I Am Completely Random

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 521 People

    Which is more messy, Your hair

    or your life? Lol
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    1 Response Feb 8, 2015

    Especially when Im thinking.

    .. It's like bolts hitting in every direction.
    LadyWhatever LadyWhatever
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 27, 2014

    I'm a writer as well

    as a mma fighter and i'm very random...hence why I'm probably still single...I just do what I want to do when I want to do it...I just totally switch plans from one direction to a completely different one
    yummy5541 yummy5541
    31-35, F
    Aug 20, 2015
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    1 Response Jan 5, 2015

    That moment when you realized

    that the cake is a lie...
    JadedMoonbeam JadedMoonbeam
    31-35, F
    Jul 25, 2014

    I have THE weirdest dreams guys I had a dream

    that my guinea pig gave birth...but my guinea pig is a boy -.-
    Babyabby2015 Babyabby2015
    16-17, F
    Aug 19, 2015

    Makes More Sense

                   When I talk to people, in a conversation, I could be completely random about a topic, its like I serpentine around the topic, weaving back and forth with the main topic. I consider this to be...
    free112 free112
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Apr 6, 2010

    I say a lot of weird **** in front my close

    friends (which I my 'best friends' to be referred as, since saying bffs or **** like that is weird af).
    acitythatneverwakesup acitythatneverwakesup
    18-21, F
    Sep 27, 2014

    I want a pet jellyfish

    and a unicorn
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    Jan 12, 2016

    My mouth tastes like the **** they put in your

    mouth at the dentists to clean your teeth. Yuck.
    PunkRockUnicorn PunkRockUnicorn
    16-17, F
    Sep 27, 2014
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Nov 9, 2014

    My teacher changed our seats today

    and I felt like I was in another dimension. I got so use to my seat it literally felt like I was in another state and another classroom.
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    2 Responses Jan 6, 2015

    This Is Kind of Funny

    Now that I think about it I guess you just had to be there.....I have reason to believe that I could possibly be one of the more random people that I have ever met. (Besides my friend Johnathan) I was at my cousins house playing Jeopardy on their PS2. We were on teams and we (my...
    muffintopwarrior muffintopwarrior
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 7, 2007

    Sometimes you hurt someone

    even if you didnt mean any harm ....
    Zoce Zoce
    22-25, M
    Feb 12, 2014

    First why is it that every time I put a post up

    here I'm sitting on the toilet while doing so??! Lol. That's not the reason I'm writing this post. Hahaha. Seriously though don't inbox me if you don't have anything pleasant to say. I mean really sexually conversation is not what this app is about. Take that crap somewhere else...
    JayeLove JayeLove
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 10, 2014
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Jun 24, 2014

    Ahhhh it looks like it's snowing outside!

    Dang I wish it was... :c that would be awesome
    PunkRockUnicorn PunkRockUnicorn
    16-17, F
    1 Response Oct 1, 2014

    Stream of Consciousness

    There are times where I can be having what is pegged as a "normal" conversation  such as "how was work today?" or "I went to see this movie and it was awesome!" Then there are times in which I like to randomly blurt out my love for cacti, how...
    inuratus inuratus
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 5, 2008

    I messed up Kool-Aid one time.

    I used powdered sugar
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    Today i went out with someone an we sat there

    for like a hour watched two old people go into bathroom male an female an we was like i wonder who comes out first! an then i said well we just had a fullfilling day didnt we an said person said yea lets go now Lawl
    PrincessMarshmellow PrincessMarshmellow
    18-21, F
    Feb 20, 2015
    NoOrdinaryDork NoOrdinaryDork
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 23, 2014

    My kids tell me so, there

    for I must be... "Banana baby bumble butts" yea I really just don't know, who has w-h-o-r-e bacon extra fried and cripsy
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    1 Response Jan 16, 2015

    More Fun Being a Child

    when i was young i felt i could say anything anytime and get away with it ...just b/c i was a child. as an adult(24) i still very much want to say those weird and random things  when caught in boring convo's with others!
    Jessie1984 Jessie1984
    22-25, F
    Jan 18, 2009

    Did Someone Say Something About a Purple Shoe?

    I don't know where I come up with some of the things I say. I'm pretty sure they fall out of my arse. I don't know what to tell you people. I mean, c'mon, who has an earring back? I seem to have misplaced my cow-shaped money clip. What am I talking about?
    EmKat EmKat
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 27, 2007

    Does anyone now the name of the book where

    that girl falls for he best friends boyfriend and she freaks out and the main characters best friend was gay and his dad didn't like it and he was into horoscopes? please help its killing me
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    2 Responses Jan 7, 2015

    I like wearing big sweaters

    and cuddle my pillow while being depressed and suicidal
    IrwinsScars IrwinsScars
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 1, 2014

    No Filter Up Here...

    Well to be honest it's just more fun to be spontaneous and do random ****. And the things that come out of my mouth, I honestly don't know where they come from.  Sometimes there is just no thought process and I definately lack a filter.  At times I say things...
    megpan megpan
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 21, 2009

    I tried out for volleyball

    but didn't make the team oh well I'm a track person anyway
    Babyabby2015 Babyabby2015
    16-17, F
    Sep 2, 2015

    Lately I have been very random we will be

    talking about our car and all it's scratches I'll just say something like we need more glue...and just the other day we were sitting down stairs and having a family meeting and all the sudden I just blurted out I like to draw and need charcoal pencils it was odd because they all...
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree
    16-17, F
    Sep 23, 2014

    Oh, you are indeed a silly goose monkey,

    would you like some cheddar....
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    13 Responses Jan 16, 2015
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 17, 2014

    I feel like this bean plant looks like a

    butterfly. But only for a few hours. :) Timed this photo. :) Only happens once in its life.
    prettyprude prettyprude
    36-40, F
    Jan 11, 2016


    I get lost in sometimes in these tv shows.  I think one of the funnier ones is Sienfeld, they are so random.  I know that it is intended for that but really how many people do you know talk about nothing, i find the show humerous because they talk about things in...
    luvbugg77 luvbugg77
    26-30, F
    Apr 7, 2007
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