The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
wrote this with my son.. for his class project...
thought i would share...
Mother earth sings to me.
In the bright light of day, she raises the lights
So bright and high above...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
the things that happen on this earth makes me feel so different how much pain that passes around and just how it molds humanity. we where sent to this planet to make CHANGE its...
The earth cannot support a population of 7 billion sustainably. If you had to give up your life for earth to survive, how many of you would be willing ?
I'm an Earth Angel...A Wise One to be exact. But I've lost my way, I think too many negative experiences have clouded my soul. I feel so disconnected. I want to get back on track...
I can spend hours exploring via Google Earth. Spinning the earth and zooming to street view is the best part!!
The Question Mark (?) was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris will come to your house and personally give you a roundhouse kick if you make a stupid fact about him...
Why does the truth hurt? Because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it.
John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Latest News!!!! Cause Of Hurricanes Identified: Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks!!!!!
The monks found enlightenment after receiving a roundhouse kick to the face.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Chuck Norris will roundhouse your chin
I love how big and round it's gotten! When I drive it almost touched the wheel! Eeek! I'm so excited!
Now I just need it to touch the wheel and I think I'll look perfect
God can Kill Chuck Norris whenever he wants. But I can't tell you or else he'll roundho... AAARG!
I want my belly to hang over my pants with ease and to be big round and soft. Wish it would go faster feels so good to get fat.
Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
I want my belly big and round as the cover image
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
I just downloaded the Hobbit: The battle of the Five Armies on iTunes on early digital release. With this download I now have all 6 film adaptations directed by Peter Jackson, of...
I love Earth its my home, it provides me with everything I need, except sunlight and moonlight.
I feel like I am in the wrong world.
For starters, I'm very aggressive. I am the only female in my karate group and my mood swings have got me into trouble countless times.
ten things that irks me the most...
1) how scantily clothed female and male angels are portrayed in art...
2) new age stuff has made angels look bad
3) people and psychics...
If we are universal travelers ,I do believe this is the only earthly place they feel we can stay , My theory as crazy as is sounds. We come from a place with no emotions , bodies...
We Just had an earth quake!