what are you doing now?"
Gopher: "what's it look like we're doing? we're putting the roof on the garage."
Rabbit: "yes. but shouldn't you BUILD the garage first?"
Gopher: "by dinghy! I knew we forgot something."
It don't take much, I log in and see some of the most bullshit orientated sob stories known to man kind - you know the ones "Oh boo hoo I've had to make up an eating disorder to get more sympathy, or pretend a loved ones ill, or my personal fav... I want to die and I need to...
air ticket based on 2-3 days of decision-making process (because the trip itself is kinda short)
All in the name of love! :)
And they say that money you can earn back. But time...time waits for no man or woman.
Can't help but think about all that money though...hmm haha
I bet your nose is itch just thinking about my nose being itchy ! How long can you think about your itchy nose thinking about my itchy nose ? Very nice that your nose is so considerate:) hope I didn't make you have an itchy nose
that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
“Iceberg” became your fan”
Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day.
Some of the men...
he wants for dinner
He smiles and says " you know what I want "
Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing
Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail
" ha ha what are you doing ? "
"Warming up you dinner :) "
people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
It's an agreement
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
The confusion of one man