I Am Derpdarling

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    Errr...

    A short while ago, I was chillin’ with my neighbour at my place. Actually, I was playing GTA V on my laptop and she was renovating my room like an interior designer. The reason being that I prefer to put my s h i t in my apartment in a manner of convenience, which, according to...
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    On Kites

    When I was 6, I had a friend called Suzy who lived across the block. On weekends, we would make huge kites and go out to fly them. And here’s how we did it: Suzy would ride her bicycle and I would sit behind with my back to her. She would cycle down the slope of the hill and I...
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    Sep 29, 2013

    The First Will.

    As I lay on top my bunk in the orphanage, believing I would surely die in a few months’ time in a street fight with my enemy, I started to cogitate on my first will. My most expensive possession was my harmonica. And I wanted it buried with me. In case I was buried alive, I...
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