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I Am Crazy

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    I can say that I'm crazy.

    .but if anyone else does...even jokingly...them I'm just pissed off at them.LOL I know that I'm not "normal." Who really wants to be? But sometimes I get so many thoughts in my head that it feels like it's going to explode.:( When I get rejected...it depends on how much I...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 17

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    It Only Takes A Spark

    Keep rubbing the stones...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    Before It Was Cool

    in elementary school I was the kid who ate dirt and swallowed worms and frogs. dug up gopher snakes in the fields as long as I was tall, and wore them like fashion accessories to terrify the girls. I turned 'safe and sane' fireworks into pipe bombs in the family garage. I did...
    CopperCoil CopperCoil 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 11, 2012

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    So, I think I'm crazy,

    like really I have problems! I just can;t connect with anyone. I just spent the day yesterday avoiding some girls at school... they're not bullying me they just made the bad decision to sit near me and completly ignor me... It's not like they don't know me they've been in my...
    lsm92 lsm92 18-21, F Aug 28

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    Did I just smile at a msg ?

    Or did i just logg on expecting to find that "someone" Online ? EP you sneaky devil did you just sneak up one on me!
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    If you can't fall asleep,

    just get yourself off a few times. The release of endorphins in your brain will speed up your body going to sleep. This isn't me trying to be a pervert and I will no tolerate comments of the such. I'm just pointing out a little known fact.
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 28

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    This guy means so much to me

    and I've known him for 4 hours WOW
    sassyjay sassyjay 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 10

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    Never know why I didn't think of it before:

    waffles and chocolate sauce
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Sep 9

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    I like to scream shout

    and bully the people I find attractive or like. Everyone's beautiful to me. Honestly I'm sorry :(
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My Latest Dirtbike Experience :d

    last year i was on a dirtbike riding it after working midnights . No shirt . no helmet . just me and the bike and a windy day . i was doing great . then i decided to do a one wheel ride . Crashed and burned . the bike landing on me cracking ribs and ******* up bike . Instead of...
    dylanxmichael dylanxmichael 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 3, 2012

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    I just created a time capsule.

    . First task, collect the front page of the local news paper. Second task, have my family write me a letter of something they want me to know in ten years. Third task, don't open it for ten years. Fourth task, don't pester my relatives over what they wrote.
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Aug 30

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    Soap On A Rope

    It cleans my face The smell It can't be beat Lathering up my short hair Soap on a rope Cleaning my shoulders Down my arms In my pits too Can't even try to drop Soap on a rope Have to take it Off my neck In order to wash Lower parts With soap on a rope Private parts feel Exposed...
    stankadiddlehopper stankadiddlehopper 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 25, 2013

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    I Dont Mind Hearing It Again

    ive been told by my mom, that crazy i am. ive been told by my siblings, that crazy i am, theres been doctors, crazy is what they call me, therapist try to rephrase it, but crazy is what they call me. they say i have traumas, & that theres many ways to heal but naa im fine, pain...
    AdriLovesDenver AdriLovesDenver 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 2, 2012

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    Dear EP you're a crackhead,

    sincerely TheAmazingSpiderJoe Me in regards to my addin someone who added me and it saying they just added me -.-
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    I am crazy if you think you are crazier

    than me think again that's why people call me the insane because I do lots of crazy things and my inner beast is Alpha he is a half man half bull and he has black fur and dark eyes when I'm mad I'm more dangerous and insane and me and Alpha do not like none believers
    dangerousperson dangerousperson 26-30, M Sep 2

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    Uuhh

    wow me crazy could it be naaaaaa   *giggles*
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    So benefits of living in northern

    illinois: Cons of living in northern illinois: EVERYTHING
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 16

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    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 16

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    That is to say, I have three to four mental

    illnesses. They're not the "psychosis" kind, so it's not like I wear a tin-foil hat to keep up communication with the aliens (I just call them on the phone). But crazy isn't the worse thing to be in the world :)
    hangingbyshoestrings hangingbyshoestrings 22-25, M May 22

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    Today in the store I was annoying these old

    people I guess because they were giving me dirty looks. So of course I got a shopping cart and started riding on it yelling "onward my noble steed!"
    cicizzle cicizzle 13-15, F Sep 21

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    Yea I'm crazy and bipolar.

    I know, I don't need anyone to tell me, but the thing about being bipolar is... When I'm sad, pissed, or mad I can be the biggest *****, but when I'm happy... I'm truly happy!
    shimmersandsparkles shimmersandsparkles 26-30, F 3 Responses May 3

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    Damn straight I'm crazy,

    pretty known for it aswell, the things that go through my head man...
    GuuIsAwesome GuuIsAwesome 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 27

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    Pandora smokes crack,

    it's playing two songs at once, by two different artists with two different tones, rhythms, everything!
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Sep 15

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    Hi there, I saw your posting

    for a 06 magnum for 6500. This is going to sound totally ridiculous, but if I were to pay you 2500 sometime next 2 weeks and then 250 every month until my other job starts next year (pays hella better than my current) I'd be able to give another 1500 in February, and then 500 a...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 17

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    I like this. I thought it was Gin at first

    and to me that makes more sense
    heartzs heartzs 16-17, F Sep 12

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    heartzs heartzs 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 11

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    She wants me to suffer,

    god why'd I have to be so mean earlier
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 4

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    I Am Crazy.

    or so i've been told. ::considers:: if this is crazy, i think i like it. when i worked at the haunted house, the nights when i wasn't the vampire bride i was 'insane asylum girl'. the costume was a straight jacket, mussed hair, and dark eyes. i sat in a padded room, with a red...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 17 Responses Mar 4, 2008

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    Here’s to the crazy ones.

