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    English and proud. Also proud to be from the

    North East ofEngland. We sometimes get a bad name but ere are some top class people here
    smiler2015 smiler2015 26-30, F 22 Responses Apr 18

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    I'm proud to be English.

    I've been told to leave this country many times by people claiming it's their country. I was born here. My parents were born here. My grandparents were born. And you can keep going back for a while!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 28

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    The down side of being English on EP is

    that it seems all the fun people from the other side of the world are asleep when I'm on here and awake when I'm not.... Or was it just something I said :)
    Johnnygolden Johnnygolden 36-40, M 7 Responses Apr 23, 2014

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    Hello everyone, so I am 19 now

    and looking to find a girlfriend who will love me for who I am and not dump me because I'm not beautiful enough. Open to talk with people if you want to send me a message ! Thank you xx
    GAMER20 GAMER20 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 17

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    *sips tea* *checks pocket watch* *adjusts top

    hat* yes, I am English too.
    maroonmonsterchip maroonmonsterchip 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 10

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    English Not British!

    I really hate it when you get those equal ops forms and you have to tick White British. I was Born in England. I Live in England which is part of the British Isles yes, but I am English. I cannot be British because for that to be so, my Mother would have had to be an extremely...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 78 Responses Aug 16, 2011

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    You Can Take The Girl Out Of England But You Can't Take England Out Of The Girl.

    I'm so proud to be British, but even prouder to be English.  My family consists of English, Irish and even a bit of Welsh.  I lived in a different country for most of my childhood years and many people are thrilled when they know you're English.  We have a way with words, wit...
    MysticEyes MysticEyes 31-35, F 11 Responses Jan 2, 2012

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    I Love Being English

    i love being english yaaaaaaayyyyy
    mamdo2 mamdo2 36-40, F 12 Responses Sep 3, 2012

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    AllieQueenOfHearts AllieQueenOfHearts 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    I have good teeth because I regularly visit my

    dentist, I never say sorry unless it's my fault, I hate queuing, I do not personally know Prince William and I do NOT sound like a bloody Australian!
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 14 Responses Aug 17

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    The Problem with Speaking English1) Japanese

    eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.2) Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.3) Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.4) Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am English and not ashamed of it we are a

    great country even if we do have a brainless government who don't have a clue! We have history good and bad and our sprits are one of the best out there along with wales Ireland and Scotland I love the country I live in just not some of the people who take the p*ss in it!
    Candlelight01 Candlelight01 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    'Special' Steve - Pt1

    Approximately twenty miles south of the great city that is Sheffield lay the small town of Crapton. Yes you heard right, Crapton. Exactly how this town came about its dubious name is another story that I will tell you of another time. It has a population of approximately 2000 and...
    tak1 tak1 36-40, M 9 Responses May 22, 2012

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    I Live In Melbourne, Australia.

    However I am English. I moved to Melbourne in 2006. I still have an English accent which I am proud of.
    steview100 steview100 36-40, M 7 Responses Feb 8, 2013

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    redredrouge redredrouge 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    I was born in Bristol

    and my mum is half English. I still have my English accent when I'm speaking English too!
    abi96 abi96 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    i am not English. i just love UK music,

    UK movies,UK fashion...since i was a kid. Most of my favorite stuff are from England. Sorry i posted this here!! well,i just wanted to say that uk culture is cool:P Oh but i must add My favorite band is from Wales!
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    Baldybloke Baldybloke 56-60, M 5 Responses Apr 23

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    An English family is at the dinner table

    when the son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The surprised father answers, 'Well son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 10 Responses Aug 25

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    An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman,

    so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this.'Well,' said the doctor, 'this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain'.'That's OK.' said the Englishman. 'I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm from Naaaaaaarfolk.

