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I Am Funny,creative and Quick Witted

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    Parodies

    My husband and I love to do movie poster parodies. He's the writer, I'm the artist. one silly one was The Last Ham on Rye a parody of The Last Samurai. Tom Cruise has impaleed a ham sandwich on his sword. The Hunchback of Notre Dame became The Lunchbox of Notre Dame. I think we...
    Trollie Trollie 61-65, F Mar 31, 2013

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    Just Woundering

    I wounder if the is an opposite to this . I think I would be the prime candidate
    g9 g9 41-45, M Dec 9, 2008

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    This Is So Me

           There are times that I am goffy, funny, and pretty much to be around. I like to just have a good time. With out getting drunk at all. I don't need to do that to have a good time. I like  to have a clean fun time. I am not like other...
    acjf acjf 22-25, F Sep 19, 2010

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    Comedy!

    My sister and I grew up with not many toys or electronic things to entertain us. So, we watched a lot of comedy shows, growing up. And after a while, they were finished and we had the whole day to do nothing. So, to fight our boredom, we started to make comedy skits of our own...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2008

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    When I Am Myself

     When I am myself, I could be funny, creative and quick-witted.
    winniebree winniebree 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Dear Ma and Pa: . Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch. Tell them to join up quick before all the places are filled...
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    A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided...
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    ~Dinner of Death~ A few weeks ago, the college cafeteria forgot to order dinner. (Sigh) First world problems, I know XD… Not letting a great opportunity go to waste, I quickly...
    lifeisatest lifeisatest 22-25, M Aug 20

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    Released by Cadillac for celebrities, athletes and hip hop moguls who've mad this form of motor vehicle the Leading Life-style alternative. The unique Cadillac is out there to be a...
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    When he introduced the Monthly bill in June 1963, President Kennedy urged Congress to pass it “for the just one plain, happy and priceless quality that unites us all as...
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    I'd like to meet someone motivated. who doesnt have a problem putting on his big boy pants and doing what needs to be done. i dont need much, a little love goes a long way with me...
    gerry5825 gerry5825 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    PART TWO: Emma I wrote about my trip to Ireland a week or so ago and promised a part two ( EP Link ). Part two here is not so much about Ireland as it is about one...
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    My example for this is: There is this girl I kind of like in one of my classes. We have talked a lot. She wants to write an essay about a type of subject we will call X. The...
    colorstone colorstone 31-35, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Prefereably a woman for now, to see where it goes. I havent had much experience with girls in the past, but enough to know i like it without a doubt. I'd like to try a more serious...
    GGbisexual21 GGbisexual21 18-21, F Aug 6

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    **** people that think they know what is best for me, if my parents knew me as well as they thought they did, then I wouldn't be going to college because they want me too. It's...
    Lateralus07 Lateralus07 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I just discovered this website not too long ago and only recently made an account. After fumbling around in the profile settings I saw a story banner. Immediately I started to...
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    My worst tickling experience *Disclaimer* Names have been changed for privacy purposes. It happened when I was over my friends house. We were all (me, my friend, and her cousin...
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    If your walls could talk what would they say? The walls of my childhood bedrooms would tell a story of a seemingly normal boy, regular life, loving family, but he partook in an odd...
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    I really am not sure why I am writing. Writing use to be such a passion of mine, especially on my favorite website, but now, it is as if that passion is gone, even though I get the...
    LostAriel LostAriel 22-25, F Aug 17

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    Dear Reader, The date is August 16th, 2014. I don’t know why I’m writing this. I guess maybe I just feel like I don’t have any other place to turn at the moment, afraid of...
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    Looking for someone creative, nice, funny, older, and curvy to please their every whim!
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    Hey I just wanted to check if I have this or if im doing the google diagnosis thing, I tend to worry a lot in the past I’ve self-diagnosed myself with gingivitis and Asperger...
    baddancer baddancer 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    for some reason I find them so endearing and sweet. I tend to be drawn the most ( at least usually) to the quiet, shy ones. Especially if they are actually really attractive and...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F Aug 22

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    for some reason I find them so endearing and sweet. I tend to be drawn the most ( at least usually) to the quiet, shy ones. Especially if they are actually really attractive and...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 22

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    I love my husband but I had an affair. I told my husband everything and he wants to forgive me but hes finding it hard. I want to do everything he says because hes a wonderful...
    vuexter vuexter 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 23

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    LETTER HELP! Hey girls, so if you write letters daily like I do you'll realize that sometimes you don't know what else to write without repeating yourself over and over! Apart from...
    Navygfwaiting Navygfwaiting 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    "Sagittarius are playful and childlike, and as lovers we will always be creative.We stay young at heart, so we stay very open-minded when it comes to experiments in bed."By-Zodiac...
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    I Am What I Am #2 I am true. I may be a fake smile, but I am real. I have a real beating heart that loves until it is forced to hate. I admit that I do hate, even though it is...
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    My husband Johnny and I have been together for 2 years, married for a year and a half. We met through his older brother 2 1/2 years ago and started talking as friends. Neither one...
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    Phone Folly! At one point we girls ran up such a phone bill that my parents told us in no uncertain terms we were not to use the phone without asking permission. Needless to say...
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    Paddling Pool Wellies When I was about 5 years old my mother bought me & my brother a pair of wellies each & both were blue with a yellow sole & yellow tie tops, it was a hot...
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    1. My name is Hope 2. I live in Ohio (boring af) 3. I'm an upcoming Sophomore 4. My boyfriend is 2 and a half years older than me 5. I've had 9 boyfriends 6. I love Makeup...
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    I've always felt different.The others called me weird.After a time I gave up.I was unable to resist more.I accepted I am an outcast. Always I was acting different.I was acting...
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    We were on hols in North Wales at Rob's cottage (Rob is our friend Keiran's dad) the three girls, Hann's mum Julie, Keiran with his mum and dad and our friend Lewis and one day we...
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