I Am Drunk Right Now

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 12 People

    Locknash Locknash
    26-30, M
    Dec 4, 2015

    It Rarely Happens...

    partly because I don't drink often. Partly because I can drink.... A LOT! I'm at work, and been drinking since 9:30am. And the 18yo girl who works for me keeps giving me more booze because I smack her *** each drink she gets me She thinks its funny, that she's never seen me...
    46-50, M
    Aug 21, 2010

    Fallin' Off My Rocker

    I'm drunk right now,As I type,Fallin' off my rocker,Ah ****,The ******' beer,All over my laptop,Ain't typin' no more!
    startinover1 startinover1
    May 5, 2012
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