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I Am An Incredible Smartass

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    I am an incredible smartass. It doesnt matter what you say, I can more than likely find something with it to snart off about. =)I don't do it to be mean, I do it because...........it makes me giggle....he he he
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    This Comes As A Shock???

    I mean, seriously.  Then again, I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

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    Smartass Alert!

    Me = SmartassEnough said.
    ItsLikeThatMan ItsLikeThatMan 31-35, M Sep 9, 2011

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    And???????

    WHO THE **** ASKED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY????
    seadragon59 seadragon59 51-55, M Nov 9, 2011

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    I can't stand when people can't dish it out but can't take it from others! If you don't want me to be a SMARTASS or sarcastic we just shouldn't be friends.
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    She told me to do this...... So I did it
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    My rear end is so smart, it can critique your movie!
    AmandaDaily AmandaDaily 13-15, F 9 Responses Nov 21

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    I've been sacked from my job. Or as I prefer to think of it, I'm on eternity leave.
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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 23

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    Oh I was wrong??? I apologize... UNFUCK you :)))
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    Them : I hope you have a good day Me : I hope I have a good day too
    BlueGrande BlueGrande 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 23

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    Hey can I high-five your face???
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    I'm not a racist, nor do I discriminate. I hate everyone equally.
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