i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
İt was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
I always seem to be able to think of something funny to say, but I usually have to hold it in because it's not always appropriate. An example would be this time I was on the elevator with some other guy. We were both on our way to our respective apartments. I lived a couple...
Person: yo~ american!
Me: hi Korean!
Person: what's your name? how old are you?
Me: i'm 14, you? My name is erica
Person: oh really!? I'm orea
Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea
~few moments later~
With this app after you send a...
and hilarious and my friends always liked me for that. But recently, whenever I try to make my friends laugh, I always get awkward responses. They don't say it but I can feel myself changing. And when someone says a joke, I don't laugh as much anymore. Is there some problem?
You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right...
The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour..
For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
i laugh a lot. i always joke with my friends and family. but they always get offended but it wasn't to really name fun. just me being funny. but if you really get to know me you will see how funny I am.
A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com...
and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the...
i worked for an employment agency at various plants around the area. Too much time on my hands, made me a regular stand up comedian on the lines I worked on. I was ALWAYS joking around with the guys especially.Always had 'em laughing at my goofy sense of humor! was told on...
but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;)
*sorry for my bad english*
on the 12 day of christmas my facebook gave to me:
12 dudes in blocking
11 friends just watching
10 corny topics
9 busted barbies
8 friends complaining
7 stalkers stalking
6 party invites
5 DRAMMMAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEENS!
4 game requests
3 photo tags
AND A CREEPER...
and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?!"
and I'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants"
I'm at the super market. I'm obviously spending way too much money for a carton of milk like every body else!
:* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
O potato chip why do you stare at me while I'm in Wallmart shopping. You know your a dirty girl and that you want nothing more than to make me fat. You cover yourself with cheese, salt I even once seen you covered in dill. I think your the feell good part of my weekend, but the...
today me and my friend was talking,it was night time so we were eating dinner i was talking to him and he started to laugh a lot he stayed for a few more hours and i made him laugh like 20 times! I was not trying,so i guess it was just coming out of me.
describing the internal working of the computer....
the narrator said, a computer has a MOTHERBOARD..... suddenly MOTHERF3KER came in to my mind...... and i translated this in my head like this
a computer has a MOTHERF3KER, on which there are many small devices, which do the...