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I Am E P's Self Proclaimed Butt Critic, Show Me Your Butts

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    Where I'd Like To Be-A ghost saved twelve-year-old Maddie's life when she was an infant, her Granny Lane claims, so Maddie must always remember that she is special. But it's hard...
    Selah94 Selah94 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I actually used to have a different username that had my real first name in it, but I didn't particularly want everybody knowing my first name. I was so ecstatic to see I could...
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    This is very personal and a big thing to talk about, if anyone needs to talk.. Message me& I'll try help you however I can and whenever I can :) you are not alone! So... This is my...
    Jodiii14 Jodiii14 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    I love it sad,happy,depressing doesnt matter i like all stories on EP dont be afraid to express your self on here because nobody knows u so it makes it so easy to express yourself...
    ihaveaname99 ihaveaname99 13-15, F Jul 3

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    After a workout I go into the locker room and get naked I take my time and sit their naked playing on my phone before walking across the locker to the shower. I watch older guys...
    ryanweisman ryanweisman 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    The advent of the selfie means you now have control over how others perceive you. Plus it's a good way to spend time ... as long as you don't tell anyone what your hobby is, they...
    emiveritas emiveritas 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    This is so exciting! :) I will do my timeline here. :) Only putting some things. August 7, 1977 8:29 P.M. - I was born at Kapiolani Medical Center For Women And Children. around...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Jul 4

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    (Posh accent) I do indeed shower naked on the odd occasion. It's a little treat for myself to disrobe and enjoy the pleasure of my own form being soaked in hot water. If I'm not...
    ForeverInDarkness22 ForeverInDarkness22 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Let's start this easy and with an explanation for this story. ari5t0crat and myself created A.P.I, as known as Anti-Perv Invasion simply because we're tired of perverts wandering...
    OnlyDeadHumansAreGoodHumans OnlyDeadHumansAreGoodHumans 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 4

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    Never felt right wearing clothes to bed, even when I was a child. They just seemed so cumbersome and unnecessary. Parents insisted on P.Js. so I wore those until I got into the...
    kbbaldwin kbbaldwin 66-70, M 2 days ago

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    I’ve been coming around E.P. for years now. I know that makes me sound old – to be fair I haven’t been a spring chicken for a long time. I bit too leathery and tough to...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    This is the new and improved version of this story. I would have just edited the existing one, but it constantly set of the wonderful EP filters for some reason. I have thought on...
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    I want to suggest a game. You have to think of a title for a new EP experience group - something that probaby isn't there yet. It can be as batty an idea as you like (there are...
    alexwbj alexwbj 36-40, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I really don't. I live in ultra-conservative land where it's pretty brave to be publically different, so I respect those who are themselves. But whether you like the p or v makes...
    lmtnmn lmtnmn 31-35, M Jul 11

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    Hey all you cool kids I'm Alexis from New Orleans! I guess that's it:P
    musicdance814 musicdance814 13-15, F Jul 22

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    Well it has happened and it was quite enjoyable. I was cyber bullied right here on E P. I'd like anyone that is a friend of one of E P 's helpers EPARSINEH . Go to her profile page...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 5 hrs ago

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    Well it has happened and it was quite enjoyable. I was cyber bullied right here on E P. I'd like anyone that is a friend of one of E P 's helpers EPARSINEH . Go to her profile page...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Ok, I admit, there was a time in my life when I considered makeup to be an essential part of my daily routine. I first started wearing makeup as a freshman in high school and...
    dsnt8185 dsnt8185 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    Rules of happiness.. i feel really good if i can make someone happy.. So these are the facts that i want to share.. Hope it will benefit at least someone out there.. On how to be...
    wondersoflife wondersoflife 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 13

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    My therapist has been very helpful in helping me do three things. 1) Identify causes for my current plight and 2) uncovering areas for personal growth and 3) develop an action plan...
    NWTruthSeeker NWTruthSeeker 51-55, M 6 Responses Jul 13

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    A policeman stops an elderly lady on the road for speeding: Lady: Is there a problem officer? Policeman: Madam, you were driving too fast! L: Oh, I see. P: Can I see your driver's...
    ferrer95 ferrer95 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 7

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    Reposting this again with the original message and a update. Going through some really hard times with a breakup . ORIGINAL POST I don't know what to do anymore... This morning...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M Jul 19

