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I Am Funny,creative and Quick Witted

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    Parodies

    My husband and I love to do movie poster parodies. He's the writer, I'm the artist. one silly one was The Last Ham on Rye a parody of The Last Samurai. Tom Cruise has impaleed a ham sandwich on his sword. The Hunchback of Notre Dame became The Lunchbox of Notre Dame. I think we...
    Trollie Trollie 61-65, F Mar 31, 2013

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    This Is So Me

           There are times that I am goffy, funny, and pretty much to be around. I like to just have a good time. With out getting drunk at all. I don't need to do that to have a good time. I like  to have a clean fun time. I am not like other...
    acjf acjf 22-25, F Sep 19, 2010

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    When I Am Myself

     When I am myself, I could be funny, creative and quick-witted.
    winniebree winniebree 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Just Woundering

    I wounder if the is an opposite to this . I think I would be the prime candidate
    g9 g9 41-45, M Dec 9, 2008

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    Comedy!

    My sister and I grew up with not many toys or electronic things to entertain us. So, we watched a lot of comedy shows, growing up. And after a while, they were finished and we had the whole day to do nothing. So, to fight our boredom, we started to make comedy skits of our own...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2008

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    I love drawing. My best work is out of no where. If I plan to do something awesome I see in my head it won't come out right. So I draw out of random. I love creative people. Most...
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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Thirty-Four With a "definite maybe" on Katrina's part,I called Kristel. Providentially, she was in. I...
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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three -Chapter Eighteen It was dawn when I woke up after only a few hours sleep. Jimmy had had a wakeful night and I was...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Apr 3

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Thirty-Five Kristel's story, although funny, disturbed me somewhat. Robert had gone above and beyond the...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 6 days ago

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    I'm writing this in the hopes that others can relate to my affair experience and help me let go. I'm very ashamed and reluctant to post this, but here it is. I've been married for...
    dsumm1 dsumm1 51-55, M 12 Responses a week ago

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    He is kind and intelligent He is incredibly funny and quick witted. He is flawed and sensitive. He is perfect and he brings light to part of me that haven't seen light in far too...
    midnightsolice midnightsolice 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    He was a master at the craft! Andrew ;) The first time I met him, we walked into a party, he laid eyes on me and didn't take them off until the wee hours of the morning. He was...
    Luckylotus013 Luckylotus013 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 19

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    Left feeling empty, Your words going round and round in my head, It's driving me mad, Was any of it real? Or was it all based on lies? I believed you, That's what makes me mad...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Apr 4

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    I have noticed increasingly how people behave or make you feel exactly what you think about them or perceive them. It works in reverse too as I tend to come off as people perceive...
    v33rh0ra v33rh0ra 26-30, M 6 hrs ago

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    When I was a child, the earliest memory of my daydreams was my dragon called Raptos. I believe I created him around five years old. He was small enough to lay on my child head but...
    Rosethewolf Rosethewolf 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Born on June 4, 1993 the morning sunlight on a spring morning greets me to this world. Being a female, I am quite similar to a butterfly; not conceited and very confident. I take...
    tag21 tag21 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I absolutely adore my sister. we are like ying and yang, two sides of the same coin. we've always been very close and shared the same circle of friends. It's funny because that...
    Renezra Renezra 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Recently I told a story about me going into mud. Now recently I FINALLY could take my girlfriend into the mud. She knows about my love for boots and mus for quite a while now but I...
    Mudismypassion Mudismypassion 22-25, M Apr 7

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    It's fun to keep in touch with my friends and family through the picture message. Sometimes we get really creative and it can be really funny. I usually don't even care how I look...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Apr 10

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    I was on the phone with a friend today. We've known for a very long time. I think she's the only one I "talk" to regularly. And when I say that, I mean, have on the phone. I don't...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I started talking to this guy online after a hiatus from my dating profile. I'm forward, so I messaged him first. I couldn't get a vibe from him, his responses were pretty short...
    csle csle 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    ***This is Long, Please be Warned!**** Well, I’m stumped. I have been trying to figure out what is going on inside my head and my heart for the last year now. I still can’t...
    MINWILD MINWILD 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    I'm an actor, a storyteller, a creative machine. I'm a peace maker, a healer and a gentle dream. I flap in the sea, I sing in the water, I caress my own senses, with blasphemous...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F Mar 19

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    I enjoy cooking and I have been cooking since I was about 12 years old. I love the creative outlet that cooking provides me and find it to be a form of stress relief...
    SimplyMarah SimplyMarah 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 20

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    I actually find it really funny sometimes. It's more of a mockery to me. "Really? I'm supposed to find your poor grammar and linguistic excrement appealing" "Is it perfect, it is...
    Twichl Twichl 18-21, F Mar 20

