"One or two plants, with SPLENDID INDEPENDENCE, seek no help from anything animate or inanimate. They distribute their seeds using entirely their own forces. The little Mediterranean Squirting Cucumber, as it ripens, fills with slimy juice. Eventually, the...
. we had pineapple shakes. I didn't get one, but one of my friends came by with the one that did belong to my x-boyfriend I still had feelings for. I don't remember if he left it for one of my friends, who, by the way, pretty much loathed my x. I ended up trying it. Then I...
he wants for dinner
He smiles and says " you know what I want "
Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing
Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail
" ha ha what are you doing ? "
"Warming up you dinner :) "
speaker come into our school and she was talking about when she was homeless and resorting to prostitution and everything was quiet and she said she used to have to "wee and poop" outside and me and my friend just couldn't stop laughing. I had to bite my tongue so hard at that...
Today I found an old toy (Weazel Ball) and I turned it on around noon and just watched it run around until about 1:30. I only had to stop because of lunchtime. If not for that, i'd probably STILL be watching it go!
that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
the mic down at the karaoke. Better yet sing really difficult songs like Bohemian Rhapsody and most recently, Uptown Funk :-D
So much fun. I can bloody well scream in tune, too! Ha ha
The fun is in being able to make a fool of yourself and laugh at yourself and not give a damn...
people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
I say no and laughed and told them why won't you find me one if you're so curious. Since she won't stop with this question when I meet her. Signaling that I'm old enough to be in a relationship. Whereas she didn't know I have fear of intimacy issue which lead to not having a...
and when I peeled them after boiling them, the bowl I put them in was wet. I picked up the bowl to take the eggs from the sink to the table and they started sliding around the bowl. I thought it was hilarious and just the best thing ever. My stomach hurt because I was laughing...
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
It's an agreement
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
The confusion of one man