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I Am Fluent In Sarcasm

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    To a degree. Now I have to make this longer,

    and I think I just did. The End
    rainbowrsn1 rainbowrsn1 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    liamw1995 liamw1995 18-21, M Apr 7

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    On Occassion

    When it comes it surely flows. Some days you just need it to get through and it definitely helps during certain situations. I tend to use it, along with humor, during uncomfortable moments. I've pissed off a few people and made several blush but it's my defense and it works...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F Dec 20, 2009

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    costascova costascova 22-25, M Mar 30

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    I'm so sarcastic. Sometimes I really don't mean

    to be. Sarcasm is the front I put up because I need something to hide behind.
    daniefaye32346 daniefaye32346 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I Am Fluent Sarcasm.

    I speak sarcasm more than I even speak English. Its fun you should try it sometime.
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    Sarcasm 101

    Let me just say im fluent in sarcasm, infact I was born with sarcasm. Yeah, so yay for me on that one, high-five people. And another thing I would like to say is that I think all you people are pretty cool, but not as cool as me of course.YupAnd this was my awesome story yay! 
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    Devinamaria Devinamaria 26-30, F Dec 16, 2013

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    I Like Sarcasm

    It's part of my sense of humor, but sometimes it can also help protect yourself. If you really don't want to answer a question, just be sarcastic about it. Easy enough.                                                            
    TheRealJade TheRealJade 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 19, 2011

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    I am in loveeeeeee with this group.

    Such earnest people. Much truth. Wow.
    ericpt24 ericpt24 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    Sarcasm? No!

    There is an entire group of people who need me to clarify everything I say, as to whether I'm being sarcastic or not. Half the time I don't know or care.
    andthelawwon andthelawwon 22-25, F Apr 18, 2011

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    No Way...

    No, actually I'm a total dunce that doesn't know a clothes hanger from their own a$s. Do you think I'm kidding?
    LovelessDeluxe LovelessDeluxe 22-25 3 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    I'm fed up with this world.

    I am constantly being lied to... Like today I went to make food and thought I'd grab some instant noodles seeing as I didn't have time. I then realised I had been lied too when I had to cook my instant noodles, 5 minutes that took.. Instant? **** off...
    Mem0ryy Mem0ryy 18-21, M Feb 9

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    It gets me in trouble frequently,

    but it helps people you don't want to talk to go away. Just throw more sarcasm at them and BAM, they're gone lol.
    AnInfamousDerka AnInfamousDerka 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    It spews uncontrollably like word vomit from my

    lips. Even my tone is sarcastic.
    anonymousfraud anonymousfraud 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    Yup Im A Pro At This☺

    and people hate iTTTTTT !!!!! lol but its all in fun I really dont like being a rude b----
    PRETTYGIRLHATESTHEWORLD PRETTYGIRLHATESTHEWORLD 18-21, F Jan 3, 2011

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    Sarcasm Keep It Between Friends. A Word Of Advice You Can Take It Or Leave It. Or You Can Leave It And Then Take It All The Same To Me.

    First thing I read was someone saying they were not sure if the were sarcastic or not. If you don't know if you are sarcastic , then you probably are not. Sarcasm is usually well aimed. Between friends it can be fun and a tension breaker. Trying it with a stranger who does not...
    epithany44 epithany44 46-50, F May 16, 2013

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    I'm A Brit.... ....that's my job.

    .. GRINK ;-) Geoff xx
    Jazz1Geoff101 Jazz1Geoff101 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    Ummmm...Yeah. And??

    I speak it quite well indeed. It's the first language I learned thanks to my family. We are a sarcastic lot. People that get assimilated into our horde must learn it or die, lol. Anyone in my family will gladly admit to being a sarcastic ******* pretty much all the time. It...
    Vbot123 Vbot123 31-35, F Aug 9, 2013

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    Solgrid Solgrid 26-30, M Feb 11

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    I'm convinced I was born being naturally

    sarcastic. Most of the time I really don't mean any harm by it, it's just a quirk of mine I've done little to change.
    Vixen2010 Vixen2010 22-25, F Mar 19

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    Will somebody PLEEEAAAASSSEE make up a sarcasm font
    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Soy Mexicano Americano, unos le dicen Chicano, otros te dicen pocho, le entiendo a los gabachos, y le entiendo a mi raza, el desierto es de donde vengo, Indio corre por mi sangre...
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    English is not my native language but still I want to speak it naturally. I have always problem in expressing my thoughts using this language. I wish I could learn more. I am...
    chocogirl87 chocogirl87 26-30, F Mar 31

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    Was heisst das denn eigentlich, wenn man behauptet, eine Sprache fliessend sprechen zu koennen? Gehe man davon aus, dass "fliessend" auch "perfekt" bedeute? Nein, gar nicht...
    scorpioman84 scorpioman84 26-30 Apr 2

