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    Happy Straya Day to you all Throw some lamb on

    the barbie and wash it down with a few cold beers. It doesn't get any more Australian than that. Enjoy your day and stay safe ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    candywhite26 candywhite26 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Best Aussie Pick Up Line Ever:

    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch...
    sharossody sharossody 66-70, F 33 Responses Aug 30, 2010

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    ragingoutlaw ragingoutlaw 26-30, M Jan 22

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    I am in Brisbane atm

    and think my car is trying to cook me...
    Jcat95 Jcat95 18-21, F 16 Responses Nov 6, 2015

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    Road Rage

    There is a road between my home and the clinic, where I work. It is a long, straight and has only a single lane each way. It's a fast road, with no traffic lights and has a 90 km speed limit. As you can imagine, one slow car ruins the show for everyone behind and on this day...
    iguanachips iguanachips 41-45, F 14 Responses Dec 6, 2011

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    LETS GO NEW SOUTH WALES.

    IM SO NERVOUS.
    Xeniabolton Xeniabolton 18-21, F 8 Responses Jun 18, 2014

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    briskkie briskkie 41-45, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2015

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    OMG...we have finally rid ourselves of our

    national embarrassment aka Tony Abbott. Yipppeeeeeee!
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 24 Responses Sep 14, 2015

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    I don't like Rosie Batty,

    so shoot me. But, I certainly don't stand by Mark Latham's comments on her today. What happened to her son was a tragedy for sure, and I am in no way trying to reduce that. But, I'm not entirely sure why she is the pin-up girl for violence against women. I am further...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 22

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    Don't be told what you want,

    don't be told what you need There's no future, no future, no future for you God, save the queen we mean it man (God save window leen) We love our queen, God saves (God save human beings) God, save the queen 'cause tourists are money And our figure head is not what she seems Oh...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25

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    Yesterday I read about the woman Sydney forgot.

    ..Natalie Wood, who lay dead in her home for 8 years, not missed by a soul. The account of her very lonely, austere life had me in tears and hit home a little, I guess. Every life is of value. You can read the article here http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/natalie-wood-the-woman...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 8 Responses Feb 8, 2015

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    squizz5 squizz5 41-45, M 5 Responses Jan 25

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    Aussie, Aussie, Aussie !

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    milkman1974 milkman1974 41-45, M 5 Responses Jan 21

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    So I heard that some American pick-up artist is

    coming down under to speak his message of "RETARDED'ness" and try and legalise rape? Ummmm wtf? Bahahahahahahaha this dude is fried XD To hell with egg haha https://www.facebook.com/9NewsPerth/videos/1174754945869997/
    Tc1995 Tc1995 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 2

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    Stop caring about what anyone else thinks of

    you. All that matters is what you think.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 18, 2015

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    Melbourne here! Such a nice place to live in

    (the outer suburbs nesr Frankston).
    BoyOBoy21 BoyOBoy21 13-15, M Jan 22

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    January 26 Happy Australia Day 2016!

    !! Whoop Whoop!๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ 115 years of this fantastic country!๐Ÿ‘
    boyuniverse boyuniverse 13-15, M 3 Responses Jan 25

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    Anyone wanna chat? Girl,

    boy, straight, gay or trans im up for a chat.
    Keanu1991 Keanu1991 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Damn, this ISIS siege in Sydney is

    so ****** up. Already been going on for 16 hours and it's 12am!
    tayylah tayylah 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    16-12-14 I am sad today.

