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I Am Allergic To Bullshit

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    berangere berangere 66-70, F 4 Responses Apr 23

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    There is a side effect

    that happens whenever someone tries to BS me. My right hand cramps into a fist, and my middle finger extends out straight.
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 30, 2014

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    weirduo weirduo 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    Guys take your BS somewhere else.

    It is not wanted or appreciated here.
    momwithcleavage momwithcleavage 46-50, F 4 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    Itchy bs bites or stings.

    Leave or suffer until free.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    TicklElder TicklElder 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    After being on here long enough

    and talking to many people, I know a bull ******* when I read their message. Who the hell you trying to kid. Starting to wise up
    Purpleorchid777 Purpleorchid777 46-50, F 14 Responses Jun 26

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    The favourite phrase to cover removing bullshit

    is in actual fact "CUTTING OUT THE CRAP" In an ordinary conversation there are so many wasted words. A "paragraph of "woffle" which does not fully explain the basis of the conversation used frequently by people thinking they are communicating and registering facts can usually...
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M Apr 22

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    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Mar 29, 2014

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    myraaxx myraaxx 13-15, F Feb 15

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    I practice Cerebral Celibacy

    so don't screw with my mind.
    justme195 justme195 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 19

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    Don't talk to me or add me to your circle

    if you want to date or a free lap dance because I am here to inspire people no go talk to old creeps.
    favelalexis123 favelalexis123 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 1, 2014

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    I am done with EP nothing

    but fakes on here
    Bellybuttonpleasure Bellybuttonpleasure 26-30, M Aug 27

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    http://www.coachcalorie.

    com/food-advertising-tricks/
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 4 Responses Jul 1

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    I know a bullshitter

    when I see one - and a fake picture. Asshat ha.
    StillBecomingaButterfly StillBecomingaButterfly 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 1

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    Pope Francis just came out with "choosing not

    to have children is selfish" and I say, having them in certain cases can be even more selfish!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 15 Responses Feb 14

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    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2014

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    Oh yes I am. It surprises me how full of ****

    some people are. I never really fully appreciated this until lately. For example, there is a woman at work who I used to be friends with until I realised how fake and nasty she was. She goes around calling everyone 'beautiful girl' and 'gorgeous' as well as 'angel' and tells...
    Jenni855 Jenni855 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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    Memo: To The Crazy Ep People

    DEAR WEIRDOS OF EP:I AM WRITING THIS FOR ALL OF YOU LOSERS WHO FREQUENT MY PROFILE/WHITEBOARD/MEEBO CHAT/INBOX etc. ย WHO SEEM TO WANT TO GET MY ATTENTION.ย  FIRST OF ALL , I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE A TRANNY IN NEED OF ADVICE ON HOW TO BECOME A WOMAN...ย  GET A LIFE COACH OR A...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1 31-35, F 10 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    Having had those kind of people in my life

    and having suffered accordingly,I hope this video will be of some help where help is needed.
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Sep 18, 2014

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    The site is being filled up with ****

    and junk !! This is a site to share experiences !! Kindly stop your search of **** and ******* here !!
    jaccuzi jaccuzi 26-30, M Mar 30, 2014

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    Oh how I'm tired of the bull.

    I'm pretty straightforward. I'll say what I want. If given the opportunity, I'll put my money where my mouth is. I don't give false compliments & I'm foolish enough to expect the same from others. This must mean I have "fool" stamped on my forehead. That's certainly how I...
    MommaBella MommaBella 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 17

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    I Am Sooo Allergic To Bullshit,

    ugh, I can Barely Tolerate it from Others, let alone MySELF!! =/ Yet I spent the last several DAYS Practically SWIMMING In It! Ugh, gag, ach, grrrrrr... =/ I've never been so twisted up in my Life! "This evidence on the One hand, super-intense intuition on the Other...
    AdoraGel AdoraGel 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    Nigel Farage, leader of the UKIP Party

    and leader of being a massive knob-end: "If this is the face of Scottish nationalism, it's a pretty ugly nation." His responce to pro-Scottish independence supporters.
    ThatGirlSara2 ThatGirlSara2 18-21, F 3 Responses May 1

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    Makes me operatively shut down,

    DONE!. I've been known to break out in a severe rash of *****. Informal I am, uncouth , p and proper I am not , and most likely a tad bit rude as well. Colloquially ghetto and gangster with it and non existent in the realm of ability to tune in for the rest of the **** that...
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    Okay, so I just want to say.

