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I Am Creeped Out By Enzyte Bob

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    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised 22-25, F Dec 7, 2011

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    Enough Already

    A nd that stupid Christmas party commercial is just disturbing.  All these women and hard, happy Bob smiling that stupid, idiotic grin.  Yes, yes.  A total **** is in the future for this man and these poor, sheepish women. Good god, I hate these commercials...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 28 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    I'm More Scared of Cialis Bob

    Cilalis Bob may not be bigger but he is harder and I wonder if he's smiling...     (Sorry CK had to do it)
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    The Ads Should Be Going Off the Air

    Enzyte is an herbal nutritional supplement originally manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer has claimed Enzyte promotes "natural male enhancement", which is suggestive of a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 19 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Evil Lurks Behind That Smile

    For a man that smiles a lot he has something to hide. The dude makes me think of Patrick Batemen from 'American Psycho' if he was avrage looking. He's the kind of guy that would hide bodies in his closet while eating dinner with his family with that evil grin on his face.
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F Feb 13, 2012

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    Indeed

    He kind of looks like he's trying to power through a painful bj. Not that I would know what that face looks like or anything.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 10, 2009

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    He's So Gross!

    I'm sorry, but what woman in their right mind would want to have sex with this man?
    walkthisway walkthisway 18-21, F Apr 13, 2009

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    Remind You of Something??

    Do the people on the enzyte commercial remind anyone of the (always awesome) Black hole sun video?? Everytime I see it, that's what I think of.  If you've never seen the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    thatgreyangel thatgreyangel 16-17, F Mar 16

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    These Oranum psychic ad thingy's here are really creeping me out... 
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I just heard my parents having sex. O.O
    xXxTheLostOnexXx xXxTheLostOnexXx 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    There is this guy in my school. Today, at a drama club rehearsal, I was talking to my friends and all of a sudden he was like staring at me. I ask him why, and he says nothing and...
    MyFriendPug MyFriendPug 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    That moment when you log on to EP and there are a ton of "psychics" staring at you through those Ad windows? O_O QUIT STARING AT ME
    HeartOfWarrior HeartOfWarrior 16-17, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Like A Rock
    Maverick1962 Maverick1962 51-55, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Bob Seger - Understanding (1984)
    Maverick1962 Maverick1962 51-55, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I had a pretty sloop for many years (until it was destroyed in hurricane Bob) and my girlfriend loved to be on board with me - both of us always nude. In hindsight, not such a good...
    Elysese Elysese 66-70, M Mar 15

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    Ok so I know you aren't supposed to say this, but it's the truth. I work out more for my husband than for me. I mean I love how working out makes me feel, and it's good for my...
    marinesprincess93 marinesprincess93 22-25, F Feb 28

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    Ok so I know you aren't supposed to say this, but it's the truth. I work out more for my husband than for me. I mean I love how working out makes me feel, and it's good for my...
    marinesprincess93 marinesprincess93 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 28

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    I first found out I was gay in 6th grade. I went to the kind of school that doesn't care about people who are actually out of the closet, but will call you gay for crossing your...
    TightyWhitiesAtomicWedgie TightyWhitiesAtomicWedgie 46-50, M Mar 2

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    My coming out experience went over a lot better than I had expected to start things off it was around Christmas last year of 2014 I decided to spend it with my dad this year whom...
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    We were coming home to Calgary, Alberta from our Vancouver holiday and driving through the mountains on the highway near Golden, BC in our little red 370Z when a SUV (looked like a...
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    I dropped out of college mid semester. I dropped out because I want to pursue something I'm actually passionate about. I dropped out as a junior, and as the years went by, I've...
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    To start this experience off, yes I did take sleeping pills because I hadn’t slept in 3 days straight and I was to the point of exhaustion and my stress levels from my occupation...
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    I just moved to a new, much bigger city than where I'm from. I'm grateful all of my friends and family have came to visit me. Of course they want to go out when they come but...
    Loveheals1 Loveheals1 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    Part three Necrophilia I eventually realised that I was just a delusional idiot who waisted their time ,money and passion on men who did not think of me more than a piece of trash...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I received a letter from the Calgary City police about 2 days after I returned home from my over night stay at the hospital. They said they were now in possession of all my...
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    Part three Necrophilia I eventually realised that I was just a delusional idiot who waisted their time ,money and passion on men who did not think of me more than a piece of trash...
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    Part three Necrophilia I eventually realised that I was just a delusional idiot who waisted their time ,money and passion on men who did not think of me more than a piece of trash...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    This is the moment when I put my heart on my sleeve lol I know the feeling, as a little girl. Being treated differently because I was too dark, too skinny, too nappy, too quiet...
    NaomiSoulJourney NaomiSoulJourney 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 27

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    I can make out for hours, building up anticipation, playing, kissing...find every spot you can make quiver under your lips and or tongue... Making out is absolutely lovely
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 11 Responses Feb 27

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    I hate seeing it too. If I'm in a circle and someone is just standing there awkwardly ( or doesn't know anyone) I'll be the first to introduce myself and try to include them. I...
    Streptococcus Streptococcus 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 27

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    We rent out a couple of rooms in our house to make a little extra money, yesterday I thought I had the place to myself so I was wearing a bra and panties and just a dressing gown...
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    abcdefghisabelmnopqrst abcdefghisabelmnopqrst 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 27

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    IN THE COLD.we just had a snow storm 2 days ago. the night before it came i was home. i stayed up late just to see the snow fall which came after midnight. so i figured since it...
    kevinsjr kevinsjr 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 27

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    I think the more I've been home, the more I become immune to just being alone.. I realize that being around people isn't everything.. I mean, I'd be lying if I said that it didn't...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 27

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    I know stress is suppose to be normal and for the most part it is. Yet there are so are a lot of times I just want to scream at the top of my voice "What the hell did I do this...
    Sarahissad Sarahissad 22-25, F Feb 28

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    Advice for coming out bi? Someone help please.. I hate being in the closet and I'm comfortable enough with myself now to come out but I'm scared.. Help xx
    katemicheal katemicheal 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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