Slowly to the mountaintop and a fast fall down the other side.
Colours quickly come into sight. With red, amber, white and bright flashing blue lights.
Animals appear and tornadoes are near. Your focal point moves swiftly from there to here.
Low Sulphur Diesel is...
here? I just did and it says "meet people like you" and gives recommendations.
San Francisco, we have a problem. Following are some of the featured experiences of the people EP recommends for me:
- I want you to watch me u$E your wife
- I need a strong man to keep me in...
that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
and they are trying to make sandwiches. I just walked in on them mashing up cheese and onion crisps and putting them in bread alongside humous, tuna and margarine... For some reason I can't stop laughing at this.
people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
he wants for dinner
He smiles and says " you know what I want "
Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing
Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail
" ha ha what are you doing ? "
"Warming up you dinner :) "
saying I needed to go work it off.. and I look over at my brother-in-law and busted out laughing. He was looking at my belly like "what needs to be worked off?!" It was thee most hilarious look! I didn't even realize he actually heard me because he was silent, so that made it...