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I Am An Idiot

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    Blue Hair

    So I saw the Scott Pilgram movie for the first time the other night. When it was all said and done I found that I really wanted to find a women with her hair dyed strange colors. Blue (scott pilgram) or maybe orange (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind). Either way, i began...
    lblgsislife lblgsislife 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2011

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    kinda just a tad. I often do

    or say stupid things.
    uknaz uknaz 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 29

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    I'm An Idiot.

    Occasionally I have those dumb moments. But here's where the dumb really kicks in, I've failed my graduation tests each time I took them. (The ones I passed, I didn't have to take again) I don't know my grammar really well. Like where to put commas and stuff. I say really stupid...
    RiuChan RiuChan 18-21, F Nov 14, 2012

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    Ok so I did not go to a funeral I went to a

    memorial service. It was not someone's grandmother it was their grandfather. It was not someone that I did not know it was my 3rd cousins grandad. So anyways while I was paying my respects to my 3rd cousin,Noah, he asked me how I was since I hadn't seen him for years and I said...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    And the Day Was Going So Well . . .

    This is why you start drinking after you go to the bottle shop. Well actually I'm not going to blame this one on alcohol, I only had a glass or two of red before we went (yes, I know, me and that bloody red wine . . . again). As the topic says, I am an idiot. We went to the...
    Deyve Deyve 19-21, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2006

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    I Am An Idiot

     i keep talking the talk, but somehow, i can't walk the walk. and the clock is ticking. time is running out. and i know it. and here i am, treading quicksand. doing the dog paddle, in a world full of masterful superstrokers. they are leaving me behind.  i am an...
    Nita427 Nita427 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 27, 2010

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    For thinking anything would change.

    Still hiding stuff from me still acting like everything's better. Just a bunch of lies. Bourbon......take me away
    handsomeugly handsomeugly 41-45, M Jun 23

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    Sometimes when I'm bored; I do really idiotic

    things. So this one time I was like "Huh, I wonder what it's like to pee like a guy." So I stood up, turned around, did this weird crouching/squatting thing and went to town. WORST THING EVER. I ended up just sitting backwards on the toilet. *Facepalm*
    EmaniLove03 EmaniLove03 16-17, F Mar 18

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    Really I don't even know

    why I wrote this it makes no sense
    owenbladetucker owenbladetucker 13-15 2 Responses Mar 15

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    haha! oh boy. I love this one.

    clearly I am the biggest idiot I know.
    deathismysoulmate deathismysoulmate 18-21 Apr 12

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    Im An Idiot

    Am an idiot in everything i do. Simple as that.
    Smilz2012 Smilz2012 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2013

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    What Happens When I Dont Listen To Myself

    Yesterday I commented on my friends FB post within minutes I had a guy on her friends list post on wall "Your beautiful, wanna chat" My thought was, if he's going to stick himself out there to talk to me then I should at least chat with him. We chatted on FB for all of 2 minutes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 24, 2011

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    I'm a stupid person, I'm foolish,

    and a complete idiot.. I don't have good moral, i don't know what's right and what's wrong at some points.. I'm lazy and irresponsible.. . . . i hate myself sometimes
    FallingWind FallingWind 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 11

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    I Admit It, I'M An Idiot

    I can't believe I actually fell for that April fools prank- the google nose beta thing. They claimed that they now had the technology to let you smell through the computer. They said all you had to do was put your nose up real close to the screen and click on the picture you can...
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2013

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    kloudykloud kloudykloud 16-17, M Apr 2

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    thatwhiteboii thatwhiteboii 13-15, M 2 Responses May 3

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    I just made myself look a right ***.

    I saw this lady and instantly felt attracted to her, so obviously I approached her. I approach people often, so this was no biggy, right? Turns out, it was. I think my exact words were 'pretty erm pretty' followed by me clearing my throat and mumbling some other jibberish. WHY...
    Ryanholmes20375 Ryanholmes20375 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 12

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    Selfish

    Selfish I don't understand the selfish people, i mean ridiculously selfish people. I have a girlfriend ( poor excuse for one) that have been with for over two years. Last year i left the state because the economy was bad, but we still stayed in touch. Our relationship has...
    mw69 mw69 22-25 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    My friend doesn't get out of school

    til two, and I made it to her house at noon since I didn't have work til 5 and we planned to help bake another friends bf birthday cake. That background bs out of the way.. This story is more about a sandwich. A sandwich... An idiot... And I what I went through for it. I'll go...
    hitvl hitvl 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2013

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    I will do anything for the men I love,

    and then I find out they are using me. I believe them when they say they love me, believe them when they say they want to be with me. Then I find out that none of it was true. When will I learn? When will I stop being so desperate to be loved? Why are people such awful a$$holes...
    chumiloons chumiloons 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I am a 47 year old man,

    and in looking back on my life and the things I have done, if there was an award for dumbest person alive? I'd be the sole winner Other than "retarded" my fathers second favorite name for me was "dummy" and given the things I've done since mom died five years ago on March 8th, he...
    TheBrooklynKid TheBrooklynKid 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I Always Knew I Was A Massive Douchebag

    ... but yesterday it seems I outdid even myself. Now, I don't remember much of it, I was drunk and blacked out. But, I got this text in the morning from my very good friend Jimmy showing a transaction on his credit card, followed by the words "F@ck you." I have been meaning to...
    kapanda kapanda 22-25, M Feb 16, 2013

