Blonde In A Beauty Shop - A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 25
Why YES I Have Blonde Moments - I'm not ashamed to admit I have blonde moments which usually make people laugh. Even texting or emailing I tend to ramble & jump around on topics, I'm proud of my blonde moments as I call them - even if I'm not a "true blonde".
Browneyesgirl 1 Response 2 Nov 23
One-eyed Blonde - One-Eyed Blonde Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one o
jml2000 1 Response 3 Nov 24
Blonde And The Alligator Shoes - A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 25
One Eyed Blonde - Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 16
Blonde And The Computer - Blonde and the Computer Q) How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer? A) Theres cheese by the mouse and tip-ex on the screen!
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 24
Blonde Goes Flying - A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the...
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 24
What Do You Call A Smart Blonde - What do you call asmart blonde? A Golden Retriever
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Dec 3
Please Be Intelligent And Please Do Not Fake It. - My ex was dumb. Please let the next guy be intelligent, but not like Sheldon Cooper.
Maggielookin4glenn 1 Response 2 Nov 18
21, 21, 21. There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunette...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Dec 4
A Blonde and the Music Store A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"
jml2000 3 Responses 4 6 days ago
So im not really a blonde, but then again i really am. its kinda hard to explain. I was blonde until i was like 10, and then BAMM my hair changed to brunette. lol, but i still have blonde tendencies xD
KATarinatillinghast 1 3 days ago
Hanging From A Rope - There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who...
jml2000 3 Responses 3 Nov 20
Why? - Why do some blondes only think about sex? Because they're dirty blondes
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 30
We all grew up with blondes like being the best girls. Barbie, Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe. I mean all girls are hot but blondes are like wow!!!
Colton94 0 Dec 2
Blonde and Missed Bus She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Dec 4
Hi to everyone, i just wanna to meet any person intelligent and non intelligent ;) and to talk and talk , and then , we can make friends ;) don't we shy!
norway36301 1 Response 1 5 days ago
I do like an intelligent conversation where I don't have to argue with my friend on what a certain something means for example the other day me and my friend had a bet that by the next day we both had to have at LEAST 3 chewing gums left, (I know it is silly) so later on I saw...
Markhampol 2 5 days ago
Omg I get so wet over an intelligent man!! My last bf was really smart and I couldn't keep my legs shut for five minutes!!!! Guys....if you think you are intelligent, message me and we'll see if you meet my standards.
spraymedowngirl 12 Responses 10 2 days ago
Eyes Light Up - How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
jml2000 5 Responses 2 Nov 14
About Me :) - I am blonde hair with blue green eyes that are always changing colors. I have fairly tan skin and im fairly tall I love swimming and horseback riding and spend plenty of time reading I love having a good time with friends and I enjoy meeting new people I love the...
oceaneyes1233 0 Nov 16
"TGIF" - Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes? A: “Toes go in first.”
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 25
Natrual - I have completely natural blonde hair so I have no idea how I allowed my friend to talk me into highlights! When we went into the salon the stylist gave me a funny look and told me my hair was already too light and that if I wanted them I would have to go with the...
ordinarilybeautiful 0 Nov 25
It's Rude - Everyone I know tells blonde jokes and it makes me mad. How can something as simple as hair color affect traits and education levels. I may only be a high school student but I get straight A's. I've had it with stereotyping and it needs to stop. How can we be this...
Butterslide 0 Nov 30
Applying For A Job - A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns entitled: Name, Age, Address, etc. Finally, she came to the column: Salary Expected. She wrote, "YES."
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 30
Love - I am currently looking for a boyfriend and am a guy. I am not gonna lie when I say at least to me when you are intelligent. That is a major plus because I will actually be able to have a conversation with you about a wide variety of things. Not only that but I find...
NiamLover227 0 Nov 19
Sapiosexual - I find intelligence very attractive. I love to debate and I just can't stand when people debate me but use nasty language and resort to name calling. I have alot of opinions about life, politics, religion and I just find it attractive when people are intelligent and...
dcaleb21 7 Responses 16 Nov 20
Smarty Pants - I absolutely love intelligent people. I know it sounds bad, but I have the hardest time accepting others as my friend if they have bad grammar, misspell words or have no or little common sense. I am mature for my age and am friends with many adults instead of...
SirenofScarlet 3 Responses 1 Nov 25
I love intelligent people, They're the people that I like to be around. The worst thing is when a girl pretends to be stupid especially if she is much smarter than she lets on. I'd like it if you could have a good conversation with anybody.
notpretendingtobe 1 Response 4 Nov 27
I love intelligent people but they can sometimes be the most arrogant wankers ever
tbarjones 1 Response 0 Nov 27
:) - the love of my life is the most intelligent guy ever, he is so sweet, funny and handsome. i never cAme and never Will come across someone so smart and special like him with lots to offer and share. it's a pity that we are just friends. I love him with all my heart and soul...
harmonylanee 4 Responses 1 Nov 28
I think it'd be more accurate if ya switched intelligent and idiot. Please bear that in mind when dealing with me..-.-' I am a blond at heart more oft than not T.T
hitvl 0 Nov 29
Intelligent woman are so attractive. I know I'm a girl but I don't care. There is nothing more attractive than a smart person. Dumb people or people that try to act dumb just really tick me off.
