My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
İt was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
a tumor that grows on the human soul. If you know a really funny person who isn't tortured and broken inside, I'd say they've just successfully hidden it from you, I'm not saying anything science doesn't already know, by the way. Find a comedian, and you'll usually find...
and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
misplaced my deodorant. I used a scented candle this morning.
I wrote a check at the grocery store to pay for my 13 cans of cat food. I mistakenly dated it 2014. I asked the clerk if I could have it back. She replied "the date is correct, sir. But this isn't a check. It's a...
You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right...
The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour..
For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;)
*sorry for my bad english*
i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
gimme the tools"
mafia boss:"yeah, the ones that we need for this gig, the ones you had to bring"
*something suddenly comes around the corner*
me:*screams and jumps and does poor hand karate just to see it was a leaf*
*me tryina steal something...
Person: yo~ american!
Me: hi korean!
Person: what's your name?
Me: my name is erica
Person: oh really!? i'm orea
Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea
~few moments later~
With this app after you send a message you can't...