    . . Can the creepy old men stop trying to contact me. I don't want to talk or get with creepy old men, its gross. I have nothing against old people but there are some creeps on here and it's just, ugh. Thank you.
    MorganS13 MorganS13 13-15, M 3 Responses Jan 19, 2014

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    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Feb 9

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    so I haven't been here long

    so I wasn't sure if it would be for me. I showed a friend EP and he said, you gotta try the Whisper app. yeah, OK. I tried it, very similar to EP except for the fact that it's full of rude people ripping on each other. I was asking myself wtf???? within minutes. hell no! not for...
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    Go ahead and start spewing.

    My tolerance to many things is fairly high, but on certain topics, like politics or science, I will call you out and you won't like it. For example, someone was talking about Florida.... Blah blah blah.... I'm actually from the Tampa Bay area. They claimed to be from the...
    SilverPagan SilverPagan 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    Must share this video,

    for those who do not realise they are in a toxic relationship due to their naivety and low self esteem.Starting to acknowledge they do not deserve the bullshit they are being subjected to will hopefully give them the strenght to escape from tyranny.
    berangere berangere 66-70, F May 15

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    Doctors **** me off! They have no idea what's

    wrong so automatically it's stress
    bigdaddy79 bigdaddy79 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    I truly am. When people say

    who you are attracted to is a choice or a chosen lifestyle that you can control makes me angry. No you don't chose your preference or who your attracted to. It's chemistry, personality and lots of other things that no one can explain. Everyone has a preference even though some...
    Blueberrybliss Blueberrybliss 18-21, F 2 Responses May 21

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    I was in a restaurant

    and a guy at our table was bullshitting. I excused my self and left the table. A few minutes later I returned and handed him some toilet paper. I told him to be sure and wipe his mouth when he finished talking.
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    Guys, stop all of your BS

    because I am allergic to it. No, I am not horny and if I was I would be down the hall with my husband and not online. You sex maniacs are a disgrace. I am very sexual in nature with my husband only. However, I do not need to advertise here like you with a neon flood light...
    maryannesinclair maryannesinclair 46-50, F 5 Responses May 11, 2014

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    A-chu! I'm sorry but I'm allergic to your bull

    crap. All of that drama, and lies coming out of your mouth is completely irrelevant to my life. So don't bring that to me. Thank you. ^-^
    Leilani19 Leilani19 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 11, 2014

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    you can lie to me all you want

    but im not gonna let u bullshit meee ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ
    brandshute brandshute 16-17, F Aug 2

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    You are not a "real" werewolve,

    your a delusional child that watched Twilight or Underworld one to many times. I like to day dream at fantasize as well, but keep it in context.. it's not reality.. Moron.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 20, 2014

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    If you are late for work everyday

    and say that it is traffic.. try this. Leave earlier, IT IS NOT THE TRAFFIC! IT IS YOU *******! THE TRAFFIC STAYS THE SAME EACH DAY!!! That is all.. Thank You
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 11, 2014

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    Makes me operatively shut down,

    done. I've been known to break out in a severe rash of *****. Informal I am, uncouth , p and proper I am not, and most likely a tad bit rude as well. Colloquially ghetto and gangster with it and non existent in the realm of ability to tune in for the rest of the **** that...
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 26

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    That moment people start talking

    and you realize how beautiful your hand would be on their face
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Have you ever been in a work environment

    where you can see AND smell the BS dripping off someone but no one else seems to notice it on them??? Not only that, but no one else seems to notice the chaos and drama that has begun since their first day of work. I need a vacation...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 8 Responses May 19

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    Please save it for someone

    who cares. I don't sling it so I am not going to take it. And trust me when I say that I have been up to the top of my waders in my share of the stuff. Life is entirely too short to deal with not only bullshit but bullshitters as well. This ain't my first rodeo so move along...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 12

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    My superpower is seeing the bullshit,

    but remaining polite and pretending I don't see it. I call it "The Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome."
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 10 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    My husband verbally accosted my boss a year ago,

    according to my boss, and my boss calmly asked me to stop bringing my husband along as my employee on jobs - which I immediately did. When it first happened my husband spat that my boss was just picking on him and being a jerk. But he dropped it - almost as if my husband knew...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 22

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    Some guy was like I can't talk with u cause ur

    too far away Such a lame excuse If u don't like me Just tell me!
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 15

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