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I Am Clumsy

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    Oh So Clumsy..... - I have always been clumsy but have gotten worse as I have gotten older.  This past January, I apparently slammed my shoulder into a wall (I tend to bounce...
    Gwailo Gwailo 31-35, F Mar 23, 2011

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    Epic Clumsy Moment!! - This one probably makes my top 5 (yes, I have a list) :-P I managed to step on my hand & bruise my fingernail and knee myself in the face, all in one fluid...
    cleverwittyusername cleverwittyusername 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2012

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    Just Call Me Gracie - Accident Prone. Clumsy. Klutzy. Whatever you call it I am very much so. One of the funniest clumsy stories goes back into my junior year of high school. We...
    peacelovinghippiegirl peacelovinghippiegirl 19-21, F 2 Responses Apr 4, 2007

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    When I walk, I have a problem with daydreaming and observing things and people. So, I don't usually watch where I'm going. For example, just last week, while walking from class, I...
    undecideddreamer undecideddreamer 18-21, F Mar 14

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    I had to call the fire brigade after trying to make toast (toaster caught on fire), I have broken so many things because I am usually daydreaming and not focusing on where I am...
    chloerm chloerm 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    Taurean South Paw - My life has been full of trips, bumps, bruises, spills, and shatters! I need full body armor... and a bib! I used to work in the kitchen of a restarant. I...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 13, 2009

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    Oh Its So Stupid ... - I am one of the clumsiest people you will meet if i am quite honest with you. I actually managed to cut my finger open with a COAT HANGER and needed stitches...
    deadinsideout deadinsideout 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 9, 2013

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    Clumsy and stupid! - I dropped a plate on my big toe tonight. I tried to balance the plate on the refrigerator door to get bbq sauce . I bumped the door somehow, which unbalanced...
    Mistol Mistol 26-30, F Sep 28, 2011

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    Irony. - When i was in high school right outside the auditorium the ground was all uneven, bricks were loosely sticking out everywhere and it really needed some bloody maintenance...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 3, 2012

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    I fall everyday and I can't help myself but laugh…idk how did I fall but I do it every single day
    Love1sComplicated Love1sComplicated 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 29, 2013

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    I Think Its Hilarious Though! - I can laugh at myself because I might as well. I might as well accept that im clumsy. Lol omg I have lost count how many times I have tripped over...
    MysteriousShadow MysteriousShadow 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2012

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    Today - I am not ordinarily clumsy. Today I forgot to screw the lid on my sugar dispenser. All of the sugar and the lid fell into my tea cup. It was the best tea I ever had.
    boostershot boostershot 26-30 3 Responses Mar 15, 2011

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    Here's One To Top It All... - So I had my new cell in my pants pocket and a cup of pepsi on the floor.. I sit down, the phone slides up out of my pocket and directly into the cup...
    EmpathicThespian EmpathicThespian 16-17, F Aug 5, 2012

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    I did such bad things in life hahaha ... So I think it's been a year... I was at the grocery store and I was with someone... I wanted to make joke to that person and .... I finally...
    BBCover BBCover 16-17, M Feb 24

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    Lucky Clumsy Me - I've always been clumsy and still am. I don't know how many times I've tripped on my own two feet... in sneakers, on flat ground! I've jabbed my little baby toes...
    SukYoung SukYoung 26-30, F Nov 17, 2013

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    Hot Chocolate Accident - Last night, my Nan made me a lovely mug of hot chocolate which I couldn't wait to start drinking when it cooled down. When it did finally start to cool...
    BeautyOfSuffering BeautyOfSuffering 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 6, 2012

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    Yep - Yeah, I'm clumsy. I can't really say How much of it is MS and How much of it is just me. I usually go in stores and knock things down. Doesn't do any good to pick them back...
    Goslyn Goslyn 31-35, T Mar 26, 2013

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    So Clumsy! - i am very clumsy specially in my home. i trip on furniture and break stuff. i am not fat but i dont know why i hit things in my way. i used to have a lot of cuts and...
    sidslot16 sidslot16 13-15, F Jun 2, 2013

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    I fell down my flight of stairs yesterday. Tripped on my flip flop. I landed on my lower back/butt. Now I have a huge bruise and it hurts to walk. Just awesome. Not. 😁😉
    Alexicutie Alexicutie 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    Not Again... - I seem to have made a habit out of taking the skin off my thumb with my fingernails, since I just did it for the third or fourth time. Anyway, the cut's healing now...
    PearlRose PearlRose 18-21 Dec 2, 2013

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    At Christmas I sprained my wrist at work dropping a ham. One ten pound ham, three inch drop. Now I have a permanent injury and I have to do physio.
    ksnaps ksnaps 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    Clumsy Me - I am soo clumsy that it is unreal ...I always choke on popcorn while in cinema and make these weird deadly noises which is so embarrasing. Everyday I have ATLEAST 5...
    limereem limereem 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    Nickname - So much, I've earned the nickname 'Clumsy' from my Dad. It's all he ever calls me now. I wonder if he actually still knows what my name is, or has forgotten.
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Dec 19, 2007

