I'm just wondering what type of people use this app cause I'm smart and everything but people think I'm Wired as **** but jokes at the same time or is this app of everyone so what...
I find it funny when my husband tells me to overlook the faults of his mom or sister .He thinks I should be polite to them whayever happens.Well,I am not a saint and I won't...
i love my ep'eep you guys are the best!!! so funny and serious when need be!
I don't know why I find this so funny..
Specially from Bill. He makes every conversation utterly sweet and funny. Bill, I love talking to you. ☺
Watch the video it's so funny
I love funny insults, if you don't try to take them to seriously you'll have a fun time.
This situation never fails to make me laugh out loud while I am all alone.
I know this guy who is a little dumb, he once wanted to call in sick, what was his excuse? He messaged...
yea i m very funny, i want to see every one to be very happy,
I love funny guys who are childish that's like 5 points right there lol
I have a funny (but gross) story for everyone... So a couple of days ago at the nail salon, a lady walked in. Her attitude was very rude, obnoxious and ghetto. She was basically...
Ah, but I am exactly as funny as I think I am! You just have to be a huge nerd to get all my jokes. :P
I sometimes fart and sneeze at the same time. It's so funny and embarrassing, but really funny.
My boyfriend came yesterday to spend the day with me and baby (baby and I?).And he finally let me cornrow his hair. Lol.He looked so funny, not because hes white but maybe if his...
The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press...
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a...
Most people in the Upper Penn. of Mich. have steel 55 Gal burning barrels. We all burn our paper trash. Through the years I discovered I have a real problem with these barrels...
Tell me, why do you have a mold of Candace? - Baljeet
I got molds of all my friends. - Buford
I'm not sure how I feel about that. - Isabella
Disney series "Phineas And Ferb"
So I've been staying at my friends apartment lately for personal reasons and I was taking a shower and blaring music and singing along and talk know how it goes well
In the middle...
I seriously cried when I watched this, Idek.
I just want to hug him haha
I thought my friends would get a kick out of this little story since it's "alien" related and this happened long before my reputation has grown to be known as the eye of alien...
What you have seen...Better see it again to be double sure
Can't upload it so I'll include what it said.
(symbols will look weirder on app than on browser)
Mom:You're so beautiful/handsome!
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Dad: You're gonna break...
Um all these things, all the time
I called a Tina today at work and thought "Tina! Eat your meatloaf!" But accidentally said it out loud 😂😂😂
I was going for a job interview in 2005 and was so nervous and couldn't eat anything that day.
Twenty minutes before my job interview my stomach started the make noises so I went...
I don't know they're just hilarious. And not the idiotic ones like when someone just randomly shouts out 69 or something but the more thought out ones or when someone tells me a...
There's just something about a guy who makes you giggle like a little schoolgirl. :)
I like girls farting, any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
A day without sunshine is like, you know?? Night.
I recently got crap from someone for replying a day late. Like they knew me personally and I had tried to offend them.
Technically we hadn't spoken since I said hello.
ok lets see what all of ya'll been doing the last minute :P lol
EP is full of perverted trolling clowns... Hahaha
^ Literally can't get over this! And this one! ;)And this ='DCourtesy: Sent by a facebook friend!
What do you think of people that heart their won posts?
This is just a really funny story I wanted to share. In first grade, I was playing tag with my friends. Being the clumsy and stupid person I am, I ran into a pole. My front tooth...
.. So today, my worst fear was realised ... I entered the men’s room by accident!
I had just finished a lengthy exam, was pretty tired, I had a headache, was drowsy and dizzy, I...
When guys block me cause I don't send naughty pics.