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I Am Allergic To Bullshit

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    It's true. I went to an allergist

    and got myself tested. Turns out, yup, I'm allergic to bullshit. I break out in hives, my throat closes up. Eyes get red and itchy. And turns out there's no cure for it. Guess I just need to steer clear of bullshit slingers.
    redhotridinghood redhotridinghood 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 6, 2013

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    Today is an I hate everyone

    and everything kind of day.
    OBLiViOUS2YOU OBLiViOUS2YOU 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2013

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    Especially when people talk absolute Bullshit

    to generate self worth, by implementing that they know better when they're just talking total made up crap.
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 26

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    2012rudyc 2012rudyc 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    I hate bullshitters I can't stand them my ex

    best friend always lies said she had fatal things like kidney failure and bipolar and we found out she lied about them all just for attention I said to her your lieing and she made a massive deal out of it , it's ******* sick why would she lie about this
    brokensouls brokensouls 16-17, F Mar 16

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    i got hit by a car today,

    nothing bad just a strong bump enough to give my legs bruises. barely flipped but the person apologized and was like omg i have never done this before. who tf says that LOL... obviously looking at her phone while turning, i didn't make a big scene though. i felt kind of bad for...
    basedgodschild basedgodschild 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 7

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    Can't stand people that have nothing better to

    do with their lives then talk bullshit.... :-)
    babydoll711 babydoll711 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    My mom got touched and raped

    as a little kid and she wanted to take me and my older brother to stay the weekend with the person that raped her..... I saw the family member that raped my mom and he's like 80 now.. He was holding my 1year old little cousin(girl) so I ran put to him pulled her out of his...
    Lololopj Lololopj 13-15, F Mar 17

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    I wish their was a prescription

    for this. People are so full of it. Dude, you're chanting your b.s. to a mentally ill person. So, cut the act.
    LordOzymandias LordOzymandias 22-25, M Mar 24

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    You are not a "real" werewolve,

    your a delusional child that watched Twilight or Underworld one to many times. I like to day dream at fantasize as well, but keep it in context.. it's not reality.. Moron.
    Interstellartraveler Interstellartraveler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I'd love to chat about tea

    and earth and laugh with you but please no inappropriate messages. Thank you ☺️✌️namaste
    Freya135 Freya135 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    A-chu! I'm sorry but I'm allergic to your bull

    crap. All of that drama, and lies coming out of your mouth is completely irrelevant to my life. So don't bring that to me. Thank you. ^-^
    Leilani19 Leilani19 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 11

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    trrrrrrouble trrrrrrouble 18-21, F Mar 3

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    Memo: To The Crazy Ep People

    DEAR WEIRDOS OF EP:I AM WRITING THIS FOR ALL OF YOU LOSERS WHO FREQUENT MY PROFILE/WHITEBOARD/MEEBO CHAT/INBOX etc.  WHO SEEM TO WANT TO GET MY ATTENTION.  FIRST OF ALL , I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE A TRANNY IN NEED OF ADVICE ON HOW TO BECOME A WOMAN...  GET A LIFE COACH OR A...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    I really am 🙌 I hate

    when I know people are lying to me and they their like oh I'm telling the truth!
    irrelevantex irrelevantex 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    I go to uni to be educated,

    not there to listen to professors' nonsense. E.g their family or which countries that have been to ...etc. They always talk about something that don't relate to the class and boring as well.
    exsunshinelover exsunshinelover 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 10

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    Yeah i have a bad temper

    and takes me a little while to let it out but if someone sits there and spins more **** than a toilet, i will crack it lol sorry to be harsh but each to their own i guess..
    carmz87 carmz87 26-30, F 5 Responses Jan 3

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    Badly threatened by a Islamic guy !

    ! He says I shouldn't treat Muslim patient as I'm a infidel !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    jaccuzi jaccuzi 22-25, M 6 Responses Mar 18

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    included: werewolves,

    vampires, mythical creatures, psychics, homeopathy, meditation, spirits, ghosts, aliens, illuminati... if you come to me with any of this crap just go away. im done with you people.
    ThatOtherGuy16 ThatOtherGuy16 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 6

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    I hate people who make big lies

    that are complete bullshit just for attention. One of the girls at my school, who I used to be very close with, did this. She came up to me and my best friend one day and informed us she had cancer and only had five days left to live. This really affected us because we both have...
    lshidonil lshidonil 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Guys take your BS somewhere else.

    It is not wanted or appreciated here.
    momwithcleavage momwithcleavage 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 6

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    I was in a restaurant

    and a guy at our table was bullshitting. I excused my self and left the table. A few minutes later I returned and handed him some toilet paper. I told him to be sure and wipe his mouth when he finished talking.
    alittlefun53 alittlefun53 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 26

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    If you are late for work everyday

    and say that it is traffic.. try this. Leave earlier, IT IS NOT THE TRAFFIC! IT IS YOU *******! THE TRAFFIC STAYS THE SAME EACH DAY!!! That is all.. Thank You
    Interstellartraveler Interstellartraveler 36-40, M 3 Responses Feb 11

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    When I was 4 I almost got raped by a 10 year old

    but my brother walked him when he was on top of me... I'm 13 and the boy is 17 and a few days ago he asked me on Facebook if I remember him.. I broke out crying and I told my mom everything.. All she said was that she know and she was to drunk to care when it happen... My drunk...
    Lololopj Lololopj 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    Had a couple really weird ppl contact me

    through mail,started spilling their guts to me and one even gave me her email just after a few messages and then blocked me.Other strange assorted things too.Ppl asking for money 1 person who didn't get that Im not here to just hook up even if we weren't 3000km away etc.Pls, pls...
    webalias3 webalias3 41-45, M 5 Responses Jan 14

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    Okay, so I just want to say.

