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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    You say it in a sarcastic way, they cant handle it. And if you dont want it to be sarcastic, they think you're being sarcastic. Seriously?
    Pwriingles Pwriingles 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 10

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    Just because I'm quite people think I'm not sarcastic. Whenever I say something sarcastic (which happens quick frequently) they think I'm being serious! Like no! Joke! I'm joking!
    ljhenry ljhenry 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    I know it's possible. My parents had an amazing loving romantic marriage. Then nine years after Dad passed away. Mom met her recent hubby here on EP. But I also believe it's...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F Mar 13

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    Does anyone say that what you just said was sarcastic without you even realizing it? Seems to happen to me more than I try to actually be sarcastic ._.
    AnAnonymousPanda AnAnonymousPanda 16-17, M Mar 14

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    *Sigh* You know, I really want to post something about me being sarcastic, but every way to do it has already been used. There is absolutely no way I can convey my own form of...
    andrewphysics andrewphysics 18-21, M a week ago

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    This is what my teacher wrote after I turned in a darker poem, "This is a deep poem and I can tell you worked really hard on it. These cynical views of the world make for good...
    wolfgirl202 wolfgirl202 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Not as much as I used to be, as experience has taught me to hold it back, especially around certain types of people. I've gotten better at reading body language and mannerisms, so...
    DuskWood DuskWood 31-35, M 2 Responses Mar 1

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    even when I'm genuinely not being sarcastic they still think I am...
    reese187 reese187 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 4

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    So this morning (too early for sarcasm. lol) My son was saying that we haven't talking to our online best (World of Warcraft) gaming friend in 3 months (we've met her in person a...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 5

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    Sarcasm is like a second language to me. It can be good, or bad, depending on when or why I'm using it. I don't do it for negative reasons. Besides me thinking it's funny, I...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    You want the last bite but if you force yourself to eat it you most certainly will yak But since it smelled, looked, tasted so good you eat it anyway Then as the pressure mounts in...
    BLOWingTides BLOWingTides 22-25, F Mar 16

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    I rather have a woman with some meat on her bones than a skinny fit one. I enjoy a nice rump roast to chew upon.....
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 28

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    some people can never take me seriously
    theyidolozebee theyidolozebee 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    Lol .. Only too a certain extent though.. Cause it's a difference between funny sarcasm & just being a straight b-whole with it. ✊💯
    bprice0600 bprice0600 18-21, F Mar 1

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    Wow listen to mr funny guy over there...
    Youcanthandlemyusername Youcanthandlemyusername 22-25, M Mar 2

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    Not exactly the happiest person...
    trismason trismason 13-15, F Mar 3

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    If I ever say "Oh wow" to you, it doesn't mean I'm impressed. It means you're stupid.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 3

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    Procrastination is a cruel mistress
    Willj626 Willj626 13-15, M Mar 3

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    When i say "suuure". It doesn't mean i agree. It either means "what do i have to say to make you shut up?" or "no, i don't think so". i think it's not my fault if people...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 4

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    "It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins." ~ Chinese Proverb
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 5

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    Success is like making fire in the movie, Castaway
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 5

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    People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 6

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    Making me drink decaf coffee is child abuse.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 7

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    And most people can't handle it..😝
    MissKeela MissKeela 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    I totally texted you JUST to work my thumbs out, of course I DON'T want a reply... DUHHH OH and by all means continue to ignore my text... -_-
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    I hate it when people don't get my sarcasm, and say like :"really??" Or :"what? I don't get it... Is that supposed to be funny or something?" Just shut up okay!!! XD
    Naockey Naockey 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 12

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    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
    scrimshaw scrimshaw 41-45, M 5 Responses Mar 13

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    I didn't get your text because I ignored it.
    refuse2bnormal refuse2bnormal 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 13

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    If my sarcasm bothers anyone, please let me know and I'll stop.
    angeIcum angeIcum 18-21, F 11 Responses Mar 14

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    Another piece of me. Muffled too long.
    complex7 complex7 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 18

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    I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are still missing.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    nobody never knows when im being serious
    theyidolozebee theyidolozebee 16-17, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    My sarcasm is my shield and my biggest enemy
    MissMachine00 MissMachine00 22-25, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Gee, whatever gave you that idea?
    TrippingKitty TrippingKitty 26-30 3 days ago

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    I hope some people manage to figure out the real message im trying to convey. *Evil smirk*
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    So my husband goes outside for whatever reason and i turn the tv off because i find it annoying. He comes back in and says "what's wrong with my tv?" i say, "It's called being...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    It's easy when there's lots of time when I feel nothing at all, it's a new coping mechanism perhaps. I can smile, laugh and joke about anything even what hurts me the most. Why...
    EnvysEnemy EnvysEnemy 22-25, F Mar 3

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    ....I can't stand it anymore..... Why i can't meet a right man? Hopeless in this country. While i'm watching a movie,i'm wondering the day that someone hold me tight and love...
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    i hate it when i say something serious but it comes out sarcastic and when i wanna be sarcastic it comes out serious...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 8