Post

I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 370 People

    I Could Never Be A Waitress...

    because 98.9% of meals would end up on the floor. I have slippery hands..if hands can indeed be slippery. Once I slipped on sand...um but thats another story.
    unforsakenroad unforsakenroad 26-30, F Apr 28, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Unless..

    I get hurt then it's not funny..But I laugh it off anyway.
    MollyxxEloise MollyxxEloise 18-21, F Dec 10, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    So Clumsy

    I am constantly walking into objects. I go to exit a room and my shoulder hits the doorframe. I'm walking in a store and I'll walk right into a display rack. The funniest/worst/best depending how u view it was that i use to have a classroom full of kids and I was forever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 5, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Over The Weekend, At Soccer...

    i went to kick the ball, did so, extremely well, cleared it right up the other end of the park, went to then run to chase it, stood on my own foot and stacked it, so hard my knees got bruised and bled and my hands got grazed and i was very sore afterwards, this is the...
    ElectroGirlie ElectroGirlie 22-25, F May 2, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The Day I Fell Out Of The Tree House As An Adult !

    a few years back . i was building a tree house . took a break . grabbed a 12 pack of beer and went back up in the tree house *still sitting in the floor of the tree house . i went to spinning my baseball cap with my finger when all of a sudden the cap went spinning across to a...
    dylanxmichael dylanxmichael 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    And I Get Hurt In the Most Unusual Ways...

    I am extremely clumsy. If there is even the most remote possiblity of tripping, falling, or hurting myself in any way, shape, or form then I will. I get hurt in the most unusual ways too. I almost broke my nose by running into a bookcase the other day. lol Don't ask...
    whatsername23 whatsername23 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 26, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    In Order To Be Irreplaceable One Must Always Be Different. (Coco Chanel)

    I think it's safe to say that I am an odd ball. The other night, I received a text message from the guy I'm seeing and he asked if I wanted to meet up. I responded saying of course and he came by my house with his car and we drove to a park nearby his house. It was late at night...
    gigglysass gigglysass 18-21, F Jun 29, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Everytime I fall I laugh instantly,

    I know it's weird but everyone's a little weird so it's all good. Hahaha :)
    Faiithh Faiithh 16-17, F Aug 12

    Your Response

    Cancel

    It Was Either Me Or Oppie ...Oppie Went Down

    Yes I tend to fall , and trip ... good lord it has made for some embarrassing moments to say the least . Add to the fact I am forever wearing stillettos ... to add to my small stature and well ... clumsy to the power of 10!! One time in particular .. it happened a couple of...
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 26 Responses Apr 21, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Once upon a time my friends

    and I were eating outside at school and bee came out of nowhere. And of course I decided to wear a flower in my hair that day and it followed me as I ran away. I felt it touch my ear and I freaked out then I tripped over my feet. Next thing I know I'm on the ground hunched over...
    deldel22 deldel22 13-15, F Jun 21

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Tried To Leave While My Boat Was Still Tied Up

    I drive deck boats in south Louisiana. Early one morning I'm preparing to leave the dock. It's a usual morning and this dock is packed with boats in the am. Once the crew is onboard, I cast off the lines in the front and rear of the vessel. I crank up and put her in reverse. We...
    tigershrimp87 tigershrimp87 26-30, M Aug 15, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Still Funny

    about ten years ago i was working in a group home and i was helping this guy shower. i lost my balance and started to fall so i instinctively reached out and grabbed the shower curtain. it wrapped around me like a cape and i landed between the toilet and the wall in this tiny...
    deadlycupcake deadlycupcake 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 18, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My worst enemies are literally stairs

    and doors. I sometimes walk into doors, and I fall down stairs. A lot. I don't really get hurt, aside from the occasional face bruise. Aside from doors and stairs, I also walk into random things when I'm not paying attention. I get bruises and scratches all the time, and while I...
    AsperGirl AsperGirl 16-17, F Feb 6

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Ker-splash!

