I Am Childish At Times

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    Banana report #12 This will be the last Banana

    report on EP. This site is closing down soon, so I may not be able to post anymore of these even if I do deploy anymore banana infantry or watermelon tanks. But my Geometry teacher has changed for the better, my History teacher spotted me on my second attempt, and my English...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 27

    mostly with my friend xD

    because its funny when she gets angry!
    JJsFate JJsFate
    22-25, M
    Dec 7, 2014

    Banana report: #8 When I got to my Geometry

    teacher's room during passing period I waited outside with a group of friends. He came out and walked me down the hall. He didn't seem angry or anything. He didn't even yell. He just said he'll give me a last chance to confess. I told him that I was the brilliant and freedom...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 3

    Banana report: #6 I think my Geometry teacher

    is onto me. When I was walking into class today he grabbed me by my backpack and asked if I had anything I wanted to tell him. I played dumb and looked confused. He said "I got my eye on you" in a somewhat joking manner and I just said "is it because I don't do my homework?" So...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Feb 1

    Banana report: #5 I did not place any bananas

    today. But my Geometry teacher did find the bananas I placed Friday and yesterday. Today at the beginning of class he complained about where he found them. He got suspicious of two students, but he he had absolutely no evidence of anything. The funny things is, I am the very...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    7 Responses Jan 26

    Banana report: #11 There were no bananas in

    the cafeteria yesterday, so nothing could be done due to the lack of reinforcements. But there were more today. I put one banana on my English teacher's desk. He just ate it. He said something about it while talking with a student and confessed that he ate it. Someone asked...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    Feb 9

    Banana report: #10 There was no direct

    confrontation with the Communist Bloc. The Geometry teacher acted cheerful which I found kina odd. It looks like we may have achieved our goal. The situation with the Red Menace is only a cease fire. There will never be peace. I am working on getting other people to deploy...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 5

    Banana report: #1 These past two days I have

    been getting a good number of Bananas from the cafeteria at school. I would put the Bananas in my backpack when I got to my table instead of eating them. Yesterday, when my Geometry teacher stepped out of the room during passing period I put a Banana on his desk. After the bell...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    8 Responses Jan 20

    Banana report: #4 Since it's the beginning of

    a new week the banana count is back to one for each target. My English teacher is a secondary target for this week, my Geometry is a high risk and primary target for this week. I put one banana on my English teacher's computer and he ate it without saying anything about. I...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 25

    Guy 1: "You got something in mail.

    " Guy 2: "What did I get?" Guy 1: "Deez nuts. HA, GOT HIM, HAHAHA GOT HIM." I still find that vine funny.
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 30, 2015

    I'm childish all the time actually especially

    when I'm at Disneyland I like my face painted and getting toys . I guess I miss being a child . I love chuckie cheeses, I love balloons, I still get excited watching cartoons and kid shows, I love toys lol.
    ashley254 ashley254
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 4

    Banana report: #9 Not much happened today.

    No bananas were deployed. My Geometry teacher got mad again today. If he acts up tomorrow I will talk with other students from his earlier classes about deploying freedom bananas to fight the Communism in the classroom. We will free the hell out of him if we have too. Also...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Feb 4

    Your wife is in the hospital,

    she's allergic to deez nutz.
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Apr 30, 2015

    Usually when I'm quite bored!

    I took my small water gun to the mall and went up to the second floor and sprayed water down at people in the first floor. They looked so confused wondering where it came from. It's too funny!
    Amindlost Amindlost
    22-25, F
    3 Responses May 6, 2015

    I went out and got cotton candy

    and a helium balloon yesterday! Regretful? NOT!
    ScarletCarnation ScarletCarnation
    13-15, F
    Oct 19, 2014

    When I'm alone watching a movie

    and a sex scene comes on I still cover my eyes.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 22, 2014

    Banana report: #2 I launched another Banana

    attack today. Unfortunately the teacher was guarding his desk so it didn't go as planned. A friend of mine dropped one in the recycling bin on the way out. I wonder what he'll say tomorrow about it. He probably won't be too happy. He might end up finding more Bananas tomorrow as...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jan 21

    Banana report: #7 This may

    or may not be the last banana report. My friend planted a banana on our Geometry teacher's desk today. He just took it off and threw it away as soon as he saw it. I put one in his filing cabinet. He still hasn't found the banana I put in there last week. It's probably rotting...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Feb 2

    Banana report: #3 I put 2 Bananas on my U.

    S. History teacher's desk today. When I walked in right after lunch I the room was empty. I heard his voice coming up the stairs. I hurried and put the Bananas on his desk. But he came into the classroom as soon as I came out. After passing period I went back to his class. After...
    moose73630 moose73630
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Jan 22

    I have a silly and childish sense of humour,

    it comes in very handy when I'm with my grandchildren as we end up giggling together .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 19
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