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    I speak Arabic (my mother tongue) French, English and now learning Italian ;) Any Italians in here?
    Beyrouth Beyrouth 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm immune cuz I am. I think it's funny but some ppl don't.
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 21

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    I love this saying, I have heard it only one or two times. Still a favorite! It also fits me perfectly lol...
    MrsGrisham MrsGrisham 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Love this, explains me pretty well xD
    musicislife00 musicislife00 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I grew up speaking English and Cantonese as simultaneous first languages and subsequently learnt Mandarin. I speak enough French to get by on but nowhere near fluent
    dlrannie dlrannie 22-25, F 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    English, Sarcasm and Jibberish! :P Most familiar with the latter two languages haha
    TheOriginalDarkHorse TheOriginalDarkHorse 18-21, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I do. Then it depends on what language we're talking about. In French. yeah I guess I do. Mostly not now anymore, but I've had several accents along the years. Esp. little, I was...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F Apr 4

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    I speak some Spanish but I am not fluent and have a heavy American accent. I work in customer service and try to help my peeps but damn SOME of them are just rude and get upset...
    finallypresent finallypresent 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I was fortunate enough to witness the terrible scene of birth right after breakfast last week... thought that'd get your attention. Pull up a chair, stool, monkey, or whatever you...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M Mar 21

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    I can be really sarcastic at times! Especially when I feel really irritated by someone ... I don't mean to, though, its just a natural reaction for me. I guess I get it from my...
    K3736 K3736 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    No one in my family gets my sense of sarcasm. It's highly annoying, being as sarcasm is a part of my personality. I feel I cannot be myself around them at all.
    TheAlbinoGirl TheAlbinoGirl 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 2

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    wow i just love this song it makes a lot of sense you just gotta love sarcasm humor lols perfect cobination lols"And if you can't detect the sarcasm, you've misunderstood" lols...
    omichio omichio 22-25, F Apr 3

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    I had a very very bad morning. We were at the restaurant. The first sign something was going wrong was when I asked dad when the date was. He told us 5-6 But the way me and Jake...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 5

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    "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Only for those who have no idea how to use it. Those who frequently say "um" and "y'know". No I don't know. Articulate yourself. Then you might...
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 8 Responses Apr 11

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    Sarcasm is a learned skill. I tried once as a kid; my mother just looked at me and said "That was not sarcasm. That was idiocy." She's still my hero.
    LillikoiSeed LillikoiSeed 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Religion or nationality doesn't matter as long as you believe in Almighty God as One and can speak English fluently. I have 4 apartments for living in. I will give you one of...
    newmuslimstv newmuslimstv 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    So I'd caught the eyes of a mocking bird outside my kitchen window perched, while I was doing dishes. He'd just stared at me and it was as if I'd felt his symbolism. I'm working...
    magentafoxfire magentafoxfire 18-21, F Mar 23

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    Jacob's Abstract Theory on the Relevance Between Music and People - find a song you like, preferably without lyrics. This song must have many moving parts, much like the human...
    MarimbaJake MarimbaJake 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    I have a problem talking to people face to face or even over the phone I tent to get tounge tied or not be able to speak fluently and look stupid
    Jackie85 Jackie85 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    A friend asked me that, being multilingual, what language are my thoughts in primarily... I learnt Arabic and Urdu first growing up. I knew a little Pashto and Farsi as well (my...
    amankhalila amankhalila 18-21, F Mar 25

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    You never know if the person you meet will recognize your stutter-That scares the heck out of me. I'm a covert stutterer, meaning that I don't stutter as bad but I hide it well...
    onlyhumann onlyhumann 16-17 2 Responses Mar 26

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    Hate the fact that people who don't stutter think they can relate and that it's easy to speak fluently. People have no patience to listen.
    itzayana itzayana 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    1) I grew up a hippie kid and traveled around the US and Mexico in psychedelic converted camper named 'Mother'. 2) I speak mostly fluent Spanish. (I've forgotten some.) 3) I...
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 9 Responses Mar 26

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    This is the sort of situation I never thought I would get into. I thought I was too old and too smart to make the mistakes I'd seen my friends go through in their early twenties...
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    Korean, Japanese, Portuguese and perhaps Italian are the main languages I would like I learn and speak fluently! I wouldn't mind learning a native language like aborigine or...
    WaterSpiritt WaterSpiritt 18-21, F Mar 30

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    I was out walking along the main road when I saw a man pushing a heavy trolley around. It was filled with his goods.What you would have seen at Steptoe & Son's yard. (google for...
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    1. What's your favourite candle smell? >>>>Wild Orchid comes to mind, but I also enjoy Lavender scented candles as well. 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister...
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    Im indonesian, and im not fluently in english, im 22 y.o, i love reading and i love kids. Its been 3 years since i be a teacher at sunday school church. Im not beauty at all, im...
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