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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Lmao, some people try waaaay to hard. Even over the internet.
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    Sarcasm= the use if irony to mock or convey contempt Altruism= the belief in or practice of disinterested and selfless concern for the well being of others. In all honestly...
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    So can any one tell a real funny story I am have a really bad day ... 😐
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    Sometimes gets me in trouble though.
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    sarcasm, I have to use it. because punching people in the face is still illegal...
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    Being Funny Is Great. But like my Great Grand Pappy said "Looks don't last forever. Dumazz!"
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    HEY... (AS I POINT UP TO THE SKY) LOOK AT THAT DEAD BIRD!!!! U KNOW UR *** LOOKED UP.....
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    When you wish upon a star, chances are it's a couple million light years away and the star is dead. Just like your dreams.
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    It's who I am and I'm not gonna change it. Simple as that. I love sarcasm and if you can't handle it or respect that aspect of my humor, and then you can't respect me nor deserve...
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    or in other words.... STOP the bullshit HUST  the nonsense KEEP the hoopla HALT the gibberish!
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