I Am Easily Amused

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed fifty people then the grenade exploded
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    Sep 26, 2014

    Rabbit: "tigger! gopher!

    what are you doing now?" Gopher: "what's it look like we're doing? we're putting the roof on the garage." Rabbit: "yes. but shouldn't you BUILD the garage first?" Gopher: "by dinghy! I knew we forgot something."
    Funkystronglover Funkystronglover
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 28
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 27, 2014

    I was just watching the kids in the park

    playing frisbee when as it glided through the sky I wondered why it looked bigger and bigger ........ Then it hit me ...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 2, 2014

    I laugh at almost everything,

    so don't worry about feeling like you're boring me or something because I can assure you, I'm amused.
    IExistForYou IExistForYou
    18-21, F
    Mar 12
    xXOldManXx xXOldManXx
    66-70, T
    6 Responses Mar 15

    You literally just have to stare at me

    and I will start laughing. It's a problem.
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Aug 31, 2014

    Rick Astley's never gonna: A) give you up B)

    let you down C) run around and desert you D) make you cry E) say goodbye F) tell a lie and hurt you G) All of the above
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2014

    A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over,

    luckily the cop left with only a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Oct 13, 2014

    Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase Hakuna

    Matata, ain't no passing craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem free philosophy, Hakuna matata
    Derik131198 Derik131198
    16-17, M
    Jan 4

    A Small Giggle Here, A Chuckle There, A Newer Meaning To Life...

    It don't take much, I log in and see some of the most bullshit orientated sob stories known to man kind - you know the ones "Oh boo hoo I've had to make up an eating disorder to get more sympathy, or pretend a loved ones ill, or my personal fav... I want to die and I need to...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    15 Responses Nov 27, 2011

    Hey There Big Guy

    “Iceberg” became your fan” Okay. Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day. Some of the men...
    Quintesse Quintesse
    51-55, F
    27 Responses Oct 25, 2011

    Don't you hate when your nose get itchy !

    I bet your nose is itch just thinking about my nose being itchy ! How long can you think about your itchy nose thinking about my itchy nose ? Very nice that your nose is so considerate:) hope I didn't make you have an itchy nose
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    Mar 27

    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

    On the radio, the reporter said the Google car

    was traveling 2 miles an hour when it plowed into a bus, then broke down laughing. I guess we are both easily amused.
    Pleiotropic Pleiotropic
    46-50, M
    Mar 1

    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 25, 2014
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Oct 23, 2014

    Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The

    machine confessed everything
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 29, 2014

    I had a pet goldfish

    who suffered from terrible epilepsy... everytime I took it out of its bowl it would have a seizure, the poor thing
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 20, 2015

    I am amused looking at baldly cover his

    hairless skull under a funny pohneey hat!! haha haha haha haha hihihihihihi hohohoho !! where my rosemary goes! love grows.. endlessly
    thewindofnavajos thewindofnavajos
    41-45, F
    Nov 18, 2015
    Thisis4fun Thisis4fun
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 19

    Just watched a buzzfeed video on Facebook of

    teenagers about 16-19 (possibly even 20) being handed a bunch of flip phones from the early 2000s. I must say their reactions are fantastic and I remember those phones. Ahh I feel old now.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Aug 10, 2015

    You remember Weebles?

    They wobble but don't fall down? I put one under my moms car tire and when she backed out of the driveway that motherf'er fell down. Take that Weeble!!
    Onewithone Onewithone
    46-50, M
    Oct 28, 2015

    Chick Norris does not know

    where you live but he knows where you will die
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Sep 26, 2014

    This Just In Well, it’s

    that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
    Quintesse Quintesse
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Nov 7, 2014

    I changed my password to incorrect,

    that way every time I forget it it reminds me "Your password is incorrect"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 5, 2015

    I once had a dream that Bill Murray

    and I had romantic feelings for each other. Best dream ever.
    thisisnotanexit thisisnotanexit
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 3

    In real life, Names can do nothing much to

    amuse me. Faces? hmm..very rare On EP, Some Usernames and their Avatars... LMAO Do you like to change your real name to EP user names? lol A few names are very inspiring,too!
    whyacinth whyacinth
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 16

