I Am Amused By Human Behavior

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    Three years we shared absolutely everything

    about each other's lives. I valued your friendship, never once did I give you a chance to doubt my integrity. I gave you solace on one cold night or two. You were my confidante, I thought I was yours too. Now here we are, those moments have accounted for nothing just because I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 1

    Dear Trolls, No matter how many accounts you

    create to seduce me, you'll always be you. I can beat you at your own game. Sincerely, Psycho Anne.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 14, 2015

    Last Night.

    Last night the urge to pee woke me up at two in the morning. I had fallen asleep on the couch. I enter the bathroom, which just happens to be next to the bedroom. I didn't turn on the light. I sat on the toilet and finished my business. I sit for a moment longer just to be sure...
    littlegirl845 littlegirl845
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Sep 18, 2013

    While I do appreciate good banter amongst

    strangers and friends here on EP, there's that one intruding message that makes one ball their eyes out in disbelief. I'm not talking about perversion in the form of graphic pictures or vocabulary. I'm talking specifically about those little messages concerning trivial matters...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 13, 2015

    its funny honestly handsome + with a golden

    heart + rich = most girls think as dream guy thats easy :) too bad dream girls are rare cinderella never met a girl like that haha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 29, 2015

    *Insert pleasantries

    and what started of as an interesting conversation* Stranger: "So where are you from?" Me: *Gives location* Stranger: "Oh I hate small tropical islands." ....END OF CONVERSATION....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 25, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 29

    Question - I have noticed a unique

    characteristic of some people. They will watch you come toward them from a distance, and even make eye contact, but as soon as you acknowledge them with a simple greeting, they will abandon their gaze and walk right by as though you are not even there? I find that to be soooo...
    Tmac729 Tmac729
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2013

    He said "I got a new hearing aid" I said "what

    kind is it?" He said "ten o'clock"
    imdivergent imdivergent
    31-35, M
    Mar 11, 2015

    Hurt a guy's ego and what does he do?

    Block, block, block!! Lol
    tanchel90210 tanchel90210
    31-35, F
    Apr 10

    I believe society brainwashes people.

    Sounds too crazy for it too be true. For example, the amount of psychology behind advertisements cannot healthy, and how long can you go before seeing an advertisement? I wish I could just do what everybody else is doing in life, but I can't. Just a loner on the outside looking...
    PuckDrop PuckDrop
    22-25, M
    Dec 18, 2014

    I like to see the way people react,

    why people do certain things. Psychology is definitely my favourite thing ever.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 18, 2015

    I really don't know what to think

    when I hear a girl say that her boyfriend cried in front of her because of xyz... I've never shed a tear in front of my girl or any other girl. I guess I see it as embarrassing and weak. Just cry your eyes out when she's not looking and never tell her you sobbed if he feels like...
    Latinloverguy Latinloverguy
    31-35, M
    Oct 10, 2014

    A guy will give you anything under the sun

    and promise you the moon... Until... He... C..u..m..s
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 23, 2015

    As I take a break from work

    and go from profile to profile readying stories and experiences I am amused and shocked at what people do and experience. I am learning very quickly that there are some messed up people in this world. I am trying not to pass judgement on others for their quirks (because I have...
    wesleyjones wesleyjones
    31-35, M
    May 20, 2015

    They cut a tree to put a gigantic poster of a

    kid hugging a tree :C I don't understand them
    lolacocacola lolacocacola
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 21, 2014

    I literally don't understand

    why do people on here act so weird. They first add you to their circles & then they hardly bother to even drop a message or spark a conversation. If somehow they happen to even text you back or even a convo starts, many of them are hardly interested in making it interesting. Let...
    theReasonbehindyourSmile theReasonbehindyourSmile
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

    I wish we all drove bumper cars

    so when ppl don't do what I want I could give them a little tap #roadrage
    Kamden86 Kamden86
    22-25, F
    Sep 24, 2014

    Can't help it. The folly of the human nature

    cannot be underestimated. I have seen people come on here condemning people for naming other members, whilst they themselves are attacking other members and naming names?? Hello? Are they so special that they get a free pass? I just don't get it....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 4, 2015

    You say something vulgar

    and don't like the rejection received in return,then you tell me you hope I have a miscarriage. Wow. Lol Miscarriage only occurs before the 20 week mark after that it's considered a still born. Also if you believe in it, remember what they say, karma's a *****.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 30, 2014

    People are a mystery.

    Some of them wonderful, some horrible, some are just.. weird. All of them special in their very own way, all of them beautiful one way or another.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 18, 2015

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