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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    I am a natural born smartass because I know that deciding where and what to it is the start of a divorce or break up.
    SweeterThanToblerone SweeterThanToblerone 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass :)
    AngelinaMilano AngelinaMilano 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 19

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    My work is on fire lol but im on the clock for 30 more minutes so i have to stand outside til then
    Xychorite Xychorite 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Absolute late but hell... Happy New Years... Lol
    Blaine1102 Blaine1102 26-30, M Jan 2

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    I've been called one, but I can't sit on a bowl of Baskin Robbins and tell you which of the 31 flavors it is.
    white95zj white95zj 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 2

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    without being smart, you're just an ***...
    kevans1906 kevans1906 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 2

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    Where do i start ? I get annoyed easily , im very short tempered as well . I maybe calm & ' holding my tongue at first , but afterwhile you can only push my " ANNOYANCE BUTTON...
    Hersheyykiss Hersheyykiss 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 3

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 7 Responses Jan 4

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    When life gives you lemons, buy some vodka and have a party!
    Babygirlr77 Babygirlr77 36-40, F 23 Responses Jan 7

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    I can flame a sambuca in my mouth.
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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    Well at least that's what my grandma tells me
    Lollipop948 Lollipop948 13-15, M Jan 10

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    I turned up at a fancy dress party dressed as a football. I was immediately kicked out
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 4 Responses Jan 10

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    Mom : What do you want from the grocery store? Me : Food. Mom : *sigh* What type of food? Me : The type you eat. Mom : *goes silent*
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 4 Responses Jan 10

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    Yup...and I tell it like it is. Deal with it. LOL
    4SoulUrges 4SoulUrges 41-45, F 11 Responses Jan 11

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    That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so good, people actually think you're stupid..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 11

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    This pretty much sums me up! Lol
    Animefan92 Animefan92 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    Better than being a dumb ***.
    saintluci saintluci 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 12

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    I was in math class and I got bored so I started to doodle a skull (it's not weird I was trying to sketch from memory of a tv bones) anyway so she of course called on me and I...
    TrojanPrincess TrojanPrincess 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 16

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 19

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Jan 19

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    Boyfriend: what are you wearing? Me: Clothes Boyfriend: ugh, you always know how to ruin a moment Me: lol... okayy...
    Ludjina1415 Ludjina1415 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 19

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    A letter G walks into a Hexadecimal bar, The bar man says, "Why the wrong base?"
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 1 Response a week ago

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    When people ask me something like , what kind of weed you have i be like "the good kind" .
    YungKhroniK YungKhroniK 13-15, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My spam folder is full of e-mails offering cheap Viagra. They must think I'm a soft target.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My mouth gets my bottom in trouble sometimes.
    mollypopp mollypopp 13-15, F 8 Responses 4 days ago

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    hii ..ne bdy wannabe frnd..New in this grp
    arpit19 arpit19 26-30, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    i get grounded a lot for this, its whatever. but not really. i got kind of suspended from school for the rest of the week. i really didnt say anything this time, some one assumes i...
    notatrustfundbaby notatrustfundbaby 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I have to be careful sometimes because while I think I'm pretty hilarious, not everyone does.
    purplemusicprincess purplemusicprincess 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm a ***** and I like being one and I don't care if people don't like it. I'm only nice to people that deserve it, not old pedophiles & creeps & douchebags that act like their...
    kkam34 kkam34 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    A lot of people never notice the value of material producing And just how crucial it truly is to not simply throw sloppy textual content on the sites or distribute them to short...
    Anthonick826k7ka4 Anthonick826k7ka4 31-35, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I was a very unhappy red diaper baby. My mother was a hard core CP member of the post WWII underground variety, a classic old time Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist. I didn't make the...
    Brainyblonde Brainyblonde 66-70, F 21 hrs ago

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    As far as I'm concerned they truly look incredible. With a glow and a natural beauty.A pregnant woman is a gorgeous woman.
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 15 hrs ago

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    hey miss, how come you don't respond to my messages? i'm sorry i just cant help myself but contact you,send messages and if i knew your number. guess what, ill be calling you day...
    aquamonkey aquamonkey 22-25, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    The lady was a southern woman who attended church services and taught Sunday School every week. One Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 12 hrs ago

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    I am trapped. im trapped in a life i don't want, in this prison of flesh. i keep writing, hoping it will lessen the pain but it doesn't help. I don't think there is anything that...
    TheWickedJester TheWickedJester 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    Hershey's cookies n creme is incredible.
    allhail allhail 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Books are incredible! You know it's a good book when you can read it and get lost in the book. Like it's a movie in your mind.
    MoMolicious93 MoMolicious93 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    Absolutely. I'm in a cyber affair right now and he's wickedly smart, funny, teases me in a playful manner, is cheeky, always beats me (almost always) at WWF and I find it the most...
    mynameis12345 mynameis12345 51-55, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Burroughs, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Corso, Cassady, Whalen... all these incredible personalties, writers and poets. I can't believe there is nothing already on here already.
    daisychristabel daisychristabel 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    Dedicated to the sheriff in our parish...BTW...it's farewell, NOT fair well!!!! (Just me being a smartass).....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F Jan 1

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    What is it that we chase, fame, beauty, money, love, perfection or happiness.. I had it all.. I lost it.. When I had it, I surrounded with people and yet so lonely.. When I lost...
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 3

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