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I Am E P's Self Proclaimed Butt Critic, Show Me Your Butts

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    !Well it's actually my first post here so I would like to say hello to all of you.I think it is an amazing and spectacular experience but only in case the woman wants that also.One...
    paok2000 paok2000 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Okay everybody I'm going to give you guys my phone number so you won't have to message me for it! :) It's going to be hidden with the words so look VERY carefully. I hope you know...
    SammieSweetheart687 SammieSweetheart687 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    My mother suddenly died two years ago at age 57 and my father started dating again shortly after. It was understandably an incredibly horrific time for my father and it was...
    SisyphusGirl SisyphusGirl 36-40, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I've resulted in so many "disastrous food accidents" before I can barely even remember them all, but one I'd never forget has to be that one time I was the reason for a microwave...
    anonymouslyherenow anonymouslyherenow 16-17, F Apr 3

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    (Posh accent) I do indeed shower naked on the odd occasion. It's a little treat for myself to disrobe and enjoy the pleasure of my own form being soaked in hot water. If I'm not...
    PoeticTorture PoeticTorture 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    OKAY......Okay......you caught me. Yes, it's true. I am that freaky! Whoa, that felt good to get off my chest. :P
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28

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      Everyone with this planet is the owner of a phone. What is more, the cell phones are an extension individuals everyday lives. Nowadays, very few folks perform with out their...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    You'll probz hav a hard time diagnosing me so for Sanity reasons Don't Do It! Hector: I don't wanna >_< Me: I don't want you to >__< Me: Squirrel ^w^ *runs into door* >_<...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 1 Response Mar 30

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    San Francisco - Alkaline Trio I equate this song very closely with Chicago, and today I find myself having highly irrational desires to be back in Chicago. This song has been...
    DoctorBastardo DoctorBastardo 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    Some males on EP and in society on a whole are complaining about their 'bad luck' with women. They say that their failure to attract or keep women affects their self esteem and...
    islandgurlforever islandgurlforever 18-21, F 11 Responses 5 days ago

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    TTC Supplies- Wow, so I've been researching things that typically are needed for TTCing (Trying To Conceive), and let me tell you... This stuff costs almost as much as having the...
    IcySongBird IcySongBird 16-17, F Apr 6

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    Marching band for life! True at the time when being forced to do push-ups or getting heat stroke from lack of water and passing out to the very rare (only happened once) sprinkler...
    Konalover0210 Konalover0210 16-17, F Mar 22

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    I started living openly female everywhere early in 2010. In mid-2013 I began the long complex process of legally changing my identity to a new name and gender. I chose the name...
    Trisha60ts Trisha60ts 61-65, T 2 Responses Apr 4

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    I ain't trickin the narrative, People say it's suicidal or it's arrogance Crucify me as heretic, perished to embarrassment Heralding under marriages, pocketed in it's garishness...
    Dragoniesse Dragoniesse 13-15, M 2 Responses Apr 9

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    So so so so boring :}D Hector: O_O Then why are you smiling >_< Me: I'm just naturally huggable unlike a certain unruly OniiChan ;{P Hector: Stop talking nonsense brat >_<...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I usually don’t like to ridicule someone in public, but in this case I just couldn’t resist. I never block people myself and I have only been blocked by a handful of people so...
    TheGreatLeveler TheGreatLeveler 22-25, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    It was the 25th of August, the night of my sisters birthday, when we got the call that my little cousin Jr. (2 yrs old) was rushed to the hospital and was probably not going to...
    Maiden95 Maiden95 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 22

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    Hey guys.. I know I haven't been replying to your messages recently.. I'm kind of questioning what I really want.. I love everything about older men but it has been almost 2 years...
    SammieSweetheart687 SammieSweetheart687 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    Ohayyo ^_^ Bonjour, Salut They are all Good Morning Lovlies ^_~ Except Salut means 'Hi' Hai ^_~ And 'Hai' means 'Yes' as in 'Yes I am the best and quite sexy ^_^'' Hector: No you...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 Mar 29

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    OK. I've had it with you uneducated bogans who believe that you are the be all and end all of existence. I'm devoting an entire rant against you. Before any of you start telling me...
    fuckbogans fuckbogans 22-25, M 3 Responses Apr 6

