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I Am Fluent In Sarcasm

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    To a degree. Now I have to make this longer,

    and I think I just did. The End
    rainbowrsn1 rainbowrsn1 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 2, 2014

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    Differentisgood Differentisgood 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 16, 2014

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    Sarcasm 101

    Let me just say im fluent in sarcasm, infact I was born with sarcasm. Yeah, so yay for me on that one, high-five people. And another thing I would like to say is that I think all you people are pretty cool, but not as cool as me of course.YupAnd this was my awesome story yay! 
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 16

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    No Way...

    No, actually I'm a total dunce that doesn't know a clothes hanger from their own a$s. Do you think I'm kidding?
    LovelessDeluxe LovelessDeluxe 22-25 3 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    If you can't handle extreme sarcasm,

    you can't be my friend.
    emmaem02 emmaem02 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    How come society makes us feel bad

    for thinking out the box when all the time it's made up to control us. Come play at secreterotica . com it's sexy, fun the groups and library are wicked and no BS censorship either.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense 31-35, M Nov 28, 2014

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    I Am Fluent Sarcasm.

    I speak sarcasm more than I even speak English. Its fun you should try it sometime.
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    I am very sarcastic, maybe

    that would explain why I'm single?
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M Nov 6, 2014

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    Here We Go!

    pffffft! *takes phd degree in sarcasm and walks off stage* 2011 here we GO! *takes bowl hit*
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 34 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 21, 2014

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    Who's Ironizing Too Much, Get's An Sarcasm!

    It's a powerfull weapon and I'm a very ironic a......! I can release my pressure best, when I hit people with sarcasm. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can't? Wrong! Even worse! They break hearts at times. And I'm deeply ashamed to say that I've hurt many people...
    RickiChickie RickiChickie 46-50, F 7 Responses Aug 26, 2011

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    blkknuckles blkknuckles 36-40, M Jun 8, 2014

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    One time there was a really mean boy in my

    class. I wanted to crack a joke and I had the perfect opportunity. I'll just call the boy L. His name is Luke but L is easier to type 300 times. So, L was wearing a shirt that said "My skills are sick". So, I made a comment. My teacher wasn't looking and I announced to L (and...
    dontstopbelievin23 dontstopbelievin23 41-45, F 1 Response May 5, 2014

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    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    costascova costascova 22-25, M Mar 30, 2014

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    Some people can't handle a conversation

    consisting of my sarcasm, people who's profiles are a totally representation of an anime cartoon character......
    Peacepuppy Peacepuppy 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    I am fluent in sarcasm

    but I also know the appropriate times to use it... Some say they are fluent but then they're just *** holes all the time.
    johndun1234 johndun1234 18-21, M 2 Responses May 7, 2014

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    Negglesgirl Negglesgirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 30, 2014

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    Daviddweek Daviddweek 41-45, M 1 Response May 25, 2014

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    My ex boyfriend has been texting me lately

    trying to get me to go out with him again..today he told me that I was the best kisser he's ever had... I thought..awwww...that must suck for you then...knowing you'll never get to kiss these lips again..haha
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 18, 2014

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    Sometimes I'm so sarcastic I don't

    even know when I'm being serious
    smacro112 smacro112 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2014

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    I have a very caustic,

    biting, dry sense of humor. And being sarcastic I'm response to idiotic ignorance is a prime specialty of mine. And if someone really ticks me off, I know how to stick it to them. Usually people say their bark is worse than their bite but if I'm pissed off enough then I bite and...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 23, 2014

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    I can not help it, but I am really sarcastic

    sometimes, and it normally more poor Hubby that gets the brunt of it :0/ The more frustrated I feel the more it comes out... Mind you is nice to floor a compleat Numpty with a sarcastic remark they can find no retort to LOL Yes this can be done, without being rude ;0)
    off2heavenIgo off2heavenIgo 13-15 1 Response Aug 15, 2014

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    No Actually I'm Not

    that's the reason i joined this page is because i can't speak a word of the stupid stuff . . .
    theologian theologian 18-21, M 11 Responses Jul 30, 2010

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    I'm A Brit.... ....that's my job.

    .. GRINK ;-) Geoff xx
    Jazz1Geoff101 Jazz1Geoff101 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 14, 2014

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    I don't care if it's supposedly the lowest form

    of wit, watching someone slow trying to figure out whether or not you're serious is hilarious!
    Kitten2005 Kitten2005 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 22

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    Solgrid Solgrid 26-30, M Feb 11, 2014

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    It's my first language.

    And my favourite.
    SaraNow SaraNow 18-21, F Jun 9, 2014

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    It spews uncontrollably like word vomit from my

    lips. Even my tone is sarcastic.
    anonymousfraud anonymousfraud 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2014

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    im such a sarcastic butt hole.

    ..I dont try to be rude or mean with my sarcasm, it just comes out that way when people say something that you just cant help answering sarcastically. I should probably work on that...
    plasticfaces plasticfaces 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 18

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    Sarcasm Keep It Between Friends. A Word Of Advice You Can Take It Or Leave It. Or You Can Leave It And Then Take It All The Same To Me.

    First thing I read was someone saying they were not sure if the were sarcastic or not. If you don't know if you are sarcastic , then you probably are not. Sarcasm is usually well aimed. Between friends it can be fun and a tension breaker. Trying it with a stranger who does not...
    epithany44 epithany44 46-50, F May 16, 2013

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    You know sarcasm is at it's peak

    when you pour a bucket of it on someone and they don't even know they've just been drenched in it. ~ Me
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 5 Responses Feb 18

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    Ummmm...Yeah. And??

    I speak it quite well indeed. It's the first language I learned thanks to my family. We are a sarcastic lot. People that get assimilated into our horde must learn it or die, lol. Anyone in my family will gladly admit to being a sarcastic ******* pretty much all the time. It...
    Vbot123 Vbot123 31-35, F Aug 9, 2013

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    liamw1995 liamw1995 18-21, M Apr 7, 2014

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    Devinamaria Devinamaria 26-30, F Dec 16, 2013

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    Yes but I look on it

    as being quick witted I don't b sarcastic as in being rude
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 2 Responses May 11, 2014

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    Don't try to hurt people with your sarcasm. You put another person down and as a result will often make those people look or feel small, that's being rude and unpleasant. This is...
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    Hyphenated...... Non-hyphenated.... Ironic isn't it!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 3

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    Surely you have someone in mind?????
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses Mar 7

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    The most ****** up joke life will play on you is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time.
    cat20079 cat20079 36-40, M 5 Responses Mar 9

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    its hilarious I love it jokes anyone?
    dancarew0548 dancarew0548 18-21, M Mar 17

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    The amount of bourbon I drink speaks volumes!
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M Mar 18