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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

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    It Was Either Me Or Oppie ...Oppie Went Down

    Yes I tend to fall , and trip ... good lord it has made for some embarrassing moments to say the least . Add to the fact I am forever wearing stillettos ... to add to my small stature and well ... clumsy to the power of 10!! One time in particular .. it happened a couple of...
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 26 Responses Apr 21, 2010

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    In Order To Be Irreplaceable One Must Always Be Different. (Coco Chanel)

    I think it's safe to say that I am an odd ball. The other night, I received a text message from the guy I'm seeing and he asked if I wanted to meet up. I responded saying of course and he came by my house with his car and we drove to a park nearby his house. It was late at night...
    gigglysass gigglysass 18-21, F Jun 29, 2013

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    Clumsy All The Way!

    All The Freakin' Time !! Like mexing up words , and even letters in words .. Opening doors , the car door , any doors !.. always forgetting .. and laughing at myself .. I do think it's really funny , even though I might have been made some people ...
    StableRedGun StableRedGun 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    It's already dark, and the floor was gray.

    No one could have noticed the stairs. No one could have possibly had. Because if they did, they would have warned me about it. But it was too late, and I was already stumbling down. Good thing it was short, though.
    BlackRosesAmongLilies BlackRosesAmongLilies 13-15 1 Response Jan 17

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    Why Cant People Walk Straight

    I bump into people so often..... its so annoying and embarassing. My friends say that I never look around or I step back and not look behind. ..... Why cant people just walk straight. It will solve the problem!    
    shemmy shemmy 22-25 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    I was going for a walk,

    and walked into a road sign, what did it say you ask? Share the road.
    HeluodsAssistant HeluodsAssistant 13-15, M Dec 30, 2014

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    Autism Spectrum, And The Hilarity Of Not Knowing Where Your Body Is.

    I amaze friends and family by walking into walls, trying to walk through open doorways, miss-judging where I am, and hitting the door frame with my shoulder.When people are moving around, I find a nice safe corner of I know someone or something is going to be going for a spill.I...
    DarknessCalls DarknessCalls 41-45, T 2 Responses May 27, 2011

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    No Point Crying Over Spilt Milk...

    Which to be honest, I tend to do A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which funnily enough is also why I use plastic cups as often as I can HEHEHEHE
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Feb 1, 2011

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    Round my friends house,

    i misses the doorway completely banged in to the wall and some how managed to switch the light on! dear me ??
    BeccadyBoo BeccadyBoo 18-21, F Jan 15

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    I've been on crutches eight times.

    I'm real good at this stuff.. XP
    AnarchyOfAthena AnarchyOfAthena 16-17, F Jan 18

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    When I graduated middle school I fell

    when going to get my awards
    cutedimplesxx cutedimplesxx 13-15, F Jan 18

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    Ker-splash!

    In the interest of good hydration (sing with me now, Oooooh, good hydratioooooooooooooooooon!) I almost always have a large plastic tumbler of water close at hand. Yes, y'all can see where this is going.I've knocked it over before, but never when it was more than a quarter full...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Jan 14, 2013

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    So Clumsy

    I am constantly walking into objects. I go to exit a room and my shoulder hits the doorframe. I'm walking in a store and I'll walk right into a display rack. The funniest/worst/best depending how u view it was that i use to have a classroom full of kids and I was forever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 5, 2012

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    Well... My parents called me a bull in a china

    shop when I was little. Yeah... still am I guess ;)
    Caleb54 Caleb54 13-15, M Dec 29, 2014

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    It's absolutely hilarious

    when you fall over all the time. Whether it's off you're bed or with a group of friends. And it's all fun and games until you fall in a ditch next to the road while walking with the guy your seeing and his best friend and completely embarrass and make an *** of yourself. Oh, and...
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 16-17, M Feb 4, 2014

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    My Band-aid

      I bump into a a brick wall You come to soothe the bruise. I hit my head on a piece of wood You come to rub the forming lump. I trip while walking You come to keep me steady. I fall into a hole You come to raise me up. I shatter into pieces You come...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 34 Responses Apr 17, 2010