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    What not to do if you want to become a Youtuber I first want to explain why I'm writing this. Over the last few months I've been making my own content and I've also been around on...
    JudeLeDude JudeLeDude 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Not only did my best friend leave me for no reason and to have my other best friend who said " I won't leave you" and pay your head only to do that, she left me when I needed her...
    FighterWolf FighterWolf 13-15, F Jul 18

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    Ever since I was in kindergarten I was picked on for being fat & for having hairy arms. Kids would tell me "why don't you shave" "Why don't go shave", that was the most common...
    DestroyToCreate DestroyToCreate 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    My brother. I think this is his 5th time to. When he was 13 he slit his wrists and then developped a nerve condition. When he was 15 he locked himself in his room with a gun but...
    QuinnStew QuinnStew 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nop 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? June 2nd 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Very 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Fish 5. DO YOU...
    Innocence28 Innocence28 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Yaaa......Take the Negative Aspect....Add the opposite to Neutralize the Energy....(in this case it would be the Positive Aspect of the Negative your judging as such).....Soooo...
    uniqueperception uniqueperception 46-50 Jul 3

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    Be careful who you open your life and heart up to over the Internet. If this is all new to you and you don't usually meet people this way....skepticism is ok. I"m real and...
    brightbabyblues4u brightbabyblues4u 36-40, F 7 Responses Jul 1

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    1. Your username? SensitiveSelf. 2. How long have you been a member of EP? A year and a bit. I first joined in April 2013, but I've been on different accounts over the year. 3...
    SensitiveSelf SensitiveSelf 13-15 Jul 5

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    Joe Nichols - I'll Wait for You Lyrics The snow in Montana was three feet high The lady at the counter said: There ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 5

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    (To all the depressed people, and people who have just had a rough day) This girl was standing over a bridge. She was ready to jump. But someone grabbed her before she could even...
    NotYourGirl NotYourGirl 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Alright so theres this girl that rejected me about 2 months ago and I noticed one day she had been looking at me while i was playing basketball I thought maybe she was just looking...
    DemonMando DemonMando 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 16

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    Alright so theres this girl that rejected me about 2 months ago and I noticed one day she had been looking at me while i was playing basketball I thought maybe she was just looking...
    DemonMando DemonMando 18-21, M 7 Responses Jul 17

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It...
    darkice123 darkice123 36-40, M 6 Responses Jul 18

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 8 Responses Jul 19

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    I have a friend whose daughter was born with a learning disability. Compounding this was the fact her daughter was left-handed and she was right-handed. When it was time to go to...
    minimeowz minimeowz 61-65, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    I hate it when girls pay attention to the number on the scale, they number doesn't matter it's about the way you feel about yourself and wether you des what you like or not. They...
    OutOfSight23 OutOfSight23 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 3

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    A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    Back then, I used to resent my classmate for being extremely offensive when it came to the issue of Religion. He used to insult God. He used to preach about how God was just an...
    plutorus plutorus 16-17, M Jul 13

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    I'm posting here because there's pretty much everyone here haha~! I'm so sneaky! Alright!! So straight to the point, I have chatted with a number of people where English is...
    Krystallos Krystallos 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 19

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    HI ITS JAYSHAUN IN THE BUILDIN WELL WEBSITE N LISTEN IM A FUNNY CUTE BOY THAT WOULD KEEP U SMILING N WEN WE IN BED IT WOULD BE A HORNY SURPRISE P.S WHEN YOUR SLEEP ILL SUCK YOUR...
    CuteBoy2 CuteBoy2 13-15 1 Response Jul 20

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    Big Mac from McDonald's...I always think about you, you bring so much happiness to my life..and to my tastebuds. Even though you are served with fries, it has always been you who I...
    PrincessPolarBear PrincessPolarBear 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Anyone who wants to audition as my Bf? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ AHAHAHA! Now That is a laugh! Since all these cutey girls think that ep is a dating site and that they need a boyfriend...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 22

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    This song if for an ugly pretentious bi'ch c'nt I once knew.And for all the pretentious bi'ch c'nts like her.If you don't like what you get you'll get what you truly deserve. When...
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ Jul 24

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    He's scared to try again and that ****** me off! I guess I have to respect his wishes. I just hate that you always say, "you're tired of hurting me". I forgave you why can't you...
    ImmaBeJustFine ImmaBeJustFine 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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