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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    my teacher literally called me cynical to my class ._. so cynical people who want to join me in cynicalism that'd be coo
    thegroundisup thegroundisup 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 18

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    I am cynical, but I have not yet given up hope. What do I mean then when I say that I am cynical? It means that I have hope that things will get better.., but don't expect them to...
    Lullacus Lullacus 22-25, F Feb 23

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    Is a reductio ad absurdium argument sarcastic? That's applying someone's idea to a situation where it's clearly nonesense (ie: Socratic method). It always sounds sarcastic when I...
    doghouseUK doghouseUK 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 22

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    If I'm sarcastic with you, dont be offended. Its how I get through to people <3
    MaeMei MaeMei 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    sarcastic beyond words, but in a good way...
    deleted deleted 22-25 2 Responses Feb 9

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    I was a few votes away from being crowned "Most sarcastic" in my high school superlatives. I always took that as people thought I was a bit bitchy. They wouldn't have been wrong...
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 13

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    When someone has annoyed me several times in a group chat on Whatsapp, I tend to send the "Please tell me more." meme instead of typing a sarcastic reply. I think I really need to...
    deleted deleted 22-25 1 Response Feb 18

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    there are a lot of types of people in this world. but there are some types I can not stand. I have my days when sarcasm doesn't tick me off, but at the drop of a hat, I can get...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    I am very sarcastic, I think I picked it up from my dad actually. But I'm so good at it I can say anything with a straight face, literally anything. Which helps when I'm trying to...
    tankfan96 tankfan96 18-21, M Feb 24

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    Not as much as I used to be, as experience has taught me to hold it back, especially around certain types of people. I've gotten better at reading body language and mannerisms, so...
    DuskWood DuskWood 31-35, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    even when I'm genuinely not being sarcastic they still think I am...
    reese187 reese187 26-30, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    So this morning (too early for sarcasm. lol) My son was saying that we haven't talking to our online best (World of Warcraft) gaming friend in 3 months (we've met her in person a...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Geez there's some messed up people on here, cutbacks in the Mental Health institutions?
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    Cynics are only happy in making the world as barren to others as they have made it for themselves.
    MarimbaJake MarimbaJake 18-21, M Feb 13

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    So, we love, we hate, we feel strong emotions. Emotions so strong that we cry when we lose a loved one, a family member, a child so near and dear.. Here's the thing, we're...
    Robg224 Robg224 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    So I'm ignoring a lot of notifications to post this right quick: I'm filling out a medical history form. I am pissed off about some of the questions. They want to know how many...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    My mouth doesn't have a filter, but it also proves that I am more honest, loyal, and trustworthy. If you don't agree... F off.
    Lucca909 Lucca909 36-40, F 8 Responses Feb 8

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    Men who help with housework tend to have __________.
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 11 Responses Feb 9

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    I'm often called a smart ***, so I remind people that it's better than being a dumb ***.
    TinyPenisFatMan TinyPenisFatMan 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    I heart sarcasm, it's a great way to make your point. Done right it's funny as hell also, done wrong though this can lose you friends.
    TheLionGod TheLionGod 36-40, M 4 Responses Feb 10

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    And totally dig people who understand when I'm being that way and give it to me right back. Quick wit is really sexy on anyone.
    MissCocoGr MissCocoGr 31-35, F 14 Responses Feb 12

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    I've got two ***** left to give. Who should I waste them on?
    casualtyofwar casualtyofwar 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 13

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    I am like archer but not that much of a macho **** XD. Lmao
    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M Feb 13

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    Guys be like..................
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F Feb 15

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    Seriously, I'm fine. No, I'm serious, this facial expression does not mean I am stabbing you mentally. What? Me? Want to kill like everyone today? Nah, I'm just overjoyed to see...
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8 13-15, M 4 Responses Feb 19

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    making cards 👌👌soo fun
    angel61rainbow angel61rainbow 41-45, F Feb 20

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    No matter how smart you think you are, sarcasm is something everybody can enjoy. But especially the ones who are smarter than you.
    Angelcum Angelcum 18-21, F 31 Responses Feb 20

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    M8 I'm soooooo popular totes
    silverstrike silverstrike 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 22

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    If I were given an option between my partner or my kids, I would choose my partner. We can make more kids anyways!
    itzeli itzeli 22-25, F 7 Responses Feb 25

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    Thankfully women don't make up things in their heads that don't exist and get mad over it. That would be awkward.
    IDCFUKK IDCFUKK 18-21, M 7 Responses Feb 26

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    I love school, going to class has to be one of the greatest things thought of. If class didn't exist I would probably kill myself out of sheer boredom for life since the I wouldn't...
    CanIBeAnon CanIBeAnon 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 26

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    I rather have a woman with some meat on her bones than a skinny fit one. I enjoy a nice rump roast to chew upon.....
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    some people can never take me seriously
    theyidolozebee theyidolozebee 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Lol .. Only too a certain extent though.. Cause it's a difference between funny sarcasm & just being a straight b-whole with it. ✊💯
    bprice0600 bprice0600 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Wow listen to mr funny guy over there...
    Youcanthandlemyusername Youcanthandlemyusername 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Not exactly the happiest person...
    trismason trismason 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    If I ever say "Oh wow" to you, it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Procrastination is a cruel mistress
    Willj626 Willj626 13-15, M 2 days ago

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