The Lodger. Incredible film and Hitchcock's earliest work in suspence .
I enjoy seeking other like minded married people to have sex with. It is fun. Satisfying and incredible. I engage in adultry at least twice weekly
Time is an incredible entity. It is the one thing I feel is greatly based on perception to some extent. Our minds and how we perceive time can distort reality. Time in reality...
Thursday, we reach out to our friends and family and tell the world that we are simply thankful for what we have.
Friday, we push, shove and trample each other for a PlayStation4.
So amazing. I've never lost my wonder at photography. Such an incredible art.
WARNING TO POTENTIAL MIGRANTS!!!!There are some things you really need to know about the Aussie: they are easily offended and have a "hit back" policy.Many Aussies are extremely...
How does a man load a dishwasher? He gets his wife drunk.
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
A woman is like a warm toilet seat on a cold morning.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
The word smartassery was created especially for me because being a standard run of the mill smartass just isn't enough.
A simple, "Yes Your Majesty," will suffice.
This little bundle of smiles and so much wisdom to share. Incredible she is. Kudos to whoever thought this group up.
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS #FANDABIDOSIS
I have crabs and three of them just escaped.
My friend brought up an interesting point.
I hide behind my sarcasm. I use it to hide my pain, my problems.
If I can make someone laugh, they won't ask questions.
No matter how good you are at something, there are at least a million people better than you.
Asking you not to be a dumbass, is liking asking fire to not burn, snow not to melt, or me not to be awesome.
You thought? That didnt work out to well for you did it?
This can make a group of people laugh their *** off, or make a group of people want to kick your ***...just sayin.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
i like being smart but i do not like it when too much people ask for help on things in school like for real
Technically--- yeah I hate being one. So unintentionally
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.
I used to think that I could cheat my way through all the class work, test and quizzes that every teacher would think that I would be sooooo smart that they would skip me from...
Well- behaved women rarly makes history....
He thought I said I was thirsty for him when there was Starbucks behind him 😂✋🏻 nope I'm a white girl #teamstarbucks
The most beautiful thing I see when I look into your eyes...is me, MY REFLECTION!!
Being me? It's great work if you can get it.
Once upon a time, there was a country called America, where people reported their opinions and called it "news"
Don't tell me what I can't ignore. I have a long history of ignorance.
I don't get why people judge me for liking older guys? Is that a problem ..? Unless it's YOU then I don't think you have a right to judge me about who I like and what I do. Yes I...
rather a smartass than a dumbass ??
I gain satisfaction through correcting other people's punctuation or grammar mistakes.
Haha...If the first thing you send to me is a picture of your penis, be warned....I don't carry my magnifying glass around in my pocket ;)
I believe we do. Yeah, some of us might actually be stupid, but some of us are pretty damn smart, way smarter than adults and our "elders" give us credit for. People call us...
The difference between being a smart *** and a smart *** full of smartassery...I can prescibe drugs.