    I woke this morning to news that 2 innocent people caught up in yesterdays siege in a Sydney cafe had been fatally shot by the man who held them and many more hostage for 17 hours. The floral tributes keep on coming to Martin Place, the building there, opposite the cafe, hosts...
    Chopinsivories Chopinsivories 46-50, F 16 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    "when A Girl"

    When A Girl is quiet millions of things are running in her mind. When a Girl is not arguing, She is thinking Deeply. When a Girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a Girl answers "I AM FINE" after a few seconds, She is...
    saad31 saad31 26-30, M 26 Responses Jan 21, 2012

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    ThatPyroChick ThatPyroChick 16-17, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    Purple Liza The Funnel Web Spider And Sparkle

    We have a huge but harmless spider in Australia called a Huntsman. One summer when my daughter was a toddler, a large Huntsman took up residence in the cornice in our living room. We named her, "Sparkle."ย  She coexisted with us happily in the house until one day she was gone...
    iguanachips iguanachips 41-45, F 27 Responses Sep 24, 2011

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    I'm Australian because I was born here raised

    here but I don't feel Australian my heritage is Greek and Croatian I feel torn cross Europe
    earthandstars earthandstars 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 22

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    I was born in Australia,

    raised in Australia yet I have a slight American accent. -_- I get asked every now and then what part of America or Canada I'm from. It's my A's I pronounce my A's like an American.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 10, 2015

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    wrecked85 wrecked85 31-35, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am now! I was born in Ireland

    and emigrated to Aussie. It certainly was the best move I every made. When I came to Australia I lived in Sydney first and then moved to Melbourne. Its hard to explain what it is about Aussie that I like , the weather is part of that reason for sure but there is a certain...
    aussiesusan aussiesusan 41-45, F 8 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    RIP to the greatest Prime Minister Australia

    has ever had. Thank you for the equality you developed, I hope only to have another man like yourself leading the country once again very soon...
    urlaame urlaame 18-21, F 8 Responses Oct 21, 2014

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    Why can't I find many other Australians on here.

    Who are into all the things I'm into too โ€ฆof course
    cinwme cinwme 31-35, F 26 Responses Jul 13, 2015

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    Anyone find it weird

    when you hear people complaining how it is in the northern hemisphere at the moment! One guy was saying it was hot and it was 23c!!! It's was 23c here yesterday and it's winter!! I don't know how they go when it's like 35c for like six months of the year! :)
    HavingFun138 HavingFun138 46-50, M 12 Responses Jun 11, 2015

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    bobtheblobby bobtheblobby 22-25 Jan 26

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    January 26 Its Australia Day

    and a public holiday dont you wish you were a aussie just because of cool chicks like me ?
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30 9 Responses Jan 25

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    tayylah tayylah 18-21, F 37 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    Went to woollies today,

    stopped by the servo, went to a pool party, had some snags on bread, lamingtons, fairy bread, Tim tams cheesecake and some pav and leant how to bowl in cricket. Pretty sure that's as Aussie as my day can get ;)
    Viviq66 Viviq66 22-25, F 12 Responses Jan 26

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    candywhite26 candywhite26 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    Welcome to Spring in Sydney,

    Australia where it's 34 degrees at 6:30pm. First outside dinner of the season...whole roasted scotch eye fillet on the BBQ ๐Ÿ˜‹
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 31 Responses Oct 5, 2015

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    Hello all Aussies..! How Australian is everyone.

    ..? I'm referring to heritage..:-)
    earthandstars earthandstars 41-45, F 13 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    You know summers close

    when you can't touch the steering wheel with your bare hands
    sillyduck28 sillyduck28 22-25, F 18 Responses Oct 6, 2015

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    Happy Australia Day fellow Aussies!

    I realise we have our faults and a ****** government policies, but seriously...we are truly the lucky country.
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 8 Responses Jan 25, 2015

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    Been here for over 25 years.

    ...love this city.
    melbdad melbdad 51-55, M Jan 30

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    MyNameIsNotZoie MyNameIsNotZoie 18-21, F 21 Responses Jul 12, 2014

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    To all of my fellow Aussies on Ep wether

    friends or not.... HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY
    Dryermaniac Dryermaniac 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 25

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    I Just Had to Share This........

    These are not my words, I received this today from someone else, but thought my aussie friends here would get a kick out of it...... These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 44 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    ryanmona ryanmona 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 21

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    scottie1974 scottie1974 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 25