I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

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    Went to use the bathroom this morning.

    Stepped on the dogs' spiky dinosaur toy. Grabbed my foot. Hopped around going, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Girlfriend walks out of the kitchen holding coffee. Sees me. Says... "Morning, sexy!"
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux
    51-55, M
    May 23, 2015

    I went to meet a guy

    and the first thing I did was trip over some rubbishy. He laugh and I laughed. It was a funny but embarrassing moment
    internationalkoala internationalkoala
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    Sometimes I accidentally hit buttons

    and call people unintentionally, I'm not sure why but I tend to do it quite a bit, and usually at the most inopportune times... (blushing). I hate it, but hey what can I say, it happens, and I have accepted that it's just a part of who I am and my of my own silly clumsiness just...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 1, 2015

    I'm always tripping over my own feet,

    at least once a day. Or walking into walls, hitting my elbow with literally everything! But I don't care honestly. I always make my friends laugh so it's okay
    BlanquiMoon BlanquiMoon
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 5

    Well Ye I'm always falling over,

    though this time it was my fault
    tommoz19 tommoz19
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 23

    Usually can laugh but this time I think I'm

    dead.... Guess who just broke her phone
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 20, 2015

    I was walking in front of Walmart

    and I walked right into one of the metal poles. I'm glad my boobs caught most of the impact or I would of really hurt my head.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Jan 9

    I'm super tall with skinny *** ankles.

    ....Physics obvs not on my side
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2015

    How is it that i always seem to fall going up

    the stairs, I dont understand gravity.
    Kringle95 Kringle95
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 20, 2015

    I hit on everything in my way

    and curse it afterwards :P
    ScissorhandsFingeredMe ScissorhandsFingeredMe
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 24, 2015

    Isn't it absolutely hilarious

    when you suddenly trip/slip and the first thing you do when you regain balance is to make sure no one saw that?
    Srushti93 Srushti93
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jun 19, 2015

    When your jeans are wayyy too tight

    so you have to do the wiggle worm dance inorder to pull them up, but then you forget that you're clumsy so you lose your balance and you end up crashing into your dresser... sighhhh
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 18, 2015

    There's dropping your phone on your face,

    and then there's next level clumsy: dropping your computer on your face.
    RandomInkFlow RandomInkFlow
    18-21, T
    2 Responses Sep 27, 2015

    i am constenly sliping on ice

    and falling down stairs and i have beenn like this my whole life and i have lerned to just find it funny and today i ran down a snow filled hill and got to the bottem and hit ice and fell scraped my knee and i was whereing my favoite jeans and thet riped at my knees but it did...
    sammlunar sammlunar
    13-15, F
    1 Response Dec 3, 2015

    once I slept on my hand

    and it became numb, then I tried pulling up my blanket but ended up punching my own face.
    elliebellybeans elliebellybeans
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 19

    we were in school playing wiffle ball in p.

    e. i was running to third base when i made it there fell down on my back with my hands above my hands i was liad out in the floor it was funny
    Jacksonsn030 Jacksonsn030
    13-15, F
    Oct 12, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 22, 2015

    That moment when you trip going up the stairs

    and you hold on to the railing thinking you've survived, but then you hit your pinky toe against the bottom step. So you just sit there holding your toe thinking about different ways you could've prevented this from happening Lmao. Sighhhhhhhh
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 5, 2015

    Today I shall be witty,

    charming and elegant....or maybe I'll say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 19
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 27, 2015

    Today I was waiting for my dad to pick me up,

    so when I see a similar car to his, which parks near me, I jump on it. Little problem, it wasn't my dad's car, it belonged to a woman that got truly scared about it. I ended up red and laughting so hard because of it, and because of the embarrassment :D
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 19, 2015

    I cannot walk in a straight line.

    I always run into walls when I walk down the hall. I have stepped on my own foot. Sometimes I choke when I try to talk and eat at the same time. I'm a space captain not a space cadet.
    YesImStillHere YesImStillHere
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    I was walking down the hall at school with my

    friend and I looked over to hear her say something, and a second after I looked over I completely slammed into this really short grumpy lady who works in the office and she just yelled at me for a minute and walked away. About a week or two before that I was walking in the...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Dec 18, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 8, 2015

    So today I'm leaving the sports bar

    where I had lunch. I go to my Miata, just as this very attractive and leggy blonde is getting out of her Jetta. We catch each other's eye, and she flashes me a beautiful smile. Now, I'm not under any illusions that there is anything more going on here than sheer friendliness...
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jun 10, 2015

    Like when I fell into the door.

