No one on earth hates Chuck Norris because he roundhouse kicked all that did into space.
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I would love to have a big round heavy belly, and it only gets bigger and rounder and heavier compared to my thin body.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he doesn't miss.
If there was a game about Chuck Norris nobody would play it because every time you opened it up it would roundhouse kick you'd be to scared to play.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you HE decides when you will feel the impact .
To aid world comfort, Chuck shaved his beard and filled 10,000 pillows. Sending them to 3rd-world countries by roundhouse kicking them.
The Pope is elected by Cardinals who survive a roundhouse kick in the face. Once in a while, 1 of them survives.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
In the military CBRN stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, but it really stands for Chuck Brutal Roundhouse Norris.
Every hurricane is a Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick gone horribly right.
Chuck Norris wrote Vampires Suck, because he was angry at Stephanie Meyer. He didn't feel like roundhouse kicking anyone that day.
A lot of murder cases have become cold because invesgators have failed to identify the firearm that caused the roundhouse-kick-bullet-wounds.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris made Eve eat the apple in fear of being round-house kicked.
The term "roundhouse kick" was taken into use after the cold war to replace "nuclear strike" due to negative undertones and 'cause Chuck felt like it.
When bullets are fired at Chuck Norris, he deflects them all by roundhouse kicking them.
Oscar the Grouch didn't always live in a trash can. He owed Chuck Norris money but didn't pay and Chuck roundhouse kicked his dumpster.
Chuck Norris doesn't care if the glass is half empty or half full. He's still gonna round house kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick in the past, present, and future at the same time.
Chuck Norris ordered all these peoples here to post Chuck Norris Facts or he would roundhouse kick them ...
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach Chun Kuk Do. He roundhouse-kick's the Info you need to learn it.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
If you write Chuck Norris on a dollar bill, George Washington will roundhouse kick you in the mouth.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the ocean for getting his feet wet and caused hurricane Katrina!!
Abraham Lincoln didn't die because he was shot, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked so fast his foot went back in time and killed Abraham Lincoln.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a golf ball. It became the only recorded hole in one on a par 5 in history.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a cereal box and created Rice Krispies... SNAP, CRACKLE and POP.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are so fast, he literally CAN kick you into next week!
The World revolves around the Sun because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it every morning for fun.
Chuck Norris missing a roundhouse kick is like acid reflux, it WILL get you at a later date!
The reason Chuck Norris looks 30 although he is 72 is because age tried to catch up with him, but he roundhouse kicked it right back to 1970
Chuck Norris played against Fc Barcelona. He did 1 roundhouse kick to the ball, and he won 10000000000000000000-0
Chuck Norris doesn't lead by example; he leads by roundhouse kicks.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
When the going gets tough, the tough get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
Zebras used to be pure white... until Chuck Norris round-house kicked a tiger.
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1989 Newcastle earthquake
28 December 1989
5.6 ML (5.4 M_b )
11.5 kilometres (7.1 mi
We Felt at Belmont NSW
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