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I Am Allergic To Bullshit

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    I'm allergic to bullshit

    and I have a highly sophisticated bullshit detector.
    SweetSillySusan SweetSillySusan 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 15

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    Don't talk to me or add me to your circle

    if you want to date or a free lap dance because I am here to inspire people no go talk to old creeps.
    favelalexis123 favelalexis123 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Bullshit is a made up word to influence others

    to create self satisfaction and egos to roll off others shoulders. Down the *** to be called bullshit!
    trickser trickser 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Memo: To The Crazy Ep People

    DEAR WEIRDOS OF EP:I AM WRITING THIS FOR ALL OF YOU LOSERS WHO FREQUENT MY PROFILE/WHITEBOARD/MEEBO CHAT/INBOX etc. ย WHO SEEM TO WANT TO GET MY ATTENTION.ย  FIRST OF ALL , I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE A TRANNY IN NEED OF ADVICE ON HOW TO BECOME A WOMAN...ย  GET A LIFE COACH OR A...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    'that Guy'

    Now let's be completely honest here: we all have that one type of person or personality who really gets under our skin bigtime. I know I do, and that type for me is 'that guy'. You know 'that guy'; in fact, some of our dear friends here on EP may very well have their own 'that...
    DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 51 Responses Dec 5, 2012

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    Ok this guy private message me (which usually

    I dint bother answer ) asking me what's my " fantasy" so I said "one day to find a girl that I would wanna kiss to see how that is" and he replied " nasty you " and blocked me. I mean y did he even ask gezzzzzzzzz..,
    Toohottohandle1 Toohottohandle1 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 9

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    Hope we can still b friends!

    :) I think u know who u r. Which dork posts stupid sh*t like that!
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    You get idiots anywhere,

    why does life have to be so difficult with them around?!! -.-
    90slove 90slove 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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    Can't stand people that have nothing better to

    do with their lives then talk bullshit.... :-)
    babydoll711 babydoll711 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    RelaxItsJustANightmare RelaxItsJustANightmare 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 23

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    I once had a friend who lied

    so much that you couldn't trust him to tell you the right time of day. He wasn't even aware that most of his friend saw through him. Even if he where , it didn't matter because he couldn't stop. He even lied to himself. He had been hospitalized several time because he was a...
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    Sneezing Like A Mo Fo.

    Once upon a time, not too long ago, I attended a bull fighting event. Well, it was about an hour into it and I found myself sneezing like a wild man. I was thinking to myself, what the hell is the cause of all this repetitive sneezing? I can vividly recall just wanting it to stop...
    HeyitsRich HeyitsRich 36-40, M 4 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    berangere berangere 66-70, F 6 Responses Nov 18

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    Okay, so I just want to say.

    . . Can the creepy old men stop trying to contact me. I don't want to talk or get with creepy old men, its gross. I have nothing against old people but there are some creeps on here and it's just, ugh. Thank you.
    MorganS13 MorganS13 13-15, M 3 Responses Jan 19

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    "children" Graduating From College?

    I'm cranky. I'm between meetings. I just need to get this off my chest. Since when is a 21 year old college graduate a child? My son is 20. He's a Junior in college. He's a young man and I treat him as such. He is expected to have a job. He earned the right to go to...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 11, 2012

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    cherryjar cherryjar 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 20

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    Although your opinion was given,

    it wasn't taken into consideration. So I'm still doing me at the end of the day. Sorry.
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F Oct 6

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    This represents all the youngsters

    who think "getting some" eating p*ssy, or basically having sex is a major importance in your young life.
    BurningFist BurningFist 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 21

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    I really am ๐Ÿ™Œ I hate

    when I know people are lying to me and they their like oh I'm telling the truth!
    irrelevantex irrelevantex 16-17, F Apr 11

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    It is a VERY good thing

    that this group's title is just a saying. If it were literally true, I would have died LONG ago.
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 30

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    Epiphany ... It's not gonna be a repeat of

    that other guy. I'm unhappy, sad, and hurt but guess what I'm resilient and I have learned how much to take before I walk away and laugh... So u got pics of me? I did nothing wrong except trust the wrong person. I'm done apologizing, done begging, Idc we are both grown adults so...
    Hellokittybbgrl Hellokittybbgrl 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    Having had those kind of people in my life

    and having suffered accordingly,I hope this video will be of some help where help is needed.
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 4 Responses Sep 18

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    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 3

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    Guys, stop all of your BS

    because I am allergic to it. No, I am not horny and if I was I would be down the hall with my husband and not online. You sex maniacs are a disgrace. I am very sexual in nature with my husband only. However, I do not need to advertise here like you with a neon flood light...
    maryannesinclair maryannesinclair 41-45, F 8 Responses May 11

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    Anth9012 Anth9012 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    Yeah, so please, don't try to b.

    s. me. It's one of those things I can't let pass lightly. If you're a liar, don't stop here. I have no problem with fictional stories, or let's say personal stories enhanced with a little extra imagination. But when it comes to points of view expressed on a real subject, please...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 2 Responses Nov 20

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    You are not a "real" werewolve,

    your a delusional child that watched Twilight or Underworld one to many times. I like to day dream at fantasize as well, but keep it in context.. it's not reality.. Moron.
    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    My superpower is seeing the bullshit,

    but remaining polite and pretending I don't see it. I call it "The Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome."
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 16 Responses 2 days ago

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    I swear people are so freakin stupid.

