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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    I live with my aunt in Northern Paris. She's always saying I have a mouth! I can be very sarcastic she says, argumentative, a smartass! I learned to be in school, there was so...
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    I sometimes use sarcasm as a way of dealing with things and it makes me come off as a smartass sometimes. Even though I don't mean to be.
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    Every time I hear the word smartass or dumbass I can't help but think of Red Foreman from 'That 70's show'
    AlwaysBee AlwaysBee 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    Better to be a smartass than no ***
    mangomick mangomick 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 11

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    Rather be a smartass than a dumbass
    mawniegirl mawniegirl 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 11

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    The playful kind of smartass
    BrandanDR BrandanDR 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    I always seem to be a smartass to everyone, if someone asks "what's up?" I reply with "the sky". Do you get me?
    QueenOfFire212 QueenOfFire212 26-30, F 42 Responses Sep 23

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    I've been accused of this. I've had people tell me they thought I was a serious a-hole because of my responses to some things, but then, when someone started making fun of me and...
    karlmartink karlmartink 36-40, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I love being a smartass sometimes!
    courtneyyyx331 courtneyyyx331 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    Waking up during the Maldives is one thing Absolutely everyone need to experience prior to they die. The see from your bed in my room overlooked the plunge pool which overlooks the...
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    All our premiums include things like GST and also the premiums are billed through the time we depart our depot until eventually can get back again to a similar depot. And just one...
    Lillafyq Lillafyq 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    "Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?" ~ Madeleine L'Engle
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 19

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    Tip: Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 1

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    The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to East st. Louis. LOL
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    I am well read, a university graduate, and a free thinker. I have an opinion about most things. I am a keen debater too!
    Amipa91 Amipa91 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 3

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    A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence: You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 8 Responses Sep 4

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    More so, I am the devils advocate that twists the knife while it's still in the wound.
    Sgm51ngc5194 Sgm51ngc5194 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 4

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    To all the kids of the world: It is hard raising parents.
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 5

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    Bathroom tip: For fun, drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
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    I'm pretty sure that even my last words on earth will be some sarcastic/smart *** comment that'll leave my children scarred for the rest of their lives. I'm looking forward to...
    alifeofcreativity alifeofcreativity 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    I like to learn new thing but I love to show off my knowledge but I also try not to be too cocky
    dambookworm17 dambookworm17 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    If you act or say something stupid prepare to back down, because I will find a way to turn everything you say to **** till you do. I am not a mean person but I can not withstand...
    jwolf09 jwolf09 22-25, M 4 Responses Sep 7

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    Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 7

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    There are two sides to every breakup: yours and shithead's.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 7

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    It takes a lot for me to want to actually fight someone. A guy in a chevy truck pushed me to that point earlier.
    iamokaynow iamokaynow 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    Some of us Lesbians say: I bet she gives good helmet.
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    Okay So people Want To make Smart Comments about What I Post? Then Im Unable To Reply To it ? yall So Lucky I cant Reply because IF NEEDED I WILL Put you In your Place!!! I DONT...
    briannabrib briannabrib 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 10

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    Disrespect Me, I'll Disrespect You i dont care about You or your Feelings Then
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    You say something to me smart? Well be prepared to listen to my mouth
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    I can remember phone numbers and birthdays. Some names I forget
    ValerieFrizzle ValerieFrizzle 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 11

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    Whisper is cooler than this
    mehola mehola 70+, T 1 Response Sep 12

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    Beauty without the intelligence is like a masterpiece on a napkin.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 7 Responses Sep 12

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    I speak fluent sarcasm. Just sayin.
    brookiebear3011 brookiebear3011 13-15, F Sep 13

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    I've just fixed the work radio that had been broken for months, my colleagues were ecstatic. You should have heard the reception I got.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 1 Response Sep 13

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    So there is an experience called "I'll be nicer when your smarter." ... Does anyone else see the irony?
    MrsChatterbox MrsChatterbox 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 14

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    I speak fluent sarcasm. One day it's gonna get me in trouble
    stormyskies12 stormyskies12 13-15, M 5 Responses Sep 15

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    I'm just a sarcastic *****. Not many other words describe me other than those two and I'm perfectly fine with that. I honestly just don't care what people think or how they feel...
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 16

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    Tip: When you don't feel like talking to someone you can't stand, say: If I throw a stick, will you leave?
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 7 Responses Sep 16

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    Just One Of Those Nights again
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