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I Am Fluent In Sarcasm

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    TheSturgeonGeneral TheSturgeonGeneral 18-21, M Jul 21

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    It's funny when people get offended

    when they can't sense it <3
    attitudegirl2003 attitudegirl2003 18-21, F Jun 9

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    That moment when you're being sarcastic

    and someone thinks you're being legit *facepalm*
    EvoKinevil EvoKinevil 26-30, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Hear that? Sounds like captain obvious.

    Faster than the speed of stupid.
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 22-25, M Apr 9

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    One time there was a really mean boy in my

    class. I wanted to crack a joke and I had the perfect opportunity. I'll just call the boy L. His name is Luke but L is easier to type 300 times. So, L was wearing a shirt that said "My skills are sick". So, I made a comment. My teacher wasn't looking and I announced to L (and...
    dontstopbelievin23 dontstopbelievin23 41-45, F 1 Response May 5, 2014

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    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Jul 21, 2014

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    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 22-25, M Jun 21

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    Some people can't handle a conversation

    consisting of my sarcasm, people who's profiles are a totally representation of an anime cartoon character......
    Peacepuppy Peacepuppy 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    I am fluent in sarcasm

    but I also know the appropriate times to use it... Some say they are fluent but then they're just *** holes all the time.
    johndun1234 johndun1234 18-21, M 2 Responses May 7, 2014

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    Sometimes I'm so sarcastic I don't

    even know when I'm being serious
    smacro112 smacro112 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2014

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    blkknuckles blkknuckles 36-40, M Jun 8, 2014

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    Sarcasm Keep It Between Friends. A Word Of Advice You Can Take It Or Leave It. Or You Can Leave It And Then Take It All The Same To Me.

    First thing I read was someone saying they were not sure if the were sarcastic or not. If you don't know if you are sarcastic , then you probably are not. Sarcasm is usually well aimed. Between friends it can be fun and a tension breaker. Trying it with a stranger who does not...
    epithany44 epithany44 46-50, F May 16, 2013

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    ...and profanity, mixed signals

    and French (the actual language).
    Disobey247 Disobey247 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 17

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    Yes but I look on it

    as being quick witted I don't b sarcastic as in being rude
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2014

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    No Way...

    No, actually I'm a total dunce that doesn't know a clothes hanger from their own a$s. Do you think I'm kidding?
    LovelessDeluxe LovelessDeluxe 22-25 3 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    It's my first language.

    And my favourite.
    SaraNow SaraNow 22-25, F Jun 9, 2014

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    No Actually I'm Not

    that's the reason i joined this page is because i can't speak a word of the stupid stuff . . .
    theologian theologian 18-21, M 6 Responses Jul 30, 2010

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    Here We Go!

    pffffft! *takes phd degree in sarcasm and walks off stage* 2011 here we GO! *takes bowl hit*
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 34 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 2

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    Negglesgirl Negglesgirl 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 30, 2014

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    I don't care if it's supposedly the lowest form

    of wit, watching someone slow trying to figure out whether or not you're serious is hilarious!
    Kitten2005 Kitten2005 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 22

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    Differentisgood Differentisgood 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 16, 2014

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    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 16

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    i sond like Della Reese this a.

    m eww summer congestion
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Solgrid Solgrid 26-30, M Feb 11, 2014

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    If you can't handle extreme sarcasm,

    you can't be my friend.
    emmaem02 emmaem02 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    How come society makes us feel bad

    for thinking out the box when all the time it's made up to control us. Come play at secreterotica . com it's sexy, fun the groups and library are wicked and no BS censorship either.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense 31-35, M Nov 28, 2014

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    It spews uncontrollably like word vomit from my

    lips. Even my tone is sarcastic.
    anonymousfraud anonymousfraud 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2014

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    My ex boyfriend has been texting me lately

    trying to get me to go out with him again..today he told me that I was the best kisser he's ever had... I thought..awwww...that must suck for you then...knowing you'll never get to kiss these lips again..haha
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 18, 2014

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    I Am Fluent Sarcasm.

    I speak sarcasm more than I even speak English. Its fun you should try it sometime.
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    You know sarcasm is at it's peak

    when you pour a bucket of it on someone and they don't even know they've just been drenched in it. ~ Me
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 3 Responses Feb 18

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    Daviddweek Daviddweek 41-45, M 1 Response May 25, 2014

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    I can not help it, but I am really sarcastic

    sometimes, and it normally more poor Hubby that gets the brunt of it :0/ The more frustrated I feel the more it comes out... Mind you is nice to floor a compleat Numpty with a sarcastic remark they can find no retort to LOL Yes this can be done, without being rude ;0)
    off2heavenIgo off2heavenIgo 13-15 1 Response Aug 15, 2014

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    I am very sarcastic, maybe

    that would explain why I'm single?
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M Nov 6, 2014

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    I have a very caustic,

    biting, dry sense of humor. And being sarcastic I'm response to idiotic ignorance is a prime specialty of mine. And if someone really ticks me off, I know how to stick it to them. Usually people say their bark is worse than their bite but if I'm pissed off enough then I bite and...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 23, 2014

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    ffiflon ffiflon 13-15, F Jun 9

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    Who's Ironizing Too Much, Get's An Sarcasm!

    It's a powerfull weapon and I'm a very ironic a......! I can release my pressure best, when I hit people with sarcasm. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can't? Wrong! Even worse! They break hearts at times. And I'm deeply ashamed to say that I've hurt many people...
    RickiChickie RickiChickie 51-55, F 7 Responses Aug 26, 2011

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    Perfect for this group 
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    I speak Arabic & French. I own Italian on Rosetta Stone but only used it once. This years goal is to learn Italian. Maybe someday I'll speak many languages fluently. My passport...
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    I love the Russian language and can speak some basics, I plan to become fluent some day but for now I am having a hard time finding Russian speakers to chat with. I want to make...
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    I am fluent in Thai, Hindi, Punjabi, English, and French but it just doesn't seem enough. I'm aiming for Spanish and then German. I mean I don't know if it's that important, it...
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit 18-21, F 16 Responses 5 days ago

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    today i also made an awesome bestie who also thinks he's a teddy bear but a panda as well 😂🐼 ! we have so much in common like we can both speak fluent spanish ☺️and we...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 days ago

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    1. I want lots of children, at least five. But considering I've already had a miscarriage plus I've got fertility problems, I'll probably have only one. 2. I can speak a little bit...
    superkitty17 superkitty17 31-35, F 5 days ago