My inner judge just said i am.
He says why you be smartass.
Me says where.
Him says there and there and there.
Me says thats not smartass.
Him says ok nut job then...
I live with my aunt in Northern Paris. She's always saying I have a mouth! I can be very sarcastic she says, argumentative, a smartass!
I learned to be in school, there was so...
Better a smartass than no ***
Don't ask me a stupid *** question and expect me to answer that question nicely. No you dumbass, I'm going to squint and give you a smartass answer because you are an idiot who...
I sometimes use sarcasm as a way of dealing with things and it makes me come off as a smartass sometimes. Even though I don't mean to be.
Every time I hear the word smartass or dumbass I can't help but think of Red Foreman from 'That 70's show'
Better to be a smartass than no ***
Rather be a smartass than a dumbass
The playful kind of smartass
, when in Other people, not even passive familiarity with the heritage tongue among the schoolchildren is discovered. It may be as well late for your Karim language to rebound...
All our premiums include things like GST and also the premiums are billed through the time we depart our depot until eventually can get back again to a similar depot. And just one...
"Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?"
~ Madeleine L'Engle
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
To avoid hating yourself in the morning--sleep 'till noon.
I admire smart *****. They're awesome people. Just accept it.
Especially after I've smoked weed because I ramble. I love to share facts about everything and anything. I'm quite proud of my brain and the things it can do better than normal...
I use humor as my shield, experience as my helmet, intelligence as my spear, and wit as my sword.
I like to share my brain. Packed full of all the knowledge. I liken it to the flower, releasing pollen via the bees for all to share. Or fireworks, spraying knowledge into the...
I breezed my A levels here!
I also took the international baccalaureate.
I know I will get the right degree too!
I had to tell my patient I'd dreadfully messed up his plastic surgery.
I'll never forget the look on his elbow.
There's no way I couldn't be...
Lol. I'm so ******* bored can some one text me an not the older people around 14-18 boys an any girl
Girls wanna be me! Guys wanna be with me! U can't be me so stop trying!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. I would avoid all apples if you are having surgery today.
She's has an IQ of 2, takes 3 to grunt.
Have you ever wanted to ask someone if they fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?
Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Its okay... Its not you that's stupid, its your brain that's stupid.
I am a total smart *** but not a *** hole one ...maybe sometimes.... But all in fun.
Tip: Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to East st. Louis. LOL
I am well read, a university graduate, and a free thinker.
I have an opinion about most things.
I am a keen debater too!
A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence:
You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?
More so, I am the devils advocate that twists the knife while it's still in the wound.
To all the kids of the world:
It is hard raising parents.
Bathroom tip: For fun, drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
I'm pretty sure that even my last words on earth will be some sarcastic/smart *** comment that'll leave my children scarred for the rest of their lives.
I'm looking forward to...
I like to learn new thing but I love to show off my knowledge but I also try not to be too cocky
If you act or say something stupid prepare to back down, because I will find a way to turn everything you say to **** till you do. I am not a mean person but I can not withstand...
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
There are two sides to every breakup: yours and shithead's.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.