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I Am Funny

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    I Am Funny

    I think... Of course I laugh at my own jokes!
    Wundaring Wundaring 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 24, 2012

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    I hate when people see me at the super market

    and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?!" and I'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants" I'm at the super market. I'm obviously spending way too much money for a carton of milk like every body else!
    Bharbert Bharbert 13-15 1 Response May 17

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    To every bug I've ever killed,

    I'm sorry. ....sorry that your ***** ***** came into my house uninvited.
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    HEEEEEY my smooooooshies!

    :* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
    iNadaaaa iNadaaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 8

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    maxbondy maxbondy 13-15, M Aug 29

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    I wonder if it's possible

    for a girl to carry a boy
    jimboslice501 jimboslice501 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 9

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    So Funny . . .

    No funny person has shared a story here.  Now that's funny.
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 9 Responses Jun 19, 2007

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    jimboslice501 jimboslice501 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    Is This Funny

    on the 12 day of christmas my facebook gave to me: 12 dudes in blocking 11 friends just watching 10 corny topics 9 busted barbies 8 friends complaining 7 stalkers stalking 6 party invites 5 DRAMMMAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEENS! 4 game requests 3 photo tags 2 friends-a-pokin AND A CREEPER...
    CN2028 CN2028 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 6, 2012

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    When your birthday is coming up

    and everyone asks what you want and you tell them nothing and they keep bugging you and bugging you and you still say nothing 😂 anyone else do this??
    DepressingKayla DepressingKayla 16-17, F Jun 17

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    Have you ever said something

    so witty and funny that you found yourself still laughing at it hours later? or is it just me?
    GlamChic GlamChic 18-21, F Feb 1

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    I amuse myself by posting stories like EP

    Link and EP Link Only bad thing is that they are in experiences in which not many people will see them, so I had to post them here. :P
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F Aug 19

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    Sometimes I Do Things Without Thinking

    Korean app: Person: hi! Me: hello~ Person: yo~ american! Me: hi Korean! Person: what's your name? how old are you? Me: i'm 14, you? My name is erica Person: oh really!? I'm orea Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea ~few moments later~ ohh wait.. haha xD With this app after you send a...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

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    SwimmerGuy22 SwimmerGuy22 18-21, M May 28

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    Just Another Day At Work...

    i worked for an employment agency at various plants around the area. Too much time on my hands, made me a regular stand up comedian on the lines I worked on. I was ALWAYS joking around with the guys especially.Always had 'em laughing at my goofy sense of humor! was told on...
    parakeet8157 parakeet8157 51-55, F May 17, 2012

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    My jokes are kinda lame

    but i try n make them funny so that my friends enjoy them laugh their *** off hahahaha :p add me people
    ronnyCool ronnyCool 18-21, M May 20

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    Girl I ain't no farmer

    but I thought I'd come over and say hay.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 11

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    I've been told I'm funny.

    The only reason I like making people laugh is to make them happy :)
    casdt18 casdt18 18-21, F May 31

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    Sun Beds!!

    İt was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
    Deejay1510 Deejay1510 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 13, 2013

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    The LOL Experience!!!

    it was once i was chatting with my EX.....and i said lol she din't know what it means....but in our native language...a similar word means "dumb" so she annoyingly said..." You LOL!!!" lol!!!
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife 26-30, M 5 Responses Feb 11, 2013

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    i think i am. but only

    when im happy. if im with my friends, (who i dont have much of!) i can be a fun, positive person.
    dreamingofhappiness dreamingofhappiness 22-25, F May 27

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    Or so I've been told.

    Haha I just make people laugh, idk how or why. My friends do enjoy my sarcasm tho
    CutiePie199 CutiePie199 18-21, F 1 Response May 24

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    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    Probably. A Little.

