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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

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    I don't usually wear heels,

    largely because I think I look like a newborn deer when I try to walk in them X)
    TheConsort TheConsort 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 13, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 27, 2015

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    Sometimes I accidentally hit buttons

    and call people unintentionally, I'm not sure why but I tend to do it quite a bit, and usually at the most inopportune times... (blushing). I hate it, but hey what can I say, it happens, and I have accepted that it's just a part of who I am and my of my own silly clumsiness just...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 1, 2015

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    Went to use the bathroom this morning.

    Stepped on the dogs' spiky dinosaur toy. Grabbed my foot. Hopped around going, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Girlfriend walks out of the kitchen holding coffee. Sees me. Says... "Morning, sexy!"
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux 51-55, M May 23, 2015

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    So today I'm leaving the sports bar

    where I had lunch. I go to my Miata, just as this very attractive and leggy blonde is getting out of her Jetta. We catch each other's eye, and she flashes me a beautiful smile. Now, I'm not under any illusions that there is anything more going on here than sheer friendliness...
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 10, 2015

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    I was walking in front of Walmart

    and I walked right into one of the metal poles. I'm glad my boobs caught most of the impact or I would of really hurt my head.
    victoriad04 victoriad04 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 9

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    Like when I fell into the door.

    .. and then the wall... and then my desk.... and then slipped in the shower... All in the same day.. 😅😂
    MaddieR23 MaddieR23 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2015

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    How is it that i always seem to fall going up

    the stairs, I dont understand gravity.
    Kringle95 Kringle95 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 20, 2015

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    I went to meet a guy

    and the first thing I did was trip over some rubbishy. He laugh and I laughed. It was a funny but embarrassing moment
    internationalkoala internationalkoala 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2015

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    Having just got out of the shower this morning

    I decided to put the shower curtain in the washing machine. So having just got dried I took the curtain down - only to drop it, then try to catch it and ended up getting soaked again!! It's official, I'm utterly useless!! Lol
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M 4 Responses Jan 19

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    I went down a very steep slide

    after my little sister went before me, and before I hit the bottom, I tumbled down and laugh way to hard! I wish someone was recording thatXDi wanna see me do it again!
    Jayscar67 Jayscar67 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 6, 2015

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    When your jeans are wayyy too tight

    so you have to do the wiggle worm dance inorder to pull them up, but then you forget that you're clumsy so you lose your balance and you end up crashing into your dresser... sighhhh
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 18, 2015

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    Seriously, whenever I trip

    and fall, or something like that, it just cracks me up. I don't know why.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999 16-17, M Oct 17, 2015

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    I cannot walk in a straight line.

    I always run into walls when I walk down the hall. I have stepped on my own foot. Sometimes I choke when I try to talk and eat at the same time. I'm a space captain not a space cadet.
    YesImStillHere YesImStillHere 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 16, 2015

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    so let me tell you guys something hilarious

    about my samsung 4g. my mobile phone lays down on table and i went to take shower after im done. i take my mobile phone to see that its broken wich it wassnt before taking the shower. so i was flabbercasted. that happend a week ago. but i was verry clumsy today my mobile...
    Emithia Emithia 22-25, F Dec 11, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 8, 2015

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    Okay so maybe it stopped being hilarious

    when I hurt my thumb which I think was broken ,, but Corky said not,, three /four weeks later it still painful,, well that was done by falling off the bed 🤓,, I mean it was all supposed to be romantic ,, me entering the bedroom in a gorgeous silk flowing neglige with my...
    saxappeal saxappeal 46-50, F 8 Responses Nov 8, 2015

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    I was in a hurry to get to my class,

    as I was nearly late and in my rushed state I was attempting to run, up stairs. Walking nearly works for me, much less running up a flight of stairs. I literally fell going up them. People looked at me funny, but I just started laughing my add off. Honestly, id rather have...
    Edtheirishone Edtheirishone 18-21, M Jan 8

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    Just walked into the door.

