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    There's this coworker at my job

    who despises Canada although he lives in Canada (that moron)... He says that Canada is like a spoiled brat who hides cowardly behind America (US) when troubles happen. He says Canada steals from some many people yet he lives in a province belonging to Canada and gets the same...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 7

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    Yesterday I was upset

    because it was Canada Day and people don't get the truth
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 2

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    Born in Windsor, ON. Spent 10 years there;

    moved to Detroit, MI and spent a few years there. Now I'm in the South.
    Logikal Logikal 31-35, M 6 Responses Aug 10

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    To my Canadian friends!

    May the maple syrup run free, the blue jays sing a pleasant song, the fireworks be bright, and the poutine be delicious! Happy Canada Day from us Aussies! :) And remind America how Canada invented basketball and French fries! :)
    HavingFun138 HavingFun138 46-50, M 8 Responses Jul 1

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    Only a Canadian will understand: Hold my

    Timmie's and watch this!
    4eversmiles 4eversmiles 41-45, F 22 Responses Feb 6

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    I'm An Alberta Girl

    Come on now...you've heard of Alberta girls, right??? Good timing, fun loving, cowboy riding, truck driving, hammer swinging....we cover it all....
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll 46-50, F 45 Responses Jan 18, 2012

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    To my Canadian brothers

    and sisters Happy Canada Day, have a great day tomorrow and be thankful we live in the greatest country on the planet.
    JohnSpartan JohnSpartan 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    I am a proud Canadian!

    any else from Canada?
    thefandomthief thefandomthief 13-15, M 31 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    Canadian, Eh?

    When I lived overseas, I remember people asking me on a daily basis, 'where are you from?'. I always proudly answered 'Canada" to which they would ask 'So you live in an igloo and wear parkas?' SERIOUSLY??? I am always astonished at how little people from other countries know...
    wickedties wickedties 41-45, F 25 Responses Aug 19, 2010

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    I like Canadians, your accents make me laugh

    (in a good way, just find it amusing :)) and you're all very friendly too. I'm British. Love Canada :).
    stephanie29 stephanie29 31-35, F 19 Responses Jul 14

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    Here is a test for my non Canadian friends.

    How much of the following paragraph, full of Canadianisms, do yo understand?" “I’m going to collect the loonies and toonies out of my knapsack and head to the Beer Store for a two-four. On my way back, I’ll pick us up a double-double and some Timbits, then we can have...
    hippiechick333 hippiechick333 46-50, F 24 Responses May 25, 2014

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    So I've been researching on this trip i'm

    planning to Canada. It seems like I'll need to stack up atleast $2500.00 US to visit Canada this New Years. It's for a 9 night stay there. I'm gonna make it happen! See you at the end of the year Canada!
    JustAnotherRastaSoul JustAnotherRastaSoul 22-25, M 8 Responses Aug 15

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    happyfatty happyfatty 46-50, F 12 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    lolitaho lolitaho 18-21, F 16 Responses Nov 26, 2014

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    HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!! To all Canadians around

    the world, from right here in the capital :) Rain or shine, time to celebrate!!
    neveragoodusername neveragoodusername 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    A bit more Canadian humor in honor of Canada

    Day... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZcwnO794k
    Cherbelle Cherbelle 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    Born and raised. Yes,

    I am very polite to strangers, no I do not live in an igloo. I do love my maple syrup though :P. Canada is awesome. it's big and beautiful and welcomes immagrints with open arms.
    CreativeKitty CreativeKitty 18-21, F 15 Responses Jul 29

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    Any women in Toronto

    or the surrounding area into Omorashi and pee desperation/wetting? Interested in connecting with a woman who genuinely enjoys the painful pleasure of sexual play while she has to pee very badly. A woman who loves the challenge of holding it and is turned on by a partner who...
    2se7en 2se7en 31-35, M Aug 19

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    I would like to move out of the country

    and to either Queensland or France.
    StudCanadian StudCanadian 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Only half Canadian on my mother's side.

    Thanks to Mom's heritage I'd rather have real maple syrup than Mrs. Butterworth. Grandma also taught me the vinegar is really good on fries, especially if you're on a low sodium diet. Once in a while when Mom and Grandma have a conversation their old accents break through. It...
    GraceJediHeart GraceJediHeart 26-30, F 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    daydreamer52 daydreamer52 18-21, F 14 Responses Aug 6

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    You're Canadian if:You know how to pronounce

    and spell Saskatchewan without blinkingYou put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow aroundYou know what a tuque (toque?) isYou are excited whenever an American television show mentions CanadaYou make a mental note to talk about it at work the next...
    sunnycaramelo sunnycaramelo 46-50, F 11 Responses Aug 2

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    I'm really not. I just love Canadians

    and Canada. Infatuated with Canada. I love snow. Sigh, I need to make me some Canadian friends. I plan on visiting somewhere in Canada this year. I've been putting it off for too long now. You Canadians are awesome. One love.
    JustAnotherRastaSoul JustAnotherRastaSoul 22-25, M 8 Responses Jul 20

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    R.I.P. officers in Moncton.

