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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    I'll answer them all but expect some smartass answers lol
    amirajess amirajess 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm a teacher and a pharmacist looking for smart people to talk to!
    itsjakedam2 itsjakedam2 22-25, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    hum I find in comical that they miss spelled the word arse I even find it more humorous that they star out the *** instead of the word arse as arse is according to oxford...
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I know it's coming I know he's suspicious and starting to get anxious I'm pulling away he mentioned it last week and I just said I was busy and apologized for the one word and...
    Readytomoveon2015 Readytomoveon2015 31-35, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    DeliciouslyFoolish has been asking who has shown a little leg here on EP. I was embarrassed that I have not yet contributed a little leg. Guess now is as good a time as any...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 11 Responses 4 days ago

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    http://youtu.be/ktjx8umlaOI Cocco Alcon love .. Intellectual Boys Listen to the lyrics Luv a smart sexy funny man!
    DeliciouslyFoolish DeliciouslyFoolish 46-50, F 4 days ago

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    Quiet contentment is a great place to be, no words of love, hate, or smartassery. Where the sky is clear blue, and the breeze of the day plays a clear tune. Battles of have...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 10 Responses 6 days ago

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    I say Smartass things all the time. If you are my friend, you have to put up with snide comments and actions. I don't like people who do things in class just to get attention. I...
    AnyExperience AnyExperience 13-15, F a week ago

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    I know I have a cute but because after talking to 2 girls I turned around to leave and I overheard one of them say what an ***!!!:}
    2ltrpeter 2ltrpeter 41-45, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    I'm not always a smartass. Somethimes I'm asleep.
    Aikko Aikko 36-40, M Jul 22

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    i don't think i can get a loan from a bank as my arse is my only ***-et
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    id rather be a smart *** than a dumb ***
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 19

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    my arse is studding at oxford sheets
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    you cant win with me,even when im wrong IM RIGHT!
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 19

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    I try not to be actually but lots of times i say things sarcastically and they come out wrong. Sometimes its to try to be funny, but other times it just gets me in hot water.
    trish95 trish95 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    i don't need any jokes. but i do appreciate the ascerbic, sarcasm ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 18

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    if you have laughed your *** off I suggest you go catch it
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    I was accused of being a smart-arse once but I don't get how that works 1.im not a donkey 2. they spelt arse wrong
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    The first term was a homosexual remark fa**** that she horribly misspelled, then she called me the N word lol but I'm nonchalant. So here's how to handle ignorance ^^.
    Forgottenwarrior777 Forgottenwarrior777 18-21, M 18 Responses Jul 17

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    When someone asks you what you weigh tell them a hundred and sexy ;)
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 15

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    Sean Connery came to my house when we were putting on a roof......he heard there 100's of shingles to be nailed.
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    Interesting article out of a news site this week. Your phone is not your friend, so stop acting like it! MY chest tightened and my palms prickled as I flattened myself against...
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    Born on the same calendar date as Eminem. I'm not much like him, but I can rap "The Real Slim Shady" chorus flawlessly. It took me a while to get it down. But it was worth every...
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    "Here's to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school...
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    I'd like to update my old experience.. time changes everything.. almost a couple of months ago I met a guy here.. like my old post says, he's such a smart and funny guy.. Initially...
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    Ok I work as cashier for a grocery store now and 2-3 days ago they put a new brand of water in cooler by register. The label for this water says it is oxygen enriched water. My...
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    I was just given a free egg mcmuffin. I'm not sure if I should be grateful or insulted.
    manchild81 manchild81 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    I'm burned out like a bright light I wasn't ready for this you're adorable as hell, but I'm glancing at your wrist oh please have faith I can be so cavalier and when they start to...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jul 9

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    I'm not a big fan of shopping centers. Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 1 Response Jul 9

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    When ever I shave down below I get so incredible sensitive I feel every little movement and it feels incredible. I usually cant stop "adjusting"myself the entire day.
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    man walks into a psychiatrist office naked, wrapped in saran wrap. Shrink says, "I clearly see, you're nuts!"
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