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I Am Fluent In Sarcasm

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    Whatever life's a bowl of cherries

    because I'm not Brad Pitt....
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M Feb 26

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    Ummmm...Yeah. And??

    I speak it quite well indeed. It's the first language I learned thanks to my family. We are a sarcastic lot. People that get assimilated into our horde must learn it or die, lol. Anyone in my family will gladly admit to being a sarcastic ******* pretty much all the time. It...
    Vbot123 Vbot123 31-35, F Aug 9, 2013

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    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    liamw1995 liamw1995 18-21, M Apr 7

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    cicizzle cicizzle 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I Like Sarcasm

    It's part of my sense of humor, but sometimes it can also help protect yourself. If you really don't want to answer a question, just be sarcastic about it. Easy enough.                                                            
    TheRealJade TheRealJade 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 19, 2011

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    Yes but I look on it

    as being quick witted I don't b sarcastic as in being rude
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 3 Responses May 11

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    On Occassion

    When it comes it surely flows. Some days you just need it to get through and it definitely helps during certain situations. I tend to use it, along with humor, during uncomfortable moments. I've pissed off a few people and made several blush but it's my defense and it works...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F Dec 20, 2009

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    I Am Fluent Sarcasm.

    I speak sarcasm more than I even speak English. Its fun you should try it sometime.
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    My ex boyfriend has been texting me lately

    trying to get me to go out with him again..today he told me that I was the best kisser he's ever had... I thought..awwww...that must suck for you then...knowing you'll never get to kiss these lips again..haha
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 18

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    To a degree. Now I have to make this longer,

    and I think I just did. The End
    rainbowrsn1 rainbowrsn1 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    I am fluent in sarcasm

    but I also know the appropriate times to use it... Some say they are fluent but then they're just *** holes all the time.
    johndun1234 johndun1234 18-21, M 2 Responses May 7

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    Daviddweek Daviddweek 41-45, M 1 Response May 25

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    One time there was a really mean boy in my

    class. I wanted to crack a joke and I had the perfect opportunity. I'll just call the boy L. His name is Luke but L is easier to type 300 times. So, L was wearing a shirt that said "My skills are sick". So, I made a comment. My teacher wasn't looking and I announced to L (and...
    dontstopbelievin23 dontstopbelievin23 41-45, F 1 Response May 5

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    No Way...

    No, actually I'm a total dunce that doesn't know a clothes hanger from their own a$s. Do you think I'm kidding?
    LovelessDeluxe LovelessDeluxe 22-25 3 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    It gets me in trouble frequently,

    but it helps people you don't want to talk to go away. Just throw more sarcasm at them and BAM, they're gone lol.
    AnInfamousDerka AnInfamousDerka 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    Differentisgood Differentisgood 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    No Actually I'm Not

    that's the reason i joined this page is because i can't speak a word of the stupid stuff . . .
    theologian theologian 18-21, M 11 Responses Jul 30, 2010

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    It's my first language.

    And my favourite.
    SaraNow SaraNow 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 9

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    I can not help it, but I am really sarcastic

    sometimes, and it normally more poor Hubby that gets the brunt of it :0/ The more frustrated I feel the more it comes out... Mind you is nice to floor a compleat Numpty with a sarcastic remark they can find no retort to LOL Yes this can be done, without being rude ;0)
    off2heavenIgo off2heavenIgo 13-15 1 Response Aug 15

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    Solgrid Solgrid 26-30, M Feb 11

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    It spews uncontrollably like word vomit from my

    lips. Even my tone is sarcastic.
    anonymousfraud anonymousfraud 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    Here We Go!

    pffffft! *takes phd degree in sarcasm and walks off stage* 2011 here we GO! *takes bowl hit*
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 34 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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    blkknuckles blkknuckles 36-40, M Jun 8

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    I'm A Brit.... ....that's my job.

