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    I have this habit to check under my car

    for leakage every morning and whenever i parked for too long for work.. so this week, i found out that there was a leakage but not my engine oil, it was my break oil.. somebody cut it off.. hahaha.. so you should take a peak before you drive.. it could save yr life.. :)
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses Feb 21

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    A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over,

    luckily the cop left with only a warning
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The

    machine confessed everything
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    A sarcastic person has a superiority complex

    that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. – Anonymous
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 13 hrs ago

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    My roommate has told me a couple times recently

    that she wished she had my brain because I'm so easily entertained and amused by things. I laugh at things she doesn't on television or in general even if she doesn't always get why I'm laughing. She said I make her life more interesting, and I'm a delight to have around. So...
    RedHotCrazyPerson RedHotCrazyPerson 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    Absolutely loved this one: If someone you

    love leaves you, let them go.. If they come back it means no one else wanted them.. Let them go again.
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 20, 2014

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    Give me a bouncy ball

    and my day will e made. My sister and I were playing with a balloon for nearly two hours today, then played with a deck of cards for almost three. Can't forget about the dance session. I'll take my best brother award now.
    PuckDrop PuckDrop 18-21, M Jan 12

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    Karaoke sing-offcompulsory song of the night;

    Wham-Careless Whispers. Are you up for the challenge? Winner gets a slow dance with me. http://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    Bargaining I really don't think my admission

    of the fact that I am rather easily amused will come as a great surprise to anyone here. What you may not know, however, is that my ability to find humour lays not just in antics on the whiteboards and stories of my fellow E'peeps, but transcends in to pretty much every aspect...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 9 Responses Jan 9, 2014

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    I was eavesdropping on this group of Chinese

    people who were seated next to us at a bistro last night and this guy was telling his friends how drunk his girlfriend was the night before. She was seated right next to him and wasn't amused. He was going on and on about how she looked like something out of zombie apocalypse...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 3

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    Ghosts sit around the campfire

    and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    Chuck Norris is the only person

    who owns TWO birthday suits.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    You literally just have to stare at me

    and I will start laughing. It's a problem.
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 31, 2014

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    If I hear raucous laughing,

    that makes me wanna laugh.
    Lovethebump Lovethebump 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    I stayed up all night to see

    where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Cargan2016 Cargan2016 31-35, M Feb 7

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    Chick Norris does not know

    where you live but he knows where you will die
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 26, 2014

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    I like to rub on soft things.

    It's just a weird thing I do xD im weird and I know it
    Bakagamer98 Bakagamer98 16-17, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 26, 2014

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed fifty people then the grenade exploded
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F Sep 26, 2014

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    Had sex with Chuck Norris,

    TOTALLY WORTH IT
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    What can I say really,

    I find the irony in every little thing in life quite amusing. Even the irony I face, it can be something wondrous all the same when you come across it.
    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 20, 2014

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    Conversation With My Husband This

    Morning: Me: So ... you know what sucks? Hubby: Vacuum cleaners? Me: Living where the air hurts my face! Hubby: Only for a few more days. Me: You mean we're moving to Hawaii??? ... *getting ready to do a happy dance* ... Hubby: You are, I'm sending you, there...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 3, 2014

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    A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during

    a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 13, 2014

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    I was just watching the kids in the park

    playing frisbee when as it glided through the sky I wondered why it looked bigger and bigger ........ Then it hit me ...
    zuese zuese 46-50, M Dec 2, 2014

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    I didn't like my beard at first.

    .. Then it grew on me.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 6 Responses Oct 7, 2014

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    It's 80's karaoke night here fellow EP'ers.

    Song challenge.... Would you attempt this one? But you have to nail the accent! So would you? Have you got the balls? Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen http://youtu.be/ASwge9wc-eI
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 17 Responses Feb 5

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    Something about Disney movies always puts me in

    a happy mood. No matter how crappy my day has been.
    Thursday82 Thursday82 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Hey There Big Guy

    “Iceberg” became your fan” Okay. Fans are nice. I appreciate them, we all do. But if you’re a woman here on Ep, and you are fairly prolific, you probably don’t appreciate all of the 30 or so fans that you accumulate during the course of the average day. Some of the men...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 29 Responses Oct 25, 2011

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    My aunt told me how she met my uncle.

    She explained that she was in her mid-20s, she went with her dad to the woods. Her dad was hunting with his friends, so my Aunt went walking wondering around. That's when my uncle comes in the story: He was walking in the woods alone, Naked. My aunt saw him and she covered her...
    TheDesireToDance TheDesireToDance 22-25, F Feb 5

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    What do you call a pony

    that has a cough? ...... A little hoarse. (Horse)
    IILoveHarryII IILoveHarryII 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    Chuck Norris likes his meat

    so rare he only eats unicorns
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    Unacceptable cruelty to Vegetables?

    ------------------------------------- When a Vegan farts you can hear an onion scream. Standing next to one brings a tear to my eye.
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    Can people turn gay from having too many

    problems with straight relationships ??? I'm just curious .
    staywithme1 staywithme1 13-15, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Rick Astley's never gonna: A) give you up B)

    let you down C) run around and desert you D) make you cry E) say goodbye F) tell a lie and hurt you G) All of the above
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 11, 2014

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    Portal 2 completes me.

    What a fantasy world of such intelligence and utter frustration when you keep dropping cubes and your *** through the ground and popping up in random and completely useless spaces.
    aquakimy aquakimy 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Ok husband comes home from work Wife asks what

    he wants for dinner He smiles and says " you know what I want " Comes home next day and she asks and he says same thing Next day he comes home and wife is sliding down the stair rail " ha ha what are you doing ? " "Warming up you dinner :) "
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 5 Responses Feb 3

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    I don't understand people

    who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body? Jarod Kintz
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Wonderfully described definitions

    😄 CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 9

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    A man walks into a bar .

    ........... OUCH !!!!!
    wayne1170 wayne1170 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 7 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    This Just In Well, it’s

    that time of year again, that time of year when the entire Northeast population becomes unwittingly obsessed with...the weather forecast. Unwittingly is probably not the right word--we know what’s happening--we just can’t resist getting sucked into the precipitation drama...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 7, 2014

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    Some people are so poor,

    all they have is money..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I just have a philosophy

    that laughing at the struggles of life make them better or at least show u the diamond in the rock. But don't get me wrong I can be serious.
    TrojanPrincess TrojanPrincess 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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