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I Am Bluffin With My Muffin

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    Its Super Funny.

    I do love the song. I do love Lady GaGa. shes super fun and out there unlike any other pop artist. I bought her CD and absolutely love it. ;)
    LoveLindseyMusic420 LoveLindseyMusic420 18-21, F Aug 24, 2009

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    Lady Gaga - Poker Face

    My kid is hooked on this song and I've heard 'I'M BLUFFIN' WITH MY MUFFIN'  more times than I care this day...   What does this phrase mean exactly? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d27Hj8Gg9o&feature=PlayList&p=F065523782700AAB&index=0&playnext=1...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry 46-50, F 32 Responses Apr 4, 2009

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    I am in love with a Mister James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes. (The Movie Version) Lol. Not too familiar with the comic book version, but the movie version is good enough for me. Well...
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    I work in a nursing home and I absolutely love it. I was hired there last August in 2014 and there I began taking classes to train as a nurses aid. When I began my classes I was...
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    spent 3 days with him on a hill station. We met couple of weeks ago in my city for an hour or so (through grindr) and just chatted a bit, liked each other. Later on phone, he asked...
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    I was listening to a podcast today. This guy did some research on how play time as a child or the lack thereof affected our brains. Essentially, lack of play time bred f'd up...
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    Just got my first stick shift car a few days ago, been wanting one since I was 15, now I'm 18 and finally got one! I'm still learning by myself for the main part had a couple show...
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    For many years I just do not know where to go ...everywhere I go I feel I'm rejected and persecuted and shunned by everyone .... I just do not know where to go ... At the moment I...
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    It would be nice to be able to erase some of the past like it never happened. Too many things have the ability to come back and mess with the present and the future.
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    I am following my heart and intuition. – Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. Live the life you want to live. Be the person you want to remember years...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Since 2013 I haven't been the most stable person. I'll feel happy and then I'll dive right into feeling sad and depressed. I'll get these intense feelings of self hatred and...
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    (Due to making experiences in the past about my friend with benefits, this resulted in countless men asking me "do you want a second fwb?". Just because I made an experience about...
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    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I definitely miss there eking of intimacy we experience with a special person.
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    Yesterday my bf came over to visit me and baby. I haven't seen him in almost two weeks! :(But he lives far and works two jobs now.He bought me a Subway sandwich,rubbed my belly and...
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    I don't get along withy mom. Because I have a boyfriend who is 26 years older than me and 3 years younger than her. She doesn't even give him a chance to prove that his intentions...
    selfiefreak14344 selfiefreak14344 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I have a 26 years older than me boyfriend. Both photographers, we get along so much. We argue sometimes but that's normal but never fights. He is not just my boyfriend, but he is...
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    Any kind of song with meaning is fine, just as long as it makes sense and each line goes with what the song is saying. You can even sing a song about writing a song or sing a song...
    Niran3 Niran3 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    She said I don't know if I've ever been good enough I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in And I don't know if I've ever been really loved By a hand that's...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Mar 18

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    I think I'm lieing to my self about my thoughts and feeling about mark First I tell my self I love him and want the with him. I told my self I would do anything for him. What does...
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    I am 22 year old female 5'4" 45kg/100lbs, I have barely A cup boobs, cellulite all over my bum and legs since I hit puberty , which is getting worse with my age , I haven't been...
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    A bar I go to they do underwear nights. I have often worn my singlet without underwear and get favorable responses
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    In a way! I've Ben doing really well for myself following my breakup....but sometimes I catch myself thinking about him and often his friends approach me and ask what happened...
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    I find it quite peaceful...not deal with others around me in my world, one in particular..I am with my self when am alone, fling of self and my mind relaxes for those moments...
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    Hello, I’m a guy in early 30s living in Switzerland. Looking for MOC with a sweet Indian girl who is up for great company, friendship, travelling, fitness. Write back if you want...
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