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    Kitchener, Ontario born

    and raised. if you near by and wanna chat Hmu!!! all ages welcome.
    all4fun420 all4fun420
    31-35, M
    Feb 25

    I live on the west coast of Canada

    and the weather and scenery is grand. I do not know why I did not move here sooner. Looking to get a boat so I can enjoy the coast and inlets. The mountains have always held a great pleasure fro me as I live to be in them and the sunsets are sometime to behold...
    mountainman1234 mountainman1234
    66-70, M
    3 Responses Sep 7, 2015

    It is -30 degrees Celsius out.

    Who's brilliant idea was it to put a country here? I mean, it's not like Russia, where you want German and French invaders to freeze their balls off occupying the place. When the French traded all of Canada for a small Caribbean island, they had the right idea. Why couldn't...
    Woody6 Woody6
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Feb 15
    happyfatty happyfatty
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Jul 1, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 2
    manicbombart manicbombart
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 1

    My grandfather on my Moms side (whom I've never

    met) was born and raised in Winnipeg, Canada. I've always heard that Canada is beautiful and want to go there some day. I'm proud to be part Canadian :-)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 16

    R.I.P. officers in Moncton.

    Hopefully there will be a quick resolution to this nightmare so the city can get back to normal.
    Wilbury Wilbury
    46-50, M
    7 Responses Jun 5, 2014

    Born and bred. My family is originally from the

    Rock, so I guess I'm a newfie, but ever since I was 2 I have lived in Ontario. I know most people are proud of their own heritage and the country they come from and of course there are so many amazing places in the world, but really I think Canada is one of the very best...
    ClaudNine ClaudNine
    22-25, F
    13 Responses May 2, 2014

    One more sleep,before it is finally the day we

    canucks have all been waiting for. It's why we have our propane tanks filled to the brim,and steaks marinading over night. The beer is chillin' and everyting is coming up red and white. It's time once again to salute not only our homeland,but the cherrished national symbol,the...
    diggler diggler
    41-45, M
    11 Responses Jun 30, 2014
    lolitaho lolitaho
    18-21, F
    13 Responses Nov 26, 2014

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

    Have a great weekend
    MachineMessiah MachineMessiah
    51-55, M
    11 Responses Oct 9, 2015

    Ok - Blame Canada for this one 😳 From The

    Globe and Mail: Canadian researcher proposes new way to shut down Netflix β€˜content tourists’ http://www.theglobeandmail.com/technology/canadian-researcher-proposes-new-way-to-shut-down-netflix-content-tourists/article28640224/?utm_source=Shared+Article+Sent+to+User...
    Liminalghost Liminalghost
    41-45, M
    Feb 10
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    38 Responses Apr 14, 2015

    Oh Canada! I actually don't like maple syrup.

    I've never ridden a polar bear before I don't live in an igloo My city has weather mood swings and it snows in April
    nevergoingtousethis nevergoingtousethis
    16-17, F
    8 Responses Apr 16
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Mar 7

    Eh?

    I am 100% canadian! Born and raised here! :D And I am very proud!
    HakunaMatata33 HakunaMatata33
    18-21, F
    58 Responses Oct 8, 2013

    Well, the good news is it is warmer today.

    The bad news? It's white on white out there. I dream of a white beach on brilliant blue waters, populated with beautiful light brown bodies, laughing and frolicking and splashing. The blizzard of here and the white-out of now represent a karmic exile.
    Woody6 Woody6
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Feb 16
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Jan 17

    my mother is canadian

    and my dad is greek. my mum is from kingston but her family lives in vancouver... im really excited bc we are going to visit them, maybe on april:))
    mommyJess mommyJess
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the

    crosses, row on row, That mark our place: and in the sky The larks still bravely singing fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the dead: Short days ago, We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved: and now we lie In Flanders fields! Take up our quarrel...
    yungperrier yungperrier
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Nov 11, 2015

    i hate the fact i cant say no in my own city

    without someone twisting it and making me out to be a liar. i hate the fact because of the lie i cant ask for help without having someone expect sex, sexual favours or even nudes just for a meal. i hate the fact cops would rather listen to an abusive ****** lies rather than the...
    christyparks4200 christyparks4200
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 25

    Canadian, Eh?

    When I lived overseas, I remember people asking me on a daily basis, 'where are you from?'. I always proudly answered 'Canada" to which they would ask 'So you live in an igloo and wear parkas?' SERIOUSLY??? I am always astonished at how little people from other countries know...
    wickedties wickedties
    41-45, F
    22 Responses Aug 19, 2010

    Any other prisoners of Ottawa on EP?

    What do you do for fun?
    Woody6 Woody6
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Feb 18

    Finally watched the breaking bad finally tonight

    and I was thinking.. If Breaking Bad was based in Canada it would have been over after episode 1.. Health care would have solved this whole issue
    ToddToronto ToddToronto
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Dec 27, 2015
    triggerwarning triggerwarning
    26-30, M
    Jan 19

    And it seems like everyone other Lesbian out

    there is on the other side of the planet (which is okay) but l would love to make that special connection with someone a little closer too ;)
    Poodlelez Poodlelez
    26-30, F
    Jan 30

    I ordered 2 pizza slices

    and they brought me 2 hot dogs. But I'm like"cool hot dogs" lo!.
    Airguitarist Airguitarist
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Feb 20

    "Oh Canada, we stand on guard

    for thee." I am Canadian, I was born here and I have lived here all my life. Canada is an amazing Country, not just in my estimation but many others worldwide and we represent a model many other Countries would like to emulate. For years Canada has been a leader in global...
    ClaudNine ClaudNine
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Oct 23, 2014

    Happy Canada Day folks.

