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    There is just something so satisfying about a slice of hot buttered toast with a light spread of Vegemite
    justmeand11 justmeand11 22-25 9 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    Wanted to meet some Australians

    and talk about the different cultures
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 days ago

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    Best Aussie Pick Up Line Ever:

    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch...
    sharossody sharossody 66-70, F 33 Responses Aug 30, 2010

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    I live in Australia. But I have a ton of

    American friends who make fun of my accent and my inability to say "Alabama". I don't understand the Fourth of July...
    KodyKnowsDaLife17 KodyKnowsDaLife17 16-17, T 2 Responses Feb 21

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    I love my country, I love my City

    and my state, I love coming he from traveling and settle back into our way of life
    avachat avachat 51-55, M 3 Responses Apr 13

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    16-12-14 I am sad today.

    I woke this morning to news that 2 innocent people caught up in yesterdays siege in a Sydney cafe had been fatally shot by the man who held them and many more hostage for 17 hours. The floral tributes keep on coming to Martin Place, the building there, opposite the cafe, hosts...
    Chopinsivories Chopinsivories 46-50, F 17 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    Enjoy ANZAC day tomorrow

    and be respectful to our Diggers!
    Littlebikiechick Littlebikiechick 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 24, 2014

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    I love to meet some Aussie people

    for some fun I am 54 tex me
    patto500 patto500 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    Are we really the lucky country?

    REALLY?? I feel pretty lucky...most of the time anyways...
    brokenpetal brokenpetal 26-30, F 16 Responses Jun 11, 2014

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    Death Sentence for the Bali Nine Ring Leaders.

    I have NO problem with their fate at all. 1) It is now all over the media and I am sure among many in the community that the 2 ring leaders many would discuss the pro-con of such punishment. Indeed, many would talk about the merit of death sentence itself. 2) Allow me to...
    JiaLee JiaLee 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 10

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    I came from the dreamtimeFrom the dusty red

    soil plainsI am the ancient heartThe keeper of the flamesI Stood upon the rocky shoreI watched the tall ships comeFor forty thousand years I've been the first AustralianI came upon the prison shipsBound down by iron chainsI cured the landEndured the lashAnd waited for the rainsI...
    Sorrentina Sorrentina 41-45, F 11 Responses Nov 5, 2014

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    Happy Australia Day fellow Aussies!

    I realise we have our faults and a ****** government policies, but seriously...we are truly the lucky country.
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 8 Responses Jan 25

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    Nothing to do in Sydney -_-

    or maybe I just dnt have an imagination or enough friends lol
    Keanu1991 Keanu1991 22-25, M 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    tayylah tayylah 18-21, F 41 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    I often get asked if I'm Aboriginal,

    usually by complete strangers. When I tell them I'm not they look at me in disbelief and dispute my ethnicity. I have had arguments and racial slurs yelled at me. I don't feel the need anymore to prove myself as I once did. What for? I don't care anymore. I do love living in...
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Jan 10, 2014

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    True blue that's for sure.

    I love my country though I do wish some of the laws would change haha
    tangledweb94 tangledweb94 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    twixxer twixxer 26-30, F 17 Responses Dec 10, 2014

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    i think its hilarious

    when people from the UK come over and completely underestimate the size of Australia compared to their own country My grandparents came over her from the UK, specifically Denmark, and thought they could drive from Brisbane to Uluru for the day and then came back
    WilliamBeer WilliamBeer 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 13

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    Hi male 54 married looking

    for Aussie girl for tex tex buddy just for fun
    patto500 patto500 51-55, M Mar 3

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    ZoBow ZoBow 16-17, F 22 Responses Jul 12, 2014

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    LETS GO NEW SOUTH WALES.

    IM SO NERVOUS.
    Xeniabolton Xeniabolton 18-21, F 8 Responses Jun 18, 2014

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    THIS IS OUR COUNTRY !

    This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration ! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally: 1. Get a sponsor ! 2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past! 3. Live by OUR rules ! Dress as we Aussies Do 4. Get a job ! 5. Pay YOUR Taxes ! 6...
    sharossody sharossody 66-70, F 6 Responses Jan 29

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    well, I'm not Australian.

    but I want to go there SO BAD. like I can't even explain it oh my gosh. the people there seem awesome. it's so beautiful there. what more could you want.
    michellemay michellemay 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    RIP to the greatest Prime Minister Australia

    has ever had. Thank you for the equality you developed, I hope only to have another man like yourself leading the country once again very soon...
    urlaame urlaame 18-21, F 8 Responses Oct 21, 2014

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    I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang

    but eventually it came back to me.
    avachat avachat 51-55, M 3 Responses May 10

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    I am REALLY sad to see Hawthorn

    and Carlton get beaten, but nothing saddens me more than seeing Collingwood getting beaten. HO HO HO!
    johninoz johninoz 70+, M 3 Responses May 18

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    squizz5 squizz5 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 16

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    I really love my country .

