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I Am Baked

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    Wow, I Am Really Baked

    Mmmmmm.. just smoked a cigarette tube stuffed with cherry pipe tobacco and some sweet dope. I feel great !  I think I'm going to play some Civilization while I watch Conan.. Ahh, I sure love getting all baked. I think we should ban all anti-depressants and just grow some...
    FallaciesAppease FallaciesAppease 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    I would prefer to be baked and not fried please.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 5 Responses Feb 6, 2010

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