Person: yo~ american!
Me: hi korean!
Person: what's your name?
Me: my name is erica
Person: oh really!? i'm orea
Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea
~few moments later~
With this app after you send a message you can't...
:* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
İt was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;)
*sorry for my bad english*
You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right...
The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour..
For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
misplaced my deodorant. I used a scented candle this morning.
I wrote a check at the grocery store to pay for my 13 cans of cat food. I mistakenly dated it 2014. I asked the clerk if I could have it back. She replied "the date is correct, sir. But this isn't a check. It's a...
i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.