    I was eavesdropping on this group of Chinese

    people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jan 3, 2015

    Kurt Cobain talking about the show "Davey

    and Goliath": (in high pitched voice): "First, I'm going to take him up the hill and tie him to a tree and tar and feather him." (In normal voice): "That was evil! That wasn't Christian at all."
    Funkystronglover Funkystronglover
    18-21, M
    Nov 8, 2015

    Wonderfully described definitions

    😄 CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 9, 2015

    Just amused myself by purchasing an expensive

    air ticket based on 2-3 days of decision-making process (because the trip itself is kinda short) All in the name of love! :) And they say that money you can earn back. But time...time waits for no man or woman. Can't help but think about all that money though...hmm haha
    littlemisslight littlemisslight
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 19

    I just saw a guy wearing a tee shirt

    that read "I cry when ugly people hold me". I wonder how he gets on when he holds himself???? O.o
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Feb 5, 2015

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off is great.

    But my favorite part is the parade. I honestly could watch it on repeat.
    lexrae lexrae
    13-15, F
    Mar 1

    Seinfeld: Helloooooo!

    Episode: the voice.
    Funkystronglover Funkystronglover
    18-21, M
    1 Response Oct 27, 2015

    I was in English class

    and was so bored I started laughing at a bug stuck in the light. the class looked at me like I was crazy and just pointed to the bug
    Cierra4455 Cierra4455
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 29, 2015
    Quiettimeplease Quiettimeplease
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Feb 6, 2015

    I start laughing or smiling at something I

    randomly remember, and people think I am nuts. Oh well, that's just how I am :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Nov 8, 2015

    Ok husband comes home from work Wife asks what

    he wants for dinner He smiles and says " you know what I want " Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail " ha ha what are you doing ? " "Warming up you dinner :) "
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 3, 2015

    I found this on facebook .

    ..It came from Only In Australia ...😅😉LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😆😂😆😂😆😂😅
    BSTisapain BSTisapain
    46-50, F
    Apr 16
    sweetbaby43 sweetbaby43
    16-17, T
    Mar 25

    When you play with your cat

    and it doesn't realize that it is not a real hunt.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 7, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 10, 2015

    yet another reason I should not be left to my

    own devices.. currently eating that ben and jerry's maple tree ice cream for breakfast. Somebody come stop me.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 8, 2015

    I laugh at everything

    and that includes things that I probably shouldn't find funny. It has caused a lot of problems and quite a few visits to the guidance councilor. My teachers are worried.
    OperaFantasma OperaFantasma
    13-15, F
    Jan 8

    A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during

    a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Oct 13, 2014

    Very easily tickled and

    once I start to giggle I find it hard to control , but I only laugh with people , never at them .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 13, 2015

    Apparently most everyone trusts me,

    with their secrets and their damn insanity and yet, I trust very, very few people.
    Handyman25 Handyman25
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jan 26

    I was reading the paper

    when this headline jumps out at me: "Believe you're healthy and live longer." I am healthy. I am healthy. I am healthy. *stuffs face with a double cheeseburger*
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 4

    The Metoo app notifies you

    if you respond to yourself. ????
    Handyman25 Handyman25
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Nov 20, 2015

    Some people are so poor,

    all they have is money..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i
    70+, M
    1 Response Feb 27, 2015

    I didn't like my beard at first.

    .. Then it grew on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    31-35, M
    6 Responses Oct 7, 2014

    I'm just going through some paperwork

    and noticed one of the signatories was named "Harshit." LOL this is Harshit!!!
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 7

    Absolutely loved this one: If someone you

    love leaves you, let them go.. If they come back it means no one else wanted them.. Let them go again.
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    11 Responses Dec 20, 2014

    Had sex with Chuck Norris,

    TOTALLY WORTH IT
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Oct 8, 2014

    This site is comical sometimes.

    I'm gonna miss the drama
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 9

    I think I made a mistake getting this.

    .. Considering my first 2 messages were from a adult in a diaper and a geek who loves skunks... Wtf 😖
    AristoLozan AristoLozan
    18-21, F
    17 Responses May 9, 2015

    I have simple needs and simple pleasures,

    all I need is a reason to laugh or a person to laugh with, and you'll have me on the floor gasping for air.
    TheUnseenSameIsTheTbfhest TheUnseenSameIsTheTbfhest
    22-25, T
    Jan 16
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