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I Am Creating The Dumb And Dumber Club

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    You Name It... I've Done It !

     Oh so, so many things I have long since erased from my mind, but the stupid things my mind lets me remember are the following ; Slipping over on ice whilst crossing a busy main road, not uncommon, but I did a spectacular "whoppsa daisy "  landed on my bum, then continued...
    wildnotfree wildnotfree 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2011

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    Don't Do As I Do!

    I got this bright idea to make "natural" Solstice decorations and not use those plastic Santa Clauses and other crap for my holiday tree this year. So I am making stick art, stars and angels and such from sticks on the property. I saw these nice slick vines and decided that these...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone 56-60, F 10 Responses Dec 5, 2011

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    I am from Virginia, the south!, and one thing i hate is when people assume that everyone from the south is dumb and stupid. I am a very accomplished person and i take much offense...
    JennyR97 JennyR97 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 29

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    Hey Everyone.! This is extremely important. Please go take the pledge at www.imintohire.org . I'm in this club called Best Buddies with my school. What is it.? It is a national...
    ToriDianne ToriDianne 16-17, F Oct 14

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    Don't ask a dumbass question if you didn't want a smartass answer v.v
    Selphira Selphira 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    I like playing dumb with smartasses...
    gaeainchaos gaeainchaos 22-25, F Oct 8

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    Nirvana - Dumb wait u though i was going to write a 10000 words text CRYING ABOUT how much i am insecure about about myself !!!?!?!? U GUESS WRONG AM OUT, PEACE...
    Evildonut Evildonut 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 14

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    It was so funny at the time I even woke up laughing. (I've been told I laugh in my sleep a lot). Anyway, my dream was about people who were being very suspicious and going into...
    sweetiebomb sweetiebomb 22-25 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I like to blame autocorrect for most of my dumbness.
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 2 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    Essentially everything relating to this hotel is spot on. The employees are excellent as will be the foodstuff. Delux rooms are quite at ease. Outstanding foods and services.Rooms...
    Keniaga838 Keniaga838 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    Didn't realize it was a club till now
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F Oct 9

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    This story will be I hope "a meeting of the minds" or actually a place to air your complaints and suggestions for improvements in how EP is formatted ...the actual site format...
    OkCountryBoy OkCountryBoy 66-70, M 3 Responses Oct 12

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    I didn't know there was a club, so I guess I'm here until May.
    jerseyjade jerseyjade 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I understand you......Well I left my hometown of Carlisle Pennsylvania and went to Florida and now have ended up in ocean city Maryland....I took a big cut in pay as far as work...
    notoriousdietz notoriousdietz 22-25 2 days ago

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    *Walks in the bathroom* "What am I in here for?" *Stands there and thinks* "Oh yeah I have to pee"
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    When I write my stories, it makes me calm and at ease - minus the editing parts hehe. Putting stuff on paper is a useful tool to let out some steam. I love putting down my...
    BekkaGrimm BekkaGrimm 22-25, F Oct 8

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    I found out I was 5 weeks pregnant on august 14th. I was so happy and from the moment I found out about my angel I loved him/her more than words could say. I carried that little...
    Roadtorecovery31997 Roadtorecovery31997 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    Xena Maria was born at 23 weeks. I sang to her every night her last few weeks a special song. I cherish every minute I had with her, and carry her with me at all times.
    DeclanV DeclanV 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    Harrison(16) and Joseph(15) you will always be in my heart why did you have to leave!!! I wish you never killed yourself and we're still here with me where you belong.
    MusicFreak81314 MusicFreak81314 13-15, F Oct 12

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    She was a teacher at Elementary School in Vancouver British Columbia Canada. She had been a teacher for  5 years now.  She is the youngerst teacher in that Elementary...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 6 hrs ago

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    The problem with this group is the word "some". It suggests a minority.
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    Dealing with customer service sometimes is so hard ... Is like you got to please everybody weather you like it or not. There days i just feel like brake the phone or hang up in...
    cocokranz cocokranz 36-40, F Sep 24

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    Sadly, I have met some on here and wonder if this is an indictment of our educational system.
    greeneyedgirl12 greeneyedgirl12 22-25, F 7 Responses Oct 1

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    Doesn't even know there's more than one kind of ******* pickle.
    Spiritsiege Spiritsiege 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    "Why" you ask? That's freaking 'why!' ^^ I write and decide something because I can.
    KazeDream KazeDream 18-21, F Oct 6

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    Yes but the wisdom of age has taught me it's usually best to think rather than say. LOL
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    I think it is our duty as sarcastic people to let stupid people know when they are being stupid... We are actually doing them a favor and they should thank us (;
    MrsKellyJo MrsKellyJo 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    Oh REALLY!!! Well aren't you my saviour!!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Oct 7

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    I have my blonde moments time to time. I am sure many people do, don't deny
    T3chmupp3t T3chmupp3t 18-21, M Oct 8

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    Literally I am crazy...pure certified home-grown nutter as we would say. I am a psychotic, with split and multiple personality disorders. I have spent time in institutions...but...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    What!! one minute I can speak like the Queen of England combined with Shakespeare, the next thing I know, I'm a talking potato with and IQ of a peanut. arghhhhhhhh
    Guanabana Guanabana 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I don't consider myself to be a grammar nazi, but scrolling through EP or facebook makes me feel like one. Improper use of their/there/they're or your/you're, lack of apostrophes...
    GringoMaldito GringoMaldito 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    All the workers tried using pretty hard to glance following your each and every require and ended up quite attentive, the meals and consume options ended up superior within the all...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    www.cougardatingnow.com is the best sugar momma dating site for sugar mommas to date younger men. Sugar Mamas are a rarity in our culture but we are breaking the door wide open and...
    MaggieJohn MaggieJohn 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 26

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    "That's the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women" (Annie Hall)
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M Sep 26

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    Wibble Wobble Woo!~ :D I made this group out of my feelings of giddyness and greed! :D Feel free to partake and enjoy! >:D Bahahahahahahaha!!
    SpoiledKingPotatoePop SpoiledKingPotatoePop 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 27

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    I'm bored anyone up for a convo!
    confusedattraction192 confusedattraction192 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    Any guy cwebb1221_ I'm not weird or anything I promise :)
    cwebb1221 cwebb1221 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    My wife and I, we started swinging about 5 months ago and so far we have only managed to meet one couple that didn't creep us out once we got to their house.
    dryfly80 dryfly80 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzHdo4yxidc
    DarkXtecy DarkXtecy 26-30, M Oct 8

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    October - 2014When in doubt wear red and make it a school girl outfit. :) :) 
    1petitegreeneyes 1petitegreeneyes 46-50, F 20 Responses Oct 14

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3NFV6DJGQ
    DarkXtecy DarkXtecy 26-30, M a week ago

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRlbSNNLkAA
    DarkXtecy DarkXtecy 26-30, M a week ago

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgTv_sOxRYthe original...not EMD but still...loving it :)
    DarkXtecy DarkXtecy 26-30, M a week ago

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    Want to see wife with her first black ****
    joannaanthony97 joannaanthony97 31-35, M 5 days ago

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      ok so it may seem smillier to "redfoo" but who cares...we just like to dance and shuffel to it like crazy mofos lol ;)
    DarkXtecy DarkXtecy 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    dance crazy :P lol
    DarkXtecy DarkXtecy 26-30, M 3 days ago

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