Post

I Am Easily Amused

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 6,580 People

    The Tunnel Pratt

    After months of scheming and planning I decided to tunnel my way out of England.After two days of digging I was no further than my garden gate.After two months of digging the roof rafters were packed with soil to breaking point and rooms almost filled near to ceiling height.After...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 1 Response May 4, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I was thinking...Are the guys in Daft Punk the

    original people? Or they really like the Dread Pirate Roberts, handing down the name to the next person? The original Daft Punk is probably relaxing on a tropical island somewhere..
    djtiger djtiger 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 4 Responses Mar 9

    Your Response

    Cancel

    And It's A Very Good Thing

    Yep I've had a big smile on my face all day and have no idea why...and that's the beauty of it...I'd bottle this and save it if I could....My Dad had that ability so maybe it's my good luck to have some of those genes.He lived to be 90 and in my last memory of him his face lit up...
    frito414 frito414 56-60, F 15 Responses Jan 17, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Rock Throwing and Car Honking.

    being a broke college students, my friends and i would do anything to pass to the time in a cheap, fun way. more specifically, we make up drinking games that require nothing to be purchased so that we can spend the maximum amount of money on booze. one of our favorite pass...
    lazyker lazyker 21-25, F 1 Response Jun 22, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Bodge The Builder?

    When God built the Universe, just one question!"How the Hell did he get planning permission?"
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 17, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Postal Preferences

    "I just have to run into the post office." "I'm going to swing by the post office at lunch." "I just have to drop something off at the post office." That's what people say, but it doesn't always work out way. It didn't really work out that way for me today, so I found a way to...
    Quintesse Quintesse 46-50, F 22 Responses Mar 3, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Heart Attack And The Blow Job

    A shrewd and calculating gent one day, decided to exploit the inexperience of a young nurse. He went to his local A&E department at the local hospital, walked in, saw two young trainee nurses and waited for the appropriate moment, stood up, grasped his chest and collapsed to...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 26, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Just went Thru a breakup with a military guy,

    but now that I've gotten a taste of military men, it's all I think I'll be interested once over this **** 👍
    iceaangel iceaangel 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 14

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Cold Caller - The Black Box Tango

    True story about those irritating cold callers from off shore Call Centres, I just had another about PPI and claiming back bank charges from your Bank, that reminded me of this. Normally I would just hang up on these idiots, but I have found a new sport I call "Cold Caller...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 3 Responses Sep 1, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I'm probably the most backwards person this

    side of the Mason Dixon line, so good luck if you want to get to know me.
    OneDamnMegis OneDamnMegis 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 5, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The Fetish Party

    Got invited to a fetish party once. Not knowing this type of scene, thought cheap and cheerful and went dressed in plastic garbage bags and bin liners. Had a great night got very drunk and passed out. Woke up next day on a rubbish tip. Just been invited to local Church Hymn...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M Mar 28, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    It Is Easy to Amuse Me

    Send me an email, Say that I look nice Give me a flower Say something stupid Tell me a joke When a stranger says Hi When someone blushes When I see a kid playing   I'm happy for the next hour!
    linda linda 21-25, F 3 Responses Nov 3, 2006

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Ha!

    Hahahaha! Ha. Heh. Hahahahaha! What? The thought of being easily amused amuses me, what's it to you? ;) And what is that funny picture that this Experience group has? Is it a smile? With a cigarette? Or a safety fish hook? What ever it is, it's great! And right...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo 31-35, M 6 Responses Jun 12, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Unwanted Salesman

    Tip of the day on how to get rid of the Doorstep Salesman: Smile politely after listening to their spiel and then introduce them to your `invisible` friend. Should the Salesman be of religious persuasion; Repeat the above introduction and the profusely apologize for you friend...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 21, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 26, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Go From Flat To Fab In Seconds .......

