I Am Funny

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    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?

    ! 😫😫😫😫
    barbie899 barbie899
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 5, 2015

    I think I am so funny I crack myself up

    once I made myself laugh so hard I peed myself hahahahaha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 2, 2015

    Fun adds to charm in life

    provided it remains within boundaries. Sometimes one indulges in fun making which is remembered and enjoyed. Once my hubby was going to shave when suddenly I recalled a piece of experience, so I decided to imitate. I immediately followed him, started teasing and when he was arou...
    modeve modeve
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 18, 2015

    Ttyl = Timmy turner yells look WTF= where's the

    food GTG = going to google Lmao = laughing minions all over LOL= like over love
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Dec 29, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 20, 2014

    Okay. I'm sorry guys,

    but some of you are really weird but in the bad way. I am not here to found my true love. I don't know why I still here. But yeah. So, if you message me, don't be creepy or I'll afraid you ;) *sorry for my bad english*
    Tromal Tromal
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 2, 2014
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 20, 2015

    So Funny . . .

    No funny person has shared a story here.  Now that's funny.
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor
    66-70, F
    9 Responses Jun 19, 2007

    The LOL Experience!!!

    it was once i was chatting with my EX.....and i said lol she din't know what it means....but in our native language...a similar word means "dumb" so she annoyingly said..." You LOL!!!" lol!!!
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Feb 11, 2013

    Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having

    An Affair. This Is Priceless :) 
    Moonlighting22 Moonlighting22
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Nov 19, 2014

    A thief broke into my house last night.

    .. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
    KingComedian KingComedian
    16-17, M
    Jul 17, 2014

    if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow

    lady hamster i would say β€˜are you from amsterdam because hamster, D A M N!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
    w3lcom3 w3lcom3
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 3, 2015

    I make jokes pretty often,

    but usually I'm the only one laughing xD
    PiggieCutie PiggieCutie
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Nov 16, 2015

    Sun Beds!!

    Δ°t was last year and me and my girlfriend went to this lovely beach. And we walked to the end to hav no children shouts.. Anyway we walked there and there wer only one sun bed , and she asked me that if i cud hold her beg for a moment. And she runs to the sun bed shouted at me...
    Deejay1510 Deejay1510
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 13, 2013

    Girl I ain't no farmer

    but I thought I'd come over and say hay.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Aug 11, 2014

    Laugh and the world laughs with you.

    Snore and you sleep alone! Just remember this people! XD
    3st3ll3 3st3ll3
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jan 15, 2015

    You know what,when I grow up I want to be.

    .. . . . . . . . . . . . . With you πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ˜†πŸ˜
    claninzx claninzx
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2015

    after all the sh!# we been through.

    ...can't believe we still together..........my *** cheeks...
    lovabledoll lovabledoll
    26-30, F
    Dec 14, 2014

    I called a Tina today at work

    and thought "Tina! Eat your meatloaf!" But accidentally said it out loud πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 9, 2015

    In 6th grade after our teacher read us two

    different versions of Cinderella she asked the class,"Alright so what did both Cinderellas have in common?" I blurted out,"They both had balls." The whole class tried not to laugh and the teacher just looked at me strangely then said,"Yes but that's not the answer I was...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 31, 2015

    Today cops came to my house.

    And we got taught to not answer the door. But I wanted to. So I answered the door and said in my best British accent "you want some tea and crumpets mister buttcrack face" and then I slammed the door and ran xD and then he was yelling from outside that he's gonna come back with...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 1, 2015

    I Have Ppl In Stitches With My Dry Humour..thank God Im Not Anurse

    i don't try to b funny im not good at telling jokes as i always forget the punch lines. but ivea wicked sense of humour and im good at ad libbing and on eliners. its all a matter of taste really some share my humour some dont and some just dont get it at all.
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Sep 18, 2012

    I went out for drinks with boyfriend

    and friends. After numerous drinks I came home and thought I could cook a quick pizza. I turned the oven on and stuck it inside. Then I blacked out in my room. My boyfriend woke me up in the morning abruptly saying "you left the pizza in the oven" I was still half drunk and didn...
    Anonymouscoast Anonymouscoast
    22-25
    Dec 21, 2014

