people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
.., don't blame me for what you're about to read. You're the one that clicked here to see it. It is a bit of an intriguing title though..., isn't it ?
Of course it is. It doesn't even matter that it's the perfect title. I mean, hell...., I'm drinking Rum (3rd drink so far) right...
"One or two plants, with SPLENDID INDEPENDENCE, seek no help from anything animate or inanimate. They distribute their seeds using entirely their own forces. The little Mediterranean Squirting Cucumber, as it ripens, fills with slimy juice. Eventually, the...
!! I love her to death !!! Break her heart ? I'll break your face !! We would do anything for each other ... We are both girls too and it feels amazing BC it feels like were lovers !!! I just lover my best friend !!❤️💯
“Iceberg” became your fan”
Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day.
Some of the men...
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
It's an agreement
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
The confusion of one man
the mic down at the karaoke. Better yet sing really difficult songs like Bohemian Rhapsody and most recently, Uptown Funk :-D
So much fun. I can bloody well scream in tune, too! Ha ha
The fun is in being able to make a fool of yourself and laugh at yourself and not give a damn...
and when I peeled them after boiling them, the bowl I put them in was wet. I picked up the bowl to take the eggs from the sink to the table and they started sliding around the bowl. I thought it was hilarious and just the best thing ever. My stomach hurt because I was laughing...
he wants for dinner
He smiles and says " you know what I want "
Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing
Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail
" ha ha what are you doing ? "
"Warming up you dinner :) "
use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is...