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    Yet again, I find myself posting another story

    here.... Three days ago, my friend had asked if I would let him bring a few goats over to my farm. Thinking they were just like my cows, horses, and jenny.., I told him sure!!!! I couldn't believe the damage them little suckers can do. Ate a whole pallet of sweet stuff!!! Not...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 27

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    "I'm in trouble," she tells me.

    "Do you need any money?" I ask. Like I have enough to spare. Doesn't matter. It's all rote now. Still putting my life and problems on hold because they need help, and I'm arrogant enough to feel responsible. It's funny to me because I still try to help the people I know I can...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 26-30 1 day ago

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    I do not like to make it obvious to people

    though. I think this is something they should learn on their own by interacting with me, like it will be earned knowledge, you know..
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    Thankfully I'm not the only one!

    !! I told my farm helper to grab the mule lets ride. He asked me where the keys were as I was holding my 2 Jenny's. DUH.
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 9

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    hence my username i hate being an idiot.

    i wish i would do things correctly and not screw everything up. that sounds cool. the other day i went to school and i forgot my phone, which i bring everyday since i have no social life or license and car (yet). i couldve sworn that i packed it but i guess not. not only...
    idiotoftheyear37 idiotoftheyear37 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Whenever I try to get myself out of

    uncomfortable situations I take out my phone and pretend to be in a deep conversation with someone over the phone. But then this one time i tried doing this because I didn't know how to continue my conversation with this friend and she caught me when she saw that the screen that...
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 12, 2014

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2014

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    Ok so I did not go to a funeral I went to a

    memorial service. It was not someone's grandmother it was their grandfather. It was not someone that I did not know it was my 3rd cousins grandad. So anyways while I was paying my respects to my 3rd cousin,Noah, he asked me how I was since I hadn't seen him for years and I said...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2014

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    The day and night got married.

    They ended up having a baby... They had a sun. Yes, I'm an idiot..., thank you!!! Hoot.
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 5 Responses Mar 8

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    Really I don't even know

    why I wrote this it makes no sense
    owenbladetucker owenbladetucker 13-15 2 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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    (((This experience and I are like husbands

    and wives.... Soul mates.))) Once again, I find myself under this experience. (((Go figure))). Here I am, playing 3 word story... I get a text msg..... Thinking I can ONLY use three words in the story, guess how I answered back!!!! Yep!!! In three words. Sheriff: Can you...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 13

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    I was looking at my mom

    who was in back of me in the store and I ran into a door. IM AN IDIOT!!!
    grace206013 grace206013 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    Blue Hair

    So I saw the Scott Pilgram movie for the first time the other night. When it was all said and done I found that I really wanted to find a women with her hair dyed strange colors. Blue (scott pilgram) or maybe orange (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind). Either way, i began...
    lblgsislife lblgsislife 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2011

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    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    Selfish

    Selfish I don't understand the selfish people, i mean ridiculously selfish people. I have a girlfriend ( poor excuse for one) that have been with for over two years. Last year i left the state because the economy was bad, but we still stayed in touch. Our relationship has...
    mw69 mw69 22-25 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    Just imagine you're in a room filled with

    people all silently working away. You flip over your iPhone and for some reason UNKNOWN to anyone your 6pack core abs workout starts blasting out at a MASSIVE volume. "CRUNCHES! 3SETS! GET REEEEDDDY and GOOOOOOOOO!!" Why me FFS why MEEE????
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 24

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    So here I am reading post/stories.

    Saying WOW!!! This could be a sister I never known!!! Got to the sixth story.... What a dumbass..... I was reading my own post. Didn't even know it!!! NOW THATS AN IDIOT!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 6 Responses Feb 12

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    And the Day Was Going So Well . . .

    This is why you start drinking after you go to the bottle shop. Well actually I'm not going to blame this one on alcohol, I only had a glass or two of red before we went (yes, I know, me and that bloody red wine . . . again). As the topic says, I am an idiot. We went to the...
    Deyve Deyve 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2006

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    Driving in my vehicle.

