At least some of the time. The first thing I read was Jules Verne's "JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH". Saw the wonderful movie too, with Pat Boone and James Mason. Then I...
I know I don't. I don't know what to do.
I'm stuck on this earth. I just want it to go away.
I've always been too different to have acceptance or love. Every single person has...
Chuck Norris missing a roundhouse kick is like acid reflux, it WILL get you at a later date!
The reason Chuck Norris looks 30 although he is 72 is because age tried to catch up with him, but he roundhouse kicked it right back to 1970
Chuck Norris played against Fc Barcelona. He did 1 roundhouse kick to the ball, and he won 10000000000000000000-0
Chuck Norris doesn't lead by example; he leads by roundhouse kicks.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
When the going gets tough, the tough get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
Zebras used to be pure white... until Chuck Norris round-house kicked a tiger.
In the world of today people are being force to lose weight because if they dont the penalty is a Roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were the king of Camelot he would be the master of the nights of the roundhouse.
Chuck Norris thinks facebook is the photo album he keeps filled with pictures of all the people he's round-housed.
Chuck Norris' house has no corners. It's a round house.
Chuck Norris' currency is roundhouse kicks.
Bill Gates once told Chuck Norris he had more money than him. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Bill in the face......to prove him wrong!!!!
Chuck Norris broke the speed of light with a Round House Kick.
When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
Chuck Norris can fall up. He simply roundhouse kicks himself through the atmosphere.
What God actually said was "Chuck, would you Roundhouse kick some light for me?"
My mind just keeps going round in circles, picking problems in places there are none. Although I try to ignore how I feel and forget about it, each time it comes to mind it upsets...
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle – you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the...
Chuck Norris' beard contains a portal to another dimension, a dimension of fists and roundhouse kicks.
Scientists theorised that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks were a result of the awesomeness in his DNA. Chuck Norris then kicked some sense into them.
Chuck Norris splattered tiger blood and Adonis' dna on Charlie Sheen with 1 roundhouse kick!
When police investigate a murder scene involving a round-house kick, it is quickly determined ruled to be "death by Norris".
The IPad was originally called the IChuck. Sadly the IChuck kept roundhouse kicking users in the face.
Chuck Norris can make miracles. He onced roundhoused kicked blind guy and he got his vision back.
Chuck Norris can make miracles. He onced roundhoused kicked a blind guy and he got his vision back.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
The 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was orignally written to give Chuck Norris the right to Roundhouse Kick.
"Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh...
There I said it... now maybe it'll bugger off and run round in someone else's instead.
Diamonds are forever... unless Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into dust.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a mirror... That was the first, last, and ONLY time Chuck Norris EVER broke his nose.
"Who let the dogs out?" Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick.
In "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot" Chuck Norris wins by using the ultamite move: his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris never kills...with one roundhouse kick his opponent simply ceases to exist.
They say death by a 1000 lashes was the most painful way to die, that was before they got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesperson.................OVER THE PHONE!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris can play a guitar using his feet. Roundhouse kicks made him be a professional with it.
When Chuck Norris wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people, he just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris uses the Force, the Force of a roundhouse kick to the face.
The Muscles From Brussels fears the Roundhouse from Texas.