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I Am Clumsy

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    Pain Is The Key

    Hi...remember me I'm the girl who just keeps on getting hurt. I have to say this might be the worse i have done in a while. I was at choir practice on break when my knee popped out of socket and it wouldn't go back in. Unfortunately, I realized too little too late that I could no...
    kbrownies kbrownies 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 1, 2013

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    There's only one guy

    that I feel I have ever truly loved. We aren't in any way together but we see each other every day. He usually gets to school right after I get my things in my locker. Today, I got to school late and he got to his locker within seconds of me. As usual, my bag needed a little...
    smurfinaround smurfinaround 16-17, F Jun 2

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    When you stub your toe on the furniture www.

    youtube.com/watch?v=trYcovIlfsk&list=UU0ERGToBKjGGPNqTqaf3-fg REVENGE
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M Jul 19

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    Gah!

    I just totally spilled my ice tea all over my keyboard and desk, now everything is all kinda slightly sticky : (
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 30, 2012

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    I fell down my flight of stairs yesterday.

    Tripped on my flip flop. I landed on my lower back/butt. Now I have a huge bruise and it hurts to walk. Just awesome. Not. 😁😉
    Alexicutie Alexicutie 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    victoriaalvarez victoriaalvarez 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 2

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    yes, I Have More B...

    yes, i have more bumps, bruices and cuts onmyself that many people often think it's spousal asbuse (i'm not married). hehe
    AlwaysRemembers AlwaysRemembers 41-45, F 1 Response May 30, 2007

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    Why Yes, Yes I Am

    Let's see here where do I start? Hmmmm Not a day goes by that I do not do something super silly and manage to hurt myself haha I have plenty of examples....so here I go 1.) I walk into doors. Okay so this has happened at least four times *hangs head in shame* I'll go to the...
    Greeneyedandcurious Greeneyedandcurious 22-25, F Jun 14, 2012

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    I'm so clumsy!! I ran into my bookshelf

    and broke my little toe... Clumsy me
    sapphire0rock sapphire0rock 13-15, F Jul 9

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    Spatial Confusion

    At least once a week I have to say ‘Third time lucky’ when I try to pick something up.  Usually, after a couple of casual and misjudged attempts I cross my eyebrows, snort a little from my nostrils, and try and actually focus on the task at hand.  Fingers, get a bit of a...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 Aug 3, 2011

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    So Clumsy!

    i am very clumsy specially in my home. i trip on furniture and break stuff. i am not fat but i dont know why i hit things in my way. i used to have a lot of cuts and bruises when i was young. once i was playing with friends on my rooftop when tripped and a boy fell in love with...
    sidslot16 sidslot16 13-15, F Jun 2, 2013

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    Oh Its So Stupid ...

    I am one of the clumsiest people you will meet if i am quite honest with you. I actually managed to cut my finger open with a COAT HANGER and needed stitches, Of all things to slice my fingers open with! Ya know those those things when you go shopping *convey belt* and it all...
    deadinsideout deadinsideout 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 9, 2013

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    Today

    I am not ordinarily clumsy. Today I forgot to screw the lid on my sugar dispenser. All of the sugar and the lid fell into my tea cup. It was the best tea I ever had.
    boostershot boostershot 26-30 3 Responses Mar 15, 2011

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    I did such bad things in life hahaha .

    .. So I think it's been a year... I was at the grocery store and I was with someone... I wanted to make joke to that person and .... I finally vomited all over the floor of the grocery store LOL
    BBCover BBCover 16-17, M Feb 24

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    the moment when i saw an insanely beautiful

    girl in a mall then went to go down the escelater and as she noticed me i tripped and rolled down it :( never gone so red in my life
    Hemanwar Hemanwar 18-21, M Jan 13

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    I'm Lucky To Still Have All Of My Teeth

    I just fell. I went into the bathroom I share with my sister to change our trash. My sister had set her phone on the sink with Pandora playing before she went to school. She's at school, but the phone was still on the sink. Call Me Maybe was playing and I couldn't resist dancing...
    MyUnspokenWord MyUnspokenWord 18-21, F Jan 8, 2013

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    The moment you're sat on the front part of a

    seat leaning over and your *** decides its had enough and you fall flat on your *** on the floor -.-
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M Jul 19

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    I Am Very Clumsy...

