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    I am always dropping things

    or walking into things like doors, its happened so often my family doesnt even mention it anymore. Its just normal.
    TropicalArctic TropicalArctic 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 11, 2014

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    I fall everyday and I can't help myself

    but laugh…idk how did I fall but I do it every single day
    Love1sComplicated Love1sComplicated 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 29, 2013

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    Today

    I am not ordinarily clumsy. Today I forgot to screw the lid on my sugar dispenser. All of the sugar and the lid fell into my tea cup. It was the best tea I ever had.
    boostershot boostershot 26-30 3 Responses Mar 15, 2011

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    victoriaalvarez victoriaalvarez 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2014

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    Pain Is The Key

    Hi...remember me I'm the girl who just keeps on getting hurt. I have to say this might be the worse i have done in a while. I was at choir practice on break when my knee popped out of socket and it wouldn't go back in. Unfortunately, I realized too little too late that I could no...
    kbrownies kbrownies 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 1, 2013

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    Yes I Am!!

    I always either trip or hit myself on something. I tend to spill food or drinks too. I used to be a lot more clumsy when i was younger. I just rarely pay good attention to what i have either in my hands or whats around me. Oh yeah, whenever i hit myself or trip on something, i...
    blackveilbride51 blackveilbride51 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2012

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    There's only one guy

    that I feel I have ever truly loved. We aren't in any way together but we see each other every day. He usually gets to school right after I get my things in my locker. Today, I got to school late and he got to his locker within seconds of me. As usual, my bag needed a little...
    smurfinaround smurfinaround 18-21, F Jun 2, 2014

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    Yeah I just tripped over my own feet

    and fell flat on my face in the middle lunch with some friends, worst part I may or may not have been carrying the main dish...
    TheCreatorOfAll TheCreatorOfAll 18-21, M 1 Response May 11, 2014

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    the moment when i saw an insanely beautiful

    girl in a mall then went to go down the escelater and as she noticed me i tripped and rolled down it :( never gone so red in my life
    Hemanwar Hemanwar 18-21, M Jan 13, 2014

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    I'm so clumsy!! I ran into my bookshelf

    and broke my little toe... Clumsy me
    sapphire0rock sapphire0rock 13-15, F Jul 9, 2014

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    Clumsy

    I am so clumsy, I actually think its genetic cause my daughter is the same way,. I bump into everything @ work, I constantly spill things @ home and I am a horrible dancer, although I hate to admit it. I don't know how a Latina can not have rhythm. But hey I am it.
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    Gah!

    I just totally spilled my ice tea all over my keyboard and desk, now everything is all kinda slightly sticky : (
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 30, 2012

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    Some of my clumsy accidents.

    In the cover photo I have a bruised cheek bone and split lip. Recently I was carrying a mattress up my stairs and my pants fell down, I tripped and went face first into the stairs. I gave myself a blood nose. When I was younger I missed the fire pole on a playground and fell...
    chlo3ann3 chlo3ann3 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 14, 2014

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    Spatial Confusion

    At least once a week I have to say ‘Third time lucky’ when I try to pick something up.  Usually, after a couple of casual and misjudged attempts I cross my eyebrows, snort a little from my nostrils, and try and actually focus on the task at hand.  Fingers, get a bit of a...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 Aug 3, 2011

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    I've learned to laugh at myself

    and not mind if others laugh as well. Sometimes I'm quite funny :)
    Am3917 Am3917 18-21, F 7 Responses Feb 15

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    just slipped over in the shower

    and got a 3 x 1 inch graze on my lil *** from the shower jet now I am the butt of all jokes its ok though I will just turn the other cheek.
    eve888 eve888 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 27

