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I Am Drunk

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    F@$k...why aren't l more f@$ked up?

    I'm too depressed for my own good....I have no more to intoxicate myself with. I shouldn't be typing this well. Or reading this well. I just want to pass out listening to my song of choice...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    Zeontyon Zeontyon 26-30, M Sep 14

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    I've realized whenever (I will say Harry) Harry

    wants to spend time together I try to get drunk before. I believe I do that because I try to relax and be care free. Is this effective? Do people dislike being around drunk people?
    ElleFarah ElleFarah 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    On Wine!

    I've just had three bottles of Chardonnay. I'm surprised I can still type =P Please excuse any typos (but I doubt their are any!) WOOTY! =D
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 22, 2008

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    Oh How I Love Wine

    Pretty sure I can't feel my teeth right now thanks to the glorious discovery of fermentation!! Thank you God for the wondrous gift of wine.., ;)
    wallpainter13 wallpainter13 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2013

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    MusicJunkie6794 MusicJunkie6794 18-21, M Sep 22

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    Damn, I'm ****** up tonight.

    I'm so drunk, I couldn't even remember my username XD
    MusicJunkie6794 MusicJunkie6794 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Vodka and Coke Did Me In

    I wish I could not worry about my son and husband so much, then i wouldn't have to get drunk so much. but i do so that means i am drunk (mostly becuase i got free drinks at a bar because its my birthday month.  
    marriedwomanforever marriedwomanforever 21-25, F 4 Responses Nov 17, 2008

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    Sprawled out empty apartment quiet refrigerator

    hum. Streach streach streach legs out Eyes heavy and unclosing Beautiful naseau
    sup637 sup637 36-40, M Apr 19

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    I'm craving physical contact more

    than ever right now cuz I'm drunk. Do you know how hard it was for me to write that sentence right now? I don't know how I'm even getting this far. My girlfriend is right beside me.....asleep. I'm trying so hard to stop myself from jumping her lol. She's so beautiful. I couldn...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 22-25, F Apr 11

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    Drunkers Day...errr Night

    I am definitely tdrunk because I'm convinced my friend is trying to blackmail me. He's trying to convince me to send him pictures of me making the ridiculous faces I'm currently making, but I'm like nay, you want to blackmail me because I'm pretty. LOL! He says that doesn't make...
    philosophicmyth philosophicmyth 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2010

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    I'm turnt on a WEDNESDAY night

    because college is sucking right now. A professor screwed me over "She's a life ruiner. She ruins peoples' lives"
    cabp24 cabp24 18-21, F Nov 19

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    It's 3 Am here and I'm drunk

    and I just want someone to talk to over the phone. :( well, at least I had a good time lol 🙊
    Inthepr0cess Inthepr0cess 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    and because i'm drunk i suggest everyone listen

    to this :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbip5oZVL94&feature=share&list=PL201348999F7AE5A1&index=181
    LifeofaGoon LifeofaGoon 26-30, M Jun 28

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    I would like to make a toast!

    !! Ahem.... Here's to staying positive and testing negative!
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 5 Responses May 20

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    I really really really really like drinking.

    I don't know why. Well I have some theories as to why but I'm too lazy and drunk to type them out lol. I just like how I feel. 100% people can relate so I'm not gonna explain. I just feel better and happier and awesomer even though that's not a word. IT'S A WORD NOW YA...
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Now I know why another word

    for drunk is 'legless'. I actually feel like I have no legs. Fun, yes? I've consumed almost a whole bottle of wine (not the usual for me) and have spent that whole duration sitting on a couch with a chase, and I've just realised I can barely feel my legs there (let alone the...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 28

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    I am drunk why idk!!!

    I need love
    steve0629 steve0629 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 22, 2013

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    Yes - Drunk!!!

    Hmmm - who can't join this group at one point or another. I normally drink Jack Daniels but tonight my friend and I drank two bottles of vodka. I am not really used to vodka so I can feel it (just a bit - lol) - I sort of feel like the room will start spinning if i close my eyes...
    Flugelblues Flugelblues 31-35, F 17 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    Drunk, alone, boredddddd.

    I need to start finding friends..
    youdontknowmylife youdontknowmylife 18-21, F 6 Responses Oct 3

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    In ducking diu k What do you want fro.

    Me? I am so drunk didn. 2 double e an Williams and cokes at this bad. I'm about to vi to a. Hatlestib 1 class for my swing candibvg. I like cows. Poopness. Do Yog like Koop? The end.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    bored87 bored87 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 4

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    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F a week ago

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    I'm Way Too Drunk to Be Typing

    But I somehow manage.  So excuse me if this story makes NO SENSE what so ever!  I'm just chilling, everyone else has passed out and I'm left alone... the worst.  It's cool though.  My internet access should be taken away from me when I'm inebriated... FYI...
    BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 30, 2008

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    Not very often. but right now.

