when this girl decided it was the best time to give me a lap dance! so of course I tried to ignore it but her *** was really soft and it was starting to annoy me so i Said something soo rude...i said "***** get yo butterfly panties *** off me, im tryna eat ya jack *** got sit...
so bored!!! Really Wish I had a soccer ball ⚽ right now so I can go kick it around outside in the field. Damn, those stuck up b.i.t.c.h.e.s & c.u.n.t.s didn't have enough patience 👊to wait for me. Oh well, tomorrow is another day to go swimming 😌
Squarepants F.U.N song ;D
F is for Friends who do stuff together
U is for yoU and me
N is for aNywhere aNytime at all down here in the deep blue sea
F is for Fire the burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium
N is for No survivors!!!
Hope you enjoyed my melody! If not then...
dock fishing and she came out of the water the lady of any mans dream and she gave me a kiss and i mistoke it as a kiss of love but it was a kiss of death ahe grabbed me in the water and held me tight as i drowned not letting go till my lungs were fully drowned.
so i will share a story. i was walking down a dirt road and i seen some dead deer. it looked like it was hit rather recent. still alive and twitching. it looked like it was in allot of pain. so i walked up to it and it started to move but could not get vary far. two of its legs...