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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 4,421 People

    xBleedMeDryx xBleedMeDryx 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 22

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    I walk like I'm drunk

    even when I'm not and I push away everyone who walks beside me(not purposely tho) and I trip over everything and anything. My friends laugh at me and I'll also join them and laugh along
    shikas shikas 13-15, F Jun 7

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 10

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    Sometimes I accidentally hit buttons

    and call people unintentionally, I'm not sure why but I tend to do it quite a bit, and usually at the most inopportune times... (blushing). I hate it, but hey what can I say, it happens, and I have accepted that it's just a part of who I am and my of my own silly clumsiness just...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    So one morning my brother came into my room

    and woke me up. he said we had a delayed start for school. I really had to pee and so when he started walking out of my room I somehow thought he was going to the bathroom. I jumped up and ran passed him and straight into the wall, a few inches away from the bathroom door. I...
    lvyrusl lvyrusl 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 9

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    Went to use the bathroom this morning.

    Stepped on the dogs' spiky dinosaur toy. Grabbed my foot. Hopped around going, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Girlfriend walks out of the kitchen holding coffee. Sees me. Says... "Morning, sexy!"
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux 51-55, M May 23

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    Oh lord am I clumsy..

    . I find it to be rather hilarious too...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 24

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    My Band-aid

      I bump into a a brick wall You come to soothe the bruise. I hit my head on a piece of wood You come to rub the forming lump. I trip while walking You come to keep me steady. I fall into a hole You come to raise me up. I shatter into pieces You come...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 26 Responses Apr 17, 2010

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    I've lost count the number of times I've laid

    in bed with my phone and managed to drop it on my face. Here comes another black eye.
    Jellypone Jellypone 26-30, T 1 Response May 29

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 27

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    I'm super tall with skinny *** ankles.

    ....Physics obvs not on my side
    theprettysideofugly theprettysideofugly 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 6

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    Isn't it absolutely hilarious

    when you suddenly trip/slip and the first thing you do when you regain balance is to make sure no one saw that?
    Srushti93 Srushti93 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 19

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    I've always been known in my family to break

    and lose literally everything. Sometimes I don't even know how it happens! One time at universal with my family, my dad gave my sister and I $150 to spend at a store on the city walk. I held onto the money for once, specifically told to keep an eye on it. Once we got to the...
    brooke36 brooke36 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    As I was walking out my front door trying my

    best to look so serious my shirt got caught on the screen door and I stumbled down the steps??
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 6

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    I tripped up the stairs today

    and fell flat on my front so I just laid there are laughed. my sister was at the top of the stairs and looked at me like I was an idiot before walking down the stairs trying not to step on me XD
    livelaughlove0987 livelaughlove0987 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 16

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    Totally went out with this chick I like

    yesterday and on our way to the aquarium I tripped face first into the lap of strangers whilst on the underground tube, talk about awkward!
    nacha18 nacha18 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    I slipped on black ice last winter

    while walking to my girlfriend's house carrying flowers for her lol. Melting snow refroze on the whole sidewalk and became super slick. Sprained my ankle badly but at least she got the flowers! I found out that dress shoes with hard bottoms are awful on ice haha
    mattCooke02 mattCooke02 16-17, M Jun 22

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    Oh unintentionally calling people would sum up

    so many moments I just want to dig my own grave TvTb
    HareemAnsari HareemAnsari 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    TheKillingPerfection TheKillingPerfection 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    When I fall around people,

    I either tell that I was making sure gravity still worked or that the floor looked like it needed a hug
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 9

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    I was going for a walk,

    and walked into a road sign, what did it say you ask? Share the road.
    HeluodsAssistant HeluodsAssistant 13-15, M Dec 30, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 22

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    sometimes i think my life is like an old slap

    stick comedy and i am the main protagonist
    Clarissa01 Clarissa01 13-15, F 4 Responses May 16

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    i cant chew and walk gum was what i told my

    now deceased fiance when we first met then the sidewalk came up and slapped me in the face..
    ami4406 ami4406 31-35, F Jul 9

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    This is my luck, my kids broke a glass bowl.

    not a big deal. I'm cleaning it up putting the glass in a cardboard box. I CUT MYSELF ON THE FREAKING BOX LOL
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jul 9

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    Today, I tripped over air

    and burst the blood vessels in my thumb. Haha!
    SteloCasisto SteloCasisto 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

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    How is it that i always seem to fall going up

    the stairs, I dont understand gravity.
    Kringle95 Kringle95 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 8

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    Gravity always wins right

    as I'm trying to act like a lady.
    Awesg Awesg 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I break so much things in public it's just

    common now. It's ****** hilarious sometimes and embarrassing the next. Broke a fork dispenser at a restaurant, ripped my friends beach chair, broke a swing..i dont even know how this crap happens lol
    WhisperingGrass WhisperingGrass 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I don't mean to be. I'm usually a pretty

    graceful person, but I have my moments. Quite often. ??
    happylittlekinkster happylittlekinkster 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I just tripped while walking downstairs to do

    laundry and landed on my ***?? I proceeded to knock everything off the shelves...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 6

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    Im the kind of person

    who will jab myself in the neck with the broom while sweeping. true story lol >_<
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 3 Responses May 10

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    Lilli0936 Lilli0936 18-21, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Just walked into the door.

    Sore shoulder. Dammit
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 15

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    whenever I get hurt I curse qt the object I

    tripped over or bumped into lol
    pizzababyxo pizzababyxo 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 22

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    in our house, we always put our thing in a

    transparent glass box, then i put something inside and that thing are meant to be use so try ti grab it but bump my hand really hard in the glass because its close, XD
    lachrymosejessa lachrymosejessa 16-17, F Jul 9

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    missmalky missmalky 18-21, T Jun 6

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    So today I'm leaving the sports bar

    where I had lunch. I go to my Miata, just as this very attractive and leggy blonde is getting out of her Jetta. We catch each other's eye, and she flashes me a beautiful smile. Now, I'm not under any illusions that there is anything more going on here than sheer friendliness...
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 10

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    I think its freakin hilarious

    when I run into chairs and say excuse me to them. Only to realize it was a chair I just said that to.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11

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    I just knocked over my freshly brewed

    not-yet-tasted hot tea which was resting on the wooden extension of this window seal and now it's running down the wall in a beautiful, steady tea-stream, into the carpet. I think I just came up with a new phrase. "Tea-stream". Ahh.
    AudieKay440 AudieKay440 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    I can fall over a little ant,

    im always falling its awesome
    JakeAstoise JakeAstoise 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 10

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