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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I am incredibly sarcastic to the point that if you say anything to me I will reply in a sarcastic way, I especially love being sarcastic to my mum its so funny.
    AnotherTomboyGamer AnotherTomboyGamer 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Hey guys! So I'm new on this site. I've been told frequently that I'm to sarcastic, feisty, sassy. I've been wondering if I should change to make these people happy? If anyone else...
    Holland3 Holland3 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 24

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    I am a very sarcastic person myself. It is indeed fun to be sarcastic sometimes. It can be a fun way of releasing some negative energy that is built up inside of you. However when...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M a week ago

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    I'm sarcastic so much that my best friend can't even tell when I'm being sarcastic or not
    Flyyer73 Flyyer73 16-17, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I've been sarcastic since I could talk, apparently. Well, you know what I mean :p People always say "wow, no need for the attitude" It's not an attitude. It was sarcasm. Know the...
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    so right now I'm in virginia beach right now. Two days ago I had an interesting experience. So I was walking past the shops and restaurants and I needed to get by a few kids. I...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I'm sarcastic in general, I can't help it. Alot of people ask stupid questions if I feel like the question deserves a sarcastic remark it will have one.
    AllThatGlitters29 AllThatGlitters29 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Idk why I'm in such a sarcastic and playful mood tonight. I think today was just a good day for me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 1

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    I am sarcastic and proud :P who doesn't loves to have a special ability to insult idiots without them realizing :D
    beckygg beckygg 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 4

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    I love sarcasm and am fairly fluent in it. I don't really get people who don't care for it. I mean, there is a time to be sarcastic and a time to be sincere, and you must know your...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 1 Response Jul 8

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    I pretend to be very conceited and over the top because I find it humorous and I love someone that I can talk to like that. I think it is hard to tell m y sarcasm through text but...
    darkmoonlight darkmoonlight 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 9

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    I can be so sarcastic, I can't even understand myself. I have to work on that.😒
    BossiRossi BossiRossi 16-17, F Jul 10

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    Sometimes my mom says I'm too sarcastic for my own good and I keep getting grounded.
    dancerwithheart dancerwithheart 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    Every time I'm around friends I'm being really sarcastic. Sometimes it's really hurtful but I only recognize that after I said that. My friends even say that they don't like. I'm...
    WillsWill WillsWill 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    No this is not a story from no personal experience whatsoever ^w^ Hector: You lying- Me: Whatsoever ^w^' Non-sarcastically speaking sarcasm is great X{3 Hector: Good your having...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 Response Jul 17

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    I never believed in miracles happening to me, even when I was the most religious, I never believed that things could happen to me just purely because of God’s blessings and...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    If you don't wont a sarcastic answer then don't ask a stupid question
    killerinstinke killerinstinke 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you can't say something nice, say something witty and sarcastic :)
    RiceBunny55 RiceBunny55 31-35, F 10 Responses 5 days ago

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    If anyone around me says something stupid, like one of my friends or a family member, I will automatically reply with something sarcastic.
    PartyingWithEllie PartyingWithEllie 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    ishimadrasi ishimadrasi 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    Well, it's not my fault. I blame my life experiences and those who caused the. But cynicism can be a tool. A sort of eye glass that sharpens your perspective to a near realistic...
    s0undgarden s0undgarden 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I don't know how I would live with all the idiots in the world without sarcasm.
    rougewolf55555 rougewolf55555 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 2

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    Wait... you want me to tell you why, exactly? I suppose you want me to, as well, inform you when I go to the restroom? I just farted a minute ago... thought you'd want to know that...
    LoveOverHatred LoveOverHatred 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    paradox14 paradox14 31-35, M Jul 6

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    It is fun to see their reactions and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7

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    I'm not mean...I just think ppl ask dumb obvious questions. Haha
    4ngel314 4ngel314 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    Ive been told its my biggest flaw because to the people that know me my sarcasm is funny but to people dont really know me i usualy just come off as an *******
    rehn25 rehn25 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    LOL
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 6 Responses Jul 10

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    My daughter just got her first job..she is so excited about getting her first paycheck. She said..Mama..when I get paid, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and buy the coffee for the guy...
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Yes i'am at few things :) :/
    theSexpert989 theSexpert989 18-21, M Jul 15

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    Is it my fault I feel the need to respond to stupid questions/statements with stupid answers/remarks?
    Keepitlit86 Keepitlit86 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    I speak fluent sarcasm. Its my native language.
    haileyknight11 haileyknight11 13-15, F Jul 19

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    Yeah. This is one of the reason why I only have 4 friends.
    flyoffsomewhere flyoffsomewhere 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Even when I don't intend to be
    cults cults 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    When I want to get my angry message across
    szchwakovpf szchwakovpf 18-21, M Jul 19

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    I was in Jerusalem about to board a bus to the Knesset. My friend and I were discussing and wondering if the buses took American currency. I asked a lady who was standing there...
    Ironicman Ironicman 56-60, M Jul 19

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    I use sarcasm all the time and my friends don't get it. Haha
    LovelyGamer LovelyGamer 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    people think my sarcasm gets annoying😁
    stephaniee20203 stephaniee20203 13-15, F 7 Responses Jul 22

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    i mean its basically my first language
    mewtoi mewtoi 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    So much so that I think some people think I'm being rude! But the people with good senses of humor think I'm funny!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Well sarcasm is the spice of life lol
    alisemichelle alisemichelle 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Trending now on EP: "I know Jesus is the answer to every heartache." No, not quite. More like, "I know a half a bar of chocolate is the answer to every heartache." Not trying to...
    Solfeggio Solfeggio 36-40, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I can if I feel like it, but I don't do it to make myself look cool or show off. Doing that shows you got issues lol nothing wrong with issues.
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    If you don't need me, why you bring me along? Or maybe you just forgot I exist
    ciel472 ciel472 16-17 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    We met through Facebook. During my sophomore year in high school, I had a male classmate, K, and he was the class weirdo. He was a pervert and he was never afraid to show it. The...
    Celal Celal 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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