    Hopefully there will be a quick resolution to this nightmare so the city can get back to normal.
    Wilbury Wilbury 46-50, M 7 Responses Jun 5, 2014

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    kaatte kaatte 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    Canadian Law Enforcement Warrior!

    #fiercemounty #canadaday
    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M Jul 1

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    October 15 is election time in Canada.

    The problem is the first pass the post electoral system. We are a country of Green, NDP, Bloc, Liberal and the progressive conservatives. Yet PCs get in because Canadian will not get out and vote. The Harpers PCs are being removed on criminal charges. Harper is trying to remove...
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Jul 9

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    Bagged milk is normal

    for us, we love Tim Horton's, hockey is a big thing for many of us, and we used to have a commercial that made us believe that tiny hippos were an actual thing
    benwyatt benwyatt 22-25, M 5 Responses Jul 18

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    I have been many places around the globe.

    Every time I return home, I am so much more appreciative of how free, progressive and tolerant Canada is. I am so glad I was born here. And I am so glad I am able to appreciate it.
    ryleechristine ryleechristine 22-25, F 8 Responses Nov 16, 2014

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    I'm in Calgary and just started EP today.

    it would be nice to meet people on here with similar experiences in the area. I had to recently leave my group of friends due to a life change so I'm basically pushing the reset button on friendships.
    shadyshadow shadyshadow 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    Anybody remember Bobby Gimby?

    I remember 48 years ago my little town opened its first and only centennial swimming pool to his song. Ten years later a pretty young lady from a far away city was hired on to lifeguard that pool. Within the year she became my Dear Wife.
    HippyJoe HippyJoe 56-60, M Jul 1

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    Our nation's capital,

    mere hours away, was the scene of violence today. I was working in Michigan on 9/11, and all I could think of was getting back home to where things like this didn't happen. Sadly, as a country envied by a lot of the world, we have joined the ranks where this occurs. Fear is...
    cdndave77 cdndave77 46-50, M 5 Responses Oct 22, 2014

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    Happy Canada Day folks.

    ..have a great day!
    nahright09 nahright09 36-40, M 10 Responses Jul 1

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    Just walked out on my deck.

    Nice and cool. The air smells of the ocean. It is peaceful. The neighbours rooster is doing his thing. Seagulls are crying. The hummingbirds are at the feeder. I have my coffee, everyone else is still asleep. I am a lucky man!!
    grandpaj grandpaj 61-65, M 2 Responses Aug 20

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    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M Jul 1

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    Australian Definition of a Canadian

    My niece in Australia sent me this.  I love this definition of a Canadian, and want to share it here with you:   "You probably missed it in the local news, but there was a report that someone in Pakistan had advertised in a newspaper an offer of a reward to...
    NANSELTAR NANSELTAR 61-65, F 24 Responses Jun 28, 2009

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    I just wrote a story about how multicultural

    we are, which is something we celebrate, and then I see this commercial.Lol...we are way too cool.... 🍁🍁🍁
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 8 Responses Jul 1

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    Happy Canada Day

    🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦
    HockeyManiac2347 HockeyManiac2347 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    neveragoodusername neveragoodusername 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 1

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    Eh?

    I am 100% canadian! Born and raised here! :D And I am very proud!
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 61 Responses Oct 8, 2013

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    "Oh Canada, we stand on guard

    for thee." I am Canadian, I was born here and I have lived here all my life. Canada is an amazing Country, not just in my estimation but many others worldwide and we represent a model many other Countries would like to emulate. For years Canada has been a leader in global...
    ClaudNine ClaudNine 22-25, F 14 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    IM A PROUD CANADIAN!!

    !! where's my other fellow Canadians?
    ashleysokolik ashleysokolik 13-15, F 10 Responses Aug 8, 2014

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    Happy Canada Day!!!!!

    From the pacific to the Atlantic and everyone in between :)
    Tico72 Tico72 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    StudCanadian StudCanadian 16-17, M Jul 29

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    So blessed to be Canadian!

    ! Wishing all of my fellow Canadian friends an amazing Canada Day!!! Wear your red and white loud and proud today!!! :)
    justsmile14 justsmile14 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 1

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