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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

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    about ten years ago i was working in a group home and i was helping this guy shower. i lost my balance and started to fall so i instinctively reached out and grabbed the shower curtain. it wrapped around me like a cape and i landed between the toilet and the wall in this tiny...
    deadlycupcake deadlycupcake 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 18, 2009

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    It's absolutely hilarious

    when you fall over all the time. Whether it's off you're bed or with a group of friends. And it's all fun and games until you fall in a ditch next to the road while walking with the guy your seeing and his best friend and completely embarrass and make an *** of yourself. Oh, and...
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 16-17, M Feb 4

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    No Point Crying Over Spilt Milk...

    Which to be honest, I tend to do A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which funnily enough is also why I use plastic cups as often as I can HEHEHEHE
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Feb 1, 2011

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    And I Get Hurt In the Most Unusual Ways...

    I am extremely clumsy. If there is even the most remote possiblity of tripping, falling, or hurting myself in any way, shape, or form then I will. I get hurt in the most unusual ways too. I almost broke my nose by running into a bookcase the other day. lol Don't ask...
    whatsername23 whatsername23 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 26, 2008

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    Once upon a time my friends

    and I were eating outside at school and bee came out of nowhere. And of course I decided to wear a flower in my hair that day and it followed me as I ran away. I felt it touch my ear and I freaked out then I tripped over my feet. Next thing I know I'm on the ground hunched over...
    deldel22 deldel22 13-15, F Jun 21

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    Over The Weekend, At Soccer...

    i went to kick the ball, did so, extremely well, cleared it right up the other end of the park, went to then run to chase it, stood on my own foot and stacked it, so hard my knees got bruised and bled and my hands got grazed and i was very sore afterwards, this is the...
    ElectroGirlie ElectroGirlie 22-25, F May 2, 2010

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    Basketball Band

    I was in the pep band, or "Basketball band" as people would say. We usually sat on the top of the stands, which were separated from the lower level by stairs. During half time we were usually allowed to go and get refreshements and whatnot. Well, during one half time, the whole...
    Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982 26-30, F Sep 15, 2012

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    I Am Clumsy And I Think It's Hilarious...

    sometimes. It can be hilarious and I do laugh at myself about it because it is just so awful and ridiculous. I don't even know how I hurt myself sometimes, I just find bruises or there will  just be blood and I have no idea where it is coming from, that happens all the time...
    MyLucidDream MyLucidDream 70+ Nov 5, 2010

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    In Order To Be Irreplaceable One Must Always Be Different. (Coco Chanel)

    I think it's safe to say that I am an odd ball. The other night, I received a text message from the guy I'm seeing and he asked if I wanted to meet up. I responded saying of course and he came by my house with his car and we drove to a park nearby his house. It was late at night...
    gigglysass gigglysass 18-21, F Jun 29, 2013

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    So Clumsy

    I am constantly walking into objects. I go to exit a room and my shoulder hits the doorframe. I'm walking in a store and I'll walk right into a display rack. The funniest/worst/best depending how u view it was that i use to have a classroom full of kids and I was forever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 5, 2012

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    My Band-aid

      I bump into a a brick wall You come to soothe the bruise. I hit my head on a piece of wood You come to rub the forming lump. I trip while walking You come to keep me steady. I fall into a hole You come to raise me up. I shatter into pieces You come...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 34 Responses Apr 17, 2010

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    ...and I Used To Work With Knives. Xd

    I used to work as a cook/waitress. I lost count of how many times I cut/burnt myself or simply tripped over (only once with food, of which I did not spill a drop!) They used to joke if they wrote down everytime I hurt myself there'd be no trees left. I'm just as bad in normal...
    BeteNoire BeteNoire 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2010

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    Whee!!!

