I Am Allergic To Bullshit

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 11,745 People

    The site is being filled up with ****

    and junk !! This is a site to share experiences !! Kindly stop your search of **** and ******* here !!
    jaccuzi jaccuzi
    26-30, M
    Mar 30, 2014

    Memo: To The Crazy Ep People

    DEAR WEIRDOS OF EP:I AM WRITING THIS FOR ALL OF YOU LOSERS WHO FREQUENT MY PROFILE/WHITEBOARD/MEEBO CHAT/INBOX etc.  WHO SEEM TO WANT TO GET MY ATTENTION.  FIRST OF ALL , I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE A TRANNY IN NEED OF ADVICE ON HOW TO BECOME A WOMAN...  GET A LIFE COACH OR A...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Sep 1, 2011

    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel
    46-50, F
    Nov 2, 2015

    Makes me operatively shut down,

    done. I've been known to break out in a severe rash of *****. Informal I am, uncouth , p and proper I am not, and most likely a tad bit rude as well. Colloquially ghetto and gangster with it and non existent in the realm of ability to tune in for the rest of the **** that...
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Jul 26, 2015

    If I had watched the State of the Union address

    Tuesday I'd have scratched my own skin off from all of the bullshit.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 14

    I love this. So much bullshitt in life.

    Good place to poke fun at it or release your frustrations with the BS.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 30

    Does anyone remember a forest movie

    where the guy s family was killed? And hes wife gave birth to his son in a full well
    chrihey chrihey
    16-17, M
    Apr 3
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Mar 2

    Oh yes I am. It surprises me how full of ****

    some people are. I never really fully appreciated this until lately. For example, there is a woman at work who I used to be friends with until I realised how fake and nasty she was. She goes around calling everyone 'beautiful girl' and 'gorgeous' as well as 'angel' and tells...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2014

    Here she goes again,I can already hear

    that statement loud and clear.Lets not bother reading any further,that woman is full of bitterness,she is not giving herself a break,nor to us for that matter.We have ben told by several "experts" that forgiveness is an instant cure for all feelings of hurt and anger,just...
    berangere berangere
    66-70, F
    5 Responses Dec 22, 2014
    onyxwolfe onyxwolfe
    26-30, T
    Nov 1, 2015

    Wow. I didn't know this was

    such a common allergy. Maybe I should start a business selling antihistamines and decongestants on EP.
    PinksTheNewBlack PinksTheNewBlack
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Oct 10, 2015

    I break out in a bad case of "Fvck You"

    everytime I come near anyone smelling like it. Whew!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Dec 20, 2015

    I was in a restaurant

    and a guy at our table was bullshitting. I excused my self and left the table. A few minutes later I returned and handed him some toilet paper. I told him to be sure and wipe his mouth when he finished talking.
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jan 26, 2014

    My superpower is seeing the bullshit,

    but remaining polite and pretending I don't see it. I call it "The Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome."
    SmartKat SmartKat
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Dec 16, 2014
    jchayungs jchayungs
    13-15, M
    1 Response Jan 31

    Guys, stop all of your BS

    because I am allergic to it. No, I am not horny and if I was I would be down the hall with my husband and not online. You sex maniacs are a disgrace. I am very sexual in nature with my husband only. However, I do not need to advertise here like you with a neon flood light...
    maryannesinclair maryannesinclair
    46-50, F
    4 Responses May 11, 2014

    I believe I am a very patient person.

    Then I encounter someone that reminds me that I have a low tolerance for bullshit. It seems as though kindness and patience are a weakness and headed for obsolescence.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jun 16, 2015

    This can't be true. If it was,

    why am I still on EP, NEW version: censors are us?
    canuckrider canuckrider
    56-60, F
    1 Response Jan 22

    After being on here long enough

    and talking to many people, I know a bull ******* when I read their message. Who the hell you trying to kid. Starting to wise up
    Purpleorchid777 Purpleorchid777
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Jun 26, 2015

    That's why I never watch MSNBC.

    From looks of their ratings I can see I'm not alone in this.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 7

    Pope Francis just came out with "choosing not

    to have children is selfish" and I say, having them in certain cases can be even more selfish!
    berangere berangere
    66-70, F
    11 Responses Feb 14, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Dec 3, 2015

    I refuse to back down to bullshit.

    So if you're going to start, you better be ready to ******* rumble.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Feb 16

    HUMAN BEHAVIOUR AND MONEY Human beings - the

    most complicated and mentally ****** up of all creatures inhabiting Planet Earth. My landlord,  in March 2015, knocked my door and my neighbour's door asking for a rent increase. By law, asking verbally, by email or phone for more rent money IS ILLEGAL! It should be done by...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE
    31-35
    2 Responses Apr 12
    kxCobra kxCobra
    18-21, F
    Mar 29, 2014

    Revenge against an online bully?