    In the interest of good hydration (sing with me now, Oooooh, good hydratioooooooooooooooooon!) I almost always have a large plastic tumbler of water close at hand. Yes, y'all can see where this is going.I've knocked it over before, but never when it was more than a quarter full...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Jan 14, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My Band-aid

      I bump into a a brick wall You come to soothe the bruise. I hit my head on a piece of wood You come to rub the forming lump. I trip while walking You come to keep me steady. I fall into a hole You come to raise me up. I shatter into pieces You come...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 34 Responses Apr 17, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am Clumsy And I Think It's Hilarious...

    sometimes. It can be hilarious and I do laugh at myself about it because it is just so awful and ridiculous. I don't even know how I hurt myself sometimes, I just find bruises or there will  just be blood and I have no idea where it is coming from, that happens all the time...
    MyLucidDream MyLucidDream 70+ Nov 5, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Well I was running into the laundry room today,

    tripped over air and slid across the laundry room floor and ran into the dryer. My mom couldn't stop laughing.
    LilNeko LilNeko 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

    Your Response

    Cancel

    It's absolutely hilarious

    when you fall over all the time. Whether it's off you're bed or with a group of friends. And it's all fun and games until you fall in a ditch next to the road while walking with the guy your seeing and his best friend and completely embarrass and make an *** of yourself. Oh, and...
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 16-17, M Feb 4

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Clumsy...me? Yesss!!.........

    i am super clumsy!!i hurt myself just getting into bed.i constantly walk into everythig,i cant just walk through an open door,i always wind up hitting the frame with my shoulder or elbow.im always stubbing my toes.i slip over on nothing,i jam my fingers all the time.i recently...
    sniperblue sniperblue 26-30, F 14 Responses Jul 7, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am!

    I constantly am so clumsy! I fall and bump into things a lot........ I drop things all the time...... On Friday, I was in a meeting and I dropped a glass of water....... That time, I was really clumsy...but that time, I know why. I was sitting and holding the glass and...
    stigmafree stigmafree 31-35 Apr 17, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Why Cant People Walk Straight

    I bump into people so often..... its so annoying and embarassing. My friends say that I never look around or I step back and not look behind. ..... Why cant people just walk straight. It will solve the problem!    
    shemmy shemmy 22-25 1 Response May 11, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    No Point Crying Over Spilt Milk...

    Which to be honest, I tend to do A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which funnily enough is also why I use plastic cups as often as I can HEHEHEHE
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Feb 1, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Whee!!!

    I find it funny when it happens, most of the time. But sometimes I have to wait a few hours to find it funny, either because I'm still embarrassed or hurting still. But, if I don't hurt myself too bad and am around good friends, it's funny on the spot! XD
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 26, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Clumsy All The Way!

    All The Freakin' Time !! Like mexing up words , and even letters in words .. Opening doors , the car door , any doors !.. always forgetting .. and laughing at myself .. I do think it's really funny , even though I might have been made some people ...
    StableRedGun StableRedGun 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Autism Spectrum, And The Hilarity Of Not Knowing Where Your Body Is.

    I amaze friends and family by walking into walls, trying to walk through open doorways, miss-judging where I am, and hitting the door frame with my shoulder.When people are moving around, I find a nice safe corner of I know someone or something is going to be going for a spill.I...
    DarknessCalls DarknessCalls 41-45, T 2 Responses May 27, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Once i was walking in the hallway

    and one of my friends goes "Whats that on your pants?!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and i tripped on the side of the door. and she goes "i was just joking" (while laughing) While we were both laughing i tripped again and hit my head on the side of the wall...
    bellanicoleluv bellanicoleluv 13-15, F Jul 2

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Basketball Band

    I was in the pep band, or "Basketball band" as people would say. We usually sat on the top of the stands, which were separated from the lower level by stairs. During half time we were usually allowed to go and get refreshements and whatnot. Well, during one half time, the whole...
    Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982 26-30, F Sep 15, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    ...and I Used To Work With Knives. Xd

