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I Am Drunk

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    Drunkers Day...errr Night

    I am definitely tdrunk because I'm convinced my friend is trying to blackmail me. He's trying to convince me to send him pictures of me making the ridiculous faces I'm currently making, but I'm like nay, you want to blackmail me because I'm pretty. LOL! He says that doesn't make...
    philosophicmyth philosophicmyth 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2010

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    christinemn christinemn 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    I started drinking at 3 it's 7

    now I am pissed I am just sat at home drinking to forget how much I miss her!
    Mogzilla Mogzilla 26-30, M 2 Responses May 6

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    Hangover

    i know i had a good night because i have a massive hangover, but i dont remember anything. shirts backwards and pants are on but underwear are missing. and im alone in my house....i need to set up motion sensored cameras.
    myers711 myers711 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    Sprawled out empty apartment quiet refrigerator

    hum. Streach streach streach legs out Eyes heavy and unclosing Beautiful naseau
    sup637 sup637 31-35, M Apr 19

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    Why the **** can't i do anything right I'm

    so sry for letting u down mom😭
    javies99 javies99 13-15, M Jun 24

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    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    four glasses of wine and it's finally kicking in. with people from work. we're watching american psycho. whoaaaaaaaaaa.god i should just shut up.
    arnoldisabstract arnoldisabstract 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    trentoy trentoy 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 12

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    I'm Way Too Drunk to Be Typing

    But I somehow manage.  So excuse me if this story makes NO SENSE what so ever!  I'm just chilling, everyone else has passed out and I'm left alone... the worst.  It's cool though.  My internet access should be taken away from me when I'm inebriated... FYI...
    BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 30, 2008

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    All alone say what up:) lol 25 character

    bullshit **** outta here
    AYEZOOS AYEZOOS 18-21, M May 11

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    Vodka and Coke Did Me In

    I wish I could not worry about my son and husband so much, then i wouldn't have to get drunk so much. but i do so that means i am drunk (mostly becuase i got free drinks at a bar because its my birthday month.  
    marriedwomanforever marriedwomanforever 21-25, F 4 Responses Nov 17, 2008

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    I really really really really like drinking.

    I don't know why. Well I have some theories as to why but I'm too lazy and drunk to type them out lol. I just like how I feel. 100% people can relate so I'm not gonna explain. I just feel better and happier and awesomer even though that's not a word. IT'S A WORD NOW YA...
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Drunken confession number 1,

    i love you. Drunken confession 2, you will never be mine. 3 I'm worth you thought now.....
    foreveralone9 foreveralone9 22-25, M Mar 8

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    No no no !! I am allergic to all those

    but i think i look like i am drunk haha !! I am going insane
    iampratik iampratik 16-17, M Jun 1

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    Just went to a party with some friends

    and now I'm gonna have to suffer
    javies99 javies99 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    bored87 bored87 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 4

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    LOL I Should Have Just Gone to Sleep

    Well, my friends got me drunk tonight! I just got home and I am horney as hell but my boyfriend left me :( What to do??? 
    Shonda Shonda 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 30, 2008

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    Now I know why another word

    for drunk is 'legless'. I actually feel like I have no legs. Fun, yes? I've consumed almost a whole bottle of wine (not the usual for me) and have spent that whole duration sitting on a couch with a chase, and I've just realised I can barely feel my legs there (let alone the...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 28

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    I do this every other week

    or so, responsibly of course. But tonight is different, I'm at a perfect buzz. I'm very happy, giggly and I'm still able to hold a conversation. :)
    vault101 vault101 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Just got home from the bar.

    .about to smoke..some one should keep me company
    MrSoloDolo15 MrSoloDolo15 22-25, M 1 Response May 3

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    A Drunk Story

    lol my husband decided to get me drunk *thinking he would get sex* (he was saddenly mistakened) lol. neways, so i start doing shot after shot of yeager. ( not sure how to spell it)  and i mean, im a lightweight, i dont drink much and im skinny so it dont take much...
    ctzellers ctzellers 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    dothebartman dothebartman 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    Oh How I Love Wine

    Pretty sure I can't feel my teeth right now thanks to the glorious discovery of fermentation!! Thank you God for the wondrous gift of wine.., ;)
    wallpainter13 wallpainter13 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 23, 2013

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    IM DRUNK and apparently

    when u post experiences it has to be longer than 25 characters so I'm writing all this bs now holla
    bchn bchn 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 8

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    Weird Drunk

    when i get drunk i get horny and when i wake up i usually dont rememer anything weird isnt it i dont really like to get drunk but im trying to impress this guy hes my best friend and he loves to get drunk and want him to recognize me for more than his friend but it hasnt worked...
    uyukuiwillgrowl uyukuiwillgrowl 18-21, M Aug 23, 2011

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    On Wine!

