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I Am Creating The Dumb And Dumber Club

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    Don't Do As I Do!

    I got this bright idea to make "natural" Solstice decorations and not use those plastic Santa Clauses and other crap for my holiday tree this year. So I am making stick art, stars and angels and such from sticks on the property. I saw these nice slick vines and decided that these...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone 56-60, F 10 Responses Dec 5, 2011

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    You Name It... I've Done It !

     Oh so, so many things I have long since erased from my mind, but the stupid things my mind lets me remember are the following ; Slipping over on ice whilst crossing a busy main road, not uncommon, but I did a spectacular "whoppsa daisy "  landed on my bum, then continued...
    wildnotfree wildnotfree 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2011

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    Spidey0 Spidey0 31-35, M 8 hrs ago

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    Hello everyone! I just joined into this club today and hope to meet some awesome people to be friends with. A little about myself, I'm not very girly. I grew up with boys and...
    realityofhers realityofhers 18-21, F 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    This is the best Club ever!!!!
    xtinamay xtinamay 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    YOU DUMB **** LONG DISTANCE TRAMP THE JUDGE WANTS YOU
    BACKFORBUSINESS124 BACKFORBUSINESS124 51-55, F 1 day ago

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    Just joined this site and i found this club! Hope to meet good people over here on this group
    Newbie2401 Newbie2401 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I 'M In The Experience Project Friendship Club and I am so eager to add friends from all over the world and have friendly chats with them
    Snowprince Snowprince 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I love to write stories and draw pictures, and I just recently started working with some other people on my own cartoon idea (its just an idea so far, but I'll probably animate and...
    turbopower turbopower 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I don't think it's just TV either. I think the growth of technology is dumbing us down. when I was a kid we made our games up, we used our imagination, something I feel is greatly...
    BigDean1471 BigDean1471 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    It's crazy to act dumb, but I do it often. Most people like to be smarter than the people around them. You can learn a lot by playing dumb, like who the arrogant idiots are.
    hidden0ne hidden0ne 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    This morning I had a weird appetite for breakfast. Normally it's the usual. Bacon, eggs and toast. Today I run and come home wanting Pringles. Pringles of all things. Got Lays, and...
    TennesseeWhiskey TennesseeWhiskey 41-45, F 8 Responses 4 days ago

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    And has been since its creation
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    Just look at the idiots who actually watch Fox News. Enough said.
    TrumpDestroyer TrumpDestroyer 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    and I cannot stand adverts... Arrgghhh
    wonderofwonders1 wonderofwonders1 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Unless I'm going to beat you silly. Then I prefer a club.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    first to start the vegan club. i have gout. so health is important. and care about the world.
    techtabtips techtabtips 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Wondering why for the last twenty minutes the water in the pot wasn't boiling. Kinda helps to have the burner lit so there's a flame underneath. Duh me!
    Whirlwind5 Whirlwind5 41-45, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    In pubs the bartender knows your name and what you drink. In clubs all they want is your credit card and you're lucky if you get your order sometime during the following week.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    Pubs have atmosphere. Clubs are loud, flashy and annoying.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M a week ago

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    He laughed at my crayon drawing, so I laughed at his chalk outline.
    theflipside theflipside 31-35, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I find it funny that when I point it out to them that their many sick jokes aren't funny or are sick they resort to insults or threats. as it's in the nature of these types of...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    i loved the movie breakfast club i think the character of john bender is very similar to mine expect for smoking drugs stuff i always say what i feel dont care what others think...
    lostpagesofM lostpagesofM 18-21, M a week ago

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    We could be called like Gods and Godesses Hehe cheesy? I don't know BUT THAT WOULD SO AWESOME :'))) Having a club house where us tall people could just meet and hang out! Oh my...
    Mars000 Mars000 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    Ask a stupid question.. It's right there in the adage.
    sambular1313 sambular1313 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    I admit it. I'm an *******. But you're a moron. I figure it's more polite to be sarcastic than to simply laugh in your face. And please accept my advanced apology if...
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 31

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    Every time someone gives me something to fill out, and I finish it and hold it up for them to take back up, they say, "Are you finished?" Nah, I just gave you back your blank...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    *crying* "Are you okay??? Is everything fine?" Yes, but my eyes just decided to urinate! :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 31

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    I just realize why someone of the girls I been dump me😂 I act like a kid through puberty lol. I never plans things with her and I always ask her what to do. I been acting to...
    LonelyKittenZ LonelyKittenZ 16-17, M Jan 31

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    lol just got done talking to a telemarketer haha she hung up quick
    Joker2001 Joker2001 13-15, F Jan 30

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    Some calls them smart Some calls them goofy Me calls them my critics
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    Anybody buying a new car Me was trying to relax But seth had radio on And radio has commercials And me heard them Trying to sell cars But they fail to tell you...
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 29

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    I used to do this with an ex friend. It's easier to get along with someone that's more interested in judging others and gossiping when I pretend the lights are on and nobody is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 29

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    Just when I thought I warmed my truck with the heat running to get in and find the AC was on.... I'm such a dumb ***.
    TennesseeWhiskey TennesseeWhiskey 41-45, F 5 Responses Jan 27

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    "Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap...
    ChaoticEnigma ChaoticEnigma 36-40, M Jan 27

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    It's always nice to make new friends aroud the world. That's one thing Internet has brought us. Although when I was young I was a member of a international letter-writing (pen...
    Photosebastian Photosebastian 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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    We are visiting a Jazz Club and staying in a hotel again this weekend near London .... cant wait! I wonder what the wife will wear at the club and around the posh hotel? See my...
    SmartGuy48 SmartGuy48 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    Rapper B.O.B. insists that the world is flat. To call him an idiot would be an insult to idiocy as a whole.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 26

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    Hi people, Since I've been invited in the EP Friendship Club a few days, I guess I might aswell present myself properly, so here goes. I'm a still relatively new member on EP. I...
    lastbutterfly lastbutterfly 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 24

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    I do stupid things sometimes and believe what people tell me
    Yplv Yplv 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 23

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