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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    i am realistic and that means cynical in someone's book. take it as you want.
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    I admit it. I'm an *******. But you're a moron. I figure it's more polite to be sarcastic than to simply laugh in your face. And please accept my advanced apology if...
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    Teach your daughters the 7 B's... Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies
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    Your birthday reminds me of an old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo.
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    Biatch, the only time you been a 10 is before you turned 11
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    I kill pride. I hurt feelings. Click clack. Bang bang.
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    Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or I'm just a *****!
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    Oh, the weather outside can bite me, my muscles ache despite me, I don't have that happy glow. Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows!!
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    Please excuse my pig, he's a friend.
    scrimshaw scrimshaw 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 26

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    Sorry I got so drunk and ended up being really mouthy and offensive at your party next week.
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    I'm sorry, was I wearing my "I care" face? My bad.
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    It's not that I don't like you......... your face just doesn't give me a choice. 😊
    xBlackyChan xBlackyChan 26-30, M Jan 25

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    You're just a butter knife. I'm a machete.
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    Obesity doesn't run in your family. No one runs in your family.
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    Every time I say something witty, please don't think I'm flirting. I just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
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    If I had to pick one word that best describes myself, I suppose it would be: can't follow orders.
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    Giving a **** doesn't really go with my outfit.
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    Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 years to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind.
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    Whenever someone says "It's getting hot in here", I automatically think "So take off all your clothes."
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    Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?
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    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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    It doesn't matter how old or gangster you are - if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer that thing.
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    I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle. He sent me grocery shopping.
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