    And I am falling for him. and missing them. ....
    IPaintMyCheeks IPaintMyCheeks 22-25 4 Responses Sep 6

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    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    four glasses of wine and it's finally kicking in. with people from work. we're watching american psycho. whoaaaaaaaaaa.god i should just shut up.
    arnoldisabstract arnoldisabstract 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    usernamesarelamex3 usernamesarelamex3 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 21

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    I know.....it's early.

    .....not even 11:00 A.M. yet. I'm not drunk yet, just tipsey, but I'm getting there. I guess the bad thing is I'm at work and I can possibly lose my job if I get caught. But, I'm in too deep to quit now.
    SonofDarkness SonofDarkness 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 5

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    Weird Drunk

    when i get drunk i get horny and when i wake up i usually dont rememer anything weird isnt it i dont really like to get drunk but im trying to impress this guy hes my best friend and he loves to get drunk and want him to recognize me for more than his friend but it hasnt worked...
    uyukuiwillgrowl uyukuiwillgrowl 18-21, M Aug 23, 2011

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    I just ate everything in my house.

    It's not settling well.
    kels789 kels789 18-21, F Mar 28

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    It's blue, it's grey.

    It's faded, like me. It's empty and warm. Wishing to be seen, held, nurtured. Maybe told that though the world through your eyes looks like it's crumbling, You can still hold me together In a firmly loving grasp. Wake me up, because I know this can't be all there is...
    IvyEstelle IvyEstelle 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 13

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    Yeah got a little bit drunk early in the day.

    Needed it . I can say at least I'm feeling good right about now .
    Gemma3sahara Gemma3sahara 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Yeah....I'm drunk. Not totally wasted

    but drunk enough...right now Sad Machine is crossing my mind. I'm depressed everyone. So depressed that it's hurting my current relationship...and this is the one relationship that I actually really care about. Not that I was totalally heartless about the others, but none have...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 8

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    Sproketsocet Sproketsocet 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 25

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    trentoy trentoy 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 12

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    umm, beers. I had five beerzs.

    to meh preveious. post
    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F a week ago

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    Yes for sure, absolutely laced right now.

    Regret? Yes to some degree
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 18

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    christinemn christinemn 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    dothebartman dothebartman 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    I'm drunk as hell but

    why is everyone obsessed with sex? It seems like the sole purpose of straight males is to get laid - everything they do revolves around sex and sex alone. The moment you meet them, they are already thinking about it. So many guys cheat to get more sex. They will even pay women...
    lizpurc925 lizpurc925 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 19

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    LOL I Should Have Just Gone to Sleep

    Well, my friends got me drunk tonight! I just got home and I am horney as hell but my boyfriend left me :( What to do??? 
    Shonda Shonda 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 30, 2008

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    sunflowerpet sunflowerpet 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    Yup, I'm wasted! Wish I was stoned,

    too. Sure wish my good male friend would stop trying to get it in, it's so not gonna happen.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    I have the hiccups! The neighbours dog was

    barking at me cuz it could hear my hiccups they are three seconds apart does that mean a storm is close?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 17

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    MikeBrin MikeBrin 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    A Drunk Story

    lol my husband decided to get me drunk *thinking he would get sex* (he was saddenly mistakened) lol. neways, so i start doing shot after shot of yeager. ( not sure how to spell it)  and i mean, im a lightweight, i dont drink much and im skinny so it dont take much...
    ctzellers ctzellers 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    Its Wednesday...and Im Drunk...shame!!

    I HAVE JUST DRANK A SIX PACK OF BEER AND AM DRUNK...WELL VERY TIPSY...ITS WEDNESDAY AND I CANT BELIEVE IM DRUNK MIDWEEK...!!IM 30 IN 22 DAYS IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO....!!:(
    gummibearlove gummibearlove 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Yes, I'm getting highly intoxicated,

    my best friend asked me to have sex with her today as well, I liked her since 7th grade man, but I told her no oddly, because I'm not highly into sex and it would ruin our friendship. To be into sex, I have to be head over heels over someone, but I'm not for her. But of course...
    GuuIsAwesome GuuIsAwesome 18-21, M Sep 7

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    JUST For Now An Im Tired of Playing Video Games

     so tonight me anbd my husband stayed home and he is playing games witgh his frined im tried of playing but damn im kinda buzzexd not so much drunk just buzz
    sothisisme sothisisme 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 1, 2009

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    Adam352 Adam352 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 7

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