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    Sun Beds!!

    Δ°t was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
    Deejay1510 Deejay1510 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 13, 2013

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    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 31, 2014

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    I don't talk alot, but

    when I do it's usually to make someone laugh.
    ssjwesker ssjwesker 18-21, M Jun 3, 2014

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    hello12351 hello12351 51-55, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    I was laughing at this funny post

    and was like: "aaah sometimes I just love people" then suddenly my face went poker and I got all serious "Sometimes."
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    if I'd be in a mafia; mafia boss:"okay Effy,

    gimme the tools" me:"tools?" mafia boss:"yeah, the ones that we need for this gig, the ones you had to bring" me:"oh shhhit...." *something suddenly comes around the corner* me:*screams and jumps and does poor hand karate just to see it was a leaf* *me tryina steal something...
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F Apr 7

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    If you're going to do something tonight

    that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning. Sleep Late :D
    Angelov Angelov 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    My father used to say,

    "Son, the way to win a woman over is to make her laugh. It's also a great excuse to take your pants off!"
    Hipsterwannabe Hipsterwannabe 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    Journal entry #132. 1/13/2015 I seem to have

    misplaced my deodorant. I used a scented candle this morning. I wrote a check at the grocery store to pay for my 13 cans of cat food. I mistakenly dated it 2014. I asked the clerk if I could have it back. She replied "the date is correct, sir. But this isn't a check. It's a...
    Hipsterwannabe Hipsterwannabe 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    So Funny . . .

    No funny person has shared a story here.  Now that's funny.
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 9 Responses Jun 19, 2007

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    Cheers most likelys..

    .. They think I'm funny :P lolz
    samipee samipee 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    I once fell out of my bike!

    but I didn't get any hurt, guess y??? cause I was sitting on a parked bike !!!
    priyadharshan0 priyadharshan0 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    Laugh and the world laughs with you.

    Snore and you sleep alone! Just remember this people! XD
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 15

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    Wiccalover51 Wiccalover51 51-55, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    I have zero patience

    for rude old people I don’t care if you’re a senior I’ll ******* fight you lets see what moves they taught your wrinkled *** in the war of 1812 talk **** get hit
    jamespasio26 jamespasio26 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    HEEEEEY my smooooooshies!

    :* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
    iNadaaaa iNadaaaa 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 8, 2014

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    Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having

    An Affair. This Is Priceless :) 
    Moonlighting22 Moonlighting22 31-35, M 4 Responses Nov 19, 2014

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    I wanna be that old couple

    who don't even need to talk and can start a fight lol
    ewally123 ewally123 26-30, M 1 Response May 9, 2014

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    Girls can't find their hair ties,

    but they know what you said 7 months ago at 6:40pm. :D
    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    You guys must be defective,

    because I think I'm hilarious.
    angeIcum angeIcum 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 26

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    πŸ˜‚ I think this is the funniest thing I have

    ever wacthed. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152721877793652
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F Mar 2

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    eccentricpython eccentricpython 22-25, F Jan 8

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    When everyone's walking around the class room

    and the teacher says sit down everyone else goes to their seat I just sit down instant "on the floor".
    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M Mar 23

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    Okay, I don't think I'm funny.

    But the people around me thinks I'm funny. It has always been that way. Idk...do you know what I'm trying to say? ._.
    Togepi07 Togepi07 18-21, F Jan 16

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    i am funny . i don't care what nobody say,

    i don't care if nobody laugh . i crack myself up hoping it will spread to others .
    Davonnaaa Davonnaaa 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 16, 2014

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    Congradulations? Indeed!

    You are impervious to spell check.
    IfYouLikePinaColadas IfYouLikePinaColadas 31-35, F Jan 24

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    sure https://www.youtube.

    com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 23

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    Depends..

    You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right... However.. The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour.. For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    Omg... Watch it!! http://m.

    youtube.com/watch?v=je6BNKTf3Ys Only in New Zealand xD
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F Jan 25

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    Have you ever said something

    so witty and funny that you found yourself still laughing at it hours later? or is it just me?
    GlamChic GlamChic 18-21, F Feb 1, 2014

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    Girl I ain't no farmer

    but I thought I'd come over and say hay.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 11, 2014

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    You know what,when I grow up I want to be.

    .. . . . . . . . . . . . . With you πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ˜†πŸ˜
    claninzx claninzx 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    About Mark Howard

    My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
    starmandoc starmandoc 51-55 3 Responses May 17, 2013

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    The LOL Experience!!!

    it was once i was chatting with my EX.....and i said lol she din't know what it means....but in our native language...a similar word means "dumb" so she annoyingly said..." You LOL!!!" lol!!!
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife 26-30, M 4 Responses Feb 11, 2013

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    Okay. I'm sorry guys,

    but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;) *sorry for my bad english*
    Tromal Tromal 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 2, 2014

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    A thief broke into my house last night.

    .. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
    KingComedian KingComedian 13-15, M Jul 17, 2014

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    dksl14 dksl14 18-21, M Jan 8

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    So, I just doing laundry with my like 7 year

    old brother, and I found a bra in the dryer, and I told him "look what I found " looooooll rotfl
    episajerk episajerk 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 16

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    When your friends says a guy likes you.

    . I ran out I ain't grab no shoes or nothing Jesus I ran!! I didn't know what to do, I'm horrible around guysπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™‰
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20

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    XXburnttoastXX XXburnttoastXX 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 20, 2014

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    Six hundred million ways to suffer

    and I choose you! :D
    moonii moonii 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I went out for drinks with boyfriend

    and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
    Anonymouscoast Anonymouscoast 22-25 Dec 21, 2014

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    Lmfao! Fat guys can't

    even get it up ;) hahahah! Good thing I'm skinny.
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 16

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    This little Indian boy asked his father,

    how do we get our names the father replied, well your sister is called little fawn running because there was a little fawn running by when she was born, and your brother is called big Buffalo because there is a big Buffalo near us when he was born.................. now do you...
    MrGemstone MrGemstone 46-50, M Jan 17

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    Sometimes I Do Things Without Thinking

    Korean app: Person: hi! Me: hello~ Person: yo~ american! Me: hi Korean! Person: what's your name? how old are you? Me: i'm 14, you? My name is erica Person: oh really!? I'm orea Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea ~few moments later~ ohh wait.. haha xD With this app after you send a...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

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    I just asked someone

    who messaged for a fun time if we could make hot chocolate And do the Safety Dance Lmafo That was great
    Sincerely77 Sincerely77 36-40, F Oct 8, 2014

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