I Am Funny When I'm Angry and I Hate It

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    Not Funny At All

    I don't seem to have this problem now, but when I was a kid, it was awful; apparently me being in a stroke inducing rage that makes one wish for a suitcase nuke was prime time entertainment at school. The last threads of restraint (i.e. not wanting to be in trouble) kept me from...
    solowing solowing
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Apr 10, 2011

    For Example....

    "I want to shove my foot up your *** and pull it out your mouth and then beat you with it until you taste your own ****...." Quite funny.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 10, 2009

    Blehhhhhhhhhhh

    I always say things I don't mean to say, quite literally.Case in point (directed at my brother):"You're a dumbass. I'm gonna kick you *** if you don't get me the microwave! NOW you ******! Errr I meant the remote!! Pinche guey!! Dame el control!!!!!!!!Oh that's the other thing.I...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    2 Responses Apr 10, 2011

    Depends On How Upset I Am and Why

    I can sometimes laugh at myself when others do and I'm mad. But it depends on exactly HOW upset I am and why.  If I am SERIOUSLY pissed off, and someone laughs at something I say about it, I won't yell at them. I just give them "the look." ...
    TopazSkye TopazSkye
    26-30, F
    May 21, 2009

    My Sister Used Me For Her Own Entertainment

    Apparently, she'd laugh at me, which would anger me more, which would make her laugh more, etc... vicious cycle that was NOT fun or funny! 
    Brinckmyster Brinckmyster
    26-30, F
    Dec 2, 2009

    Grrrr

    When people p*ss me off, and I mean really p*ss me off, I can go on rambling for hours, until what I say doesnt make any sense anymore. I can yell and scream and be frustrated until people get stomach cramps because of laughing so hard. Which p*sses me off even more. Which makes...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente
    18-21, F
    May 4, 2008

    Well Sometimes, and Only With One Person

    There was really only one person who thought it was funny sometimes when I was angry - my ex.  We had these little sayings we'd say to each other whenever we wanted to be cute and lovey-dovey, but sometimes when I'd be angry I'd say them.  Not on purpose though, and not...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 17, 2008

    Why Should I Even Bother

    I really dislike getting angry around my family.  My family thinks I'm funny when I get this way.  Which only makes me more upset with them.  It is very hard to get my frustration across to them when they are laughing. My southern acent gets stronger, my hand...
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Sep 15, 2008

    What Could Be More Infuriating?

    Given the intensity of my emotions, I rarely feel mere anger.  I feel rage and fury.  I want to breathe fire on everything.  I imagine floating through crowds, hacking down hordes of faceless people with a sword.  You get the idea.  As such, it is...
    EPGrace EPGrace
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Sep 19, 2008

    Yep

    I've been told numerous times that I'm funny (and sometimes cute) when angry. I do have moments when my anger is anything but funny, but for the most part I turn into someone who has an extremely difficult time mastering the English language & finishing a declarative sentence...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 7, 2011

    It's So Irritating..

    I can't get angry and let people know. I get reaaaaally sarcastic when I am pissed off and letting people know about it. When I'm venting, they would start laughing at me and I'm like huh? This isn't funny, I'm dead serious!! They always tell me that they can't help it 'cause I'm...
    AuntTammy AuntTammy
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 18, 2008
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