    The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. But the only thing you...
    orwellian orwellian 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 17

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    Am I Crazy?

    I'm crazy like.. easter bunnies. No wait. I'm crazy like.. Jim Carrey. No wait. I'm crazy like.. Screech from Saved by the Bell. No wait. I'm crazy like.. a crazy person. No. Wait.. Where are you going? Why are you looking at me like that? I hadn't even...
    emptyroads emptyroads 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 21, 2010

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    I Found This Quotation On A Card.

    If I am crazy, if I am mad.  Then this is the kind of mad I want to be.....The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn...
    charlie248 charlie248 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 20, 2011

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    Dare Me ?

    I have lived all my life avoiding troubles and not doing nothing stupid. I am now 20 and I am thinking the opposite. It's probably just hormones, who know..but I need to do something crazy, something insane in order to feel alive. I have that thin inner voice that shouts "f1cking...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Apr 2, 2012

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    Me.

    I still believe that there can be peace on earth. I must be crazy.
    monkeysintheattic monkeysintheattic 36-40 8 Responses Jul 23, 2012

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    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 18 hrs ago

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    Crazy Me

    I love people who are called crazy, but because they have the courage to live and tell you what some normal people wouldn’t tell. Being normal is not a bad thing, but only being normal can be boring too, nothing in life has an ounce of joy if you don‘t have a touch of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    I wanted to be with someone I find beautiful.

    ..and be in complete control of his and wanted to have a child with him...and when he doesn't want to be with me I want him to just kill me... I don't think it's normal :/
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I swear someone just knocked on the door to my

    house, but the dogs didn't hear it and when I checked no one was there. WTF
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Sep 17

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    Examples Of My Insanity #001: The Litmus Test

    I have been telling people I am crazy since I was about 8 years old. Nobody ever believed me because I was more reasonable and rational at 8 than most people are now. It took a very long time for me to find a way to quickly describe the way in which I am insane. Here it is...
    Contranym Contranym 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 3, 2011

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    Lol only a little bit ;).

    ...But isn't everyone a little crazy?
    Smileeboo Smileeboo 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Dislike The Word Crazy...

    To use the word 'crazy' implies there is such a thing as 'normal'. And as we all know there is not such thing as normal.
    ollifer ollifer 31-35, F 8 Responses Jun 17, 2010

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    This is what happens

    when I talk to people whilst doing homework
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    Pure Serenity, Sheer Joy....

    Hey guys :)Me again to tantalise and titilate you with my semi-philosophical and badly written insights into my experience of God, the World and Everything.Do you know what it was I missed all this time? ( Here comes the wibbling)( Brace yourselves)It was the fact that...
    charlie248 charlie248 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 14, 2013

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    So yesterday I inadvertently huffed about 1 mL

    of 6M HCL >.< I'm still feeling the effects blah **** aluminum and copper chlorate
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Sep 19

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    Somewhere in my head I feel like I must be

    subconsciously telling myself you will come back one day. I am scared what will happen if I don't.
    BookOfShadows BookOfShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 6

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    I am insane. Do I spout random objects

    for attention? Or scream so I look strange? No. There is this thing in my head where I know it shouldn't be. It this little thing inside my brain, which talks me, which helps me cry to sleep. I have nothing to cry about though. Quite strange, huh? My teacher stares at me, I am...
    SHADOWSAYSNO SHADOWSAYSNO 16-17, F Dec 21, 2013

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    Hey Man

    You know.. I'm really okay... THE GUN IN MY HAND WILL TELL YOU THE SAME xP  Gotta love Offspring
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 11, 2010

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    KylieLaine KylieLaine 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 24

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    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    My coworker has this thing on his desk with his

    name and I put my arm on it. I didn't expect this
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 29

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    You arent crazy if you think you are crazy.

    You seem to have a firm grip on reality to me. "crazy" person. :)
    IBelieveInAThingCalledLove IBelieveInAThingCalledLove 16-17, T Aug 30

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    Comfort Over Freedom

    People like to choose comfort over freedom because they fear they would be lost without rules that limits what the world defines sane as. With Freedom comes anything possible. Comfort being sane and Freedom being insane.
    LightlySaltedSalmon LightlySaltedSalmon 18-21, F Feb 24, 2013

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    Crazy?

    I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. They told me I was crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. They told me I was crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. They told me I was crazy... ...
    Elwing Elwing 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 10, 2008

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    I Prefer the Term Eccentric

    Every generation in my family has one that's kinda "off".  I guess that's me this time around.  I'm crazy in a harmless, weirdo sort, not the, "holy hell, that guy's unstable" sort.  I'll generally go about simple tasks in very unusual ways, I...
    AppleJelle AppleJelle 22-25, M 2 Responses May 14, 2009

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    Its Like I Cant Make Up My Mind

    well theres something that has to be told but i cant let myself or tink say anything about it. although i want to, theres still a part of me that wont let her. im also beging to go back to my old self about barely caring about anything that i dont see need for me to care about...
    AnikiMomo AnikiMomo 18-21 1 Response