I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59
    51-55, M
    Nov 9, 2011

    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 3, 2011

    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan
    31-35, M
    Sep 9, 2011

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