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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

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    XxFuckYouxX XxFuckYouxX 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 22

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    just watch out when im going to school

    and im half asleep and i walk like a drug addict.
    hellohowlow hellohowlow 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 23

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    my clumsiness has given me some wonderful

    stories. its not so much that I am clumsy as I am inevitably in the wrong place at the wrong time. too close to the edge of the roof, too close to the edge of a cliff, in the path of a run away tire, ...
    simplyafriend simplyafriend 41-45, F Feb 22

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    The Day I Fell Out Of The Tree House As An Adult !

    a few years back . i was building a tree house . took a breakย . grabbed a 12 pack of beer and went back up in the tree house *still sitting in the floor of the tree house . i went to spinning my baseball cap with my finger when all of a sudden the cap went spinning across to a...
    dylanxmichael dylanxmichael 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

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    Once upon a time my friends

    and I were eating outside at school and bee came out of nowhere. And of course I decided to wear a flower in my hair that day and it followed me as I ran away. I felt it touch my ear and I freaked out then I tripped over my feet. Next thing I know I'm on the ground hunched over...
    deldel22 deldel22 13-15, F Jun 21, 2014

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    It was raining and my folder got carried by the

    wind, so I ran after it. I forgot that when it rains, the floor is wet, so seconds after, I was flying away. I banged my head a bit too hard on the floor, stayed in the school clinic for a few hours, then got sent to a hospital. My parents said it was dangerous, but me and my...
    BlackRosesAmongLilies BlackRosesAmongLilies 13-15 Jan 16

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    Totally went out with this chick I like

    yesterday and on our way to the aquarium I tripped face first into the lap of strangers whilst on the underground tube, talk about awkward!
    nacha18 nacha18 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    Everytime I fall I laugh instantly,

    I know it's weird but everyone's a little weird so it's all good. Hahaha :)
    Faiithh Faiithh 16-17, F Aug 12, 2014

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    I jumped on to a bed

    and because I am so light I bounced off and hit a foll dresser. I ended up with a 1 inch deep hole in my shin.
    eringrace00 eringrace00 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I can fall over a little ant,

    im always falling its awesome
    JakeAstoise JakeAstoise 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    Well... My parents called me a bull in a china

    shop when I was little. Yeah... still am I guess ;)
    Caleb54 Caleb54 13-15, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Autism Spectrum, And The Hilarity Of Not Knowing Where Your Body Is.

    I amaze friends and family by walking into walls, trying to walk through open doorways, miss-judging where I am, and hitting the door frame with my shoulder.When people are moving around, I find a nice safe corner of I know someone or something is going to be going for a spill.I...
    DarknessCalls DarknessCalls 41-45, T 2 Responses May 27, 2011

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    Basically when I wake up

    for school that early I don't operate so I'm usually clumsy and the school bus or when I walk. But I've a great balance and consience at the rest of the day.
    hellohowlow hellohowlow 13-15, F Dec 25, 2014

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    Round my friends house,

    i misses the doorway completely banged in to the wall and some how managed to switch the light on! dear me ??
    BeccadyBoo BeccadyBoo 18-21, F Jan 15

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    My Band-aid

      I bump into a a brick wall You come to soothe the bruise. I hit my head on a piece of wood You come to rub the forming lump. I trip while walking You come to keep me steady. I fall into a hole You come to raise me up. I shatter into pieces You come...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 28 Responses Apr 17, 2010

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    Once i was walking in the hallway

    and one of my friends goes "Whats that on your pants?!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and i tripped on the side of the door. and she goes "i was just joking" (while laughing) While we were both laughing i tripped again and hit my head on the side of the wall...
    bellanicoleluv bellanicoleluv 13-15, F Jul 2, 2014

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    I was walking in the school hallway

    and I slipped on a random banana peel and landed on my butt๐Ÿ˜ณ
    Ngatt1 Ngatt1 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 23

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    simplyafriend simplyafriend 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    And I Get Hurt In the Most Unusual Ways...

