people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
for leakage every morning and whenever i parked for too long for work.. so this week, i found out that there was a leakage but not my engine oil, it was my break oil.. somebody cut it off.. hahaha.. so you should take a peak before you drive.. it could save yr life.. :)
!! I love her to death !!! Break her heart ? I'll break your face !! We would do anything for each other ... We are both girls too and it feels amazing BC it feels like were lovers !!! I just lover my best friend !!❤️💯
It don't take much, I log in and see some of the most bullshit orientated sob stories known to man kind - you know the ones "Oh boo hoo I've had to make up an eating disorder to get more sympathy, or pretend a loved ones ill, or my personal fav... I want to die and I need to...
“Iceberg” became your fan”
Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day.
Some of the men...
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
It's an agreement
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
The confusion of one man
he wants for dinner
He smiles and says " you know what I want "
Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing
Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail
" ha ha what are you doing ? "
"Warming up you dinner :) "
.., don't blame me for what you're about to read. You're the one that clicked here to see it. It is a bit of an intriguing title though..., isn't it ?
Of course it is. It doesn't even matter that it's the perfect title. I mean, hell...., I'm drinking Rum (3rd drink so far) right...
understatement. Take for example the best show on earth.... The Airport! Nowhere on earth can you get a hodgepodge of madness in one place all free of charge.
Take for example the "so called" high dollar business man who thinks his deal is going to net him millions of...