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    To start I got married at 19 and let me say we were so infatuated with each other it was perfect. Shortly after being married his temper sky rocketed, his job was killing him, he...
    cassielee44 cassielee44 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Up until about four months ago all I wanted was my mom and then she got into drugs and started to hit me, I got a.puppy for my birthday and then I found out she beats him then she...
    horselover514 horselover514 36-40, F Mar 21

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    So, my main problem is that I don't live with my parents. Which is horrible. In few words, my mother died in a car accident one year ago, my father got mentally depressed after it...
    markus1999 markus1999 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    I finally found my Warner Bros Ball Cap!!! Okay folks, when I was a young boy, my family and I used to watch our copy of the 1989 Batman on VHS. Now we watch it on DVD, but that's...
    orincowboy orincowboy 26-30 Mar 25

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    Fun story. Fun news. What more could you want? Go on, read it. Okay folks, when I was a young boy, my family and I used to watch our copy of the 1989 Batman (with Keaton and...
    orincowboy orincowboy 26-30 Mar 25

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    Fun story. Fun news. What more could you want? Go on, read it. Okay folks, when I was a young boy, my family and I used to watch our copy of the 1989 Batman (with Keaton and...
    orincowboy orincowboy 26-30 Mar 25

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    I thought everyone would love this cuz I love this and seriously who wouldn't love me love ^_^ Brain: Sane ppl that's who >_< Me: And what is sanity but a state of mind in which...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 Mar 29

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    Yes. The sentence says as it is. I'm Muslim. I was born to be. My grandma is a very fanatic one. Well, my parents also are. I know the rules of Islam really well, yet I don't do...
    HikoukiGumo HikoukiGumo 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    How was I to know. Femme fatale, in sexy clothes. Left me with a pair of pantyhose. As if I was ever going to try them on. Wasn't long before I did. And ever since . . . Why do...
    pitchblack9 pitchblack9 56-60, M Apr 4

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    "You may or may not start your day with exercise, or a hot cup of coffee, but here are seven things you can wrap your faith around as you begin your day...Love greeted you when you...
    WilliamC WilliamC 61-65, M Apr 6

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    Look, I might come across a little hostile at first but if you respect me and show that you are a decent human being then I am right here for you. P.S If there is someone who you...
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 7

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    Received the following email that I would like to share with those who signed the petition: ================== We Are Transforming the Palm Oil Industry More than 63,000 people...
    DreamWizard DreamWizard 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    Teacher(T) and Student(S) T: Who is the Youngest in your Home? S: My Dad T: Ur Dad! How S: Becoz he still sleep with my Mom..... LOL T:To become a good character personality, u...
    wintersecret wintersecret 31-35, M Mar 19

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    "P.S. Goodbye" Remember when I was small and didn't know Didn't understand, wouldn't tell you though I couldn't even grasp a single word you said..... Ever loving... Invincible...
    Missing22Aquarius Missing22Aquarius 18-21, F Mar 27

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    Yeah, i do. My beast friends here are a lesbian and a Trans-gender. My ex bf was bi. And it is not a big deal. We all have a right to love whoever we want and i support that. I...
    LunaOanaAris LunaOanaAris 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    No, really. For some reason everyone's calling fake.. if you claim to be a gamer girl. I didn't even know there were fake gamer girls out there. I mean wow. O.k. so when I was...
    TheHeroOfThyme TheHeroOfThyme 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Sharquita youu are totally amazing <3 thanks for being there when i needed you and ill always defend you through those hard times that your having right...dont let the boys...
    Tayzdn Tayzdn 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    Well wednessday the 26th i lost my virginity to a guy named chris and he told me he loved me even before we started having sex and so he took it and like i said how he was saying...
    ToriLynn1999 ToriLynn1999 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    When stepping into bright light (for me the sun) 1/3 of the population starts sneezing uncontrollably. I've been studying, and the most logical explanation for this is: When you...
    hockeybabe1 hockeybabe1 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida for a break from winter weather. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of...
    itsoneofus itsoneofus 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    I need help! Okay, I caved! Now I'm hyperventilating and freaking out... I couldn't help myself so I looked at his W's FB profile page (usually I look at her page twice a...
    cowgurrl cowgurrl 22-25, F 12 Responses 6 days ago

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    i remember when i was little i playing with older kids bec im awesome and one of them locked me inside a room and there was no air bec i was so little and i have asthma and i kept...
    yaysandwich yaysandwich 18-21, F Mar 20

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