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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I don't like sarcastic people because they aren't understand a feeling of any persons .
    Ghadahbander Ghadahbander 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    my voice is naturally sarcastic. some people say its a gift but it isnt my friend, try talking like that to teachers. they think im being a wise *** but its my voice/)>w <(
    kyanitestone186 kyanitestone186 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I tend to be sarcastic, and most people think it's pretty funny. The fun thing about sarcasm is you can slip a little "unwelcome" truth into your conversation and people just think...
    WalkAwayFromTheSun WalkAwayFromTheSun 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I wish there was a way that we could italicize words on EP to show people that I am just being sarcastic...
    InsaneSusy InsaneSusy 18-21, F 5 Responses Apr 9

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    Lol I'm a sarcastic *****... I can't help what I am, sometimes it gets on people's nerves
    gonebeyondrepair gonebeyondrepair 18-21, F 6 Responses a week ago

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    and boo to the people who dont get your sarcasm. its too sarcastic for them to understand
    shrid shrid 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    What can I say? I'm English, we're known for being sarcastic bastards. Don't like it? Get gone! xD
    IBickers IBickers 18-21, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    I really don't give a flying **** though, what's not to love about sarcasm, it's fun.. I'm a sarcastic ***** BooFuckingHooo
    xxmeandonlymexx xxmeandonlymexx 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    NOTHING travels faster than the speed of stupid!
    Littl3Madam Littl3Madam 18-21, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    That feeling when people don't understand your sarcasm (._.")
    CookieMonstuh CookieMonstuh 16-17, M 5 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I don't love that easy. I don't care for others like I should. I know you need a bundle of it so I'll give you my heart and my love so you have what your missing. Remember the road...
    Isis27 Isis27 36-40 3 Responses Apr 7

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    So my husband goes outside for whatever reason and i turn the tv off because i find it annoying. He comes back in and says "what's wrong with my tv?" i say, "It's called being...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    Just wanted to say that I really hate helping others and I'm not really interested in other peoples problems... Please comment and tell me all about your issues and I will do my...
    PokerShaun PokerShaun 31-35, M 12 Responses Mar 28

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    Their like the best people to hold conversations with
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    Would one say I'm always a smartass? I don't think so...sometimes I sleep.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 6 Responses Apr 7

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    Just having a "normal" conversation today at work and my coworker ask if I always have to be a d!ck. I didn't even realize I was being one.
    lilwoody75 lilwoody75 36-40, M 5 Responses Apr 9

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    I just can't stop the sarcasm!
    taliablack taliablack 13-15, F Apr 12

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    "I'm immune to your sarcasm" -Sheldon Lee Cooper
    LarsMartinJ LarsMartinJ 13-15, M Apr 15

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    awhile ago we upgraded our phones and the rep was going to move all our pictures and videos to the new phones, he asked if there were anything in there he didn't want us for him to...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 15

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    I confess. Guilty as charged. LOL What slays me is that people look at me and see the image of propriety. And I swear I do not own a stitch of Laura Ashley. It would seem if you...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 15

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    Never argue with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
    Angieinthewonderland Angieinthewonderland 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    I love how in scary movies the person yells out, 'HELLO?' As if the killer is going to be like, 'YEAH, IM IN THE KITCHEN, WANT A SANDWICH?'
    Angieinthewonderland Angieinthewonderland 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 17

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    Try to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.
    Angieinthewonderland Angieinthewonderland 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    My parents are currently mad at me because I somehow managed to sass the dentist with a bunch of knives, mirrors, and cotton balls in my mouth. Rather than get pissed I've taken...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F Apr 17

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    Everytime someone on Food Network says, "the taste just exploded in my mouth" I almost pee my pants laughing.
    andie2007 andie2007 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 18

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    My defence mechanism 😕 can't help it
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses a week ago

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    I'm so glad someone else understands my love for Q tips.
    astrokitty4341 astrokitty4341 22-25, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    Probably why my friends hate me if I'm honest
    KillingCake KillingCake 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    You don't like my sarcasm? Well I don't like your stupid.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    With some people the conversation tends to feel a bit like a mind exercise. Stretching is important when it comes to exercise...hence all the eye rolling and yawning.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    storyteller4u2 storyteller4u2 51-55, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Are some people actually born stupid, or do they get up early every morning and practice?
    Littl3Madam Littl3Madam 18-21, F 39 Responses 2 days ago

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    Go ahead and tell me everything wrong with me. My diet, my sense of humor, my habits and short comings. I am listening ever so intently.
    FutileSuperiority FutileSuperiority 22-25 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Sarcasm was invented to confuse stupid people. :)
    EmoGirl286 EmoGirl286 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I spent some time trying to deny it. I had become cynical and a bit jaded but in the end I am what I am. I can't change it and I won't apologize for it. I am a Romantic, I think...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 7 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I left Australia permanently 13 years ago. I had left in the mid-80's but returned to finish a university degree. It was 11 years before I could escape, but in the meantime I...
    poppethead poppethead 46-50, F 22 mins ago

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    There is a saying that God watches out for those who watch out for themselves. At first glance it may sound cynical or sarcastic. But I believe it is not. It is very true. If we...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    I have one amazing boyfriend. He is very very very very sweet and laid back. We talk on the phone for hours. We met on Facebook lol, turns out he went to my school but graduated...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Note here that I will always type "Cynic" with a capital "C." That's because there is a difference between a Cynic and someone who is merely cynical. That's right; technically...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M 4 days ago

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