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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    As I like to say: Person after I make a joke or smartass comment: "You're a smartass." Me: "Yup. Better than being a dumbass."
    dgrantmhs dgrantmhs 31-35, M 2 Responses Mar 16

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    Ha Ha!!! Cracked me up today!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Yeah cuz some people are ******* idiots were it's Just funny ******* with them
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Im not saying I'm old and worn out, but I do make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Indeed I am!! HA-CHA-CHA! *snickers*
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    I was out at a meals on wheels charity event with my parents and kids tonight. My mom had driven their new Land rover LR4 there and had given me the Key-fob so she didn't have to...
    Cargan2016 Cargan2016 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    It gets worse by the year I like humor. I like oblique humor. I like to tease. But I'm also willing to make fun of myself. So it balances.
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo 46-50, M Mar 5

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    Keep on going and chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. Charles F...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Mar 5

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    Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. – Anonymous
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Mar 5

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    I used to be in a relationship which ended because I made too many drugs puns. At least, that's what my ex-Stacey says.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 3 Responses Mar 6

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    i told my daughter to make up the bed. She made it up partially and then sat down to look at a bath product. she held it up and said "what does this do"? i said "it's specially...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 6

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    Life's hard. If you're stupid it's harder.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 7

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    My friend: "Were you dropped on your head when you were little?" Me: "Yes, in a pool of sexy."
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 6 Responses Mar 7

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    You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window you throw them out of !!
    musiclover74 musiclover74 36-40, M 4 Responses Mar 7

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    what's wrong with you? lots of things you want a list chronological or alphabetically
    anneloves anneloves 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 7

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    It isn't that I'm not a people person; I'm not a stupid people person.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 8

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    when I was growing up I'd get in trouble a few times . mom would ground me from my Nintendo (NES before PlayStation really got its start). I used to say OK I understand why I'm...
    Cargan2016 Cargan2016 31-35, M Mar 8

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    When I have an awkward situation I've r the phone I just say have you ever heard a truck go backwards? Then hang up.
    Lauren1968 Lauren1968 13-15, T Mar 9

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    I'm rude smart *** ***** but I like it
    iSceneGirl iSceneGirl 13-15, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    If the shoe fits, lace that ***** up
    Whathi Whathi 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    *****.. Don't kill my vibe 😁😂
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    I try to avoid rolling a joint, but if I do, it's usually my ankle
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T Mar 13

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    I hate when people call me antisocial. I always say I'm not antisocial I'm selectively social. There's a difference.
    MsBright MsBright 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 16

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    I dunno why I be like this. I guess I see words as a battlefield, taking any shot I can. Battle and glory and stuff. Sometimes I miss and completely cause something unwanted, or I...
    Dan333350 Dan333350 16-17, M Mar 16

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    I'm not nosy I'm curious! Why can't people see that!!
    fandomgirl19946 fandomgirl19946 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 17

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    http://youtu.be/Spy0AX5JUfM All because the lady loves Cadburys and the drummer 😘
    Heartbroken46 Heartbroken46 41-45, F Mar 20

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    You may find over the weekend that a ...
    Heartbroken46 Heartbroken46 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I apologize in advance it will come out and it's not personal it's meant all for a laugh.
    Thespistx Thespistx 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    The letter M is very rare in the English language. You only see it once in a Blue Moon!
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I'm out at my work. Most of the other faculty members accept me for who I am, but there's always that one person who asks a stupid question or a comment. Well it happened earlier...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Coffee: the original first responder
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 1 Response 2 days ago

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    husband is trying to watch a movie. Kids are being loud he's telling them be quiet I can't hear ****. I said if I put my butthole up to your ear you would.
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 16 Responses 2 days ago

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    Trying to understand humanity is like trying to analyze each individual grain of sand on a beach. It just would take too much time and an incredible effort. I give up trying to...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 7 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    So 1alwaysdreaming comes to save Experience Project? Cool idea, you guys should probably be familiar with me, but for those who are new, my name is Hindolo and I came out the...
    DragonAcid DragonAcid 13-15, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is going around messing with people on EP....there's a 98% chance he's said a smartass comment on anyone's and everyone's posts.... (((Thinking I shouldn't have showed...
    desireemae desireemae 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 2

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