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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

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    I think its freakin hilarious

    when I run into chairs and say excuse me to them. Only to realize it was a chair I just said that to.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11

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    I hold onto people when I walk

    because I fall for no reason at all . I was standing in the hall, leaning against the wall . Someone walked up and opened the door in front of me and i lost my balance . It's sad but so funny . My legs don't get balance .
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 15

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    I've been on crutches eight times.

    I'm real good at this stuff.. XP
    AnarchyOfAthena AnarchyOfAthena 16-17, F Jan 18

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    Basketball Band

    I was in the pep band, or "Basketball band" as people would say. We usually sat on the top of the stands, which were separated from the lower level by stairs. During half time we were usually allowed to go and get refreshements and whatnot. Well, during one half time, the whole...
    Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982 26-30, F Sep 15, 2012

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    whenever I get hurt I curse qt the object I

    tripped over or bumped into lol
    pizzababyxo pizzababyxo 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 22

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    i was at dennys the other day

    and me and my brother were racing to the entrance when i stepped on my own shoe lace and hit my lip on the door and to make matters worse we were in there for a good hour and on our way out i tripped over the rug and landed on this lady who was laughing like a maniac. I swear i...
    kissmebabe15 kissmebabe15 13-15, F Feb 22

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    I can fall over a little ant,

    im always falling its awesome
    JakeAstoise JakeAstoise 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    darrygyles darrygyles 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I've given up on sports,

    I got a concussion and now I'm afraid of balls, and I just trip over my 6'3 frame half the time. Oh well, makes for some nice stories XD
    Retro5NAF Retro5NAF 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    walked into the classroom

    and sat down before I even realised that it was the wrong classroom...
    lucy10000 lucy10000 13-15, F Jan 17

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    Clumsy...me? Yesss!!.........

    i am super clumsy!!i hurt myself just getting into bed.i constantly walk into everythig,i cant just walk through an open door,i always wind up hitting the frame with my shoulder or elbow.im always stubbing my toes.i slip over on nothing,i jam my fingers all the time.i recently...
    sniperblue sniperblue 26-30, F 14 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    just watch out when im going to school

    and im half asleep and i walk like a drug addict.
    hellohowlow hellohowlow 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 23

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    I've lost count the number of times I've laid

    in bed with my phone and managed to drop it on my face. Here comes another black eye.
    Jellypone Jellypone 26-30, T 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Stairs are my worst enemy,

    i've hit my head so many times I have tons of little scars on my forehead!
    Disqualify Disqualify 16-17, M Dec 25, 2014

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    I like to think I am a pretty smart guy,

    right? Well, intelligence does not spawn grace, I suppose. On many occasions I've knocked things over that a more physically-aware person would have avoided. I've ran into people, tripped over stuff, and actually have stumbled over nothing. Boy, the things I could accomplish if...
    WikaloFwoosh WikaloFwoosh 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    Sometimes I accidentally hit buttons

    and call people unintentionally, I'm not sure why but I tend to do it quite a bit, and usually at the most inopportune times... (blushing). I hate it, but hey what can I say, it happens, and I have accepted that it's just a part of who I am and my of my own silly clumsiness just...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Oh lord am I clumsy..

    . I find it to be rather hilarious too...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 24

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    sweetnspicy2 sweetnspicy2 41-45, F 1 Response May 10

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    I tripped up the stairs today

    and fell flat on my front so I just laid there are laughed. my sister was at the top of the stairs and looked at me like I was an idiot before walking down the stairs trying not to step on me XD
    livelaughlove0987 livelaughlove0987 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 16

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    Once i was walking in the hallway

    and one of my friends goes "Whats that on your pants?!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and i tripped on the side of the door. and she goes "i was just joking" (while laughing) While we were both laughing i tripped again and hit my head on the side of the wall...
    bellanicoleluv bellanicoleluv 13-15, F Jul 2, 2014

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    DanielaGerovi DanielaGerovi 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    AStaticNothingness AStaticNothingness 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 22

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    Im the kind of person

    who will jab myself in the neck with the broom while sweeping. true story lol >_<
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 3 Responses May 10

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    Oh my god. I have butter fingers like no lie!

