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I Am Creeped Out By Enzyte Bob

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    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised 22-25, F Dec 7, 2011

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    Evil Lurks Behind That Smile

    For a man that smiles a lot he has something to hide. The dude makes me think of Patrick Batemen from 'American Psycho' if he was avrage looking. He's the kind of guy that would hide bodies in his closet while eating dinner with his family with that evil grin on his face.
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F Feb 13, 2012

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    Remind You of Something??

    Do the people on the enzyte commercial remind anyone of the (always awesome) Black hole sun video?? Everytime I see it, that's what I think of.  If you've never seen the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    He's So Gross!

    I'm sorry, but what woman in their right mind would want to have sex with this man?
    walkthisway walkthisway 18-21, F Apr 13, 2009

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    Indeed

    He kind of looks like he's trying to power through a painful bj. Not that I would know what that face looks like or anything.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 10, 2009

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    Enough Already

    A nd that stupid Christmas party commercial is just disturbing.  All these women and hard, happy Bob smiling that stupid, idiotic grin.  Yes, yes.  A total **** is in the future for this man and these poor, sheepish women. Good god, I hate these commercials...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 28 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    I'm More Scared of Cialis Bob

    Cilalis Bob may not be bigger but he is harder and I wonder if he's smiling...     (Sorry CK had to do it)
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    The Ads Should Be Going Off the Air

    Enzyte is an herbal nutritional supplement originally manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer has claimed Enzyte promotes "natural male enhancement", which is suggestive of a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 19 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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