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    The reason why he couldn't talk to me was

    because he was at his sister's house, and his phone died. He didn't have a way to charge it. So I was freaking out for no reason...................
    thequietpanda thequietpanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 13-15, F Sep 23

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    I am a 47 year old man,

    and in looking back on my life and the things I have done, if there was an award for dumbest person alive? I'd be the sole winner Other than "retarded" my fathers second favorite name for me was "dummy" and given the things I've done since mom died five years ago on March 8th, he...
    TheBrooklynKid TheBrooklynKid 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Im An Idiot

    Am an idiot in everything i do. Simple as that.
    Smilz2012 Smilz2012 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2013

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    Hit And Run On The Recycle Barrel

    Well..this is a new one..I backed up and forgot the barrel was close to my car. Oops!  Man, I gotta pay attention to my surroundings. No day dreaming allowed when driving, thank you very much. Luckily the Huge contraption is on wheels. I sorta rolled it back..didn't feel a thing...
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2011

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    Embarrassing

    I was really young then, so don't judge! I was at the swimming pool with my mum and brother. My mum asked me to go and get her towel, so I ran to get it. Now, it was a really big pool and my legs were tiny so it was taking me ages to get back - she was on the other side of the...
    musicspirit musicspirit 16-17, F 24 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Thought it would be a good idea to teach my

    brother how to drive a stick for his birthday... He my car in gear and backed in right in ti my truck ­čśĺ
    Andrew2222 Andrew2222 16-17, M 3 Responses Sep 22

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    I got into a car accident just now

    because I fell asleep while driving. I didn't think I was near that tired. This is my second accident within a year and I'm not 18 yet. I'm going to lose my license and I don't even care anymore because I'm scared as he**! I don't think it's safe for me to drive anymore! I'm...
    firecancatchme firecancatchme 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    Really I don't even know

    why I wrote this it makes no sense
    owenbladetucker owenbladetucker 13-15 2 Responses Mar 15

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    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 14

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    I broke my arm for the first time in a

    children's ball pit. And I was a teenager In a children's ball pit
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    hello! i was thinking

    for a while and i have a different thought about myself now tho it still doesnt change anything (i hope it did) i found out that i am an idiot because i am shy, not confident, depressed and i dont believe in myself while being at the same time, funny smart handsome, but what i...
    thetechguy thetechguy 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    So, a (very nice) girl on EP posted a question

    and answer thread. I posted one too a while back (apparently nobody cares enough to ask me questions...no, it's cool, I got the message), and I also posted a question on this girl's Q&A thread. I got a notification that someone posted on her Q&A thread, and like the idiot I am...
    piecestothepuzzles piecestothepuzzles 13-15, F 10 Responses Aug 13

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    Blow Me

    first of all, **** all of you. secondly, there isn't any secondly,i'm eight sheets to the wind, never mind
    fhapy fhapy 13-15, F Apr 15, 2011

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    I got lost in a corn maze.

    I started out in a group but I tripped over corn and they all disappeared. Haha.
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F Sep 22

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    I Admit It, I'M An Idiot

    I can't believe I actually fell for that April fools prank- the google nose beta thing. They claimed that they now had the technology to let you smell through the computer. They said all you had to do was put your nose up real close to the screen and click on the picture you can...
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2013

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    kloudykloud kloudykloud 16-17, M Apr 2

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    And the Day Was Going So Well . . .

    This is why you start drinking after you go to the bottle shop. Well actually I'm not going to blame this one on alcohol, I only had a glass or two of red before we went (yes, I know, me and that bloody red wine . . . again). As the topic says, I am an idiot. We went to the...
    Deyve Deyve 19-21, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2006

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    kinda just a tad. I often do

    or say stupid things.
    uknaz uknaz 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 29

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    nobleicus nobleicus 22-25, M Jul 17

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    I have a problem. I go straight

    and do good and do my job for few days and just when I'm ok with myself I ruin everything and my day off is a mess. How to turn away from all those bad distractions ? I feel ok but I lose myself during the week. I run, I skate, I play music, I have friends... but if i can't do...
    CrookedMat CrookedMat 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Selfish

    Selfish I don't understand the selfish people, i mean ridiculously selfish people. I have a girlfriend ( poor excuse for one) that have been with for over two years. Last year i left the state because the economy was bad, but we still stayed in touch. Our relationship has...
    mw69 mw69 22-25 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    Just had big fight with husband.

