I Am Cynical and Sarcastic

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    Cynical And Sarcastic Says It All

    I embrace my cynicism and my innate sarcasm.  I've found that people often don't know how to take my personality.  I've been accused of being too blunt, undiplomatic, and a smart ***.  And, those accusations are entirely true.  I used to work hard to soften...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Dec 5, 2009

    I Am a Cynic...

    or so I've been told. my fiance when we were just friends told me i should watch house cause he is just like me. I told him i didn't want to watch that horse sh it. then he got me to watch it and i said i liked and he asked me why i didn't want to watch it. i used to think that...
    avagwen420 avagwen420
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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