Love being sarcastic! Makes everything a bit more entertaining
When I decide to be a jerk, some people think I'm still being sarcastic while others actually realize I'm not.
Sometimes when i'm in a awkward place I just say something sarcastic so it's not so awkward. Also once I say the sarcastic remark sometimes people don't understand what I say so...
I'm a cynical bastard and I kind of like it.
Beware people i can be very sarcastic ....
I have a sarcastic sense of humor and find not everyone gets it or understands it. I have accidentally upset people with my sense of humor. Has anyone else done that before?
Anyone else can't stop being sarcastic!!
I am a bit of a sarcastic troll. Trolling is the fine art of using witty humour to challenge other people's' intelligence. And I am proud to say that I enjoy making clever jokes...
Especially when people try to insult me by calling me fat.
"Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never...
In the most syrupy voice he asks "So... did you miss me?"
To which she replies in the bluntest of tones... "Like a cat misses licking it's own arsehole".
Fit's perfectly I'd...
When people see you at the grocery store and they're like, "Hey, what are you doing here?!" and you're like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants!" *idiot*
You can't face the problem...
If the problem is your face. :P
Mom: Hey, go clean up your room, we're having a company over tonight for dinner.
Daughter/Son: Oh sorry, I didn't know dinner would be held in my bedroom. :O
Mom: Just do it -_...
Me: *falls down the stairs. breaks every bone in my body and coughs up blood*
friend: OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!!? CAN YOU STAND UP?!?! ARE YOU HURT!?!!
ME: Nah I'm fine because I didn...
Because if someone asks for a pianist what am I suppose today? Not laugh?
I do believe sarcasm is an art. Apparently, I'm not really good at it since people take me seriously and I get into trouble for it.
Happy New Years Guys! New fresh! New start! :)
....(I didn't mean it guys)
People in Austria don't get my humour
this is why most people hate me but I don't mind if you can't take my sarcasm we won't get along anyway
For some reason, my flavor of sarcasm draws people. Oh joy. (¬_¬)
I hate it when people ask me: "Hey, that's the shirt you wore the other day, right?"
Yes, *****. This is the shirt I wore the other ******* day. I have this awesome thing at home...
Agrhhhhh , get it off me , get it off . No, no , nooooooooo, nooooooooooooooo! im being hit with an atheist spirit - ok im just playing lmao . Steel may melt with fire , but it...
These EP users are Salty XD
That moment when:
Someone: what are you wearing?
Me: I mean duhh.. CLOTHES of course
When someone ask you if:
How to be HOT in front of other people.
Tell him/her: SET YOURSELF ON FIRE. -_-
Oh you have no idea how hilarious I can be with sarcasm...... That's why my Minecraft name is "The_Sarcasmist_"
I try to keep it in check, as I truly don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I prefer to surround myself with people who appreciate it, rather than are offended by it.
People say: "oh you're my everything." "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
Waitress : table for two?
Me: nahhhhhh carpet for 97.
Sometimes my friends get annoyed from my jokes and sarcasm
Sarcasm is the biggest thing that gets me through my day.
And coffee. Coffee helps too.
You ever have one of those days or even moments that almost everything you saw or heard somehow seemed to rub you wrong? Well, that's where I'm at right now. I've been reading...
People say that money is not the key to happiness but i always figured
if you had enough money you could have a key made!!
I am not looking forward to the zombie apocalypse. I am going to have my brains eaten. But you, you have nothing to worry about.
The world is that funny place where people who shed tears for the poor are heroes, while businessmen who give them jobs are often villains
If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw .
Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get some Beer.
This goes towards all the ep members, as in real life, i express my thoughts, am a bit sarcastic and cynical some times and some others i'm just into a weird mood and i go joking...
8 out of ten cats.
most other nations would never get this humour, its sharp, sarcastic and quick moving
from mm this morning after leaving his bed 2 hours prior
1. did you wake me up before you left?me: yes. mm: I dont think you kissed me goodbye!
2. face time from mm on my drive...
Last year I wrote a lot about my disgruntled feelings of living in Australia and frankly I realise no where is going to be utopia but I do believe some places synergise better with...
This isn't easy for me to write. I consider myself a rational, realistic human being. Others have called me sceptical, even cynical... and they got it from somewhere. I have a deep...
Oh man...I've kept this hidden for so long. It's a deep kept secret of mine. It hurts a lot to admit but I just feel like letting it out. It's humiliating and stupid and I can't...
Hey. If anyone shares the same interests that i'm about to post about, feel free to talk to me. :)
1. My name is LisaMarie - but people usually just call me Lisa instead.
I've been rejected from every club every sport and possibly everything that I thought I could accomplish. The problem with what doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger is that...