I Am Clumsy

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    My stupid *** just smacked face first into the

    foot of my bed. I was leaning over to plug in my laptop when I suddenly sneezed and BAM! I hit it just below my right eyebrow. There's a round post at the sides so luckily there's no gash or anything, but i'll probably end up with a black eye.
    ZeroShadow ZeroShadow
    22-25, M
    Apr 15, 2015

    yes, I Have More B...

    yes, i have more bumps, bruices and cuts onmyself that many people often think it's spousal asbuse (i'm not married). hehe
    AlwaysRemembers AlwaysRemembers
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 30, 2007

    So, like I seriously think this is like an

    everyday thing lol.... I "legit" fall up and down the stairs... (Yes I really do fall "up" the stairs) All the time... I drop things. I rip things. I break things. I mean this even goes back to when I was little! When I was three years old I ran into the wall and managed to get...
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

    I'm not sure how many people manage to do this,

    but earlier today I stepped back and slipped on the side of a mattress. I ended up falling and hitting the back of my head directly on the corner of our fireplace. The reason the mattress was there is my boyfriend is hanging around this week and he's sleeping in the living room...
    PearlRose PearlRose
    18-21
    Feb 4, 2015

    I have walked into everything.

    From doors to cutting corners of walls too sharply. From banging my head on the roof of the car when I try to get in to stubbing my toe 7 times a day.
    boyuniverse boyuniverse
    13-15, M
    1 Response Mar 14, 2015

    Goal: park as far away from the door

    as possible Motive: not to fall on my face
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8
    16-17, M
    Jan 25, 2015

    Today

    I am not ordinarily clumsy. Today I forgot to screw the lid on my sugar dispenser. All of the sugar and the lid fell into my tea cup. It was the best tea I ever had.
    boostershot boostershot
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 15, 2011

    Clumsy

    I am so clumsy, I actually think its genetic cause my daughter is the same way,. I bump into everything @ work, I constantly spill things @ home and I am a horrible dancer, although I hate to admit it. I don't know how a Latina can not have rhythm. But hey I am it.
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2008

    I am always dropping things

    or walking into things like doors, its happened so often my family doesnt even mention it anymore. Its just normal.
    TropicalArctic TropicalArctic
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 11, 2014

    Irony.

    When i was in high school right outside the auditorium the ground was all uneven, bricks were loosely sticking out everywhere and it really needed some bloody maintenance. When i first saw it i freaked out because I fall over all the time, i knock into things im petty useless, if...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 3, 2012

    Here's One To Top It All...

    So I had my new cell in my pants pocket and a cup of pepsi on the floor.. I sit down, the phone slides up out of my pocket and directly into the cup of pepsi... Doesnt hit the side or anything, just directly in My reaction: "How does that happen!?!" lmao xD
    EmpathicThespian EmpathicThespian
    16-17, F
    Aug 5, 2012

    I fall everyday and I can't help myself

    but laugh…idk how did I fall but I do it every single day
    Love1sComplicated Love1sComplicated
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 29, 2013

    I Used to Be Graceful

    Growing up I took ballet and gymnastics for years.  Once I started taking anti-depressants though my coordination has grown considerably worse.  Now I literally do fall over my own feet and have bruises to prove it.  To think my job has me climbing up on ladders...
    KiaC KiaC
    31-35
    1 Response Apr 20, 2008

    I had to call the fire brigade

    after trying to make toast (toaster caught on fire), I have broken so many things because I am usually daydreaming and not focusing on where I am going/holding. yet I haven't broken a bone (win!) How do I be more graceful or do I just accept this is who I am? :P
    chloerm chloerm
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 10, 2014

    just slipped over in the shower

    and got a 3 x 1 inch graze on my lil *** from the shower jet now I am the butt of all jokes its ok though I will just turn the other cheek.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 27, 2015

    At school I used to fall over a lot .

    . I was always tearing the knees of my trousers . I hated them any way . Most kids probably do . Why wear them ? If they don't fit or itch and cause discomfort and are difficult to put on or button up or tie together. My mum thought I did it deliberately .. But I didn't I was...
    Homejames Homejames
    51-55, M
    Dec 26, 2014

    I trip over EVERYTHING

    and I run into everything but I never actually hit the ground. I know how to catch myself.
    n0rthernwind n0rthernwind
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 12, 2014

    Oh D-d-d-dear...

    I am so clumsy. I have no idea how I manage it. Just yesterday I managed to fall off of one of those metal fold-up chairs. Well, actually, I got up on it, it folded up, and I fell through it. Then, I sat the chair back up only to repeat the same thing all over again! I have a...
    cherryxblossom cherryxblossom
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 16, 2010

    do not take me to your house.

    i will destroy everything.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 8, 2015

    I really am. Sometimes it makes me laugh

    that I am, sometimes I'm just not in the mood.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999
    16-17, M
    Oct 25, 2015

    Everyday. I feel like I was born to be clumsy!

    There is no day I don't hit myself or trip over something! My brother and sis' always sigh and tell me I'm a loser for always being clumsy. Life sure is full of adventures when you're clumsy! Ahahahahaha!
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 21, 2015

    well so far I'm having a really bad day.

    I go to take my antibiotics which are liquid and I spill it all over the floor... I'm only meant to be on it for another week. let's hope I have enough to see me through....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 15

    I never realized how terrifying Mr.

