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I Am Funny,creative and Quick Witted

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    Just Woundering

    I wounder if the is an opposite to this . I think I would be the prime candidate
    g9 g9 41-45, M Dec 9, 2008

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    Parodies

    My husband and I love to do movie poster parodies. He's the writer, I'm the artist. one silly one was The Last Ham on Rye a parody of The Last Samurai. Tom Cruise has impaleed a ham sandwich on his sword. The Hunchback of Notre Dame became The Lunchbox of Notre Dame. I think we...
    Trollie Trollie 61-65, F Mar 31, 2013

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    Comedy!

    My sister and I grew up with not many toys or electronic things to entertain us. So, we watched a lot of comedy shows, growing up. And after a while, they were finished and we had the whole day to do nothing. So, to fight our boredom, we started to make comedy skits of our own...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2008

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    This Is So Me

           There are times that I am goffy, funny, and pretty much to be around. I like to just have a good time. With out getting drunk at all. I don't need to do that to have a good time. I like  to have a clean fun time. I am not like other...
    acjf acjf 22-25, F Sep 19, 2010

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    When I Am Myself

     When I am myself, I could be funny, creative and quick-witted.
    winniebree winniebree 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    I worked at a prison most of my life. I liked the fact that each day was different with a different set of problems each day. I didn't like jobs that were the "same old" everyday...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    This happened to a friend's son. He's in high school and plays lacrosse. His name is Jordan. So during a game, Jordan took a shot right between the legs. Of course, this was the...
    gjessica gjessica 18-21, F 7 Responses Mar 4

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    I had never been to a school dance before 10th grade hit and my best friend talked me into going to homecoming with him. So we go to his house to chill before the event and his...
    Stitttch Stitttch 31-35, M Mar 10

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    Life always has to change. For me, it's always for the worse. I really thought things would stay the same growing up, I honestly did. I mean, I knew some things would change like...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    And I am not all that sure why. I do try to socialize when the moment and situation demand it, and I don't have that much of a problem with it. I don't hate people so I am not a...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    Where to start... Well its 2 am and I am wide awake, TV blurring in the background and I am well... Sitting. Wondering I guess. About the future. About the now. About randomness...
    Qwert143 Qwert143 22-25 1 day ago

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    This isn't as safe as it used to be. In the old days, if you were caught you could claim to be on a prank, lost, or friends with someone that worked in the building. But now, you...
    buenosnoches buenosnoches 41-45, M Mar 8

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    Why do I do anything I do? Is it because it makes me happy? Is it because it makes me a better person? Is it because I want people to THINK that I'm happy and that I've got all my...
    shannonymous shannonymous 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    I want to be more than the "perfect daughter" my mother wanted. I want to be more than the "perfect student" every school wanted. I'm greater than both of those girls because I am...
    BriImani BriImani 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a...
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 8 Responses Mar 18

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    I wouldn't say I am the life of the party, but I am certainly not a killjoy. Unless we are talking about My Chemical Romance, then I am a proud Killjoy. I hope that I am fun to...
    HateMeLoveMe101 HateMeLoveMe101 18-21, F Mar 18

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    Call it alta-country,rockabilly or any  of those rock critic sad attempts to categorize music,this has been a hotbed of creative and innovative music for some time..why just...
    bookerdana bookerdana 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    1) Independent/Dependent 2) Caring/Indifferent 3) Loving/Emotionless 4) Smart/Idiotic 5) Creative/Factual 6) Imaginative/In-the-box 7) Logical/Irrational 8) Helpful/Unwilling 9...
    YesIAmAsian YesIAmAsian 18-21 6 days ago

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    Have ever been on that cloud in the sky? At that moment, between love and life,where nothing can be compared to the excitement and elated state of conciseness that you feel, you...
    JohnnysAngel JohnnysAngel 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    I don't want to meet new people. There's this girl in my program who is in a number of my classes who I've started saying hi to pretty much every day. I suppose we've talked a bit...
    wanderquietly wanderquietly 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 20

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    Beautiful right ?I thought so too. So I went on this mission told myself I would look good in one. I got myself a sarie in prepartion for a friends wedding. With all the wedding...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 21

