Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 43 People

    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Noooooo I'm not sarcastic at all. Okay, that was sarcastic. I'm very sarcastic. So yeah. Sarcasm.
    enviouseyes enviouseyes 18-21, F 10 Responses Dec 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It has been so good people can't differentiate between me being sarcastic, joking or serious.
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 2 Responses Dec 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When people are being ********, make sure to be super sarcastic when you respond, most of them don't twig at all :,)
    EternalShy EternalShy 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Yea right, I am never sarcastic.
    FutileSuperiority FutileSuperiority 22-25 1 Response Dec 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm only sarcastic to people that I like and get along with if I don't like a person than you will be able to tell
    brenda4696 brenda4696 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm mostly really sarcastic and arrogant sometimes because I love to push boundaries. obviously I really love when people tell me I did push the limits so I can stop or not do it...
    lmcrepsley lmcrepsley 18-21, T 1 Response Dec 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sarcasm !! A lot of people take pride in it while talking about it. People often boast of how sarcastic they are or they can be and how they love it. No matter how much pride...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 3 Responses Dec 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am incredibly sarcastic. it is a gift and a curse lol. I honestly cannot help it. It is just who I am. It's what I grew up with. I don't see anything wrong with it, and I didn't...
    CharleeLuv CharleeLuv 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Seriously though, if you ever say 'What's up' to me, your going to get a variety of different sarcastic answers.
    MusicSavesMyLife MusicSavesMyLife 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If I'm a sarcastic ******* when I talk to you it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you or I really hate you and don't care if you know it, good luck...
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Yep I'm a serious smart-*** or sarcastic chose a title/lable
    FiestySecret FiestySecret 18-21, F 9 Responses Dec 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I go through the feed sometimes and have to stop myself from answering many of them because my sarcastic answer has nothing to do with the question.
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm a pretty annoying sarcastic person, especially over the Internet, but I hope it's a cute trait and not a bitchy one haha
    Mselisa Mselisa 16-17, F 7 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I try to buy love but I hate when someone buys my love. haha that's why people stop loving me haha. lol
    butterflyofchange butterflyofchange 18-21, F Dec 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When it comes to love I am a stranger. I have never truly felt nor experienced this emotion before. I always fear that people have motives or strings attached for their love. Like...
    tormentedinternally tormentedinternally 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 11

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I hope to one day meet someone where we just get each other, have an amazing emotional connection, and are physically attracted to one another. I hope that happens one day, but I'm...
    obscureriddle obscureriddle 22-25, F Dec 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Lyrics..I just..okay so I try to restrict myself to music that has no lyrics in it. I feel like true musical expression should be expressed through the music. Wouldn't that make...
    MarimbaJake MarimbaJake 16-17, M 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    After my little love experience with a guy I met on a special occasion, I have to admit that I thought it would last. Or at least, the friendship would. I remember how he told me...
    JumpingTomatoes JumpingTomatoes 16-17 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Its funny how some people dont get sarcasm (:
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 4 Responses Nov 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My soul got replaced for the sarcasm I have, i be disappointed if I cared...
    hopi88 hopi88 26-30 Dec 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand. #1 One idiot came in asked for the lowest priced budget accommodation and complained why there isn't TV or a/c in the room. So I asks if...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand. #3 A group of about 8 pax came in to the restaurant this evening. After about 5 - 8 mins after ordering their food (please note that it...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand. # 4 My all time fav: - a mixture of humor & sarcasm, where some people get it, some don't. Those who did would give me a high 5 or laugh...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand. # 5 * not really sarcasm in this one, but I enjoyed being rude this time. Young lad was having his meal (*spicy* as stated in the menu...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm in hospitality business in Thailand. #6 "Parking for xxxx Resort Guests ONLY" I'm not sure how unclear this mesg is. Anyway... We used to have strange people using up our...
    CheckerJack CheckerJack 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    People don't even understand sarcasm anymore. they take life so serious. sometimes you need to laugh even if sarcasm is hurting you inside. just stop being so grumpy. and laugh...
    danna223 danna223 22-25, F 6 Responses Dec 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm such a *****. I roll my eyes at posts where people proclaim their desire to commit suicide.
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 7 Responses Dec 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think people be takin my sarcasm too seriously like can yall just go along with it haha
    devin07 devin07 18-21, M Dec 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think I need to control my mouth sometimes. I have a habit of just saying what I feel and on occasion I'll hear something someone says and I'll say something back that is...
    ComplicatedGirl18 ComplicatedGirl18 18-21, F 9 Responses Dec 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have this bad when someone makes me mad. but I have fun with it :-)
    sharichi sharichi 22-25, M Dec 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    SARCASM: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
    Thiswillbethelast Thiswillbethelast 18-21, F 11 Responses 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I just love getting together with extended family and pretending everything is okay. Oh the holidays...
    wonderlust3 wonderlust3 18-21, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I prefer to express my anger through sarcasm rather than rage.
    megamd megamd 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Especially when people try to insult me by calling me fat. "Really? I'm fat? I had no idea! Is THAT why I can't see my feet when I look down? I'm SO glad you told me. I never...
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 6 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's almost spot on. I'm just not usually lost in thought. I'm absent minded because I don't sleep. That and I don't work on life-changing theories. XD "Portrait of an INTP...
    Twichl Twichl 18-21, F Dec 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Here's what you need to know about me. "The INTP personality type is fairly rare, making up only three percent of the population, which is definitely a good thing for them, as...
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Well I have always had different sides to my personality...but didn't know until I was older...actually just recently...that I have Borderline Personality Disorder. I see things...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Oh Holidays! a time for warmth, family and friends, food, lights, and presents. And my Christmas gift is an email from my father that my parents are officially separating. Here's...
    frostyflower frostyflower 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The hunt It's been about three weeks since Zephyr came home to his family in London. Since his visit he's been catching up with his eight younger brothers and sisters, his close...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 3 Responses Dec 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Honestly I just want someone to talk to lol, and I don't want her to accuse me of holding a grudge by telling her that I'm still upset at what happened yesterday night with me and...
    Cr3scentMoon Cr3scentMoon 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This morning my husband had said he would take our teen son to the top of the road where the bus stops. I didn't even ask him to. I noticed my husband seemed to be running late for...
    Ladyscorpioz Ladyscorpioz 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Idk what types of sleep disorders are there in the world, but sometimes, I really feel/do weird things in my sleep that I think I might have some kind of sleep disorder. Apart...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My tradition for this group is to write something satirical, sarcastic, and sometimes even offensive, and then write something serious, honest, heartfelt, and probably a little...
    MissMadHatter MissMadHatter 18-21, T 7 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Why am i so angry and frustrated all the time like when i can't open something or if something wont load i will tear it or punch it or whatever and then breakdown crying for no...