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    yet another reason I should not be left to my

    own devices.. currently eating that ben and jerry's maple tree ice cream for breakfast. Somebody come stop me.
    elastrella elastrella 16-17, F 4 Responses May 8

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    You literally just have to stare at me

    and I will start laughing. It's a problem.
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31, 2014

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    LSD will take you for a ride.

    Slowly to the mountaintop and a fast fall down the other side. Colours quickly come into sight. With red, amber, white and bright flashing blue lights. Animals appear and tornadoes are near. Your focal point moves swiftly from there to here. Low Sulphur Diesel is...
    RoadPoet RoadPoet 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    Have you ever clicked on the "people" option

    here? I just did and it says "meet people like you" and gives recommendations. San Francisco, we have a problem. Following are some of the featured experiences of the people EP recommends for me: - I want you to watch me u$E your wife - I need a strong man to keep me in...
    SavannahAnsley SavannahAnsley 41-45, F 12 Responses Jul 20

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    This Just In Well, it’s

    that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 7, 2014

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    It doesn't take much to distract me

    or to capture my attention.
    Bubblepop8yobro Bubblepop8yobro 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 21

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    jessica248 jessica248 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 7

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed fifty people then the grenade exploded
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F Sep 26, 2014

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    A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during

    a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    Someone messaged me so I checked out their

    profile and saw an experience where she said every man she's ever met was a dog (yet she knows they're not all the same πŸ˜’), and I'm like, why message me then?
    waterman95 waterman95 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    We've got melons and berries,

    Bananas and plums, Peaches and cherries... Carrots and nuts? Yes it still is very Sexy, no ifs, ands or buts. :)
    RoadPoet RoadPoet 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    Rick Astley's never gonna: A) give you up B)

    let you down C) run around and desert you D) make you cry E) say goodbye F) tell a lie and hurt you G) All of the above
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2014

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    A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over,

    luckily the cop left with only a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    JiggyIndiii JiggyIndiii 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    My brother has a friend round (they're twelve)

    and they are trying to make sandwiches. I just walked in on them mashing up cheese and onion crisps and putting them in bread alongside humous, tuna and margarine... For some reason I can't stop laughing at this.
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    I swear I just saw an experience

    where someone said "acceptation". They meant to say exception. :P
    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M Jul 10

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    Quiettimeplease Quiettimeplease 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 6

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    I find humor and amusement in every aspect of

    life, even the mundane. I am in love with laughter and curiosity and my expressions come worth quite easily.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 1

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    Never fails to amuse me how my kids call to say,

    "Hello Dad, how are you? Thought I'd see how you're keeping". Then before you answer they say, "That's great, can I trouble you for some money?" The joys of parenthood!
    Shelbyfun Shelbyfun 51-55 1 Response Jul 9

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    I know India offers other jobs besides trying

    to scam people out of their hard-earned money. But hey, if you want to keep calling my husband, he can kill 10 minutes of your life for you! ;) xD
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 4 days ago

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    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    Chick Norris does not know

    where you live but he knows where you will die
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 26, 2014

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    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    That moment when you hear a thumping like

    someone is lightly banging on your door... and then you realize you left your dad in the basement with the punching bag. lmbo xD
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 1 Response Jul 12

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    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    I was just watching the kids in the park

    playing frisbee when as it glided through the sky I wondered why it looked bigger and bigger ........ Then it hit me ...
    zuese zuese 46-50, M Dec 2, 2014

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    You may not be human

    but you have more humanity than most people on this planet. I said this to: - my alien - my ghost - my dog Take a guess?
    MsAnnieMack MsAnnieMack 46-50, F 10 Responses Jun 5

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    A lot of the people and what they post on here

    is amusement enough to me honestly.
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I amuse myself with a little help from my

    friends. Friends are special :)
    Hummingbird100 Hummingbird100 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    If you're around me and I'm sad,

    it'll take me two seconds and I'll be all bright and cheery.
    Tweakz Tweakz 26-30, F Jul 10

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    I was eavesdropping on this group of Chinese

    people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 3

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    When you play with your cat

    and it doesn't realize that it is not a real hunt.
    BeautifulDemon BeautifulDemon 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 7

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    Absolutely loved this one: If someone you

    love leaves you, let them go.. If they come back it means no one else wanted them.. Let them go again.
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 10 Responses Dec 20, 2014

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    I like to laugh a lot to cover up how sad I am

    so even if it's not funny, I'm going to laugh anyway
    felicitydunlap felicitydunlap 13-15, F Jul 6

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    Had sex with Chuck Norris,

    TOTALLY WORTH IT
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Aug 5

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    Ok husband comes home from work Wife asks what

    he wants for dinner He smiles and says " you know what I want " Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail " ha ha what are you doing ? " "Warming up you dinner :) "
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 3

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    Just watched a buzzfeed video on Facebook of

    teenagers about 16-19 (possibly even 20) being handed a bunch of flip phones from the early 2000s. I must say their reactions are fantastic and I remember those phones. Ahh I feel old now.
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 10

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Hahahaha - my God, 21 hearts

    for mentioning the word "panties"...oh please people, can we up the game in here?
    MsAnnieMack MsAnnieMack 46-50, F 12 Responses Jun 4

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    So I was patting my belly,

    saying I needed to go work it off.. and I look over at my brother-in-law and busted out laughing. He was looking at my belly like "what needs to be worked off?!" It was thee most hilarious look! I didn't even realize he actually heard me because he was silent, so that made it...
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 Aug 9

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    Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The

    machine confessed everything
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    If you're ever having trouble with a *****,

    this is where you go to...
    ZeeZombie ZeeZombie 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 7

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    Honestly i get amused at the simplest little

    things. Some people take that for granted.
    LoveMeNow2002 LoveMeNow2002 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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