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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Love being sarcastic! Makes everything a bit more entertaining When I decide to be a jerk, some people think I'm still being sarcastic while others actually realize I'm not.
    izzi2011 izzi2011 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Sometimes when i'm in a awkward place I just say something sarcastic so it's not so awkward. Also once I say the sarcastic remark sometimes people don't understand what I say so...
    Girlinpink0075 Girlinpink0075 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 15

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    I'm a cynical bastard and I kind of like it.
    WhatTheFrenchToast WhatTheFrenchToast 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Beware people i can be very sarcastic ....
    ifaizanm ifaizanm 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    I have a sarcastic sense of humor and find not everyone gets it or understands it. I have accidentally upset people with my sense of humor. Has anyone else done that before?
    Violaplayer84 Violaplayer84 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    Anyone else can't stop being sarcastic!!
    IceUpSon19 IceUpSon19 13-15, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am a bit of a sarcastic troll. Trolling is the fine art of using witty humour to challenge other people's' intelligence. And I am proud to say that I enjoy making clever jokes...
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    Especially when people try to insult me by calling me fat. "Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never...
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 5 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    In the most syrupy voice he asks "So... did you miss me?" To which she replies in the bluntest of tones... "Like a cat misses licking it's own arsehole". Fit's perfectly I'd...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    When people see you at the grocery store and they're like, "Hey, what are you doing here?!" and you're like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants!" *idiot*
    EmereyTragedy EmereyTragedy 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Remember: You can't face the problem... If the problem is your face. :P
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Mom: Hey, go clean up your room, we're having a company over tonight for dinner. Daughter/Son: Oh sorry, I didn't know dinner would be held in my bedroom. :O Mom: Just do it -_...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Me: *falls down the stairs. breaks every bone in my body and coughs up blood* friend: OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!!? CAN YOU STAND UP?!?! ARE YOU HURT!?!! ME: Nah I'm fine because I didn...
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Because if someone asks for a pianist what am I suppose today? Not laugh?
    hal48 hal48 26-30, M Jan 1

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    I do believe sarcasm is an art. Apparently, I'm not really good at it since people take me seriously and I get into trouble for it.
    mirogran mirogran 31-35, M 4 Responses Jan 1

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    Happy New Years Guys! New fresh! New start! :) ....(I didn't mean it guys)
    562alex 562alex 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    People in Austria don't get my humour
    itsmekar itsmekar 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    this is why most people hate me but I don't mind if you can't take my sarcasm we won't get along anyway
    Mal33ha123 Mal33ha123 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    For some reason, my flavor of sarcasm draws people. Oh joy. (¬_¬)
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    I hate it when people ask me: "Hey, that's the shirt you wore the other day, right?" Yes, *****. This is the shirt I wore the other ******* day. I have this awesome thing at home...
    SweeterThanToblerone SweeterThanToblerone 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    Agrhhhhh , get it off me , get it off . No, no , nooooooooo, nooooooooooooooo! im being hit with an atheist spirit - ok im just playing lmao . Steel may melt with fire , but it...
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Jan 5

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    These EP users are Salty XD
    mstv1112 mstv1112 13-15, F Jan 6

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    That moment when: Someone: what are you wearing? Me: I mean duhh.. CLOTHES of course
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 7

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    When someone ask you if: How to be HOT in front of other people. Tell him/her: SET YOURSELF ON FIRE. -_-
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F Jan 7

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    Oh you have no idea how hilarious I can be with sarcasm...... That's why my Minecraft name is "The_Sarcasmist_"
    Lollipop948 Lollipop948 13-15, M Jan 7

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    I try to keep it in check, as I truly don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I prefer to surround myself with people who appreciate it, rather than are offended by it. I have...
    SavannahAnsley SavannahAnsley 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    People say: "oh you're my everything." "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you." In school they taught me that i couldn't live without: Shelter. Water. Food. Oxygen...
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 10 Responses Jan 10

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    Waitress : table for two? Me: nahhhhhh carpet for 97.
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    Sometimes my friends get annoyed from my jokes and sarcasm
    bbbrrriiiaaan bbbrrriiiaaan 13-15, M Jan 14

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    Sarcasm is the biggest thing that gets me through my day. And coffee. Coffee helps too.
    meghandanielle meghandanielle 18-21 7 Responses a week ago

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    You ever have one of those days or even moments that almost everything you saw or heard somehow seemed to rub you wrong? Well, that's where I'm at right now. I've been reading...
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    People say that money is not the key to happiness but i always figured . . . if you had enough money you could have a key made!!
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    I am not looking forward to the zombie apocalypse. I am going to have my brains eaten. But you, you have nothing to worry about.
    IncongruousAnne IncongruousAnne 26-30, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    The world is that funny place where people who shed tears for the poor are heroes, while businessmen who give them jobs are often villains
    samshungg samshungg 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get some Beer.
    samshungg samshungg 26-30, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    This goes towards all the ep members, as in real life, i express my thoughts, am a bit sarcastic and cynical some times and some others i'm just into a weird mood and i go joking...
    alogo alogo 26-30 Dec 29, 2014

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    8 out of ten cats. most other nations would never get this humour, its sharp, sarcastic and quick moving
    EndlessRiver EndlessRiver 41-45, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    from mm this morning after leaving his bed 2 hours prior 1. did you wake me up before you left?me: yes. mm: I dont think you kissed me goodbye! 2. face time from mm on my drive...
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    Last year I wrote a lot about my disgruntled feelings of living in Australia and frankly I realise no where is going to be utopia but I do believe some places synergise better with...
    ha40 ha40 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    This isn't easy for me to write. I consider myself a rational, realistic human being. Others have called me sceptical, even cynical... and they got it from somewhere. I have a deep...
    SpaceTurtle SpaceTurtle 31-35, M Jan 12

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    Oh man...I've kept this hidden for so long. It's a deep kept secret of mine. It hurts a lot to admit but I just feel like letting it out. It's humiliating and stupid and I can't...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response Jan 13

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    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I've been rejected from every club every sport and possibly everything that I thought I could accomplish. The problem with what doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger is that...
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