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I Am Fluent In Sarcasm

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    Who's Ironizing Too Much, Get's An Sarcasm!

    It's a powerfull weapon and I'm a very ironic a......! I can release my pressure best, when I hit people with sarcasm. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can't? Wrong! Even worse! They break hearts at times. And I'm deeply ashamed to say that I've hurt many people...
    RickiChickie RickiChickie 46-50, F 7 Responses Aug 26, 2011

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    It's my first language.

    And my favourite.
    SaraNow SaraNow 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 9

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    I am in loveeeeeee with this group.

    Such earnest people. Much truth. Wow.
    ericpt24 ericpt24 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    Many people aren't fluent in sarcasm

    or tone. And when both are delivered deadpan, it can cause one (read: me) issues. Sigh.
    bustyanne bustyanne 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    liamw1995 liamw1995 18-21, M Apr 7

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    Sarcasm Keep It Between Friends. A Word Of Advice You Can Take It Or Leave It. Or You Can Leave It And Then Take It All The Same To Me.

    First thing I read was someone saying they were not sure if the were sarcastic or not. If you don't know if you are sarcastic , then you probably are not. Sarcasm is usually well aimed. Between friends it can be fun and a tension breaker. Trying it with a stranger who does not...
    epithany44 epithany44 46-50, F May 16, 2013

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    My ex boyfriend has been texting me lately

    trying to get me to go out with him again..today he told me that I was the best kisser he's ever had... I thought..awwww...that must suck for you then...knowing you'll never get to kiss these lips again..haha
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 18

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    blkknuckles blkknuckles 36-40, M Jun 8

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    One time there was a really mean boy in my

    class. I wanted to crack a joke and I had the perfect opportunity. I'll just call the boy L. His name is Luke but L is easier to type 300 times. So, L was wearing a shirt that said "My skills are sick". So, I made a comment. My teacher wasn't looking and I announced to L (and...
    dontstopbelievin23 dontstopbelievin23 41-45, F 1 Response May 5

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    I am fluent in sarcasm

    but I also know the appropriate times to use it... Some say they are fluent but then they're just *** holes all the time.
    johndun1234 johndun1234 18-21, M 2 Responses May 7

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    It spews uncontrollably like word vomit from my

    lips. Even my tone is sarcastic.
    anonymousfraud anonymousfraud 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    Yes but I look on it

    as being quick witted I don't b sarcastic as in being rude
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 3 Responses May 11

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    I have a very caustic,

    biting, dry sense of humor. And being sarcastic I'm response to idiotic ignorance is a prime specialty of mine. And if someone really ticks me off, I know how to stick it to them. Usually people say their bark is worse than their bite but if I'm pissed off enough then I bite and...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I'm so sarcastic I don't

    even know when I'm being serious
    smacro112 smacro112 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 3

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    Sarcasm

    Irony is the lowers form of sarcasm, and sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. -My quote
    StephanieManoso StephanieManoso 31-35, F Jan 7, 2012

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    Here We Go!

    pffffft! *takes phd degree in sarcasm and walks off stage* 2011 here we GO! *takes bowl hit*
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 34 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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    I Am Fluent Sarcasm.

    I speak sarcasm more than I even speak English. Its fun you should try it sometime.
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    Differentisgood Differentisgood 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    Solgrid Solgrid 26-30, M Feb 11

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    costascova costascova 22-25, M Mar 30

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    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Sarcasm 101

    Let me just say im fluent in sarcasm, infact I was born with sarcasm. Yeah, so yay for me on that one, high-five people. And another thing I would like to say is that I think all you people are pretty cool, but not as cool as me of course.YupAnd this was my awesome story yay! 
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    To a degree. Now I have to make this longer,

    and I think I just did. The End
    rainbowrsn1 rainbowrsn1 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Ummmm...Yeah. And??

    I speak it quite well indeed. It's the first language I learned thanks to my family. We are a sarcastic lot. People that get assimilated into our horde must learn it or die, lol. Anyone in my family will gladly admit to being a sarcastic ******* pretty much all the time. It...
    Vbot123 Vbot123 31-35, F Aug 9, 2013

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    Sarcasm? No!

