Just got a message from ep suggesting one or more of my experiences has been flagged as adult. I immediately started thinking of smartass responses to this... Though I have decided...
Although I really don't mean to be...
I have always grown up around people who have somewhat of a open minded smartass sense of humor just very dry or extremely silly and off the...
All of my parents call me a smartass because of my smart comments and come backs i have toward them. Well at least im a smartass instead of a dumbass
So i'm making breakfast...
I put the garbage in one spot so i can take care of it all together.
me: *adds cheese wrapper to pile*
Mom: Kyle, you left a pile of garbage by the...
I'm born and bred New Jersey son, need I say more? When I am being a smartass my wife calls it "going Jersey" on them.
Yes I am and can be at times..and it's so much better to be a Smartass than a Dumbass...and I'm an Equal Opportunity Praiser or Offender, whatever the case may be..
Smartass is better than a dumbass
fellow smartasses, what jokes/feelings if any does the name 'Lando' make you come up with? is it too weird?
This Summer I was in the United States and travelled to Mount Shasta. On the first day after my arrival, I went with the bus to the closest bus stop at the mystic mountain.
How come society makes us feel bad for thinking out the box when all the time it's made up to control us. Come play at secreterotica . com it's sexy, fun the groups and library are...
How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you like garbage cans and dog sh*t
I'm not asking you to just sit and wait for me to give a sh*t.
You can walk around if you want to.
Next time someone says, "no offense" after insulting you,
Beat the sh*t out of 'em and say, "no harm done".
Honey, your haters are imaginary. No one wants to be you. I promise.
They say I act like I don't give a ****.
I tell them I'm not acting. ;)
Hey Whoa, before you say anything,
Be polite and ask me if I f*cking care first. ;)~
Is it just me or do a lot of people around you brag about how good of a guitarist or musician they are when they don't know sh** about music?
There are people who make up their...
I can't help being an editor to people social media post :-P
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
"Scientists reveal there are fewer than one hundred adult cod in the whole North Sea."
Clearly the Cod population has taken a battering...
I like to argue with people :)
or maybe I'm a dum bass, lol
I just phoned the police because someone broke into my home and released thousands of house flies in it.
They're sending out the swat team.
I would like to insert a new way of getting to know new people. Instead of going into a club and spend some drinks for a girl, you go to a local book store and spend her a book! :D...
I prefer to call myself "cheeky" - that sounds much nicer! I do have an odd sense of humor that not everyone gets.
The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere.
I went to see a psychic yesterday.
He said "What's your name?"
I said "I want my money back"
I used to work at a recycling plant. My job was to crush cans.
It was soda pressing.
Why don't you slip into something a little more comfy, like a coma?
I feel like I'm being watched lol
I feel so bad I did something when I was little and now I can't take it back. I need help :(
It's the weekend baby! Woooooooo!
My school has 4 floors 1-4. Me and a group of people are going to the first floor. As soon as I get in, 1 of the girls ask me what floor. I told her the basement level.
But in a good way?
(Damn you EP... "Please make your story longer" BAH!)
Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.
But I also have dyscalculia :(
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a smart *** I would be one rich chica. I do it in a light hearted way and it's never intended to hurt anyone. The smart...
She told me to do this......
So I did it
Take me as I am or get the **** away from me!
For that reason, I am still single
If you ask a dumb question then I won't be able to help myself lol