    I've always been clumsy, since I was a kid. I've sprained my ankles so many times. I guess I'm lucky that I haven't sprained them recently, but I thought I did a few weeks ago. I'll never forget when I lived in an apartment building a few years ago, and I slipped on ice and...
    animallover110293 animallover110293 18-21, F May 29, 2013

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    I had to call the fire brigade

    after trying to make toast (toaster caught on fire), I have broken so many things because I am usually daydreaming and not focusing on where I am going/holding. yet I haven't broken a bone (win!) How do I be more graceful or do I just accept this is who I am? :P
    chloerm chloerm 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    So, like I seriously think this is like an

    everyday thing lol.... I "legit" fall up and down the stairs... (Yes I really do fall "up" the stairs) All the time... I drop things. I rip things. I break things. I mean this even goes back to when I was little! When I was three years old I ran into the wall and managed to get...
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 17

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    Just Call Me Gracie

    Accident Prone. Clumsy. Klutzy. Whatever you call it I am very much so. One of the funniest clumsy stories goes back into my junior year of high school. We were all in our gym class just goofing around and I decided I wanted to be a ballerina. I was wearing joggers that were just...
    peacelovinghippiegirl peacelovinghippiegirl 19-21, F 2 Responses Apr 4, 2007

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    I Used to Be Graceful

    Growing up I took ballet and gymnastics for years.  Once I started taking anti-depressants though my coordination has grown considerably worse.  Now I literally do fall over my own feet and have bruises to prove it.  To think my job has me climbing up on ladders...
    KiaC KiaC 31-35 1 Response Apr 20, 2008

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    Yes I Am!!

    I always either trip or hit myself on something. I tend to spill food or drinks too. I used to be a lot more clumsy when i was younger. I just rarely pay good attention to what i have either in my hands or whats around me. Oh yeah, whenever i hit myself or trip on something, i...
    blackveilbride51 blackveilbride51 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2012

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    Yeah I just tripped over my own feet

    and fell flat on my face in the middle lunch with some friends, worst part I may or may not have been carrying the main dish...
    TheCreatorOfAll TheCreatorOfAll 16-17, M 1 Response May 11

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    Clumsy Me

    I am soo clumsy that it is unreal ...I always choke on popcorn while in cinema and make these weird deadly noises which is so embarrasing. Everyday I have ATLEAST 5 cases of either tripping on something or breaking something. I even remember when I fell flat on my face in the...
    limereem limereem 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    Here's One To Top It All...

    So I had my new cell in my pants pocket and a cup of pepsi on the floor.. I sit down, the phone slides up out of my pocket and directly into the cup of pepsi... Doesnt hit the side or anything, just directly in My reaction: "How does that happen!?!" lmao xD
    EmpathicThespian EmpathicThespian 16-17, F Aug 5, 2012

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    Not Again...

    I seem to have made a habit out of taking the skin off my thumb with my fingernails, since I just did it for the third or fourth time. Anyway, the cut's healing now and the itching is driving me crazy. Does anyone have a way besides some itch-stopping cream or gel I could try...
    PearlRose PearlRose 18-21 Dec 2, 2013

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    At Christmas I sprained my wrist at work

    dropping a ham. One ten pound ham, three inch drop. Now I have a permanent injury and I have to do physio.
    ksnaps ksnaps 22-25, F Apr 12

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    My Great Aunt was round to stay a few years ago,

    we were drinking tea and I dropped my cup and saucer on the wooden floor in the drawing room, she then very loud lye preceded to say "Why is Gwyn so clumsy" in front of everyone.
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M May 7

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    Lucky Clumsy Me

    I've always been clumsy and still am. I don't know how many times I've tripped on my own two feet... in sneakers, on flat ground! I've jabbed my little baby toes on furniture so many times I'm surprised I haven't broken them yet. And I always seem to be the most clumsiest when I...
    SukYoung SukYoung 26-30, F Nov 17, 2013

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    Taurean South Paw

    My life has been full of trips, bumps, bruises, spills, and shatters! I need full body armor... and a bib! I used to work in the kitchen of a restarant. I was constantly around hot burners, sharp knives, and grinding blades. YOu can see where THAT'S leading! When...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 13, 2009

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    the moment when i saw an insanely beautiful

    girl in a mall then went to go down the escelater and as she noticed me i tripped and rolled down it :( never gone so red in my life
    Hemanwar Hemanwar 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    I have always been clumsy.