    . . Can the creepy old men stop trying to contact me. I don't want to talk or get with creepy old men, its gross. I have nothing against old people but there are some creeps on here and it's just, ugh. Thank you.
    MorganS13 MorganS13 13-15, M 3 Responses Jan 19

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    The biggest load of bullshit I've heard

    so far, comes from all of the people who still believe that nudity equals sex. This includes those who are extremely quick to assume that any male who is naked around children is an automatic red flag. Now, if the male in question is undoubtedly up to no good, that's a different...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Sneezing Like A Mo Fo.

    Once upon a time, not too long ago, I attended a bull fighting event. Well, it was about an hour into it and I found myself sneezing like a wild man. I was thinking to myself, what the hell is the cause of all this repetitive sneezing? I can vividly recall just wanting it to stop...
    HeyitsRich HeyitsRich 36-40, M 5 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    Don't talk to me or add me to your circle

    if you want to date or a free lap dance because I am here to inspire people no go talk to old creeps.
    favelalexis123 favelalexis123 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    'that Guy'

    Now let's be completely honest here: we all have that one type of person or personality who really gets under our skin bigtime. I know I do, and that type for me is 'that guy'. You know 'that guy'; in fact, some of our dear friends here on EP may very well have their own 'that...
    DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 50 Responses Dec 5, 2012

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    If you love her then

    why the hell would you spread rumors? If you ask me thats a load of bullshit -_-
    AlwaysTheLast AlwaysTheLast 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 6

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    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    "Ladies, if a married man comes to you

    and says that he is unhappy in his marriage, tell him to either get marital counseling with his wife, or file for a divorce and then holler at you later on down the road. The answer to his issues is not between your legs. Cooter is not a herbal or medicinal treatment for...
    Toohottohandle1 Toohottohandle1 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 18

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    Oh yes I am. It surprises me how full of ****

    some people are. I never really fully appreciated this until lately. For example, there is a woman at work who I used to be friends with until I realised how fake and nasty she was. She goes around calling everyone 'beautiful girl' and 'gorgeous' as well as 'angel' and tells...
    Jenni855 Jenni855 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 15

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    Dont play games with me.

    You're going back and forth, you don't know what you want and I'm sick of it. Make up your damn mind, grow some balls, and speak your mind. I'm not a mind reader. You need to open your mouth and talk. So don't be shocked when I'm walking around completely done your ***. Im by...
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 Mar 1

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    Pls slow down with the spamming of disease

    ridden, septic callgirls you're freezing up the EP app
    webalias3 webalias3 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 12

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    Ok this guy private message me (which usually

    I dint bother answer ) asking me what's my " fantasy" so I said "one day to find a girl that I would wanna kiss to see how that is" and he replied " nasty you " and blocked me. I mean y did he even ask gezzzzzzzzz..,
    Toohottohandle1 Toohottohandle1 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 9

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    I am 35 with a six year

    and a husband that drinks a lot with no job. I work double hours a hour and a half a way from home and drive there everyday. My grandparents raised me because my mom and dad weren't there. The verbally abused each other and now my husband blames me for wanting to be successful...
    JustPoetic JustPoetic 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 6

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    ' I won't cheat on you.

    ..again. ' ACHOO. Sorry, I'm allergic to your bullshit.
    Ryanholmes20375 Ryanholmes20375 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 28

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    Done with all my exams

    so ready To go home for break!!
    sisi19 sisi19 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    The site is being filled up with ****

    and junk !! This is a site to share experiences !! Kindly stop your search of **** and ******* here !!
    jaccuzi jaccuzi 22-25, M Mar 30

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    Why the hell do they serve pizza at the gym?

    Your supposed to be here to lose weight.. not eat ******* pizza! I love food..to much.. but never at the gym.. That's some Bullshit
    Interstellartraveler Interstellartraveler 36-40, M 4 Responses Apr 7

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    There's 'that Girl' 2!

    Okay so I'm floored that my last story on 'that guy' hit such a cord and got such rousing feedback; thanx all times a million! I have actually recieved some calls for a female version of this story, one that would call out that group of our dear lady friends who are complete and...
    DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 11 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    chickenig4 chickenig4 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 10

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    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    A great bullshit quote "Church

    and atheism can coexist" Bullshit, here's why, the church wants ignorance so they can control the masses, they throw away reason and logic while atheist want free thinking and proper logic from schools to the work place, now religion and atheism can coexist but the organized...
    Trothar Trothar 18-21 2 Responses Mar 10

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    Twisted Thinking

    It amazes me how people can be so full of themselves as to think their way is the only right way. Below you will find a conversation I had I with Astars on private messaging.  It started out on another's story and went to private messaging because I felt we were ruining the...
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 1 Response Mar 8, 2013

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    shellsea143 shellsea143 16-17, F Apr 5

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    When people do not know something they like to fill the gaps. It gets to the point where you no longer know what to believe because different people that are saying different...
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    Look at all the bullshit I've been through. I don’t really know what's going on, Thought tonight would be the end and nothing wrong with a little bad behavior. They said I could...
    FreakTurtle FreakTurtle 22-25, F Apr 8

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    I ******* love being with my special group of friends. It makes you forget about your outside troubles. Just sharing a laugh with the ones you hold dear seems to stop all the...
    7Bird 7Bird 16-17, F Apr 11

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    will smith said this i forgot wich movie but just saying
    datblackteen datblackteen 13-15, M Apr 1

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    I love this saying, I have heard it only one or two times. Still a favorite! It also fits me perfectly lol...
    MrsGrisham MrsGrisham 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Love this, explains me pretty well xD
    musicislife00 musicislife00 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    And it's driving me up the wall idk what else to take for it
    Reynastaxx Reynastaxx 26-30, F Apr 5

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