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I Am Creating The Dumb And Dumber Club

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    Don't Do As I Do!

    I got this bright idea to make "natural" Solstice decorations and not use those plastic Santa Clauses and other crap for my holiday tree this year. So I am making stick art, stars and angels and such from sticks on the property. I saw these nice slick vines and decided that these...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone 51-55, F 10 Responses Dec 5, 2011

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    You Name It... I've Done It !

     Oh so, so many things I have long since erased from my mind, but the stupid things my mind lets me remember are the following ; Slipping over on ice whilst crossing a busy main road, not uncommon, but I did a spectacular "whoppsa daisy "  landed on my bum, then continued...
    wildnotfree wildnotfree 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    If I hear one more child try to correct me, I will show them what adults really do, and tell them to get their dumb *** somewhere and sit down.
    Blackstallion76 Blackstallion76 36-40, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    If I was as smart like majority of the population; I would be satisfied. I am dumber than a sack of nails. Although my class mates say that I am "self determined and really bright...
    WeirdOtaku WeirdOtaku 18-21, M Jul 5

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    I need someone to tell me why I'm so stupid ugly and dumb I have a ****** up life and just need to die 😫😭😭😢😓😩
    becca9011 becca9011 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    I always knew what to do and what to say to people including girls.. But I always found myself dumbfounded, incredibly stupid and looser when it comes to The Girl...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M Jul 12

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    I hate dumb ******* with stupid answers lmaoooo
    chinadoll702 chinadoll702 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    "You're crazy!!" Yep, I am. I'll take all those risks that you think is crazy to try for. But I'm not dumb to take them, because I'm aware of the pros and cons. At the end of the...
    unknownfamiliar unknownfamiliar 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    ....or dumb is right around the corner where smart stopped walking
    JayLee23 JayLee23 26-30, M Jul 18

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    Cant Stand Dumb People On Ep
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    Breakfast Club was too short, amirite? :(
    TheGuywiththeDeLorean TheGuywiththeDeLorean 13-15, M Jun 29

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    I was so sick of everyone talking about 50 shades of grey. I decided to wipe my *** with almost every copy of it for book club at the beginning of chapter 5. All the ladies didn't...
    Fartmickfart Fartmickfart 31-35, F Jun 29

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    I'm really obsessed with the song red neck yacht club by Craig Morgan
    wmc1244 wmc1244 16-17 1 Response Jun 30

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    It's definitely not for me and not my thing. For one, I don't drink, don't smoke, don't take drugs and don't like being around those kind of people at the clubs and bars who do. I...
    texaschic35 texaschic35 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    The Breakfast Club - Right On Track
    AnnRhodes AnnRhodes 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I love love love love Marica this night where hitting the night club and I got I signed jersey Thomas muller for Germany real one and a minute after I start listening to I NEED A...
    Cool12367 Cool12367 22-25, T 3 days ago

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    If I hear about one more idiot leaving their child in the car. The sad thing about it, is it's my generation, and younger generations. I think the parent should be sent to the...
    Blackstallion76 Blackstallion76 36-40, M 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    He's so kind and trusting and since he doesn't have the life experience I have, he is easily manipulated and influenced. His friend is doing this and even as his girlfriend, I'm...
    kanagato kanagato 26-30 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    So many people on here have so many problems...
    2spiffy2care 2spiffy2care 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    After so long of trying to make everyone else happy, I can thank my 17 month old daughter for teaching me that it is time for me to focus on myself and her of course instead of...
    sunniedays89 sunniedays89 22-25, F Jul 1

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    Sooooooooo I tell every guy on here that I have a bf and tell them more then once....: soooooo when I bring it up later idk why they act like I have never told them before
    stuff950 stuff950 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 29

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    Only for girls 😜😜 Yesterday i saw **** 1 of lesbians
    tanayvashisth tanayvashisth 18-21, M Jul 1

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    Last night.... God damn i knew this would happen
    WendyDarlin WendyDarlin 18-21, F Jul 1

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    like you know when you hear someone talking like every last word but can't repeat **** but 1 word or if you're lucky 2 words of what they said to them, or you will just be...
    lay1 lay1 13-15, F Jul 1

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    Duh, winning! 
    AldousHuxtable AldousHuxtable 41-45, M Jul 4

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    I hate it when you say you're bored and people ask why are you so bored like ***** obviously cause I do to have nothing to do!!!
    mollyBae mollyBae 18-21, F Jul 8

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    A friend of mine was expressing her thoughts, since i keep on waiting for the new things that she brings, n plus i was amused with her intelligent words, i made this stupid mistake...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Yeah yeah that's my pic, yeah yeah I'm getting braces. Yeah yeah I'm getting my colen cleaned out- the hard way. Well out of everybody in my school I'm least likely to get married...
    ZKAZ ZKAZ 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    I LOVE POPPING CHERRIES Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 69 PEOPLE 69 PEOPLE? love popping cherries? My dirty mind doesn't understand the way that works. LOL.
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jul 10

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    Supporting political parties. Blaming poor. Praising wealthy. Allowing troops to get hurt for oil. Allowing inflation. Blaming president not presidents owners.
    converted converted 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    Well, idk. Is it possible to unlearn something? 'Cause I feel like I've unlearned many things, including writing good essays.
    misselley misselley 13-15, F Jul 17

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    It's not cool to put people on blast. It's not cool to take snapshots of their conversations or experiences and label them as something. People do not need your unnecessary...
    Xander8905 Xander8905 18-21, M Jul 18

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    Lol. Lmao. On the planet too. Some good. Some a curse.
    converted converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    So many morons surround us, it's not even funny... Some are even in our government
    xJamix xJamix 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    Soooo damn true couldnt agree more
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F Jul 19

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    You gotta be tough. When you get knocked down you gotta get back up. best song ever. Roger Allan wade
    dontsaycant dontsaycant 22-25, M a week ago

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    We know where she watches others in lime trees in the tall forests next to a open field of lambs.
    Okayurturn Okayurturn 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    I honestly thought that a 50s radio looked liked a toaster
    tajjonez tajjonez 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Who here has fooled the system and is under 13?
    iamnoor iamnoor 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    It's not my thing. Not the type of people I want to be around or the type of atmosphere I want to be in.
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    Soon I won't be anymore!! 😊✌️
    dannielong1 dannielong1 13-15, F Jun 30

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    Hey guys looking for some new friends and hopefully a best friend. I'm 14. I love music (mostly rock and metal) i love reading, art, writing stories/songs. I'm shy at first but...
    xXchaos71Xx xXchaos71Xx 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    Anyone d1rty h0rny teens out there message me 😉😏
    Ryandlion24 Ryandlion24 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    In less than 3h am going to fly to LA and get my trail out wish me good luck guys. History Repeat Itself :) ;)
    kylejuster kylejuster 18-21, M Jul 3

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    I would love to talk to some people my age (:
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 4

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    I would love to meet some people my age c:
    texansfan00 texansfan00 13-15, M Jul 4

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    Who's 15😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😛😛
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 4

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