    I used to work as a cook/waitress. I lost count of how many times I cut/burnt myself or simply tripped over (only once with food, of which I did not spill a drop!) They used to joke if they wrote down everytime I hurt myself there'd be no trees left. I'm just as bad in normal...
    BeteNoire BeteNoire 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Sometimes I think it's sooo hilarious that I'm a clumsy person, I even trip over myself sometimes.
    Faiithh Faiithh 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    (When I tell my life stories, I will try to do so detached; so that no emotional biases will direct my writing. I do this so I can help others who might be reading this. And I...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F 3 Responses 17 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Flights are not integrated as we leave it for you to select the most suitable choice to fit your requirements. Our built-in flight look for scans scheduled and inexpensive Airways...
    Ardellaeh Ardellaeh 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I dropped tempered glass and I'm wearing my daddy's work shoes so I don't get a booboo while I'm sweeping it up.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I got home one night and, as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, “I want a divorce.” She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words. Instead, she softly asked me why...
    nicktime nicktime 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My gf of a year and I have had a very rocky and confusing relationship. We broke up about 2 weeks ago and had no contact for about 2 weeks. During this time she reached out to me...
    jayc408 jayc408 22-25, M Sep 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My gf of a year and I have had a very rocky and confusing relationship. We broke up about 2 weeks ago and had no contact for about 2 weeks. During this time she reached out to me...
    jayc408 jayc408 22-25, M Sep 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My gf of a year and I have had a very rocky and confusing relationship. We broke up about 2 weeks ago and had no contact for about 2 weeks. During this time she reached out to me...
    jayc408 jayc408 22-25, M Sep 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My gf of a year and I have had a very rocky and confusing relationship. We broke up about 2 weeks ago and had no contact for about 2 weeks. During this time she reached out to me...
    jayc408 jayc408 22-25, M Sep 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My gf of a year and I have had a very rocky and confusing relationship. We broke up about 2 weeks ago and had no contact for about 2 weeks. During this time she reached out to me...
    jayc408 jayc408 22-25, M Sep 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My gf of a year and I have had a very rocky and confusing relationship. We broke up about 2 weeks ago and had no contact for about 2 weeks. During this time she reached out to me...
    jayc408 jayc408 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think most of my friends would call me clumsy if they don't call me by name. I have lost my phone a couple of times. Last year, I accidentally left my phone during meetings or at...
    maryjaneb maryjaneb 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Ok I know I wrote I was going to bed... But I gotta get this out first so I can go to sleep. It's like word vomit. It's nasty, it's uncomfortable, but once it's out, you feel a lot...
    LittleGirlCrissy LittleGirlCrissy 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I never loved myself. I begun to be promiscuous.. I didn't value myself or body. I graduated college this year, I accomplished that but I still felt inadequate. I ran to guys for...
    Nolove89 Nolove89 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm clumsy, yeah my head's a mess,'Cause you got me growing taller everyday,We're giants in a little man's world My heart is pumping up so big that it could burst.
    Silentcare Silentcare 22-25, M Sep 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the chairs and tables are bullies, and the wall gets in the way :(
    littleana littleana 18-21, F 10 Responses Sep 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    She Isn't Cruel. She's All Heart. I've lived by her my whole life, even when I was in other towns. You don't grow up with the sea and ever lose it. You can tell the scent 20 miles...
    notext notext 46-50, M 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Everyday that goes by, gets worse, and it's because of me. I know you will say things like: "change your attitude", "Fight to be better", "Everything will get better with time...
    DeniedWings DeniedWings 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Me and my friends found a baby squirrel who feel outa a tree so one of my friends took him home then tried to return it to it's mother the next day his mom didn't come do he took...
    jaquelynlupi123 jaquelynlupi123 13-15, F 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Bear with me, this is a story i wrote years ago. I had written EVERYTHING i could remember a few days after the event. PS i just copy and pasted all of this so there are many...
    helikesmehelikesmenot helikesmehelikesmenot 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was in a tall building. It looked new, but old at the same time. Like it had been renovated but in a very non-uniform way. It seemed to be like a special interest school, with a...
    Avotica Avotica 18-21, F Aug 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    At the same time, the relaxed opera-goer will never find far too much while in the programme to frighten them. All people will know not less than some thing about Aida or Carmen...
    Lyndon407mj Lyndon407mj 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 21

    Your Response

    Cancel