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I Am Fascinated By Human Behavior

Why do we do what we do? 80,028 People

    I reverse catfished this chick once.

    My profile and other pix she saw of me were bad. I was WAY hotter in real life! That look on her face when we met....
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    energymustmove energymustmove 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    The world is a magical place full of people

    waiting to be offended by something.
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 23 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    I have only been on here

    for 24 hours but I am absolutely amazed at how many people have reached the end of their tether because they haven't found 'the one'... And then their profile says they're under 20! People, I found the one at 22. We had three years of solid bliss and then circumstance took her...
    Dannage Dannage 36-40, M 10 Responses Sep 5, 2014

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 39 Responses Mar 15

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    I feel like sh*t today!

    I woke up. I started having flash backs of someone that I once cared for. That put me in a daze afterwards. Then I tried finding comfort and there was nothing. It just sent me further into this daze and feelings of despair. I just hate it. I just for once wish I could find...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Investment time  (Poem)what do I do

    when things get crazy?what do I do when outcomes are too strong?like coffee brewed twice days'you take a sip of lifeand reel from the taste of your own ways.You forgive so well, forget some pastremember there is joy to be hadthat there is good is all to certain degrees,lately...
    bemyvalentine bemyvalentine 56-60, F 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    I swear, the next time I see someone texting

    and driving, I'm gonna roll down my window and throw my beer at them! Stop it!!
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 23 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Ever have someone you just can't get off your

    mind? You know it's not going anywhere, and you want to just forget them, but you can't.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 54 Responses Feb 25

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    The Bar Scene

    Over in the corner of the bar, I sat, as a spectator. It had been a long day. I had worked a double from 9 a.m. until 10 p.m. when the kitchen was closed. Usually I would have worked until closing at midnight, but this was my second double in a row and I was quite exhausted. So...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Jun 30, 2011

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    Some people bloom late.

    Some very late, and some very very late. But, they all bloom. And the longer it takes, the more spectacular it is. Rosebud, the best is yet to come.
    MoonlightSmile MoonlightSmile 46-50, F 13 Responses Mar 29

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    The first girl is rude,

    outspoken, always badmouthing. The second girl is sweet, soft and elegant. Which one is better? Of course the later. Huh. How world can turn upside down? When the rude girl is the one who stay by my side during my hard time. It's surprising when rude girl is kind. But it is more...
    jalanyanglurus jalanyanglurus 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I just got hit on by someone

    who was 18-21. Um, doesn't it say I'm 13-15?
    DisguisedAsMe DisguisedAsMe 13-15, F 64 Responses Jan 17

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    I've had ZERO caffeine today

    and it has FKD ME UP. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking uppers.
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I believe that if you stare long enough at the

    clouds, you will eventually see whatever it is you want. For example, a big giant castle, perhaps a pretty pretty bird, or maybe even a big gay orgee! Wait....
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Online behavior leads to false connections

    What is this phenomenon? Two people connect online, share some thoughts and ideas that are compatible, share some visuals, start having feelings for eachother, share phone numbers, text eachother during the day and chat at night and share intimate moments on the phone in the...
    ShellyHeartAche ShellyHeartAche 36-40, F 22 Responses Jun 16, 2012

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    Doctor told me I had high blood pressure

    yesterday. They want me to stop eating salty food, reduce stress, and quit crystal meth. Thanks Obamacare!! FML!!
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    So I post one question on EP

    and I immediately get bashed by people who have "I Wont Judge You", "I Am Open Minded" and "I Want to Make Friends" experiences on their profile. What HYPOCRITES. Vickieprince is a 53 year old woman and actually told me "Whatever, kill yourself if you want I don't care." and...
    psychedelicblues psychedelicblues 18-21, F 20 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    WTF?! How come no one told me "Paul Blart: Mall

    Cop 2" opens this weekend?!? I'm sorry, but my brother is just gonna have to find him a new best man for his wedding....unless they can move it back a week. FML!!
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I came to this site in hope to have renewed

    faith in people, but I think its just dropped to an even lower level
    melinda88 melinda88 26-30, F 38 Responses Aug 22, 2014

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    silverxrose silverxrose 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    why is it necessary for people to constantly be

    compelled to advance in a job? why do you get looked down upon if you don't want to move up? i am comfortable where i am and a do my job well. isn't that enough? also, i make a decent salary so i am not financially motivated.
    guestno3 guestno3 41-45 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I was going to post this in the l am a flirt

    section, but that would invite more negative attention than l care for. Disclaimer.....this post wants to examine people's perspectives, and is not in any way intended as an invitation. Thank you. I have always been very flirtatious. Often for years, with increasing sexual...
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 12 Responses 4 days ago

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    Is reading Fifty Shades of Grey

    and watching Spartacus causing me to have unrealistic expectations...?
    VRK71 VRK71 41-45, F 9 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I really wish you were straightforward

    and just say it like it is. But no, I have to deal with the side of you that sends mixed and misleading signals. I have to deal with a person that pretends that nothing wrong has ever happened. I have to do it wearing an elegant mask because, if I speak through my wounds, it...
    weirdWorks4me weirdWorks4me 22-25, F 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    They say coffee is a natural laxative.