    This is an actual ad that is in a magazine ...... And I quote : The Booty Pop panty features a padded derrière that will add soft curves to flatter your figure where you need it. The non-removable pads are carefully placed to hit the top portion of your backside, transforming a...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 3 Responses Apr 19, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Most Days....

    most days for me..........the freakin' tree outside my window can amuse me for hours on end..... hell right now i am writing this, watching that stupid Guinea pig run across the floor, laughing my *** off........stupid thing. how does it escape from its damn cage ?   ...
    hartleybroken hartleybroken 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 8, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Hey There Big Guy

    “Iceberg” became your fan” Okay. Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day. Some of the men...
    Quintesse Quintesse 46-50, F 30 Responses Oct 25, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The tea was Night Shade Blue everybody

    :{D Brain: o_O...-_-' Night.Shade.Blue ;}D No stop this silly nonsense Brain there are careful children carelessly sleeping in their beds...It's not creepy how I said it -_-'...^_^ Brain: ...What o_O Me: You heard me Magz Brain >_< Brain: -_-' I should've expected this much...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 Feb 15

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Obsessively Naughty.

    It came to mind about a week or so ago that I should develop some kind of obsession/compulsion. This would be an aide to breaking long periods of immobility and promoting a new profound psychological profile; in other words to stop being a boring bastard.After careful...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 7 Responses Aug 21, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I can NEVER EVER clean my room.

    Everytime I start cleaning my room I always find something REALLY cool and then I just become consumed with this particular thing and i just can't do anything else. But when I he bored with said object... I find SOMETHING ELSE to become amused with. I have serious issues and...
    Mtlawren Mtlawren 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    samsam810 samsam810 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 3

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Hello, on my last post EP cut me off

    but I forgive you 'cuz you're awesome regardless ^_^ Brain: Why are you still up >_< Gotta talk about the tea and the 'sweet dreams' and 'sweet tea' made of dreams and transforming colors >_< Brain: The only sound I wanta here from you is... Well no sound -_-' Me: ....Oh...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 Feb 15

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A Small Giggle Here, A Chuckle There, A Newer Meaning To Life...

    It don't take much, I log in and see some of the most bullshit orientated sob stories known to man kind - you know the ones "Oh boo hoo I've had to make up an eating disorder to get more sympathy, or pretend a loved ones ill, or my personal fav... I want to die and I need to...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 8 Responses Nov 27, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Omg okay so have you guys ever prank called

    somebody but instead of saying something, grab a whistle and blow it hella freakin loud through the phone? If not you should try it lol it hurts like a bixtch...okay I'm bored now. Byeee😁
    bulimicbixtch49 bulimicbixtch49 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 11

    Your Response

    Cancel

    It's never a dull moment in my mind.

    My imagination is always active and I let my legs take me on plenty of adventures. I'm rarely bored because I never give up on the countless possibilities that I create.
    InexplicableKy InexplicableKy 18-21, F Jan 21

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I can find the cutest thing in a lot of things

    and totally be hooked on it like a fish on a bait. I once saw a bonsai tree where it was small in a glass jar and no one saw anything special about it but me, i stood there looking at it for hours as it took me to a journey where i wonder how it became a bonsai. Or even Marble i...
    NymNin NymNin 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 22

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I've watched every single icejjfish video.

    Multiple times. Over. And over. And over again.
    Mtlawren Mtlawren 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 3

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Dude... Check out this desk.

    ... There's a little spec. I bet I could roll a penny to lay perfectly on it
    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sometimes I'll get fixated on words

    and laugh. Or simply laugh at my own odd habits :)
    Naty13 Naty13 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 18

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I blew **** up for 4 hours,

    didn't even realize the time I spent doing it.
    NYCParkour NYCParkour 18-21, M Mar 1

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Need a More Refined Sense of Humor.

    I am often a serious person, but I am a giggler. I will giggle anytime, any where, and it drives me - and everyone else - crazy. I must be the only one I know who will be holding back tears of mirth over something funny that happened a month ago that I just remembered...
    overthere14 overthere14 16-18, F 3 Responses Apr 3, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Neanderthal Sex ...

    Neanderthal sex 'boosted health of human race' by improving our immune systems against disease .... BUT .... took tens of thousands of years to develop aspirin for all those clubbing sessions.
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 25, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Love To Laugh

    I will laugh at all of your jokes. even bad ones.  I simply adore being happy.  It is me.  You don't have to work very hard to amuse me and I will indeed appreciate all of your efforts.  
    TKD1 TKD1 46-50, F Nov 9, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Bargaining I really don't think my admission

    of the fact that I am rather easily amused will come as a great surprise to anyone here. What you may not know, however, is that my ability to find humour lays not just in antics on the whiteboards and stories of my fellow E'peeps, but transcends in to pretty much every aspect...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 15 Responses Jan 9

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I've sat and watched ants move in a line

    for fifteen minutes. The time just flew.
    Naxxaras Naxxaras 16-17, F Mar 1

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Definitely!!!

