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I Am Easily Amused

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    I love sitting in a crowded mall just watching

    people as they go by. Some hand in hand others so full of themselves a few happy some others so sad. I wonder what brought them here are they as easily amused at me as I am them? I wonder?
    onebrightday onebrightday 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 12

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    Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The

    machine confessed everything
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    A small boy swallowed some coins

    and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 16

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    When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had

    two missed calls from Chuck Norris
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I don't suffer from insanity.

    I enjoy every minute of it.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 13

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    It Is Easy to Amuse Me

    Send me an email, Say that I look nice Give me a flower Say something stupid Tell me a joke When a stranger says Hi When someone blushes When I see a kid playing   I'm happy for the next hour!
    linda linda 21-25, F 3 Responses Nov 3, 2006

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    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    radicalradish radicalradish 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Alright. Let's play a game.

    The first person to make me laugh gets my username and password and can post whatever they want on my page. Okay. Go!
    hannahmorgan1998 hannahmorgan1998 16-17, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    Chuck Norris killed an army of 5000 with 2

    shots. And the first shot was a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed fifty people then the grenade exploded
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Adjust the tint on your tv

    so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Why are there no signs of life on Mars?

    Chuck Norris vacationed there last spring
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I really didn't have anything to say.

    .. But since it has to be at least 25 chars......
    pantieknight pantieknight 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    *giggles*

    When I got home yesterday afternoon, there was a new bottle of nail polish sitting on the breakfast bar. I asked M what it was for. It may seem obvious, but around our house you never know. Nail polish has many varied uses besides being used on my fingers or toes. M proceeds to...
    StellaDiBellezza StellaDiBellezza 26-30, F 13 Responses Oct 28, 2011

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    Chuck Norris's parents Boris

    and Delores Norris were florists.
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    If you look like your passport picture,

    you probably need the trip.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    I remember the time I was kidnapped

    and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 7 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Chuck Norris - His tears cure cancer.

    Too bad he has never cried...
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Conversation With My Husband This

    Morning: Me: So ... you know what sucks? Hubby: Vacuum cleaners? Me: Living where the air hurts my face! Hubby: Only for a few more days. Me: You mean we're moving to Hawaii??? ... *getting ready to do a happy dance* ... Hubby: You are, I'm sending you, there...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 11 Responses Mar 3

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    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    When Chuck Norris talks,

    everybody listens. And dies
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Chuck Norris likes his meat

    so rare he only eats unicorns
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Ha!

    Hahahaha! Ha. Heh. Hahahahaha! What? The thought of being easily amused amuses me, what's it to you? ;) And what is that funny picture that this Experience group has? Is it a smile? With a cigarette? Or a safety fish hook? What ever it is, it's great! And right...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo 31-35, M 6 Responses Jun 12, 2007

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    Bargaining I really don't think my admission

    of the fact that I am rather easily amused will come as a great surprise to anyone here. What you may not know, however, is that my ability to find humour lays not just in antics on the whiteboards and stories of my fellow E'peeps, but transcends in to pretty much every aspect...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 11 Responses Jan 9

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    Chick Norris does not know

    where you live but he knows where you will die
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    Im LOVING all these chuck norris jokes the past

    few days hahah! Chuck norris is his own father ...
    jaybeetree jaybeetree 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Hey There Big Guy

    “Iceberg” became your fan” Okay. Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day. Some of the men...
    Quintesse Quintesse 46-50, F 30 Responses Oct 25, 2011

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    You literally just have to stare at me

    and I will start laughing. It's a problem.
    dambookworm17 dambookworm17 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31

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    Are You Average? Take your time

    and see if you can read aloud each of the following lines without making a mistake. The average person cannot. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'll be talking to someone

    who says something random and I get right into it haha. Or when little squirrels are playing in the yard I get so amused.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 4 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Chuck Norris is the only person

    who owns TWO birthday suits.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    When Chuck Norris was born the only one

    who cried was the Doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    When Chuck Norris left home

    for college, he told his Dad, "You're the man of the house now."
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Chuck Norris was cold

    so he turned the sun up.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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