I Am Feeling Random

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    On The Busride Today...

    ok so it is 8:30 or so in the morning and I'm on the bus to work.. I'm phasing in and out of sleep and I hear this high-pitched whistle... I press my hands to the window and look outside to see a eagle and within its talons is a chicken... a nearby baby sees this and LEAPS out...
    Amastacia Amastacia
    26-30, F
    7 Responses May 3, 2010

    It's Not Like Its Perminant...

    so.... staple me sideways... I found a new role is life as one who goes without, or even when in doubt I figured out. Perhaps things would be less confusing if I fused fusion to a flapper.  yeah I said it... FLAPPER! I second the thought anyway, I mean it isn't...
    Amastacia Amastacia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2010

    Well Quit Zoning Out Then....

    now did you know.... The ring of Saturn tilts at the same degree as Lil' Jon's hat in that one video? I would guess that it is only that way because my dogs robot mentioned something at dinner last year.  In other news Scientists have learned that refridgerators...
    Amastacia Amastacia
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Apr 25, 2010

    Prescribed Waste Removal

    My doctor insisted I barely resisted Ducking and hiding from gnomes Creaking my hobbling bones. By the way, I love to walk the freestone grotto. After building your fist tree-fort, don't forget to shine the trunk. Your eyes will only see the pillar  ...
    Amastacia Amastacia
    26-30, F
    7 Responses May 30, 2010

    Ah, Good Old Randomness!

    Gotta love it. One minute I am reading the bible, the next I am chasing three pint size crazy ones around the apartment. Before I know it the dogs are climbing on me and remember that I was reading before I got interrupted. Someone comes and stands next to me and says, "you know...
    MrsLucas MrsLucas
    22-25, F
    Jun 29, 2010

    Being Random...

    The randomness of being random makes me try to think of what you are thinking of, therefore making me think that you thought you were thinking of thoughts again. 
    Amastacia Amastacia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 17, 2010

    Oh Look, A Laser!

    So walking up cheap parade streets no longer apply, you have to just remember the day that alchemy isn't a sandwich.  Regardless, you need to buy four radioactive orange sticks before you try to clean the yogurt off of the puffballs.  Only in France do they tell time...
    Amastacia Amastacia
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Apr 25, 2010
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