    I forget I'm out of uniform. See a van in front of me liter. Beep the horn thinking it was my siren while running my hand above looking for the light switch. What an idiot I am!!! Lmao
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 28

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    I think this will be my last thing on EP,

    I’d say the ride thus far was fun but it stopped being fun a long time ago. I got some answers I thought I would never get and got none of those I always thought I would. I was my own demon, each and every full moon I feel deeply into the past and think maybe I was the one...
    LovingDead LovingDead 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I broke my arm for the first time in a

    children's ball pit. And I was a teenager In a children's ball pit
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 18, 2014

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    Embarrassing

    I was really young then, so don't judge! I was at the swimming pool with my mum and brother. My mum asked me to go and get her towel, so I ran to get it. Now, it was a really big pool and my legs were tiny so it was taking me ages to get back - she was on the other side of the...
    musicspirit musicspirit 16-17, F 24 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Well I had a cup of tea on a plate against me.

    Knew it was risky but did it anyway. Slipped. Fell on me and over my crotch and over my bed. Great!!! Hope it dries quickly. Large mess of tea all over me and my bed now.
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 2 Responses Mar 9

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    I feel like I'm fighting smoke,

    I don't know what to do.
    LovingDead LovingDead 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 27, 2014

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    I parked my vehicle. Get out of my truck.

    Opened back door for my lab Bruin. Head straight into walmart like we own the place. I was really looking for trouble, but instead I received a lot of attention. ESPECIALLY WHEN I FORGOT TO TAKE MY RAY-BANS OFF!!!! They actually thought I was in need of service assistance. I...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    Nothing like starting your truck first thing in

    the morning on 20° weather to warm up. Only to let it sit there for about 15 minutes. Run from house to truck to ice cold air. I had it on AC. I am such an idiot!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 24

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    When they tell me, "Dont get lost",

    they don't have a clue I've been lost....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 1

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    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 19 Responses Feb 27

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    I got lost in a corn maze.

    I started out in a group but I tripped over corn and they all disappeared. Haha.
    Ellytheoutcast Ellytheoutcast 13-15, F Sep 22, 2014

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    Grind down my teeth, Bleed dry my veins,

    Give in to the dark, To its sorrows and pains, Numb to the world, Violent and cruel, Destined to be lost, The ill fate of a fool, Burn my soul, Kill my dreams, A living torment, Of dying screams, The spirit of a monster, Loving of the dead, Truth in my heart, And lies in my head...
    LovingDead LovingDead 22-25, M Jan 19

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    Seriously. My stomach has been hurting

    for awhile I've been eating bland foods like toast and soups, but yesterday? Nope. Let's see, I ate some candy, Turkey with salt, drank some Pepsi and ate some ketchup chips I think I'm allergic too. Yeah guess how I feel now.
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    So, a (very nice) girl on EP posted a question

    and answer thread. I posted one too a while back (apparently nobody cares enough to ask me questions...no, it's cool, I got the message), and I also posted a question on this girl's Q&A thread. I got a notification that someone posted on her Q&A thread, and like the idiot I am...
    SayGeronimo SayGeronimo 13-15, F 10 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    haha! oh boy. I love this one.

    clearly I am the biggest idiot I know.
    deathismysoulmate deathismysoulmate 18-21 Apr 12, 2014

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    NOTHING like me going shopping,

    run into a few hot guys... Push the buggy and bump right into an end cap. Buggy flies in air..., only thing I can say is whoops. SO embarrassing......
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 18

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    I was running late to yoga today

    so I rushed into the locker room and just quickly changed as fast as I could, after yoga I noticed I wore my freaking pants inside out ....ugh what the hell!!
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    I Am An Idiot

     i keep talking the talk, but somehow, i can't walk the walk. and the clock is ticking. time is running out. and i know it. and here i am, treading quicksand. doing the dog paddle, in a world full of masterful superstrokers. they are leaving me behind.  i am an...
    Nita427 Nita427 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 27, 2010

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    Nix0 Nix0 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 19, 2014

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 16-17, F Sep 23, 2014

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    I've been doing the most stupid things.

    I feel like half of my brain dies and now I'm likely going to get into trouble for what I did. I think I am so freaking mental. How I think and what I do is so not normal.
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 2 Responses Feb 18

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    My answers are all stupid

    and I can't really say into words what I'm thinking.
    rithic rithic 18-21, M Oct 26, 2014

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 24, 2014

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    Just had big fight with husband.

    Cos I didn't wash his uniform.. While I was at work all day and he was home. So guess what I'm sleeping on a small couch while his upstairs sleeping on the bed in aircon.
    asksalot asksalot 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 24, 2014

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