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    I Am Very Clumsy... - I've always been clumsy, since I was a kid. I've sprained my ankles so many times. I guess I'm lucky that I haven't sprained them recently, but I thought I...
    animallover110293 animallover110293 18-21, F May 29, 2013

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    Cruisin For A Bruisin - You would think I learned the first time, right? However that wasn't the case I had probably only been on the boat for two days when I sprained my ankle...
    kbrownies kbrownies 16-17, F Jan 30, 2013

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    Spatial Confusion - At least once a week I have to say ‘Third time lucky’ when I try to pick something up.  Usually, after a couple of casual and misjudged attempts I cross...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 Aug 3, 2011

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    Once Upon a Time I Was Graceful - i suppose as a child i wasn't extremely graceful, however, i was far from 'clumsy.'  once i started participating in sports, dance, etc. i...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 5 Responses Jun 13, 2007

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    Rediculous - I can walk into anything I don't put my mind to. If I try and avoid something, I'll usually walk right into it. The door, The corner of the table, miss the chair. You...
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    Gah! - I just totally spilled my ice tea all over my keyboard and desk, now everything is all kinda slightly sticky : (
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 30, 2012

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    I Used to Be Graceful - Growing up I took ballet and gymnastics for years.  Once I started taking anti-depressants though my coordination has grown considerably worse. ...
    KiaC KiaC 31-35 1 Response Apr 20, 2008

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    Clumsiest Girl Ever - Ahah glad I found this mutual clumsy experience. I am SOOOOOOOOO clumsy.. Really... My mother freaks out because of me! Im not careful with my things, dont...
    ironie ironie 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 24, 2008

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    Pain Is The Key - Hi...remember me I'm the girl who just keeps on getting hurt. I have to say this might be the worse i have done in a while. I was at choir practice on break when...
    kbrownies kbrownies 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 1, 2013

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    I'm Lucky To Still Have All Of My Teeth - I just fell. I went into the bathroom I share with my sister to change our trash. My sister had set her phone on the sink with Pandora...
    MyUnspokenWord MyUnspokenWord 18-21, F Jan 8, 2013

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    I Am Clumsy - I don't know what it is about me but to me happen stupid things all the time, I spill drinks over my closes, break drop and break things, fall, run into people...
    GrueneRose GrueneRose 22-25 2 Responses Jan 15, 2007

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    Clumsy - I am so clumsy, I actually think its genetic cause my daughter is the same way,. I bump into everything @ work, I constantly spill things @ home and I am a horrible dancer...
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    Dojiko Ftw - I walk into walls, trees, signs, I trip all the time...It`s a wonder I didn`t kill myself yet. As martial artists out there know, hitting hard stuff toughens you up. I...
    MugiwaraBlair MugiwaraBlair 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 27, 2010

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    the moment when i saw an insanely beautiful girl in a mall then went to go down the escelater and as she noticed me i tripped and rolled down it :( never gone so red in my life
    Hemanwar Hemanwar 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    yes, I Have More B... - yes, i have more bumps, bruices and cuts onmyself that many people often think it's spousal asbuse (i'm not married). hehe
    AlwaysRemembers AlwaysRemembers 41-45, F 1 Response May 30, 2007

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    the moment when i saw an insanely beautiful girl in a mall then went to go down the escelater and as she noticed me i tripped and rolled down it :( never gone so red in my life
    Hemanwar Hemanwar 18-21, M Jan 13

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    Why Yes, Yes I Am - Let's see here where do I start? Hmmmm Not a day goes by that I do not do something super silly and manage to hurt myself haha I have plenty of examples...
    Greeneyedandcurious Greeneyedandcurious 22-25, F Jun 14, 2012

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    I Trip Over My Own Feet - Last year I was walking down the steps and after stepping off the last step, I tripped for no apparent reason, and sprang both of my ancles. The year...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 20, 2011

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    I've never been "daddy's little girl" and I don't think I ever will. I can never seem to get along with my father in any way at all. I have three sisters, and they don't help that...
    mcsunshine09 mcsunshine09 13-15, F Mar 22

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    I had such a beautiful vision the other night, almost as though I went straight into R.E.M sleep. I lay down, closed my eyes, and as I lay there, a beautifully colored butterfly...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F Mar 23

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    but i am afraid of it. No, it is not about "being shy". Why? I am afraid of girls' boyfriend I am afraid of cops I am afraid of those people that knew me and thought I was...
    InFiDeL0020 InFiDeL0020 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 24

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    “Wow babe. Then let me call. Cause I feel the same way.” Her heart was racing. The lump forming in her throat, full of nervous energy and diabolical sexual tension, began to...
    Luckylotus013 Luckylotus013 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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