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I Am Bluffin With My Muffin

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    Lady Gaga - Poker Face - My kid is hooked on this song and I've heard 'I'M BLUFFIN' WITH MY MUFFIN'  more times than I care this day...   What does this phrase mean...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry 46-50, F 34 Responses Apr 4, 2009

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    The ones with white icing and sprinkles are the best :)
    Iscribbletoomuch Iscribbletoomuch 16-17, M Apr 5

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    I would so love the challenge. I may not be a good leader with men of flesh and blood but with miniature wood/plastic forces, I can be a very deadly commander indeed. No arrogance...
    baseCharlie baseCharlie 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    You might wish to get the perfect stylish and designer men T -Shirts that would help you to look the best. For this strong steps have to be taken to ensure that you get hold of the...
    lahoward33 lahoward33 61-65, F 1 hr ago

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    Love is not just a verb it's one of the most complicated things ever! I just can't get over him, I miss how we used to talk from morning to night, night to morning, I miss...
    Neyagood Neyagood 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    When I was about 9 my female friend and I would be swimming in the pool. Usually at the end of our swim we would get in the shallow end and play with each others p'syies. We would...
    goldie24 goldie24 41-45, F 2 hrs ago

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    Im keep my profile on vacation so I don't have notifications sent to me but I still go on here well I haven't posted any thing on here since I was thinking of taking my own life...
    loveciel loveciel 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Girls with Dyed hair are more fashionable to me...
    8Maxcine8 8Maxcine8 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    So my boyfriend is in prison right. I got his letter today and he broke up with me. It was just so sudden & out of the blue. I dont know how to feel but right now i feel like i...
    Charlie794 Charlie794 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I am a college student and have been exposed to a lot of bad influences, I've met and hung around with these people and only live now to regret it. Luckily I had the mentality to...
    Life1sinteresting Life1sinteresting 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    It has been exactly 83 hours and 12 minutes with 298 800 seconds Since i seen the girl tht i love :c i cant wait for tomorrow
    SpiritualMe SpiritualMe 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    I will only surround myself with genuine people. I want positive influences and role models, especially for my son. I don't care if you ***** and gossip about me. I'm not a...
    GroundedButterfly81 GroundedButterfly81 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I am ashamed to admit it but I did have an affair with a married black man that I work with. It started off kinda slow with just blow jobs and stuff for about a month but...
    WanabeBuxom WanabeBuxom 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I am looking at connecting and chatting with other mums :)
    GroundedButterfly81 GroundedButterfly81 31-35, F Mar 18

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    When I was in college, I remember one rainy night very well. I had fallen in love with my best friend and something terrible had happened to her, and I told her she could stay in...
    DavidMetis DavidMetis 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I have a thing for men with facial hair. What about you?
    abbey04 abbey04 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    Whenever someone has a negative influence me I tend to slowly drift away. I don't like being around mean people that hurt me. I'm planning on moving out of my parents house when I...
    RainbowDalia RainbowDalia 18-21, F Mar 18

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    Tell me what I should stuff with!!! MAKE ME FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    rush95 rush95 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    I made a pact with an angel To take care of his demons. But when the time comes Will I take such a gift Will I handle it with care?
    PansProtege PansProtege 70+ Mar 18

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    I just broke up with my ex. I was alone in a different country from what I grew up? My parents are thousand miles away. We had been together almost 2 years, after I was with him, I...
    viv1984 viv1984 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    Yeah I pretty much am not smooth with the ladies but whatever
    Blackness247 Blackness247 18-21, M Mar 18

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    So ever since elementary school I’ve always felt mistreated and felt as if I didn’t belong. In kindergarten I would always get in trouble for talking during class, never get...
    dhirshah dhirshah 18-21, M Mar 18

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    Besides that though one thing happened that both helped me and ruined me. My little cousin. I met my little cousin around 4 years ago. He was the cutest little kid and he liked me...
    dhirshah dhirshah 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    I know it's important for transwomen to have their own community, I absolutely feel they should be understood and included as women, period. I think we would both be stronger for...
    Trisha60ts Trisha60ts 61-65, T Mar 18

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    You wish to get the best quality and branded pair of shoes for you, right? Well, it can be possible for you to get hold of the best online source that would help you to avail the...
    lahoward33 lahoward33 61-65, F Mar 18

