I Am Discordian

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    The Curse Of Greyface

    In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 8, 2012

    Salutations Then A Pleasant Goodbye Over Brunch.

    Hello fellow discordians, I have a question and I will be quick and to the point, i have always been a child of discord even before learning of this religion, I am not one of the people who found the book and decided it sounded fun and wacky, I found the book and it confirmed all...
    Caulder89 Caulder89
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Feb 3, 2013

    Discordian Hymnal

    I invite you to tweak your reality tunnel and experience the 'Discordian Hymnal'. http://www.mistergreenjeansmusic.com/discord.html
    HerrGreenJeans HerrGreenJeans
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Oct 13, 2009

    I Do What I Do

    The very idea of telling a story on the topic "I Am Discordian" creates some cognitive dissonance and poses a fairly big mental challenge (for me anyway). How easy is it going to be for me to put into words the experience of being a discordian? It's something like this: Every day...
    slackyb slackyb
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Nov 10, 2010

    Discordian Bible

    What, pray tell, would you fine people think of this? http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html
    tralala205 tralala205
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 10, 2010

    Disorganized Religion

    Really, I despise organized religion. I don't like the idea of some musty old book/preacher telling me what I can and can't do, what is and isn't right. So I carry my Pope card with me everywhere I go, make up new rules on the spot, and leave a fnord for whoever's passing by...
    Nymor Nymor
    18-21, T
    4 Responses Dec 4, 2008

    there is no goddess but goddess

    and she is your goddess.
    sludgefeast sludgefeast
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 1, 2015

    You Can Call Me, "Imminence"

    Raised a Christian (possibly the most well known cult of Discordianism), I was brainwashed relentlessly!  Which worked out for the best, since it took a truly heroic effort to keep my mind from being pulverized into gooey Christian soup.  That effort in itself...
    NeonBlueMidnight NeonBlueMidnight
    26-30, M
    13 Responses Sep 27, 2009

    I Bought A $1 Wig At A Yard Sale....

    Yes, I found a wig of pristine greyness on a mint condition styrofoam head at a local yard sale for $1. I repeat, it was $1.It has brought great joy into my Discordian life. Almost as much joy as the entire gallon jar of 'google' eyes I found at a flea market last year (I wear...
    sonas76 sonas76
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 24, 2011
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