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    So, like I seriously think this is like an

    everyday thing lol.... I "legit" fall up and down the stairs... (Yes I really do fall "up" the stairs) All the time... I drop things. I rip things. I break things. I mean this even goes back to when I was little! When I was three years old I ran into the wall and managed to get...
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    I go outside to turn on a soaker hose

    for the plants, not knowing that I turned on the sprinkler right behind me. I am completely soaked as if I was out in rain!
    ElizabethRivers33 ElizabethRivers33 16-17, F Aug 9, 2014

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    I Used to Be Graceful

    Growing up I took ballet and gymnastics for years.  Once I started taking anti-depressants though my coordination has grown considerably worse.  Now I literally do fall over my own feet and have bruises to prove it.  To think my job has me climbing up on ladders...
    KiaC KiaC 31-35 1 Response Apr 20, 2008

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    Taurean South Paw

    My life has been full of trips, bumps, bruises, spills, and shatters! I need full body armor... and a bib! I used to work in the kitchen of a restarant. I was constantly around hot burners, sharp knives, and grinding blades. YOu can see where THAT'S leading! When...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 13, 2009

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    I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me,

    the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls just get in my way.
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    At school I used to fall over a lot .

    . I was always tearing the knees of my trousers . I hated them any way . Most kids probably do . Why wear them ? If they don't fit or itch and cause discomfort and are difficult to put on or button up or tie together. My mum thought I did it deliberately .. But I didn't I was...
    Homejames Homejames 46-50, M Dec 26, 2014

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    I'm Lucky To Still Have All Of My Teeth

    I just fell. I went into the bathroom I share with my sister to change our trash. My sister had set her phone on the sink with Pandora playing before she went to school. She's at school, but the phone was still on the sink. Call Me Maybe was playing and I couldn't resist dancing...
    MyUnspokenWord MyUnspokenWord 18-21, F Jan 8, 2013

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    I ran into glass before.

    .tripped going up the steps too many times, walked in on someone while they were in the bathroom, fell flat on my butt in the store,( it was the type of boots i was wearing.) of yea, lastly i fell while wearing heels in a restaurant. I prefer 3 inch heels, no higher.
    SentimentalMood SentimentalMood 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 12, 2014

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    I don't get myself sometimes.

    One time I fell on a flat floor. Flat nothing messing with my walking.. FLAT!!! XD Beyond that I just keep hitting and slipping everywhere. Is there any science behind being clumsy!?
    jellyrolls34 jellyrolls34 18-21, F Dec 11, 2014

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    Yes, I am clumsy. I hurt myself all the time

    and have scrapes all over my legs from it xP I have always been uncoordinated, don't know why, just am! My theory is that because I'm so short the world is not made to accommodate me, hence I trip and run into stuff a lot. I guess it can't be helped... Just wish I wouldn't get...
    happycupcake happycupcake 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 24, 2014

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    I have ear problems so don't have the best

    balance. My friends tell me I spend more time on my backside after tripping over then on my feet which is probably true! Least I laugh at it most of the time......
    Turnturn Turnturn 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    I fall over imaginary steps I trip going up the

    stairs I trip over my own feet I'm just clumsy I guess
    90paradise 90paradise 18-21, F Aug 6, 2014

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    So im walkin and textin someone on ep

    and drop my phone face down and when I pick it up it's completely shattered now both cameras don't work and I cut my fingers a couple times..
    awkwardaf awkwardaf 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I go outside to turn on a soaker hose

    for the plants, not knowing that I turned on the sprinkler right behind me. I am completely soaked as if I was out in rain!
    ElizabethRivers33 ElizabethRivers33 16-17, F Aug 9, 2014

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    I Am Very Clumsy...