    My mom never lets me wash the dishes lmao and im clumsy af!!!😂😂👀
    Luisa246 Luisa246 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    I was going for a walk,

    and walked into a road sign, what did it say you ask? Share the road.
    HeluodsAssistant HeluodsAssistant 13-15, M Dec 30, 2014

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    So I am sitting on the bathroom counter with my

    feet in the sink, getting ready for the day. My ever so sweet hubby brings me coffee in one of my favorite coffee mugs. He sets it on the counter and gives me a kiss on the cheek. Well I am so into my songs on pandora and getting ready, that when I go to get off of the counter...
    BebeKitten BebeKitten 31-35, F 3 Responses May 10

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    arforest arforest 18-21, F Mar 26

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    Went to use the bathroom this morning.

    Stepped on the dogs' spiky dinosaur toy. Grabbed my foot. Hopped around going, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Girlfriend walks out of the kitchen holding coffee. Sees me. Says... "Morning, sexy!"
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux 51-55, M 2 Responses May 23

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    sometimes i think my life is like an old slap

    stick comedy and i am the main protagonist
    Clarissa01 Clarissa01 13-15, F 3 Responses May 16

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    And I Get Hurt In the Most Unusual Ways...

    I am extremely clumsy. If there is even the most remote possiblity of tripping, falling, or hurting myself in any way, shape, or form then I will. I get hurt in the most unusual ways too. I almost broke my nose by running into a bookcase the other day. lol Don't ask...
    whatsername23 whatsername23 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 26, 2008

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    The Day I Fell Out Of The Tree House As An Adult !

    a few years back . i was building a tree house . took a break . grabbed a 12 pack of beer and went back up in the tree house *still sitting in the floor of the tree house . i went to spinning my baseball cap with my finger when all of a sudden the cap went spinning across to a...
    dylanxmichael dylanxmichael 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

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    In Order To Be Irreplaceable One Must Always Be Different. (Coco Chanel)

    I think it's safe to say that I am an odd ball. The other night, I received a text message from the guy I'm seeing and he asked if I wanted to meet up. I responded saying of course and he came by my house with his car and we drove to a park nearby his house. It was late at night...
    gigglysass gigglysass 18-21, F Jun 29, 2013

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    My Band-aid

      I bump into a a brick wall You come to soothe the bruise. I hit my head on a piece of wood You come to rub the forming lump. I trip while walking You come to keep me steady. I fall into a hole You come to raise me up. I shatter into pieces You come...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 26 Responses Apr 17, 2010

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    Totally went out with this chick I like

    yesterday and on our way to the aquarium I tripped face first into the lap of strangers whilst on the underground tube, talk about awkward!
    nacha18 nacha18 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    I was walking in the school hallway

    and I slipped on a random banana peel and landed on my butt😳
    Ngatt1 Ngatt1 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 23

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    Just walked into the door.

    Sore shoulder. Dammit
    sweetnspicy2 sweetnspicy2 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 15

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    Autism Spectrum, And The Hilarity Of Not Knowing Where Your Body Is.

    I amaze friends and family by walking into walls, trying to walk through open doorways, miss-judging where I am, and hitting the door frame with my shoulder.When people are moving around, I find a nice safe corner of I know someone or something is going to be going for a spill.I...
    DarknessCalls DarknessCalls 41-45, T 2 Responses May 27, 2011

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    I jumped on to a bed

    and because I am so light I bounced off and hit a foll dresser. I ended up with a 1 inch deep hole in my shin.
    eringrace00 eringrace00 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 23

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    Today, I tripped over air

    and burst the blood vessels in my thumb. Haha!
    SteloCasisto SteloCasisto 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 22

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    When I graduated middle school I fell

    when going to get my awards
    cutedimplesxx cutedimplesxx 13-15, F Jan 18

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    How is it that i always seem to fall going up

    the stairs, I dont understand gravity.
    Kringle95 Kringle95 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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