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I Am Drunk

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    I'm craving physical contact more

    than ever right now cuz I'm drunk. Do you know how hard it was for me to write that sentence right now? I don't know how I'm even getting this far. My girlfriend is right beside me.....asleep. I'm trying so hard to stop myself from jumping her lol. She's so beautiful. I couldn...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 22-25, F Apr 11, 2014

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    Zeontyon Zeontyon 26-30, M Sep 14, 2014

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    MusicJunkie666 MusicJunkie666 18-21, M Sep 22, 2014

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    Yeah....I'm drunk. Not totally wasted

    but drunk enough...right now Sad Machine is crossing my mind. I'm depressed everyone. So depressed that it's hurting my current relationship...and this is the one relationship that I actually really care about. Not that I was totalally heartless about the others, but none have...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 8, 2014

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    PARTY HELL YEA. lol. Wine,

    beer, vodka. Lets go!! Happy new years
    Cutie314 Cutie314 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    F@$k...why aren't l more f@$ked up?

    I'm too depressed for my own good....I have no more to intoxicate myself with. I shouldn't be typing this well. Or reading this well. I just want to pass out listening to my song of choice...
    StrawberryMilkTime StrawberryMilkTime 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 8, 2014

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    christinemn christinemn 18-21, F Aug 5, 2014

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    I really really really really like drinking.

    I don't know why. Well I have some theories as to why but I'm too lazy and drunk to type them out lol. I just like how I feel. 100% people can relate so I'm not gonna explain. I just feel better and happier and awesomer even though that's not a word. IT'S A WORD NOW YA...
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    cutesarah cutesarah 18-21, F Dec 25, 2014

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    Drunkers Day...errr Night

    I am definitely tdrunk because I'm convinced my friend is trying to blackmail me. He's trying to convince me to send him pictures of me making the ridiculous faces I'm currently making, but I'm like nay, you want to blackmail me because I'm pretty. LOL! He says that doesn't make...
    philosophicmyth philosophicmyth 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2010

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    usernamesarelamex3 usernamesarelamex3 18-21, F Jun 21, 2014

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    bored87 bored87 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 4, 2014

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    It's blue, it's grey.

    It's faded, like me. It's empty and warm. Wishing to be seen, held, nurtured. Maybe told that though the world through your eyes looks like it's crumbling, You can still hold me together In a firmly loving grasp. Wake me up, because I know this can't be all there is...
    IvyEstelle IvyEstelle 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 13, 2014

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    I gotta stay drrrru-uu-uu-nkkkk.

    ..Damn...Soberness is kinda a downah! Eh?????????????
    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    Sproketsocet Sproketsocet 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Sicarium Sicarium 36-40, M Jan 2

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    I'm turnt on a WEDNESDAY night

    because college is sucking right now. A professor screwed me over "She's a life ruiner. She ruins peoples' lives"
    cabp24 cabp24 18-21, F Nov 19, 2014

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    Now I know why another word

    for drunk is 'legless'. I actually feel like I have no legs. Fun, yes? I've consumed almost a whole bottle of wine (not the usual for me) and have spent that whole duration sitting on a couch with a chase, and I've just realised I can barely feel my legs there (let alone the...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 28, 2014

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    I'm drunk as hell but

    why is everyone obsessed with sex? It seems like the sole purpose of straight males is to get laid - everything they do revolves around sex and sex alone. The moment you meet them, they are already thinking about it. So many guys cheat to get more sex. They will even pay women...
    lizpurc925 lizpurc925 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 19, 2014

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    Now that I am suitably anaesthetised,

    I will retire to bed. Good night EP'ers xxx
    FiveCrimes FiveCrimes 36-40, F Dec 19, 2014

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    Adam352 Adam352 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 7, 2014

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    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    four glasses of wine and it's finally kicking in. with people from work. we're watching american psycho. whoaaaaaaaaaa.god i should just shut up.
    arnoldisabstract arnoldisabstract 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    dothebartman dothebartman 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25, 2014