    I always seem to be able to think of something funny to say, but I usually have to hold it in because it's not always appropriate. An example would be this time I was on the elevator with some other guy. We were both on our way to our respective apartments. I lived a couple...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 31, 2011

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    jimboslice501 jimboslice501 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    greatthenate greatthenate 16-17, M Aug 29

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    My bf wont marry me because he said i need to

    change and to be mature. He said i always bother him because i always ask for his help. He also said i have bad personality because i am easy to angry. He said im very messy person i dont clean my room. He always make me feel bad
    henrylikesme henrylikesme 18-21, F 2 Responses May 20

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    Survey reveals Top 50 funniest jokes ever told

    [HK] A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com...
    7DeadlySin 7DeadlySin 13-15, M Jul 23

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    (Scaring the Sh*t Out of People) In my family,

    i'm considered the expressive, comical, and humorous child. My awkwardness and devious plans also define my funny character and many people enjoy that type of side of me. I love scaring the sh*t out of my family members. For example, my sister. If i get bored, i would always...
    Dapperness Dapperness 16-17, F May 24

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    Depends..

    You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right... However.. The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour.. For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    Or so I've been told.

    Maybe when people called me funny, they didn't mean comical! O.O
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Aug 16

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    DrakeLineous DrakeLineous 22-25, M Jul 11

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    I used to be really funny

    and hilarious and my friends always liked me for that. But recently, whenever I try to make my friends laugh, I always get awkward responses. They don't say it but I can feel myself changing. And when someone says a joke, I don't laugh as much anymore. Is there some problem?
    naclala25 naclala25 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 15

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    herdomina herdomina 26-30, M May 1

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    About Mark Howard

    My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
    starmandoc starmandoc 51-55 4 Responses May 17, 2013

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    I Am Soooo Funny!

    today me and my friend was talking,it was night time so we were eating dinner i was talking to him and he started to laugh a lot he stayed for a few more hours and i made him laugh like 20 times! I was not trying,so i guess it was just coming out of me.
    darkweather darkweather 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 31, 2011

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    A thief broke into my house last night.

    .. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
    KingComedian KingComedian 13-15, M Jul 17

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    Today has been okay, most parts.

    Been kinda lonely.. But overall it was better than most. (: The parade was today and I was the mascot for my highschool.
    DepressingKayla DepressingKayla 16-17, F Sep 1

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    Elements of humor: a dreadfully boring tome

    I know of a few of standard ways that people try to be funny.  One is insults, another is absurdity, and another is wordplay; and then there’s the shock approach.  I’m sure there are many more.   Which you feel most comfortable with depends on...
    wundayatta wundayatta 56-60, M May 27, 2010

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    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 14

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    I Have Ppl In Stitches With My Dry Humour..thank God Im Not Anurse

    i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    MeenSirikorn MeenSirikorn 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 15

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    The Potato Chip

    O potato chip why do you stare at me while I'm in Wallmart shopping. You know your a dirty girl and that you want nothing more than to make me fat. You cover yourself with cheese, salt I even once seen you covered in dill. I think your the feell good part of my weekend, but the...
    muffsmasher muffsmasher 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2013

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    I wanna be that old couple

    who don't even need to talk and can start a fight lol
    ewally123 ewally123 26-30, M 1 Response May 9

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    doubletimeit doubletimeit 18-21, M Jul 28

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    i am funny . i don't care what nobody say,

    i don't care if nobody laugh . i crack myself up hoping it will spread to others .
    Davonnaaa Davonnaaa 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    I don't talk alot, but

    when I do it's usually to make someone laugh.
    ssjwesker ssjwesker 18-21, M Jun 3

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    Okay. I'm sorry guys,

    but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;) *sorry for my bad english*
    Tromal Tromal 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 2

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    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
    HC12345 HC12345 18-21, F Sep 12

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    i really do ,i think its very sad here that some funny people here see other funny people as competition and are therefore mean and offish towards them .....why can't we all just...
    angelofsweetness angelofsweetness 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 13

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    So I can't help but laugh a little both from it being funny and a little from being creeped out. I get told I sound like I am 13 by someone who has posted confessions about...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    I think farting is funny. No matter who you are and where you are a slip of the flatulance is freaking funny!!
    drob8it drob8it 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    I love meet up with new people even though i seem quite..I also easy to get along with my friends. I am happy make funny conversation. I didn't consider myself loud probably i am...
    myselfhere myselfhere 22-25, F Aug 23

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