    Of our whole family, I always got hurt more than anyone else. One recent incident was when my parents came to visit my husband and our girls; we were helping them move their luggage from their vehicle to the house and out of the whole front yard, of course, I find the one...
    MrsGrisham MrsGrisham 22-25, F Apr 24

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    I fall everyday and I can't help myself

    but laugh…idk how did I fall but I do it every single day
    Love1sComplicated Love1sComplicated 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 29, 2013

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    Cruisin For A Bruisin

    You would think I learned the first time, right? However that wasn't the case I had probably only been on the boat for two days when I sprained my ankle while playing volleyball the first time. After two days of resting it I decided to play again all was well until I switched to...
    kbrownies kbrownies 16-17, F Jan 30, 2013

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    Irony.

    When i was in high school right outside the auditorium the ground was all uneven, bricks were loosely sticking out everywhere and it really needed some bloody maintenance. When i first saw it i freaked out because I fall over all the time, i knock into things im petty useless, if...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 3, 2012

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    Absolutely, I believe it is called dispraxia,

    I was last to learn to tie my shoelaces still have an ongoing hatred of small buttons and hooks in my clothing. Hopeless at any ball game only ever catch anything if it is by accident. Just the way I am :)
    waddlergirl waddlergirl 51-55, T Feb 15

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    Im A Clumsy Dork :D

    Once i tripped over my foot.
    Rozie16 Rozie16 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 24, 2013

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    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 26

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    Clumsy

    I am so clumsy, I actually think its genetic cause my daughter is the same way,. I bump into everything @ work, I constantly spill things @ home and I am a horrible dancer, although I hate to admit it. I don't know how a Latina can not have rhythm. But hey I am it.
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    Yes, I am clumsy. I hurt myself all the time

    and have scrapes all over my legs from it xP I have always been uncoordinated, don't know why, just am! My theory is that because I'm so short the world is not made to accommodate me, hence I trip and run into stuff a lot. I guess it can't be helped... Just wish I wouldn't get...
    happycupcake happycupcake 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Epic Clumsy Moment!!

    This one probably makes my top 5 (yes, I have a list) :-P I managed to step on my hand & bruise my fingernail and knee myself in the face, all in one fluid, gracefull movement....I was also sitting down on the floor when this happened... Other noteworthy moments include: My old...
    cleverwittyusername cleverwittyusername 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Nothing like pulling shards of glass from your foot at 2:30 in the morning , #clumsy
    sommer02 sommer02 16-17, F Jul 3

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    I am constantly tripping over the sidewalk, or running into the wall when I walk, I've always been really clumsy!
    Mewmeowmew Mewmeowmew 18-21, F Jul 6

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    Once i was walking in the hallway and one of my friends goes "Whats that on your pants?!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and i tripped on the side of the door...
    bellanicoleluv bellanicoleluv 13-15, F Jul 2

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    I am one of the clumsiest people you will ever meet. I have scars all over my body and each one has a hilariously ridiculous story that should only happen in movies behind them...
    janicefromkansas janicefromkansas 18-21, F Jul 15

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    Like if something is in front of me, I am going to trip. Like, one way or another I will trip. I once was watering my flowers, and I tripped on the hose and fell onto my flowers...
    FlowerFollower FlowerFollower 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    I am way to clumsy and I hate it. I wish I was more graceful. I'm just awkward and clumsy and compare myself to way too many people I shouldn't be.
    SaraRose0616 SaraRose0616 16-17, F Jul 18

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    I knew then, what we shared was rare, and by that nature, precious as ever. But I thought our bond so strong & secure, that I failed to grasp just how delicate the bind really was...
    wildf1ower wildf1ower 22-25 1 Response Jul 1

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    I learned only a few years ago that I have Asperger's Syndrome and am clumsy as well as frequently speak very wierdly sometimes, and am socially awkward. I am also narrow minded in...
    Fenrirfenn Fenrirfenn 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 3

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    1. I am Canadian 😄😄 2. I love video games 3. I love music 4. My fav colour is purple 5. Can't live without wifi 6. I need food 7. I am selfless to those who are selfless 8...
    Alyzza123 Alyzza123 13-15, F Jul 3

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    I didn't intend to wait and I don't regret it. It was on my 16th birthday. I mean, it wasn't the best sex ever... It was clumsy, quick and a bit awkward. But I was glad I got that...
    jojijo jojijo 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 8

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