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I Am Bluffin With My Muffin

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    Its Super Funny.

    I do love the song. I do love Lady GaGa. shes super fun and out there unlike any other pop artist. I bought her CD and absolutely love it. ;)
    LoveLindseyMusic420 LoveLindseyMusic420 18-21, F Aug 24, 2009

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    Lady Gaga - Poker Face

    My kid is hooked on this song and I've heard 'I'M BLUFFIN' WITH MY MUFFIN'  more times than I care this day...   What does this phrase mean exactly? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d27Hj8Gg9o&feature=PlayList&p=F065523782700AAB&index=0&playnext=1...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry 46-50, F 32 Responses Apr 4, 2009

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    Tried on my shorts from last summer. Definitely a big muffin top!
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    Yes I do have a muffin top and would love for a guy to caress it when I'm wearing a short shirt.
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    I am naturally really curvy, therefore all fat I store goes straight to my hips causing me to have a huge muffin top. It's really unattractive and pokes out of literally any cloths...
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