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I Am Creeped Out By Enzyte Bob

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 42 People

    He's So Gross!

    I'm sorry, but what woman in their right mind would want to have sex with this man?
    walkthisway walkthisway 18-21, F Apr 13, 2009

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    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised 22-25, F Dec 7, 2011

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    Evil Lurks Behind That Smile

    For a man that smiles a lot he has something to hide. The dude makes me think of Patrick Batemen from 'American Psycho' if he was avrage looking. He's the kind of guy that would hide bodies in his closet while eating dinner with his family with that evil grin on his face.
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F Feb 13, 2012

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    I'm More Scared of Cialis Bob

    Cilalis Bob may not be bigger but he is harder and I wonder if he's smiling...     (Sorry CK had to do it)
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Enough Already

    A nd that stupid Christmas party commercial is just disturbing.  All these women and hard, happy Bob smiling that stupid, idiotic grin.  Yes, yes.  A total **** is in the future for this man and these poor, sheepish women. Good god, I hate these commercials...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 28 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Indeed

    He kind of looks like he's trying to power through a painful bj. Not that I would know what that face looks like or anything.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 10, 2009

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    The Ads Should Be Going Off the Air

    Enzyte is an herbal nutritional supplement originally manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer has claimed Enzyte promotes "natural male enhancement", which is suggestive of a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 19 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Remind You of Something??

    Do the people on the enzyte commercial remind anyone of the (always awesome) Black hole sun video?? Everytime I see it, that's what I think of.  If you've never seen the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    So I saw this photo today and I realized this is the kind of relationship I want if I were to be with a girl. I'm not super girly and I'm into girls who aren't super girly either...
    blackroses75 blackroses75 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I'm a totally out sissy gay out feminine girly panty wearing queer and I'm proud to be GAY and OUT!Im now Kelly Michaels a.k.a. formerly Michael Dickey.
    sissyboy843 sissyboy843 41-45, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I used to be a ballet dancer. I worked out every day and danced for long hours. Staying in bed eating and sleeping every day has really made a difference. I feel tired just...
    fattenedballerina fattenedballerina 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Working out done with being skinning
    siddoney01 siddoney01 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Skin cancer removal from my forehead. Swollen and a bit sore but all is good. Guess that is my payment for being a nudist and a competitive surfer when I grew up. Still naked...
    dailynudist dailynudist 61-65, M 10 hrs ago

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    With my divorce being fInalized I look at the small core group of real friends left standing and am grateful. I had zero tolerance for BS through what was over a year and a half...
    Done2014 Done2014 41-45, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I LOVE BEING OUTED AND EXPOSED FOR THE TOTALLY OUT GAY SISSY I AM TODAY!So check out the CRAIGSLIST post below and " OUT" ME PLEASE !http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/m4m...
    sissyboy843 sissyboy843 41-45, M 20 hrs ago

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    I missed the first part of my life. I was homeschooled until 9th grade. I had lived with my mom, and homeschooling is all I knew. Once my mom and dad got divorced, my mom won...
    A7SH A7SH 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I get creeped out when people I don't know call me 'sweetie' or 'honey'. Heck Id get creeped out even if I knew them 😹
    XxFirepawsxX XxFirepawsxX 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    So I was having a good night with my boyfriend we spent the night watching Tv and talking and all that jazz then it was time for bed and we head in to the bedroom and we both see...
    SystemK SystemK 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    The first ones I was just like a wind behind a sheet trying to get out, screaming like a zombie. Once I got out in the room I never dared to do anything, something always scared me...
    Chryssipus Chryssipus 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 27

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    I dont know how much more I can take. My boyfriend, well I guess ex-boyfriend today tomorrow it maybe different, has got some severe parinoia issues and thinks everyone is out to...
    brittany011 brittany011 26-30, F Jul 27

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    Ugh for 13 years I have been in this akward halfway-moved out spot. Like being an criminal whos at one of these houses right befor making it on his own? and fuctioning in the real...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Jul 27