    I don't talk alot, but

    when I do it's usually to make someone laugh.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 3, 2014

    I've been told many times I'm funny

    but it's all a matter of perspective . My humor is a bit dry and sarcastic
    ArtsyFaerie32 ArtsyFaerie32
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Oct 30, 2014

    I was laughing at this funny post

    and was like: "aaah sometimes I just love people" then suddenly my face went poker and I got all serious "Sometimes."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7, 2015

    HE : You're like a mountain,

    so hard to move u ME : I wonder y ur still trying to move me?
    CuteDelilah CuteDelilah
    22-25, F
    Oct 4, 2015

    Depends..

    You either love my sense of humour or hate it ;) If you don't like it, you might think I'm completely crazy. Well.. probably you're right... However.. The show "Little Britain" pretty much sums up my kind of humour.. For example: "Andy how did you get up there...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 12, 2008

    About Mark Howard

    My name is Mark Howard and I was born in Penrith in Cumbria. I have lived in Morecambe in Lancashire for 42 years in June. I am 53 years old and my star sign is Pisces. I have play pool for England. I have lovely brown eyes and grey Bread and bold head.
    starmandoc starmandoc
    51-55
    1 Response May 17, 2013

    Sometimes I Do Things Without Thinking

    Korean app: Person: hi! Me: hello~ Person: yo~ american! Me: hi korean! Person: what's your name? Me: my name is erica Person: oh really!? i'm orea Me: yeah! nice to meet you orea ~few moments later~ ohh wait.. haha xD With this app after you send a message you can't...
    MidnightMeraki MidnightMeraki
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

    Six hundred million ways to suffer

    and I choose you! :D
    moonii moonii
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 28, 2015

    HEEEEEY my smooooooshies!

    :* ok I'm crazy and weird and I do think I'm funny (so I've been told) yep I do the most weird stuff yanoeeeeee, so weird me. lol nada stahp. Why am I speaking to myself? See how weird I am? Jheeeeeeez. Haha actually let me tell you all an unbelievable fact! In 1987 a guy jamp...
    iNadaaaa iNadaaaa
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 8, 2014

    Journal entry #132. 1/13/2015 I seem to have

    misplaced my deodorant. I used a scented candle this morning. I wrote a check at the grocery store to pay for my 13 cans of cat food. I mistakenly dated it 2014. I asked the clerk if I could have it back. She replied "the date is correct, sir. But this isn't a check. It's a...
    Hipsterwannabe Hipsterwannabe
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jan 14, 2015

    Have you ever said something

    so witty and funny that you found yourself still laughing at it hours later? or is it just me?
    GlamChic GlamChic
    18-21, F
    Feb 1, 2014
    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 31, 2014

    I wanna be that old couple

    who don't even need to talk and can start a fight lol
    ewally123 ewally123
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 9, 2014

    i am funny . i don't care what nobody say,

    i don't care if nobody laugh . i crack myself up hoping it will spread to others .
    Davonnaaa Davonnaaa
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 16, 2014

    I just asked someone

    who messaged for a fun time if we could make hot chocolate And do the Safety Dance Lmafo That was great
    Sincerely77 Sincerely77
    36-40, F
    Oct 8, 2014

    "My little brother just asked what erectile

    dysfunction is, and I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless the presence of buns." - Yik Yak
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2015

    When everyone's walking around the class room

    and the teacher says sit down everyone else goes to their seat I just sit down instant "on the floor".
    yrnjojo yrnjojo
    18-21, M
    Mar 23, 2015

    OK so here is an example of someone I blocked

    and why. slimeprime- Can I ask an honest woman an honest question? me- I will indulge go for it. inbox..... slimeprime- OK I ask here? me- go for it but stupid questions get stupid answers. slimeprime- wTF?? are you retarded? WTF is your PROBLEM?!?!FUCJ YOU!!! CALLING ME...
    Sorellana Sorellana
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 29, 2016
    eccentricpython eccentricpython
    26-30, F
    Jan 8, 2015

    πŸ˜‚ I think this is the funniest thing I have

    ever wacthed. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152721877793652
    3st3ll3 3st3ll3
    16-17, F
    Mar 2, 2015

