I Am Funny

I came home from seeing the movies with my mom, I was 6 at the time. She left the key to the house inside and locked the door. There was only way we could get in, through the window. I was the only one who could fit through the window...

I was waiting at the bus stop and it comes by really fast. I step back a bit and it stops. I walk over to it to go in, but as I do it moves. This kept happening a couple times.  Eventually it's in the opposite direction. It was at a...

On facebook tonight, I posted a photo of my first pocket knife that my friend gave me.Friend 1: ToTFriend 1: im kinda jellyMe: lolMe: you should be o.oFriend 2: What the heck? Why do you need a pocket knife? XDMe: To shank unsuspecting...

I always seem to be able to think of something funny to say, but I usually have to hold it in because it's not always appropriate. An example would be this time I was on the elevator with some other guy. We were both on our way to our...

You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right...
However..
The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour..
For...

people are always crackin up at me...many times I act the fool so they can laugh and be a lil loose too; but sometimes, when i amjustmeand there is rauscious laughter...i do not quite 'get it'so, i ask...why r u all laughing?and they...

So waking up after a night full of drinking on an empty stomach, I was telling my husband how great of a time I had at the party. I mentioned that my legs were sore from playing soccer with a little blonde kid in the backyard for a...

i worked for an employment agency at various plants around the area. Too much time on my hands, made me a regular stand up comedian on the lines I worked on. I was ALWAYS joking around with the guys especially.Always had 'em laughing at...

it was once i was chatting with my EX.....and i said lol
she din't know what it means....but in our native language...a similar word means "dumb"
so she annoyingly said..." You LOL!!!"

lol!!!

I don't know what my friend was thinking, I really don't. But here's what happened: When we were walking in the hall from lunch my friend put 3 chicken nuggets in her mouth and chewed them, then kept it in her mouth. She said said "Ahh...

I was in kindergarten. There was a contest for the students with the highest math grades. Those who qualified had their names placed in a hat. My name was drawn. I got to eat McDonald's in a limo with other students who won. I remember...

on the 12 day of christmas my facebook gave to me:
12 dudes in blocking
11 friends just watching
10 corny topics
9 busted barbies
8 friends complaining
7 stalkers stalking
6 party invites
5 DRAMMMAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEENS!
4 game requests
3...

I was wearing my hair in 2 pony tails (twintails) at school. I was walking to Tech. Ed. when the music teacher was talking to the Tech. Ed. teacher (the rooms are across from each other). As I was about to go into the room the music...

No funny person has shared a story here.  Now that's funny.

My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey...

today me and my friend was talking,it was night time so we were eating dinner i was talking to him and he started to laugh a lot he stayed for a few more hours and i made him laugh like 20 times! I was not trying,so i guess it was just...

I was vandalized today. My friend graffitied a pig on my arm and called it WTF piggy. The drawing is 5 inches long and 4 inches wide. She drew doodles of it as a minecraft pig then it migrated to my arm as this. She even drew a...

i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some...

During science class the teacher was talking about vacums. He said" Vacuums don't suck, they blow.". One of the boys in the back started laughing kind of silently. The teacher looked up at him and said "What's so funny?", he kept that...

I know of a few of standard ways that people try to be funny.  One is insults, another is absurdity, and another is wordplay; and then there’s the shock approach.  I’m sure there are many more.

Which...