconvo1 Newconvo1 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 30

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    I am done with EP nothing

    but fakes on here
    Bellybuttonpleasure Bellybuttonpleasure 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 27, 2015

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    Can't stand when people get life

    and bullshit twisted.
    ZenGrrrlLioNESS ZenGrrrlLioNESS 46-50, F 7 Responses Nov 12, 2015

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    Just learned that stinking diarrhetic *******

    Obama will address the nation tonight. Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure to miss it.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 4 Responses Dec 6, 2015

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    That's why I'll be skipping the State of the

    Union address Tuesday night. The bullshit will probably kill me.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 10

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    Must share this video,

    for those who do not realise they are in a toxic relationship due to their naivety and low self esteem.Starting to acknowledge they do not deserve the bullshit they are being subjected to will hopefully give them the strenght to escape from tyranny.
    berangere berangere 66-70, F May 15, 2015

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    Some ppl make me itch

    and sneeze.
    grower629 grower629 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 8, 2015

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    You are not a "real" werewolve,

    your a delusional child that watched Twilight or Underworld one to many times. I like to day dream at fantasize as well, but keep it in context.. it's not reality.. Moron.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 20, 2014

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    I break out in a bad case of "Fvck You"

    everytime I come near anyone smelling like it. Whew!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 20, 2015

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    I enjoy telling bullshitters

    that I have a finely tuned crap detector
    midnitephoenix midnitephoenix 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 13, 2015

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    don't message me unless you can give me your

    number I want sex or good conversation so please don't come at me with your bs
    lipsofanangel26 lipsofanangel26 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 16

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    I love this. So much bullshitt in life.

    Good place to poke fun at it or release your frustrations with the BS.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    jchayungs jchayungs 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 31

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    That's why I never watch MSNBC.

    From looks of their ratings I can see I'm not alone in this.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 7

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    Memo: To The Crazy Ep People

    DEAR WEIRDOS OF EP:I AM WRITING THIS FOR ALL OF YOU LOSERS WHO FREQUENT MY PROFILE/WHITEBOARD/MEEBO CHAT/INBOX etc.  WHO SEEM TO WANT TO GET MY ATTENTION.  FIRST OF ALL , I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE A TRANNY IN NEED OF ADVICE ON HOW TO BECOME A WOMAN...  GET A LIFE COACH OR A...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    I was in a restaurant

    and a guy at our table was bullshitting. I excused my self and left the table. A few minutes later I returned and handed him some toilet paper. I told him to be sure and wipe his mouth when he finished talking.
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    To the losers out there

    who say things like" I am attracted to teens or younger woman" what your really saying to those who smell your bullshit is" I am a weak man with a tiny tool who can't land a real woman, so instead I will prey on young girls and feel like the man I am not". That is all ..just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 22, 2014

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    Wow. I didn't know this was

    such a common allergy. Maybe I should start a business selling antihistamines and decongestants on EP.
    PinksTheNewBlack PinksTheNewBlack 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 10, 2015

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    I believe I am a very patient person.

    Then I encounter someone that reminds me that I have a low tolerance for bullshit. It seems as though kindness and patience are a weakness and headed for obsolescence.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jun 16, 2015

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    It just isn't worth the hassle.

    . If I can't be my real self and say what I really think, how will I ever know if somebody really likes or loves me? . After a while, it's impossible to censor yourself just to please somebody else. If you have any self-esteem, you begin to care more about pleasing yourself...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 18, 2015

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    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Feb 9, 2015

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    I Am Sooo Allergic To Bullshit,

    ugh, I can Barely Tolerate it from Others, let alone MySELF!! =/ Yet I spent the last several DAYS Practically SWIMMING In It! Ugh, gag, ach, grrrrrr... =/ I've never been so twisted up in my Life! "This evidence on the One hand, super-intense intuition on the Other...
    AdoraGel AdoraGel 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 24, 2015

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    Yea look me in the eyes,

    and continue with your lies.. You seem not to realise my hair is 'standing', my eyes are turning red and there's a growling sound coming from my throat... The reason for this is simple. It's only because I AM ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT!!!
    TheBull2016 TheBull2016 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2015

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    This can't be true. If it was,

    why am I still on EP, NEW version: censors are us?
    canuckrider canuckrider 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    Was contacted by a complete idiot ten minutes

    ago. From the looks of his profile picture he should try being alergic to food.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

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    There is a side effect

    that happens whenever someone tries to BS me. My right hand cramps into a fist, and my middle finger extends out straight.
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 30, 2014

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    That moment people start talking

    and you realize how beautiful your hand would be on their face
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 1, 2015

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    im not feeling any of the presidential

    candidates not one,no one will get my vote ....oh well
    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 3, 2015

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    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe 41-45, F 13 Responses Sep 25, 2015

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    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Mar 29, 2014

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    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 4 Responses Dec 3, 2015

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    jocu123 jocu123 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 1, 2015

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