I Googled "who gives a ****?" My name wasn't in the search results.
Awww... my middlefinger likes you!
I'm as worn out as a mood ring on a bipolar persons finger.
I have always noticed that I am sarcastic
I don't do it purposely
Sometimes I may hurt people's feelings
It just comes out like that
Especially if I feel that person is bullsh...
So I know I'm a big sarcastic person and alot of people take me overly serious...but hey can't help the sarcastic side Haha
Some people don't know what sarcastic is? #getmylevel. #oryouhaveyourperiod.
So I was at Golden Corral and the waitress there took our money, and asked if we would like to get a table. In my mind I was just like ' No thank you, we came to sit on the floor...
I am very sarcastic but sometimes I don't understand peoples humor. How ironic is that.
I've had the guy that brought me flowers at least once a month and that would cook me some amazing dinners.
I've had the guy that fathered my kids and was amazing with them when...
There are times when I am just sarcastic and everyone is okay/not okay with that. That's fine. However, whenever I try to add to that sarcasm, apparently, it's not funny anymore...
Now I am trying so hard to write something sarcastic coz of the heading and cant think of anything
I wouldn't want to be a Muslim in France right now. Knowing how people are, I image there will be at least a few beatings and "revenge" killings.
Human nature is invariably...
There is nothing stronger than love. Except Ronnie Coleman, he can squat 800 lbs
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
You can keep your Cindarella. This girl wears chucks, has tattoos and can drink like a machine.
I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter and too hot for you.
Ehhhh the cynicism is coming back to me, all that dislike for human beings and just the disgust for culture today; I thought I was over that, but I guess I was hiding my emotions...
I wouldn't say I'm obligated but it is a pleasure.
When you say 'Goodnight beautiful :)'
and she says 'Night buddy'
if you wanna be sarcastic, you've to be stupid & to make people admire your stupidity.
the first time I touched her hand, I end up in a hospital, after three months later, I touched her hand again and end up having dinner with her.
never give up! ;)
I'm a pragmatic person ( different but the same > in a LOTTA ways )
If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically.
To infinity and beyond...if I have permission!!! :(
I thought I was losing weight, but it turns out my sweatpants were untied.
The name is Please. ***** Please.
Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this ***** eating those crackers like she owns the place.'
I usually wear Obama's face when I go out, today's as well, except it's up side down.
I hate it when people are at your house and ask 'Hey, do you have a bathroom?'
and I'm just like... 'No, not at all, we **** in the yard...'
When someone says 'great minds think alike', I just look at them and think 'you dirty bastard!'
I end a sentence with 'just saying' because ending the sentence with 'dumbass' would be offensive.
I'd pause my **** for you.
I had a policy to stay away from bad people.
now I'm alone!
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would ****.
Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana
Coffee!!!! you are my hero...on a monday morning like that!!! :)
Monday, you are just like math, nobody likes you!!!