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I Am E P's Self Proclaimed Butt Critic, Show Me Your Butts

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    First off, prepare to be weirded out. Once you have added me to your circle (assuming you did, ASSUMING), I would probably bombard you with a: "Why?" in your inbox. If you respond...
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 27

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    Oh this looks fun. I actually had two usernames but I'll explain them both. When I first joined EP it was TheLongWalk. The reason why I gave it that name was because of what I was...
    ConquistadorXL ConquistadorXL 16-17, M Jul 10

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    This is very personal and a big thing to talk about, if anyone needs to talk.. Message me& I'll try help you however I can and whenever I can :) you are not alone! So... This is my...
    Jodiii14 Jodiii14 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    I love it sad,happy,depressing doesnt matter i like all stories on EP dont be afraid to express your self on here because nobody knows u so it makes it so easy to express yourself...
    ihaveaname99 ihaveaname99 13-15, F Jul 3

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    After a workout I go into the locker room and get naked I take my time and sit their naked playing on my phone before walking across the locker to the shower. I watch older guys...
    ryanweisman ryanweisman 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    The advent of the selfie means you now have control over how others perceive you. Plus it's a good way to spend time ... as long as you don't tell anyone what your hobby is, they...
    emiveritas emiveritas 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    This is so exciting! :) I will do my timeline here. :) Only putting some things. August 7, 1977 8:29 P.M. - I was born at Kapiolani Medical Center For Women And Children. around...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Jul 4

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    Let's start this easy and with an explanation for this story. ari5t0crat and myself created A.P.I, as known as Anti-Perv Invasion simply because we're tired of perverts wandering...
    OnlyDeadHumansAreGoodHumans OnlyDeadHumansAreGoodHumans 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 4

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    I’ve been coming around E.P. for years now. I know that makes me sound old – to be fair I haven’t been a spring chicken for a long time. I bit too leathery and tough to...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I really don't. I live in ultra-conservative land where it's pretty brave to be publically different, so I respect those who are themselves. But whether you like the p or v makes...
    lmtnmn lmtnmn 31-35, M Jul 11

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    Hey all you cool kids I'm Alexis from New Orleans! I guess that's it:P
    musicdance814 musicdance814 13-15, F 14 hrs ago

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    Most of the time people only ask how you are to be polite, and if they don't get a fine or a good, they suddenly get quiet. 'How are you?' 'Not very good.' 'Why?' '*insert reason...
    perfectionisperception perfectionisperception 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I've kept this to myself for a while now, and I guess I just need to get it out, you know, before it destroys me. I could turn to a friend or a family member but I just can't...
    Canonomousjay Canonomousjay 18-21, M Jun 28

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    Ok, I admit, there was a time in my life when I considered makeup to be an essential part of my daily routine. I first started wearing makeup as a freshman in high school and...
    dsnt8185 dsnt8185 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    Rules of happiness.. i feel really good if i can make someone happy.. So these are the facts that i want to share.. Hope it will benefit at least someone out there.. On how to be...
    wondersoflife wondersoflife 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 13

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    My therapist has been very helpful in helping me do three things. 1) Identify causes for my current plight and 2) uncovering areas for personal growth and 3) develop an action plan...
    NWTruthSeeker NWTruthSeeker 51-55, M 6 Responses Jul 13

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    A policeman stops an elderly lady on the road for speeding: Lady: Is there a problem officer? Policeman: Madam, you were driving too fast! L: Oh, I see. P: Can I see your driver's...
    ferrer95 ferrer95 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 7

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    Reposting this again with the original message and a update. Going through some really hard times with a breakup . ORIGINAL POST I don't know what to do anymore... This morning...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    I HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED LOVE A FEW TIMES AND DONT BELIEVE ITS POSSIBLE TO KEEP REPEATING THIS, I AM SUFFERING WITH LOTS OF STUFF AND ONE IS THE FACT THAT I WANT TO ACCEPT MY...
    BIGIZBETTER BIGIZBETTER 36-40, M Jun 25

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    Not only did my best friend leave me for no reason and to have my other best friend who said " I won't leave you" and pay your head only to do that, she left me when I needed her...
    FighterWolf FighterWolf 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Ever since I was in kindergarten I was picked on for being fat & for having hairy arms. Kids would tell me "why don't you shave" "Why don't go shave", that was the most common...
    DestroyToCreate DestroyToCreate 13-15, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Ok....because I know you are bored or don't have enough time to read long stories..I will split this into 2 parts.. ~ ~~~~Part one~~~~~ "The...
    sparkydream sparkydream 18-21, F Jun 23