    I find it funny when it happens, most of the time. But sometimes I have to wait a few hours to find it funny, either because I'm still embarrassed or hurting still. But, if I don't hurt myself too bad and am around good friends, it's funny on the spot! XD
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 26, 2008

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    I Tried To Leave While My Boat Was Still Tied Up

    I drive deck boats in south Louisiana. Early one morning I'm preparing to leave the dock. It's a usual morning and this dock is packed with boats in the am. Once the crew is onboard, I cast off the lines in the front and rear of the vessel. I crank up and put her in reverse. We...
    tigershrimp87 tigershrimp87 26-30, M Aug 15, 2013

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    Why Cant People Walk Straight

    I bump into people so often..... its so annoying and embarassing. My friends say that I never look around or I step back and not look behind. ..... Why cant people just walk straight. It will solve the problem!    
    shemmy shemmy 22-25 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    Ker-splash!

    In the interest of good hydration (sing with me now, Oooooh, good hydratioooooooooooooooooon!) I almost always have a large plastic tumbler of water close at hand. Yes, y'all can see where this is going.I've knocked it over before, but never when it was more than a quarter full...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Jan 14, 2013

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    The Day I Fell Out Of The Tree House As An Adult !

    a few years back . i was building a tree house . took a break . grabbed a 12 pack of beer and went back up in the tree house *still sitting in the floor of the tree house . i went to spinning my baseball cap with my finger when all of a sudden the cap went spinning across to a...
    dylanxmichael dylanxmichael 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

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    Unless..

    I get hurt then it's not funny..But I laugh it off anyway.
    MollyxxEloise MollyxxEloise 18-21, F Dec 10, 2009

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    Everytime I fall I laugh instantly,

    I know it's weird but everyone's a little weird so it's all good. Hahaha :)
    Faiithh Faiithh 16-17, F Aug 12

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    My worst enemies are literally stairs

    and doors. I sometimes walk into doors, and I fall down stairs. A lot. I don't really get hurt, aside from the occasional face bruise. Aside from doors and stairs, I also walk into random things when I'm not paying attention. I get bruises and scratches all the time, and while I...
    AsperGirl AsperGirl 16-17, F Feb 6

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    Once i was walking in the hallway

    and one of my friends goes "Whats that on your pants?!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and i tripped on the side of the door. and she goes "i was just joking" (while laughing) While we were both laughing i tripped again and hit my head on the side of the wall...
    bellanicoleluv bellanicoleluv 13-15, F Jul 2

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    It Was Either Me Or Oppie ...Oppie Went Down

    Yes I tend to fall , and trip ... good lord it has made for some embarrassing moments to say the least . Add to the fact I am forever wearing stillettos ... to add to my small stature and well ... clumsy to the power of 10!! One time in particular .. it happened a couple of...
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 26 Responses Apr 21, 2010

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    I Am!

    I constantly am so clumsy! I fall and bump into things a lot........ I drop things all the time...... On Friday, I was in a meeting and I dropped a glass of water....... That time, I was really clumsy...but that time, I know why. I was sitting and holding the glass and...
    stigmafree stigmafree 31-35 Apr 17, 2010

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    Clumsy...me? Yesss!!.........

    i am super clumsy!!i hurt myself just getting into bed.i constantly walk into everythig,i cant just walk through an open door,i always wind up hitting the frame with my shoulder or elbow.im always stubbing my toes.i slip over on nothing,i jam my fingers all the time.i recently...
    sniperblue sniperblue 26-30, F 14 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    Autism Spectrum, And The Hilarity Of Not Knowing Where Your Body Is.

    I amaze friends and family by walking into walls, trying to walk through open doorways, miss-judging where I am, and hitting the door frame with my shoulder.When people are moving around, I find a nice safe corner of I know someone or something is going to be going for a spill.I...
    DarknessCalls DarknessCalls 41-45, T 2 Responses May 27, 2011

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    Clumsy All The Way!

    All The Freakin' Time !! Like mexing up words , and even letters in words .. Opening doors , the car door , any doors !.. always forgetting .. and laughing at myself .. I do think it's really funny , even though I might have been made some people ...
    StableRedGun StableRedGun 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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