The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
wrote this with my son.. for his class project...
thought i would share...
Mother earth sings to me.
In the bright light of day, she raises the lights
So bright and high above...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
It's really funny u r the only last man on earth and u find a last girl on earth and she's ugly and annoying and u have no choice but to marry her, I wud luv to be the last person...
I can spend hours exploring via Google Earth. Spinning the earth and zooming to street view is the best part!!
Yeah I hear all this talk of planets being unable to sustain life what so ever.
No, those planets can't sustain OUR life and the other life forms that inhabit Earth. I don't...
I want my belly to hang over my pants with ease and to be big round and soft. Wish it would go faster feels so good to get fat.
Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
I want my belly big and round as the cover image
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
Chuck Norris beat the last level of Pac-Man by using his roundhouse kick.
"Come on, let's clean up," I said, dragging him off the bed. Naked, we made our way out of the hut to the beach, wading into the surf until the water was to our waists, where we...
Chuck Norris invented left and right just so he could roundhouse kick people in both directions.
7 months pregnant! My belly is really getting round
Chuck Norris doesn't trust anyone as far as he can roundhouse kick them.
In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology.
The IPad was originally called the IChuck. Sadly the IChuck kept roundhouse kicking users in the face
Can I just be your personal balloon? Please I want you to blow me up every day throughout the day
It looks like a big belly but I want it bigger and rounder
If u want to turn me on...
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Christmas tree lights, he tells his tree to shine or he’ll roundhouse kick it back into a pine cone.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
ten things that irks me the most...
1) how scantily clothed female and male angels are portrayed in art...
2) new age stuff has made angels look bad
3) people and psychics...