Is it acceptable to show up to Thanksgiving drunk? Family and all.
Wanna get drunk BIG TIME for my birthday, but yet being the responsible adult I am I won't due to the baby :(
7 shots down and 4 hours later had to drive 1hr on the highway. Oppsy.
getting twisted ????????????????
Not trying to swear like an Irishman. Just thought it needed to be said.
I do stupid things like type this message. Mmkaaaaaaay *******?$?!!! K. Normally don't get drunk but heloooo world lol.
Bye bye cruel woooorld. Off to bed NEVER. Not soon...
Well it is the weekend, so I think it is allowed :D
but I won't, I just like how nice and warm I feel after I drink!!! All the weight of the world is gone for awhile but I'm not going to do it. Oh, memories.
Totally drunk right now on two, thats right I said it, TWO MARGARITAS! I'm, I'm on my best friends couch shouting the lyrics to " Just a Friend " while her nine year old is trying...
**** this, **** that, **** everything. (Shakespeare)
Why do they have to be drunk when they swear just as well sober?
During a reunion of some of my most amazing friends last night, I made a few childish decisions about ensuring there were no dull moments. Among them, pockets full of single...
I've never touched a single thing of alcohol or wine, and never will. Which makes it easy for me to say that I've never been drunk, because I never will be.
Kiss my arse!
Working on the accent.
My friends say I am a terrible horrible shameless flirt when I'm drunk lol.., well you gotta have some fun!
But it's frickin hilarious,
Not so much in the morning tho :(
Last week I did after a bad month. I decided I'm done with woman I made myself up as Michelle again. She has been dormant for quiet sometime.
I went to bed night before and thought...
Apparently at some point I added the "I Love DC and Marvel Comics" Experience. I am POSITIVE that love is way outside the verb I would use for that...perhaps find amusing...or...
So I was talking on the phone with my buddy the other day:
Me: yeah dude I got wasted and went to a concert. I started squeezing chicks ***** and hitting on em, needless to say I...
I really like the taste of real ale, some are better than others, but I have never had one which wasn't nice, I also like single Malt Whisky, the expensive blends may be nice but...
be stupid do stupid live stupid in this stupid world " enjoy life"
am also do that u naughty girl
I'm drunk. Lol. This never happens I drink like three times s year. But strawberry whiskey won tonight. Yay gndjojbfyjjijfsdgv. ......yup
like i throw tennis ball at my dog and i said "Pikachu i choose you".
it's true I soo hate it!!!
**** you! **** face!
Okay I'll work on it.
It was last year, believe it or not.. At Bronycon 2014. My friends wanted to see me drunk and they kept throwing drinks at me to see what I'd do. Turns out all I did was space out...
Sure why not?
But I don't have any...
I do want to dance though...LOL
"I do it so good I don't need nobody else...."
I'm a party all by myself :)
Bottle service, we met a poolside seating area reserved by my friends. Strange we had never met before, as we seemed the perfect match. I want to thank you for all of the photos...
It is nice to be able to tune everything out, even for a short while.
My father has always loved drugs and alcohol before I was born. Sad thing is, my mom let my oldest brother live with my grandmother when he was a few months old because he would...
I am drunk right now. a happy high! anyone interested to chat is welcome.
i do not like people who drink and drive do you know you can hurt people and drunk drivers can kill people i think if you drink you need a driver
They make me feel unsafe. When I'm a passenger (I don't drive yet) and I see a drunk driver, I feel unsafe.
So guilty, plus drunk calling. My poor friends. How they suffer.
I've done this on numerous occasions and it's gotten me in trouble so many times
Although I do know when to say no to a drink. There are times when I say 'sod it' as I just want to stay out late with my mates. However I will pay for it in the morning.
Not every time, but I've been known to behave recklessly when I am. Not proud of it, but sometimes I can't help it.
I'm pretty burst! Roll on feeling like ****** AIDS/ebola in the morning!! :( Don't even have bacon to kombat this! ****! Anyone wanna give cuddles? hahaha