Birds that flock together are birds....
in conjunction with a question i posed..about how men perceive women wearing heels, stockings/black tights, tight dresses, and/or dresses that show clevage as doing so to attract...
Do you make (funny) music? In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games? I have 2 free groups on FB (& Tagged, Yahoo & Google Groups) forming. Comment/message for...
I tossed my cousins cat on to my bed and the cat bounced it was funny
Intelligence and humour, attractive.
A man, good physique, intelligent and funny, oh!
Women should be smart and quirkily funny, and honest in their opinions.
I always enjoy this. People can be so funny and kind and it's always amusing to meet new friends. I'm always up for a nice chat c: If you want to be friends just hit me up!
Hehe. People from Louisiana sound funny..giggles.
I appreciate, when such men exist and their women get lucky to have them by their sides.
But I truly love and adore my Twin Flame, who is tender, sweet, kind, funny and very...
It's always nice. And people who are funny sure can make your day go from okay to, I haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
I thought it was funny anyway
Wife asked husband if her butt is big
Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill
Husband wants to get frisky that night
Wife says... "and I'm...
Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
You got to admit...you do look rather funny!!!!
I find it funny that when people want you to change for them, they won't even step out of their own comfort zone hmm..
Mike Tyson is the most unintentionally funny person ever
I like being funny some of these groups on ep though are just too funny they can't be real people doing the stuff I want to laugh
Search Mike Tyson quotes he has to be the unintentionally funniest person in the world
Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out...
"Well, here I am, cleverly disguised as a responsible adult."
Has anyone seen this? I laughed when I first did. How smart is this six year old girl? When she got into trouble at school, her mother had her write out a whole page of "I will...
I wonder - What made her Scream?
Stupid warnings on products. Or are they?
6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"
When you have a nice profile picture, people been messaging you. But, when you have a ordinary photo, people barely talk to you. Like seriously!
It made me crack up, out of 100...
Oh believe me, I'm ALWAYS in the mood(:p
A man was driving along the motorway when he saw two penguins standing in the hard shoulder. They looked lost, so he picked them up and put them in the back seat of his car. He...
I like to make people feel better with jokes and comforting.
Biazzare Moments : no.1
While eating chips,sitting at the beach with my children & chips laid out in front of us I had a way to close encounter with a seagull. As he flew towards...
There is one table that 4 people are supposed to sit on they they are you, me ,will ,marry in what order would they all sit
old people at weddings always pinched my cheeks and say you're next so I do the same to them at funerals
You can say its small but I'll just say that even the Titanic can fill the Grand Canyon
so a telemarketer phones me and I decide to **** with him so this is how it goes:
me - what are you wearing
him - did I just hear you right. did you just ask me what I am...
I love a video that you just want to watch over and over again.
If you can make me laugh then I like you.
Ohhhhh.... nooooo... say it ain't soooooo.... Mrs. Potatohead .... a cannibal?!!
My Greatest Inspiration
Over the years I've had many experiences that have inspired me to be true to myself. So far, my greatest inspiration has been a young man I met about...
"Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion.
And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence."
Red Dwarf; Arnold J Rimmer
this one is more of a let go line
baby you must be miss ford cuz I just have to kick your ***
sorry ford owners
I pick up more than yellow chicks
No way, I don't have the lungs for this.