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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Yes indeed....it's for true!!!!
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    U try goin up with 3 brothers n see if u dont become sassy. Its not easy bein the youngest. I have sass contests w my friend lol
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    Got caned at school across my bum for misbehaviour my backside was on fire
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    I firmly, personally, believe there are three sides to every story. His side, her side, and the truth.
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    And sarcastic......I can't help it sometimes...it's just the way I am.
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    I'm having some vision trouble today. I can't see myself doing anything.
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    I breath sarcasm. I might actually melt if I don't use it once a day.
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    Yes I am.....I inherited it from my dad. He always had zingers and he customized them too.
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    If I ask a question or post an experience, and it doesn't pertain to you then back off. No one likes a smartass!
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