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I Am Drunk

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    Under The Influence - I'm not legless but I'm certainly tipsy. I'm also undecided if I should have another drink...
    terminusest terminusest 22-25, T 1 Response Nov 25, 2011

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    Air It Out - Yea I'm feeling nice and twisted right now.as many things that's running thru my head ....I'll focus on.. U judgmental , arrogant , ignorant , and racist , and lie to...
    reader44 reader44 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 23, 2013

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    On Wine! - I've just had three bottles of Chardonnay. I'm surprised I can still type =P Please excuse any typos (but I doubt their are any!) WOOTY! =D
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 22, 2008

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    JUST For Now An Im Tired of Playing Video Games -  so tonight me anbd my husband stayed home and he is playing games witgh his frined im tried of playing but damn im kinda...
    sothisisme sothisisme 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 1, 2009

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    Happyu Birthday To Me - happy birthday to me. i threw up, but i made it to the bathroom, happy birthday to me!
    xSilentlySufferingx xSilentlySufferingx 18-21, F 1 Response May 25, 2010

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    I'm Being Productive - I have a mixer of alcohol in my system but I'm getting all my school **** done. So things I am doing right now: 1. Study and pretend I am retaining...
    Littlebutterfli Littlebutterfli 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    LOL I Should Have Just Gone to Sleep - Well, my friends got me drunk tonight! I just got home and I am horney as hell but my boyfriend left me :( What to do??? 
    Shonda Shonda 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 30, 2008

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    I do this every other week or so, responsibly of course. But tonight is different, I'm at a perfect buzz. I'm very happy, giggly and I'm still able to hold a conversation. :)
    vault101 vault101 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    And this is what happens when I'm drunk: I get horny. I get sad. I get introverted. So I deal with it by coming on sites like this and talking to guys about BDSM and such, but no...
    zoeygirl4 zoeygirl4 22-25, F 6 Responses Mar 30

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    I wish I was sober enough to drive home. I am so uncomfortable. :(
    NotApplicable NotApplicable 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 5

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    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - four glasses of wine and it's finally kicking in. with people from work. we're watching american psycho. whoaaaaaaaaaa.god i should just shut up.
    arnoldisabstract arnoldisabstract 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    Nonsense.. Drunken Rambling - I am who i am and want what i will be. Testaments and epitates of my own relflection. I am the statue that drank the bottle tonight. Who cares about...
    Tarushurse Tarushurse 31-35, M 3 Responses Nov 1, 2013

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    Right Now, Hell Yeah - Yup, dealing with daily life is crappy. The never ending string of drama and **** that laces our lives. Who wants to live in in constantly without poisoning...
    AngelofStone AngelofStone 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 6, 2010

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    Just Me and the Whiskey. -  I lied, it's actually me, my best friend, captain morgan and the whiskey. But still. My friend and I have been best friends since kindergarden and...
    areyoulistening areyoulistening 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 6, 2008

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    I'm sitting here Christmas Day watching Star Wars drunk of course and I don't get it. Why is luke like seven years old participating in a really dangerous race? Where are his...
    Haleyannbudddd Haleyannbudddd 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 25, 2013

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    Absolutely wasted (Y) woooo!
    bored87 bored87 26-30, F 4 Responses Apr 4

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    just a little buzzed. My friends always want to drink. I like drinking but sometimes I think I drink a little more than I should :/ I'm not addicted but it's just something to do...
    reelaroundthefountain reelaroundthefountain 22-25, F Feb 6

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    A Drunk Story - lol my husband decided to get me drunk *thinking he would get sex* (he was saddenly mistakened) lol. neways, so i start doing shot after shot of yeager...
    ctzellers ctzellers 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    I Am Drunk - I was drunk yesterday, I am drunk now and I will be drunk tomorrow
    serghik serghik 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 12, 2010

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    Drunken confession number 1, i love you. Drunken confession 2, you will never be mine. 3 I'm worth you thought now.....
    foreveralone9 foreveralone9 22-25, M Mar 8

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    And Have More to Go... - True Love is a disease....don't let it get you.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 18, 2009

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    Yes - Drunk!!! - Hmmm - who can't join this group at one point or another. I normally drink Jack Daniels but tonight my friend and I drank two bottles of vodka. I am not really...
    Flugelblues Flugelblues 31-35, F 17 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    Drunkers Day...errr Night - I am definitely tdrunk because I'm convinced my friend is trying to blackmail me. He's trying to convince me to send him pictures of me making the...
    philosophicmyth philosophicmyth 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2010

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    Hiiii Again - i just got home and my friend got ******* arrested tonight! my mom had to come get me. what the hell just happened? i'm still drunk and  freaked out.
    arnoldisabstract arnoldisabstract 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 9, 2009

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    Just went to a party with some friends and now I'm gonna have to suffer
    javies99 javies99 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    Wrote This Once - I sort of have a "Drunken Diaries" folder on my computer where I sometimes write after getting back from a party and not feeling like sleeping yet. So this is...
    DarkDarthy DarkDarthy 18-21, F Oct 26, 2011

