:* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;)
*sorry for my bad english*
My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
Person: yo~ american!
Me: hi korean!
Person: what's your name?
Me: my name is erica
Person: oh really!? i'm orea
Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea
~few moments later~
With this app after you send a message you can't...
You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right...
The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour..
For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
gimme the tools"
mafia boss:"yeah, the ones that we need for this gig, the ones you had to bring"
*something suddenly comes around the corner*
me:*screams and jumps and does poor hand karate just to see it was a leaf*
*me tryina steal something...
and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
how do we get our names the father replied, well your sister is called little fawn running because there was a little fawn running by when she was born, and your brother is called big Buffalo because there is a big Buffalo near us when he was born.................. now do you...