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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

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    sometimes i think my life is like an old slap

    stick comedy and i am the main protagonist
    Clarissa01 Clarissa01 13-15, F 4 Responses May 16

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    I can fall over a little ant,

    im always falling its awesome
    JakeAstoise JakeAstoise 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    Today, I tripped over air

    and burst the blood vessels in my thumb. Haha!
    SteloCasisto SteloCasisto 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

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    Oh my god. I have butter fingers like no lie!

    My mom never lets me wash the dishes lmao and im clumsy af!!!😂😂👀
    Luisa246 Luisa246 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    Totally went out with this chick I like

    yesterday and on our way to the aquarium I tripped face first into the lap of strangers whilst on the underground tube, talk about awkward!
    nacha18 nacha18 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    I just tripped while walking downstairs to do

    laundry and landed on my ***?? I proceeded to knock everything off the shelves...
    K3llyGurl K3llyGurl 18-21, F 6 Responses Jun 6

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    I walk like I'm drunk

    even when I'm not and I push away everyone who walks beside me(not purposely tho) and I trip over everything and anything. My friends laugh at me and I'll also join them and laugh along
    shikas shikas 13-15, F Jun 7

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    Oh lord am I clumsy..

    . I find it to be rather hilarious too...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 24

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    How is it that i always seem to fall going up

    the stairs, I dont understand gravity.
    Kringle95 Kringle95 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    Round my friends house,

    i misses the doorway completely banged in to the wall and some how managed to switch the light on! dear me ??
    BeccadyBoo BeccadyBoo 18-21, F Jan 15

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    Once i was walking in the hallway

    and one of my friends goes "Whats that on your pants?!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and i tripped on the side of the door. and she goes "i was just joking" (while laughing) While we were both laughing i tripped again and hit my head on the side of the wall...
    bellanicoleluv bellanicoleluv 13-15, F Jul 2, 2014

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    So today I'm leaving the sports bar

    where I had lunch. I go to my Miata, just as this very attractive and leggy blonde is getting out of her Jetta. We catch each other's eye, and she flashes me a beautiful smile. Now, I'm not under any illusions that there is anything more going on here than sheer friendliness...
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux 51-55, M 3 Responses Jun 10

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    IchirinNoHana IchirinNoHana 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    I jumped on to a bed

    and because I am so light I bounced off and hit a foll dresser. I ended up with a 1 inch deep hole in my shin.
    eringrace00 eringrace00 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 23

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    Stairs are my worst enemy,

    i've hit my head so many times I have tons of little scars on my forehead!
    Disqualify Disqualify 16-17, M Dec 25, 2014

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    missmalky missmalky 18-21, T Jun 6

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    Isn't it absolutely hilarious

    when you suddenly trip/slip and the first thing you do when you regain balance is to make sure no one saw that?
    Srushti93 Srushti93 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 19

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    I tripped up the stairs today

    and fell flat on my front so I just laid there are laughed. my sister was at the top of the stairs and looked at me like I was an idiot before walking down the stairs trying not to step on me XD
    livelaughlove0987 livelaughlove0987 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 16

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    whenever I get hurt I curse qt the object I

    tripped over or bumped into lol
    pizzababyxo pizzababyxo 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 22

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    I've given up on sports,

    I got a concussion and now I'm afraid of balls, and I just trip over my 6'3 frame half the time. Oh well, makes for some nice stories XD
    Retro5NAF Retro5NAF 26-30, F Mar 19

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    When I graduated middle school I fell

    when going to get my awards
    cutedimplesxx cutedimplesxx 13-15, F Jan 18

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    i was at dennys the other day

    and me and my brother were racing to the entrance when i stepped on my own shoe lace and hit my lip on the door and to make matters worse we were in there for a good hour and on our way out i tripped over the rug and landed on this lady who was laughing like a maniac. I swear i...
    kissmebabe15 kissmebabe15 13-15, F Feb 22

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    My Band-aid

      I bump into a a brick wall You come to soothe the bruise. I hit my head on a piece of wood You come to rub the forming lump. I trip while walking You come to keep me steady. I fall into a hole You come to raise me up. I shatter into pieces You come...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 26 Responses Apr 17, 2010

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    HidingBehindTheShadows HidingBehindTheShadows 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 22

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    I just knocked over my freshly brewed

    not-yet-tasted hot tea which was resting on the wooden extension of this window seal and now it's running down the wall in a beautiful, steady tea-stream, into the carpet. I think I just came up with a new phrase. "Tea-stream". Ahh.
    AudieKay440 AudieKay440 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    The Day I Fell Out Of The Tree House As An Adult !

    a few years back . i was building a tree house . took a break . grabbed a 12 pack of beer and went back up in the tree house *still sitting in the floor of the tree house . i went to spinning my baseball cap with my finger when all of a sudden the cap went spinning across to a...
    dylanxmichael dylanxmichael 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

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    I was walking in the school hallway

    and I slipped on a random banana peel and landed on my butt😳
    ApplesAreYummy1 ApplesAreYummy1 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 23

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    I was going for a walk,

    and walked into a road sign, what did it say you ask? Share the road.
    HeluodsAssistant HeluodsAssistant 13-15, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I'm super tall with skinny *** ankles.

    ....Physics obvs not on my side
    theprettysideofugly theprettysideofugly 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 6

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    As I was walking out my front door trying my

    best to look so serious my shirt got caught on the screen door and I stumbled down the steps??
    K3llyGurl K3llyGurl 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 6

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    Just walked into the door.

    Sore shoulder. Dammit
    sweetnspicy2 sweetnspicy2 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 15

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    I hold onto people when I walk

    because I fall for no reason at all . I was standing in the hall, leaning against the wall . Someone walked up and opened the door in front of me and i lost my balance . It's sad but so funny . My legs don't get balance .
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 15

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    Im the kind of person

    who will jab myself in the neck with the broom while sweeping. true story lol >_<
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 3 Responses May 10

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 22

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    I've lost count the number of times I've laid

    in bed with my phone and managed to drop it on my face. Here comes another black eye.
    Jellypone Jellypone 26-30, T 1 Response May 29

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    darrygyles darrygyles 18-21, F 2 Responses May 27

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    I slipped on black ice last winter

    while walking to my girlfriend's house carrying flowers for her lol. Melting snow refroze on the whole sidewalk and became super slick. Sprained my ankle badly but at least she got the flowers! I found out that dress shoes with hard bottoms are awful on ice haha
    mattCooke02 mattCooke02 16-17, M Jun 22

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    I think its freakin hilarious

    when I run into chairs and say excuse me to them. Only to realize it was a chair I just said that to.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11

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    sweetnspicy2 sweetnspicy2 41-45, F 1 Response May 10

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    Sometimes I accidentally hit buttons

    and call people unintentionally, I'm not sure why but I tend to do it quite a bit, and usually at the most inopportune times... (blushing). I hate it, but hey what can I say, it happens, and I have accepted that it's just a part of who I am and my of my own silly clumsiness just...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Went to use the bathroom this morning.

    Stepped on the dogs' spiky dinosaur toy. Grabbed my foot. Hopped around going, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Girlfriend walks out of the kitchen holding coffee. Sees me. Says... "Morning, sexy!"
    GenesiusRedux GenesiusRedux 51-55, M 1 Response May 23

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    Most people see me as the annoying talkative weirdo who has no shame. I am always like that to people close to me, and random strangers, as long as my friends are present. I will...
    IAmJustMyself IAmJustMyself 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm 17 and i was diagnosed about a month ago. I'm not depressed or anything, but i'm losing lots of hair, and think i'm gaining weight. I'm so scared of what might happen to me...
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