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    The Day I Fell Out Of The Tree House As An Adult !

    a few years back . i was building a tree house . took a breakĀ . grabbed a 12 pack of beer and went back up in the tree house *still sitting in the floor of the tree house . i went to spinning my baseball cap with my finger when all of a sudden the cap went spinning across to a...
    dylanxmichael dylanxmichael 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

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    Once upon a time my friends

    and I were eating outside at school and bee came out of nowhere. And of course I decided to wear a flower in my hair that day and it followed me as I ran away. I felt it touch my ear and I freaked out then I tripped over my feet. Next thing I know I'm on the ground hunched over...
    deldel22 deldel22 13-15, F Jun 21, 2014

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    Just walked into the door.

    Sore shoulder. Dammit
    sweetnspicy2 sweetnspicy2 41-45, F 5 Responses Jan 15

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    Whee!!!

    I find it funny when it happens, most of the time. But sometimes I have to wait a few hours to find it funny, either because I'm still embarrassed or hurting still. But, if I don't hurt myself too bad and am around good friends, it's funny on the spot! XD
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 26, 2008

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    How is it that i always seem to fall going up

    the stairs, I dont understand gravity.
    Kringle95 Kringle95 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    Today, I tripped over air

    and burst the blood vessels in my thumb. Haha!
    Leofflaed Leofflaed 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

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    Basically when I wake up

    for school that early I don't operate so I'm usually clumsy and the school bus or when I walk. But I've a great balance and consience at the rest of the day.
    hellohowlow hellohowlow 13-15, F Dec 25, 2014

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    My worst enemies are literally stairs

    and doors. I sometimes walk into doors, and I fall down stairs. A lot. I don't really get hurt, aside from the occasional face bruise. Aside from doors and stairs, I also walk into random things when I'm not paying attention. I get bruises and scratches all the time, and while I...
    AsperGirl AsperGirl 16-17, F Feb 6, 2014

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    Clumsy...me? Yesss!!.........

    i am super clumsy!!i hurt myself just getting into bed.i constantly walk into everythig,i cant just walk through an open door,i always wind up hitting the frame with my shoulder or elbow.im always stubbing my toes.i slip over on nothing,i jam my fingers all the time.i recently...
    sniperblue sniperblue 26-30, F 14 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    Everytime I fall I laugh instantly,

    I know it's weird but everyone's a little weird so it's all good. Hahaha :)
    Faiithh Faiithh 16-17, F Aug 12, 2014

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    ...and I Used To Work With Knives. Xd

    I used to work as a cook/waitress. I lost count of how many times I cut/burnt myself or simply tripped over (only once with food, of which I did not spill a drop!) They used to joke if they wrote down everytime I hurt myself there'd be no trees left. I'm just as bad in normal...
    BeteNoire BeteNoire 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2010

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    walked into the classroom

    and sat down before I even realised that it was the wrong classroom...
    lucy10000 lucy10000 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    I like to think I am a pretty smart guy,

    right? Well, intelligence does not spawn grace, I suppose. On many occasions I've knocked things over that a more physically-aware person would have avoided. I've ran into people, tripped over stuff, and actually have stumbled over nothing. Boy, the things I could accomplish if...
    WikaloFwoosh WikaloFwoosh 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    I Tried To Leave While My Boat Was Still Tied Up

    I drive deck boats in south Louisiana. Early one morning I'm preparing to leave the dock. It's a usual morning and this dock is packed with boats in the am. Once the crew is onboard, I cast off the lines in the front and rear of the vessel. I crank up and put her in reverse. We...
    tigershrimp87 tigershrimp87 26-30, M Aug 15, 2013

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    It was raining and my folder got carried by the

    wind, so I ran after it. I forgot that when it rains, the floor is wet, so seconds after, I was flying away. I banged my head a bit too hard on the floor, stayed in the school clinic for a few hours, then got sent to a hospital. My parents said it was dangerous, but me and my...
    BlackRosesAmongLilies BlackRosesAmongLilies 13-15 Jan 16

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    I'm always running into everything

    and falling down. I don't feel much pain anymore because of it. Unfortunately, no matter how much I do it, I never get rid of that feeling of embarrassment. Hehe!
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    And I Get Hurt In the Most Unusual Ways...

