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    In England we have the Turner Prize

    for conceptual and avante-garde art (it's almost entirely pretentious rubbish) but I read in today's paper that here in the West Country we also have the Turnip Prize, displayed and presented in a small pub in Somerset. One of the entrants this year is the Hollywood film star...
    Wyesman Wyesman 70+, M 3 Responses Dec 1

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    I was just watching the kids in the park

    playing frisbee when as it glided through the sky I wondered why it looked bigger and bigger ........ Then it hit me ...
    zuese zuese 46-50, M Dec 2

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    Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The

    machine confessed everything
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29

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      I am Doctor Peeter Lobrain I is

    doctor of wooman parts The mosse professional in my field ... Or yard fer that mater If you is a wooman and in need of yer parts looked see'ed I is the man fer the job I have all the mosse advance stuff too When you visit my office you will find ever thang mosse profess nul...
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 1

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    If one person says one thing I'm already

    laughing so hard instantly
    angelanna21 angelanna21 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 16

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    If I get 20+ comments on this one I'll post

    something unexpected here's a hint
    DaggerPaw DaggerPaw 13-15, M 14 Responses Dec 9

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    Chuck Norris killed an army of 5000 with 2

    shots. And the first shot was a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    Rick Astley's never gonna: A) give you up B)

    let you down C) run around and desert you D) make you cry E) say goodbye F) tell a lie and hurt you G) All of the above
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 11

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    This Just In Well, it’s

    that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 7

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed fifty people then the grenade exploded
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    I could watch someone do bad jokes

    and laugh as if it was gut busting
    metalchick18 metalchick18 18-21, F Oct 27

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 7 Responses Oct 23

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    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25

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    I had to turn a paper due to last Friday,

    but the teacher decided not to come to class, so a student saved all our papers on a folder to give them to him, but today when the teacher comes to class, SHE decides to not grace us with her presence. Our papers? Um...
    MyGuardianAngel MyGuardianAngel 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 31

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    DaggerPaw DaggerPaw 13-15, M Dec 7

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    My old account got banned

    so anyone who was friends add me back Erenmaster
    Erenmaster1 Erenmaster1 18-21, M Nov 11

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    Hey There Big Guy

    “Iceberg” became your fan” Okay. Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day. Some of the men...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 29 Responses Oct 25, 2011

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    Had sex with Chuck Norris,

    TOTALLY WORTH IT
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 8

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    Someone tell me a joke PWEEEZ!

    Really need a laugh
    AshCakes AshCakes 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 24

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    I don't know why but really corny jokes

    that aren't suppose it make you laugh make me laugh. ALot
    RogerThat1108 RogerThat1108 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 1

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 30

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    snoopybowl snoopybowl 36-40, M 6 Responses Dec 3

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    If I hear raucous laughing,

    that makes me wanna laugh.
    Lovethebump Lovethebump 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 16

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    I didn't like my beard at first.

    .. Then it grew on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 7 Responses Oct 7

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    Chuck Norris likes his meat

    so rare he only eats unicorns
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 25

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    You literally just have to stare at me

    and I will start laughing. It's a problem.
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31

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    DaggerPaw DaggerPaw 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 9

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    Conversation With My Husband This

    Morning: Me: So ... you know what sucks? Hubby: Vacuum cleaners? Me: Living where the air hurts my face! Hubby: Only for a few more days. Me: You mean we're moving to Hawaii??? ... *getting ready to do a happy dance* ... Hubby: You are, I'm sending you, there...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 11 Responses Mar 3

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    I am seriously amused by the smallest things!

    ! Sometimes I'm just amused by a lizard on my window!!
    catho catho 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 24

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    What can I say really,

    I find the irony in every little thing in life quite amusing. Even the irony I face, it can be something wondrous all the same when you come across it.
    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    You can meet the most interesting people

    if you just look up and have a positive demeanor. Just today I met a cute old lady who called smoking recharging her batteries. It is nice to see such friendly and outgoing unique individuals.
    KristyGoesRoar KristyGoesRoar 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 15

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    The older episodes of spongebob lmao,

    the sights, sounds, and faces and just the way it all happens lmao greatest show ever!!!!!
    MTBlake33 MTBlake33 22-25, M Oct 15

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over,

    luckily the cop left with only a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 13

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    Ok so my last post got like 11

    or 12 out of 20 well good enough. So on this post you guys vote on a number 1-14 and I'll post an ecchi pic that is one of the 14 I have lined up they can be really ecchi or adorablely not, for those who don't know ecchi is a type of anime that is highly suggestive yet not dirty...
    DaggerPaw DaggerPaw 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 9

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    I get amused but the smallest

    and most ridiculous of things. Sometimes I can just have a balloon and bounce it around for hours. Or if I see squirrels running around a tree I stop to watch until I can't see them anymore. I enjoy those things :P
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 20

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    Absolutely loved this one: If someone you

    love leaves you, let them go.. If they come back it means no one else wanted them.. Let them go again.
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 13 Responses 5 days ago

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    It doesn't take much jingling keys,

    a cardboard box, a laser pointer, my tail........
    DaggerPaw DaggerPaw 13-15, M Dec 7

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    A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during

    a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 13

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    PieBombs PieBombs 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 21

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    I am easily amused - right

    now I am glad that my day is over and I can relax and read some and write some stories. I am lucky to have nice place to live and a lap top computer to write stories with. I am very lucky to have a good home and a good family. I am very lucky to have friends that care about me...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 1 Response Nov 24

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    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 28

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    Chuck Norris is the only person

    who owns TWO birthday suits.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    Chick Norris does not know

    where you live but he knows where you will die
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 26

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    I'm surprised how often guys hit on you through

    here and don't even know what you look like. :P
    zelda593 zelda593 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 14

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    I laugh at everything .

    someone can say the word unibrow and I will crack up like no tomorrow. lmao
    oliviatt oliviatt 16-17, F Nov 20

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