I'm a pizza delivery driver.
I was told to go on a delivery around 9pm and it was to this little trailer park and I go to the door and this woman walks out. This woman had a huge...
Here we are standing
In the pouring rain
Dressed in black
Our shirts tear stained
On looking a hurtful sight
Watching you go down
How is it so hard to believe
I had such a vivid dream last night about an old friend. An ex best friend actually..
I lost this friend but it was pretty much my own choice. I lost her on purpose..
I am an incarnated elemental forest fairy! is any one else on here one?I have always know since I was a small child that I was meant to heal animals and that I spoke with spirits...
Planet earth is a place of moral and diversity, it's splits between the rich and the poor, it has a process to build within units from different backgrounds, it's base on key...
i've yet to be impressed.......
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkkgjjGMMhE
Absence of self.
Focus on others, always. --dammit, that sounds hard.
Value humility, that's a good first step.
I think humility is real confidence (opposed to self importance...
Chuck Norris' sleep number is roundhouse.
Earthling Homo Sapiens are a curious species. They are highly irrational. They appear to be the missing link between primates and truly intelligent life forms. They are all homos...
When the wind blows, thats her sighing
When the grass grows, thats her growing
When the rain falls, thats her crying
When the sun sets, thats her sleeping
When the sun rises...
I want to have sex with a woman and man at the same time
"You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. "
- Audrey Hepburn
It's funny really...people say that I belong on Saturn or Neptune because of the way I act.
I just don't fit in with humanity, which is the dominant species on earth.
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I'm in the process of coming out to my family as a lesbian. I am a cis gendered girl and I am usually proud of my chest but I sometimes feel like I would be more comfortable with a...
that is becoz gud all ways triumphs evil.....
the ego is a serial killer,we move at a fast paste in ample space steady knocking each others knees & needs....whats the thrill of the chase??
Any girl with a big butt hit me up
This morning I was awoken at about 6:30am by an earthquake. The epicenter was 1.5 miles north of my home, with a magnitude of 4.2.
This was not a huge earthquake, meaning nothing...
There is, but not in this realm.
I want to Marriage by a fat woman. Can U help me?
I've been stuffing non-stop all day. My belly is so full!! Gonna keep going to make it even bigger!
am a down to earth person, why to showoff. those who want to know me, will know me eventually. They should get impressed of me, not of my showoff.
It's unfortunate that so little has been written or said about the Colorado River's current condition. It's being treated as a low-priority news story.
Industrialization comes with a heavy price. Our planet is suffering. People either are concerned, don't care, or don't believe it. If my actions were destroying an entire planet, I...
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
Chuck Norris invented double rainbows: he roundhouse kicked a normal one in half.
Does anyone want to chat or rp about this? I love talking about my tummy, your tummy, anything regarding bellies really
It is self cleansing. It will get rid of the parasites inhabiting when it's ready to. It always has. No need to save it
I once did a report on Chuck Norris. The paper roundhouse kicked me in the face.
to me nothing is more beautiful than a woman with a belly. doesn't matter if she's pregnant or has been stuffing herself. I find both equally beautiful
I really love my fat belly and I love talking to other girls who also love to gain :)
I'm a big woman and although I'm 45 I keep getting hit on by really young guys, not sure why.
i wanna see my mom do a blow
my mom has a big round butt... its lovely
The earth can't be destoryed by a meteor because 1. No meteor would dare go near Chuck Norris 2. If one did he would roundhouse kick it back to space.