    .. GRINK ;-) Geoff xx
    Jazz1Geoff101 Jazz1Geoff101 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    I have a very caustic,

    biting, dry sense of humor. And being sarcastic I'm response to idiotic ignorance is a prime specialty of mine. And if someone really ticks me off, I know how to stick it to them. Usually people say their bark is worse than their bite but if I'm pissed off enough then I bite and...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    Hehehe

    when you reply to people in a sarcastic manner, they usually automaticallyassume that you are a rude butt-wipe. i am not a butt-wipe, just-letting you know. sarcasm is a way to amuse myself while hurting other peoples' feelings ^_^
    JJJeWWWy JJJeWWWy 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 23, 2010

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    Sarcasm Keep It Between Friends. A Word Of Advice You Can Take It Or Leave It. Or You Can Leave It And Then Take It All The Same To Me.

    First thing I read was someone saying they were not sure if the were sarcastic or not. If you don't know if you are sarcastic , then you probably are not. Sarcasm is usually well aimed. Between friends it can be fun and a tension breaker. Trying it with a stranger who does not...
    epithany44 epithany44 46-50, F May 16, 2013

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    Devinamaria Devinamaria 26-30, F Dec 16, 2013

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    Sarcasm 101

    Let me just say im fluent in sarcasm, infact I was born with sarcasm. Yeah, so yay for me on that one, high-five people. And another thing I would like to say is that I think all you people are pretty cool, but not as cool as me of course.YupAnd this was my awesome story yay! 
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    Oh yeah I know of it

    and sometimes it slips out of my mouth without intention but I am not an avid fan of it. You know what they say, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30 1 Response May 5

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    I am in loveeeeeee with this group.

    Such earnest people. Much truth. Wow.
    ericpt24 ericpt24 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    costascova costascova 22-25, M Mar 30

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    Sometimes I'm so sarcastic I don't

    even know when I'm being serious
    smacro112 smacro112 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 3

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    Sarcasm

    Irony is the lowers form of sarcasm, and sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. -My quote
    StephanieManoso StephanieManoso 31-35, F Jan 7, 2012

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    Sarcasm? No!

    There is an entire group of people who need me to clarify everything I say, as to whether I'm being sarcastic or not. Half the time I don't know or care.
    andthelawwon andthelawwon 22-25, F Apr 18, 2011

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    Who's Ironizing Too Much, Get's An Sarcasm!

    It's a powerfull weapon and I'm a very ironic a......! I can release my pressure best, when I hit people with sarcasm. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can't? Wrong! Even worse! They break hearts at times. And I'm deeply ashamed to say that I've hurt many people...
    RickiChickie RickiChickie 46-50, F 7 Responses Aug 26, 2011

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    I'm at that level of sarcasm where people think I'm seriously stupid.
    picses2222 picses2222 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    based on my experiences with not only annoying people but ******** and *******, I've realized that sarcasm is the most effective weapon against them. That, and not taking their...
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    Do you ever just want to ship certain people off to a different island across the world
    personidk personidk 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23

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    Yup. Totally hate it. Like, not cool.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F Sep 4

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    If ever sarcastic. But some times it is weapon strength.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    “Would The South Be Angry If “ As a Proud Resident of a Southern State it occurred to me what might or might not happen if certain changes were made in this Country , and I...
    TsavoHunter TsavoHunter 36-40, M 3 days ago

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    I speak fluent sarcasm. Just sayin.
    brookiebear3011 brookiebear3011 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I don't like people and sarcasm is my only defense~ Dylan O'brian
    liveandloveat21 liveandloveat21 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    I speak 2 languages fluently...currently learning Spanish for work reasons because everybody seems to speak it. Just for fun, I'd like to learn to speak Nihongo, Mandarin, Italian...
    SummerChristmas SummerChristmas 36-40, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Being gay is unnatural, but boy let me tell you about that talking snake. Now that's some natural ****. (Engage sarcasm detector)
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    My dream is to learn french this year (fluent) and in a few years, study/go to France for university. :) It's going to take a lot of work. A LOT, but it's something i really want...
    Dieg123 Dieg123 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    XD even being a fairly sarcastic person myself, i know its suprising, but i would be one of those people who was caught of gaurd by. Sometimes the sarcasm in somthing someone says...
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F Aug 15

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