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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    Better to be a smartass than no ***
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    The playful kind of smartass
    BrandanDR BrandanDR 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    All our premiums include things like GST and also the premiums are billed through the time we depart our depot until eventually can get back again to a similar depot. And just one...
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    "Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?" ~ Madeleine L'Engle
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    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 5 Responses Aug 23

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    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    To avoid hating yourself in the morning--sleep 'till noon.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    I admire smart *****. They're awesome people. Just accept it.
    CallmeTessa CallmeTessa 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 24

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    Zolaugh Zolaugh 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 24

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    ValR ValR 41-45, F 10 Responses Aug 24

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    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 3 Responses Aug 24

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    I breezed my A levels here! I also took the international baccalaureate. I know I will get the right degree too!
    DearbhalC95 DearbhalC95 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 25

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    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 6 Responses Aug 26

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    Lol. I'm so ******* bored can some one text me an not the older people around 14-18 boys an any girl
    alanihas4 alanihas4 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 27

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    Girls wanna be me! Guys wanna be with me! U can't be me so stop trying!
    QueenToya QueenToya 22-25, F 8 Responses Aug 27

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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. I would avoid all apples if you are having surgery today.
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    She's has an IQ of 2, takes 3 to grunt.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    Have you ever wanted to ask someone if they fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 30

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    Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    Its okay... Its not you that's stupid, its your brain that's stupid.
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    Tip: Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
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    The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to East st. Louis. LOL
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    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 5

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    Bathroom tip: For fun, drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    I'm pretty sure that even my last words on earth will be some sarcastic/smart *** comment that'll leave my children scarred for the rest of their lives. I'm looking forward to...
    alifeofcreativity alifeofcreativity 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    dambookworm17 dambookworm17 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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