I Am Funny

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    You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right... However.. The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour.. For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
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    3 Responses Feb 12, 2008

    I called a Tina today at work

    and thought "Tina! Eat your meatloaf!" But accidentally said it out loud πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    1 Response Jun 9, 2015

    ten ways to tell your not a genius 10.

    you can't spell 9. you have to state it- seriously ur not fooling anyone but yourself. 8- if you act like a guy or girl that just road a bicycle with out a seat over dumb sh** being said. look life's to short to have an evil koala up your ***. 7. repeat 10 thru 8 6. if you...
    Sorellana Sorellana
    Feb 29

    Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having

    An Affair. This Is Priceless :) 
    Moonlighting22 Moonlighting22
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 16

    so a telemarketer phones me

    and I decide to **** with him so this is how it goes: me - what are you wearing him - did I just hear you right. did you just ask me what I am wearing or did I misunderstand you me - no you heard me right. so suit and tie him - no only cause we're at a call center. why...
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    Jan 18

    The LOL Experience!!!

    it was once i was chatting with my EX.....and i said lol she din't know what it means....but in our native language...a similar word means "dumb" so she annoyingly said..." You LOL!!!" lol!!!
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Feb 11, 2013
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    2 Responses Oct 20, 2014

    OK so here is an example of someone I blocked

    and why. slimeprime- Can I ask an honest woman an honest question? me- I will indulge go for it. inbox..... slimeprime- OK I ask here? me- go for it but stupid questions get stupid answers. slimeprime- wTF?? are you retarded? WTF is your PROBLEM?!?!FUCJ YOU!!! CALLING ME...
    Sorellana Sorellana
    3 Responses Feb 29

    My friends little bother

    who is two years old (almost 3) was brought to our cross country meet today and I wanted to be funny and annoy her family. I told him to say "swag" and the first few times he didn't. But an hour later I came up to him and asked him to say swag and he actually said it and wouldn...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472
    13-15, F
    Aug 25, 2015

    I think I am so funny I crack myself up

    once I made myself laugh so hard I peed myself hahahahaha
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    2 Responses Dec 2, 2015

    I don't talk alot, but

    when I do it's usually to make someone laugh.
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    Jun 3, 2014

    Here is a photo of my face.

    Take a photo like mine and I will swap the faces for the photos for fun. Post a picture if you want to do a face swap done for laughs. I will message you the results of the face swap.
    Beme88 Beme88
    26-30, M
    Nov 6, 2015

    First time i realized I shouldn't have chewed

    the first cough drop. Ya know what I'll own that. Second time - wtf I wasn't going to chew it dammit The sad part is I only had two cough drops. I feel horrible I chewed them both. Now my coworker is out.
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet
    41-45, M
    Mar 2
    ragd0ll ragd0ll
    18-21, F
    Dec 11, 2015

    I Have Ppl In Stitches With My Dry Humour..thank God Im Not Anurse

    i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Sep 18, 2012

    So Funny . . .

    No funny person has shared a story here.  Now that's funny.
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor
    66-70, F
    9 Responses Jun 19, 2007

    Lord this had me balling

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ β˜•οΈπŸΈπŸ‘€
    Ro11and Ro11and
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 5, 2015

    It just comes out naturally.

    I like making someone smile and happy and my mind just can't stop thinking about silly things that makes someone else laugh.. well, even I laugh at it... so yeah, I look like a crazy person laughing alone. lol. I can enjoy my own company. ;) a good way to pit it, right? XD
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    Mar 2

    I've been told many times I'm funny

    but it's all a matter of perspective . My humor is a bit dry and sarcastic
    ArtsyFaerie32 ArtsyFaerie32
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Oct 30, 2014

    I went out for drinks with boyfriend

    and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
    Anonymouscoast Anonymouscoast
    Dec 21, 2014

    And usually when I get in trouble

    or don't wanna talk to people. I just don't speak in English. I speak in French since I'm a French girl. And they can't understand me so they just leave xD. If I'm getting in trouble I speak very little and very bad English so they think I'm still learning the laws of the...
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    3 Responses Oct 1, 2015

    In 6th grade after our teacher read us two

    different versions of Cinderella she asked the class,"Alright so what did both Cinderellas have in common?" I blurted out,"They both had balls." The whole class tried not to laugh and the teacher just looked at me strangely then said,"Yes but that's not the answer I was...
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    Jul 31, 2015

    I ******* Love lil b Man my whole life I've

    been looking up to this one guy he is my am one of my main role models and the other one would be Steval and Johnny Knoxville from jackass i'll love to **** around with those guys
    omarswagger666 omarswagger666
    18-21, M
    Dec 13, 2015

    Laugh and the world laughs with you.

    Snore and you sleep alone! Just remember this people! XD
    3st3ll3 3st3ll3
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jan 15, 2015

    HE : You're like a mountain,

    so hard to move u ME : I wonder y ur still trying to move me?
    CuteDelilah CuteDelilah
    22-25, F
    Oct 4, 2015
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 20, 2015

    Girl I ain't no farmer

    but I thought I'd come over and say hay.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Aug 11, 2014

    after all the sh!# we been through.