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    My story is quite simple and probably pretty common: I'm in the middle between high school and college, and I have no idea of what to do with my life. I graduated, my grades...
    Matt200 Matt200 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I was in bed just now and lonely. I realized I have almost no friends that I can just talk to. I miss that connection with someone, being able to call/ text/ message them in the...
    ninjacakes ninjacakes 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    Without a word The mountains speak The song that all creation sings The painted skies The sun and stars The Heavens tell how great You are The Heavens tell how great You are How...
    Lisinda Lisinda 31-35, F Mar 18

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    The work i do with these kids is the only i enjoy as much as music.
    Sir82 Sir82 31-35, M Mar 18

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    Do you ever feel different? Im one of those people, I love guys although im a guy. Well, I've been love with this guy for 5 years, I already confess him about my feelings aaaaanndd...
    FlowPliw FlowPliw 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    So why don't you let me? I mean, I'm not planning on being with anyone but you.
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc 18-21 Mar 18

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    He pulls me in with his eyes and funny expressions. I can't help but laugh when he makes ridiculous jokes. When he utters my thoughts out loud, I feel the terror of admiring...
    Jesticles Jesticles 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    My FWB want to try having fun with a bi girl she really likes the idea & I'm cool but were to find someone & someone discreet ?
    tom1851 tom1851 46-50, M Mar 18

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    I have suffered from depression and excited that I remember, at least as far as back as first grade. I recently going out and was diagnosed by a psychiatrist with AVPD. I am...
    AnAvoidant AnAvoidant 31-35, M Mar 18

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    Okay so yesterday was horrible. My best friend was in the corridor alone and he (my teacher) walked up behind her and playfully kicked the back of her foot. When she turned around...
    dontstandsoclosetome1 dontstandsoclosetome1 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    This is a story of a woman who's been in a relationship for 19 years. Eleni reveals how she found out her husband had an affair, what impact did that have on her and how she...
    mariannashow mariannashow 31-35, F Mar 18

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    I have written on here once before, about a comment my husband had made awhile ago about our marriage. Now, within a short week, everything has completely crumbled. First let me...
    mbackman678 mbackman678 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 18

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    True story. I was raised in strict Catholic household. The only talk about the birds and the bees I ever received from my mother was the usual, "act like a lady" comment before I...
    lightblueeyes lightblueeyes 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    It's hard to meet nice people, by that I mean people with good character. Maybe that is why I have developed such strange interests and desires. I often think about whether it...
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    I guess I was more in love with a certain person more than he was with me. I guess I was a convenience for him. I found out today he was a new girl. I know it shouldn't bother me...
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    I am in love with my ex fiancee. we broke up back in 2012 and 3 months later he is married with a baby on the way. and now that we have both moved back to the same area and town he...
    hisbutterfly89 hisbutterfly89 22-25, F Mar 18

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    So It's still not love. But I definitely like this guy. And he likes me too. I think we both find fun in sneaking around. Last Friday we sat outside my house and talked for two...
    OldStuckInYoung OldStuckInYoung 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    Well now that i had been hardly betrayed by someone i thought i knew for almost three years, i wonder if i will be able to trust a man that much again. I have some chats in this...
    flyingviking flyingviking 36-40, F 7 Responses Mar 18

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    I am still waiting on my court appearance but dealing with what I have done is becoming more and more bearable each day. I have learned to forgive myself for the mistake I made and...
    anonymously3737 anonymously3737 22-25, F Mar 18

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    We met when we was a sophomore at High School, and now we're both a junior. We've been doing this for months. He was my first kiss. We didn't have sex, both of us decided that we...
    kidrauhl101 kidrauhl101 13-15, M Mar 18

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    So it started 8 years ago and back then it did not end well. I was with somebody, he was with somebody, and we were both too young and stupid to take what was right in front of us...
    singlemom85 singlemom85 26-30, F Mar 18

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    My son is 5 yrs old and was born with bladder exstrophy and epispadias. He will be having Bladder Augmentation, Bladder Neck Reconstruction, and Appendicovestocotomy surgeries...
    ryodavo ryodavo 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    I'd be happy to share you my success story. I am in a relationship with a sweet guy, Larry 43 (I'm 35) who I met 3 years ago on agegapmatch.com. I sent him away at first --because...
    Victor1978 Victor1978 31-35, F Mar 19

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    I didn't think I'd let it get that far cuss of what happened with my ex and with me wanting to wait till after i was finished with school.not only was he my crush but he's also my...
    CountryGirlinHell CountryGirlinHell 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 19