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    Ukh!! yesterday he was ignoring me for some reason, omg i HATE when he does that. He just looks at me (barely smiling wich is not normal, he always smiles at me and says hi) then...
    glowingdiamond glowingdiamond 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 4

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    Last wednesday I've learned I have chronic migraines. Although it is good news if you compare it to my assumptions of my Epilepsy worsening, it is still another handicap, which...
    Junkard Junkard 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 6

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    damn, in a way it is a big hindrence in my life. So i just drove many miles to do something i like, and ofcourse, there is lots of people. So i quickly go somewhere else, tho...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Mar 8

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    Most definitely. It has a sick sense of humor, just like me. Every time I say this is how it was meant to be, the universe says "Oh yeah? Let's test that theory" This month was...
    Stickwithmebaby Stickwithmebaby 36-40, F Mar 8

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    It started like most of them do. Stale marriage, lack of affection, etc.; it's all been written by others before. Today is the first day that I believe it is ending. I am the MM...
    attyesq attyesq 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 8

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    A coworker accidentally walked in while I was using the bathroom. I could tell she was embarrassed but that didn't stop her from looking directly at my **** in my hand for a couple...
    allencw allencw 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    Wow, the "luck" I have! I'll try to make this quick because "I Have Homework I Should Be Doing Right Now," (lol). So, it turns out I have ANOTHER wave of suitors (and sadly...
    Drag0nMaster Drag0nMaster 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    I have a story (imma try to make this quick and straight to the point but it's funny) Ok so I was at the gym and there was this guy. And he kept looking at me and I was like okay...
    aliyahjonesss aliyahjonesss 16-17, F Mar 14

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    Diary of a Sad Man Day One “Please let me be your friend. I promise to be a good one.” And she was. The best. Ever. We’re a continent away, but from the very beginning, there...
    Bfinally Bfinally 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 14

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    I really can't get myself most of the time. I am a funny person but my mood change quickly. I always fake a smile. I am fine at one moment and then the next I hate myself and I don...
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    You left the house too quick. Do you think I'm stupid? And you talk about respect you. Did you respect when you slept with other men, especially when I was deployed. Respect...
    bigsarge6996 bigsarge6996 41-45, M Mar 17

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    An experience I can definitely relate too. It's seems all my life I've felt like I had friends but quickly realize that if I don't call, text, or make plans I won't hear from them...
    tiara29 tiara29 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I know that not all of the bits and pieces of anxiety are there, which is why I'm doubtful. I can have a conversation with people online or offline and do well. My thoughts on me...
    Niran3 Niran3 22-25, M Mar 18

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    I was at my friend's house, again. It was early in the morning, and I had just woken up. My friend was still asleep. Having woken up in my pink blouse, miniskirt, and panties, and...
    BabyGirlMiranda BabyGirlMiranda 18-21, T 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Here's to the Hurtful: I'm the kind of person Who will smile and laugh Along with the mean comments The derogatory names The back-handed jokes The quick insulting remarks they...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    The thought about Amanda Todd came up this morning and I wondered if they ever caught the man who cyber tortured her till she ended her life. Apparently it was a man who for a...
    Nottheaveragegirl Nottheaveragegirl 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    1. You're funny 2. I have no gum 3. I will be real quick
    Brookiecookie2000 Brookiecookie2000 13-15, F a week ago

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    I've always felt different growing up, I would notice things some times that others didn't. When I was a teenager I would wear styles that weren't in yet, my friends would laugh at...
    ceywat ceywat 51-55, F 11 Responses 6 days ago

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    I just think I'm not really intelligent. In college I'm doing horribly in my chemistry class, I don't understand anything. It really brings down my self esteem when I don't...
    blooop123 blooop123 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    1. I married someone I didn't love. 2. My two sons are Marines. 3. Many yrs ago I thought people wanted to poison my food. 4. I've had anxiety attacks since I was a teen. 5. I'm...
    Bluetangerine Bluetangerine 46-50, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I believe I met someone once that did; we had differences of course but there was still some sort of deep connection that I have never felt before, and something just clicked from...
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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