    Just the other day I was sitting at the table and I was hitting a taco bell cup that had maybe an inch of soda left and as I tapped it it would move forward and with the weight of the soda moving inside of the cup it would move forward just a little after I have already moved my...
    LosingIt LosingIt 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 10, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The Fishnet Tights Man

    Strolling down by the river one day and I stopped to watch this guy standing in mid stream swinging his hips slowly in a gyrating circle pattern. After a minute or two he looked over to me sheepishly, sighed and slowly waded to the river bank. As he stepped out of the water I...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M Mar 9, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Right now, before I finish the night with me

    special little homies ^_^ Brain: You mean explore the contents of your blind date and snug with some very lovable chihuahuas while you listen to some relaxing music and drink some relaxing, soothing tea entitled 'sweet dreams' -_-'...^_^ Me: ...Awww I wanted to tell it >_<...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 Feb 15

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The silliest things amuse me

    for example i can watch funny cat vids for hours
    A7Xfan99 A7Xfan99 13-15, M Feb 13

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Conversation With My Husband This

    Morning: Me: So ... you know what sucks? Hubby: Vacuum cleaners? Me: Living where the air hurts my face! Hubby: Only for a few more days. Me: You mean we're moving to Hawaii??? ... *getting ready to do a happy dance* ... Hubby: You are, I'm sending you, there...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 14 Responses Mar 3

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The Bad Joint Experience.

    I smoked a joint !!!I have no cooking skills,The Pot roast ... is now toast.
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 17, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because the sign said "Walk." Yeah, that's all it takes. I'll laugh at the silliest things and I'm glad I'm that way. I'd hate to be one of those people who sees no humor in anything. I can get a chuckle from just about any source. A commercial, a sign on the highway, a random...
    FriendlyBryan FriendlyBryan 41-45, M Feb 24

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Hair elastic and hands: amused Pencil

    and paper: amused Bobby pin and locked door: amused Ect
    MyHeadsUnderWater MyHeadsUnderWater 13-15, F Mar 1

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Yeah... I can be entertained by just about

    anything.. especially cat n dog videos.
    peace82 peace82 26-30, F Apr 11

    Your Response

    Cancel

    (Originally posted on May 7,

    2013) Especially At Night As soon as the sun goes down, my amusement goes up. I can laugh at the dumbest things, and just feel like I can go crazier at night. If I'm with friends, I will do the most random sh!t and laugh a lot. Not that I don't do this in the day, but at night...
    NeonPurple NeonPurple 18-21, F Mar 6

    Your Response

    Cancel

    "Something Pitched"

    A crossword. "Something Pitched". That was the clue for number 73 down. Four letters. Immediately the wheels started turning... a tent an idea a ball a fit--no, that's three letters, and it's too colloquial, probably anyway. Still, the sheer  number of possibilities that I was...
    Quintesse Quintesse 46-50, F 22 Responses Apr 25, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Cat Videos

    Is there anything more amusing that cats playing pianos or hiding in boxes or fighting or playing or just being with 10 other kittens
    justmeand11 justmeand11 22-25 2 Responses Nov 10, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 4, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel
    deven38 deven38 18-21, F Jan 2

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I found my only pair of sunglasses the other

    day, and I've been enthusiastic and amused every time I wear them. I wore glasses for the longest time and could never wear sunglasses because of it. And now that I have contacts I can rock the sunglasses. I was trying to find humor in the fact that I would wear sunglasses...
    RedHotCrazyPerson RedHotCrazyPerson 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 19

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am Still Amused

    My husband travels abroad a great deal. I'm his official valet, maid, porter and wife. Everyone tells me I spoil him. I guess I do but what others do not know, I am also strict with him. Every morning, I get ready his clothes and put them on the bed for him to wear to work. I...
    Duchessforthright Duchessforthright 46-50 3 Responses May 1, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    To people who read my posts they are probably used to the fact that I never send out any negative vibes, but there's a first time for all. I have learnt that trust is a very...
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 16-17, M Apr 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I get emotionally attached to boys easily. It sucks so hard. Some people think that a kiss on the lips is nothing but to me, once you kiss me and not talk to me... I will mope...
    Lalafancy Lalafancy 18-21, F Mar 22

    Your Response

    Cancel