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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Just got a message from ep suggesting one or more of my experiences has been flagged as adult. I immediately started thinking of smartass responses to this... Though I have decided...
    lonelybrandi lonelybrandi 22-25, F 12 Responses Nov 7

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    Although I really don't mean to be... I have always grown up around people who have somewhat of a open minded smartass sense of humor just very dry or extremely silly and off the...
    Forbiddenkisses Forbiddenkisses 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 10

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    All of my parents call me a smartass because of my smart comments and come backs i have toward them. Well at least im a smartass instead of a dumbass
    sparksofinsanity sparksofinsanity 13-15, F 6 Responses Nov 17

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    So i'm making breakfast... I put the garbage in one spot so i can take care of it all together. me: *adds cheese wrapper to pile* Mom: Kyle, you left a pile of garbage by the...
    white701 white701 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 31

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    I'm born and bred New Jersey son, need I say more? When I am being a smartass my wife calls it "going Jersey" on them.
    ChelleT50 ChelleT50 46-50, M 3 Responses Oct 31

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    Yes I am and can be at times..and it's so much better to be a Smartass than a Dumbass...and I'm an Equal Opportunity Praiser or Offender, whatever the case may be.. Good Day...
    SouthernItaliano SouthernItaliano 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 12

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    Smartass is better than a dumbass
    PB793 PB793 16-17, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    fellow smartasses, what jokes/feelings if any does the name 'Lando' make you come up with? is it too weird?
    evynray evynray 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    This Summer I was in the United States and travelled to Mount Shasta. On the first day after my arrival, I went with the bus to the closest bus stop at the mystic mountain. I...
    Silverwolf86 Silverwolf86 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 30

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    How come society makes us feel bad for thinking out the box when all the time it's made up to control us. Come play at secreterotica . com it's sexy, fun the groups and library are...
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you like garbage cans and dog sh*t
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 28

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    I'm not asking you to just sit and wait for me to give a sh*t. You can walk around if you want to.
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 28

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    Next time someone says, "no offense" after insulting you, Beat the sh*t out of 'em and say, "no harm done".
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 28

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    Honey, your haters are imaginary. No one wants to be you. I promise.
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 3 Responses Oct 28

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    They say I act like I don't give a ****. I tell them I'm not acting. ;)
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 28

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    Hey Whoa, before you say anything, Be polite and ask me if I f*cking care first. ;)~
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 28

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    Is it just me or do a lot of people around you brag about how good of a guitarist or musician they are when they don't know sh** about music? There are people who make up their...
    musicismylife120 musicismylife120 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 28

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    I can't help being an editor to people social media post :-P
    FrenzyElle FrenzyElle 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 28

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    Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 3 Responses Oct 29

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 3 Responses Oct 29

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    "Scientists reveal there are fewer than one hundred adult cod in the whole North Sea." Clearly the Cod population has taken a battering...
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 6 Responses Oct 30

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    I like to argue with people :)
    ESMatricX ESMatricX 18-21, M 9 Responses Oct 30

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    or maybe I'm a dum bass, lol
    lthrnick1987 lthrnick1987 26-30, T 5 Responses Oct 30

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    I just phoned the police because someone broke into my home and released thousands of house flies in it. They're sending out the swat team.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 6 Responses Oct 31

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    I would like to insert a new way of getting to know new people. Instead of going into a club and spend some drinks for a girl, you go to a local book store and spend her a book! :D...
    ESMatricX ESMatricX 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 3

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    I prefer to call myself "cheeky" - that sounds much nicer! I do have an odd sense of humor that not everyone gets.
    SouthernDaisy SouthernDaisy 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 3

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    The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 2 Responses Nov 4

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    I went to see a psychic yesterday. He said "What's your name?" I said "I want my money back"
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 4 Responses Nov 6

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    I used to work at a recycling plant. My job was to crush cans. It was soda pressing.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 1 Response Nov 8

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    Why don't you slip into something a little more comfy, like a coma?
    MyGuardianAngel MyGuardianAngel 22-25, F 7 Responses Nov 12

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    I feel like I'm being watched lol
    babygirlmr77 babygirlmr77 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 13

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    I feel so bad I did something when I was little and now I can't take it back. I need help :(
    funnycat0194 funnycat0194 13-15, F 8 Responses Nov 13

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    It's the weekend baby! Woooooooo!
    babygirlmr77 babygirlmr77 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 14

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    My school has 4 floors 1-4. Me and a group of people are going to the first floor. As soon as I get in, 1 of the girls ask me what floor. I told her the basement level.
    DorkyGuy90 DorkyGuy90 22-25, M Nov 14

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    But in a good way? ... (Damn you EP... "Please make your story longer" BAH!)
    elKraken elKraken 70+ 2 Responses Nov 14

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    Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 4 Responses Nov 15

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    But I also have dyscalculia :(
    HappyWife16 HappyWife16 18-21, F Nov 15

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    If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a smart *** I would be one rich chica. I do it in a light hearted way and it's never intended to hurt anyone. The smart...
    Welllaugh Welllaugh 36-40 1 Response Nov 15

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    She told me to do this...... So I did it
    QueenBetcy QueenBetcy 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 19

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    Take me as I am or get the **** away from me!
    babygirlmr77 babygirlmr77 36-40, F 13 Responses Nov 20

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    For that reason, I am still single
    miracle3054 miracle3054 31-35, F 8 Responses a week ago

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    If you ask a dumb question then I won't be able to help myself lol
    ClaireH19 ClaireH19 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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