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    I'll be very wealthy

    after my settlement with my ex I'm going to sell up assets I think and travel see the world go to Croatia Dubrovnik Zadar and the Greek islands. And Antarctica! See polar beers maybe Egypt Spain Italy
    earthandstars earthandstars 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 20

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    sagiluvin sagiluvin 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    Went to woollies today,

    stopped by the servo, went to a pool party, had some snags on bread, lamingtons, fairy bread, Tim tams cheesecake and some pav and leant how to bowl in cricket. Pretty sure that's as Aussie as my day can get ;)
    Viviq66 Viviq66 22-25, F 12 Responses Jan 26

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    I Just Had to Share This........

    These are not my words, I received this today from someone else, but thought my aussie friends here would get a kick out of it...... These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 44 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    So I heard that some American pick-up artist is

    coming down under to speak his message of "RETARDED'ness" and try and legalise rape? Ummmm wtf? Bahahahahahahaha this dude is fried XD To hell with egg haha https://www.facebook.com/9NewsPerth/videos/1174754945869997/
    TC1995 TC1995 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    briskkie briskkie 41-45, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2015

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    bobtheblobby bobtheblobby 22-25 1 Response Jan 27

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    OMG...we have finally rid ourselves of our

    national embarrassment aka Tony Abbott. Yipppeeeeeee!
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 24 Responses Sep 14, 2015

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    Best Aussie Pick Up Line Ever:

    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch...
    sharossody sharossody 66-70, F 33 Responses Aug 30, 2010

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    Enjoy ANZAC day tomorrow

    and be respectful to our Diggers!
    Littlebikiechick Littlebikiechick 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 24, 2014

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    ryanmona ryanmona 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 21

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    squizz5 squizz5 41-45, M 5 Responses Jan 25

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    Yesterday I read about the woman Sydney forgot.

    ..Natalie Wood, who lay dead in her home for 8 years, not missed by a soul. The account of her very lonely, austere life had me in tears and hit home a little, I guess. Every life is of value. You can read the article here http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/natalie-wood-the-woman...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 8 Responses Feb 8, 2015

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    I live in Sydney, and I hate this city.

    I find Sydney to be drab. All its suburbs are similar in appearance. There are only a handful of historic buildings in its CBD. Its infrastructure is primitive. Its public transport is old and unreliable. The beaches of Sydney are pretty ordinary next to the beaches of Western...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 19

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    RIP to the greatest Prime Minister Australia

    has ever had. Thank you for the equality you developed, I hope only to have another man like yourself leading the country once again very soon...
    urlaame urlaame 18-21, F 8 Responses Oct 21, 2014

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    Been here for over 25 years.

    ...love this city.
    melbdad melbdad 51-55, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    kokeshigirl kokeshigirl 26-30, F 8 Responses Dec 20, 2015

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    I'm Australian because I was born here raised

    here but I don't feel Australian my heritage is Greek and Croatian I feel torn cross Europe
    earthandstars earthandstars 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 22

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    G'day everyone :) Happy Australia Day!

    !! Nothing like having a few cold beers, great Aussie music playing, a barbie with your loved ones to celebrate this awesome country. Strayaa ya beauty! Stay safe everyone xo
    TC1995 TC1995 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 25

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    but I love Canadians,

    especially my Canadian husband and little half Canadian kids
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 19

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    Damn, this ISIS siege in Sydney is

    so ****** up. Already been going on for 16 hours and it's 12am!
    tayylah tayylah 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    bobtheblobby bobtheblobby 22-25 1 Response Jan 26

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    To all of my fellow Aussies on Ep wether

    friends or not.... HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY
    Dryermaniac Dryermaniac 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 25

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    Happy Australia Day fellow Aussies!

    I realise we have our faults and a ****** government policies, but seriously...we are truly the lucky country.
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 8 Responses Jan 25, 2015

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    Happy Straya Day to you all Throw some lamb on

    the barbie and wash it down with a few cold beers. It doesn't get any more Australian than that. Enjoy your day and stay safe ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    candywhite26 candywhite26 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    earthandstars earthandstars 41-45, F 27 Responses Jan 19

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    Purple Liza The Funnel Web Spider And Sparkle

    We have a huge but harmless spider in Australia called a Huntsman. One summer when my daughter was a toddler, a large Huntsman took up residence in the cornice in our living room. We named her, "Sparkle."ย  She coexisted with us happily in the house until one day she was gone...
    iguanachips iguanachips 41-45, F 27 Responses Sep 24, 2011

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    bobtheblobby bobtheblobby 22-25 Jan 26

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    What a beautifully diverse country we live in ,

    I had the best weekend in beautiful Sydney ; a show at the theater, dinner in China town , breakfast with fresh pastries and spectacular coffee, ferried around the bright blue water harbour lunch at cafe Sydney , shopping in the city then off to Japanese in Nth Sydney for dinner...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 19

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    I am in Brisbane atm

    and think my car is trying to cook me...
    Jcat95 Jcat95 18-21, F 16 Responses Nov 6, 2015

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    16-12-14 I am sad today.

    I woke this morning to news that 2 innocent people caught up in yesterdays siege in a Sydney cafe had been fatally shot by the man who held them and many more hostage for 17 hours. The floral tributes keep on coming to Martin Place, the building there, opposite the cafe, hosts...
    Chopinsivories Chopinsivories 46-50, F 16 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    January 26 Happy Australia Day 2016!

    !! Whoop Whoop!๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ 115 years of this fantastic country!๐Ÿ‘
    boyuniverse boyuniverse 13-15, M 3 Responses Jan 25

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    scottie1974 scottie1974 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    You know summers close

    when you can't touch the steering wheel with your bare hands
    sillyduck28 sillyduck28 22-25, F 18 Responses Oct 6, 2015

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    ragingoutlaw ragingoutlaw 26-30, M Jan 22

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    wrecked85 wrecked85 31-35, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Melbourne here! Such a nice place to live in

    (the outer suburbs nesr Frankston).
    BoyOBoy21 BoyOBoy21 13-15, M Jan 22

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    A short education in Australian

    musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6jhpaX7fNQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQI5fdVCvlU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJJV1nruUUA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfB0Sv6C1M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub7CRV8_e2g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ...
    baangaraang baangaraang 31-35, F 10 hrs ago

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    ThatPyroChick ThatPyroChick 16-17, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    tayylah tayylah 18-21, F 37 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    MyNameIsNotZoie MyNameIsNotZoie 18-21, F 21 Responses Jul 12, 2014

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    Why can't I find many other Australians on here.

    Who are into all the things I'm into too โ€ฆof course
    cinwme cinwme 31-35, F 26 Responses Jul 13, 2015

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    "when A Girl"

    When A Girl is quiet millions of things are running in her mind. When a Girl is not arguing, She is thinking Deeply. When a Girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a Girl answers "I AM FINE" after a few seconds, She is...
    saad31 saad31 26-30, M 26 Responses Jan 21, 2012

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    I am now! I was born in Ireland

    and emigrated to Aussie. It certainly was the best move I every made. When I came to Australia I lived in Sydney first and then moved to Melbourne. Its hard to explain what it is about Aussie that I like , the weather is part of that reason for sure but there is a certain...
    aussiesusan aussiesusan 41-45, F 8 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Road Rage

    There is a road between my home and the clinic, where I work. It is a long, straight and has only a single lane each way. It's a fast road, with no traffic lights and has a 90 km speed limit. As you can imagine, one slow car ruins the show for everyone behind and on this day...
    iguanachips iguanachips 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 6, 2011

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