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I Am As Untraditional As the Earth Is Round

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    I Dont Want to Be Molded

    I read some email over the weekend detailing the lives of everybody who I went to school with. It was a sort of reunion letter for the small college I went to. It made me feel very crazy at first for the stage of life I happen to be at. Everyone else seemed so much more...
    HoneybushReaP HoneybushReaP 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 2, 2007

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    I Wouldn't Say I Am Untraditional, I Just Make My Own Traditions Which Are Better Than Those Of Society

    Being untraditional in the eyes of others means you must experience a lot of hardship, to be the outsider, to be different. every tradition has an origin at some point where that tradition was at one time untraditional. i am the beginning of new traditions.
    SummerWind18 SummerWind18 26-30, F Oct 18, 2009

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    The Bear Goes Over the Mountain

    i am the type of person who does her own thing, many times i am unconventional in my ways. i like to drive down a road i have never been just to go see where it leads and i never seem to get lost. i usually end up in the next state which is north carolina. so i jokingly say i am...
    skeeter skeeter 36-40, F 2 Responses May 31, 2007

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    Yeah I hear all this talk of planets being unable to sustain life what so ever. No, those planets can't sustain OUR life and the other life forms that inhabit Earth. I don't...
    PaxTerra PaxTerra 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    I hoped you had a good earth day. Earth day should of be everyday actually
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    Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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    Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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    If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
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    Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
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    Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
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    What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
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    One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
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    I want my belly big and round as the cover image
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    Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
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    If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
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    Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
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    Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
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    Chuck Norris beat the last level of Pac-Man by using his roundhouse kick.
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    "Come on, let's clean up," I said, dragging him off the bed. Naked, we made our way out of the hut to the beach, wading into the surf until the water was to our waists, where we...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Chuck Norris invented left and right just so he could roundhouse kick people in both directions.
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    7 months pregnant! My belly is really getting round
    beautifulbellyfull beautifulbellyfull 22-25, F Apr 6

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    Chuck Norris doesn't trust anyone as far as he can roundhouse kick them.
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    In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
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    When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
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    Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology.
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    The IPad was originally called the IChuck. Sadly the IChuck kept roundhouse kicking users in the face
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    There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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    A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
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    Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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