    . I was born and raised in the country and am now a full city girl with a country spirit .. I love travel and fling to other countries especially the UK as I like to go to where my ancestors came from and love the history of the UK .. I would one day like to travel to Peru but...
    ozgirl77 ozgirl77 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I'm just out of a long term relationship.

    Now I want to try new things sexually. I live in Cairns
    Cjjk555 Cjjk555 46-50, M 4 Responses Apr 10

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    It's almost that time of year.

    Where the bogans get loud and Australian flags are flown from everywhere!! (I mean everywhere) So...as we gear up to embrace what by now has probably been branded a racial holiday because we are a multicultural society... I want to know what you will be doing on Australia Day...
    brokenpetal brokenpetal 26-30, F 11 Responses Jan 5

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    Why is that INDIAN Telemarketing SCAMS are

    so prevalent? 1) I am aware that I will be seen as a racist commenting on this matter, but so be it. I have just, at 7.13pm on a Friday evening, got a phone call from an Indian accent person telling me that I was involved in a car accident and he was a claim person for an...
    JiaLee JiaLee 51-55, M 5 Responses Feb 20

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    I miss Australia very very much.

    I lived there for almost 11 years. It was the happiest time in my life, besides certain aspects of my childhood. I miss the people and nature. I miss the smell. It breaks my heart to watch a docu or anything about Australia. I will forever be grateful for all the happy memories...
    Astriabirdy Astriabirdy 31-35, F 11 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    I'm not an Aussie but does anyone know a Dani

    Edward's age 18-20 if so please contact me asapp I need to talk to her message me.
    lela201465 lela201465 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 22

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    I Just Had to Share This........

    These are not my words, I received this today from someone else, but thought my aussie friends here would get a kick out of it...... These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 45 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Damn, this ISIS siege in Sydney is

    so ****** up. Already been going on for 16 hours and it's 12am!
    tayylah tayylah 18-21, F 13 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    "The problems we face today are there

    because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living" This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It's her future shes worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare system that shes...
    sharossody sharossody 66-70, F 2 Responses Feb 9

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    Are you aware of the group" I hate living in

    Australia" check it out for the most racist , prejudiced, vitriolic posts against Australians and our country.
    oneeyedeel oneeyedeel 36-40, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    When you think of it,

    we have so many differences from the USA, mainly words, pronouncing them, calling stuff this or that. Lol Anyways who's also an Aussie? :P MAAAATTTTEEE
    ThatOneUsername15 ThatOneUsername15 13-15, F 20 Responses Jun 22, 2014

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    "when A Girl"

    When A Girl is quiet millions of things are running in her mind. When a Girl is not arguing, She is thinking Deeply. When a Girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a Girl answers "I AM FINE" after a few seconds, She is...
    saad31 saad31 26-30, M 26 Responses Jan 21, 2012

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    Twice in this song he refers to marijuana.

    In verse two he sings about 'Mulling Up' which is Australian slang for chopping up a bud of marijuana with usually scissors in a small ball before smoking it either with a b0ng, a pipe or rolling it in to a joint. In verse three he says actually about having a b0ng. This song is...
    BritishBullDog1 BritishBullDog1 70+ 1 Response Mar 16

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    Ughhhh...first day of school term tomorrow.

    I think I am dreading it more than the kids! Where did the holidays go?
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 27

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    GO BOMBERS! Hope to see another flag

    before I die but doubt it!
    johninoz johninoz 70+, M 6 Responses May 5

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    Well I grew up in England

    and came here when I was aged 27. I will always consider myself English even though I am an Australian Citizen. I have always got on well with the Australians as I have never been one to compare England to Australia. English people who keep on about how great England is...
    0zzy1 0zzy1 70+ 2 Responses Feb 28

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    And I'm damn proud of it.

    Only downside is that kids at my school always make fun of my accent. Now I'm used to it :3
    MasterMinecraft768 MasterMinecraft768 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    You May Be An Aussie If.......

    With thanks to my sister for sending this to me, apologies to the author - please let me know who you are if you wrote it: FOR THE AUSSIES - You know you're Australian when: You believe that stubbies can either be drunk or worn. You've made a bong out of your garden hose...
    ProfDavros ProfDavros 46-50, M 27 Responses Feb 1, 2012

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    Purple Liza The Funnel Web Spider And Sparkle

    We have a huge but harmless spider in Australia called a Huntsman. One summer when my daughter was a toddler, a large Huntsman took up residence in the cornice in our living room. We named her, "Sparkle."  She coexisted with us happily in the house until one day she was gone...
    iguanachips iguanachips 41-45, F 26 Responses Sep 24, 2011

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    Road Rage

    There is a road between my home and the clinic, where I work. It is a long, straight and has only a single lane each way. It's a fast road, with no traffic lights and has a 90 km speed limit. As you can imagine, one slow car ruins the show for everyone behind and on this day...
    iguanachips iguanachips 41-45, F 14 Responses