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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    Sometimes I like to be sarcastic about sarcasm. Like when my friend tells a stupid joke, I could say, "humorous". But then I like to be sarcastic about saying it's humorous and it...
    polythenejam polythenejam 13-15, F Aug 3

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    I am so sarcastic and people mistake that as me being mean when I'm actually really nice! ...just very sarcastic, witty, and snippy.
    enza105 enza105 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    See, yesterday my instructor had got upset and called me disrespectful. All because I made a sarcastic comment. I was wondering why she was so butt hurt, but then I realized it...
    CharleeLuv CharleeLuv 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    The problem with being very sarcastic is that through text/computer, it can go unnoticed a lot of times. I try to tone it down when texting but in person, i love being sarcastic
    sammy0216 sammy0216 22-25, F 7 Responses Aug 12

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    Sad fact of life I'm afraid. The older you get the more cynical you become.
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 13

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    XD even being a fairly sarcastic person myself, i know its suprising, but i would be one of those people who was caught of gaurd by. Sometimes the sarcasm in somthing someone says...
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F Aug 15

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    I have became sooooo sarcastic that no one even knows anymore when I am sarcastic and when I am not. And yes, I just looooooove seeing my boyfriend's ex, I just do.
    anrim654 anrim654 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    The first three years when my mom was together with my stepdad he didn't understand when I was being sarcastic, which was great seeing his reaction. An example of this is one time...
    hummbleguy hummbleguy 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Yep serious smart-*** or sarcastic chose a title/lable
    K9Luvr K9Luvr 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 4

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    Yep I'm a serious smart-*** or sarcastic chose a title/lable
    TheBeastsPenetratingBlade TheBeastsPenetratingBlade 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    I am obviously not sarcastic
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F 6 Responses Aug 12

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    Lady grantham : master of sarcasm !! Being sarcastic is the best part of being me! ( if u know difference between sarcasm and being rude)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    My family all hate me because I am sarcastic ALL THE TIME. But I can't seem to stop! It's like a bad habit
    Minutes2Midnight Minutes2Midnight 13-15, F 8 Responses Aug 13

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    Something about a sarcastic yet confident dude, oh it drives me crazy in a good way!!!
    Lthayer2011 Lthayer2011 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    I'm really sarcastic cause my mom says omggggg its so cold outside I'll be like no **** Sherlock or noooo its not cold it's really hot!! Or when my friends are like girl ya have a...
    vivian3172 vivian3172 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Honestly I'm one of the most sarcastic people ever, and some people take most of the things I say personally. But I'm always joking around so people need to just chill...
    Lanigga14 Lanigga14 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 19

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    Well that part of me have not moved in here yet - YES I DO IT ALOT ON FB LOL - THE PROBLEM IS I WERE I WOULD BE MAKING A POINT AND REFERENCE , THERE WOULD BE THOSE WHO GET...
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Aug 23

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    Have to be sarcastic once in awhile think it saves on you punching stupid people in the face
    catluver2008 catluver2008 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I'm so sarcastic sometimes people think I'm actually stupid :/ SUCKERZZZZ
    NoraWilliams NoraWilliams 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Please don't take any offense, I don't mean any of my sarcasm. I just like using it. I do apologize if I actually hurt anyone's feelings. I don't mean to. I'm sorry. But yeah...
    mercifulpennies mercifulpennies 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Being sarcastic is a better way if saying "yes I'm a ****" without actually confirming it. I'm definitely that guy. It's also for those who just can't stand stupidity. Like do you...
    LonerChild LonerChild 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    If you are gonna ask me a stupid question, expect a sarcastic or rude answer. It's not a hard concept to grasp. Oh wait. Sorry. I forgot that you all are simpletons who can't...
    OurWingsAreFlawed OurWingsAreFlawed 13-15, F 4 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I tend to be sarcastic,specially when pissed.People can't stop laughing when I do this because I get to a level where the sarcasm about my problems or worries sounds hillarious.Of...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Some people just disgust me.
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    romantically or platonically. i know no one holds those feelings for me and when people tell me i just know they are lying. it bothers me quiet a bit when people try to say...
    fillia fillia 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    Ever since I was six, my mother would always tease me for being a cynic. It wasn't until I was much older that I found out that this is generally seen as a bad thing. I never...
    Jhogeweide6219 Jhogeweide6219 16-17, M Aug 24

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    Your biggest mistake was knowing me.
    Patrikios Patrikios 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    At the point with people I can't filter to sarcasm anymore. Sigh
    kbella814921 kbella814921 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 1

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    kik: strandid I love movies :3
    CallMeDom CallMeDom 16-17, M Aug 2

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    I just can't help it. It's the way I'm wired. I love to look at some of the questions on here and just answer with the 1st thing that comes to my mind.
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 2

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    Sarcasm is the perfect answer to stupid questions.
    Lividstone Lividstone 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    It's like word vomit seriously
    beyoutifulmess beyoutifulmess 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 9

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    I think that almost every word I say is sarcasm
    cjdjdkeksks cjdjdkeksks 70+, M 3 Responses Aug 10

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    Currently specializing in: snarky comments, one liners, those things no one else is willing to say and usually a giant dose of word vomit.
    sometimestheysay sometimestheysay 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    Sarcasm runs my life, it's not my fault. I can't help it.
    hashtagliz hashtagliz 13-15, F Aug 11

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    Extremely,it's just how I roll. Don't like it well I'm sure I'll still sleep at night.
    petitelady28 petitelady28 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    I use it as a crunch for my narcissism I can be very cruel to people sometime but I have a super hard time apologizing. I really want to be a nicer person but people almost...
    lydiandom lydiandom 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I will probably delete this app bc I'm done with it but if u can give me reasons why I should keep it I will decide in the morning sooooo goodnight everybody
    Bradleycrab Bradleycrab 26-30, M 3 Responses Aug 13

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    Sarcasm just makes the day go by faster.
    whatsmyageagain23 whatsmyageagain23 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    I love it when something I say catches the person it's directed at completely off guard! The look on their face when they finally realize they just got "HAD" can be so funny!! If I...
    Panth69 Panth69 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    My favourite phrase "No **** Sherlock" haha I know it's popular and used by a lot of people but I've used it for a very long time ;)
    XxWolfGirlMidnightxX XxWolfGirlMidnightxX 13-15, F 5 Responses Aug 15

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    Girl: I lost 5 pounds recently! Me: *gasps* ohmigosh! Congratz! What did you do? Did you remove all your makeup and your bra pads?
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F Aug 17

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    I use sarcasm ever-so-often I love it
    NutellaNut NutellaNut 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 17

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    Remember when emojis were real facial expressions done by real people? Goooood tiiiiimes
    lykkeismyname lykkeismyname 16-17, T 1 Response Aug 17

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    So this one time I was asked by a friend only a day before homecoming if I wanted to go with him. When he got to my house to pick me up, my mom told me not to do anything stupid...
    pinheadlari pinheadlari 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 18