The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
The reason why the moon doesn't fall down to the earth is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it into space at sunrise every morning.
I love my roundish belly. I say roundish because its only really round when i stuff! I love to bare it everywhere i go. It feels so natural. Right now I'm out looking at the stars...
We come .. we go. Living in foolish fantasy that we own the earth. .. the land. Have we ever pondered on the fact that right from the first generation to now. .. it is land that...
Its so funny, because ive been off and on this website for as long as i can remember posting these type of heart filled stories and taking them off just as fast ashamed of what i...
I am obsessed with overfeeding girls until they have a huge, fat, round, stuffed belly :), I love to make it bigger and bigger and rub it when she's stuffed, with greasy, fattening...
The Shot Heard Round the World was infact a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Why do I keep on falling into this painful and vicious cycle?
Why is it that whenever I try to move forward, I would eventually find myself back at square one?
Why do I keep...
I've always been confused in life as to what am I doing here? Whats my purpose? Ive always wanted to do something great, like helping are saving peoples lives. I have discovered im...
I was in a few actually including a real sever one in late
1996 in New Westminster , which is a suburb of Vancouver
Canada. I moved to Vancouver Island shortly after and
was in an...
Genetic Information 1
Information never self-assembles. The genetic information in the DNA of each human cell is roughly equivalent to a library of 4,000 books (a).
lol love this group name.
When I first moved to the city and made friends, this guy who liked me said I'm like an earth mother. I was 20 at the time and he was 30 something and I...
Chuck Norris can pat his head, rub his stomach, and roundhouse kick you at the same time.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first...
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris thinks outside the box,then roundhouse kicks the box into oblivion.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
Do any girls on here that love to make their belly round, eat lots of food, has a chubby belly live in Texas ? If so, inbox me please :)
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick himself in the face.
I'm still so big and round from yesterday. I want to be even bigger today. Getting hungry, we can't have that!
One summer day, Chuck Norris was grilling steaks in his backyard when Bobby Flay approached him and challenged him to a Throwdown. Six hours later, surgeons were successful in...
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always: "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
Chuck Norris Can Roundhouse kick an atom and eat a galaxy at the same time
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
All things come to an end, except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The reason Chuck Norris looks 30 although he is 72 is because age tried to catch up with him, but he roundhouse kicked it right back to 1970.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris invented electricity, the Theory of Relativity, and the Roundhouse kick.
The Muscles From Brussels fears the Roundhouse from Texas.
Chuck Norris never hates anybody, his round house kick is faster then any emotion.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick...
Chuck Norris died, went to hell. Roundhouse kicked the devil, and came back.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.......
Cos roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris is bad for your health.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Not only am I down to earth, but I actually have an aversion to anything related to "outer space". I visited the Kennedy Space Center a few years ago and the only thing I found...
I LOVE B MOVIE LAST MAN ON EARTH AFTER A PANDEMIC WHERE THE VIRUS KILLS EVERYONE ROBERT MORGAN IS IMMUNE FROM THE VIRUS HE THEN FINDS THE DEAD COME BACK AS ZOMBIES TRYING TO GET...
I don't know how some people can not believe there is life beyond planet earth, the universe is so vast there has to be some other beings out there!
**** there was an earthquake in egypt from 1 min
seriously, i tripped and i'm down to the earth, tasting dirt
Einstein invented the therory of relativity- Chuck Norris invented the therory of kick-***.
Like it or not, I will tell you what I am thinking at the time.. its all good for fun and games.. but p-ss me off and i will open a can of whoop a-- on ya!