yesenia33 5 6 days ago
I am 13 and I wish there where more intelligent people my age that I could feel comfortable around and talk to
scott7656 1 Response 0 6 days ago
If you are my age and can have a meaningful conversation with I am all yours I like intelligent women
scott7656 0 6 days ago
I have a particular perspective about intelligence. Bear with me. I like people who are honest with themselves, their needs, their doubts. I like people who have curiosity about life as well as respect for death. I like people who smile even if they're dying inside, because they...
bluemorning656 2 Responses 5 5 days ago
It's so refreshing to have an intelligent conversation with someone every once in a while. It reminds me that there are people that still care about correct grammar, correct spelling, etc.
wonderinglover 1 Response 7 3 days ago
I Hate Taking Medication - I believe that medication is not the solution - it is merely a bandaid that is masking the real problem. Diagnosed with depression last year, I was finally prescribed anti-depressants. I know it was a result of low brain chemicals, but there was...
ottoarch 2 Responses 3 Nov 13
Very Picky. - This is not a story but more like a fact. I love intelligence, always have always will. I love learning more and more about people. The way they are, act, what they like and dislike. I guess I want a friend that can help me teach me more about myself (not sexually...
kittykat1995 0 Nov 13
Sharing Vs Competition - I consider myself to be a pretty liberal person socially, but lately I just don't know. I'm kind of creating my own little theory about the world. Basically, what if instead of focusing so much attention on the importance of sharing and teamwork and such...
colorsofrain 2 Responses 0 Nov 13
Nerdy Guys *Drool* - I find smart guys soooooooo attractive. It's something that turns me on the most. Intelligence. I couldn't care if we were doing it and he randomnly recites the numbers of Pi. I'd probs be turned on even more. Have I ever been in this situation? Unfortunately...
ashlaay21 8 Responses 12 Nov 14
Oh God Yes. - So, last week I got kind of hit on by this guy. You know, nothing major he is over at the house because he is doing some work for me and he has beer in his trunk (of course he does- really I mean who doesn't carry a case in the trunk of their car). I will mention...
TKD1 5 Responses 6 Nov 15
Attracted To Intelligence - I am not attracted to men who are not up to par intelligence-wise. I want a man who can outsmart me. Someone who will keep me thinking and on my toes. I still remember a brief online encounter I had with someone of the intelligence level I sought. I...
selfrrescuingprincess 0 Nov 16
My Wonderfully Nerdy Wife - In undergrad my wife (girlfriend at the time) used to bring a sign to all of my home baseball games that was written in Koine Greek (the same version of Greek in the Bible). At the time I thought this tiny little nerd was the sexiest thing ever...I...
tkhaler1987 3 Responses 6 Nov 21
Intelligence Is An Aphrodisiac. - I have always found intelligence to be almost a sexual game. Which one conquers the other? The male or the female? Intelligence offers that game. How a word can be oh so subtle but overt at the same time and the fact that the other person catches...
darksubmissive 4 Responses 9 Nov 25
Shall I Post My Herbal Treatment To Bizbilla.Com The Global Trade Portal? - I have came across a global portal bizbilla.com. I have numerous treatment for various ailments. They have mentioned to post products.Is it possible to post my treatment services to bizbilla.com Kindly...
diafree 0 Nov 25
Always Been That Way. - Since I am nerd, naturally I tend to get attracted to nerdy guys. Almost all of the guys I have ever been "crushing" on were generally smart. I just love brains. I love knowing that he knows so much. For me, looks don't matter. If you are smart, it doesn't...
Raven122296 1 Response 0 Nov 27
What Is That Saying... - "Seduce my mind and you can have my body"? I don't know if that is completely right, but it fits me absolute. What is it about danger and intelligence that turns me, and most assuredly most women, on? I have dated a history professor and an under cover...
desertsage 1 Response 1 Nov 28
Stimulate my mind and you can have my body.:)
cherryBloosom95 7 Responses 2 Dec 2
Hey guys. I just wanted some advice for this kind of tricky situation. Im a 17 year old guy and i'm extremely attracted to my mom's sister--my aunt. She is 47-48. She's beautiful. I dream about having sexual encounters with her often. She's never been married and told me a few...
Doggy1102 4 Responses 0 Dec 3
I want a girl i can spend hours arguing with about something we both know isn't that important but just want to beat the other person so the winner can say "Ha!" And kiss the other out of play
LuckyMan3375 1 Response 1 Dec 3
I know I could be so much smarter if I just took the time to do the things I say I want to do. It somehow seems as though every time I'm motivated I tell myself not to start homework and studying until I'm at a coffee shop or until I've cleaned my room or until I'm at my...
AWholeSlewOfIssues 0 Dec 4
When people put the wrong form of "you're" and I'm like... Lol you're the one at a university because???
Cherry43 6 Responses 6 a week ago
I graduated college tonight! It's taken three years! But it's the first time I actually wanted my real family with me. But I don't have one first orphan then both foster families parents died now. I'm old but so damaged that it felt kinda stupid for me to accomplish what I did...
Bethybeezz 2 Responses 0 6 days ago
Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising. -John Lahr
TtotheD 0 6 days ago
They're easier to talk to. You won't have to ask "So, what do you wanna talk about?". The conversation comes naturally.
PeioZ 2 Responses 9 5 days ago
The bigger the brain the better EVERYthing else is!
betterlife2 0 4 days ago
Attracted - yes - but they are cocky too.
woodland27 1 Response 1 3 days ago