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    When I was little I imagined myself as the best mom, fun creative, spending every moment with my children and, in addition, being the best wife with a marriage that was bullet...
    faith1807 faith1807 41-45, F Mar 23

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    My best friend all through elementary recently moved away. She wasn't the kind of friend you talk to, though, she was just fun to be around. We had the same sense of silly, non...
    Marvilles Marvilles 13-15, F Mar 24

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    I have twin boys,aged 6, Noah and Ben They look Identical but it's funny how different they are... Noah is brave,strong,mischievous, naughty, cheeky, cute and caring and sporty...
    Annamiya Annamiya 31-35, F Mar 28

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    I know I am, cuz I think everyone's better than me. Idk seems everyone's not feeling anxieties or insecure all the time like me. Like I'm worthless, but hey there's a good side to...
    GrumpyGrouchy GrumpyGrouchy 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M 12 Responses Apr 4

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M 10 Responses Apr 4

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    Really, I wrote this because I wanted to find people out there who also have partners with autism but whenever I search things I only ever find negative stuff. Like they had to get...
    CherrypopCheer CherrypopCheer 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I am EMO...... E = energetic, enthusiastic, enigma, environmentalist, enduring, embraces, empathy, explorers, equality, encourager, elated, exceptional, entertaining, empowers...
    DeathsNotebook DeathsNotebook 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    "How Turtle's Back was Cracked" This is what the old people told me when I was a child, about the days when the people and the animals still spoke the same language. Now, in those...
    ahyokaatuyastanvusdayvhvsgi ahyokaatuyastanvusdayvhvsgi 36-40, F Mar 26

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    First off I'd like to say that this is my first post in awhile and I found this pretty funny. "We've cleaned up the Homepage: Enlarged the feed for easy browsing and content...
    TheDaken TheDaken 26-30, M Mar 26

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    First off I'd like to say that this is my first post in awhile and I found this pretty funny. "We've cleaned up the Homepage: Enlarged the feed for easy browsing and content...
    TheDaken TheDaken 26-30, M Mar 26

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    I have seen and experienced my fair share of things in life. Paranormal things has always been an interest and is inherently in the family. I also trained at my uncles development...
    Valtielislord Valtielislord 18-21, M Mar 27

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    I have lived a long struggle when it comes to relationships. Have been through heartache as many have. At 41 I'm feeling my heart sinking as I think my girlfriend is pulling away...
    PeterBGood PeterBGood 36-40, M Apr 10

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    House of Temptation- Casting the Actors- Interview with Doc ZeeBy Alexander AlmadaAlexander: Can you please introduce some of the lead characters in House of Temptation, and how...
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    I originally found EP in 2011 just by chance, I read a few stories and signed up on a spur of the moment decision. I quickly forgot about it and did not come back until late 2012...
    LadyGiselle LadyGiselle 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    This is so true that-its not-even funny...... there is absolutley next to no sisterhood left at all. I have a rediculous amount of friends and aquaintances and maybe three of them...
    EternalOptomist31 EternalOptomist31 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    Like all cliche stories, mine started out great, but soon got flushed down the toilet. She was beautiful. She was caring. She was funny. She was my best friend. I'd liked her...
    SparkOfHope101 SparkOfHope101 16-17, F Mar 18

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    Like all cliche stories, mine started out great, but soon got flushed down the toilet. She was beautiful. She was caring. She was funny. She was my best friend. I'd liked her...
    SparkOfHope101 SparkOfHope101 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I think I'm still in some kind of shock, it feeling like I'm living in between two places, my past life I'm not willing to let go of and this new one that I don't care for at all...
    streets718 streets718 56-60, F Mar 20

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    Well, E.P., this is not your average story and it is one that I'm extremely embarassed by and do not speak of to anyone- while at the same time being the most beautiful thing I...
    Fiftypercent Fiftypercent 18-21 Mar 21

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    Well, E.P., this is not your average story and it is one that I'm extremely embarassed by and do not speak of to anyone- while at the same time being the most beautiful thing I...
    Fiftypercent Fiftypercent 18-21 1 Response Mar 21

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    May not be the smartest person, but when I put my mind to something, it happens. I can analyze a situation and tell you exactly why someone is doing something, and what's causing...
    yourguardianangel9613 yourguardianangel9613 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    My story I keep asking myself when it all started. If there was a specific day or a specific event to be able to pinpoint when I started to loose myself. There is no day or...
    NoDavid NoDavid 46-50 1 Response Mar 22

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    Pokemon Jackouniva Chapter 3 and something So I answered the Cross Watch, “Hello?” Alyx said frantically. “Hello.” I said. “Snoopy where are you?” she questioned...
    Beastmode2011 Beastmode2011 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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