    I've always been clumsy, since I was a kid. I've sprained my ankles so many times. I guess I'm lucky that I haven't sprained them recently, but I thought I did a few weeks ago. I'll never forget when I lived in an apartment building a few years ago, and I slipped on ice and...
    animallover110293 animallover110293 18-21, F May 29, 2013

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    Riding a penny board on campus

    and having to chase it down a hill... not cool
    Fishees Fishees 18-21, F Nov 5, 2014

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    yes, I Have More B...

    yes, i have more bumps, bruices and cuts onmyself that many people often think it's spousal asbuse (i'm not married). hehe
    AlwaysRemembers AlwaysRemembers 41-45, F 1 Response May 30, 2007

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    So I got into my favorite pjs

    and went to bed. I decded to make me a glass of milk. As soon as I finish pouring it, I trip and spill the jug all over my shirt and pajamas. Ugh, good thing I learned to laugh at myself.
    Abloomingheart Abloomingheart 13-15, F Sep 9, 2014

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    Here's One To Top It All...

    So I had my new cell in my pants pocket and a cup of pepsi on the floor.. I sit down, the phone slides up out of my pocket and directly into the cup of pepsi... Doesnt hit the side or anything, just directly in My reaction: "How does that happen!?!" lmao xD
    EmpathicThespian EmpathicThespian 16-17, F Aug 5, 2012

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    I'm not sure how many people manage to do this,

    but earlier today I stepped back and slipped on the side of a mattress. I ended up falling and hitting the back of my head directly on the corner of our fireplace. The reason the mattress was there is my boyfriend is hanging around this week and he's sleeping in the living room...
    PearlRose PearlRose 18-21 Feb 4

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    I have walked into everything.

    From doors to cutting corners of walls too sharply. From banging my head on the roof of the car when I try to get in to stubbing my toe 7 times a day.
    Hugzdude Hugzdude 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 14

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    Goal: park as far away from the door

    as possible Motive: not to fall on my face
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8 13-15, M Jan 25

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    Clumsy Me

    I am soo clumsy that it is unreal ...I always choke on popcorn while in cinema and make these weird deadly noises which is so embarrasing. Everyday I have ATLEAST 5 cases of either tripping on something or breaking something. I even remember when I fell flat on my face in the...
    limereem limereem 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    I dropped tempered glass

    and I'm wearing my daddy's work shoes so I don't get a booboo while I'm sweeping it up.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 24, 2014

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    Irony.

    When i was in high school right outside the auditorium the ground was all uneven, bricks were loosely sticking out everywhere and it really needed some bloody maintenance. When i first saw it i freaked out because I fall over all the time, i knock into things im petty useless, if...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 3, 2012

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    Just Call Me Gracie

    Accident Prone. Clumsy. Klutzy. Whatever you call it I am very much so. One of the funniest clumsy stories goes back into my junior year of high school. We were all in our gym class just goofing around and I decided I wanted to be a ballerina. I was wearing joggers that were just...
    peacelovinghippiegirl peacelovinghippiegirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 4, 2007

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    Lol I'm so clumsy.. I've broken my phone's

    screen, again! I just fixed it a few months ago. I actually broke it twice in the past few days. The pic below is for people who don't LOVE clumsy people. I am definitely one. =)
    Am3917 Am3917 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 10, 2014

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    I was drinking water from my sipper,

    I forgot to close the lid properly I guess. And all the water on my jeans. To make matters worse, I am at work and I dont have a change of clothes. I had to rely on the hand drier and my friend who was kind enough to help!
    bujji14 bujji14 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2014

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    I trip over EVERYTHING

    and I run into everything but I never actually hit the ground. I know how to catch myself.
    n0rthernwind n0rthernwind 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 12, 2014

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    I had to call the fire brigade

    after trying to make toast (toaster caught on fire), I have broken so many things because I am usually daydreaming and not focusing on where I am going/holding. yet I haven't broken a bone (win!) How do I be more graceful or do I just accept this is who I am? :P
    chloerm chloerm 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 10, 2014

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    Rediculous

    I can walk into anything I don't put my mind to. If I try and avoid something, I'll usually walk right into it. The door, The corner of the table, miss the chair. You name it and I've probably hurt myslef on it in some shape or form. When I played basketball, I would run faster...
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2011