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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I'm cynical about people and relationships. I used to be a big guy and most girls wouldn't give me the time of day, just as a friend. I could tell by the way people spoke to me...
    AmWolf AmWolf 26-30, M Mar 24

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    I can be really sarcastic at times! Especially when I feel really irritated by someone ... I don't mean to, though, its just a natural reaction for me. I guess I get it from my...
    K3736 K3736 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    People keep tellin me I'm such a sarcastic *******. I'm not even trying to be sarcastic, I'm just an *******.
    CDPlayer1 CDPlayer1 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Yups, and it just happens, honestly sometimes it feels like thing just snap put of my mouth. From my brain to my mouth with no filter tin between, an it does upset people sometimes...
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 21

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    Most of my vocabulary consists of sarcastic and sassy toned words
    ash5698 ash5698 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    I mean I'm sarcastic...yes. But when you ask a dumb question or make an idiotic statement you want me to just sit and say nothing? Not gonna happen.
    soulofawiccanflower soulofawiccanflower 41-45 2 Responses Mar 26

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    I love being sarcastic because it's funny to see how people react to it. :)
    VictoriaHall VictoriaHall 13-15, F Apr 2

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    TwdFireflyy TwdFireflyy 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    I would date a friendly turtle with no shell if it told me I was smart, laughed at my jokes and paid to get my hair done.
    nhammoud nhammoud 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    No one's going to want to be with me anyway once they know how I feel about relationships...
    IcyDragon IcyDragon 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    What's the point anyway? People just get hurt. Besides, most likely, the relationship won't last. I don't get why people even bother. Even the long term relationships fail. Another...
    IcyDragon IcyDragon 16-17, F Apr 6

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    Continued reinforcement has made sure the cynicism holds fast.
    LadyBronte LadyBronte 46-50, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My entire family and my closest friends are as well. However, my girlfriend does not understand the jokingly, harsh criticism traded back and forth between me and those closest to...
    TexasGuyRy TexasGuyRy 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 20

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    I just. Can't help it , it just comes with the package
    Sexygoddess13 Sexygoddess13 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 22

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    Maybe because I find sarcasm funny lol.
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M Mar 23

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    It's an instant reaction. It just happens. I sometimes do feel bad about it when people mistake it for me trying to insult them. What do expect me to do when u sit there and talk...
    Vigilant6007 Vigilant6007 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    Ohhhh sarcasm, very clever....seriously! No seriously! Look how serious I am 😐.
    rocketman84 rocketman84 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    Sarcasm is my only defense in life, No regrets
    CandieDiCaprio CandieDiCaprio 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Me and my family have this different way of talking that only some people understand... & it's funny but only when you understand .. It's hard for me to make friends because of it...
    addictedtoashx3 addictedtoashx3 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Woo! I just love being left out of conversations! By all means, keep leaving me out! What a glorious day this has been!
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    Some people on this app bring out my inner sass queen.👌👑
    daniefaye32346 daniefaye32346 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Well, that's what I like to call it. It's actually a kind of inner voice that makes comments and says things when I don't. They're often not what I'd say (I'd not have the guts...
    EponymousAnonymous EponymousAnonymous 13-15 1 Response Apr 11

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    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Only for those who have no idea how to use it. Those who frequently say "um" and "y'know". No I don't know. Articulate yourself. Then you might...
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 11

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    Sarcasm is a learned skill. I tried once as a kid; my mother just looked at me and said "That was not sarcasm. That was idiocy." She's still my hero.
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Sarcasm is needed when: 1. People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not like I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People ask, "can I ask you a...
    GeekyLittleThing GeekyLittleThing 13-15, F 9 Responses 4 days ago

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    It literally makes up 99% of everything I say I feel sorry for anyone who actually tries to have a conversation with me
    TheQueenOfPunkRock TheQueenOfPunkRock 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    "How old do you think I am?" "About my age. Give or take a century."
    writercookies writercookies 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I have maybe one true friend in the world. I can quickly make friends, but the friendships only last about a month at most. I'm intelligent, but far too lazy to even pretend to...
    Jared1494 Jared1494 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Well, anyone willing to voice their opinion, and read a pretty long post like this one, is truly welcome to! So, here goes nothing... Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper (about...
    EponymousAnonymous EponymousAnonymous 13-15 5 Responses Apr 8