    My friends little bother

    who is two years old (almost 3) was brought to our cross country meet today and I wanted to be funny and annoy her family. I told him to say "swag" and the first few times he didn't. But an hour later I came up to him and asked him to say swag and he actually said it and wouldn...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472
    13-15, F
    Aug 25, 2015

    Disclaimer: I have bird flu I don't feel good

    and I may offend someone. That being said.... So my damn fire alarm has been chirping for a week now. It sits ten feet up on the ceiling where I can only make crude gestures at it. Today, I tried to knock it down with the umbrella Amazon sent me in the thank you but no thank...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 8, 2016

    I honestly think I'm the funniest person

    and its heartbreaking when no one laughs at my jokes but me
    tiki18 tiki18
    16-17, F
    May 30, 2015

    I laugh at damn random things

    and sometimes I laugh simply cause it makes me feel AWESOME
    Indieda Indieda
    18-21, M
    Jun 14, 2015

    Batman: So what's with the Ice Palace Superman:

    It's my fortress of solitude and you can relate to that Batman: Sure thing Elsa
    ThatGuyUndertheTree ThatGuyUndertheTree
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 18, 2015

    And usually when I get in trouble

    or don't wanna talk to people. I just don't speak in English. I speak in French since I'm a French girl. And they can't understand me so they just leave xD. If I'm getting in trouble I speak very little and very bad English so they think I'm still learning the laws of the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 1, 2015

    Probably. A Little.

    I always seem to be able to think of something funny to say, but I usually have to hold it in because it's not always appropriate. An example would be this time I was on the elevator with some other guy. We were both on our way to our respective apartments. I lived a couple...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 31, 2011

    I Am Soooo Funny!

    today me and my friend was talking,it was night time so we were eating dinner i was talking to him and he started to laugh a lot he stayed for a few more hours and i made him laugh like 20 times! I was not trying,so i guess it was just coming out of me.
    darkweather darkweather
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Aug 31, 2011

    The Potato Chip

    O potato chip why do you stare at me while I'm in Wallmart shopping. You know your a dirty girl and that you want nothing more than to make me fat. You cover yourself with cheese, salt I even once seen you covered in dill. I think your the feell good part of my weekend, but the...
    muffsmasher muffsmasher
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jul 30, 2013

    Just Another Day At Work...

    i worked for an employment agency at various plants around the area. Too much time on my hands, made me a regular stand up comedian on the lines I worked on. I was ALWAYS joking around with the guys especially.Always had 'em laughing at my goofy sense of humor! was told on...
    parakeet8157 parakeet8157
    51-55, F
    May 17, 2012

    Is This Funny

    on the 12 day of christmas my facebook gave to me: 12 dudes in blocking 11 friends just watching 10 corny topics 9 busted barbies 8 friends complaining 7 stalkers stalking 6 party invites 5 DRAMMMAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEENS! 4 game requests 3 photo tags 2 friends-a-pokin AND A CREEPER...
    CN2028 CN2028
    13-15, F
    1 Response Dec 6, 2012

    I Am Funny

    I think... Of course I laugh at my own jokes!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 24, 2012

    I used to be really funny

    and hilarious and my friends always liked me for that. But recently, whenever I try to make my friends laugh, I always get awkward responses. They don't say it but I can feel myself changing. And when someone says a joke, I don't laugh as much anymore. Is there some problem?
    naclala25 naclala25
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 15, 2014

    This little Indian boy asked his father,

    how do we get our names the father replied, well your sister is called little fawn running because there was a little fawn running by when she was born, and your brother is called big Buffalo because there is a big Buffalo near us when he was born.................. now do you...
    MrGemstone MrGemstone
    51-55, M
    Jan 17, 2015

    My friend was making fun of me,

    so I one day he was thirsty so I gave him a water bottle with salt and sugar in it. When he drank, his face was priceless :D
    FireGirlSammie FireGirlSammie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2014

    I hate when people see me at the super market

    and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?!" and I'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants" I'm at the super market. I'm obviously spending way too much money for a carton of milk like every body else!
    Bharbert Bharbert
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 17, 2014
    DrakeLineous DrakeLineous
    22-25, M
    Jul 11, 2014
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