    ..have a great day!
    nahright09 nahright09
    36-40, M
    7 Responses Jul 1, 2015

    I love being Canadian,

    I don't find it offensive when people say we live in igloos, say "eh" a lot, ext, lol. I think it's hilarious:)
    Purplesloths Purplesloths
    18-21, F
    14 Responses May 27, 2014

    Australian Definition of a Canadian

    My niece in Australia sent me this.  I love this definition of a Canadian, and want to share it here with you:   "You probably missed it in the local news, but there was a report that someone in Pakistan had advertised in a newspaper an offer of a reward to...
    NANSELTAR NANSELTAR
    61-65, F
    22 Responses Jun 28, 2009
    kaatte kaatte
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Jul 17, 2014

    🍁🍁🍁🍁Today is our day to celebrate

    our amazing country. It's a young country at 148 years old but a mature country.... often the voice of reason on the world stage.   We are a mosaic... embracing.... celebrating countries and cultures from all over the world. Yet we do have a distinctive one of our own.Here...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Jul 1, 2015

    Pretty proud to be Canadian.

    In my opinion, Canada is the best country in the world! Sorry if you disagree
    TomC93 TomC93
    22-25, M
    7 Responses Jan 27

    "Long may it wave and grace,

    our own blue skies and stormy weather.Within my heart, above my home, the maple leaf forever."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0q5SZrw5wU&feature=player_embeddedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oqX4GNMUw8QHappy Canada Day
    diggler diggler
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Jun 30, 2015

    I'm An Alberta Girl

    Come on now...you've heard of Alberta girls, right??? Good timing, fun loving, cowboy riding, truck driving, hammer swinging....we cover it all....
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll
    46-50, F
    38 Responses Jan 18, 2012
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Feb 24

    Here is a test for my non Canadian friends.

    How much of the following paragraph, full of Canadianisms, do yo understand?" β€œI’m going to collect the loonies and toonies out of my knapsack and head to the Beer Store for a two-four. On my way back, I’ll pick us up a double-double and some Timbits, then we can have...
    hippiechick333 hippiechick333
    46-50, F
    21 Responses May 25, 2014

    Oh Canada, I have always been proud of my

    country, we have great landscapes, great people and most of all, Great Pride in who we are. Even when I worked outside the country, everytime I heard our anthem, saw our flag or had someone ask me about this country, I felt proud to stand and uphold our values freedoms and...
    Quimliqer Quimliqer
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 2

    Who likes the gas prices,

    I do, I still have a fulltime job, and paying 30 dollars less to fill my tank, win win
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 10

    No, but my 1st years were in Montreal

    as a kid and still remember the bitter cold... So.California since and forever πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸ½ πŸ„πŸŠπŸΌπŸŒžπŸŒ΄β›΅οΈπŸš²
    S2dio54 S2dio54
    51-55, M
    Mar 4
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Oct 11, 2015

    EP Is depressing. Like what do u

    even do on here. Everyone is the same...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 21, 2015
    neveragoodusername neveragoodusername
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jul 1, 2015
    TheSongPlaysWithin TheSongPlaysWithin
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    I am a proud Canadian!

    any else from Canada?
    thefandomthief thefandomthief
    13-15, M
    28 Responses Jul 2, 2014

    Happy Canada Day!!!!!

    From the pacific to the Atlantic and everyone in between :)
    Tico72 Tico72
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    13 Responses Feb 8
    SpecialED1256 SpecialED1256
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jan 16

    The family looks good.

    When they leave. Whew. Back to normal
    Airguitarist Airguitarist
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 26, 2015

    I am not angry the barbarians are at the gate.

    I am sad that there are barbarians and we need a gate.
    JackisMe JackisMe
    41-45, M
    10 Responses Oct 22, 2014

    Only a Canadian will understand: Hold my

    Timmie's and watch this!
    4eversmiles 4eversmiles
    41-45, F
    18 Responses Feb 6, 2015

    Comes from my dad's mom.

    Clashes with her husband, who transferred from Greece to go to college in Canada. A grandma from the cold and a grandpa from the warmth, from places with the nicest people and the well known philosophers. Team Canada, Something about a maple leaf
    JoRoMa JoRoMa
    18-21, T
    2 Responses Feb 24

    YAY Justin Trudeau is our new Prime Minister!

    !! :D It was about time for a change :)
    CookieM0nsterr CookieM0nsterr
    18-21, F
    15 Responses Oct 19, 2015
    MrSquishy MrSquishy
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Mar 9
    JoRoMa JoRoMa
    18-21, T
    3 Responses Mar 13

    and I swim in icy cold water I was in the Royal

    Canadian Air Cadets in my teenswe have NHL hockey like the Americans but unlike the Americans we do not bring out our army during the play off games. If our military men and women want to go to a hockey game they go as civilians and do not bring their their firearms. For the...
    Canuck86 Canuck86
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 8

    Ok so My dad has been collecting data

    for weeks now about how wrong Environment Canada has been with their seven day forecasts. And once he gets enough data he's going to send a nasty letter to them. Greaaaaaaaat. Lol.
    Maikoo Maikoo
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Feb 19
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