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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    I have a theory that smartasses breed smartasses. All my friends who say they are having trouble with their kids in this department are some of the biggest smartasses I know. And...
    RUEXPERIENCED RUEXPERIENCED 31-35, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I get away with most smartass comments because I usually say them softly where only people close to me can hear. I just wish my bf didn't call me out on it when I make smartass...
    Sevenways Sevenways 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I do I can't help it, being a smartass comes naturally lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 18

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    I guess it comes natural to me. Besides that, I've spent my entire adult life surrounded by rather calloused , thick skinned, tough men. (US ARMY then HEAVY CONSTRUCTION) I learned...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    being a smartass is a gift and a choice. .. being a dumbass is a curse and its terminal.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    im not sure which end is a better smartass, my head or my @$$. it turns out, they're both real good at talking $h!t. the differences are; sometimes my head has good breath and my...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Id rather be a smart *** than a dumb one. :)
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    My mouth gets my bottom in trouble sometimes.
    mollypopp mollypopp 13-15, F 9 Responses Jan 27

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    hii ..ne bdy wannabe frnd..New in this grp
    arpit19 arpit19 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    I have to be careful sometimes because while I think I'm pretty hilarious, not everyone does.
    purplemusicprincess purplemusicprincess 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    My work is on fire lol but im on the clock for 30 more minutes so i have to stand outside til then
    Xychorite Xychorite 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 31

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    If you know me in person you wouldn't even be able to tell since I don't talk a lot, ha. But I promise, I mock you behind your back.
    IngensImpetum IngensImpetum 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    I dont need a Bachelors in English to talk you down, just a PhD in sacarsm.
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I don't do it on purpose, words just slip out before I can catch them. I think carefully about everything I say and write, but smart comments are too fast for me. Some people say...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 9

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    I thought I was smart, but it turns out that it's about the ***. Maybe someday my *** will tell me how to be smart , then I can really be smart without the ***.
    Someplaceisnice Someplaceisnice 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    I love watching videos of lakes and rivers on the internet. I'm viewing a live stream right now.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T Feb 14

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    I'd rather be somebody's shot of whiskey than someone's cup of tea!
    chicagostyle77 chicagostyle77 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 17

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    I keep getting into fights with my parents about college ._. I say 4 year is better than 2 year.
    KatieDanae KatieDanae 16-17, F 7 Responses Feb 17

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    If anyone irks me my immediate reaction is to assassinate their character, sorry about it
    CanIBeAnon CanIBeAnon 18-21, M Feb 18

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    People can't fool you if they know you're clever because they'd embarrass themselves if they try to.
    drunkpotato drunkpotato 18-21, F Feb 18

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    I went into the kitchen this morning and said to the wife, "Is that coffee I smell?" She said, "It is and you do."
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    sorry not sorry. *puts on sunglasses, walks away casually*
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    "You make a very good cuppa," she said. "It's my special tea," I replied.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 2 days ago

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    A whole lot of talent and ambition, yet I've never earned a decent salary, but I've met plenty of complete and total fuckwits who earned 2-10x what I did.
    dirtydan3 dirtydan3 26-30 Feb 1

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    My brother tot I would poison him..............!
    sofiannedeer sofiannedeer 18-21, F Feb 17

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    ABA Builders are well known for the detailing of the minutes things to provide the most well finished living spaces for the customers. ABA Builders are trying not just to build...
    Ranvir185p3hg9 Ranvir185p3hg9 31-35, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Problem with us will always be our ego. We are very sensitive about our manhood and in today's society, the "hunter" is just not needed. Sure, you might ask for something on the...
    LoveExplorer78 LoveExplorer78 36-40, M 2 hrs ago

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    ABA Builders are well known for the detailing of the minutes things to provide the most well finished living spaces for the customers. ABA Builders are trying not just to build...
    Ranvir185p3hg9 Ranvir185p3hg9 31-35, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    And I wondered if I will ever experience something as magical as this. Reality as close to a dream as possible...except I didn't have to pee. Not yet anyway. All I've known didn't...
    rustyskills rustyskills 41-45, M 1 hr ago

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    I think this is totally true. Fantastic sex, or fantastic sex that I have had, has always started with mental foreplay. I think imagining what you are going to do to someone, or...
    Superficialsaint Superficialsaint 31-35, F Feb 12

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    I deleted question cuz some ******* name jo5h wants wants to be a smartass by answering my question then blocks me after replying and yeah I blocked him back. I just told the...
    craz3f8g craz3f8g 18-21 Feb 2

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    I'm a Leo RAWR, fun, smartass, loving, caring, will fight for u...open and honest. .sweet and sexy.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 10

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    I really like this guy. I haven't liked someone this much since my last boyfriend. He is smart, kind, compassionate, funny, and has so much warmth. He can also be a sarcastic...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F Feb 12

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    My wife says no "black jacket" tonight!! Which means no "smartass".........well this is gonna SUCK!!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses Feb 14

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    Yeah I joke a lot. I'm a smartass and reply with quick stinging insults which I don't expect people to take too seriously. When it does hurt their feelings, I don't apologize. I...
    Frostbitten09 Frostbitten09 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    In about a month, im going to sit my maths GCSE statistics at 13 *~* Bare in mind, you usually sit GCSE's at 16 so basically I'm screwed And to add fuel to the fire, my smartass...
    AmIKawaiiYetSenpai AmIKawaiiYetSenpai 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 15

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    Do I need to go any further with this???? If only you weren't such a sweetheart. A man that every female dreams of.... Gorgeous as hell, yet sexy within. Fun. Hilarious. Touch of...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 15

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    And the Goddess did speak and unto the masses did deliver two pages of Word documents written in the most impressive font of holiness. "These laws i have written that thou mayest...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 17

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    Consider this a work in progress... 1. Spending time with my husband 2. My family 3. Realizing my survival rate for bad days is 100% 4. The smell of fresh coffee brewing 5...
    pollyprozac pollyprozac 41-45, F 6 days ago

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    It's freezing outside, so the black jacket is an automatic. For those that don't know, synonymous with SMARTASS! Fire away and have some fun!!!! I will respond to all w/in 24hrs...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 6 Responses 3 days ago

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