An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch...
There is a road between my home and the clinic, where I work. It is a long, straight and has only a single lane each way. It's a fast road, with no traffic lights and has a 90 km speed limit. As you can imagine, one slow car ruins the show for everyone behind and on this day...
so shoot me. But, I certainly don't stand by Mark Latham's comments on her today.
What happened to her son was a tragedy for sure, and I am in no way trying to reduce that. But, I'm not entirely sure why she is the pin-up girl for violence against women. I am further...
don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future, no future for you
God, save the queen we mean it man
(God save window leen)
We love our queen, God saves
(God save human beings)
God, save the queen 'cause tourists are money
And our figure head is not what she seems
..Natalie Wood, who lay dead in her home for 8 years, not missed by a soul.
The account of her very lonely, austere life had me in tears and hit home a little, I guess.
Every life is of value.
You can read the article here http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/natalie-wood-the-woman...
coming down under to speak his message of "RETARDED'ness" and try and legalise rape? Ummmm wtf? Bahahahahahahaha this dude is fried XD
To hell with egg haha
I woke this morning to news that 2 innocent people caught up in yesterdays siege in a Sydney cafe had been fatally shot by the man who held them and many more hostage for 17 hours.
The floral tributes keep on coming to Martin Place, the building there, opposite the cafe, hosts...
When A Girl is quiet
millions of things are running in her mind.
When a Girl is not arguing,
She is thinking Deeply.
When a Girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a Girl answers "I AM FINE" after a few seconds,
We have a huge but harmless spider in Australia called a Huntsman. One summer when my daughter was a toddler, a large Huntsman took up residence in the cornice in our living room. We named her, "Sparkle." She coexisted with us happily in the house until one day she was gone...
and emigrated to Aussie. It certainly was the best move I every made. When I came to Australia I lived in Sydney first and then moved to Melbourne. Its hard to explain what it is about Aussie that I like , the weather is part of that reason for sure but there is a certain...
when you hear people complaining how it is in the northern hemisphere at the moment! One guy was saying it was hot and it was 23c!!! It's was 23c here yesterday and it's winter!! I don't know how they go when it's like 35c for like six months of the year! :)
stopped by the servo, went to a pool party, had some snags on bread, lamingtons, fairy bread, Tim tams cheesecake and some pav and leant how to bowl in cricket. Pretty sure that's as Aussie as my day can get ;)
These are not my words, I received this today from someone else, but thought my aussie friends here would get a kick out of it......
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a...