gimme the tools"
mafia boss:"yeah, the ones that we need for this gig, the ones you had to bring"
*something suddenly comes around the corner*
me:*screams and jumps and does poor hand karate just to see it was a leaf*
*me tryina steal something...
i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right...
The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour..
For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
Person: yo~ american!
Me: hi korean!
Person: what's your name?
Me: my name is erica
Person: oh really!? i'm orea
Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea
~few moments later~
With this app after you send a message you can't...
and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
İt was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
different versions of Cinderella she asked the class,"Alright so what did both Cinderellas have in common?"
I blurted out,"They both had balls."
The whole class tried not to laugh and the teacher just looked at me strangely then said,"Yes but that's not the answer I was...
. There's a black olive and a green olive.. So the black & Green Olive are chillin or whatever you know doing what olives do you know like going to "OLIVE GARDEN"😂😂 ... So then the black olive trips and falls so then the green olive says "oh my god are you okay" and then...
:* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;)
*sorry for my bad english*