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I Am Funny

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    My Unique Friend

    I don't know what my friend was thinking, I really don't. But here's what happened: When we were walking in the hall from lunch my friend put 3 chicken nuggets in her mouth and chewed them, then kept it in her mouth. She said said "Ahh" and opened her mouth and started laughing...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 6, 2013

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    Elements of humor: a dreadfully boring tome

    I know of a few of standard ways that people try to be funny.  One is insults, another is absurdity, and another is wordplay; and then there’s the shock approach.  I’m sure there are many more.   Which you feel most comfortable with depends on...
    wundayatta wundayatta 56-60, M May 27, 2010

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    I really am a laugh riot.

    Too bad more people don't know about that.
    soulsquashed soulsquashed 36-40, F Jan 29

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    I Guess

    I am funny, people say im really silly, but whats wierd and ironic about the whole situation is that most of the time people are laughing at me im usually dead serious about what im talking about.
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 9 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    At Least I Think So Anyways....lol

    I laugh on my own pretty often....kinda sad really but I have an immature sense of humor so people my age kinda just look at me like I'm still 5 while I laugh hysterically because someone said "penis" lol I cracked a smile when I typed that in. Oh well. I say it keeps me young...
    foreverwandering foreverwandering 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 2, 2010

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    jenneruz jenneruz 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    About Mark Howard

    My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
    starmandoc starmandoc 51-55 3 Responses May 17, 2013

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    I like how I can post anything random

    and people will like it because they can relate.
    ayoino ayoino 18-21, M Jan 31

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    I Am Funny

    I think... Of course I laugh at my own jokes!
    WindintheWillows WindintheWillows 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 24, 2012

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    i don't try to be funny,

    I'll just say something that's on my mind and the people around me start to laugh like crazy people, and I'm just like, " what did i do" and they say, " your so funny" and then I'm confused for the rest of the day -.-''
    Speicher Speicher 16-17 Feb 12

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    Spider In The Window

    I came home from seeing the movies with my mom, I was 6 at the time. She left the key to the house inside and locked the door. There was only way we could get in, through the window. I was the only one who could fit through the window so i had to unlock the door for her when I...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 13-15, F Apr 6, 2013

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    The LOL Experience!!!

    it was once i was chatting with my EX.....and i said lol she din't know what it means....but in our native language...a similar word means "dumb" so she annoyingly said..." You LOL!!!" lol!!!
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife 26-30, M 5 Responses Feb 11, 2013

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    Have you ever said something

    so witty and funny that you found yourself still laughing at it hours later? or is it just me?
    GlamChic GlamChic 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    I Am Name Theif

    We had a family fun day with my husband's work yesterday. We typically do it once a year at a park or something like that so all the other store managers and their employees can get together and get to know one another. Last year we didn't stay very long since it was at a water...
    ketangoud ketangoud 13-15 Sep 28, 2013

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    I like to think this is true.

    .. **** it I laugh at me so thats good enough
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 3

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    I Have Ppl In Stitches With My Dry Humour..thank God Im Not Anurse

    i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    So Funny . . .

    No funny person has shared a story here.  Now that's funny.
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 9 Responses Jun 19, 2007

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    The Potato Chip

    O potato chip why do you stare at me while I'm in Wallmart shopping. You know your a dirty girl and that you want nothing more than to make me fat. You cover yourself with cheese, salt I even once seen you covered in dill. I think your the feell good part of my weekend, but the...
    muffsmasher muffsmasher 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2013

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    A lot of my friends tell me

    that I am very funny. I always make people laugh and I love that.
    crazypeanut crazypeanut 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    I Like To Think So.