    Yes, it's flat. No, I'm not a farmer or have 6 toes.
    NorfolkGirl NorfolkGirl 18-21, F 13 Responses May 6, 2014

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    A police officer in Liverpool sees a Man Utd

    fan tied up to a lamp post, crying. The officer stops and asks him, 'What's going on here?' The fan sobs, 'these Liverpool fans robbed me, took all my money, clothes and then tied me up.'The policeman studied the fan for a moment then pulled out his ****.'I guess this isn't your...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 25

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    I like English words

    and pronunciations that Americans don't understand.
    JohnnyMcCrea JohnnyMcCrea 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 23

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    How To Spend Your Economic Stimulus Payment

    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the government will send to taxpayers. Q...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 8 Responses Feb 17, 2012

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    thelittlekidindiapers thelittlekidindiapers 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    markrobert2 markrobert2 46-50, M 3 Responses Aug 22

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    Yes, cups of tea and fish

    and chips - oh and rain
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    Several years ago, England funded a study to

    determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds and the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 13 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm from TOWIE land and hate what it represents

    and done to the town I was born and live in. I no longer feel comfortable letting people know where I'm from.
    skel47 skel47 46-50, M 10 Responses Jul 8

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    Hey any fun busty ladies wanna chat message me

    if that's you x UK based even better
    ilovebustyfemales ilovebustyfemales 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 13

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    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Feb 19

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    That I am. But where am I from?

    eh, you guess if you want, but I'm saying nothing! aha.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Three Americans and three Liverpudlians are

    traveling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three scousers buy only a single ticket. 'How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?' asked an American. 'Watch,' answers a scouser. They all board the train. The Americans...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 15 Responses Aug 25

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    My First Visit to England Okay,

    I'm not really from England, but my ancestors were. I went to England for the first time when I was sixteen, with members of my Honors Club here in Upstate New York. We washed cars and held bake sales to help raise the money for the trip, which at that time was not too expensive...
    BadPam BadPam 56-60, F 9 Responses Jan 7

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    An American soldier serving in WW ll had just

    returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted leave and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 22 Responses Aug 24

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    CowGirlx CowGirlx 26-30, F 44 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    250 people were asked

    if they thought that Immigration laws in the UK need to be toughened up. The results showed that; 17% said: Yes, they do need toughening. 3% said: Possibly, not really sure. The remaining 80% didn't understand the question. 1) Is there anyone who can actually read the above...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 23 Responses Aug 25

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    Apparently us English are jealous of Americans.

    .... Can anyone shed some light on why we would be jealous?
    CurvyRach CurvyRach 26-30, F 33 Responses Dec 6, 2013

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    French foreplay: Dinner,

    wine and sex. Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing and sex.. Spanish foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing, caressing and Sex. English foreplay: 'Oi .. you awake?!'
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 34 Responses a week ago

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    I was here a couple of years back.

    I can't remember my login details now, and I know I'll never find my old pals. I quit because of marrying my husband. But now he's cheating on me with my former best friend. Fantastic. Trouble is, his daughter is a great girl, she's only 15 and I don't want to put her through...
    breakinup breakinup 36-40, F 7 Responses Aug 2

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    Going Out With My Dad As A Girl

    on Halloween when i was 18 my Dad asked me if i would like to tend bar with him at the Men's Club Halloween Dance and i jumped at the chance. he said what was i going to wear and i said i was coming as a sexy girl, great he said. Mother said she and her friend would get me all...
    closet36 closet36 61-65, T 6 Responses May 10, 2012

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    Wantingsex75 Wantingsex75 36-40 5 days ago

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    Lowers head, sorry if you are a yank reading

    this.... NO just joking,,, sadly so many of you think we are all nob heads, pompous snobs,,,,,, no no no lots of us are just like you,, ummm well whatever will be. A true Englishman, with a long chain history way back. A cockney almost as the bow bells were out of action at...
    Walkingwithmindfulness Walkingwithmindfulness 56-60, M 5 Responses Aug 10

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    Wantingsex75 Wantingsex75 36-40 4 Responses 5 days ago

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