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    I swear I just saw an experience

    where someone said "acceptation". They meant to say exception. :P
    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M Jul 10

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    I know India offers other jobs besides trying

    to scam people out of their hard-earned money. But hey, if you want to keep calling my husband, he can kill 10 minutes of your life for you! ;) xD
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 1 day ago

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    I was just watching the kids in the park

    playing frisbee when as it glided through the sky I wondered why it looked bigger and bigger ........ Then it hit me ...
    zuese zuese 46-50, M Dec 2, 2014

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    Never fails to amuse me how my kids call to say,

    "Hello Dad, how are you? Thought I'd see how you're keeping". Then before you answer they say, "That's great, can I trouble you for some money?" The joys of parenthood!
    Shelbyfun Shelbyfun 51-55 1 Response Jul 9

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    I think I made a mistake getting this.

    .. Considering my first 2 messages were from a adult in a diaper and a geek who loves skunks... Wtf 😖
    AristoLozan AristoLozan 18-21, F 24 Responses May 9

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    You could literally give me an object

    and I'll make it fun or a game of some sort😊
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 14

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    If you're around me and I'm sad,

    it'll take me two seconds and I'll be all bright and cheery.
    Tweakz Tweakz 26-30, F Jul 10

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    A Small Giggle Here, A Chuckle There, A Newer Meaning To Life...

    It don't take much, I log in and see some of the most bullshit orientated sob stories known to man kind - you know the ones "Oh boo hoo I've had to make up an eating disorder to get more sympathy, or pretend a loved ones ill, or my personal fav... I want to die and I need to...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 14 Responses Nov 27, 2011

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    Quiettimeplease Quiettimeplease 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 6

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    I'm told that an armadillo will jump a meter in

    the air if you blow up its backside. Who the hell discovered this and what did they think they were doing...
    Emilyistheone Emilyistheone 13-15 1 Response Aug 16

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    jessica248 jessica248 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 7

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    My brother has a friend round (they're twelve)

    and they are trying to make sandwiches. I just walked in on them mashing up cheese and onion crisps and putting them in bread alongside humous, tuna and margarine... For some reason I can't stop laughing at this.
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Just watched a buzzfeed video on Facebook of

    teenagers about 16-19 (possibly even 20) being handed a bunch of flip phones from the early 2000s. I must say their reactions are fantastic and I remember those phones. Ahh I feel old now.
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 10

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    It doesn't take much to distract me

    or to capture my attention.
    Bubblepop8yobro Bubblepop8yobro 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 21

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    You may not be human

    but you have more humanity than most people on this planet. I said this to: - my alien - my ghost - my dog Take a guess?
    MsAnnieMack MsAnnieMack 46-50, F 10 Responses Jun 5

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    Have you ever clicked on the "people" option

    here? I just did and it says "meet people like you" and gives recommendations. San Francisco, we have a problem. Following are some of the featured experiences of the people EP recommends for me: - I want you to watch me u$E your wife - I need a strong man to keep me in...
    SavannahAnsley SavannahAnsley 41-45, F 12 Responses Jul 20

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    I bought some flowery fairy light things earlier

    and decided to put them up around my bedroom, but I'm quite short so it is a real struggle for me to be able to reach the panel going across the wall that I intend to hang them from. It doesn't help that they keep falling down, and right now I'm just sitting here on the floor in...
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Had sex with Chuck Norris,

    TOTALLY WORTH IT
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    We've got melons and berries,

    Bananas and plums, Peaches and cherries... Carrots and nuts? Yes it still is very Sexy, no ifs, ands or buts. :)
    RoadPoet RoadPoet 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    Rick Astley's never gonna: A) give you up B)

    let you down C) run around and desert you D) make you cry E) say goodbye F) tell a lie and hurt you G) All of the above
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2014

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    I find humor and amusement in every aspect of

    life, even the mundane. I am in love with laughter and curiosity and my expressions come worth quite easily.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 1

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    I just saw a guy wearing a tee shirt

    that read "I cry when ugly people hold me". I wonder how he gets on when he holds himself???? O.o
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 5

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    If you're ever having trouble with a *****,

    this is where you go to...
    ZeeZombie ZeeZombie 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 7

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    I was eavesdropping on this group of Chinese

    people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 3

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    A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over,

    luckily the cop left with only a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    This Just In Well, it’s

    that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 7, 2014

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    When you play with your cat

    and it doesn't realize that it is not a real hunt.
    BeautifulDemon BeautifulDemon 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 7

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    You literally just have to stare at me

    and I will start laughing. It's a problem.
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31, 2014

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    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    Yeah, a blessing in disguise.

    Bored less often.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 16

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    LSD will take you for a ride.

    Slowly to the mountaintop and a fast fall down the other side. Colours quickly come into sight. With red, amber, white and bright flashing blue lights. Animals appear and tornadoes are near. Your focal point moves swiftly from there to here. Low Sulphur Diesel is...
    RoadPoet RoadPoet 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    Chick Norris does not know

    where you live but he knows where you will die
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 26, 2014

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    I amuse myself with a little help from my

    friends. Friends are special :)
    Hummingbird100 Hummingbird100 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    I like to laugh a lot to cover up how sad I am

    so even if it's not funny, I'm going to laugh anyway
    felicitydunlap felicitydunlap 13-15, F Jul 6

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    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Honestly i get amused at the simplest little

    things. Some people take that for granted.
    LoveMeNow2002 LoveMeNow2002 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    Some people got up an did the whip in the

    middle of class. I fell out of my chair laughing. I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.
    aprisonerofazkaban aprisonerofazkaban 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 29

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    Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The

    machine confessed everything
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    JiggyIndiii JiggyIndiii 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    A lot of the people and what they post on here

    is amusement enough to me honestly.
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I didn't like my beard at first.

    .. Then it grew on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 6 Responses Oct 7, 2014

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    Just a mother cow looking

    after her young calf
    ZeeZombie ZeeZombie 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    So I was patting my belly,

    saying I needed to go work it off.. and I look over at my brother-in-law and busted out laughing. He was looking at my belly like "what needs to be worked off?!" It was thee most hilarious look! I didn't even realize he actually heard me because he was silent, so that made it...
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 Aug 9

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    A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during

    a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    Some people are so poor,

    all they have is money..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 3 Responses Feb 27

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