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I Am An Idiot

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    Grind down my teeth, Bleed dry my veins,

    Give in to the dark, To its sorrows and pains, Numb to the world, Violent and cruel, Destined to be lost, The ill fate of a fool, Burn my soul, Kill my dreams, A living torment, Of dying screams, The spirit of a monster, Loving of the dead, Truth in my heart, And lies in my head...
    LovingDead LovingDead 26-30, M Jan 19, 2015

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    I think I am a trip hazard.

    I went out of my bedroom and fell over by twisting my foot all of a sudden. It really hurt and this happens a lot with me
    cloudycarnage cloudycarnage 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 26, 2015

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    Embarrassing

    I was really young then, so don't judge! I was at the swimming pool with my mum and brother. My mum asked me to go and get her towel, so I ran to get it. Now, it was a really big pool and my legs were tiny so it was taking me ages to get back - she was on the other side of the...
    musicspirit musicspirit 16-17, F 24 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Some people will leave their mark on the world.

    I'll probably just leave a stain.
    mindstruggle mindstruggle 22-25, F 30 Responses Aug 28, 2015

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    I can't even... I am an idiot.

    Putting my whole life at risk.
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 14, 2015

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    To appropriately express my feelings it would

    involve a lot of bad words… But I won't do that. I swear, I've had a crush on this guy since 7th/8th grade. I've had a crush on him before he became popular, before he was considered cool, before he became a cheerleader…Way back to when he was the pokemon geek with the...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 18-21, F Sep 7, 2015

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    I am that idiot who has her heart broken

    everyday a couple of times throughout the day, for every little silly detail my heart gets broken, for every word I don't like my heart gets broken, for every attitude that feels unappreciative or tough my heart gets broken, for every love feeling I feel and I don't feel is...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 8 Responses Jan 9

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    I am really not sure

    why people take my words too seriously, I am just an idiot.
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2015

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    Pick up a glass of coke take a sip turns out to

    be vinegar :S I swear Ima gonna kill my grandpa! But yet the bottle of vinegar far was half empty next to the glass!!! Ima go trust my teeth now. And kill my grandpa. If the police ask it wasn't me LOL
    Ridingtonewyork Ridingtonewyork 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2015

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    I make all the wrong decisions

    for my own life, I self sabotage everything and always expect everything to go wrong. I let people treat me bad or like a doormat and practically thank them for treating me that way. I am a realist that so wishes I was an optimist or someone who could speak up more and be...
    FromTheHeartOfaWoman FromTheHeartOfaWoman 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 21, 2015

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    Today I am, that's for certain.

    I dropped a note in my crush's mail box. It said that because I deliver the mail in his street every Wednesday (I'm a mail carrier), I just thought I'd say hi. Also briefly mentioned that I enjoyed Sunday evening, when we had a drink together and chatted a lot and eventually...
    UselessNobody UselessNobody 31-35, F May 20, 2015

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    Today during work I went into the kitchen to

    get a cup of ice water, the flooring in there is just awful, and 9 times out of 10, if you drop something in there it disappears as if the floor sucked it into another dimension. So as I am filling up my cup with ice, I drop one of the ice cubes, I begin searching the floor...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 3 Responses May 18, 2015

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    Blue Hair

    So I saw the Scott Pilgram movie for the first time the other night. When it was all said and done I found that I really wanted to find a women with her hair dyed strange colors. Blue (scott pilgram) or maybe orange (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind). Either way, i began...
    lblgsislife lblgsislife 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2011

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    So, a (very nice) girl on EP posted a question

    and answer thread. I posted one too a while back (apparently nobody cares enough to ask me questions...no, it's cool, I got the message), and I also posted a question on this girl's Q&A thread. I got a notification that someone posted on her Q&A thread, and like the idiot I am...
    SayGeronimo SayGeronimo 16-17, F 10 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    haha! oh boy. I love this one.

    clearly I am the biggest idiot I know.
    deathismysoulmate deathismysoulmate 18-21 Apr 12, 2014

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    I wake up in the middle of the night,

    and can't fall back asleep until an hour before I'm supposed to wake up. When I finally do fall asleep again, I feel so relaxed and at peace that I never want to wake up again. Alarm rings. I press the snooze button too many times before I finally haul myself out of bed, and I...
    HellGeist HellGeist 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 11, 2015

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    Ok so I did not go to a funeral I went to a

    memorial service. It was not someone's grandmother it was their grandfather. It was not someone that I did not know it was my 3rd cousins grandad. So anyways while I was paying my respects to my 3rd cousin,Noah, he asked me how I was since I hadn't seen him for years and I said...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2014

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    I was not diagnosed with early onset dementia

    as you might have inferred from a previous (soon to be deleted) experience. My father had dementia (and passed before 70) and my grandpa had (at least) Parkinson's. I got a little nervous when I googled some things that were happening to me and it popped up "dementia." You...
    KindHeartedGuy KindHeartedGuy 41-45, M 4 Responses Jan 14

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    I'm a stupid person, I'm foolish,

    and a complete idiot.. I don't have good moral, i don't know what's right and what's wrong at some points.. I'm lazy and irresponsible.. . . . i hate myself sometimes
    FallingWind FallingWind 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 11, 2014

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    Aren't we all are? It goes to show

    that we're human. xD
    Music4Us Music4Us 13-15, F Sep 17, 2015

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    I was running late to yoga today

    so I rushed into the locker room and just quickly changed as fast as I could, after yoga I noticed I wore my freaking pants inside out ....ugh what the hell!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 15, 2015

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    Really I don't even know

    why I wrote this it makes no sense
    owenbladetucker owenbladetucker 13-15 2 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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    And the Day Was Going So Well . . .