    Cos I didn't wash his uniform.. While I was at work all day and he was home. So guess what I'm sleeping on a small couch while his upstairs sleeping on the bed in aircon.
    asksalot asksalot 22-25, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    Coolman42801 Coolman42801 13-15, M Aug 17

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    I'm a stupid person, I'm foolish,

    and a complete idiot.. I don't have good moral, i don't know what's right and what's wrong at some points.. I'm lazy and irresponsible.. . . . i hate myself sometimes
    FallingWind FallingWind 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 11

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    Why did I trust him? I knew what would happen,

    yet the yearning for him became so intoxicating, I just had to have it again. In my mind strictly physical would have been fine... But, in reality, it was killing me. "She and I" "One time she" "Did I tell you when she" it was like watching my Adonis turn into Medusa, slowly he...
    xsallover xsallover 16-17, F 1 Response May 25

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    Ok so I did not go to a funeral I went to a

    memorial service. It was not someone's grandmother it was their grandfather. It was not someone that I did not know it was my 3rd cousins grandad. So anyways while I was paying my respects to my 3rd cousin,Noah, he asked me how I was since I hadn't seen him for years and I said...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Over and over I keep making the same *******

    mistakes. And I don't realize it till it's done.
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Blue Hair

    So I saw the Scott Pilgram movie for the first time the other night. When it was all said and done I found that I really wanted to find a women with her hair dyed strange colors. Blue (scott pilgram) or maybe orange (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind). Either way, i began...
    lblgsislife lblgsislife 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2011

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    I will do anything for the men I love,

    and then I find out they are using me. I believe them when they say they love me, believe them when they say they want to be with me. Then I find out that none of it was true. When will I learn? When will I stop being so desperate to be loved? Why are people such awful a$$holes...
    chumiloons chumiloons 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    What Happens When I Dont Listen To Myself

    Yesterday I commented on my friends FB post within minutes I had a guy on her friends list post on wall "Your beautiful, wanna chat" My thought was, if he's going to stick himself out there to talk to me then I should at least chat with him. We chatted on FB for all of 2 minutes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 24, 2011

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    haha! oh boy. I love this one.

    clearly I am the biggest idiot I know.
    deathismysoulmate deathismysoulmate 18-21 Apr 12

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    I just made myself look a right ***.

    I saw this lady and instantly felt attracted to her, so obviously I approached her. I approach people often, so this was no biggy, right? Turns out, it was. I think my exact words were 'pretty erm pretty' followed by me clearing my throat and mumbling some other jibberish. WHY...
    Ryanholmes20375 Ryanholmes20375 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 12

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    Im An Idiot!!!

    i dont know why and i dont know how, but im an idiot!!! and im proud of being one!!! and in case your wondering, this is my first post on ep, and i cant think of anything else to say, so the first thing that came to mind was "i am an idiot"!!!!
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 7 Responses Feb 3, 2009

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    I stupidly made my life about another person

    after I told her we needed our own lives outside of the relationship because I was new to the area and needed to make friends but I didn't and it's blown up in my face. Now I have nothing. She moved for school and we're doing 'long distance' but it's gonna fail since she's...
    ande7897 ande7897 26-30, M Aug 22

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    I'm not the stupidest guy in the world

    but I'm still pretty damn dumb. I have a lot of thoughts bubbled up inside my head, and they're much more likely to come out if I'm talking to you on the Internet likes this than in real life. I kind of talk and sound like a retard IRL, I don't really know how to talk to people...
    QuadrupleM QuadrupleM 16-17, M Jun 8

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    Whenever I try to get myself out of

    uncomfortable situations I take out my phone and pretend to be in a deep conversation with someone over the phone. But then this one time i tried doing this because I didn't know how to continue my conversation with this friend and she caught me when she saw that the screen that...
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 12

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    i dont know how i got this stupid.

    i ruin everything for myself. why cant i think logically like everyone else?
    unlovednbroken unlovednbroken 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    Or at least that is what I am called.

    That and more. I am in my 20s and I still get called names and bullied. Most of the time I wonder why I even bother trying
    lostguy19892014 lostguy19892014 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 27

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    I was looking at my mom

    who was in back of me in the store and I ran into a door. IM AN IDIOT!!!
    grace206013 grace206013 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    I Am An Idiot

     i keep talking the talk, but somehow, i can't walk the walk. and the clock is ticking. time is running out. and i know it. and here i am, treading quicksand. doing the dog paddle, in a world full of masterful superstrokers. they are leaving me behind.  i am an...
    Nita427 Nita427 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 27, 2010

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    Utter Idiot

    I'm very stupid. It takes me a while to process conversations some time. And while I appear fairly articulate in written word, I cannot speak directly to people without being incredibly self-conscious. My nerves make me so defensive and stupid. I either say too little or too much...
    Mdear Mdear 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Sometimes when I'm bored; I do really idiotic

    things. So this one time I was like "Huh, I wonder what it's like to pee like a guy." So I stood up, turned around, did this weird crouching/squatting thing and went to town. WORST THING EVER. I ended up just sitting backwards on the toilet. *Facepalm*
    EmaniLove03 EmaniLove03 16-17, F Mar 18

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    and again something sits in front of me

    and I just cant seem to understand why or how, I need to make things right
    peanutman27 peanutman27 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    For thinking anything would change.

    Still hiding stuff from me still acting like everything's better. Just a bunch of lies. Bourbon......take me away
    handsomeugly handsomeugly 41-45, M Jun 23

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    Well, I can't decide if he's an idiot, a scumbag, or both. He's probably both. Intentional or not, his six-month rampage of inexcusable douchebaggery is coming to an end after...
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    I am a true idiot i am admitting it right here and now.Just when my life starts to get better and better i say or do something incredibly stupid and i start from day 1 all over...
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