    I am extremely clumsy. If there is even the most remote possiblity of tripping, falling, or hurting myself in any way, shape, or form then I will. I get hurt in the most unusual ways too. I almost broke my nose by running into a bookcase the other day. lol Don't ask...
    whatsername23 whatsername23 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 26, 2008

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    When I graduated middle school I fell

    when going to get my awards
    cutedimplesxx cutedimplesxx 13-15, F Jan 18

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    In Order To Be Irreplaceable One Must Always Be Different. (Coco Chanel)

    I think it's safe to say that I am an odd ball. The other night, I received a text message from the guy I'm seeing and he asked if I wanted to meet up. I responded saying of course and he came by my house with his car and we drove to a park nearby his house. It was late at night...
    gigglysass gigglysass 18-21, F Jun 29, 2013

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    I like to think I am a pretty smart guy,

    right? Well, intelligence does not spawn grace, I suppose. On many occasions I've knocked things over that a more physically-aware person would have avoided. I've ran into people, tripped over stuff, and actually have stumbled over nothing. Boy, the things I could accomplish if...
    WikaloFwoosh WikaloFwoosh 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    Stairs are my worst enemy,

    i've hit my head so many times I have tons of little scars on my forehead!
    Disqualify Disqualify 16-17, M Dec 25, 2014

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    How is it that i always seem to fall going up

    the stairs, I dont understand gravity.
    Kringle95 Kringle95 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    walked into the classroom

    and sat down before I even realised that it was the wrong classroom...
    lucy10000 lucy10000 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    Just walked into the door.

    Sore shoulder. Dammit
    sweetnspicy2 sweetnspicy2 41-45, F 5 Responses Jan 15

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    i was at dennys the other day

    and me and my brother were racing to the entrance when i stepped on my own shoe lace and hit my lip on the door and to make matters worse we were in there for a good hour and on our way out i tripped over the rug and landed on this lady who was laughing like a maniac. I swear i...
    kissmebabe15 kissmebabe15 13-15, F Feb 22

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    I was going for a walk,

    and walked into a road sign, what did it say you ask? Share the road.
    HeluodsAssistant HeluodsAssistant 13-15, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I'm always running into everything

    and falling down. I don't feel much pain anymore because of it. Unfortunately, no matter how much I do it, I never get rid of that feeling of embarrassment. Hehe!
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    whenever I get hurt I curse qt the object I

    tripped over or bumped into lol
    pizzababyxo pizzababyxo 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 22

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    Basketball Band

    I was in the pep band, or "Basketball band" as people would say. We usually sat on the top of the stands, which were separated from the lower level by stairs. During half time we were usually allowed to go and get refreshements and whatnot. Well, during one half time, the whole...
    Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982 26-30, F Sep 15, 2012

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    Oh my god. I have butter fingers like no lie!

    My mom never lets me wash the dishes lmao and im clumsy af!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
    Luisa246 Luisa246 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    It's already dark, and the floor was gray.

    No one could have noticed the stairs. No one could have possibly had. Because if they did, they would have warned me about it. But it was too late, and I was already stumbling down. Good thing it was short, though.
    BlackRosesAmongLilies BlackRosesAmongLilies 13-15 1 Response Jan 17

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    Clumsy...me? Yesss!!.........

    i am super clumsy!!i hurt myself just getting into bed.i constantly walk into everythig,i cant just walk through an open door,i always wind up hitting the frame with my shoulder or elbow.im always stubbing my toes.i slip over on nothing,i jam my fingers all the time.i recently...
    sniperblue sniperblue 26-30, F 14 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    My worst enemies are literally stairs

    and doors. I sometimes walk into doors, and I fall down stairs. A lot. I don't really get hurt, aside from the occasional face bruise. Aside from doors and stairs, I also walk into random things when I'm not paying attention. I get bruises and scratches all the time, and while I...
    AsperGirl AsperGirl 16-17, F Feb 6, 2014

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    I've been on crutches eight times.

    I'm real good at this stuff.. XP
    AnarchyOfAthena AnarchyOfAthena 16-17, F Jan 18

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    Today, I tripped over air

    and burst the blood vessels in my thumb. Haha!
    SteloCasisto SteloCasisto 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

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    ...Heh. It's true. I always end up somehow hurting myself, and I don't mean to. It's pretty funny, actually. On the second day of school last year, I was really nervous, and I...
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    My mom is so mean and unfair. I'm not just saying this because and fifteen and moody. I'm saying this because she's so mean to me. Yesterday I was fighting with my older brother...
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