    I am extremely clumsy. If there is even the most remote possiblity of tripping, falling, or hurting myself in any way, shape, or form then I will. I get hurt in the most unusual ways too. I almost broke my nose by running into a bookcase the other day. lol Don't ask...
    whatsername23 whatsername23 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 26, 2008

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    Once i was walking in the hallway

    and one of my friends goes "Whats that on your pants?!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and i tripped on the side of the door. and she goes "i was just joking" (while laughing) While we were both laughing i tripped again and hit my head on the side of the wall...
    bellanicoleluv bellanicoleluv 13-15, F Jul 2, 2014

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    Stairs are my worst enemy,

    i've hit my head so many times I have tons of little scars on my forehead!
    Disqualify Disqualify 16-17, M Dec 25, 2014

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    just watch out when im going to school

    and im half asleep and i walk like a drug addict.
    hellohowlow hellohowlow 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I Am Clumsy And I Think It's Hilarious...

    sometimes. It can be hilarious and I do laugh at myself about it because it is just so awful and ridiculous. I don't even know how I hurt myself sometimes, I just find bruises or there will  just be blood and I have no idea where it is coming from, that happens all the time...
    MyLucidDream MyLucidDream 70+ Nov 5, 2010

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    Basketball Band

    I was in the pep band, or "Basketball band" as people would say. We usually sat on the top of the stands, which were separated from the lower level by stairs. During half time we were usually allowed to go and get refreshements and whatnot. Well, during one half time, the whole...
    Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982 26-30, F Sep 15, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    It's not like I'm shy or anything. I'm just really clumsy and goofy. It's so embarrassing, but I think that's what makes me fun. :-)
    kyuhyunheechul96 kyuhyunheechul96 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I really like to make up silly new fairytales for kids. One of my favorites was Chrissie the Clumsy Princess, who inexorably found her way head first into the nearest fountain...
    AlainaM5 AlainaM5 22-25, F Jan 15

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    It's inevitable. Fate doesn't want me happy. It's like every time I have everything going for me, when I'm happy, it all comes tumbling down. I don't know what to do anymore. It's...
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 4

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    How can you keep living on when you absolutely dislike yourself? I guess its a question that everybody asks themselves but a question I keep asking myself more and more often as...
    xrainey xrainey 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 4

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    Nice little read : When I got home that night my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I?ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the...
    maubunt maubunt 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 12

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    Doesn't matter why or how. Doesn't matter what led us here, who we are what we do. What does matter is this moment, in this blank hotel room of dark paradise. Checking in as...
    Insan3lyGifted Insan3lyGifted 46-50, M Jan 9

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    Not really. But I want to be diagnosed soon, as I believe I have it. You see, all my life I've struggled to live normally. I failed. A lot of people dislike me because I am...
    deeplydull deeplydull 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I read so often of members attempting to meet with other members only to be put off with tons of excuses. Are people really so fearful here? Isn't this supposed to be a melting pot...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Think Out of the Box : Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who was...
    sharat88 sharat88 26-30, M Jan 7

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    I met my now ex husband in early 2010. The relationship moved very quickly and we ended up getting an apartment together in August of 2010. Other than a few "little" things (his...
    abarton abarton 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    She will never listen to the same music I do, she will never wear her hair down all over her face like I do, she's not gonna kiss you from head to toe, she's not gonna "lap dance...
    rosejonescr rosejonescr 18-21, F Jan 6

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    okay this is embarrassing. But I've never slept with a girl who is smaller than me. I'm like 9 stone and have an athletic build. So the girl I'm seeing is tiny. like minuture...
    0815Jade 0815Jade 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20

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