If a meteor is ever close to hitting Earth, Chuck Norris will just roundhouse kick it back into space!
if anyone is questioning weather they are an angel or not, read the boom Earth Angel Realms by Doreen virtue. this is the most updated edition of the book. it will help you decide...
"Ready for round 2?" I quipped.
"I'm still catching my breath from round 1 and 1a." he responded. "But I am up for whatever you want."...
I have been told that I am an angel on earth. I have been told this by multiple people and I never really believed them. Recently I have talked to a friend who says he is an...
I would wish to live from it without putting its life at risk. We are lucky to have been accepted by planet earth and the majority of us is killing it every minute of our living. i...
Earth Science Answers
REAL ANSWERS FROM EARTH SCIENCE EXAMS
The terrestrial planets are much larger than the gas giants.
Wegener found matching bedbugs on opposite sides of...
Christopher Columbus discovered America because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him accross the Atlantic Ocean
The Railroad built tracks near Chuck Norris' house. Passengers complained about vibrations from Chuck's practice Roundhouse Kicks.
Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he roundhouse kicks the dirt off them
Nothing like snuggling up to nice warm hot round butt.. I like big butts and I don't lie.
Comets travel at 54/sec and never stops. Unsurprisingly though, comets are actually victims of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
Professor Xavier got his mutant power because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Some say that the Zombies are dead people turned alive. Another Theory is that the Zombies are people survived a Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
I was going to write A Chuck Norris fact, but then a roundhouse kick came out of my monitor and broke my keyboard.
If Chuck Norris wants skittles, he round house kicks a rainbow. That's how the slogan got started.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through a video chat.
Hercules perfomed 12 labors. Unfortunately, the 13th was surviving a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Humpy Dumpy broke not because of falling from the wall, but because he was Round House Kicked by Chuck Norris.
Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
Chuck Norris invented the microwave when he roundhouse kicked a metal box.
Whoever said "You can't fight City Hall", never new of Chuck Norris & his patented roundhouse kick.
Chuck norris once round house kicked a shark in the face . thats how the hammerhead came to be.
The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg...now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Never play "knock knock" with Chuck Norris. Because the person knocking on the door is in fact a roundhouse kick.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
I'm a very down to earth person...
I don't think myself better than anyone else.
We all have issues...mine are no better or worse than yours.
I can laugh at myself... I'm not...
I've always felt like I dont belong here, on Earth, like my life was meant to be lived out on a different planet (or in a different time period) and my soul landed here on accident...
I don't care how popular you are...
What I do care about ...how down to earth you are.
I want someone whose not counting how many friends they have...but cherishing the few close...
I am very down to earth and very honest. I tell it how I see or how it is always. I belive in truth and integrity. We may not always want to hear the truth at times. But it is...
The best part about the earth is the one who created it.
I would like to think I am pretty down to earth, I don't expect much from others, but expect a lot from myself. I can enjoy a good laugh and be goofy as well as put on my business...
You are human
You are a miracle
You can care
You can share
You can love
You can listen
You can reassure
You can give your presence
You can be truthful
You can be creative
Women are from Earth............deal with it.
I love it when a guy is articulate , smart , intellectual and cordial conversationalist .it actually is a turn on .
Only love can conquer hate.
Chuck Norris doesn't shoot you. He kicks a bullet through your head.
And there's a lot of proof of that! Just look around! :)
Went skinny dipping with another couple, the guy from the poker story. I enjoyed playing with his wife and her me, but I think it was hotter being there while my wife and him...
My belly keeps growing and growing!
i wish i could find my dream girl already who loves me for me and who will push her cute little tummy out for me all the time while we cuddle or even while shes just walking thru...
Earlier today everything in reality seemed bland kind of like how I imagine what a normal average everyday class citizen thinks.
Sometimes reality hits you and you realize that...
Everyday in this life is another battlefield so much evil hatred violence chaos corruption ne