    Don't come at me over something so stupid when you don't even know the whole 100. Get your **** together, then come see me.
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 29

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    I don't know which is worse; my allergies to

    pollen, where I sneeze a lot, or my allergies to bullshit, which makes me want to punch someone.... I think it's the pollen, mainly because my nose feels really uncomfortable after it all.
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T 1 Response Aug 20

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    NotQuiteRite NotQuiteRite 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    There is a side effect

    that happens whenever someone tries to BS me. My right hand cramps into a fist, and my middle finger extends out straight.
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 30

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    Sometimes people really overstep their

    boundaries and take things way too far. It's not fun and games all the time. There's a time to play around, and there's a time when you need to chill out.
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    Enjoyyourlife Enjoyyourlife 26-30, M 4 Responses Aug 17

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    If you are late for work everyday

    and say that it is traffic.. try this. Leave earlier, IT IS NOT THE TRAFFIC! IT IS YOU *******! THE TRAFFIC STAYS THE SAME EACH DAY!!! That is all.. Thank You
    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M 3 Responses Feb 11

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    I was in a restaurant

    and a guy at our table was bullshitting. I excused my self and left the table. A few minutes later I returned and handed him some toilet paper. I told him to be sure and wipe his mouth when he finished talking.
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M 3 Responses Jan 26

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    There's 'that Girl' 2!

    Okay so I'm floored that my last story on 'that guy' hit such a cord and got such rousing feedback; thanx all times a million! I have actually recieved some calls for a female version of this story, one that would call out that group of our dear lady friends who are complete and...
    DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 11 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    **** it... I'm going rogue on cl

    and whatever if my daddy don't give a **** then me either.. And I've been through more than most living at home bs. I thought I had a daddy but nah he's a fake just like most others. I'm done now... Ur loss
    Hellokittybbgrl Hellokittybbgrl 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    lynn1497 lynn1497 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 19

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    The site is being filled up with ****

    and junk !! This is a site to share experiences !! Kindly stop your search of **** and ******* here !!
    jaccuzi jaccuzi 22-25, M Mar 30

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    My blood is boiling SOOOOOOO much right now!

    ! I swear people really love pushing my buttons when I'm trying to change my ways. Come at me sideways like you're crazy and I'm gonna have your a** for dinner
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 12

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    I am honest with people,

    so i expect them to be honest back. I have too much to deal with already i don't need to waste my time with that nonsense. So please, check your bullshit at the door. Or better yet, just leave it at home...
    TheWickedJester TheWickedJester 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 24

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    I lack the time and patience

    for bullshit . Even more so the older I get . Shoot from the hip . Tell it to be straight . This is not a bakery , I don't sugar coat ****!! I respect the same from others even if I disagree or what they are saying isn't what I want to hear
    ArtsyFaerie32 ArtsyFaerie32 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    Just one minute while I put on my waders

    so that I can wade through all this BULLSHIT!
    IwasCandyWhite26 IwasCandyWhite26 56-60, M 1 day ago

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    Oh yes I am. It surprises me how full of ****

    some people are. I never really fully appreciated this until lately. For example, there is a woman at work who I used to be friends with until I realised how fake and nasty she was. She goes around calling everyone 'beautiful girl' and 'gorgeous' as well as 'angel' and tells...
    Jenni855 Jenni855 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 15

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    To the losers out there

    who say things like" I am attracted to teens or younger woman" what your really saying to those who smell your bullshit is" I am a weak man with a tiny tool who can't land a real woman, so instead I will prey on young girls and feel like the man I am not". That is all ..just...
    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 22

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    myraaxx myraaxx 13-15, F Nov 24

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    the genius of the crowd: there is enough

    treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average human being to supply any given army on any given day and the best at murder are those who preach against it and the best at hate are those who preach love and the best at war finally are those who preach peace those who...
    sister11 sister11 36-40, F Aug 25

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    My circle has become smaller

    because of your lies... Go ahead & try telling someone else what they want to hear. I'm not buying it.
    SittingIdle SittingIdle 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 9

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    Guys take your BS somewhere else.

    It is not wanted or appreciated here.
    momwithcleavage momwithcleavage 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 6

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    There are so many fake people in my school

    who think swearing are the only adjectives around and I am just about done with each and every one of them.
    SaveTheGeek SaveTheGeek 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 21