My inner judge just said i am.
He says why you be smartass.
Me says where.
Him says there and there and there.
Me says thats not smartass.
Him says ok nut job then...
I live with my aunt in Northern Paris. She's always saying I have a mouth! I can be very sarcastic she says, argumentative, a smartass!
I learned to be in school, there was so...
The educational type.
And involuntarily so.
All intentions fail.
Am cursed that way.
Good luck hits me on accident.
I sometimes use sarcasm as a way of dealing with things and it makes me come off as a smartass sometimes. Even though I don't mean to be.
Every time I hear the word smartass or dumbass I can't help but think of Red Foreman from 'That 70's show'
Better to be a smartass than no ***
Rather be a smartass than a dumbass
The playful kind of smartass
I always seem to be a smartass to everyone, if someone asks "what's up?" I reply with "the sky". Do you get me?
I've been accused of this. I've had people tell me they thought I was a serious a-hole because of my responses to some things, but then, when someone started making fun of me and...
I love being a smartass sometimes!
Waking up during the Maldives is one thing Absolutely everyone need to experience prior to they die. The see from your bed in my room overlooked the plunge pool which overlooks the...
All our premiums include things like GST and also the premiums are billed through the time we depart our depot until eventually can get back again to a similar depot. And just one...
"Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?"
~ Madeleine L'Engle
Tip: Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to East st. Louis. LOL
I am well read, a university graduate, and a free thinker.
I have an opinion about most things.
I am a keen debater too!
A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence:
You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?
More so, I am the devils advocate that twists the knife while it's still in the wound.
To all the kids of the world:
It is hard raising parents.
Bathroom tip: For fun, drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
I'm pretty sure that even my last words on earth will be some sarcastic/smart *** comment that'll leave my children scarred for the rest of their lives.
I'm looking forward to...
I like to learn new thing but I love to show off my knowledge but I also try not to be too cocky
If you act or say something stupid prepare to back down, because I will find a way to turn everything you say to **** till you do. I am not a mean person but I can not withstand...
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
There are two sides to every breakup: yours and shithead's.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
It takes a lot for me to want to actually fight someone. A guy in a chevy truck pushed me to that point earlier.
Some of us Lesbians say: I bet she gives good helmet.
Okay So people Want To make Smart Comments about What I Post? Then Im Unable To Reply To it ? yall So Lucky I cant Reply because IF NEEDED I WILL Put you In your Place!!! I DONT...
Disrespect Me, I'll Disrespect You i dont care about You or your Feelings Then
You say something to me smart? Well be prepared to listen to my mouth
I can remember phone numbers and birthdays. Some names I forget
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Whisper is cooler than this
Beauty without the intelligence is like a masterpiece on a napkin.
I speak fluent sarcasm. Just sayin.
I've just fixed the work radio that had been broken for months, my colleagues were ecstatic.
You should have heard the reception I got.
So there is an experience called "I'll be nicer when your smarter."
Does anyone else see the irony?
I speak fluent sarcasm. One day it's gonna get me in trouble
I'm just a sarcastic *****. Not many other words describe me other than those two and I'm perfectly fine with that. I honestly just don't care what people think or how they feel...
Tip: When you don't feel like talking to someone you can't stand, say:
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Just One Of Those Nights again