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    Share the funniest thing

    that has happened to you in the last year. Then put" And that's how I met your Mother/Father." And GO!
    Himewari0213 Himewari0213 18-21, F Aug 15

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    The LOL Experience!!!

    it was once i was chatting with my EX.....and i said lol she din't know what it means....but in our native language...a similar word means "dumb" so she annoyingly said..." You LOL!!!" lol!!!
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife 26-30, M 4 Responses Feb 11, 2013

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    after all the sh!# we been through.

    ...can't believe we still together..........my *** cheeks...
    lovabledoll lovabledoll 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 14, 2014

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    I laugh at damn random things

    and sometimes I laugh simply cause it makes me feel AWESOME
    Indieda Indieda 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 14

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    Depends..

    You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right... However.. The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour.. For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    if I'd be in a mafia; mafia boss:"okay Effy,

    gimme the tools" me:"tools?" mafia boss:"yeah, the ones that we need for this gig, the ones you had to bring" me:"oh shhhit...." *something suddenly comes around the corner* me:*screams and jumps and does poor hand karate just to see it was a leaf* *me tryina steal something...
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F Apr 7

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    I'm just wondering what type of people use this

    app cause I'm smart and everything but people think I'm Wired as **** but jokes at the same time or is this app of everyone so what I'm asking is what are the type of people that use this app ?
    omarOG66 omarOG66 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 20, 2014

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    A thief broke into my house last night.

    .. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
    KingComedian KingComedian 13-15, M Jul 17, 2014

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    Ihan13 Ihan13 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 23

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    if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow

    lady hamster i would say โ€˜are you from amsterdam because hamster, D A M N!โ€™. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
    w3lcom3 w3lcom3 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 3

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    Fun adds to charm in life

    provided it remains within boundaries. Sometimes one indulges in fun making which is remembered and enjoyed. Once my hubby was going to shave when suddenly I recalled a piece of experience, so I decided to imitate. I immediately followed him, started teasing and when he was arou...
    modeve modeve 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 18

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    3st3ll3 3st3ll3 13-15, F May 22

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    I was laughing at this funny post

    and was like: "aaah sometimes I just love people" then suddenly my face went poker and I got all serious "Sometimes."
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    i am funny . i don't care what nobody say,

    i don't care if nobody laugh . i crack myself up hoping it will spread to others .
    Davonnaaa Davonnaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 16, 2014

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    Ttyl = Timmy turner yells look WTF= where's the

    food GTG = going to google Lmao = laughing minions all over LOL= like over love
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 31, 2014

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    About Mark Howard

    My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
    starmandoc starmandoc 51-55 3 Responses May 17, 2013

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    swaged104 swaged104 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 25

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    In 6th grade after our teacher read us two

    different versions of Cinderella she asked the class,"Alright so what did both Cinderellas have in common?" I blurted out,"They both had balls." The whole class tried not to laugh and the teacher just looked at me strangely then said,"Yes but that's not the answer I was...
    XxLionHeartxX XxLionHeartxX 18-21 4 Responses Jul 31

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    My friends little bother

    who is two years old (almost 3) was brought to our cross country meet today and I wanted to be funny and annoy her family. I told him to say "swag" and the first few times he didn't. But an hour later I came up to him and asked him to say swag and he actually said it and wouldn...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Sun Beds!!

    ฤฐt was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
    Deejay1510 Deejay1510 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 13, 2013

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    Six hundred million ways to suffer

    and I choose you! :D
    moonii moonii 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    I went out for drinks with boyfriend

    and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
    Anonymouscoast Anonymouscoast 22-25 Dec 21, 2014

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    If you're going to do something tonight

    that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning. Sleep Late :D
    Angelov Angelov 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    Ihan13 Ihan13 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 24

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    When your teacher says a stupid joke

    but you need to pass the class
    FataIity FataIity 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 10

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    Kman4You Kman4You 36-40, M 1 Response May 30

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    I honestly think I'm the funniest person

    and its heartbreaking when no one laughs at my jokes but me
    tiki18 tiki18 13-15, F May 30

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    comedy, of any sort, is usually a byproduct of

    a tumor that grows on the human soul. If you know a really funny person who isn't tortured and broken inside, I'd say they've just successfully hidden it from you, I'm not saying anything science doesn't already know, by the way. Find a comedian, and you'll usually find...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 9

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    Have you ever said something

    so witty and funny that you found yourself still laughing at it hours later? or is it just me?
    GlamChic GlamChic 18-21, F Feb 1, 2014

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    Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having

    An Affair. This Is Priceless :) 
    Moonlighting22 Moonlighting22 31-35, M 4 Responses Nov 19, 2014

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    Sometimes I Do Things Without Thinking

    Korean app: Person: hi! Me: hello~ Person: yo~ american! Me: hi korean! Person: what's your name? Me: my name is erica Person: oh really!? i'm orea Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea ~few moments later~ ohh wait.. haha xD With this app after you send a message you can't...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

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    I've been told many times I'm funny

    but it's all a matter of perspective . My humor is a bit dry and sarcastic
    ArtsyFaerie32 ArtsyFaerie32 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 30, 2014

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    I was doing the crossword puzzle the other day

    and the clue was "It's full of periods" ....And I instantly thought women! ...I was wrong, it was eras :(
    JimmyEH JimmyEH 26-30, M Jun 3

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    Okay so there's these olives right.

    . There's a black olive and a green olive.. So the black & Green Olive are chillin or whatever you know doing what olives do you know like going to "OLIVE GARDEN"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ... So then the black olive trips and falls so then the green olive says "oh my god are you okay" and then...
    ayojahjah ayojahjah 22-25, M Jul 18

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    In first grade I had this plastic squirrel

    that I found at a yard sale and I kept it in my desk at school b/c they have those cubby things and that was my pet squirrel for a few months and I would pretend to feed it and everything
    JacobSp123 JacobSp123 16-17, T 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Girl I ain't no farmer

    but I thought I'd come over and say hay.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 11, 2014

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    I wanna be that old couple

    who don't even need to talk and can start a fight lol
    ewally123 ewally123 26-30, M 1 Response May 9, 2014

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    Okay. I'm sorry guys,

    but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;) *sorry for my bad english*
    Tromal Tromal 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 2, 2014

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    So Funny . . .

    No funny person has shared a story here.  Now that's funny.
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 9 Responses Jun 19, 2007

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    Batman: So what's with the Ice Palace Superman:

    It's my fortress of solitude and you can relate to that Batman: Sure thing Elsa
    ThatGuyUndertheTree ThatGuyUndertheTree 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 16

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    I called a Tina today at work

    and thought "Tina! Eat your meatloaf!" But accidentally said it out loud ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 9

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    I have zero patience

    for rude old people I donโ€™t care if youโ€™re a senior Iโ€™ll ******* fight you lets see what moves they taught your wrinkled *** in the war of 1812 talk **** get hit
    jamespasio26 jamespasio26 18-21, M 4 Responses Apr 4

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    HEEEEEY my smooooooshies!

    :* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
    iNadaaaa iNadaaaa 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 8, 2014

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