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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    And??????? - WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Yep - I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    Smartass Alert! - Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock??? - I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Oh yes I most defiantly am a smartASS. Love it and will not change!!! I really like to have fun and say things that will people laugh and think "what the hell" hahahahah and most...
    TandT0420 TandT0420 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I am a smartass without a filter but unfortunately teachers don't find my sarcasm and wit as funny as I do..
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I'm extremely sarcastic and I'm such a smartass it's so funny!
    horsecrazy3 horsecrazy3 13-15, F Apr 6

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    they are making Incredibles 2.... i just pissed myself in happiness....
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    My son came out of hospital a week ago then back in yesterday. I think this time they might keep for a while longer. He has had some very bad bad days. I am shrinking. Yesterdays's...
    Janie577 Janie577 56-60, F 3 hrs ago

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    Sarcastic to the bone. But almost always done in good fun, not malice.
    WierdSteve WierdSteve 22-25, M Mar 17

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    Sarcasm is my speech, and satire is my language. In fact, the stories and experiences I post here are as serious as I can write.
    LaurenJFisher LaurenJFisher 22-25 1 Response Mar 24

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    In order to be a smart ***. You have to be smart. Otherwise you are just an ***. Haha. Jk
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 3 Responses Mar 30

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    I will never ever commit suicide
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    Mmmm You're beautiful but you don't know Can't see what's there inside your soul Always feeling like you're not good enough You wish you could be someone else Sometimes you just...
    lifesize lifesize 18-21, F Mar 19

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    Actually, i plundered it. while you were sleeping, (or were at least looking the other way) I unabashedly took what you offered. I alternately drank it in greedily, and sipped...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 9 Responses Mar 26

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    I believe that being intelligent and not just a smartass is sexy*•* I adore smart people! <3
    Annablake Annablake 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    We had been warned of severe gales with gusts exceeding 70 mph, and I knew this was going to be one of the best experiences of our lives. We had reached our favourite remote spot...
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    I don't know why - I have a great life and am blessed. My depression started as a young teen and I remember the day it kicked in. Ever since, it seems like I have been in a haze...
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    Although, like communism, which is so good in theory, but horrid in practice, Transcendentalism seems to be an impossible dream. Society corrupts people through a lowest common...
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    I had an incredible night. I have to share my experience. I was raised by my Grandmother, who lived in a sexless marriage. My Grandfather was a mean, cold, loveless husband. He...
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