    .. and then the wall... and then my desk.... and then slipped in the shower... All in the same day.. 😅😂
    MaddieR23 MaddieR23
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    Yea, it's a side affect of being tall,

    you can't simply flail your limbs around like all the shot people can. And tripping over stuff is a pain lol.
    JVarhol JVarhol
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 24

    Seriously, whenever I trip

    and fall, or something like that, it just cracks me up. I don't know why.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999
    16-17, M
    Oct 17, 2015

    Yeah, always running into

    and tripping over ****...can't help but have a laugh over that.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Nov 5, 2015
    Youreawizardharry Youreawizardharry
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 30, 2015
    ACyanideSurprise ACyanideSurprise
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 22, 2015

    I just tripped while walking downstairs to do

    laundry and landed on my ***?? I proceeded to knock everything off the shelves...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Jun 6, 2015

    I ran into a door frame once

    even though I was staring right at the door
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 9

    I was in a hurry to get to my class,

    as I was nearly late and in my rushed state I was attempting to run, up stairs. Walking nearly works for me, much less running up a flight of stairs. I literally fell going up them. People looked at me funny, but I just started laughing my add off. Honestly, id rather have...
    Edtheirishone Edtheirishone
    18-21, M
    Jan 8

    This is my luck, my kids broke a glass bowl.

    not a big deal. I'm cleaning it up putting the glass in a cardboard box. I CUT MYSELF ON THE FREAKING BOX LOL
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Jul 9, 2015

    Yep!!! It's me you hear at the stores dropping

    and breaking things. Still thru it all, I find humor in it and laugh to cover the embarrassment of it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 24

    As I was walking out my front door trying my

    best to look so serious my shirt got caught on the screen door and I stumbled down the steps??
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2015

    "Today, I realized I can almost get scared of

    holding something, especially fragile stuff in fear of breaking it apart, or completely destroying it with my innocently destructive hands. Like other people, I walk on a wide space in a straight body and normal pace, but later on I just end up hitting my large foot on...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 25

    I went down a very steep slide

    after my little sister went before me, and before I hit the bottom, I tumbled down and laugh way to hard! I wish someone was recording thatXDi wanna see me do it again!
    Jayscar67 Jayscar67
    13-15, F
    Dec 6, 2015

    sometimes i think my life is like an old slap

    stick comedy and i am the main protagonist
    Clarissa01 Clarissa01
    13-15, F
    2 Responses May 16, 2015

    I've been clumsy for

    as long as I remember; I bumble around like I'm inebriated most of the time. In high school, I did not have a good relationship with stairs. If I'm not missing steps or tripping down them, I'm dropping books or files down them. I have terrible peripheral vision. Somehow I find...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    I don't usually wear heels,

    largely because I think I look like a newborn deer when I try to walk in them X)
    TheConsort TheConsort
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2015

    Having just got out of the shower this morning

    I decided to put the shower curtain in the washing machine. So having just got dried I took the curtain down - only to drop it, then try to catch it and ended up getting soaked again!! It's official, I'm utterly useless!! Lol
    Mick672 Mick672
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Jan 19

    so let me tell you guys something hilarious

    about my samsung 4g. my mobile phone lays down on table and i went to take shower after im done. i take my mobile phone to see that its broken wich it wassnt before taking the shower. so i was flabbercasted. that happend a week ago. but i was verry clumsy today my mobile...
    Emithia Emithia
    22-25, F
    Dec 11, 2015

    When I fall around people,

    I either tell that I was making sure gravity still worked or that the floor looked like it needed a hug
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 9, 2015

    Just walked into the door.

    Sore shoulder. Dammit
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 15, 2015

    I honestly drop everything I pick up

    and my boyfriend gets SO annoyed by it :-)
    hateraidwontmakemefaid hateraidwontmakemefaid
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 3

    So one morning my brother came into my room

    and woke me up. he said we had a delayed start for school. I really had to pee and so when he started walking out of my room I somehow thought he was going to the bathroom. I jumped up and ran passed him and straight into the wall, a few inches away from the bathroom door. I...
    lvyrusl lvyrusl
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Jul 9, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 17, 2015
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