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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    im pretty cynical about everything and nothing will change that.
    kieshi kieshi 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    I am somewhat a sarcastic gurl at tymes. Jus me. I learned from my dad haha
    annmarie210 annmarie210 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    Idk why I'm in such a sarcastic and playful mood tonight. I think today was just a good day for me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 1

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 4

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    I love sarcasm and am fairly fluent in it. I don't really get people who don't care for it. I mean, there is a time to be sarcastic and a time to be sincere, and you must know your...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 1 Response Jul 8

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    I pretend to be very conceited and over the top because I find it humorous and I love someone that I can talk to like that. I think it is hard to tell m y sarcasm through text but...
    darkmoonlight darkmoonlight 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 9

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    I can be so sarcastic, I can't even understand myself. I have to work on that.😒
    BossiRossi BossiRossi 16-17, F Jul 10

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    Sometimes my mom says I'm too sarcastic for my own good and I keep getting grounded.
    dancerwithheart dancerwithheart 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    Every time I'm around friends I'm being really sarcastic. Sometimes it's really hurtful but I only recognize that after I said that. My friends even say that they don't like. I'm...
    WillsWill WillsWill 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    No this is not a story from no personal experience whatsoever ^w^ Hector: You lying- Me: Whatsoever ^w^' Non-sarcastically speaking sarcasm is great X{3 Hector: Good your having...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 Response a week ago

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    I never believed in miracles happening to me, even when I was the most religious, I never believed that things could happen to me just purely because of God’s blessings and...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    It's like a second language. Sometimes it goes over people's heads.
    ChrisAJ1970 ChrisAJ1970 41-45, M Jun 28

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    EpAllie removes experiences that seem inappropriate but the pervs on here are free to post some sh*ts like are you kidding me?
    calliecassidy calliecassidy 22-25, F Jun 29

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    Yeah it gets me in trouble but sorry its just how I am accept it... and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon
    yyoyoyoyoyoyoyo yyoyoyoyoyoyoyo 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 29

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    I don't know how I would live with all the idiots in the world without sarcasm.
    rougewolf55555 rougewolf55555 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 2

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    Wait... you want me to tell you why, exactly? I suppose you want me to, as well, inform you when I go to the restroom? I just farted a minute ago... thought you'd want to know that...
    LoveOverHatred LoveOverHatred 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    paradox14 paradox14 31-35, M Jul 6

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    It is fun to see their reactions and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7

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    I'm not mean...I just think ppl ask dumb obvious questions. Haha
    4ngel314 4ngel314 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    Ive been told its my biggest flaw because to the people that know me my sarcasm is funny but to people dont really know me i usualy just come off as an *******
    rehn25 rehn25 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    LOL
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 10

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    My daughter just got her first job..she is so excited about getting her first paycheck. She said..Mama..when I get paid, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and buy the coffee for the guy...
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Yes i'am at few things :) :/
    theSexpert989 theSexpert989 18-21, M Jul 15

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    Is it my fault I feel the need to respond to stupid questions/statements with stupid answers/remarks?
    Keepitlit86 Keepitlit86 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I speak fluent sarcasm. Its my native language.
    haileyknight11 haileyknight11 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Yeah. This is one of the reason why I only have 4 friends.
    flyoffsomewhere flyoffsomewhere 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Even when I don't intend to be
    cults cults 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    When I want to get my angry message across
    szchwakovpf szchwakovpf 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    I was in Jerusalem about to board a bus to the Knesset. My friend and I were discussing and wondering if the buses took American currency. I asked a lady who was standing there...
    Ironicman Ironicman 56-60, M 4 days ago

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    I use sarcasm all the time and my friends don't get it. Haha
    LovelyGamer LovelyGamer 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    people think my sarcasm gets annoying😁
    stephaniee20203 stephaniee20203 13-15, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I would say that I am accused of being a troll more often than most. Maybe this is because my cynical nature rubs off on them...but people tend to look for subtle, delicate "flaws...
    Levi1 Levi1 13-15, M 5 Responses Jul 4

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    The characters are : H&M M ’ is an African adolescent , she is someone who seems so calm and discrete , she is bookish and so interesting in literature , all the people say that...
    Violetta15 Violetta15 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    The great escape 4 The team continue on without Zane and Niggalactacus and mad it to entrance to the hanger room. However what they didn't know was security guards where posted...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 6

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    I just realized how easy it would be to just be sarcastic to most every one of these experiences! But I won't, I will be authentic! I have lost most of my close family over the...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 1 Response Jul 7

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    Passive-aggressive behavior is the indirect expression of hostility, such as through procrastination, sarcasm, stubbornness, sullenness, or deliberate or repeated failure to...
    PandorasDream PandorasDream 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Does it bother anyone else when you post on here and it's something serious that you're venting about and someone comments with sarcasm. Now I am a very sarcastic person, but not...
    Lipsofred Lipsofred 18-21, F 13 Responses a week ago

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    This helps me so I just wanted to share it with everybody.. :) 10 ways to be a happier person 1. Think 5 positive things everyday when you wake up (might as well start everyday...
    oliviamarie5524 oliviamarie5524 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have been around passive aggressive people long enough to recognize the signs when I see them. That being said, it is extra offensive and disappointing to me when I recognize...
    Aimee17 Aimee17 36-40, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The world we live in is just cynical and filled with filth. Look at the movie Elf. It shows how everyone is a stuck up, boring moron. What kind of society have we created? One that...
    Existentior Existentior 31-35, M 2 Responses Jun 26

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    I can't trust people. So I manipulate them before they get to me. I feel that the whole world is against me. Call me paranoid or cynical. I just feel the need to attack or control...
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    I signed up on Tumblr when I was a junior in high school. When I started, most of my posts were reblogs. Later on, I began typing my own text posts, treating it as my public...
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    I took a huge step last night, and it's something that i never thought i would be able to do. After holding on for so long, i finally let him go. I've proven to myself that i'm...
    Ally95xx Ally95xx 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 1

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