I Am Amused

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    God made you skinny so you can get ahead in

    life easier. God made you with big lips so you could sing better. lmao. Watching fantasia movie. lol never heard that one.
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe
    22-25, F
    Apr 16, 2016

    For the first time on EP I got a message

    that my story was removed because it violated community guidelines. When EP balked at posting this story, I knew exactly what was wrong. I had used a bad word while quoting the bible. This really amuses me. I rewrote the story to not use the offending biblical term.
    JoannaBe JoannaBe
    41-45, F
    Feb 20, 2015

    Alright, I know "resting ***** face" usually

    applies to women but apparently it applies to me too. 😂 I laugh and smile many many times throughout the day but when I'm not, apparently I look angry. I'm usually not but it still amuses me.
    Handyman25 Handyman25
    26-30, M
    Oct 31, 2015

    So this man gets 15 years in jail of hard labor

    for stealing a silly sign in Korea. Heehee. He will live like a slave for 15 years. I'm not sorry for him. At first I was but not anymore.
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe
    22-25, F
    Mar 23, 2016

    It's watching someone blow up over something

    so silly. Just because someone does not share your opinion and politely disagrees after you rudely shared yours, that's just not a good reason to get bitchy. Although, it does provide me with free entertainment.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 24, 2015

    i love how fast PTO accrues at the hospital I

    work for. Been employed here a little over 3 months and I have almost 3 days worth of hours off. Basically a week of vacation since I only work 3 days a week... Well, I'm gonna save it for when I vacation to my country next year. :) So happy I work here haha! But honestly, I...
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 6, 2015
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    Apr 24, 2013

    It is quite late and I should be asleep,

    but I just heard some cats fighting and whining at eachother below my bedroom window and I started laughing for some reason because they remind me so much of the girls at my school. .-.
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris
    16-17, F
    May 13, 2015

    So, you focused on some internet drama through

    your screen but, your bank account is empty, gpa probably 2 point something range, and you barely got a roof over your head? 🌚🚮🚮🐸☕️
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee
    18-21, F
    Sep 24, 2015

    When ya best friend won't stop acting up.

    Umm somebody please come get my niqqa Mhaki 💀💀😭
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 7, 2015

    So I'm in pa and I was all pumped

    for my birthday tomorrow until I see this as I'm getting off the septa it says about 152,000 people will die on your birthday and the cake says sorry to see you go that's just depressing as hell
    Daddydomless Daddydomless
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 2, 2015

    People be so invested in this app

    but their life is in shambles in person. 😕🚮🚮
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee
    18-21, F
    Sep 24, 2015

    my bro says that he thinks I live on the

    computer and I just go through life cause I have to...
    PastelLime PastelLime
    Aug 4, 2015

    in journalism class, we have a vistor teacher

    and he's great!!! supper funny(:
    MadyLawrence16 MadyLawrence16
    18-21, F
    Oct 20, 2014

    So I was just looking through a friend's

    experience groups and one of them is I am a big romantic and very affectionate and the picture for that is a naked woman on top of a man and it looks like he has a finger in her ***. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that's quite affectionate for some people but that hardly seems...
    Handyman25 Handyman25
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 21, 2015

    It's fun, watching yourself grow.

    Noticing the little things. I remember a year ago I was extremely insecure. Im not the most confident person, but im not the way I used to be either. I'm a lot more carefree, open, and aware now. It feels amazing. Growing up. Finding out who I am. And it's great having someone...
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    Dec 19, 2015

    Human obsessions. I see it every day in the

    shop where I work. Physical over spiritual. What is the purpose of La Petite Morte?
    Catspause311 Catspause311
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 25, 2014

    By the difference in number of responses to a

    female saying ask me anything and a male asking the same! 😂
    Handyman25 Handyman25
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 25, 2015

    I just had a memory that amuses me: I was a

    teenager. We had recently moved to the United States, and I had never encountered Girl Scout cookies before. My father was still at work and I was alone at home. The door bell rang. I opened. It was a little girl, and I could see her mom at the end of the drive way. "Would you...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 26, 2015

    this morning i got to school

    and i was reading, and one of the school cops asks what im reading and i tell him the deathly hollows, and i show him the spine of my book. after that he's all oh your a pothead?? i said yeah
    MadyLawrence16 MadyLawrence16
    18-21, F
    Oct 27, 2014

    I asked my Daddy to do a back flip

    and he did and he broke his back.heehee *wicked laugh*
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 9, 2016
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