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    I Was Fooled By My Wife,but I Pay Back

    My weakness is, I trust all easily. After marriage I was in 7 heavens as my wife is very beautiful .We was happy and I was proud to be husband of most beautiful wife.After six month of marriage, one day I went home early from my work. I was eager to see wife and wanted to have...
    bedluckisbad bedluckisbad 46-50, M 1 Response May 21, 2011

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    nobleicus nobleicus 22-25, M Jul 17

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    Over and over I keep making the same *******

    mistakes. And I don't realize it till it's done.
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Embarrassing

    I was really young then, so don't judge! I was at the swimming pool with my mum and brother. My mum asked me to go and get her towel, so I ran to get it. Now, it was a really big pool and my legs were tiny so it was taking me ages to get back - she was on the other side of the...
    musicspirit musicspirit 16-17, F 24 Responses May 17, 2009

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    That Girl

    so i just got to know this girl n i really like her but she lives so far away n i cant do anything about it n all i want to do is cry. I really hate falling for people u cant even hug or kiss.
    willsexy5252 willsexy5252 16-17, M Jul 4, 2013

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    Im An Idiot!!!

    i dont know why and i dont know how, but im an idiot!!! and im proud of being one!!! and in case your wondering, this is my first post on ep, and i cant think of anything else to say, so the first thing that came to mind was "i am an idiot"!!!!
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 7 Responses Feb 3, 2009

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    Why did I trust him? I knew what would happen,

    yet the yearning for him became so intoxicating, I just had to have it again. In my mind strictly physical would have been fine... But, in reality, it was killing me. "She and I" "One time she" "Did I tell you when she" it was like watching my Adonis turn into Medusa, slowly he...
    xsallover xsallover 16-17, F 1 Response May 25

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    I have a problem. I go straight

    and do good and do my job for few days and just when I'm ok with myself I ruin everything and my day off is a mess. How to turn away from all those bad distractions ? I feel ok but I lose myself during the week. I run, I skate, I play music, I have friends... but if i can't do...
    CrookedMat CrookedMat 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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    I'm not the stupidest guy in the world

    but I'm still pretty damn dumb. I have a lot of thoughts bubbled up inside my head, and they're much more likely to come out if I'm talking to you on the Internet likes this than in real life. I kind of talk and sound like a retard IRL, I don't really know how to talk to people...
    QuadrupleM QuadrupleM 13-15, M Jun 8

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    I broke my arm for the first time in a

    children's ball pit. And I was a teenager In a children's ball pit
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    Sorry

    Who first to apologize to. I must've looked like a ***** many times. ****, I screwed up many times. But I love you. Two people that I really loved. I do not know myself how I could have so much to hurt you. Now i pay the price
    MayaMoonShadow MayaMoonShadow 16-17, F Oct 13, 2013

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    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    Utter Idiot

    I'm very stupid. It takes me a while to process conversations some time. And while I appear fairly articulate in written word, I cannot speak directly to people without being incredibly self-conscious. My nerves make me so defensive and stupid. I either say too little or too much...
    Mdear Mdear 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Or at least that is what I am called.

    That and more. I am in my 20s and I still get called names and bullied. Most of the time I wonder why I even bother trying
    lostguy19892014 lostguy19892014 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 27

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    Hit And Run On The Recycle Barrel

    Well..this is a new one..I backed up and forgot the barrel was close to my car. Oops!  Man, I gotta pay attention to my surroundings. No day dreaming allowed when driving, thank you very much. Luckily the Huge contraption is on wheels. I sorta rolled it back..didn't feel a thing...
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2011

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    Whenever I try to get myself out of

    uncomfortable situations I take out my phone and pretend to be in a deep conversation with someone over the phone. But then this one time i tried doing this because I didn't know how to continue my conversation with this friend and she caught me when she saw that the screen that...
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 12

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    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 14

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    The reason why he couldn't talk to me was

    because he was at his sister's house, and his phone died. He didn't have a way to charge it. So I was freaking out for no reason...................
    thequietpanda thequietpanda 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    hello! i was thinking

    for a while and i have a different thought about myself now tho it still doesnt change anything (i hope it did) i found out that i am an idiot because i am shy, not confident, depressed and i dont believe in myself while being at the same time, funny smart handsome, but what i...
    thetechguy thetechguy 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    Blow Me

    first of all, **** all of you. secondly, there isn't any secondly,i'm eight sheets to the wind, never mind
    fhapy fhapy 13-15, F Apr 15, 2011

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    I think I understand a little bit more about why exactly I made such a fool of myself when I was a child. When I was an adolescent I dressed and acted like some sort of black...
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    Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day? A: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
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    Today I saw another blatant idiot with girls around him. Why, what does it take to get a girl? Of course! All you need is to be a brainless, stupid moron. I have never seen a girl...
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    I'm sorry but it's true this world is fully of idiots and morons
    awsomedude13 awsomedude13 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    So, this isn't idiotic as it is scary. I was at a friends house. I began sleepwalking and grabbed a pencil. I yanked back the covers which woke her up and I was standing over her...
    tututata2126 tututata2126 16-17, F Jul 19

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    Dont Like Being Called An Idiot By Ep Users you don't know me don't judge god will know
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Every so often someone will catch my attention. They are never attention seekers, they are never dull, they are difficult to understand and I admire that. People are typically...
    Jade611 Jade611 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    The same few over and over again. LOL. Just leave.
    Andrew29 Andrew29 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 29