Not very smartassy but I thought this was the perfect place for it! I warn you...if you watch this you are gonna AT LEAST smile! ; )
Indeed I am!! HA-CHA-CHA! *snickers*
Ha Ha!!! Cracked me up today!!
Hee Hee!!! Couldn't resist a good wiener dog funny!
All because the lady loves Cadburys and the drummer 😘
You may find over the weekend that a ...
I apologize in advance it will come out and it's not personal it's meant all for a laugh.
The letter M is very rare in the English language.
You only see it once in a Blue Moon!
I'm out at my work. Most of the other faculty members accept me for who I am, but there's always that one person who asks a stupid question or a comment. Well it happened earlier...
Coffee: the original first responder
husband is trying to watch a movie. Kids are being loud he's telling them be quiet I can't hear ****. I said if I put my butthole up to your ear you would.
Yeah cuz some people are ******* idiots were it's Just funny ******* with them
Im not saying I'm old and worn out, but I do make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
For those of you wondering how to distinguish "art" from "****": **** is color, and art is in black and white.
I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night.
He told me to get lost and buy my own.
When eye have had enough of my girlfriends crap/nagging what ever you wish to refer to it as. Eye walk into the bathroom while she taking a shower depending on my mood at the time...
You know how your heart and stomach each has a mass of specialized nerve tissue that functions as kind of a tiny brain? My posterior actually has it's own separate cognitive...
Mother: "say one more word and see what i do"
Me: "one more word and see what i do"
*moment of silence*
Me: "what? You told me to say it."
Clerk: "Did you find everything?"
Me: "Good God, no! But I wasn't looking for everything."
Grammar Nazis, your Hitler has arrived.
I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
The guy that wants to have sex with me just asked me to have sex I told him my Vagina was broken cuz I really don't wanna have sex with him
Ok my new job I am a cashier well yesterday I had an accident and cracked a bone in my left hand. Tonight at work a fellow cashier came over and told me that they where there to...
The wage of sin is death, but after taxes, it's mostly just a tired feeling.
IF YOU ARE REALLY SMART. SOLVE THIS EASY QUIZ
After dinner, my wife told me she was expecting a baby.
"You'd better go and open the door." I said. "They'll never reach the doorbell.
So I just switched dentists and I LOVE this new dude! My last dentist a satist and the seen was like the movie SAW in his basement. But this new dentist must have gave me 20...
A shocking revelation!!
I considered it......long and hard, I recognize this news will undoubtedly alter the way my friends see me. A truth I can no longer hide! I am saddened...
My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a Camel?"
I said, "Don't be stupid, it would take ages to get there on a Camel."
10 Daily Habits That Will Give You Incredible Willpower:
“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit.” – Aristotle.
Success is a lot of...
being an idiot isn't attractive and being a smartass about everything isn't either but an intelligent person that knows when and where to use that mind is a turn on
I'm not sure how many people here are aware of the origins of EP. This is from Wikipedia...
Experience Project was started by Armen Berjikly in late 2004. After a close friend's...
Smartass, B!tch, Profanity, Sarcasm, and English. I'm not as fluent in English as I am in the others, though...
So 1alwaysdreaming comes to save Experience Project? Cool idea, you guys should probably be familiar with me, but for those who are new, my name is Hindolo and I came out the...
I'm on season 4.. I love this show.
Dean is a smartass and it's hilarious.
Leo. Deep thinker. Old Soul. Free Soul. Pro Love. Loyal Friend/Lover. Night Owl. Veg. Sarcastic. Never Do Drug. No Married. No Kids. Wait that's 11.. Universe Enthusiast. Music...
Would one say I'm always a smartass? I don't think so...sometimes I sleep.