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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    Now I don't necessarily believe sarcasm is bad thing. I actually enjoy it quite a lot. I love people that have a sarcastic sense of humor. Unfortunately, though I can have a...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 4 Responses May 2

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    So sarcastic sometimes I don't know if I'm being a bi*** or sarcastic
    YesIAmAsian YesIAmAsian 18-21 2 Responses May 3

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    I don't like sarcastic people because they aren't understand a feeling of any persons .
    Ghadahbander Ghadahbander 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27

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    my voice is naturally sarcastic. some people say its a gift but it isnt my friend, try talking like that to teachers. they think im being a wise *** but its my voice/)>w <(
    kyanitestone186 kyanitestone186 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27

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    So sarcastic yes. It's so natural. To the point that I don't even know when will I be serious.
    SaccharineRose SaccharineRose 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 30

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    Overly sarcastic to be specific...
    kushhqueen kushhqueen 18-21, F 1 Response May 2

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    I can sarcastic sometimes and people get confused because they weren't sure why I was saying something that way. I'm just that good sometimes haha. Other times people just get...
    THISarcane THISarcane 18-21, F 1 Response May 3

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    I am so sarcastic that I'm pretty sure sarcasm is my first language
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 3

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    I'm very sarcastic and I've gotten detention for it at least 5+ times because I use my sarcasm as a weapon against teachers, woops.
    BringMeTheSuicideSilence BringMeTheSuicideSilence 18-21, F 4 Responses May 4

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    "If you dont want a sarcastic answer, dont ask a stupid question"
    LordJashin LordJashin 13-15, M 2 Responses May 4

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    I LOOOVE SARCASTIC PEOPLE....
    Yaird Yaird 16-17, M 7 Responses May 5

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    It actually causes me physical pain to hold back a sarcastic/smart *** comment.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 5 Responses May 6

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    because I am sarcastic and filthy and combined they are even more awsum. Although I am.carefully not to make too many filthy comments here, people are fragile and don't embrace the...
    TheGrumpyDead TheGrumpyDead 31-35, M 2 Responses May 7

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    It's gotten to the point where people around me don't know if I'm being serious. Even the teachers ask me to stop being sarcastic when I'm being totally serious.
    FallennDemonn FallennDemonn 13-15, M 2 Responses May 8

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    Nope, not sarcastic at all. Not a bit.
    haleysings haleysings 13-15, F May 9

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    i am not just sarcastic. i am also also a skilled, professionally trained at pointing out the obvious.
    fallenzero fallenzero 22-25, M 4 Responses May 14

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    Me? Sarcastic? Never......
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 10 Responses May 14

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    always wondering if i should make a sarcastic comment or not :x
    jenosaida jenosaida 16-17 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm sarcastic ....and I take out my aggression in the bedroom
    FreshMilk4Me FreshMilk4Me 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    I am sarcastic...only one hour a day
    yairdjudas999 yairdjudas999 16-17, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I think part of the reason for my increasing cynicism is because I want to blame the world rather than take responsibility for my own unhappiness. I want to tell myself that the...
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme 22-25, F 1 Response May 2

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    I feel inferior to the successful ones but one day I will become so great that no more darkness shall touch me. I question myself right now as 12 year olds are already grasping...
    SpiritualStoner SpiritualStoner 16-17, M 1 Response May 4

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    There's always those optimistic people saying, "Think positively! Not everything in the world is bad!" Well, not everything in the world is good, either.
    MisunderstoodGirl69 MisunderstoodGirl69 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    EP for some reason interprets apostrophes as slashes in groups,original title,If you can't see me i can't see you! SEE? 
    mailcall mailcall 36-40, F 3 days ago

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    With some people the conversation tends to feel a bit like a mind exercise. Stretching is important when it comes to exercise...hence all the eye rolling and yawning.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    storyteller4u2 storyteller4u2 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    Are some people actually born stupid, or do they get up early every morning and practice?
    deleted deleted 26-30 29 Responses Apr 25

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    Go ahead and tell me everything wrong with me. My diet, my sense of humor, my habits and short comings. I am listening ever so intently.
    FutileSuperiority FutileSuperiority 22-25 2 Responses Apr 26

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    Sarcasm was invented to confuse stupid people. :)
    EmoGirl286 EmoGirl286 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 26

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    NOTHING travels faster than the speed of stupid!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 27

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    That feeling when people don't understand your sarcasm (._.")
    CookieMonstuh CookieMonstuh 16-17, M 5 Responses Apr 27

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    Some of the questions posted on EP have me wondering how many people here require sever special needs, or have a reading level below the third grade. #notevensorry
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Apr 28

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    Cause why the **** not? #higherminded
    higherminded higherminded 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 28

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    an old boss of mine was talking about another manager in my company. he said "the other manager got real mad when I called him a dictator". I said "maybe he didn't hear the tator...
    HardLiquid HardLiquid 46-50, M 1 Response May 5

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    This boy is class was trying to sound all cool by saying he sat at the "cool" table and I told him every one should dream big. He didn't even get it.
    hannahboo1614 hannahboo1614 16-17, F 1 Response May 5

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    Sorry, the lifestyle you ordered is currently out of stock!
    3st3ll3 3st3ll3 13-15, F 3 Responses May 5

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    only if I like you..........
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 6

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    So much so, I can't sound sincere
    Maerie Maerie 18-21, F May 6

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    Is there any other kind of humour?
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin 13-15, M 3 Responses May 7

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    people take themselves too seriously, its fun to mess with them...