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    This Just In Well, it’s

    that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 7, 2014

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    Normally when someone tries to start a fight

    with me online I ignore them but when it's late, I'm tired and bored I will seriously finish the fight! lol I won't start one but if you snap at me, I will snap back at ya! It's entraining watching people try to beat me at online arguing when I'm not even trying.
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 30, 2015

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    Apparently most everyone trusts me,

    with their secrets and their damn insanity and yet, I trust very, very few people.
    Handyman25 Handyman25 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    I had a pet goldfish

    who suffered from terrible epilepsy... everytime I took it out of its bowl it would have a seizure, the poor thing
    zuese zuese 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 20, 2015

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    Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase Hakuna

    Matata, ain't no passing craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem free philosophy, Hakuna matata
    Derik131198 Derik131198 16-17, M Jan 4

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    That glorious moment

    when the dude who constantly makes fun of you for putting on shirts inside out and backwards FINALLY gets caught wearing his shirt inside out. The conniption fit that followed will make me smile for days.
    MsJessicaRabbit MsJessicaRabbit 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 27, 2015

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    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Do you guys watch, Come Fly With me?

    That David Walliams is a genius. So funny. I like this one here simply because I love Martin Clunes. http://youtu.be/5uNluaLhXCo
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 7, 2015

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    I was eavesdropping on this group of Chinese

    people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 3, 2015

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    Kurt Cobain talking about the show "Davey

    and Goliath": (in high pitched voice): "First, I'm going to take him up the hill and tie him to a tree and tar and feather him." (In normal voice): "That was evil! That wasn't Christian at all."
    Funkystronglover Funkystronglover 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2015

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    Chick Norris does not know

    where you live but he knows where you will die
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 26, 2014

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    Hey There Big Guy

    “Iceberg” became your fan” Okay. Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day. Some of the men...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 28 Responses Oct 25, 2011

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    Absolutely loved this one: If someone you

    love leaves you, let them go.. If they come back it means no one else wanted them.. Let them go again.
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 12 Responses Dec 20, 2014

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    yet another reason I should not be left to my

    own devices.. currently eating that ben and jerry's maple tree ice cream for breakfast. Somebody come stop me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 8, 2015

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    I was in English class

    and was so bored I started laughing at a bug stuck in the light. the class looked at me like I was crazy and just pointed to the bug
    Cierra4455 Cierra4455 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2015

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed fifty people then the grenade exploded
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F Sep 26, 2014

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    I didn't like my beard at first.

    .. Then it grew on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 6 Responses Oct 7, 2014

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    Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The

    machine confessed everything
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    A Small Giggle Here, A Chuckle There, A Newer Meaning To Life...

    It don't take much, I log in and see some of the most bullshit orientated sob stories known to man kind - you know the ones "Oh boo hoo I've had to make up an eating disorder to get more sympathy, or pretend a loved ones ill, or my personal fav... I want to die and I need to...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 15 Responses Nov 27, 2011

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    I just saw a guy wearing a tee shirt

    that read "I cry when ugly people hold me". I wonder how he gets on when he holds himself???? O.o
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 5, 2015

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    "...maybe the life of your life will soon be

    standing on your doorstep." Boy. I can't wait for the life of my life to show up on my door.
    MsJessicaRabbit MsJessicaRabbit 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2015

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    I think it's funny to think of unconventional

    ways to fall in love. Like falling for the pizza delivery guy Falling for a telemarketer umm add more if you can think of any haha
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 27, 2015

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    I been running around my apartment screamin at

    the top of my lungs for 3 hours straight now. I bet my neighbors are pissedddddddddd xD
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 30, 2015

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    When you play with your cat

    and it doesn't realize that it is not a real hunt.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Aug 7, 2015

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    I changed my password to incorrect,

    that way every time I forget it it reminds me "Your password is incorrect"
    zuese zuese 46-50, M 4 Responses Nov 5, 2015

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    Shantyyy Shantyyy 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    umarjaved umarjaved 26-30, M Oct 26, 2015

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    Quiettimeplease Quiettimeplease 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 6, 2015

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    I have simple needs and simple pleasures,

    all I need is a reason to laugh or a person to laugh with, and you'll have me on the floor gasping for air.
    GoSameUrSelf GoSameUrSelf 18-21, T Jan 16

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    I laugh at everything

    and that includes things that I probably shouldn't find funny. It has caused a lot of problems and quite a few visits to the guidance councilor. My teachers are worried.
    OperaFantasma OperaFantasma 13-15, F Jan 8

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    You may not be human

    but you have more humanity than most people on this planet. I said this to: - my alien - my ghost - my dog Take a guess?
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 10 Responses Jun 5, 2015

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over,

    luckily the cop left with only a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during

    a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    Trying to find another earth.

    ............ https://youtu.be/u9A_HSO1TnA
    AlisynWonderland AlisynWonderland 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 16, 2015

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    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    I pass time by pretending like I'm studying

    and looking at "that side of YouTube"
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2015

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    I think I made a mistake getting this.

    .. Considering my first 2 messages were from a adult in a diaper and a geek who loves skunks... Wtf 😖
    AristoLozan AristoLozan 18-21, F 21 Responses May 9, 2015

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    I recorded a spider spinning a web

    and it was the most fascinating thing I had seen all day. Easily amused. She looked she was dancing salsa. True Story.
    SugarPlumDreams SugarPlumDreams 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 4, 2015

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 27, 2014

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    I start laughing or smiling at something I

    randomly remember, and people think I am nuts. Oh well, that's just how I am :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 8, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 30, 2015

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    You remember Weebles?

    They wobble but don't fall down? I put one under my moms car tire and when she backed out of the driveway that motherf'er fell down. Take that Weeble!!
    Onewithone Onewithone 46-50, M Oct 28, 2015

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    Ok husband comes home from work Wife asks what

    he wants for dinner He smiles and says " you know what I want " Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail " ha ha what are you doing ? " "Warming up you dinner :) "
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 3, 2015

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    Just watched a buzzfeed video on Facebook of

    teenagers about 16-19 (possibly even 20) being handed a bunch of flip phones from the early 2000s. I must say their reactions are fantastic and I remember those phones. Ahh I feel old now.
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 10, 2015

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