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I Am An Idiot

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    Embarrassing

    I was really young then, so don't judge! I was at the swimming pool with my mum and brother. My mum asked me to go and get her towel, so I ran to get it. Now, it was a really big pool and my legs were tiny so it was taking me ages to get back - she was on the other side of the...
    musicspirit musicspirit 16-17, F 24 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Ok so I did not go to a funeral I went to a

    memorial service. It was not someone's grandmother it was their grandfather. It was not someone that I did not know it was my 3rd cousins grandad. So anyways while I was paying my respects to my 3rd cousin,Noah, he asked me how I was since I hadn't seen him for years and I said...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2014

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    So today I think I got attacked by a fishing

    weight. I was pulling on fishing line hanging from a tree. Then decided to move the boat backwards while I hung onto the line. I could feel the tension in the line building. For a moment I thought maybe this is a bad idea. Suddenly the tension was gone and at the same time the...
    Morrgin Morrgin 31-35, F May 18

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    Seriously. My stomach has been hurting

    for awhile I've been eating bland foods like toast and soups, but yesterday? Nope. Let's see, I ate some candy, Turkey with salt, drank some Pepsi and ate some ketchup chips I think I'm allergic too. Yeah guess how I feel now.
    ZER0RPHEUS ZER0RPHEUS 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Whenever I try to get myself out of

    uncomfortable situations I take out my phone and pretend to be in a deep conversation with someone over the phone. But then this one time i tried doing this because I didn't know how to continue my conversation with this friend and she caught me when she saw that the screen that...
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 12, 2014

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    And the Day Was Going So Well . . .

    This is why you start drinking after you go to the bottle shop. Well actually I'm not going to blame this one on alcohol, I only had a glass or two of red before we went (yes, I know, me and that bloody red wine . . . again). As the topic says, I am an idiot. We went to the...
    Deyve Deyve 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2006

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    I can't even... I am an idiot.

    Putting my whole life at risk.
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 14

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    Some people will leave their mark on the world.

    I'll probably just leave a stain.
    mindstruggle mindstruggle 22-25, F 29 Responses 2 days ago

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    So, a (very nice) girl on EP posted a question

    and answer thread. I posted one too a while back (apparently nobody cares enough to ask me questions...no, it's cool, I got the message), and I also posted a question on this girl's Q&A thread. I got a notification that someone posted on her Q&A thread, and like the idiot I am...
    SayGeronimo SayGeronimo 13-15, F 10 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    Morrgin Morrgin 31-35, F 1 Response May 10

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    i asked my dad what the elevation was

    when i was at the beach.
    Morrgin Morrgin 31-35, F May 10

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    Today during work I went into the kitchen to

    get a cup of ice water, the flooring in there is just awful, and 9 times out of 10, if you drop something in there it disappears as if the floor sucked it into another dimension. So as I am filling up my cup with ice, I drop one of the ice cubes, I begin searching the floor...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 4 Responses May 18

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    So I was tall and skinny my whole life

    and beautiful but I kept getting bullied for being skinny and I hated myself. And I ruined my face trying to be white. And I am so stupid because I could have been a model. No one told me I was beautiful or could have been a model. And now my face is ruined. And I'm stupid...
    ihatebeingblack44 ihatebeingblack44 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    I make all the wrong decisions

    for my own life, I self sabotage everything and always expect everything to go wrong. I let people treat me bad or like a doormat and practically thank them for treating me that way. I am a realist that so wishes I was an optimist or someone who could speak up more and be...
    FromTheHeartOfaWoman FromTheHeartOfaWoman 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    Always, 24/7. Tis good to be fine with it,

    and Tis fine to be not good with it. Everything goes for an idiot. An idiot doesn't go with the flow, for there is no flow, or the idiot is the flow. The idiot will never be or see or do or have the way it seems. The idiot does not know how to explain or express what's going...
    Annodumbaknee Annodumbaknee 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Pick up a glass of coke take a sip turns out to

    be vinegar :S I swear Ima gonna kill my grandpa! But yet the bottle of vinegar far was half empty next to the glass!!! Ima go trust my teeth now. And kill my grandpa. If the police ask it wasn't me LOL
    Ridingtonewyork Ridingtonewyork 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I broke my arm for the first time in a

    children's ball pit. And I was a teenager In a children's ball pit
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 18, 2014

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    Blue Hair

    So I saw the Scott Pilgram movie for the first time the other night. When it was all said and done I found that I really wanted to find a women with her hair dyed strange colors. Blue (scott pilgram) or maybe orange (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind). Either way, i began...
    lblgsislife lblgsislife 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2011

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    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    mindstruggle mindstruggle 22-25, F 13 Responses Aug 15

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    ihatebeingblack44 ihatebeingblack44 18-21, F 2 Responses May 12

