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I Am Allergic To Bullshit

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    The owner has called a meeting.

    I've been called out about the affair and a so-called email I sent to his wife to go screw herself. Hmmmmmm... My answer to the affair, none of his business if I'm taking care of my office duties by improving the business. The email, I want to see it!!!! This is NUTS!!!!!
    ExecutiveAsst ExecutiveAsst 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 30

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    A-chu! I'm sorry but I'm allergic to your bull

    crap. All of that drama, and lies coming out of your mouth is completely irrelevant to my life. So don't bring that to me. Thank you. ^-^
    Leilani19 Leilani19 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 11, 2014

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    I practice Cerebral Celibacy

    so don't screw with my mind.
    justme195 justme195 51-55, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I so u agree to this.

    . You give your all yourself to a person.. You tell her your inter secrets and she f-ck you over. Your ex is an ex for a reason darling. Keep trying to go back to him. He keep scr-wing you overs. Will she ever learn she got a nice caring guy in front of her. Open your eyes up and...
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 18

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    Guys take your BS somewhere else.

    It is not wanted or appreciated here.
    momwithcleavage momwithcleavage 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    I think the consumeristic - hedonism

    that has largely replaced the puritanical Christian ethics is bluntly idiotic. Now instead of doing things (or not doing them) because "God said so" or the "bible said so" it's now because do it "because it feels good" or "it feels right."At least the former required some sort...
    Philonous Philonous 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 11

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    Some guy was like I can't talk with u cause ur

    too far away Such a lame excuse If u don't like me Just tell me!
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    "children" Graduating From College?

    I'm cranky. I'm between meetings. I just need to get this off my chest. Since when is a 21 year old college graduate a child? My son is 20. He's a Junior in college. He's a young man and I treat him as such. He is expected to have a job. He earned the right to go to...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 11, 2012

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    To the losers out there

    who say things like" I am attracted to teens or younger woman" what your really saying to those who smell your bullshit is" I am a weak man with a tiny tool who can't land a real woman, so instead I will prey on young girls and feel like the man I am not". That is all ..just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 22, 2014

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    Here she goes again,I can already hear

    that statement loud and clear.Lets not bother reading any further,that woman is full of bitterness,she is not giving herself a break,nor to us for that matter.We have ben told by several "experts" that forgiveness is an instant cure for all feelings of hurt and anger,just...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 7 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    If you are late for work everyday

    and say that it is traffic.. try this. Leave earlier, IT IS NOT THE TRAFFIC! IT IS YOU *******! THE TRAFFIC STAYS THE SAME EACH DAY!!! That is all.. Thank You
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 11, 2014

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    That moment people start talking

    and you realize how beautiful your hand would be on their face
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 1

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    My superpower is seeing the bullshit,

    but remaining polite and pretending I don't see it. I call it "The Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome."
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 12 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    I am allergic to lazy people

    and to stupid people too. Worked far too many lazy stupid people. Any one remember the song, "I hate stupid people, they ott'a have to wear a sign". When I was working with those lazy, stupid people with all their BS I had a saying for them; "cut bait or target practice". No I'm...
    Scott1954 Scott1954 56-60, M Jan 14

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    Don't talk to me or add me to your circle

    if you want to date or a free lap dance because I am here to inspire people no go talk to old creeps.
    favelalexis123 favelalexis123 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 1, 2014

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Jan 6

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    Having had those kind of people in my life

    and having suffered accordingly,I hope this video will be of some help where help is needed.
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 4 Responses Sep 18, 2014

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    weirduo weirduo 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 18

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Jan 19

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    Karma will come back to haunt people

    who screw their "friends"!!!!!!
    ExecutiveAsst ExecutiveAsst 46-50, F Jan 28

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Jan 19

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    Live every single minute of your life with the

    people you cherish, as if it was your last day on Earth. It is for this reason I told you to do not hold any grievances against the people we care, when they do or say something silly or hurtful. Live your life in the company of those you love without regret, as if it was the...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE 31-35 3 Responses Jan 30

