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I Am Funny,creative and Quick Witted

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    When I Am Myself

     When I am myself, I could be funny, creative and quick-witted.
    winniebree winniebree 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Just Woundering

    I wounder if the is an opposite to this . I think I would be the prime candidate
    g9 g9 41-45, M Dec 9, 2008

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    Parodies

    My husband and I love to do movie poster parodies. He's the writer, I'm the artist. one silly one was The Last Ham on Rye a parody of The Last Samurai. Tom Cruise has impaleed a ham sandwich on his sword. The Hunchback of Notre Dame became The Lunchbox of Notre Dame. I think we...
    Trollie Trollie 61-65, F Mar 31, 2013

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    Comedy!

    My sister and I grew up with not many toys or electronic things to entertain us. So, we watched a lot of comedy shows, growing up. And after a while, they were finished and we had the whole day to do nothing. So, to fight our boredom, we started to make comedy skits of our own...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2008

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    This Is So Me

           There are times that I am goffy, funny, and pretty much to be around. I like to just have a good time. With out getting drunk at all. I don't need to do that to have a good time. I like  to have a clean fun time. I am not like other...
    acjf acjf 22-25, F Sep 19, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I know it's been awhile since I've updated and I apologize for how long this is. I just need to get it all out. Telling the whole story seems like the best way to explain how I'm...
    Rosybottomz Rosybottomz 36-40, F 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Hazardous, actually. In small doses I'm very addictive. If I'm taken in larger amounts, I will kill you. Funny, creative, clever, skilled, strong, keen, witty, intelligent, kind...
    NinjaDevil NinjaDevil 26-30, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    The Kansas Prairie Part One - Chapter Seven Never, ever skip two meals in a row. If you do, you will have what I had that long, long morning - a growling, cramping stomach which...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 13 hrs ago

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    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of...
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 3 days ago

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    I think scars are cool, I have this one scar on my forehead that I got when I was in the 4th grade, it's barely even noticeable now, but funny how one of my classmates at the time...
    Gabe1997 Gabe1997 18-21, T 3 days ago

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    I promised that if I ever got better I would do something to help others in my situation. That was 34 years ago. I am just so happy to be well again. So much time has past that I...
    quickrush quickrush 51-55, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    The Return of The Invisible Helpers( A story of how I met my wife)The RememberingHmm… Where should this story begin? I close my eyes and open them again, and an information...
    TheAlchemyst TheAlchemyst 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    A few months ago me and some friends met up in a local park and decided to spend the day relaxing there while 2 of us would trip together. While all of us are regular pot smokers...
    ComradeGlitch ComradeGlitch 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    It happens a lot to me, because I hate being serious or showing off what I know all the time, I find it extremely boring and I mean no offense but I find it quite boring in other...
    RubyGirll RubyGirll 36-40, T 1 Response 5 days ago

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    This is a brief telling of the three years I spent with this teacher all the way until I fell head over heels in love with her. This might bother your eyes with the block wall of...
    AKoolGuy AKoolGuy 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    It's so funny when I see my friends from school after the holidays cos I've gained like another 20 pounds over the holidays so I'm EVEN bigger than when they last saw me. We all...
    chubbychik chubbychik 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Yeah... I signed up yesterday. I was online for all of thirty minutes and in that time I was greeted by three members, each with a token gesture of welcome; was invited into an...
    charlieAgain charlieAgain 70+, M 1 Response a week ago

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    For all those things i want to try and understand a little better. It is funny how we are a small group who does that.. Sometimes it is easier because you hear better, etc...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Aug 24

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    It is quite funny of me to say it since I'll be graduating from high school this school year only, but I really feel that I have chosen the wrong/unsuitable career for me. Let me...
    Drastine Drastine 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 23

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    Not a day goes by that I don’t miss you. Funny how things can change so quickly. I can’t even remember your voice now. I would give everything I had to spend just five more...
    chronicfiend chronicfiend 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I've done it a couple times, first in my mid twenties and then again in my late thirties. The thrill I had gotten walking around a city at night, dressed as a woman, was...
    MnPantyBoy MnPantyBoy 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    My Day Today-The Big Trip Today was a jam-packed busy day. I had about 3 hours of sleep to get me through it, as the night before I'd both been unable to stay asleep and dealing...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Aug 22