    ...can't believe we still together..........my *** cheeks...
    lovabledoll lovabledoll
    26-30, F
    Dec 14, 2014

    if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow

    lady hamster i would say β€˜are you from amsterdam because hamster, D A M N!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
    w3lcom3 w3lcom3
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 3, 2015

    I was laughing at this funny post

    and was like: "aaah sometimes I just love people" then suddenly my face went poker and I got all serious "Sometimes."
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    1 Response Apr 7, 2015

    eMpTy7 eMpTy7
    22-25, M
    Dec 14, 2015

    Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having

    An Affair. This Is Priceless :) 
    Moonlighting22 Moonlighting22
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Nov 19, 2014

    Want to improvise jokes?

    In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games? I have 2 free groups on FB (& Tagged, Yahoo & Google Groups) forming. Comment/message for links & questions. Film group is no budget, indie, independent, guerrilla, skeleton crew level. No experience needed. Seeking...
    supergirl805 supergirl805
    22-25, F
    Feb 10

    I have my own personal measurement tool

    for "Standard" inside my inner world. But when I see someone who takes out his own personal ruler to measure others' standard in public, it is kind of funny at first. If you don't even know what is her background and what she has been trough in all her life, how accurate your...
    whyacinth whyacinth
    36-40, F
    Apr 11

    Ttyl = Timmy turner yells look WTF= where's the

    food GTG = going to google Lmao = laughing minions all over LOL= like over love
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

    In first grade I had this plastic squirrel

    that I found at a yard sale and I kept it in my desk at school b/c they have those cubby things and that was my pet squirrel for a few months and I would pretend to feed it and everything
    JacobSp123 JacobSp123
    18-21, T
    1 Response Aug 27, 2015

    Today cops came to my house.

    And we got taught to not answer the door. But I wanted to. So I answered the door and said in my best British accent "you want some tea and crumpets mister buttcrack face" and then I slammed the door and ran xD and then he was yelling from outside that he's gonna come back with...
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    Oct 1, 2015

    Any girls wanna chat super bored into anything

    out for yolos ask me any question will be answered
    omarog omarog
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 4, 2015

    I make jokes pretty often,

    but usually I'm the only one laughing xD
    PiggieCutie PiggieCutie
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Nov 16, 2015

    If you really had to tell people you are funny.

    Chances are you're not that funny...
    YungFettuccine YungFettuccine
    18-21, M
    Feb 25

    Disclaimer: I have bird flu I don't feel good

    and I may offend someone. That being said.... So my damn fire alarm has been chirping for a week now. It sits ten feet up on the ceiling where I can only make crude gestures at it. Today, I tried to knock it down with the umbrella Amazon sent me in the thank you but no thank...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 8

    me:knock knock you:who's

    there me:daisy you:daisy who me:daisy me rollin they hatin!!!!! (i know im not actually that funny)
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    1 Response Jan 10

    About Mark Howard

    My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
    starmandoc starmandoc
    1 Response May 17, 2013

    I have concluded from my research

    that being gay or lesbian is totally natural because we are infact 'homo' sapiens
    idoubtthat idoubtthat
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 16, 2015

    Voldemort: your mamma's s- Harry: you killed my

    mom Voldemort: oh, you fathers s- Harry: you killed my dad Voldemort: dang it!
    DragonFaery DragonFaery
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 21

    Sun Beds!!

    Δ°t was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
    Deejay1510 Deejay1510
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 13, 2013

    Sometimes I Do Things Without Thinking

    Korean app: Person: hi! Me: hello~ Person: yo~ american! Me: hi korean! Person: what's your name? Me: my name is erica Person: oh really!? i'm orea Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea ~few moments later~ ohh wait.. haha xD With this app after you send a message you can't...
    MidnightMeraki MidnightMeraki
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

    Okay. I'm sorry guys,

    but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;) *sorry for my bad english*
    Tromal Tromal
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 2, 2014


    ! 😫😫😫😫
    barbie899 barbie899
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 5, 2015

    A thief broke into my house last night.

    .. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
    KingComedian KingComedian
    16-17, M
    Jul 17, 2014

    You know what,when I grow up I want to be.

    .. . . . . . . . . . . . . With you πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ˜†πŸ˜
    claninzx claninzx
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2015

    Fun adds to charm in life

    provided it remains within boundaries. Sometimes one indulges in fun making which is remembered and enjoyed. Once my hubby was going to shave when suddenly I recalled a piece of experience, so I decided to imitate. I immediately followed him, started teasing and when he was arou...
    modeve modeve
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 18, 2015

    I am funnier than you.

    I laugh daily. Enjoy life everyone.
    Jambo491 Jambo491
    22-25, M
    Dec 18, 2015
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