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I Am Creeped Out By Enzyte Bob

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    I'm More Scared of Cialis Bob

    Cilalis Bob may not be bigger but he is harder and I wonder if he's smiling...     (Sorry CK had to do it)
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    He's So Gross!

    I'm sorry, but what woman in their right mind would want to have sex with this man?
    walkthisway walkthisway 18-21, F Apr 13, 2009

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    Evil Lurks Behind That Smile

    For a man that smiles a lot he has something to hide. The dude makes me think of Patrick Batemen from 'American Psycho' if he was avrage looking. He's the kind of guy that would hide bodies in his closet while eating dinner with his family with that evil grin on his face.
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F Feb 13, 2012

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    Enough Already

    A nd that stupid Christmas party commercial is just disturbing.  All these women and hard, happy Bob smiling that stupid, idiotic grin.  Yes, yes.  A total **** is in the future for this man and these poor, sheepish women. Good god, I hate these commercials...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 28 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    The Ads Should Be Going Off the Air

    Enzyte is an herbal nutritional supplement originally manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer has claimed Enzyte promotes "natural male enhancement", which is suggestive of a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 19 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Remind You of Something??

    Do the people on the enzyte commercial remind anyone of the (always awesome) Black hole sun video?? Everytime I see it, that's what I think of.  If you've never seen the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised 22-25, F Dec 7, 2011

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    Indeed

    He kind of looks like he's trying to power through a painful bj. Not that I would know what that face looks like or anything.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 10, 2009

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    I definitely shut people out after they have hurt me badly... I basically act indifferent to them. In my mind, I'm thinking, "You know what, you don't deserve to see any part of me...
    sophiebelle27 sophiebelle27 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Whenever I'm out I put in headphones, put my music on shuffle, and only take them off to talk to someone or when I have to. Even at home I put music videos on my laptop, and can't...
    Aslook Aslook 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I always enjoyed Girls day out. Whether it is shopping for food or looking for clothes. My best day was several years ago I had to make a long trip and do some business and...
    bcsissy bcsissy 61-65, T 5 hrs ago

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    "But you can't shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone..."
    TheUltimateCrazyCatLady TheUltimateCrazyCatLady 22-25, F 8 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Mine was a generation when a kid was allowed to just be a kid. That means little to nothing now a days when the internet and video games completely controlled a kids time in its...
    spankemotk spankemotk 56-60, M 11 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    not for breakfast but this is the only one I could find to out this in. I got cussed at by a customer today for no reason and I held my professionalism and took it like a pro, then...
    Caitlinsmith1636 Caitlinsmith1636 18-21, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    I still remember those kids back in school that never had anyone to hang out with. They would stick around the groups and try to get a word in or two but no one really cared about...
    milkmilklemonadee milkmilklemonadee 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Ive googled a documentary on the life of a high school student in japan. There was a scene where some girls hang out after school and I immediately stopped the video. I felt so...
    CaraMelon CaraMelon 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Happy Birthday Bob! You are something of a deity to me. You are so much more than a pothead with a guitar like some people make you out to be. A lot of people don't get reggae it...
    DIlchotome DIlchotome 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    How did you find out that santa Claus isn't real?(sorry for any people or little kids who until just now believed in santa Claus) I found out that santa Claus isn't real when I was...
    LittleBroDillion LittleBroDillion 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    A relative had beautiful dark silky hair that she liked to swing out with a twirl. I used to think that nothing in all humanity could look so lovely. She understood me sufficiently...
    knickerball knickerball 26-30, T a week ago

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    No sun will shine in my day today (no sun will shine) The high yellow moon won't come out to play (that high yellow moon won't come out to play) I said (darkness) darkness (has...
    wuahthe wuahthe 26-30, F Feb 3

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    It is frustrating when you find a book that you think would be an interesting read and then find out it is part of a series and not the first one at that. Sometimes that is not a...
    burgh712009 burgh712009 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    I meant to take things easy for the rest of this school year, since I'm a senior and it's my last semester at the university as an undergrad student. In an attempt to do so I...
    imagine524 imagine524 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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    My husband and I have been married for 7 months, he recently went to Samoa to visit his mother who he has not seen in ten years, he wanted her to live with us and I told him no...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 28

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    I am surrounded by this soft mass of my own making. Long tendrils of my own hair are pulled at their ripest from my scalp, and I relish in that half second sense of relief. My...
    RaccoonEyes RaccoonEyes 26-30, F Jan 28

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    ..... pfft.... I'm so sick of seeing women complain "are there any good guys out there?" but none of them ever respond to my emails when I try messaging them. So, please just SHUT...
    Mossonarock Mossonarock 41-45, M Jan 28

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    as long as we split the bill, cmon now it's tough times, all that chivalry goes out the door when buying a popcorn and soda at the movies comes out to 20 bucks or more
    Cocrispy Cocrispy 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    I've always been an outcast. Even at the age of 27, I'm still an outcast. I could easily be the creepy guy in the creepy house just outside of town. All the kids in town would say...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Where does a person start to describe a narcissist? I had a gal friend for over forty years start to change in her personality. Ever time we went out together she started saying...
    Haunted5 Haunted5 61-65, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    This morning my mom walked in on me struggling to get out of my bath tub and she was absolutely horrifyed my beautiful huge belly and make me work out she said picked out some...
    woodfloor woodfloor 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 27

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    That is how it was at the start of me sharing her but then it got ouit of my control . she was phoned by Jack who she knew as Jills husband. his wife had kicked him out and he was...
    anthony2001 anthony2001 61-65, M Jan 27

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    My belly and man-boobs jiggle and bounce up and down so much that it hurts to workout! I start sweating after a few jumping jacks! There are times where I need to run to the...
    fattyfatt8 fattyfatt8 18-21, M Jan 26

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    My Idea of being out doors is either sit on the porch outside or on the beach watching Sunset or sunrise or at a restaurant sitting outside watching the waves.
    Sofia1179 Sofia1179 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    Sometimes you can't help but cry. It's rare that I do, but when I do I can't help it. I am tired. I am sick and tired. I put everything off and now it's time to get things done and...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Not for the feint of judgemental closed off hearts.I know now from this site im not the only one.I hear your call and i know your out there,but people and reality wins again and...
    TheMadWonderland TheMadWonderland 18-21, M Jan 25

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    So I have just recently come out to my parents. They have accepted me for who I am and I have also come out to a close knit circle of my friends. (literally only three people) But...
    FallingIntoAnAbyss FallingIntoAnAbyss 13-15, F Jan 25

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    I hadn't worked out since November. Got back to the grind today with my workout partner... I am drenched in sweat, out of breath, in pain... and I feel so damn good right now. :) I...
    MandyWhat MandyWhat 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Well, I don't like "going out" per say but I was invited out to the club on Saturday night by a friend who knows I'm under a lot of stress, I can only hope it doesn't turn out that...
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 8 Responses Jan 25

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    I don't usually make a big deal out of my Birthday. My birthday is this Thursday and I will be turning 21. My sister and my cousins wife (Who is like a sister to me) along with a...
    butterfly1013 butterfly1013 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 25

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    I've been questioning my sexuality a lot lately, mainly because of a close female friend that I have (I am also female. I like her a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship...
    naturalradiant naturalradiant 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 25

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    So in my last experience I asked people on what I should wear and there was an overwhelming response for choice number 2!! So today I wore just that, but without the white skirt...
    maddylim maddylim 18-21, M 7 Responses Jan 24

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