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I Am An Idiot

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    (((This experience and I are like husbands

    and wives.... Soul mates.))) Once again, I find myself under this experience. (((Go figure))). Here I am, playing 3 word story... I get a text msg..... Thinking I can ONLY use three words in the story, guess how I answered back!!!! Yep!!! In three words. Sheriff: Can you...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 13

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    Grind down my teeth, Bleed dry my veins,

    Give in to the dark, To its sorrows and pains, Numb to the world, Violent and cruel, Destined to be lost, The ill fate of a fool, Burn my soul, Kill my dreams, A living torment, Of dying screams, The spirit of a monster, Loving of the dead, Truth in my heart, And lies in my head...
    LovingDead LovingDead 22-25, M Jan 19

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    And the Day Was Going So Well . . .

    This is why you start drinking after you go to the bottle shop. Well actually I'm not going to blame this one on alcohol, I only had a glass or two of red before we went (yes, I know, me and that bloody red wine . . . again). As the topic says, I am an idiot. We went to the...
    Deyve Deyve 19-21, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2006

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    haha! oh boy. I love this one.

    clearly I am the biggest idiot I know.
    deathismysoulmate deathismysoulmate 18-21 Apr 12, 2014

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    Nix0 Nix0 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 19, 2014

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    Im An Idiot!!!

    i dont know why and i dont know how, but im an idiot!!! and im proud of being one!!! and in case your wondering, this is my first post on ep, and i cant think of anything else to say, so the first thing that came to mind was "i am an idiot"!!!!
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 7 Responses Feb 3, 2009

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    I was looking at my mom

    who was in back of me in the store and I ran into a door. IM AN IDIOT!!!
    grace206013 grace206013 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    Utter Idiot

    I'm very stupid. It takes me a while to process conversations some time. And while I appear fairly articulate in written word, I cannot speak directly to people without being incredibly self-conscious. My nerves make me so defensive and stupid. I either say too little or too much...
    Mdear Mdear 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Really I don't even know

    why I wrote this it makes no sense
    owenbladetucker owenbladetucker 13-15 2 Responses Mar 15, 2014

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    The reason why he couldn't talk to me was

    because he was at his sister's house, and his phone died. He didn't have a way to charge it. So I was freaking out for no reason...................
    thequietpanda thequietpanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2014

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    Nothing like starting your truck first thing in

    the morning on 20° weather to warm up. Only to let it sit there for about 15 minutes. Run from house to truck to ice cold air. I had it on AC. I am such an idiot!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 12 Responses 3 days ago

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    I got lost in a corn maze.

    I started out in a group but I tripped over corn and they all disappeared. Haha.
    Ellytheoutcast Ellytheoutcast 13-15, F Sep 22, 2014

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    Blue Hair

    So I saw the Scott Pilgram movie for the first time the other night. When it was all said and done I found that I really wanted to find a women with her hair dyed strange colors. Blue (scott pilgram) or maybe orange (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind). Either way, i began...
    lblgsislife lblgsislife 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2011

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    I Am An Idiot

     i keep talking the talk, but somehow, i can't walk the walk. and the clock is ticking. time is running out. and i know it. and here i am, treading quicksand. doing the dog paddle, in a world full of masterful superstrokers. they are leaving me behind.  i am an...
    Nita427 Nita427 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 27, 2010

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    My answers are all stupid

    and I can't really say into words what I'm thinking.
    rithic rithic 18-21, M Oct 26, 2014

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 16-17, F Sep 23, 2014

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    Coolman42801 Coolman42801 13-15, M Aug 17, 2014

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    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    Just imagine you're in a room filled with

    people all silently working away. You flip over your iPhone and for some reason UNKNOWN to anyone your 6pack core abs workout starts blasting out at a MASSIVE volume. "CRUNCHES! 3SETS! GET REEEEDDDY and GOOOOOOOOO!!" Why me FFS why MEEE????
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 15 Responses 3 days ago

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    Hit And Run On The Recycle Barrel

    Well..this is a new one..I backed up and forgot the barrel was close to my car. Oops!  Man, I gotta pay attention to my surroundings. No day dreaming allowed when driving, thank you very much. Luckily the Huge contraption is on wheels. I sorta rolled it back..didn't feel a thing...
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2011

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    Ok so I did not go to a funeral I went to a

    memorial service. It was not someone's grandmother it was their grandfather. It was not someone that I did not know it was my 3rd cousins grandad. So anyways while I was paying my respects to my 3rd cousin,Noah, he asked me how I was since I hadn't seen him for years and I said...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2014

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    Driving in my vehicle.