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    hence my username i hate being an idiot.

    i wish i would do things correctly and not screw everything up. that sounds cool. the other day i went to school and i forgot my phone, which i bring everyday since i have no social life or license and car (yet). i couldve sworn that i packed it but i guess not. not only...
    idiotoftheyear37 idiotoftheyear37 18-21, M Apr 4

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    I said some really cruel things to a girl on

    here who seems to have it rough in life. She blocked me and I can't apologize to her now. I didn't mean to hurt her.
    Starsatnight1 Starsatnight1 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 28

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    haha! oh boy. I love this one.

    clearly I am the biggest idiot I know.
    deathismysoulmate deathismysoulmate 18-21 Apr 12, 2014

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    i really wish i had common sense like everyone

    else. im so weird and awkward. i dont do anything right. i act like a complete animal. its like i just dont know why someone is so weird and so demonic in everything they do. i hate myself
    ihatebeingblack44 ihatebeingblack44 18-21, F 1 Response May 20

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 24, 2014

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    I was running late to yoga today

    so I rushed into the locker room and just quickly changed as fast as I could, after yoga I noticed I wore my freaking pants inside out ....ugh what the hell!!
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    Beaniesandbands1 Beaniesandbands1 13-15, M Jun 20

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    "I'm in trouble," she tells me.

    "Do you need any money?" I ask. Like I have enough to spare. Doesn't matter. It's all rote now. Still putting my life and problems on hold because they need help, and I'm arrogant enough to feel responsible. It's funny to me because I still try to help the people I know I can...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 Apr 23

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    The wonderful thing about EP is

    that no one knows who I really am. Therefore, there are few consequences to me admitting... that I am... in fact... an idiot who has managed to skate by with smoke and mirrors...
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo 46-50, M 2 Responses Jun 5

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    Really I don't even know

    why I wrote this it makes no sense
    owenbladetucker owenbladetucker 13-15 2 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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    I think back on stupid things I've done

    and I don't even know what I did these things. But this is one of those things I just wonder what went through my mind. I was 12/13 and my best friend had a teacher. She was a new teacher and somehow I developed a thing for her. Not a crush just thought she was nice and I guess...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 May 1

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    ihatebeingblack44 ihatebeingblack44 18-21, F 1 Response May 4

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    notjustarandomgirl notjustarandomgirl 18-21, F 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I literally just lost every single friend I

    have at school..literally..that just happened.. hahaha wish me luck next year when summer is over...??????..??....??????
    stella2b3 stella2b3 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    I was looking at my mom

    who was in back of me in the store and I ran into a door. IM AN IDIOT!!!
    grace206013 grace206013 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    sirnatural sirnatural 36-40, M Jul 21

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    Today I am, that's for certain.

    I dropped a note in my crush's mail box. It said that because I deliver the mail in his street every Wednesday (I'm a mail carrier), I just thought I'd say hi. Also briefly mentioned that I enjoyed Sunday evening, when we had a drink together and chatted a lot and eventually...
    UselessNobody UselessNobody 31-35, F May 20

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    Well I had a cup of tea on a plate against me.

    Knew it was risky but did it anyway. Slipped. Fell on me and over my crotch and over my bed. Great!!! Hope it dries quickly. Large mess of tea all over me and my bed now.
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 2 Responses Mar 9

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    Grind down my teeth, Bleed dry my veins,

    Give in to the dark, To its sorrows and pains, Numb to the world, Violent and cruel, Destined to be lost, The ill fate of a fool, Burn my soul, Kill my dreams, A living torment, Of dying screams, The spirit of a monster, Loving of the dead, Truth in my heart, And lies in my head...
    LovingDead LovingDead 26-30, M Jan 19

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    I think I am a trip hazard.

    I went out of my bedroom and fell over by twisting my foot all of a sudden. It really hurt and this happens a lot with me
    cloudycarnage cloudycarnage 16-17, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Just imagine you're in a room filled with

    people all silently working away. You flip over your iPhone and for some reason UNKNOWN to anyone your 6pack core abs workout starts blasting out at a MASSIVE volume. "CRUNCHES! 3SETS! GET REEEEDDDY and GOOOOOOOOO!!" Why me FFS why MEEE????
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Feb 24

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    I do not like to make it obvious to people

    though. I think this is something they should learn on their own by interacting with me, like it will be earned knowledge, you know..
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    I think this will be my last thing on EP,

    I’d say the ride thus far was fun but it stopped being fun a long time ago. I got some answers I thought I would never get and got none of those I always thought I would. I was my own demon, each and every full moon I feel deeply into the past and think maybe I was the one...
    LovingDead LovingDead 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 19

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    I am really not sure

    why people take my words too seriously, I am just an idiot.
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 29

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