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    Doctors **** me off! They have no idea what's

    wrong so automatically it's stress
    bigdaddy79 bigdaddy79 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 19

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    You are not a "real" werewolve,

    your a delusional child that watched Twilight or Underworld one to many times. I like to day dream at fantasize as well, but keep it in context.. it's not reality.. Moron.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 20, 2014

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    The site is being filled up with ****

    and junk !! This is a site to share experiences !! Kindly stop your search of **** and ******* here !!
    jaccuzi jaccuzi 22-25, M Mar 30, 2014

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    myraaxx myraaxx 13-15, F Feb 15

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    I know a bullshitter

    when I see one - and a fake picture. Asshat ha.
    StillBecomingaButterfly StillBecomingaButterfly 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 1

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    Itchy bs bites or stings.

    Leave or suffer until free.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    'that Guy'

    Now let's be completely honest here: we all have that one type of person or personality who really gets under our skin bigtime. I know I do, and that type for me is 'that guy'. You know 'that guy'; in fact, some of our dear friends here on EP may very well have their own 'that...
    DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 50 Responses Dec 5, 2012

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    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Mar 29, 2014

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    Sometimes people really overstep their

    boundaries and take things way too far. It's not fun and games all the time. There's a time to play around, and there's a time when you need to chill out.
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2014

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    shinjorai shinjorai 36-40, M Jan 4

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    Oh yes I am. It surprises me how full of ****

    some people are. I never really fully appreciated this until lately. For example, there is a woman at work who I used to be friends with until I realised how fake and nasty she was. She goes around calling everyone 'beautiful girl' and 'gorgeous' as well as 'angel' and tells...
    Jenni855 Jenni855 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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    There's 'that Girl' 2!

    Okay so I'm floored that my last story on 'that guy' hit such a cord and got such rousing feedback; thanx all times a million! I have actually recieved some calls for a female version of this story, one that would call out that group of our dear lady friends who are complete and...
    DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 10 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2014

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    Go ahead and start spewing.

    My tolerance to many things is fairly high, but on certain topics, like politics or science, I will call you out and you won't like it. For example, someone was talking about Florida.... Blah blah blah.... I'm actually from the Tampa Bay area. They claimed to be from the...
    SilverPagan SilverPagan 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    berangere berangere 66-70, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Please save it for someone

    who cares. I don't sling it so I am not going to take it. And trust me when I say that I have been up to the top of my waders in my share of the stuff. Life is entirely too short to deal with not only bullshit but bullshitters as well. This ain't my first rodeo so move along...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 12

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    There is a side effect

    that happens whenever someone tries to BS me. My right hand cramps into a fist, and my middle finger extends out straight.
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    The favourite phrase to cover removing bullshit

    is in actual fact "CUTTING OUT THE CRAP" In an ordinary conversation there are so many wasted words. A "paragraph of "woffle" which does not fully explain the basis of the conversation used frequently by people thinking they are communicating and registering facts can usually...
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M 5 days ago

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    sick of being ignored on here

    after messaging people so if i block you just know you take too damn long to answer!!! and also ask me questions. i am sick of asking questions and getting simple one word answers or no responses or no reciprocal questions!
    lovelinessbathes lovelinessbathes 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 30

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    Memo: To The Crazy Ep People

    DEAR WEIRDOS OF EP:I AM WRITING THIS FOR ALL OF YOU LOSERS WHO FREQUENT MY PROFILE/WHITEBOARD/MEEBO CHAT/INBOX etc.  WHO SEEM TO WANT TO GET MY ATTENTION.  FIRST OF ALL , I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE A TRANNY IN NEED OF ADVICE ON HOW TO BECOME A WOMAN...  GET A LIFE COACH OR A...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    It is a VERY good thing

    that this group's title is just a saying. If it were literally true, I would have died LONG ago.
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 30, 2014

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    Pope Francis just came out with "choosing not

    to have children is selfish" and I say, having them in certain cases can be even more selfish!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 16 Responses Feb 14

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