    I forget I'm out of uniform. See a van in front of me liter. Beep the horn thinking it was my siren while running my hand above looking for the light switch. What an idiot I am!!! Lmao
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 28

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    I stupidly made my life about another person

    after I told her we needed our own lives outside of the relationship because I was new to the area and needed to make friends but I didn't and it's blown up in my face. Now I have nothing. She moved for school and we're doing 'long distance' but it's gonna fail since she's...
    bmo7897 bmo7897 26-30, M Aug 22, 2014

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    Im An Idiot

    Am an idiot in everything i do. Simple as that.
    Smilz2012 Smilz2012 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2013

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 24, 2014

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    Thought it would be a good idea to teach my

    brother how to drive a stick for his birthday... He my car in gear and backed in right in ti my truck 😒
    Andrew2222 Andrew2222 16-17, M 2 Responses Sep 22, 2014

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    I do not like to make it obvious to people

    though. I think this is something they should learn on their own by interacting with me, like it will be earned knowledge, you know..
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    Whenever I try to get myself out of

    uncomfortable situations I take out my phone and pretend to be in a deep conversation with someone over the phone. But then this one time i tried doing this because I didn't know how to continue my conversation with this friend and she caught me when she saw that the screen that...
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 12, 2014

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    NOTHING like me going shopping,

    run into a few hot guys... Push the buggy and bump right into an end cap. Buggy flies in air..., only thing I can say is whoops. SO embarrassing......
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 18

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    I parked my vehicle. Get out of my truck.

    Opened back door for my lab Bruin. Head straight into walmart like we own the place. I was really looking for trouble, but instead I received a lot of attention. ESPECIALLY WHEN I FORGOT TO TAKE MY RAY-BANS OFF!!!! They actually thought I was in need of service assistance. I...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Selfish

    Selfish I don't understand the selfish people, i mean ridiculously selfish people. I have a girlfriend ( poor excuse for one) that have been with for over two years. Last year i left the state because the economy was bad, but we still stayed in touch. Our relationship has...
    mw69 mw69 22-25 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I broke my arm for the first time in a

    children's ball pit. And I was a teenager In a children's ball pit
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 18, 2014

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    So here I am reading post/stories.

    Saying WOW!!! This could be a sister I never known!!! Got to the sixth story.... What a dumbass..... I was reading my own post. Didn't even know it!!! NOW THATS AN IDIOT!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 6 Responses Feb 12

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    Over and over I keep making the same *******

    mistakes. And I don't realize it till it's done.
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16, 2014

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    What Happens When I Dont Listen To Myself

    Yesterday I commented on my friends FB post within minutes I had a guy on her friends list post on wall "Your beautiful, wanna chat" My thought was, if he's going to stick himself out there to talk to me then I should at least chat with him. We chatted on FB for all of 2 minutes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 24, 2011

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    I got into a car accident just now

    because I fell asleep while driving. I didn't think I was near that tired. This is my second accident within a year and I'm not 18 yet. I'm going to lose my license and I don't even care anymore because I'm scared as he**! I don't think it's safe for me to drive anymore! I'm...
    firecancatchme firecancatchme 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2014

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    and again something sits in front of me

    and I just cant seem to understand why or how, I need to make things right
    LovingDead LovingDead 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 15, 2014

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    MsMightyMe MsMightyMe 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2014

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    I've been doing the most stupid things.

    I feel like half of my brain dies and now I'm likely going to get into trouble for what I did. I think I am so freaking mental. How I think and what I do is so not normal.
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 2 Responses Feb 18

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    nobleicus nobleicus 22-25, M Jul 17, 2014

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    Just had big fight with husband.

    Cos I didn't wash his uniform.. While I was at work all day and he was home. So guess what I'm sleeping on a small couch while his upstairs sleeping on the bed in aircon.
    asksalot asksalot 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 24, 2014

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    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    I feel like I'm fighting smoke,

    I don't know what to do.
    LovingDead LovingDead 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 27, 2014

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    So, a (very nice) girl on EP posted a question

    and answer thread. I posted one too a while back (apparently nobody cares enough to ask me questions...no, it's cool, I got the message), and I also posted a question on this girl's Q&A thread. I got a notification that someone posted on her Q&A thread, and like the idiot I am...
    SayGeronimo SayGeronimo 13-15, F 10 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    Embarrassing

    I was really young then, so don't judge! I was at the swimming pool with my mum and brother. My mum asked me to go and get her towel, so I ran to get it. Now, it was a really big pool and my legs were tiny so it was taking me ages to get back - she was on the other side of the...
    musicspirit musicspirit 16-17, F 24 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Blow Me

    first of all, **** all of you. secondly, there isn't any secondly,i'm eight sheets to the wind, never mind
    fhapy fhapy 13-15, F Apr 15, 2011

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    I am amazed at some people's stupidity. I am guessing she never finished grammar school. WOW!
    YankeeGirl14 YankeeGirl14 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 31

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