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I Am Creeped Out By Enzyte Bob

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    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised 22-25, F Dec 7, 2011

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    Remind You of Something??

    Do the people on the enzyte commercial remind anyone of the (always awesome) Black hole sun video?? Everytime I see it, that's what I think of.  If you've never seen the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Evil Lurks Behind That Smile

    For a man that smiles a lot he has something to hide. The dude makes me think of Patrick Batemen from 'American Psycho' if he was avrage looking. He's the kind of guy that would hide bodies in his closet while eating dinner with his family with that evil grin on his face.
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F Feb 13, 2012

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    Indeed

    He kind of looks like he's trying to power through a painful bj. Not that I would know what that face looks like or anything.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 10, 2009

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    He's So Gross!

    I'm sorry, but what woman in their right mind would want to have sex with this man?
    walkthisway walkthisway 18-21, F Apr 13, 2009

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    The Ads Should Be Going Off the Air

    Enzyte is an herbal nutritional supplement originally manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer has claimed Enzyte promotes "natural male enhancement", which is suggestive of a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 19 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    I'm More Scared of Cialis Bob

    Cilalis Bob may not be bigger but he is harder and I wonder if he's smiling...     (Sorry CK had to do it)
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Enough Already

    A nd that stupid Christmas party commercial is just disturbing.  All these women and hard, happy Bob smiling that stupid, idiotic grin.  Yes, yes.  A total **** is in the future for this man and these poor, sheepish women. Good god, I hate these commercials...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 28 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    These Oranum psychic ad thingy's here are really creeping me out... 
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 25

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    There is this guy in my school. Today, at a drama club rehearsal, I was talking to my friends and all of a sudden he was like staring at me. I ask him why, and he says nothing and...
    MyFriendPug MyFriendPug 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    That moment when you log on to EP and there are a ton of "psychics" staring at you through those Ad windows? O_O QUIT STARING AT ME
    HeartOfWarrior HeartOfWarrior 16-17, M 5 Responses Mar 25

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    I was in bed, wide awake and texting the husband earlier as he was on night shift. I put my phone on his pillow and sat up to get a drink of water. I'd just put the glass back down...
    Jenezebel Jenezebel 26-30, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Like A Rock
    Maverick1962 Maverick1962 51-55, M Mar 20

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    Bob Seger - Understanding (1984)
    Maverick1962 Maverick1962 51-55, M Mar 20

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    I feel so relaxed when I watch Bob Ross paint. It brings back good times and reminds me of when I was little and use too watch his show. When you watch him you have no care in the...
    Justadarkhole Justadarkhole 22-25, M Apr 1

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    Bob Marley . Sounds so good https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152702268238717 It's worth a listen
    Sammy4u2 Sammy4u2 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    so I went from waist length to medium and then stacked bob which looked great on me but now I want to have long hair again.I have bought some hair growth supplements n oil which...
    karmicsouls karmicsouls 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    The term homebody has been said a few times. My aunt started saying it as if she made it sound like it's frowned upon. It may be to others but I just like having the comfort of...
    Xemplefied Xemplefied 26-30, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I am in trouble. My best friend and I went out a while ago. it didn't work out, partially because I have some intolerable qualities that i wasn't fixing fast enough, it was long...
    Yamaxanadu Yamaxanadu 18-21, T 20 hrs ago

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    i went outside to clean my roof, i got up a 4 foot latter got on my tippy toes, fell back hit my head on a table, and was laid out face down out cold for about half an hour...
    Deezny51 Deezny51 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    I shouldn't feel lonely, I have a family, a fiancé, two happy children and a happy family. Often I feel left out and lonely, I work less hours than my mrs and do a lot of the...
    maxos maxos 31-35, M 13 hrs ago

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    Threw a party one day. A guy and girl were getting busy in the bathroom and decided to move in my roommates room without knowing. I then saw my roommate pull up, the people were...
    BigPun311 BigPun311 31-35, M 11 hrs ago

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    This is a rant (just so we are clear) Power went out at 3:45am. No worries I lit my favorite grapefruit scented candle and relaxed until daylight. I hit the local coffee house...
    terutessa terutessa 46-50, F 4 hrs ago

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    I kinda need help coming out
    RylandGay RylandGay 13-15, M 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    I feel like my eyes are blurred, and my head is heavy, I have no control, I can't get up and complete simple tasks. I lack in motivations . sometimes I get a wave of heavy guilt in...
    Tistoskii Tistoskii 16-17, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    Spring unbound itself from the hold of winterQuietly slipping out of it's graspTeasing and tauntingSwelling, and opening, and bursting forthSpreading her colorful mantle over...
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 8 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I listen to music whenever I go outside. It keeps my thoughts from wandering and it stops the urge to hit everyone in the face (figure of speaking)
    Ichki Ichki 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Bought a pair of Beats to block out people with need be..... Or for studying... Success.
    xxblasianxx xxblasianxx 18-21, F 51 mins ago

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    So this week I came out to my friend but this is the first person I've ever told so it's scary but it feels so good and it makes me really happy☺️
    joseph6472 joseph6472 16-17, M 19 mins ago

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    I just can't get enough of these lately, especially the ones that have a happy ending. It's probably because I wish I'd been able to do the same at the age these boys/young men...
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 19

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    To start this experience off, yes I did take sleeping pills because I hadn’t slept in 3 days straight and I was to the point of exhaustion and my stress levels from my occupation...
    paganknight72 paganknight72 41-45, M Mar 19

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    As the hunting season approaches, hunting enthusiasts will be eager to set foot outside and catch their desirable game. With a plethora of species thriving in the impulsive terrain...
    martin765 martin765 22-25, M Mar 20

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    I just moved to a new, much bigger city than where I'm from. I'm grateful all of my friends and family have came to visit me. Of course they want to go out when they come but...
    Loveheals1 Loveheals1 26-30, F Mar 21

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    This is not MY coming out story, even though i plan to come out VERY soon. It's my best friend'a story. This actually happened yesterday lol. I was at his house, in the living room...
    OmNimnom OmNimnom 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    I am a business owner with my ex husband. We were working on getting back together last year and both of us work in our very new business. Anyway, he decided to date our renter...
    Itsagooddaytolive Itsagooddaytolive 41-45 Mar 22

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    Part three Necrophilia I eventually realised that I was just a delusional idiot who waisted their time ,money and passion on men who did not think of me more than a piece of trash...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    For all people who are wondering or questioning about racism and discriminations in the uk .. The answer is a BIG YES especially if you are a dark skinned person and this apply to...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I received a letter from the Calgary City police about 2 days after I returned home from my over night stay at the hospital. They said they were now in possession of all my...
    paganknight72 paganknight72 41-45, M Mar 23

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    Part three Necrophilia I eventually realised that I was just a delusional idiot who waisted their time ,money and passion on men who did not think of me more than a piece of trash...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F Mar 24

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    Part three Necrophilia I eventually realised that I was just a delusional idiot who waisted their time ,money and passion on men who did not think of me more than a piece of trash...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F Mar 24

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    So I haven't worked since November due to a knee injury. I've been waiting on an appointment with the specialist to look at my MRI results and last Thursday I finally got in to see...
    misspaperwait misspaperwait 22-25, F Mar 26

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    So I am in a sense bi. although I do prefer dating men because my past relationships with the same sex- females- tend to get a bit complicated because they want to be with ex's or...
    easterbaby88 easterbaby88 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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