    This is why you start drinking after you go to the bottle shop. Well actually I'm not going to blame this one on alcohol, I only had a glass or two of red before we went (yes, I know, me and that bloody red wine . . . again). As the topic says, I am an idiot. We went to the...
    Deyve Deyve 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2006

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    I broke my arm for the first time in a

    children's ball pit. And I was a teenager In a children's ball pit
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 18, 2014

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    Not bragging or proud of this .

    Just being unabashedly honest about this fact .
    Chernobylplayground Chernobylplayground 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 12, 2015

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    ( so check this.... ) I was in a relationship

    with someone who was always asking me to trust them..... turns out they were playing me and when I found out and confronted them with ( evidence ) they laughed in my face and wished me dead... her and her new boyfriend laughed at my pain like it was nothing.... but strangely...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Dec 13, 2015

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    I was at a party once,

    where we could sleep over in tents around the property. My tent was broken so the birthdaygirl offered me to stay with her in her tent. I did end up in her tent, but after that the idiot in me started. At night after the party we lay there next to eachother and she asks if i'm...
    chancelessman chancelessman 22-25, M Oct 29, 2015

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    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    I have a lot of things going on in my mind.

    I hate it when I speak a lot. I get lost in my thoughts and without any second thought I say whatever I think or feel. I sometimes forget who I am. I need to maintain a safe distance with people over here. It hurts when I'm saying something and the other person doesn't like...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 16, 2015

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    ._. Indeed I am.... I can be

    so stupid at times XD
    brokeninnocence brokeninnocence 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 16, 2015

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    Just imagine you're in a room filled with

    people all silently working away. You flip over your iPhone and for some reason UNKNOWN to anyone your 6pack core abs workout starts blasting out at a MASSIVE volume. "CRUNCHES! 3SETS! GET REEEEDDDY and GOOOOOOOOO!!" Why me FFS why MEEE????
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Feb 24, 2015

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    ...for thinking that online I'd have a greater

    chance of having friends because I'm not talking. I guess the idiocy comes through even online.
    hreinn hreinn 18-21, M Jan 5

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    The wonderful thing about EP is

    that no one knows who I really am. Therefore, there are few consequences to me admitting... that I am... in fact... an idiot who has managed to skate by with smoke and mirrors...
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo 46-50, M 2 Responses Jun 5, 2015

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    I don't really think I rescued a cat,

    in fact I think I may have stolen him from his mother. I live in a rural area and there are feral cats aplenty. One night, while walking my dog I heard a kitten frantically meowing somewhere out in a grassy field. I took the dog home and returned a few minute later with a light...
    4lornhope 4lornhope 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 24, 2015

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    I think this Group should be called "I Are An

    Idiot". And the fact that I believe idiocy should be reflected in the Group name qualifies me for this Group by whatever name.
    4lornhope 4lornhope 51-55, M Sep 24, 2015

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    notjustarandomgirl notjustarandomgirl 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 29, 2015

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    Whenever I try to get myself out of

    uncomfortable situations I take out my phone and pretend to be in a deep conversation with someone over the phone. But then this one time i tried doing this because I didn't know how to continue my conversation with this friend and she caught me when she saw that the screen that...
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 12, 2014

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    so yesterday, I had Chinese!

    today I have the migraine it always gives me! I regret nothing!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 4 Responses Sep 16, 2015

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    Beaniesandbands1 Beaniesandbands1 13-15, M Jun 20, 2015

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    Was walking my dog and made my ex take a

    picture of me, obviously don't care how I look.. jk i look like crap 😂
    Atljjay Atljjay 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    sirnatural sirnatural 36-40, M Jul 21, 2015

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    i am told something simple

    and straightforward by someone i trust. yet im still overwhelmed by my own fear. why do i do it? i know i trust her...more than anyone in the world...but i remember my past and it begins to melt down. i dont deserve a friend like her because i cant let go of my own past...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Nov 5, 2015

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    Stupidly thought i would try to contact a girl

    I talked to when I was 12 in class. We never hung out but in class we would laugh a little and joke about how our teacher got feathers on him (from my feather pens or pencil case). She moved on obviously because I wasn't anybody to her. She did me a drawing once and also did...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 46-50 2 Responses Oct 7, 2015

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    I feel like I wanna crawl under a rock

    and die. See, the other day I met someone that I felt a connection that was incredibly strong and amazing. I goofed up and now she's annoyed with me. I asked for her forgiveness.
    Inapickl Inapickl 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 14, 2015

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