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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    Better a smartass than no ***
    vtom vtom 46-50, M 5 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I try to stay tame by keeping my smartass comments to myself as much as possible. My internal monologue is much different than what actually comes out my mouth most of the time.
    ultimatebeanstalk ultimatebeanstalk 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 2

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    Anthony616q1zv3 Anthony616q1zv3 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Yes, my arse was well edumacated at cheeky elementary school. He has a college degree in asstronomy. And is going on to be a serial killer.
    TheTrollinator TheTrollinator 13-15, M Aug 8

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    WARNING: Don't feed the zombies !!!
    killerinstinke killerinstinke 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    And very proud of it.... I have worked hard! ;-)
    AuntieShani AuntieShani 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 23

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    If you try to tell me what to do. I'll do the exact opposite. Just because you didn't ask nicely. Sorry. Not sorry
    lucidity91 lucidity91 22-25, F 8 Responses Jul 23

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    I was cleaning my flat today when suddenly I thought... Why don't I just buy a new tyre?
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 4 Responses Jul 24

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    I really wish I knew who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on. The suspension is killing me.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 5 Responses Jul 26

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    I read a hellova lot! I always have a book in my bag, and spare moments I'm reading. I liked philosophical books, and poetry, history, and biographies.
    Shintaro95 Shintaro95 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 27

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    I was serving some fish in my restaurant last night. One of them called me and said, "Excuse me, we're out of water."
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 1 Response Jul 28

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    I think it is very important to be able to compete on many levels, and so you have the responsibility of having a smart ***!
    Catram21 Catram21 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 29

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    When someone asks me what my fav position is, I respond "boss." Yeah they pretty much stop talking to me after that. Lol
    peace82 peace82 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 29

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    People ask whats up and i say a pixar movie. People yell at me and say "Hey!" And i say hi. I swear and someone yells "language!" And i shout back english.
    StephenFieffer StephenFieffer 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 30

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    I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I'm not being rude. You're just an ***.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    If you ask for my opinion and it isn't what you want to hear, that doesn't make me an *******. It makes you a fool for thinking i wouldn't give my honest opinion.
    PhiBrain PhiBrain 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I try not to be but I can't help myself!
    06Ford 06Ford 41-45, M 5 Responses Jul 30

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    Case in point...............
    peace82 peace82 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 30

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    One time I went to a poetry recital, and asked why the poems didn't rhyme.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    The next time you eat dinner, say to your kids, "Due to the economy we're going to have to go."
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    Relationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 1 Response Jul 30

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    I am allways spell checking things and trying to prove people wrong :) haha lol such a smart *** ...
    HannahlovesHH HannahlovesHH 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    Yup. I am such a smart *** I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
    smokethis smokethis 51-55, M Jul 30

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    I can't help being lazy. It walks in the family.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T Aug 2

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    I can't help being lazy. It walks in the family.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T Aug 2

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    I can't help being lazy. It walks in the family.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 3 Responses Aug 2

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    I really am I don't realize when I do it but I do it.like when I was younger my babysitter kicked me out and said she WOULN'T watch me any more.
    Neonnightmare0 Neonnightmare0 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 2

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    Ok so people dislike that I tell them how it is the trust even if it hurts. I do not lie I just tell u what I see and what is all going on. So people don't hate me for that it is...
    st163134 st163134 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 4

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    I don't think I know everything but I'm pretty smart for my age! I'm taking ap classes this year!
    xkissesxx xkissesxx 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 4

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    The number of HEARTS I get for this experience that MANY PUSH UP I will DO. Help me get STRONGER. Keep me MOTIVATED. Heart this EXPERIENCE
    joshuaferns joshuaferns 13-15, M 5 Responses Aug 5

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    I just wanna make this clear people...ok I may seem like I'm a sarcastic ***** 24/7, but I'm actually only a sarcastic ***** 18/7 because at night I honestly actually have feeling...
    AchCailin001 AchCailin001 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 5

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    Wanna hear a joke? Two snare drums and a high hat fell off of a cliff. DUN DUN TSS 👌
    jacksonco70 jacksonco70 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I love sarcasm, and am closest with people get my sense of humor.
    goincrazy290 goincrazy290 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    And if you're going to talk with the ladies online when you're married, your lady is going to talk with them too!
    red051683 red051683 31-35, F 5 Responses Aug 5

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    Getting a job repairing revolving doors was a real turning point in my life.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 2 Responses Aug 6

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    After battling for years to overcome my addiction to alcohol gel................I'm finally clean.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 8 Responses Aug 8

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    Sitting between the hay and the water, Buridan suddenly discovered his ***.
    teddybowties teddybowties 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    I wouldn’t be a true Sagittarian if I weren’t a real smart-aleck. And now that my Sagittarian son is grown and not afraid of me anymore, should I get on to him for giving me...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 9

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    Sarcastic humour. It gets me in trouble from time to time but it is who I am.
    galdran galdran 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 9

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