    They were correct. Sorry, Starbucks barista. I just dropped a venti mocha of my own in your men's room, and it got kinda messy. Namaste.
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    So I conducted a small experiment.

    I used to have a picture of my full face on EP (old profile pic shown) and was getting anywhere from 2-5 messages and group invites from men every day. I changed my profile picture so that it only shows my eyes and I am getting more female invites and NO messages, not even from...
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 48 Responses Jan 21

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    Me to the librarian: "I'm here

    for the hot chicks and the booze!" Librarian: "This is a library, sir!" Me: (whispers) "I'm here for the hot chicks and the booze!"
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 19 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 11 Responses Dec 4, 2014

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    I am so amused by people sometime.

    Someone messaged me and his opening line was: Hey sexy. How are you? Thanks for the add. ;) He's old enough to be my dad so I say: I'd appreciate it if you didn't address me like a ******** or someone you actually know. but fine and hello. To which this self conscious old...
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 32 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    I always reply very quickly.

    If I don't, it's only because I don't like you
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 24 Responses Dec 12, 2014

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    A few days ago, my eldest son was unusually

    distressed. He sheepishly admitted taking his wallet to school with him, containing all the money ($187) that he had been collecting. His intention had been to buy (school) concert tickets for us, and he'd just taken the whole wallet on an impulse. Now he couldn’t find his...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 19 Responses Feb 25

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    You spend hours everyday improving yourself.

    Trying to be better and to stand out. Let it be educating yourself, working out, improving your social skills or being confident.. When the change is finally noticeable and you wear it as proudly as you can. Everyone pulls out the arrogant card, or how you supposedly think you...
    aDesperado aDesperado 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Is society too sensitive now

    and days? The smallest things seem to offend people. You can't compliment someone without them complaining. Can't talk about things that are issues because God forbid you offend someone. You can't give someone the truth because it's "bullying" them. I'd rather have someone tell...
    Nottheaveragegirl Nottheaveragegirl 18-21, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    (Picture attached) As I type this,

    I am quite upset at the moment... At the start of this year, I met a wonderful person on experienceproject when I was in the worst stages of my depression. She was the only one on this website that really offered to help. Due to my memory, I frequently forgot about this place...
    MysteryAbove MysteryAbove 70+ 7 Responses Feb 25

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    As I sip my morning coffee

    and enjoy this beautiful spring morning, I cannot help reminiscing over how many nights having "whiskey-****" saved my life. Learn to appreciate it sometimes, fellas.
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Whenever someone calls me out

    for my cute little pooch belly, my response is always; "It all turns to **** at night..." That usually shuts 'em up. Or gets me laid.
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    This is a first...."Very well dressed women

    walks into Starbucks applying make up in line.... Then proceeded to crimping her lashes...holding her compact mirror while ordering coffee ... Sat down to "over" apply mascara... Now at the counter to pick up her coffee while looking through makeup bag... Ah yes... The final...
    browneyedgirlie browneyedgirlie 46-50, F 18 hrs ago

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    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 18 Responses Oct 20, 2014

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    I find it rude and irritating

    when you are out with a friend/friends and they spend more time on their phones than talk to you.. When they do talk its never with full attention.. Then we wonder why we don't have friends or why people don't call back or want to hang out. Treat people how you would like to...
    Latenightunload Latenightunload 41-45, F 14 Responses Aug 2, 2014

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    Sometimes no matter how you try

    and fight it, the heart wants what it wants.
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Mar 7

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    I'm not usually shallow.

    But, occasionally, there is a man so freakin hot that it short circuits my brain and makes me forget all common sense. Maybe I actually am shallow
    deleted deleted 26-30 35 Responses Jan 8

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    That awkward moment when you realize the

    necklace you were showing off at your cousin's baby shower was really a set of shiny new anal beads that you won at last last year's neighborhood passion party.
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 35 Responses Mar 6

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    I felt like for several months I had everything

    under control in my life. Then suddenly it just completely went haywire. It makes me want to scream! I f*ckin hate this ****!
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    "A coward is a man who awakens a women's love

    with no intention of loving her back" ~1.5
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 15 Responses Mar 8

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