    Sore shoulder. Dammit
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 15, 2015

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    I honestly drop everything I pick up

    and my boyfriend gets SO annoyed by it :-)
    kgb5432111 kgb5432111 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 17, 2015

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    This is my luck, my kids broke a glass bowl.

    not a big deal. I'm cleaning it up putting the glass in a cardboard box. I CUT MYSELF ON THE FREAKING BOX LOL
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jul 9, 2015

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    As I was walking out my front door trying my

    best to look so serious my shirt got caught on the screen door and I stumbled down the steps??
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 6, 2015

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    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M Sep 1, 2015

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    When I fall around people,

    I either tell that I was making sure gravity still worked or that the floor looked like it needed a hug
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 9, 2015

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    I was waking on the street

    and I almost fell, my face facing the ground, because there is an irregular part hahahaha I'm truly clumsy
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 15, 2015

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    I was walking down the hall at school with my

    friend and I looked over to hear her say something, and a second after I looked over I completely slammed into this really short grumpy lady who works in the office and she just yelled at me for a minute and walked away. About a week or two before that I was walking in the...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2015

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    PopulaceInOne PopulaceInOne 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 22, 2015

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    That moment when you trip going up the stairs

    and you hold on to the railing thinking you've survived, but then you hit your pinky toe against the bottom step. So you just sit there holding your toe thinking about different ways you could've prevented this from happening Lmao. Sighhhhhhhh
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 5, 2015

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    I ran into a door frame once

    even though I was staring right at the door
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 9

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    Im the kind of person

    who will jab myself in the neck with the broom while sweeping. true story lol >_<
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 3 Responses May 10, 2015

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    I just about fell down the stairs at work the

    other day...I scared a coworker so bad, they actually fell down on a level surface:) hahaha...oooops
    storieofo storieofo 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    Usually can laugh but this time I think I'm

    dead.... Guess who just broke her phone
    Ridingtonewyork Ridingtonewyork 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 20, 2015

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    Yeah, always running into

    and tripping over ****...can't help but have a laugh over that.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 5, 2015

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    Today, I tripped over air

    and burst the blood vessels in my thumb. Haha!
    SteloCasisto SteloCasisto 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

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    sometimes i think my life is like an old slap

    stick comedy and i am the main protagonist
    Clarissa01 Clarissa01 13-15, F 3 Responses May 16, 2015

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    So one morning my brother came into my room

    and woke me up. he said we had a delayed start for school. I really had to pee and so when he started walking out of my room I somehow thought he was going to the bathroom. I jumped up and ran passed him and straight into the wall, a few inches away from the bathroom door. I...
    lvyrusl lvyrusl 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 9, 2015

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    once I slept on my hand

    and it became numb, then I tried pulling up my blanket but ended up punching my own face.
    elliebellybeans elliebellybeans 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    I've been clumsy for

    as long as I remember; I bumble around like I'm inebriated most of the time. In high school, I did not have a good relationship with stairs. If I'm not missing steps or tripping down them, I'm dropping books or files down them. I have terrible peripheral vision. Somehow I find...
    sophiebelle27 sophiebelle27 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 16, 2015

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    Today I was waiting for my dad to pick me up,

    so when I see a similar car to his, which parks near me, I jump on it. Little problem, it wasn't my dad's car, it belonged to a woman that got truly scared about it. I ended up red and laughting so hard because of it, and because of the embarrassment :D
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 19, 2015

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    There's dropping your phone on your face,

    and then there's next level clumsy: dropping your computer on your face.
    RandomInkFlow RandomInkFlow 18-21, T 2 Responses Sep 27, 2015

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    Destiel67 Destiel67 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2015

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    I hit on everything in my way

    and curse it afterwards :P
    ScissorhandsFingeredMe ScissorhandsFingeredMe 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 24, 2015

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    I think I have pretty much done all the

    cartoon's classic : slip on a banana peel or a patch of ice, fall down the stair, tripping on a flat surface, things just fall when I come around and I can't go through a day whithout hitting something... I am hopeless :d
    Pumkin199 Pumkin199 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 12, 2015

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