It cleans my face
It can't be beat
Lathering up my short hair
Soap on a rope
Cleaning my shoulders
Down my arms
In my pits too
Can't even try to drop
Soap on a rope
Have to take it
Off my neck
In order to wash
With soap on a rope
Private parts feel
in elementary school I was the kid who ate dirt and swallowed worms and frogs. dug up gopher snakes in the fields as long as I was tall, and wore them like fashion accessories to terrify the girls. I turned 'safe and sane' fireworks into pipe bombs in the family garage. I did...
People like to choose comfort over freedom because they fear they would be lost without rules that limits what the world defines sane as. With Freedom comes anything possible.
Comfort being sane and Freedom being insane.
is *throws book* screw your reality and I replace it with my madness rainbow everything now make it go boom bang pew laser sharks oh dear God what do we do captain we throw kittens at them yes load the cannons with all the cheese you can find, what the hell happened to my train...
or so i've been told.
if this is crazy, i think i like it.
when i worked at the haunted house, the nights when i wasn't the vampire bride i was 'insane asylum girl'. the costume was a straight jacket, mussed hair, and dark eyes. i sat in a padded room, with a red...
and I don't want to save myself so no one can save me.
I don't think I'm capable of love not to anyone because everyone I care about said I have two conflicting personalities I can be really nice and kind to them and the next second I'm cold and cruel.
So what am I? I'm...
Or a guy.
Or a hypocrit.
Outside kmart smoking.
Looking at females.
Assessing who cares.
And who is bad for me.
based on looks.
How insane is that???
How egomanaically masculine???
I love people who are called crazy, but because they have the courage to live and tell you what some normal people wouldn’t tell. Being normal is not a bad thing, but only being normal can be boring too, nothing in life has an ounce of joy if you don‘t have a touch of...
for attention? Or scream so I look strange? No. There is this thing in my head where I know it shouldn't be. It this little thing inside my brain, which talks me, which helps me cry to sleep. I have nothing to cry about though. Quite strange, huh? My teacher stares at me, I am...
I'm crazy like.. easter bunnies.
I'm crazy like.. Jim Carrey.
I'm crazy like.. Screech from Saved by the Bell.
I'm crazy like.. a crazy person.
Where are you going?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I hadn't even...
last year i was on a dirtbike riding it after working midnights . No shirt . no helmet . just me and the bike and a windy day . i was doing great . then i decided to do a one wheel ride . Crashed and burned . the bike landing on me cracking ribs and ******* up bike . Instead of...
a beautiful pretty teenager that looks like a Disney princess and I'm gonna wear makeup and dress in pink and do mah nails....."
Now I'm just like *in sweatpants and tee shirt eating a bag of potato chips* "**** happens."
Last weekend my friends and I went to the local open air mall and we spent the majority of the time going into random stores smelling merchandise and getting 20 question machines to think we had dirty minds when we were just thinking about pie the one time we tried 'dirty stuff...
Here is my bucket list, the order is not according to the priority but as it comes to my mind..
1. Go to Paris
2. Travel to Antarctica
3. Learn Scuba Diving
4. Write a book
5. Eat chocolate whole day
6. Bungee Jumping
7. Love someone more than me
8. Be proud of being a Son, a...
I suffer from four different mental illnesses, I just went and paid for college and they made me having an interview promising I would contain my mental illnesses through my college years and not become psychotic. Lol, alright? This college sounds cool. But I'm feeling psycho...
not only among my friends at home and and college, I am going to brand myself crazy among my relatives. Ouch. Ouch....
This is by far the hardest thing I have done in my life. A lot of people I hold dear are going to die this summer, and for some of them I can do something...
illnesses. They're not the "psychosis" kind, so it's not like I wear a tin-foil hat to keep up communication with the aliens (I just call them on the phone). But crazy isn't the worse thing to be in the world :)
and I'm a ******* person :( while I didn't even do anything I just didn't want them to get my number and then they did this and this
person is on EP his name is swoopthecoop he is so mean I texted him he said can u have your number and I didn't want to give it he just blocked...
if u push my buttons u will DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It always helps to no some1 b4 u ask them out
Ya that's how crazy I am I feel like I could kill some1 anywhere anytime and feel nothing no regret or remorse I'm insane rnt I
and forth but I think I'm going to stay..I've talked to Jane (part of the EP staff) and she had helped with my problems and such. Helped clear out the bad people on here. And I have so many friends, so glad I made this decision. :)
well theres something that has to be told but i cant let myself or tink say anything about it. although i want to, theres still a part of me that wont let her. im also beging to go back to my old self about barely caring about anything that i dont see need for me to care about...
If I am crazy, if I am mad. Then this is the kind of mad I want to be.....The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn...
I have been telling people I am crazy since I was about 8 years old. Nobody ever believed me because I was more reasonable and rational at 8 than most people are now. It took a very long time for me to find a way to quickly describe the way in which I am insane. Here it is...
Every generation in my family has one that's kinda "off". I guess that's me this time around. I'm crazy in a harmless, weirdo sort, not the, "holy hell, that guy's unstable" sort. I'll generally go about simple tasks in very unusual ways, I...
ive been told by my mom,
that crazy i am.
ive been told by my siblings,
that crazy i am,
theres been doctors,
crazy is what they call me,
therapist try to rephrase it,
but crazy is what they call me.
they say i have traumas, & that theres many ways to heal
but naa im fine, pain...
all the little pieces fall into place a little too well.
Unfortunately it being a circle I have gotten nowhere.
familiar things teach forgotten lessons.
cats in boxes
all possibilities exists
fear will stop you from letting them be so
it’s better to live in hell than die in...
I always had the urge to ***** naked, having no inhibitions. People always say I ain't normal for doing so, but I don't care. I might be crazy, but it's a good kind of crazy. I ain't doing any harm with it.
I have lived all my life avoiding troubles and not doing nothing stupid. I am now 20 and I am thinking the opposite. It's probably just hormones, who know..but I need to do something crazy, something insane in order to feel alive. I have that thin inner voice that shouts "f1cking...
while avoiding doing anything actually productive and ran across this video. It was posted by a friend of mine (female) from high school so I thought I'd check it out and see what she was "Lmfao" about.
"Ok, so this is the Universal Hot Crazy Matrix. It's everything a...
The one person I need has let me down. Why? Why am I doing this again? Because I have too, thats why. A lot of people I care about are going to die. I am truly alone. Its ok. I lose everything either way. I finally feel tired after a week. Time to sleep.
Time to get work done.
that I have delusions is because I'm bored with my life. It's a good life, that's for sure, but I mean it's the same thing everyday. Having some sort of underlying story or conflict enriches my existence. Even if it's all lies, it keeps my brain entertained.