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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    Yep

    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    Not very smartassy but I thought this was the perfect place for it! I warn you...if you watch this you are gonna AT LEAST smile! ; )   
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Indeed I am!! HA-CHA-CHA! *snickers*
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Mar 26

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    Ha Ha!!! Cracked me up today!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    Hee Hee!!! Couldn't resist a good wiener dog funny!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    http://youtu.be/Spy0AX5JUfM All because the lady loves Cadburys and the drummer 😘
    Heartbroken46 Heartbroken46 41-45, F Mar 20

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    You may find over the weekend that a ...
    Heartbroken46 Heartbroken46 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 20

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    I apologize in advance it will come out and it's not personal it's meant all for a laugh.
    Thespistx Thespistx 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    The letter M is very rare in the English language. You only see it once in a Blue Moon!
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I'm out at my work. Most of the other faculty members accept me for who I am, but there's always that one person who asks a stupid question or a comment. Well it happened earlier...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 22

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    Coffee: the original first responder
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 2 Responses Mar 27

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    husband is trying to watch a movie. Kids are being loud he's telling them be quiet I can't hear ****. I said if I put my butthole up to your ear you would.
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 16 Responses Mar 27

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    Yeah cuz some people are ******* idiots were it's Just funny ******* with them
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    Im not saying I'm old and worn out, but I do make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 1 Response Mar 29

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    For those of you wondering how to distinguish "art" from "****": **** is color, and art is in black and white.
    budo30 budo30 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to get lost and buy my own.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 3 Responses Apr 2

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    When eye have had enough of my girlfriends crap/nagging what ever you wish to refer to it as. Eye walk into the bathroom while she taking a shower depending on my mood at the time...
    6multyperson 6multyperson 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    You know how your heart and stomach each has a mass of specialized nerve tissue that functions as kind of a tiny brain? My posterior actually has it's own separate cognitive...
    SlightlyDaft SlightlyDaft 31-35, F 19 Responses Apr 4

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    Mother: "say one more word and see what i do" Me: "one more word and see what i do" *moment of silence* Me: "what? You told me to say it."
    PainfulMemories PainfulMemories 18-21, M 4 Responses Apr 4

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    Clerk: "Did you find everything?" Me: "Good God, no! But I wasn't looking for everything."
    Giskard Giskard 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    Grammar Nazis, your Hitler has arrived.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 29 Responses Apr 6

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    I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T 5 Responses Apr 6

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    The guy that wants to have sex with me just asked me to have sex I told him my Vagina was broken cuz I really don't wanna have sex with him
    ashleem111 ashleem111 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Ok my new job I am a cashier well yesterday I had an accident and cracked a bone in my left hand. Tonight at work a fellow cashier came over and told me that they where there to...
    Cargan2016 Cargan2016 31-35, M Apr 7

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    The wage of sin is death, but after taxes, it's mostly just a tired feeling.
    Giskard Giskard 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    IF YOU ARE REALLY SMART. SOLVE THIS EASY QUIZ http://unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com/
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M Apr 9

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    After dinner, my wife told me she was expecting a baby. "You'd better go and open the door." I said. "They'll never reach the doorbell.
    ricki2012 ricki2012 56-60, T a week ago

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    So I just switched dentists and I LOVE this new dude! My last dentist a satist and the seen was like the movie SAW in his basement. But this new dentist must have gave me 20...
    LoveExplorer78 LoveExplorer78 36-40, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    A shocking revelation!! I considered it......long and hard, I recognize this news will undoubtedly alter the way my friends see me. A truth I can no longer hide! I am saddened...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 10 Responses 1 day ago

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    My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a Camel?" I said, "Don't be stupid, it would take ages to get there on a Camel."
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    10 Daily Habits That Will Give You Incredible Willpower: “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit.” – Aristotle. Success is a lot of...
    IamnotCharlieSheen IamnotCharlieSheen 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    being an idiot isn't attractive and being a smartass about everything isn't either but an intelligent person that knows when and where to use that mind is a turn on
    jodyjames2397 jodyjames2397 16-17, M Mar 23

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    I'm not sure how many people here are aware of the origins of EP. This is from Wikipedia... Experience Project was started by Armen Berjikly in late 2004. After a close friend's...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Smartass, B!tch, Profanity, Sarcasm, and English. I'm not as fluent in English as I am in the others, though...
    olivesandbananas olivesandbananas 13-15, F Mar 27

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    So 1alwaysdreaming comes to save Experience Project? Cool idea, you guys should probably be familiar with me, but for those who are new, my name is Hindolo and I came out the...
    DragonAcid DragonAcid 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I'm on season 4.. I love this show. Dean is a smartass and it's hilarious.
    PoeticMystery PoeticMystery 16-17, M Apr 1

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    Leo. Deep thinker. Old Soul. Free Soul. Pro Love. Loyal Friend/Lover. Night Owl. Veg. Sarcastic. Never Do Drug. No Married. No Kids. Wait that's 11.. Universe Enthusiast. Music...
    Sonoluminescence Sonoluminescence 31-35, F Apr 1

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    Would one say I'm always a smartass? I don't think so...sometimes I sleep.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M