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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I have always been a bit cynical...I have always had issues with people not liking me because of my weight or whatever, so that's what started it, I think. Then as I have gotten...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have became sooooo sarcastic that no one even knows anymore when I am sarcastic and when I am not. And yes, I just looooooove seeing my boyfriend's ex, I just do.
    anrim654 anrim654 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 26

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    The first three years when my mom was together with my stepdad he didn't understand when I was being sarcastic, which was great seeing his reaction. An example of this is one time...
    hummbleguy hummbleguy 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    Sarcasm is indirect and occurs at the expense of others. I'm not going to be sarcastic anymore. Am I just being sarcastic?
    kraken45 kraken45 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 12

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    Don't you think they go in hand?When the person has a brain,I mean.Every day they are feeding us with images that tell us how romance is supposed to look like: Conventionally...
    UrANUS101 UrANUS101 18-21, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    Well that part of me have not moved in here yet - YES I DO IT ALOT ON FB LOL - THE PROBLEM IS I WERE I WOULD BE MAKING A POINT AND REFERENCE , THERE WOULD BE THOSE WHO GET...
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Aug 23

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    I'm so sarcastic sometimes people think I'm actually stupid :/ SUCKERZZZZ
    NoraWilliams NoraWilliams 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    Please don't take any offense, I don't mean any of my sarcasm. I just like using it. I do apologize if I actually hurt anyone's feelings. I don't mean to. I'm sorry. But yeah...
    mercifulpennies mercifulpennies 18-21, F Aug 29

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    Being sarcastic is a better way if saying "yes I'm a ****" without actually confirming it. I'm definitely that guy. It's also for those who just can't stand stupidity. Like do you...
    LonerChild LonerChild 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 31

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    If you are gonna ask me a stupid question, expect a sarcastic or rude answer. It's not a hard concept to grasp. Oh wait. Sorry. I forgot that you all are simpletons who can't...
    OurWingsAreFlawed OurWingsAreFlawed 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31

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    I tend to be sarcastic,specially when pissed.People can't stop laughing when I do this because I get to a level where the sarcasm about my problems or worries sounds hillarious.Of...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    I'm really sarcastic and my parents get so mad at me. They say I'm rude and I brat. Sorry but I can't control it.
    AyeKail AyeKail 13-15, F 11 Responses Sep 3

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    I am sarcastic!...it's a way of life that I enjoy...weather others get it or not I'm going to be me!
    MrBigg0599 MrBigg0599 31-35, M 5 Responses Sep 10

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    And the sad part is, I always have to be sarcastic...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    sar·casm noun ˈsär-ˌka-zəm : the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say especially in order to insult someone, to show irritation, or to be funny...
    Luvhugeuptop Luvhugeuptop 46-50, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I can be a little sarcastic btw
    Stonerchick23 Stonerchick23 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Ever since I was six, my mother would always tease me for being a cynic. It wasn't until I was much older that I found out that this is generally seen as a bad thing. I never...
    Jhogeweide6219 Jhogeweide6219 16-17, M Aug 24

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    Your biggest mistake was knowing me.
    Patrikios Patrikios 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 27

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    I apologize in advance for any snarky answers I may give.
    Professorfate Professorfate 51-55 Sep 6

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    Cynicism is the reason I'm not involved in inappropriate social behaviors that everyone seems to be into now. I've been to prom before, and all I can think when I see a couple slow...
    MarimbaJake MarimbaJake 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 7

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    I just love getting to bed absolutely exhausted and not being able to sleep.
    lovelyloner143 lovelyloner143 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    I love my cousin Sarah more then anyone!! :)
    vay123 vay123 16-17, F Aug 24

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    My Mother : One day youll turn around and I wont be here ....really Ma ( I turn around) oops apparently not today youre still here!
    Radformula7 Radformula7 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    Forever using sarcasm as a wall to hide behind. Basically saying how I feel but with sarcasm so it doesn't seem so personal
    sunnychoke sunnychoke 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    Sarcasm: the human self-defense from stupid people
    HoloTheWiseWolf HoloTheWiseWolf 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 27

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    I use sarcasm because flat out telling you that you're a ******* moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that
    EmbraceForever EmbraceForever 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 27

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    My favorite response to anything I am tired of listening to is.. " hey- what"s red and hurts your teeth?" :: dramatic pause:: "A brick" The silence and confusion is so satisfying...
    Songbird35 Songbird35 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 27

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    Sarcasm is cynicism's sisterSay that seven times 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 31

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    Boy: Want to go to the cinema? Girl: To see a movie? Boy: No, to count the seats.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 9 Responses Sep 1

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    Ever since first grade I had a tendency to push people's buttons and get in trouble... With that being said I will give you an example of my first trip to the principals office...
    Patrikios Patrikios 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Thank You Lord I will not have to see the Lairs, Traitor, Ungrateful, Hypocrite here after. I thank you they will not see my Prophet. They will not shine in your Light. Their heart...
    BlueMah BlueMah 46-50, M Sep 1

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    I was, and still am, such a horrible person, That I believe I am the best friend you can ever want... I hat and love myself. I may be a smeagol...
    casualtyofwar casualtyofwar 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I can't help it, it just comes naturally. When I talk it slips out, especially when I feel awkward.
    Australianchinchilla Australianchinchilla 13-15, M 5 Responses Sep 3

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    Did any one know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?
    rougewolf55555 rougewolf55555 18-21, F 6 Responses Sep 3

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    Found this picture on instagram. Its perfect xD
    C5PiE C5PiE 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    I can honestly say your the one that gives me strength. If it wasn't for you I don't know how I would do it. Your the one that gives me that warm feeling inside every morning and...
    coral90 coral90 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 5

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    Hello There. Hahahahaha :))
    Ice16 Ice16 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    Which has been a topic of argument in my life ever since I was old enough to try it. My father thought it was me misbehaving, being rude and disrespecting him. He didn't like it...
    NicoleNotsoRichie NicoleNotsoRichie 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 7

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    Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.
    RagnarLodbrok RagnarLodbrok 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    Chill.. Chill.. Don't sweat it.
    Samwan Samwan 26-30, F Sep 11

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    I don't like people and sarcasm is my only defense~ Dylan O'brian
    liveandloveat21 liveandloveat21 13-15, F a week ago

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    Some people just don't get it ! My sarcasm comes out of love not out of spite
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    "Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them"
    moonblaze moonblaze 22-25, F 15 Responses 6 days ago

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    Sarcasm is a destructive (and a so very prevalent!) element in relationships. Use sparingly and with caution.. Or never
    iamacurious1 iamacurious1 51-55, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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