    It's my boyfriends ex
    shawnbone1 shawnbone1
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 14, 2015

    don't message me unless you can give me your

    number I want sex or good conversation so please don't come at me with your bs
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 16

    That's why I'll be skipping the State of the

    Union address Tuesday night. The bullshit will probably kill me.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 10

    berangere berangere
    66-70, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2015

    im not feeling any of the presidential

    candidates not one,no one will get my vote ....oh well
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 3, 2015
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 3, 2014

    Was contacted by a complete idiot ten minutes

    ago. From the looks of his profile picture he should try being alergic to food.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    A few minutes ago a female messaged me saying

    she was very sad. I inquired why she said she just had a miscarriage and she was lonely. I responded if you really need a friend I will give you my number and you can contact me. Her exact response was "aww thank you but in bi lol why?" You are using a dead baby as a ice...
    krispycoco krispycoco
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jan 15
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014
    41-45, M
    1 Response Feb 23

    berangere berangere
    66-70, F
    1 Response Apr 23, 2015

    You are not a "real" werewolve,

    your a delusional child that watched Twilight or Underworld one to many times. I like to day dream at fantasize as well, but keep it in context.. it's not reality.. Moron.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 20, 2014
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    41-45, F
    13 Responses Sep 25, 2015

    Can't stand when people get life

    and bullshit twisted.
    ZenLioNESS719 ZenLioNESS719
    51-55, F
    5 Responses Nov 12, 2015

    That moment people start talking

    and you realize how beautiful your hand would be on their face
    caiseyi caiseyi
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 1, 2015

    one of my friends (hes a guy)

    and i made a sort of pact similiar to whats called bro's before hoes, (im not being sexist so dont start, nor am i calling any gender hoes, for all you know im not even talking about people...) and we were gonna go to see a movie and go for lunch cause we havnt seen each other...
    SterbenReyne SterbenReyne
    13-15, M
    3 Responses Oct 11, 2015

    Must share this video,

    for those who do not realise they are in a toxic relationship due to their naivety and low self esteem.Starting to acknowledge they do not deserve the bullshit they are being subjected to will hopefully give them the strenght to escape from tyranny.
    berangere berangere
    66-70, F
    May 15, 2015

    To the losers out there

    who say things like" I am attracted to teens or younger woman" what your really saying to those who smell your bullshit is" I am a weak man with a tiny tool who can't land a real woman, so instead I will prey on young girls and feel like the man I am not". That is all ..just...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 22, 2014

    I Am Sooo Allergic To Bullshit,

    ugh, I can Barely Tolerate it from Others, let alone MySELF!! =/ Yet I spent the last several DAYS Practically SWIMMING In It! Ugh, gag, ach, grrrrrr... =/ I've never been so twisted up in my Life! "This evidence on the One hand, super-intense intuition on the Other...
    AdoraGel AdoraGel
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 24, 2015

    Perv: " HI, i am 17 and i want you to know i

    hate it when guys hurt girls! I want to be your friend!" Me: "Oh Really? Your profile and your mouth are saying two different things. like your age says you 55-60, and your experiences say you wanna slave online..., Dont lie"
    Jayscar67 Jayscar67
    13-15, F
    1 Response Dec 17, 2015

    There is a side effect

    that happens whenever someone tries to BS me. My right hand cramps into a fist, and my middle finger extends out straight.
    jopava jopava
    56-60, M
    1 Response Aug 30, 2014

    Guys take your BS somewhere else.

    It is not wanted or appreciated here.
    momwithcleavage momwithcleavage
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Apr 6, 2014

    I just spoke to this troll on here earlier

    and man I keep getting the sniffles.
    Cocrispy Cocrispy
    22-25, M
    Oct 12, 2015

    It just isn't worth the hassle.

    . If I can't be my real self and say what I really think, how will I ever know if somebody really likes or loves me? . After a while, it's impossible to censor yourself just to please somebody else. If you have any self-esteem, you begin to care more about pleasing yourself...
    SmartKat SmartKat
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Sep 18, 2015

    TO THE MEN ON THIS SITE: If you are looking to

    dup, scam, manipulate, charm or push me into being your toy..... KEEP ON WALKING!! This chickie is too smart for your antics and won't put up with it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Sep 15, 2015

    Just learned that stinking diarrhetic *******

    Obama will address the nation tonight. Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure to miss it.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Dec 6, 2015

    I enjoy telling bullshitters

    that I have a finely tuned crap detector
    midnitephoenix midnitephoenix
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 13, 2015
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