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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    I am a smartass woman!! I love it. I love flipping something so seemingly innocent and turning into a pun or innuendo. I have to hold my tongue about %95 of time because it just...
    blovedsmle blovedsmle 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Who can this be? The one who's mastered so much smartassery? Could it be akaShaun???? WHHHHY OF COURSE IT IS!
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    Not a smartass, im a freaking wise *** ;)
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    I think it is very important to be able to compete on many levels, and so you have the responsibility of having a smart ***!
    Catram21 Catram21 22-25, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Be nice to the Apple Support Helpline people; they know what you do when no one is looking.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 29

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    Met a lot of people in my time to fit this description
    goodman72 goodman72 36-40, M 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Or agreeable. But me rarely hears that. Lol.
    converted converted 46-50, M Jul 4

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    Would rather be a smart *** than a dumb ***
    Canuck05 Canuck05 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    If you don't stop looking for that perfect person, you’ll probably end up stuck with a pain in the ***.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Life is too short not to love the one you're with today. Because you might get run over by a bus or some **** tomorrow.
    Nomad712 Nomad712 56-60, M Jul 9

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    I have a problem with low self esteem. Which is ridiculous when you consider how ******* amazing I am.
    Nomad712 Nomad712 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 9

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    I comment on people's stories and they block me rofl. I'm just so damned sarcastic I about give myself a heart attack busting in laughter. They get so defensive. Or some people...
    alkaem alkaem 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    When people tell me, "You're going to regret that in the morning." I sleep till noon. I'm a problem solver that way.
    Nomad712 Nomad712 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    teacher told us to come here and sit down but keeps walking. then yells at us for not being where he is so i said "but sir it is hard for us to come to you when you keep walking...
    varjakpaw varjakpaw 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I once got punched by my high school teacher for being cheeky
    maddawgkilla maddawgkilla 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 16

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    Yup. Not afraid to be haha
    BakinBaker BakinBaker 18-21, F Jul 16

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    I swear some of u guys really like to test a person and be a smart *** about it. It's not always funny....
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F Jul 17

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Not me. I'm genuine as ****.
    ComptePrive ComptePrive 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    I may not be a beauty queen...I'd prefer somebody with brains than someone having an expensive face-value! No, I don't brag about it but people always tells me eversince so I was...
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Our english teacher asked us to write an article on the pros and cons of mobile use by teens and she was bent on making us admit that there is nothing good about them. She asked me...
    waterflame waterflame 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Too much for my own good sometimes. But if you act like an ***, I should be smart.
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    And very proud of it.... I have worked hard! ;-)
    AuntieShani AuntieShani 31-35, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you try to tell me what to do. I'll do the exact opposite. Just because you didn't ask nicely. Sorry. Not sorry
    lucidity91 lucidity91 22-25, F 9 Responses 6 days ago

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    I was cleaning my flat today when suddenly I thought... Why don't I just buy a new tyre?
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I really wish I knew who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on. The suspension is killing me.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I read a hellova lot! I always have a book in my bag, and spare moments I'm reading. I liked philosophical books, and poetry, history, and biographies.
    Shintaro95 Shintaro95 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    I was serving some fish in my restaurant last night. One of them called me and said, "Excuse me, we're out of water."
    ricki2012 ricki2012 51-55, T 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I've been friends with this beautifully incredible boy since January. I've had countless six-hour long conversations over text in the middle of night over anything and everything...
    letmecomehome letmecomehome 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    Hello, I'm in my very late 40s and have been on my own (outside relationships) most of my life. I had my last long relationship 10 yrs ago and that was for 2.5 yrs. The intention...
    maejay maejay 46-50, F 6 hrs ago

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    Here I am in love with you; You're everything and more. This is the way it's supposed to be; There's nothing I want for. But she was in my heart before, The embers there still...
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    We offer free flash games in many different genres: online taking pictures games, online puzzle games, online war games, free online vehicle games, free online concealed item games...
    Joshua6924zmy2 Joshua6924zmy2 31-35, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I always feel so much happier during and after my run - My thoughts are clearer, I'm focused, and I feel incredible. Any other runners out there that understand my love for it...
    JaidIsAWildflower JaidIsAWildflower 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Why you, not other men? Since we chat for the first time, I knew that you're so different from the rest. You are sweet, humble, smart (and smartass too), funny, witty, honest, and...
    ssally123 ssally123 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    Why you, not other men? Since we chat for the first time, I knew that you're so different from the rest. You are sweet, humble, smart (and smartass too), funny, witty, honest, and...
    ssally123 ssally123 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    And quite honestly, I don't see why I have to be. I've heard of plenty of people who broke up or divorced, then immediately got with someone else - sometimes even a person they...
    Tertiary Tertiary 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    I'm definitely not a trouble maker im in AP classes i dont drink, smoke, have sex or party. Im just a smartass not with everyone only with certain people like the ones that I know...
    yyoyoyoyoyoyoyo yyoyoyoyoyoyoyo 16-17, F Jun 29

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    To the people I've come to know on ep. You guys have really but me through hell and heaven all the same. You've really Helped me through my **** and continue to so thank you to...
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    This post is dedicated to my closest ep friends, you guys have put up with me for awhile so here's my thank you : SylenaEverlasting - You were my very first friend and still...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 4 Responses Jun 29

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    Ask me a question. There is a 50/50 chance I will answer with a smartass remark.
    Deeperthinker Deeperthinker 31-35, M Jun 30

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    Hello people, I'm new to experience project so I don't know where to put this, so I apologize if this is in the wrong section. When I was a kid, I always looked up to my older...
    AD343 AD343 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    I like my ep circle. Were all a bunch of smart ***** and I like it that way lol. Not of of you guys can disagree. It's true maybe with the exception of coffee. I don't think that...
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    I never believed in SoulMates. That was something dreamed up by Moviemakers and Literature.Then I met Angel. A chance remark to a question she posed on here. I was in a jovial...
    GreenBlueEyes GreenBlueEyes 41-45 1 Response Jul 6

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