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    I am not sure who I am anymore. Agnostic seems the be the closest description for me, yet, I don't feel it is quite right. I have always not liked being in the gray area, and being...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Nasser, second president of Egypt, was hated by the terrorist Organisation of the Muslim Brotherhood very much, to the level of trying to assassinate him!It is because he had a...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    You are a Owl! (your score: 31) 31 Characters: Etar and Nathas in the Aspect of Crow trilogy Powers: Human lie-detectors Owls are keen, perceptive and skeptical. You're adept at...
    IvyHunt IvyHunt 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    I can't breath anymore and I don't know what to do, I'm actually asking for help. My life's ****** up, but that's not the point right now. I'm so full of hate and I'm cynical. It...
    TommiAdkins TommiAdkins 13-15, F Mar 19

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    Tool- Reflection perfect. just perfect. ღ TOOL Reflection Lyrics I have come curiously close to the end, now Beneath my self-indulgent, pitiful hole Defeated, I concede...
    MissWorld33 MissWorld33 36-40, F Mar 20

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    Although, like communism, which is so good in theory, but horrid in practice, Transcendentalism seems to be an impossible dream. Society corrupts people through a lowest common...
    oakenbras oakenbras 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 20

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    Anyone want to talk who too is generally dark, dry, and cynical? :)
    mollycm mollycm 16-17, F 9 Responses Mar 23

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    My best friend all through elementary recently moved away. She wasn't the kind of friend you talk to, though, she was just fun to be around. We had the same sense of silly, non...
    Marvilles Marvilles 13-15, F Mar 24

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    But I did. I just did, can you even believe it? It was an epic fail though. But better than being a slug forever. Would it be more pathetic if I high-five myself? I honestly don't...
    kixisback kixisback 22-25 1 Response Mar 25

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    People think that expensive psychiatrists can cure you with a prescription for some obscure drug. In reality I'm just cynical and ruthless because I've been neglected all my life...
    TommiAdkins TommiAdkins 13-15, F Mar 25

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    Owl.. 23 Powers: Human lie detectors Owls are keen, perceptive, and skeptical. You're adept at getting to the truth, making you an ideal investigator or attorney. Your insights...
    ahyokaatuyastanvusdayvhvsgi ahyokaatuyastanvusdayvhvsgi 36-40, F Mar 26

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    I'm sorry but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black men...
    Skirefly Skirefly 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I work with a bunch of corporate lifer, clock-watching Jedi slackers. They fill their days with 60-minute meetings with long attendance lists but no agendas. What little time they...
    needlessthings needlessthings 31-35, M Mar 27

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    My personal choice would be the 2005 film Chaos from "director" David DeFalco. That movie was so disgusting, cynical, misogynistic, depressing, and just plain UNPLEASANT!!!! I...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 28

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    Part 5: over the hump & looking towards the future So we are pretty much caught up to where I am at now. I am still trying to divorce hubby. I am living with my EP boyfriend. The...
    unexpectedlove15 unexpectedlove15 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 31

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    Heroes or Ghosts.... The Coronas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1h4ELzk_-I So here we go - heroes or ghosts - one man's mood can break another man's soul Or am I just too...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M Mar 31

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    I was reading in a book recently that a psychologist analyzed 558 emotion -pretty much every word he could find in the English language. He found that 62% were negative versus 38...
    akinhead akinhead 46-50, M Apr 2

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    The meeting point of social activism and political influence..... I have always admired the work of Medha Patkar since college times. My initial interest came from a regional...
    thoughtbubble thoughtbubble 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    It's one of those moments when I need to write - warning. Feel free to scroll to the next story. I've done too much thinking today. About everything. I've been on my own for...
    Bittersweet14 Bittersweet14 26-30 5 Responses Apr 5

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    Recently (last week) I went on a family Spring Break to Quepos, Costa Rica and stayed in a luxurious villa. During the week of exploring and adventures, I met this man who worked...
    RubyG727 RubyG727 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 6