    Bean looks for the "I am Clumsy" avatar...
    Triforce184 Triforce184
    18-21, F
    Apr 20

    I'm not THAT clumsy it's just

    that the floor hates me, the tabes & chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.
    CynthiaEdmonds CynthiaEdmonds
    16-17, F
    Nov 29, 2015

    I've learned to laugh at myself

    and not mind if others laugh as well. Sometimes I'm quite funny :)
    yousentmeflying yousentmeflying
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Feb 15, 2015

    I fall almost every day I have cp

    and wheelchair, my nurse Annie is always worried about my safety I fell back on road and was almost ran into by a cart.I'm okay I'll wonder how I will fall tomorrow
    me0883 me0883
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 10, 2014

    Just Call Me Gracie

    Accident Prone. Clumsy. Klutzy. Whatever you call it I am very much so. One of the funniest clumsy stories goes back into my junior year of high school. We were all in our gym class just goofing around and I decided I wanted to be a ballerina. I was wearing joggers that were just...
    peacelovinghippiegirl peacelovinghippiegirl
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 4, 2007

    Why Yes, Yes I Am

    Let's see here where do I start? Hmmmm Not a day goes by that I do not do something super silly and manage to hurt myself haha I have plenty of examples....so here I go 1.) I walk into doors. Okay so this has happened at least four times *hangs head in shame* I'll go to the...
    Greeneyedandcurious Greeneyedandcurious
    26-30, F
    Jun 14, 2012

    Spatial Confusion

    At least once a week I have to say ‘Third time lucky’ when I try to pick something up.  Usually, after a couple of casual and misjudged attempts I cross my eyebrows, snort a little from my nostrils, and try and actually focus on the task at hand.  Fingers, get a bit of a...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Aug 3, 2011

    I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me,

    the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls just get in my way.
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 17, 2015

    1,000 Ways to Get Injured: Walking into a chair

    with a glass in your hand, smashing the glass and cutting yourself in the process. I'm having bad luck with glass, lately.
    Triforce184 Triforce184
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 17

    This was written several years ago.

    I haven't gotten any clumsier, but I'm no less clumsy now than I was then. Fall Down....go Boom I wrote this in a letter to a friend, but upon re-reading it, I decided to share it here. The other day, I fell. I really hurt my wrist. When I first fell, I thought I had...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1
    70+, F
    1 Response Jan 14

    I was making myself some food

    and I accidentally knocked over.and broke a brand new unopened bottle of wine my dad bought... He is going to think im so stupid...
    Manticore17 Manticore17
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 13

    Clumsy Me

    I am soo clumsy that it is unreal ...I always choke on popcorn while in cinema and make these weird deadly noises which is so embarrasing. Everyday I have ATLEAST 5 cases of either tripping on something or breaking something. I even remember when I fell flat on my face in the...
    limereem limereem
    18-21, F
    Jul 7, 2011

    Every time I see that someone posted a story to

    this group I automatically start singing "Clumsy" by Fergie in my head. hahaha xD You got me slipping, tumbling.. Something something Clumsy cause I'm falling in love, in love! So in love with you... Hahah xD That's all. Thank you for your time..
    PandaaMee PandaaMee
    22-25, F
    Feb 15

    But I have really good balance.

    So I trip a lot and stumble but rarely fall. I think I'm good at acting like I didn't almost fall on my face.
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    5 Responses Aug 16, 2015

    I was drinking water from my sipper,

    I forgot to close the lid properly I guess. And all the water on my jeans. To make matters worse, I am at work and I dont have a change of clothes. I had to rely on the hand drier and my friend who was kind enough to help!
    bujji14 bujji14
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 12, 2014

    Lol I'm so clumsy.. I've broken my phone's

    screen, again! I just fixed it a few months ago. I actually broke it twice in the past few days. The pic below is for people who don't LOVE clumsy people. I am definitely one. =)
    yousentmeflying yousentmeflying
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 10, 2014

    So I was walking up the stairs with my phone in

    my right hand, phone charger wrapped around my neck, my ice cream cone in my left hand, and a bag of chocolate covered pretzels tucked in my shorts like a ninja. Anyway somehow I missed a step and I had 4.5 seconds to decide whether to save my phone or my ice cream cone. Of...
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 16

    Riding a penny board on campus

    and having to chase it down a hill... not cool
    Fishees Fishees
    18-21, F
    Nov 5, 2014

    So im walkin and textin someone on ep

    and drop my phone face down and when I pick it up it's completely shattered now both cameras don't work and I cut my fingers a couple times..
    awkwardaf awkwardaf
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Mar 19, 2015

    I'm about as clumsy as Goofy.

    Not even joking, wish I was.
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    Dec 28, 2014

    This morning I cut my finger

    while trying to get the top off a cake, then tonight I cut another finger on the hinge of a Dawn bottle after giving my dog a bath. A freaking cake lid and a Dawn bottle. How is that even possible?? But then last month, I managed to cut the same two fingers while struggling to...
    PearlRose PearlRose
    18-21
    Jan 19

    the moment when i saw an insanely beautiful

    girl in a mall then went to go down the escelater and as she noticed me i tripped and rolled down it :( never gone so red in my life
    Hemanwar Hemanwar
    18-21, M
    Jan 13, 2014

    I literally have random bruises covering my

    body from walking into walls and doors on a daily basis.
    lexrae lexrae
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 8
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