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    ella092 ella092 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Oh How I Love Wine

    Pretty sure I can't feel my teeth right now thanks to the glorious discovery of fermentation!! Thank you God for the wondrous gift of wine.., ;)
    wallpainter13 wallpainter13 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2013

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    Sprawled out empty apartment quiet refrigerator

    hum. Streach streach streach legs out Eyes heavy and unclosing Beautiful naseau
    sup637 sup637 36-40, M Apr 19, 2014

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    JUST For Now An Im Tired of Playing Video Games

     so tonight me anbd my husband stayed home and he is playing games witgh his frined im tried of playing but damn im kinda buzzexd not so much drunk just buzz
    sothisisme sothisisme 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 1, 2009

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    I am drunk why idk!!!

    I need love
    steve0629 steve0629 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 22, 2013

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    trentoy trentoy 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 12, 2014

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    Yeah got a little bit drunk early in the day.

    Needed it . I can say at least I'm feeling good right about now .
    Gemma3sahara Gemma3sahara 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F Nov 21, 2014

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    Yup, I'm wasted! Wish I was stoned,

    too. Sure wish my good male friend would stop trying to get it in, it's so not gonna happen.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2014

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    VirtualCygnus VirtualCygnus 18-21, M Dec 26, 2014

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    well, at least I will be.

    ..Gonna guzzle down all four beers here. They're tryn to make me babysit my granny again. For FREE! No freakn way. She doesn't even like me!
    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 11, 2014

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    I would like to make a toast!

    !! Ahem.... Here's to staying positive and testing negative!
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 5 Responses May 20, 2014

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    papercastles papercastles 22-25, F 20 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    umm, beers. I had five beerzs.

    to meh preveious. post
    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F Nov 21, 2014

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    I have the hiccups! The neighbours dog was

    barking at me cuz it could hear my hiccups they are three seconds apart does that mean a storm is close?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 17, 2014

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    Drunk, alone, boredddddd.

    I need to start finding friends..
    youdontknowmylife youdontknowmylife 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 3, 2014

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    Yes, I'm getting highly intoxicated,

    my best friend asked me to have sex with her today as well, I liked her since 7th grade man, but I told her no oddly, because I'm not highly into sex and it would ruin our friendship. To be into sex, I have to be head over heels over someone, but I'm not for her. But of course...
    GuuIsAwesome GuuIsAwesome 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 7, 2014

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    My body is completely numb

    and I cant ask for a better feeling
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 1

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    Yes for sure, absolutely laced right now.

    Regret? Yes to some degree
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 18, 2014

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    Damn, I'm ****** up tonight.

    I'm so drunk, I couldn't even remember my username XD
    MusicJunkie666 MusicJunkie666 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    I just ate everything in my house.

    It's not settling well.
    kels789 kels789 18-21, F Mar 28, 2014

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    I'm Way Too Drunk to Be Typing

    But I somehow manage.  So excuse me if this story makes NO SENSE what so ever!  I'm just chilling, everyone else has passed out and I'm left alone... the worst.  It's cool though.  My internet access should be taken away from me when I'm inebriated... FYI...
    BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer BlueWhaleMeatMcFacer 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 30, 2008

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    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F Jan 16

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    I decided it was time

    for bed then I was like nah I wanna drink
    rawerimadino rawerimadino 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 11, 2014

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    sunflowerpet sunflowerpet 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2014

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    lizablack lizablack 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2014

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    I just have this anger towards drunk drivers that I've recently gained. You drunks take away innocent lives and are so irresponsible 😒
    lunazteca lunazteca 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    i'm ashamed of my actions when drunk. i hope no one was hurt, physically or emotionally by the stupidity of me when in a drunken stupor. i wasted so much time in my life drinking...
    trailsonrails trailsonrails 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 28, 2014

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    when i am tipsy or drunk i tend to be silly and i do things that you wouldnt think i would. like when i got drunk and stop the bad from singing and i got my friends to play a song...
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