Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Am An Incredible Smartass

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 117 People

    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 9, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    I should change my voicemail greeting to: Please hang up and text me.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Are you sure you can handle another glass of wine? Yeth!
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Maturity starts when drama ends.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it "indecent exposure" but whatever...
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 10 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Being exactly who I am. Awkward. Moody. Focused. Sensitive. Sarcastic. But dope. As ****.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig... It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am now, have always been, and will always be a smartass. I got beat for it as a kid, and I see no reason I should stop now. I speak sarcasm as a second language.
    BookGrl BookGrl 41-45, F 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i really hate this happen in my marriage . i dont dream a perfect man with handsome face, unlimited money, showering me with fancy stuff. no no no what i want is a man who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Let me check my giveashitometer. Nope, nothing.
    MyGuardianAngel MyGuardianAngel 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Top 5 craziest women: 1) All 2) Of 3) Them 4) Are 5) Crazy
    navywill navywill 18-21, M 6 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    you don't like me? Wait hold that thought...I can't seem to find a **** to give...
    Madebyaspell Madebyaspell 13-15, F a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Better being a smartass than a dumb one
    RobertXavier19 RobertXavier19 18-21, M a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Don't be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If you show me you don't give a ****, I'll show you I'm better at it.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    How to tell someone that their breath stinks without hurting their feelings: "Well, I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"
    Unine Unine 36-40, F a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a proud single mother of four.That in itself is stressful. If I had to describe my parenting skills, I'd have to say "Old School" and because it's just me... They know that...
    MissingTrevion1020 MissingTrevion1020 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 31

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 31

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have had good opportunities in my education because my father takes it seriously.I put a great effort into taking the opportunities and ensuring I have a future despite my recent...
    Ducostrinity Ducostrinity 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    weird people are the best. normal is dull. who wants normal friends? i love my artist friends. weird is creative i love my musical friends. amazing tallent and drive. but most...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them all to yourself? Well, apparently that is called kidnapping.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 8 Responses Jan 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Just remember "Ehh... it's Friday" is a valid excuse for almost anything today.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    He is on here. He can be fun to talk to, but can also be super annoying. Idc if he sees this because we aren't really on good terms right now. He tried hitting on my friend, but...
    AngelAmongClouds AngelAmongClouds 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I can't help it! My mom gets so mad at me when I made a sarcastic comment because she can't differentiate between being serious and joking around 🙄
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Yeah. I have to admit that I am pretty much of a smart ***, but only with friends. I like to make puns, use double entendre and make wise cracks to respond to either my friends...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Go ahead, make my day...and show me your boobs.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Anemoia - nostalgia for a time you've never known.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alexithymia - difficulty describing feelings to other people
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    That awkward moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time, or you're just forgetting everything.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I befriended the devil. Yeah, why fight the devil and waste all your energy? So, I tried to befriend it instead. That's what smart women do, after all. The man in the...
    kasiyat kasiyat 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    People who create their own drama deserve their own Karma.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Considering "natural" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8 lbs tooth. From your crotch.
    Unine Unine 36-40, F 18 Responses Jan 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I will never not be confused when someone tells me they forgot to eat. Like, how do you do that!? Food is definitely in the top three reasons I get through my day lmao
    BeautifullyBrokenAngel BeautifullyBrokenAngel 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25