    People say I'm funny, but I honestly think it's because I'm a weirdo :) being funny isn't about cracking jokes, cuz I suck at that. But like, when I'm being myself people laugh, and I count that as being funny :) my mom calls me a goof but it's all goooood :) ..... I'm okay with...
    catchingyourclouds catchingyourclouds 16-17, F Oct 19, 2013

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    lyndssyrmz lyndssyrmz 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    Just Another Day At Work...

    i worked for an employment agency at various plants around the area. Too much time on my hands, made me a regular stand up comedian on the lines I worked on. I was ALWAYS joking around with the guys especially.Always had 'em laughing at my goofy sense of humor! was told on...
    parakeet8157 parakeet8157 51-55, F May 17, 2012

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    So people say I'm hilarious.

    I guess I'm the funny one of my group of friends :p
    cats1234567 cats1234567 16-17, F Feb 1

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    why be grumpy and depressed

    when you can make people laugh :) http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?sa=X&rlz=1C1LAVG_enGB412&espvd=210&es_sm=93&biw=1517&bih=756&tbm=isch&tbnid=UlBjM3I8JS9ncM%3A&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.partyviberadio.com%2Fforums%2Fattachmentgallery.php%3Fpage%3D19%26%26do%3Dview%26aid%3D82974...
    Hemanwar Hemanwar 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    Probably. A Little.

    I always seem to be able to think of something funny to say, but I usually have to hold it in because it's not always appropriate. An example would be this time I was on the elevator with some other guy. We were both on our way to our respective apartments. I lived a couple...
    siamul siamul 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2011

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    I'm Funny

    I'm funny,Know I am,Can't resist it,Laughing,Joking,Clowning around,It's all in the part,Of being me,It's just the way I am.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 21, 2012

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    Sometimes I Do Things Without Thinking

    Korean app: Person: hi! Me: hello~ Person: yo~ american! Me: hi Korean! Person: what's your name? how old are you? Me: i'm 14, you? My name is erica Person: oh really!? I'm orea Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea ~few moments later~ ohh wait.. haha xD With this app after you send a...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

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    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 14

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    Who ate the pies? You ate the pies Look at yo

    thighs Stop giving me those eyes Because you ate the pies. wtf did I just write?
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 18

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    do y'all think this rap is funny by KingBach

    from Vine i'm a real gangster you all ready know and my N.I.G.G.A.S always smile when i tickle their toes, wait What
    footlover500 footlover500 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    What Other People Think

    I'm still wearing the skirt that I wore from a night out. I got home and washed myself and took off my thong, then I wore big t shirt w no bra. Basically, nothing underneath. Is that weird? Or like normal thing? Go out the house and walk to the bank not wearing my undies...
    Didilovesyou Didilovesyou 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 31, 2013

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    I Love To Laugh And Crack Jokes

    I am funny and I love to joke. I like making fun of things around as a keen observer. I like when people around me talk insane and behave weird. They become very eye catchy to me and i take their ride.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 2, 2011

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    I can't tell a joke to save my life

    but I am the person who just is funny in a sarcastic sexual way and of course my actions are hilarious or so i'm told
    lovelylasscan lovelylasscan 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    Funny

    hahahahahah lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo
    learder learder 13-15 Feb 19, 2012

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    Okay. I'm sorry guys,

    but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;) *sorry for my bad english*
    Tromal Tromal 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 2

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    Being Funny

    I'm really funny. I sit alone in my room and make myself laugh. I should take my skill to the stage.
    teenstudent546 teenstudent546 13-15, M 2 Responses Nov 7, 2013

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    TripleAAAguh TripleAAAguh 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    So They Say

    There is always a funny side to things. So, taking things from this point of view, I try to joke at things and take things with a twist and say things that rhyme. Being witty is something that I am know for and I love it. Life is too short and it is good to be funny, act funny...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Sep 26, 2012

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    Funny Fact

    It was thought that tortoises move slowly due to lack of ability. But it was last night when a tortoise was interviewed and said: "We're fed up of moving quickly" lol
    Cashiiib Cashiiib 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 1, 2013

