I Am Convinced Santa Is Evil

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    So, there's this guy who took over the north pole and enslaved all the natives. Propaganda and free labor fuels his empire. What does he get out of it? Cookies. The man is clearly mad.
    Mdear Mdear
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 22, 2010

    So here I am walking into the nearby Walmart

    and as I step into the greeting area I noticed a pretty gal walking in front of me. I took about 3 more steps and this frickin robot Santa clause came to life and started dancing around right next to me. Man it made me jump. Like it was on a motion sensor and when I got close...
    Releasinginyour Releasinginyour
    31-35, M
    Dec 5, 2015

    Why the Lie

    your parents r supposed to be truthful , honest etc! Right? So why lie bout Santa. Your brought up believing in this lie, you think this man is real! Then you find out " i'm sorry darling" Santas a lie!! A huge cospirisie to fool youngsters everywhere!! Why? Just give...
    wordsdonotsayit wordsdonotsayit
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 26, 2009
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