I am the most sarcastic ***** you will ever meet. If I like you then I won't be sarcastic but if I get pissed off I would be sarcastic. Technically I'm sarcastic ALL the time...
Don't you think they go in hand?When the person has a brain,I mean.Every day they are feeding us with images that tell us how romance is supposed to look like: Conventionally...
Although I am sarcastic in a good humoured manner most of the time there are times I observe myself being overly sarcastic. Does this come with growing cynicism?
I cannot escape it, it seems. When people around me began to say they would do things they later would abandon, I became skilled in knowing whether or not someone would do whatever...
I can be a little sarcastic btw
I probably make way to many sarcastic comments than I should and everyone hates me for it. It's not my fault people are so stupid.
Me ? Sarcastic? Nooo never ! Lol
I think it is our duty as sarcastic people to let stupid people know when they are being stupid... We are actually doing them a favor and they should thank us (;
Lol but with my sarcasm I am too serious, and instead of thinking I'm being sarcastic, people just think I'm weird haha
Me sarcastic? Never.......
So here I am happy then someone has to ruin it by being sarcastic.Go put your sarcasm somewhere else. Don't put it anywhere close to me.
Basically, I am someone who always makes sarcastic remarks about something when the time is right... But only in a smart way. Sometimes, the wittiness comes out in a powerful burst...
My mom told me that I started being extremely sarcastic by the time I was age 9 :)
"I'd be more apathetic if I were not so lethargic"
Mur hur durp a nurp nurp durp nurp
I will disrespect you by disrespecting you with a respectful voice with a smile on my face. Get it?
Today at work, while a self-centered condescending man (my manager) was telling me to go clean the dishes in the back of the restaurant, I proceeded to shout "BUT MOM, I WANNA SEE...
One of my favorite books "Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr." I believe my affirmation for the day will be "Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too...
So my little brother said we lost someone in the family.... I hope he found them I'd hate for them to be in the woods... Lol most of you are going to be a ***** but it's supposed...
I think you should meet my friend, **** Sherlock. First name, No.
How about a ****....
That just about sums my personality in one single sentence. Phew !
Is it unusual to hide shyness behind sarcasm and wit?
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Be gentle with the earth. (Oh come on. The Earth is old enough to take care of herself.)
A sense of humor few get. Damn it people. :)
I want to high five you. In the face. With a knife.
"No, Really? I never would have guessed."
Sarcasm is beautiful. :)
This can make my husband and family a little grouchy at times lol
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
I am 99% sarcasm 1% tears like everytime someone tells something stupid my sarcasm's at his best I can't help it
You know the profile game gets shoved up your *** right
All the Skype is done...since we never discussed it....your filed in.....
I love grumpy cat too much haha
If bush was a great president then my name is Betty XD
"Why" you ask? That's freaking 'why!' ^^ I write and decide something because I can.
Yes but the wisdom of age has taught me it's usually best to think rather than say. LOL
Ask me a stupid question? I'll answer with a stupid response. :D
Well aren't you my saviour!!!!!
Don't ask a dumbass question if you didn't want a smartass answer v.v
Me before "50 first date"
Yo bro let's go F##King burn something I'm bored.
OMG that's real love. Why can't I find love that I'm bloated and everybody...
I communicate mostly through sarcasm, and it often gets me in trouble 😂 oh well, that who I am, so people can deal with it.
You should always remember the good things about people ,no longer in your life have done..
But you should always write down the bad things they have done so that you do not forget...
I love it when people can throw it back too
So my cousins friend was being rude and annoying so she was asking my cousin if she has any annoying habits and I said ' Yes , breathing ' and she's like ' omg omg what ?' I know...