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    I've been sneaking outside naked at night since I was 10. I have no idea why. It's a turn-on beyond compare. I think it's the subconscious thrill of possibly being caught! But I've...
    writer1949 writer1949 66-70, M Jul 27

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    I really hate this home and wish to leave it and never come back. I bet most people never understand how harsh and bitter a parent can be unless you meet Bombarder as your parent...
    ExileMyself ExileMyself 26-30, F 7 Responses Jul 26

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    I love for all to see what a gay sissy girly boy i am today. Its not enough that I'm gay--i want everyone to see that I'm a total sissy girl that wears panties,shaves his legs...
    sissyboy843 sissyboy843 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 26

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    Amazing. Watch the activity here.Big-name bold studios Sega and Daybreak (formerly Sony Online Entertainment) accept larboard the NBA 2K15 MT Entertainment Software Association...
    fifafifa fifafifa 22-25, F Jul 25

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    My neighbors are out of town so I realized that by hanging a few blankets over the front railing I can comfortably sit outdoors naked on my deck. Been out here for a couple of...
    drune77 drune77 36-40, M Jul 25

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    ugh why do guys do this!!!! im just a girl
    TheRisingWolf TheRisingWolf 13-15, F Jul 24

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    Well, this week I have gone completely nude in my back yard every morning. It is a little cold because I go outside early in the morning before a lot of people are out and about...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 23

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    Wow fantastic i have started hanging around with my friend again we spend so much time together it rocks,my life was dull and dreary and depressing, i rarely went out and now i go...
    staryeyes29 staryeyes29 31-35, F Jul 22

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    I've gone out a few times crossdressed as a girl, but the other day it was my 2nd time to put myself into a public place, and actually interacted with someone.First, just some...
    kilv777 kilv777 26-30, F 6 Responses Jul 22

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    Hi, I'm new to this site, but am so grateful to have found it! I have been struggling with the 'step mum' role for 2.5 years, and have been so ground down by my partner, that he...
    RaceyGracey1974 RaceyGracey1974 41-45, F Jul 21

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    I finally got the courage, after 2 years, to reach out differently to my schoolmates to get to know them better, even the guy I used to have a crush on :) . It feels amazing! I did...
    ShruthiK ShruthiK 18-21, F Jul 20

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    I'd like to say that I've already figured it out, not that this is a cognitive problem. From what I understand about myself I'm about 99% attracted to women and 1% attracted to men...
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 19

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    I am usually pretty good at handling stress but lately it's been getting to me. I have been having physical symptoms because of my stress now and I don't know how to fix it. I can...
    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F Jul 19

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    Is there a better way to spend a Sunday than with a basket of cleaning supplies, a stereo, blatant disregard for the neighbor's ears, and my own dignity? I think not! I love to...
    JamieWalks JamieWalks 26-30, F Jul 19

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    7.17.15... Can't believe you're gone. We literally just had ice cream for dinner just the night before. Laughing until we about threw up. Enjoyed our night playing our hearts out...
    Lifesnothingbutheartache Lifesnothingbutheartache 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I have come across girls in school who would rather fight me with their fists than talk things out when we have disagreements about things. I don't like to fight and I have never...
    iamabigtease iamabigtease 13-15, F Jul 19

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    I came out to my older sister sister yesterday that I was gay. I also came out that I started dressing as a women. They were not suprised by what I told them. They told me when I...
    Kamryn83 Kamryn83 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    I am so famous for this, & I think it has cost me quite a few friendships over the years. When I am hurt, when I am scared, and when I am depressed I shut people out. I have an...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F Jul 18

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    I was so upset. It was Freshers week and I'd just stepped off the train all dressed up for a special student night at one of the clubs. I'd just been left in the lurch by the girl...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    I sometimes wish I was locked out of my mind. I sat in a McDonalds eating dinner, feeling numb because what started out as an excellent day went unfortunately wrong. As the salt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 17

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    I love being outdoors and I have a need for speed...:) Four-wheeling is one of my favorite things to do... I have a Polaris 800 and ride it everywhere.. Especially in the mud and...
    StolenKisses StolenKisses 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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