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    This story isn't true but cute Chad and jerehmiah tickle Morgan and talk Hey bro says jerehmiah ! Hey says Chad! What's up? Not much says jerehmiah . Where's Melissa? Shopping...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F Aug 22

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    I have to get this out of me, I have to share this story I cannot even believe myself...how a total stranger not only changed my life, but saved my life. I have went trough alot...
    somedude92 somedude92 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    It sucks to be a liberal on the internet. Especially on iFunny. It's like "Libtard" is the most prominent word in their vocabulary. Racist, homophobic ******** who say that you're...
    SmartKid99 SmartKid99 18-21, M Aug 21

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    Non Romantic Relationships Are OW GOLD ! Most OW are plagued by repetitive low moods when they are disconnected from MM ( roller coaster of emotions ,insecurities , needing to...
    Strawberrygiggles Strawberrygiggles 41-45, F 6 Responses Aug 20

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    Something so funny happened to me on FB today. I posted a comment that seemed so innocent to me and someone jumped down my throat for it. So I posted the 'well that escalated...
    Lotusflower80 Lotusflower80 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    As far as I remember I felt like I didn't belong in my family. Not because I didn't feel loved by them, I don't really know why. When I was young like 4,5,6 I remember my nickname...
    iamnottheonlyone iamnottheonlyone 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    7 Ways To Avoid Drama & Have Healthy Friendships Here’s a short list of things that helps me avoid drama these days: 1. Steer clear of people who post too much personal...
    mguinm mguinm 41-45, F 6 Responses Aug 17

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    I won't hide it, I've known it since high school. We met 5 years ago in the cafeteria. He's funny. He's a really sweet guy. Me and him have a lot in common, and he's such a great...
    Captainboomerang22 Captainboomerang22 22-25, M Aug 17

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    Hey everyone! How are you all going? It's amazing that so many of you are going great with your teachers at the moment, it makes me super happy!! While I don't really have much to...
    BlackOpium BlackOpium 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 17

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    The Babysitter Murders Chapter Forty-Five Mommy got a list in the mail - actually two lists - one each for my older brother and sister. Both were detailed supplies about what...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Aug 17

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    I'm thinking be getting very slow at thinking wisely, quickly, intelligently or just plain losing it altogether. One guy told me he doesn't understand why I make things so...
    SeekingLovetrust SeekingLovetrust 36-40, F Aug 16

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    Well, I don't know the incident that just happened yesterday is scary or funny, I'll leave it to the people that read this post to decide. I left with my driver to Nepal it is a...
    Aamir316 Aamir316 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    I've been alone for many parts of my life, I'd go years without a friend in the world, and then I met Audrey on a company vacation in Cuba! We became best friends, we would go...
    Jesusfoundme Jesusfoundme 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 13

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    After their boat sinks, two aussies are left floating around in their lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. All of a sudden one of them spots a funny looking bottle bobbing in the...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 13

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    I love to draw, well I used to. Now it seems when I get in that creative mood I tend to criticize myself before I even start drawing anything. Then when I DO draw something I end...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    Somehow this seems more appropriate here than in the "I Love Jokes" group. And if it wasn't so damn true, it just might be funny...
    Longlegs2014 Longlegs2014 46-50, M 7 Responses Aug 12

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    I took off at dusk today with a feeling of gladness to be heading for the cemetery I so often visit. As I stepped along the paths and took in the calmness and serenity of my...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Aug 12

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    On EP I often tell a lot of jokes when people message me or when I comment on a post. I am naturally a funny person my mom and i are very goofy and creative, imaginative with a...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F Aug 12

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    Feeling anxious tonight. MM and I were supposed to meet up today to do a few things together. Texted once this morning, but he was tied up with boss and couldn't talk. Haven't...
    Photobird Photobird 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 11

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