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    Today I was. I was coming home from school

    with my sister and in the car in front of us on its back shelf there was a dancing flower. Its stem moved side and its leaves moved up and down. It was cute and it amused me.
    Lilyflower00 Lilyflower00 13-15, F Apr 21

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    A sarcastic person has a superiority complex

    that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. – Anonymous
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Mar 5

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    Ok husband comes home from work Wife asks what

    he wants for dinner He smiles and says " you know what I want " Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail " ha ha what are you doing ? " "Warming up you dinner :) "
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 3

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    Never thought I would debate martial arts with

    my broseph. xP He thinks it's stupid. Lil sis is going to learn a martial art as soon as the bank account allows it. (:
    astrokitty4341 astrokitty4341 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 19

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    Warning: Contains cucumbers.

    And squirting. "One or two plants, with SPLENDID INDEPENDENCE, seek no help from anything animate or inanimate. They distribute their seeds using entirely their own forces. The little Mediterranean Squirting Cucumber, as it ripens, fills with slimy juice. Eventually, the...
    LuxThePoet LuxThePoet 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    upextraolives upextraolives 46-50, F 5 Responses Apr 7

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    Rambling With Rum Well.

    .., don't blame me for what you're about to read. You're the one that clicked here to see it. It is a bit of an intriguing title though..., isn't it ? Of course it is. It doesn't even matter that it's the perfect title. I mean, hell...., I'm drinking Rum (3rd drink so far) right...
    TheHiker TheHiker 41-45, M 4 Responses Mar 16

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    Hey There Big Guy

    “Iceberg” became your fan” Okay. Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day. Some of the men...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 29 Responses Oct 25, 2011

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    Chuck Norris likes his meat

    so rare he only eats unicorns
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    I don't understand people

    who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body? Jarod Kintz
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    Don't se.xt right after breakup,

    go and have the real one.. you'll be call a cheater either way.
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over,

    luckily the cop left with only a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    A Small Giggle Here, A Chuckle There, A Newer Meaning To Life...

    It don't take much, I log in and see some of the most bullshit orientated sob stories known to man kind - you know the ones "Oh boo hoo I've had to make up an eating disorder to get more sympathy, or pretend a loved ones ill, or my personal fav... I want to die and I need to...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 13 Responses Nov 27, 2011

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    MASTER SEEKING SLAVE!

    ANY LADIES INTERESTED?ANY LADIES WANNA TEXT?MUST BE COMPLETELY SUBMISSIVE 24/7 MUST LIVE IN THE USA 18 AND OLDER DISTANCE IS NO ISSUE!!
    Sexytexan18 Sexytexan18 26-30, M Mar 16

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    you know how ladies and kids love to put "XOXO"

    at the end of the message? so X for hugs and O for kisses? or X for kisses and O for hugs? how abt XXX? if there's XXX,then they must hve OOO? no?
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M Mar 20

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    What is the difference between a tire

    and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Mar 19

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Absolutely loved this one: If someone you

    love leaves you, let them go.. If they come back it means no one else wanted them.. Let them go again.
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 20, 2014

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    I was making a dish that requires eggs

    and when I peeled them after boiling them, the bowl I put them in was wet. I picked up the bowl to take the eggs from the sink to the table and they started sliding around the bowl. I thought it was hilarious and just the best thing ever. My stomach hurt because I was laughing...
    StillFlawless StillFlawless 13-15, F Apr 5

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 7 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    EPAllie became rather shy lately.

    She contacted me twice now but doesn't have the courage to actually say anything...
    Gentle153Old Gentle153Old 26-30, M 4 Responses Apr 14

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    I have the best friend ever !

    !! I love her to death !!! Break her heart ? I'll break your face !! We would do anything for each other ... We are both girls too and it feels amazing BC it feels like were lovers !!! I just lover my best friend !!❤️💯
    staywithme1 staywithme1 13-15, F Mar 8

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    I was read and found a list of insults.

    This made me laugh.. Useless as the "g" in lasagna...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Mar 8

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    Sorry .. Not tonight honey ;) I showed this to

    my hubby and he said hey that's you.. Boooo!! I ain't like that.. Well not all the time :)
    NatCat84 NatCat84 31-35, F 6 Responses Mar 16

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    I was just watching the kids in the park

    playing frisbee when as it glided through the sky I wondered why it looked bigger and bigger ........ Then it hit me ...
    zuese zuese 46-50, M Dec 2, 2014

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    I was eavesdropping on this group of Chinese

    people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 3

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    Perhaps too easily amused?

    Today I found an old toy (Weazel Ball) and I turned it on around noon and just watched it run around until about 1:30. I only had to stop because of lunchtime. If not for that, i'd probably STILL be watching it go!
    xKaix xKaix 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 12

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    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed fifty people then the grenade exploded
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F Sep 26, 2014

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    How Women Think FINE This is the word women

    use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 20

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    zuese zuese 46-50, M Apr 10

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    Had sex with Chuck Norris,

    TOTALLY WORTH IT
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    Oh I love will ferrel

    and this pic is just great !!! Hahah!! :) Enjoy ya mornin, day, or evening
    NatCat84 NatCat84 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 16

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    Watching people on the beach to jazzy music can

    be quite fun, had a wonderful time on Mt. Irvine beach the last day of Tobago Jazz Experience :)
    justadoode2244 justadoode2244 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Chuck Norris is the only person

    who owns TWO birthday suits.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    You know, it's always great to sit

    and have a great sandwich. Life is good when you have a good sandwich.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    Wonderfully described definitions

    😄 CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 9

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    Some people are so poor,

    all they have is money..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 3 Responses Feb 27

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    I say no to alcohol,

    but it doesn't listen.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Mar 22

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    Portal 2 completes me.

    What a fantasy world of such intelligence and utter frustration when you keep dropping cubes and your *** through the ground and popping up in random and completely useless spaces.
    aquakimy aquakimy 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 2

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    Rick Astley's never gonna: A) give you up B)

    let you down C) run around and desert you D) make you cry E) say goodbye F) tell a lie and hurt you G) All of the above
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 11, 2014

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    You literally just have to stare at me

    and I will start laughing. It's a problem.
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31, 2014

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