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I Am Creeped Out By Moustaches

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 23 People

    What's With All The New Moustaches?

    They are skanky. shave them off. They are not "ironic"  they make you look like a child molester. You are not Burt Renyolds. it is not the 70's, and chicks don't dig them. shave them off or grow a beard like a real man.
    betz71 betz71 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 17, 2009

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    Creeped Out Might Be Pushing It...

    but i dont like them.... they just look odd and weird.... and im not a massive fan of hair in any shape or form....   saying that they look hot if theyre part of a beard or something, or the general unshaven look. my ex had a little beard moustache thing going on and he...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 28, 2008

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    Bogus.

    Wifey thinks so, too.  It may be one of the first things we had in common!  Now,  I have no problem with facial hair, in fact, my beard goes past my chest; it's just those creepy ************* moustaches.  They look SO pervy and just chester molestery. ...
    williamzanzinger williamzanzinger 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 28, 2008

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    Only If There Big Ones

    I just don't find beards attractive really. It took me years to get used to my dad growing a goatee. He started to stop shaving daily when he got in his mid 30's because he got tired of having a baby face. He said it made his feel too young as he became a middle aged man. He was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 1, 2011

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    That moment when you log on to EP and there are a ton of "psychics" staring at you through those Ad windows? O_O QUIT STARING AT ME
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