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    Sometimes i just want to fight. Fight to me. Fight to people. To problems. To whole world. And prove that i can. I can evrything. I can get what i want, evrything what i need. I...
    Carr1e Carr1e 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nop 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? June 2nd 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Very 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Fish 5. DO YOU...
    Innocence28 Innocence28 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I noticed it the first time when I was 10 years old. Fear gives me the ultimate adrenaline kick, which I love. I don't mean the average fear that you get when you watch a movie. I...
    OnlyDeadHumansAreGoodHumans OnlyDeadHumansAreGoodHumans 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 28

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    Yaaa......Take the Negative Aspect....Add the opposite to Neutralize the Energy....(in this case it would be the Positive Aspect of the Negative your judging as such).....Soooo...
    uniqueperception uniqueperception 46-50 Jul 3

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    It feels so good when he leaves kisses on your back, when he gently brings your fingers to his lips. The way he does that leaves you breathless. You don't want this moment to end...
    LaylaDubai LaylaDubai 18-21, F Jun 25

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    Don't talk to me... just don't talk to me. I'm done trying, and I'm fairly certain a majority of you are too. So if you have a problem with me, send me a message in exquisite...
    Areluen Areluen 16-17 1 Response Jun 27

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    .....for a LONG LONG TIME. And since then, I can definitely give ya'll a contrast on the alcoholic me and the all new fresh energy bunny crazy me. I don't even remember being an...
    slipdasystem slipdasystem 18-21, M Jun 27

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    Recently this experience has had some of its worst time ever. I have been on EP for over 2 years and I have never seen this place so bad. Jokes, insults, rudeness well the list...
    Shadowscar Shadowscar 18-21, F 12 Responses Jun 27

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    Be careful who you open your life and heart up to over the Internet. If this is all new to you and you don't usually meet people this way....skepticism is ok. I"m real and...
    brightbabyblues4u brightbabyblues4u 36-40, F 7 Responses Jul 1

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    1. Your username? SensitiveSelf. 2. How long have you been a member of EP? A year and a bit. I first joined in April 2013, but I've been on different accounts over the year. 3...
    SensitiveSelf SensitiveSelf 13-15 Jul 5

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    Joe Nichols - I'll Wait for You Lyrics The snow in Montana was three feet high The lady at the counter said: There ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 5

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    (To all the depressed people, and people who have just had a rough day) This girl was standing over a bridge. She was ready to jump. But someone grabbed her before she could even...
    NotYourGirl NotYourGirl 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Alright so theres this girl that rejected me about 2 months ago and I noticed one day she had been looking at me while i was playing basketball I thought maybe she was just looking...
    DemonMando DemonMando 18-21, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    Alright so theres this girl that rejected me about 2 months ago and I noticed one day she had been looking at me while i was playing basketball I thought maybe she was just looking...
    DemonMando DemonMando 18-21, M 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It...
    darkice123 darkice123 36-40, M 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 8 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have a friend whose daughter was born with a learning disability. Compounding this was the fact her daughter was left-handed and she was right-handed. When it was time to go to...
    minimeowz minimeowz 61-65, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Back then, I used to resent my classmate for being extremely offensive when it came to the issue of Religion. He used to insult God. He used to preach about how God was just an...
    plutorus plutorus 16-17, M Jul 13

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    I'm posting here because there's pretty much everyone here haha~! I'm so sneaky! Alright!! So straight to the point, I have chatted with a number of people where English is...
    Krystallos Krystallos 16-17, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    HI ITS JAYSHAUN IN THE BUILDIN WELL WEBSITE N LISTEN IM A FUNNY CUTE BOY THAT WOULD KEEP U SMILING N WEN WE IN BED IT WOULD BE A HORNY SURPRISE P.S WHEN YOUR SLEEP ILL SUCK YOUR...
    CuteBoy2 CuteBoy2 13-15 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Big Mac from McDonald's...I always think about you, you bring so much happiness to my life..and to my tastebuds. Even though you are served with fries, it has always been you who I...
    PrincessPolarBear PrincessPolarBear 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Anyone who wants to audition as my Bf? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ AHAHAHA! Now That is a laugh! Since all these cutey girls think that ep is a dating site and that they need a boyfriend...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 6 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I've come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as a good girl. A good girl is just a bad girl who hasn't been caught yet. P.s. For the people that can't take a joke and...
    RiceBunny55 RiceBunny55 31-35, F 27 Responses Jun 29

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    I hate it when girls pay attention to the number on the scale, they number doesn't matter it's about the way you feel about yourself and wether you des what you like or not. They...
    OutOfSight23 OutOfSight23 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 3

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