I Am An Idiot

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So I saw the Scott Pilgram movie for the first time the other night. When it was all said and done I found that I really wanted to find a women with her hair dyed strange colors. Blue (scott pilgram) or maybe orange (eternal sunshine of...

I'm very stupid. It takes me a while to process conversations some time. And while I appear fairly articulate in written word, I cannot speak directly to people without being incredibly self-conscious. My nerves make me so defensive and...

i keep talking the talk, but somehow, i can't walk the walk. and the clock is ticking. time is running out. and i know it. and here i am, treading quicksand. doing the dog paddle, in a world full of masterful superstrokers. they...

I happen to be one of those girls, who enjoy flirting. Not because I'm a whore. Not because I want to hurt guys. But, because I've always been so insecure, that the attention is the only thing that makes me feel like I'm beautiful. It's...

Occasionally I have those dumb moments. But here's where the dumb really kicks in, I've failed my graduation tests each time I took them. (The ones I passed, I didn't have to take again) I don't know my grammar really well. Like where...

Am an idiot in everything i do. Simple as that.

I'm idiotic but I'm proud because the minds of idiots work in very unique ways .So taht means I'm as unique as everyone else ;) Yay me!

... but yesterday it seems I outdid even myself.

Now, I don't remember much of it, I was drunk and blacked out.

But, I got this text in the morning from my very good friend Jimmy showing a transaction on his credit card, followed by...

I was really young then, so don't judge!
I was at the swimming pool with my mum and brother. My mum asked me to go and get her towel, so I ran to get it. Now, it was a really big pool and my legs were tiny so it was taking me ages to...

Selfish

I don't understand the selfish people, i mean ridiculously selfish people. I have a girlfriend ( poor excuse for one) that have been with for over two years. Last year i left the state because the economy was bad, but we...

I can remember this happening a few years back. I'm pretty sure I was old enough then to have at least an ounce of common sense.I was 12 but I might as well have been 3. I bought myself popcorn and soda. Sadly my pants were falling , I...

I can't believe I actually fell for that April fools prank- the google nose beta thing. They claimed that they now had the technology to let you smell through the computer. They said all you had to do was put your nose up real close to...

My paranoia is beginning to get worst everyday. I'm so convinced people send emails/mail to my parents about me, so go through both of their emails and look at their mail. The counseling I go to doesn't seem to be doing anything for me...

i dont know why and i dont know how, but im an idiot!!! and im proud of being one!!! and in case your wondering, this is my first post on ep, and i cant think of anything else to say, so the first thing that came to mind was "i am...

first of all, fuck all of you. secondly, there isn't any secondly,i'm eight sheets to the wind, never mind

Im such an idiot that i don't know my grammar, i failed all my exams, cheated my boyfriend, tripped on a rock and fell hardly on the ground, missed so many ducks when i played whack a duck,i asked for your pants size, im such an idiot...

How complicated I can make things sometimes! I guess it's my nature as an over-thinker, I miss the simpler answers... ugh!

Yesterday I commented on my friends FB post within minutes I had a guy on her friends list post on wall "Your beautiful, wanna chat" My thought was, if he's going to stick himself out there to talk to me then I should at least chat with...

This is why you start drinking after you go to the bottle shop.
Well actually I'm not going to blame this one on alcohol, I only had a glass or two of red before we went (yes, I know, me and that bloody red wine . . . again). As the...