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    LOL

    A couple weeks ago at lunch I was making my friend laugh really hard. She went to take a drink and in the midst of it she spit it out. I had just dodged it before it hit me. The vice principal just happened to be walking by at the time and it hit him. At first he just kept...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 6, 2013

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    Is This Funny

    on the 12 day of christmas my facebook gave to me: 12 dudes in blocking 11 friends just watching 10 corny topics 9 busted barbies 8 friends complaining 7 stalkers stalking 6 party invites 5 DRAMMMAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEENS! 4 game requests 3 photo tags 2 friends-a-pokin AND A CREEPER...
    CN2028 CN2028 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 6, 2012

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    I Am Soooo Funny!

    today me and my friend was talking,it was night time so we were eating dinner i was talking to him and he started to laugh a lot he stayed for a few more hours and i made him laugh like 20 times! I was not trying,so i guess it was just coming out of me.
    darkweather darkweather 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 31, 2011

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    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    HEEEEEY my smooooooshies!

    :* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
    iNadaaaa iNadaaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 8

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    I Love To Make People Laugh

    One of the joys I get from my life is making others laugh. It makes me happy to think I have made them enjoy themselves and that I can entertain other people. But thinking about that it made me wonder what else am I good at? I can't think of anything and that kinda worries me. It...
    Barney3156 Barney3156 16-17, F Oct 18, 2013

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    The Fuzz Are Serious Business

    When I was like 5 or 6 my big brother had his best friend over (they were 10 years older than me). They were watching a action movie and there were a lot of swear words. I didn't like it and I asked them to turn it off but they wouldn't listen. I took the phone when they weren't...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 13-15, F 1 Response May 27, 2013

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    My friend was making fun of me,

    so I one day he was thirsty so I gave him a water bottle with salt and sugar in it. When he drank, his face was priceless :D
    FireGirlSammie FireGirlSammie 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    Depends..

    You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right... However.. The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour.. For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 12, 2008

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    Just Thought I Would Share :)

    Well anyone reading this who was involved ( highly unlikely) will just think " Ahh he's lying!" because stupidly at the time I was in shock and just admitted it to it blindly. On scout camp once, I was in a Porta loo with some chums waiting outside, they began to rock and shake...
    Jungelson Jungelson 16-17, M Jun 3, 2013

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    :o

    Hello Ladies Look at your man now back to me now back at your man now back to me Sadlly he is not an Ostrich but if he start laying eggs and stick his head in the ground he could smell like an Ostrich loook up down where are you? youre in the Safari WITH THE OSTRICH YOUR MAN...
    Thetartarsoup Thetartarsoup 22-25, M Feb 13, 2012

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    Im so funny.... Im hilarious!

    I laugh all the time...with or without you😆
    Laffalott Laffalott 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 4

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    My Everyday Thoughts

    I am going to be a dental comedienne.  I will get a dental degree and make people laugh while I clean their teeth.  I won't tell them that I will make them laugh, though.  I would love to see their face change colors as they are trying desperately not to spit on...
    BBUDS BBUDS 18-21, F Mar 22, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    It may seem odd to people to see and hear others laugh randomly out of the blue. I do not always do this but I do sometimes laugh out loud about something I remembered witnessing...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Am also bit of funny type character an I love funny guys azwell laughing z god if someone enjy ma conversation an laugh on it Thad's great feeling fo me Bcoz world is full of...
    usman1engnieer usman1engnieer 22-25, M Apr 7

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    I went to a gas station a while ago to get gas at about 8am. As my car was filling, the guy on the other side of the pump station got into his car and started his engine. He...
    misscoffee misscoffee 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Guy who is the king of lazy: "My dad left me in charge." Girl who is known to be in your face, bold, funny and sarcastic: "You're in charge??? I have more hair on my legs than you...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Mar 26

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    I saw a T-shirt that made a pretty funny ADD joke: I have ADD which means it's hard to focus And focus rhymes with hocus pocus And I like magic. Abracadabra!
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 26