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    Indeed I Am :) - I finished work at 12.30 and haven't stopped drinking, well until now, I'm now on the coca cola LOL! I'm not working tomorrow so what the hell, and I haven't had a...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 18, 2008

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    Drunkity Drunk Drunk - Yep....I am drunk. Now what?
    Marisskah Marisskah 31-35, F 1 Response May 22, 2011

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    Booze Washes Away The Shame - You know... it feels like booze is the only cleansing force to my low-self esteem. Lucky for me I found a challenge in pretending I was sober. I...
    ForgottenMale ForgottenMale 26-30, M Apr 23, 2011

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    I'm Way Too Drunk to Be Typing - But I somehow manage.  So excuse me if this story makes NO SENSE what so ever!  I'm just chilling, everyone else has passed out and...
    BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 30, 2008

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    Hangover Frum Hell - one time i got so ****** up i wuz knocked out and my frends thought i was dead but they just didnt check my pulse right. they called the police and i was sent...
    mattyfuckedup mattyfuckedup 18-21, M Jun 15, 2011

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    I'm Drunk So Maybe That's Why I Am Overthinking Stuff... - Completely and utterly drunk. I had a rough week so I took it all out on tonight. Everything was going good until idk...
    LoverInTheClouds LoverInTheClouds 22-25, F Apr 23, 2011

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    Please entertain me!!!!!!!!!!!!
    alexthornton alexthornton 18-21, M Jan 20

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    Hmmmmm - ok yep ive had a few and yep the sad songs are on and im drinking prob not a good combination but i need a good cry is this bad?
    completleyconfused2 completleyconfused2 31-35, F 5 Responses Jul 8, 2011

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    :) - Starting to drink... and I cant wait, screw drivers all around!
    discreetlyme91 discreetlyme91 22-25 Sep 27, 2011

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    Hangover - i know i had a good night because i have a massive hangover, but i dont remember anything. shirts backwards and pants are on but underwear are missing. and im alone in...
    myers711 myers711 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    I Am - drunk because I want to forget everything
    xsophieslash xsophieslash 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2013

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    Vodka and Coke Did Me In - I wish I could not worry about my son and husband so much, then i wouldn't have to get drunk so much. but i do so that means i am drunk (mostly...
    marriedwomanforever marriedwomanforever 21-25, F 4 Responses Nov 17, 2008

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    I'm craving physical contact more than ever right now cuz I'm drunk. Do you know how hard it was for me to write that sentence right now? I don't know how I'm even getting this far...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I just ate everything in my house. It's not settling well.
    kels789 kels789 18-21, F Mar 28

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    Now I know why another word for drunk is 'legless'. I actually feel like I have no legs. Fun, yes? I've consumed almost a whole bottle of wine (not the usual for me) and have...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Survived A Wedding - I love wddings someitmes. After all yo get free booze and stuff. I ******* hate my cousin, who was getting married. All; her friends were taekn. Stupid...
    ForgottenMale ForgottenMale 26-30, M May 28, 2011

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    I'm Drunk - I'm drunk,Too drunk,To be standin' 'ere,Need to sit down,Lie down,Take a break,But what the hell,I'm too drunk!
    startinover1 startinover1 46-50 May 5, 2012

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    I Think Im Still Drunkkk - Yes it is midday on new years day. The new years eve celebrations didn't cease until about 7am this morning. I haven't slept yet. And i still feel...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 31, 2008

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    Oh How I Love Wine - Pretty sure I can't feel my teeth right now thanks to the glorious discovery of fermentation!! Thank you God for the wondrous gift of wine.., ;)
    wallpainter13 wallpainter13 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 23, 2013

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    Weird Drunk - when i get drunk i get horny and when i wake up i usually dont rememer anything weird isnt it i dont really like to get drunk but im trying to impress this guy hes my...
    uyukuiwillgrowl uyukuiwillgrowl 18-21, M Aug 23, 2011

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    Its Wednesday...and Im Drunk...shame!! - I HAVE JUST DRANK A SIX PACK OF BEER AND AM DRUNK...WELL VERY TIPSY...ITS WEDNESDAY AND I CANT BELIEVE IM DRUNK MIDWEEK...!!IM 30 IN 22...
    gummibearlove gummibearlove 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    IM DRUNK and apparently when u post experiences it has to be longer than 25 characters so I'm writing all this bs now holla
    bchn bchn 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    Sure I Am - i am drunk and its an awesome feelingi am detached from everything well and it definitely lessens the paini am going through a lot lately i know this is not an...
    amateurgenius amateurgenius 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 28, 2011

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    I feel like the biggest piece of scum on the planet. I was celebrating my friends 20th birthday and made the decision to drive around town drunk. I've driven buzzed before and felt...
    browniesnoops browniesnoops 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    Let me just admit.. I associate drinking with 'feeling better' emotionally. I got drunk last night and made a total ******* fool out of myself. I texted a friend I miss and told...
    freeebird freeebird 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5

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