    There is an entire group of people who need me to clarify everything I say, as to whether I'm being sarcastic or not. Half the time I don't know or care.
    andthelawwon andthelawwon 22-25, F Apr 18, 2011

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    I can't help myself. Even

    when i am not I sound like I am. Does cause issues sometimes! But I would'nt have it any other way.
    staticdreams staticdreams 31-35, M Aug 19

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    Oh yeah I know of it

    and sometimes it slips out of my mouth without intention but I am not an avid fan of it. You know what they say, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30, F 1 Response May 5

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    I can not help it, but I am really sarcastic

    sometimes, and it normally more poor Hubby that gets the brunt of it :0/ The more frustrated I feel the more it comes out... Mind you is nice to floor a compleat Numpty with a sarcastic remark they can find no retort to LOL Yes this can be done, without being rude ;0)
    off2heavenIgo off2heavenIgo 13-15 1 Response Aug 15

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    It gets me in trouble frequently,

    but it helps people you don't want to talk to go away. Just throw more sarcasm at them and BAM, they're gone lol.
    AnInfamousDerka AnInfamousDerka 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    Daviddweek Daviddweek 41-45, M 1 Response May 25

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    On Occassion

    When it comes it surely flows. Some days you just need it to get through and it definitely helps during certain situations. I tend to use it, along with humor, during uncomfortable moments. I've pissed off a few people and made several blush but it's my defense and it works...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F Dec 20, 2009

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    No Way...

    No, actually I'm a total dunce that doesn't know a clothes hanger from their own a$s. Do you think I'm kidding?
    LovelessDeluxe LovelessDeluxe 22-25 3 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    No Actually I'm Not

    that's the reason i joined this page is because i can't speak a word of the stupid stuff . . .
    theologian theologian 18-21, M 11 Responses Jul 30, 2010

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    Devinamaria Devinamaria 26-30, F Dec 16, 2013

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    Whatever life's a bowl of cherries

    because I'm not Brad Pitt....
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M Feb 26

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    If you don't get sarcasm,

    follow these simple steps that will definitely help you understand it easily: Die
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    I'm A Brit.... ....that's my job.

    .. GRINK ;-) Geoff xx
    Jazz1Geoff101 Jazz1Geoff101 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    Ok old man continue messaging me... I'm Still not going to reply
    2spiffy2care 2spiffy2care 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    I find more and more people that use sarcasm to converse with each other. Using truths to make a joke. Dont we have enough tough life lessons in life that we dont need people to...
    LadyJunebug LadyJunebug 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    I hate it when someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin my posts.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    Today I was asked "Hey c, what's the difference between between a octopus and me?" I responded "I'd rather have an octopus telling me a bad joke" Idk I hate cheesy jokes a lot
    ciciyoshi ciciyoshi 13-15, F Aug 5

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    I love it when people use the phrase 'a word to the wise' and then give you advice. Wise people don't need advice, so it probably means you are completely stupid 😜
    Lavender1145 Lavender1145 26-30, F Aug 7

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    Do you ever just want to ship certain people off to a different island across the world
    personidk personidk 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 days ago

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    I am fluent in English and ASL. I am semi-fluent in Spanish (South American version). I know a little French, German, and Japanese. My goal is to be fluent in Spanish by the end of...
    mcatH2O mcatH2O 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 31

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    XD even being a fairly sarcastic person myself, i know its suprising, but i would be one of those people who was caught of gaurd by. Sometimes the sarcasm in somthing someone says...
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F Aug 15

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    Words are so powerful. You can mean many different things using words, and you can mean the same thing, only say it in a different way. I love language. I'm obviously fluent in...
    xNickDavidx xNickDavidx 18-21, M Aug 6

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    This is the new and improved version of this story. I would have just edited the existing one, but it constantly set off the wonderful EP filters for some reason. I have thought on...
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 13 Responses Jul 30

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    Lady grantham : master of sarcasm !! Being sarcastic is the best part of being me! ( if u know difference between sarcasm and being rude)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Yeah right ..... just an example of my sarcasm. Wolf vs eagle: The wolf wins because it can jump up to 100000 feet and it can fly. Wolf vs lion (one on one, let's say they're on...
    ThelaughingSky ThelaughingSky 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    They say laughter is the best medicine. Well if that's true, then making people laugh, must be therapeutic for the individual who makes them laugh. If I can go into a boring...
    ChrisAJ1970 ChrisAJ1970 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    Forever using sarcasm as a wall to hide behind. Basically saying how I feel but with sarcasm so it doesn't seem so personal
    sunnychoke sunnychoke 16-17, F 2 Responses 1 day ago