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I Am Funny,creative and Quick Witted

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    Parodies

    My husband and I love to do movie poster parodies. He's the writer, I'm the artist. one silly one was The Last Ham on Rye a parody of The Last Samurai. Tom Cruise has impaleed a ham sandwich on his sword. The Hunchback of Notre Dame became The Lunchbox of Notre Dame. I think we...
    Trollie Trollie 61-65, F Mar 31, 2013

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    This Is So Me

           There are times that I am goffy, funny, and pretty much to be around. I like to just have a good time. With out getting drunk at all. I don't need to do that to have a good time. I like  to have a clean fun time. I am not like other...
    acjf acjf 22-25, F Sep 19, 2010

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    Just Woundering

    I wounder if the is an opposite to this . I think I would be the prime candidate
    g9 g9 41-45, M Dec 9, 2008

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    When I Am Myself

     When I am myself, I could be funny, creative and quick-witted.
    winniebree winniebree 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Comedy!

    My sister and I grew up with not many toys or electronic things to entertain us. So, we watched a lot of comedy shows, growing up. And after a while, they were finished and we had the whole day to do nothing. So, to fight our boredom, we started to make comedy skits of our own...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2008

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