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I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    I am the most sarcastic ***** you will ever meet. If I like you then I won't be sarcastic but if I get pissed off I would be sarcastic. Technically I'm sarcastic ALL the time...
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    Don't you think they go in hand?When the person has a brain,I mean.Every day they are feeding us with images that tell us how romance is supposed to look like: Conventionally...
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    Although I am sarcastic in a good humoured manner most of the time there are times I observe myself being overly sarcastic. Does this come with growing cynicism?
    SerendipityIAm SerendipityIAm 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 10

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    I cannot escape it, it seems. When people around me began to say they would do things they later would abandon, I became skilled in knowing whether or not someone would do whatever...
    TheAlbinoGirl TheAlbinoGirl 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I can be a little sarcastic btw
    Stonerchick23 Stonerchick23 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 21

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    I probably make way to many sarcastic comments than I should and everyone hates me for it. It's not my fault people are so stupid.
    earlyflyer earlyflyer 13-15, F 5 Responses Oct 5

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    Me ? Sarcastic? Nooo never ! Lol
    82creativetype 82creativetype 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    I think it is our duty as sarcastic people to let stupid people know when they are being stupid... We are actually doing them a favor and they should thank us (;
    MrsKellyJo MrsKellyJo 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    Lol but with my sarcasm I am too serious, and instead of thinking I'm being sarcastic, people just think I'm weird haha
    racc000n racc000n 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    Me sarcastic? Never.......
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    So here I am happy then someone has to ruin it by being sarcastic.Go put your sarcasm somewhere else. Don't put it anywhere close to me.
    NotActive NotActive 18-21, M Oct 11

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    Basically, I am someone who always makes sarcastic remarks about something when the time is right... But only in a smart way. Sometimes, the wittiness comes out in a powerful burst...
    BritChickChris BritChickChris 18-21, F a week ago

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    My mom told me that I started being extremely sarcastic by the time I was age 9 :)
    euphorian euphorian 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    "I'd be more apathetic if I were not so lethargic"
    cherryjar cherryjar 26-30, F Sep 20

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    Mur hur durp a nurp nurp durp nurp
    shmaves shmaves 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 20

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    I will disrespect you by disrespecting you with a respectful voice with a smile on my face. Get it?
    germany100 germany100 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 21

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    Today at work, while a self-centered condescending man (my manager) was telling me to go clean the dishes in the back of the restaurant, I proceeded to shout "BUT MOM, I WANNA SEE...
    Nanders01 Nanders01 18-21, M 4 Responses Sep 21

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    One of my favorite books "Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr." I believe my affirmation for the day will be "Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too...
    lovedaria lovedaria 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 22

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    So my little brother said we lost someone in the family.... I hope he found them I'd hate for them to be in the woods... Lol most of you are going to be a ***** but it's supposed...
    jbGatyo jbGatyo 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 22

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    I think you should meet my friend, **** Sherlock. First name, No.
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T 2 Responses Sep 22

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    How about a ****.... ing drink?
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 24

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    That just about sums my personality in one single sentence. Phew !
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 25

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    Is it unusual to hide shyness behind sarcasm and wit?
    Princeofthesky Princeofthesky 18-21, M 4 Responses Sep 26

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    We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 27

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    My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 27

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    Be gentle with the earth. (Oh come on. The Earth is old enough to take care of herself.)
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 27

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    A sense of humor few get. Damn it people. :)
    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    I want to high five you. In the face. With a knife.
    Vinay2001 Vinay2001 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    "No, Really? I never would have guessed." Sarcasm is beautiful. :)
    FriendlyCerealKiller FriendlyCerealKiller 18-21 2 Responses Oct 2

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    This can make my husband and family a little grouchy at times lol
    ThistleAndWeeds ThistleAndWeeds 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 3

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    Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    I am 99% sarcasm 1% tears like everytime someone tells something stupid my sarcasm's at his best I can't help it
    elizsz elizsz 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 4

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    Sandy You know the profile game gets shoved up your *** right All the Skype is done...since we never discussed it....your filed in.....
    internationalskypedone internationalskypedone 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    I love grumpy cat too much haha
    justme1996 justme1996 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 5

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    If bush was a great president then my name is Betty XD
    Princeofthesky Princeofthesky 18-21, M Oct 6

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    "Why" you ask? That's freaking 'why!' ^^ I write and decide something because I can.
    KazeDream KazeDream 18-21, F Oct 6

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    Yes but the wisdom of age has taught me it's usually best to think rather than say. LOL
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    Ask me a stupid question? I'll answer with a stupid response. :D
    KendrickLamarTho KendrickLamarTho 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 6

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    Oh REALLY!!! Well aren't you my saviour!!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Oct 7

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    Don't ask a dumbass question if you didn't want a smartass answer v.v
    Selphira Selphira 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    Seriously. Me before "50 first date" Yo bro let's go F##King burn something I'm bored. Me after. OMG that's real love. Why can't I find love that I'm bloated and everybody...
    johnny811 johnny811 18-21, M Oct 7

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    I communicate mostly through sarcasm, and it often gets me in trouble 😂 oh well, that who I am, so people can deal with it.
    broadwaygirl3583 broadwaygirl3583 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 7

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    You should always remember the good things about people ,no longer in your life have done.. But you should always write down the bad things they have done so that you do not forget...
    daevoobrak daevoobrak 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    I love it when people can throw it back too
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    So my cousins friend was being rude and annoying so she was asking my cousin if she has any annoying habits and I said ' Yes , breathing ' and she's like ' omg omg what ?' I know...
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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