    I've just had three bottles of Chardonnay. I'm surprised I can still type =P Please excuse any typos (but I doubt their are any!) WOOTY! =D
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 22, 2008

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    It was a long time ago I was this drunk.

    .. My friend told me thst I got punched at the cheek, but I didn't even notice...
    todlob todlob 18-21, M Apr 30

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    usernamesarelamex3 usernamesarelamex3 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 21

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    Snikle27 Snikle27 18-21, M May 18

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    I am drunk why idk!!!

    I need love
    steve0629 steve0629 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 22, 2013

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    And Have More to Go...

    True Love is a disease....don't let it get you.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 18, 2009

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    It is 3.30 am our time,

    I am drunk like a skunk...:D sorry
    pitrscz pitrscz 22-25, F Apr 19

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    Yes - Drunk!!!

    Hmmm - who can't join this group at one point or another. I normally drink Jack Daniels but tonight my friend and I drank two bottles of vodka. I am not really used to vodka so I can feel it (just a bit - lol) - I sort of feel like the room will start spinning if i close my eyes...
    Flugelblues Flugelblues 31-35, F 17 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    In ducking diu k What do you want fro.

    Me? I am so drunk didn. 2 double e an Williams and cokes at this bad. I'm about to vi to a. Hatlestib 1 class for my swing candibvg. I like cows. Poopness. Do Yog like Koop? The end.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    And this is what happens

    when I'm drunk: I get horny. I get sad. I get introverted. So I deal with it by coming on sites like this and talking to guys about BDSM and such, but no one is awake :( So now I'm just sad.
    zoeygirl4 zoeygirl4 22-25, F 6 Responses Mar 30

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    I'm craving physical contact more

    than ever right now cuz I'm drunk. Do you know how hard it was for me to write that sentence right now? I don't know how I'm even getting this far. My girlfriend is right beside me.....asleep. I'm trying so hard to stop myself from jumping her lol. She's so beautiful. I couldn...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 22-25, F Apr 11

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    TheCreatorOfAll TheCreatorOfAll 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 23

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    I would like to make a toast!

    !! Ahem.... Here's to staying positive and testing negative!
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 9 Responses May 20

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    and because i'm drunk i suggest everyone listen

    to this :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbip5oZVL94&feature=share&list=PL201348999F7AE5A1&index=181
    LifeofaGoon LifeofaGoon 26-30, M Jun 28

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    KittyKenneth KittyKenneth 16-17, M May 1

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    I Think Im Still Drunkkk

    Yes it is midday on new years day. The new years eve celebrations didn't cease until about 7am this morning. I haven't slept yet. And i still feel drunk and funny ;D
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 31, 2008

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    I am drunk. Home alone.

    I am ways alone. I walked away from most of my friends today and I think it's ok. Just to avoid drama. I wish I was likable but I'm not. I don't do sexual favors to keep friends so whatever to all of them. I hope the chick that started all this is happy. She 'a too shallow to...
    Z00Z00Z Z00Z00Z 36-40, M Jul 25

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    Indeed I Am :)

    I finished work at 12.30 and haven't stopped drinking, well until now, I'm now on the coca cola LOL! I'm not working tomorrow so what the hell, and I haven't had a drink in ages!! My mate came with me but she's gone home now - she has to be in at 6.30am ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 18, 2008

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    I have the hiccups! The neighbours dog was

    barking at me cuz it could hear my hiccups they are three seconds apart does that mean a storm is close?
    Whattodo00 Whattodo00 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I just ate everything in my house.

    It's not settling well.
    kels789 kels789 18-21, F Mar 28

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    JUST For Now An Im Tired of Playing Video Games

     so tonight me anbd my husband stayed home and he is playing games witgh his frined im tried of playing but damn im kinda buzzexd not so much drunk just buzz
    sothisisme sothisisme 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 1, 2009

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    Its Wednesday...and Im Drunk...shame!!

    I HAVE JUST DRANK A SIX PACK OF BEER AND AM DRUNK...WELL VERY TIPSY...ITS WEDNESDAY AND I CANT BELIEVE IM DRUNK MIDWEEK...!!IM 30 IN 22 DAYS IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO....!!:(
    gummibearlove gummibearlove 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    isumad isumad 13-15, F Jul 27

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    I went pit with a few coworkers last night. First time I've been out with them and I feel sooo embarrassed. I'm generally quite a talkative person especially when drunk, but at...
    Ceallsach Ceallsach 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    He's getting married in less than 6 months, yet whenever he's drunk, he calls me and wants to do the dirty deed with me. How on earth is he supposed to start married life when he's...