I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

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    Most of the time I'm glad nobody knows what I'm

    thinking since I tend to have some very disturbing thoughts. However, when I'm really upset I can't speak and at those moments I wish people actually could read my mind, as I can't talk then. I suppose it's never "alright"...
    ilseoceansoul ilseoceansoul
    18-21, F
    Feb 18

    I've been told that my expressions show quite

    clearly what I'm thinking. But how obvious is it really? Is it obvious that I'm thinking, "Were you dropped on the head as a child?"
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    Mar 13

    why do girls.. lesbians in particular shave

    half there head? I think it looks stupid and silly
    sonsofanarchyy sonsofanarchyy
    18-21
    10 Responses Mar 7

    some one stole my diary

    and read my thoughts from my old house in georgia and knowing this will forever haunt me
    darkangellights darkangellights
    18-21, F
    Mar 10
    kellmh kellmh
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Feb 15

    I'm glad people can't read my thoughts

    because I think about sexuall stuff a lot I can't help it. I'm a virgin, and I'm curious, but I can't control my hormones u know! LOL
    Emily555555 Emily555555
    13-15, F
    7 Responses Jan 3

    A Friend of mine is always excitedly sharing

    her future plans and desires. Every time she does this her face looks so hopeful, happy and excited. Another side of me is wishing that something might happen that would cause a delay on her plans and see her in despair lol.. I dunno why.. I think I have an evil mind.
    DorisTag DorisTag
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 10

    To be honest, i am not fond of some groups here.

    ... "Am i attractive?" "I want to know if i'm attractive?" "How do i look?" --duhh? Whats with the validation that we need from strangers with their own hidden agendas, here? You are pretty! Beautiful! Handsome! Looking reallyy good! And why bother if some don't think that...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Feb 19

    While I was inspecting some cucumbers at the

    store for size and firmness I began wondering if the people around me were thinking that I was thinking dirty thoughts. I wonder if anyone else blushes in the produce aisle at the supermarket.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    16 Responses Jun 7, 2015

    Procrastination has it's good side.

    You always have something to do tomorrow.
    esmer2496 esmer2496
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 18, 2015

    This girl that's kinda known

    as the town ho. Is trying kale salad for the first time she's picking around in it and says she's tryna figure out what's in it before putting it in her mouth. I thought to myself if only you were more picky about the man parts that went in your mouth
    BadGirlLost BadGirlLost
    26-30, F
    15 Responses Nov 8, 2015

    Lol alot of my thoughts are bordering on

    pornographic, especially when im bored at work. I get especially paranoid at work though cuz most of my dirty thoughts involve some of my co workers, and i keep thinking they know O_o
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 9

    Everyone would stop functioning,

    and become spontaneously and chronically confused. My head enjoys taking me in 17 directions at a time.
    DutchieVera DutchieVera
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Feb 16

    Oh, HOLY HELL! I would be fired!

    Quite possibly murdered and people would be yelling get a rope...when certain thoughts escape my lips the common response is "Holy ****, I can't believe you just said that out loud..." Of course my response is- OH, I sure did...giggle
    DancingNDarkness DancingNDarkness
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

    Actually, people should be glad they can't read

    my thoughts. They'd just be annoyed by the random songs that get stuck in my head.
    ImaginaryAlchemist ImaginaryAlchemist
    22-25, F
    Mar 21

    you people are lucky I'm a little mentally ill

    right now.. itd be in your best interest to never have me fixed..you don't know how bitter I am
    Cocrispy Cocrispy
    22-25, M
    Apr 2

    So yesterday I decided to fight the crowd to

    find my significant other, roommate, spouse, whatever they are now a Christmas present. I really didn't mind the crowd, long lines, or the hurry up and wait everywhere I went because it was good to get out of the house and have some alone time. I have no clue what to buy and...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots
    36-40, M
    8 Responses Dec 22, 2015

    I accidentally stumbled into this site a few

    hrs ago while researching something I'm experiencing that isn't well known among society & being kept secret by all others experiencing it. I literally have no idea how or why this website opened on my laptop. Everything happens for a reason so here I sit, scrolling through to...
    Gingerella86 Gingerella86
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 9
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Feb 28, 2015

    I sorta get where Elliot Roger was coming from.

    .what I mean by that..is I kinda don't blame him ..in some ways..I mean murder is bad..but ya know shittt happens ..some females are real cuntssssss
    Cocrispy Cocrispy
    22-25, M
    Apr 4
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Jul 20, 2015
    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

    Some days I wish they could read them.

    . hehehe... :) see how they would react to what I would love to do with their bodies.. over and over again.. :) it would be nice to have that and find out that it is a mutual thought shared by both partners.. :>
    marriedguy67 marriedguy67
    46-50, M
    Mar 9

    The world isn't ready

    for my thoughts....
    NoGlassesNoLife NoGlassesNoLife
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 11, 2015

    Whenever someone asks,

    "did you miss me?" I think, "with every bullet so far."
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 16, 2015

    I have some really disturbing thoughts some

    times.... it's a good thing that they're kept locked away in my head.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 15
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014
    41-45, M
    Feb 26

    I'm a survivor of Cancer And have no sympathy

    for friends moaning about having a cold on Facebook
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Nov 9, 2015

    extremely bord at the moment.

    it's never a good thing memories seem to surface during these times. seriously all the corridors in my mind and I tend tend to travel the abandoned ones.
    Sorellana Sorellana
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 4

    Having the choice to be alone its the

    perception in the mind that is being alone. Perception is time that being alone leaves you to the realm. The alone think perception. Alone is alone, being alone is perception.
    Kasionlays Kasionlays
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 26

    I'm especially glad that people can't hear my

    thoughts at work. I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency department and I am constantly bewildered why people choose to come in the department in the middle of the night with something that really could've waiting till the morning! And I'm not talking about those that were...
    vornz vornz
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Sep 12, 2014

    A lot of my thoughts are really *******

    disturbing to a majority of people. I wouldn't exactly call them fantasies, but eh. . .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 22

    If it was possible some may laugh

    so hard they pee, others may need therapy.
    Lovesrainbows Lovesrainbows
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Jun 27, 2015

    I have this weird fantasy in my head sometimes

    when I go places like the mall or something that entertains me when I'm bored. I look around and find a person who is staring at me and looks away like they don't want to get caught then I imagine what if one day time travel is common technology and a person who knows me for the...
    GabrielAlan GabrielAlan
    16-17, M
    6 Responses Jan 19, 2015

    Then people would know exactly how many times

    I've thought about punching them in the face while they are talking. :-)
    Lovelyphoenix80 Lovelyphoenix80
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Feb 3, 2015

    When I see a pregnant woman,

    I automatically wonder how was she like in bed.
    Mystique20 Mystique20
    16-17, F
    9 Responses Jul 20, 2015

    People would know how ****** up I really am,

    and distance themselves from me...
    pumpa pumpa
    22-25, F
    13 Responses Oct 9, 2015

    Okay, so this one is hella weird.

    (much more where this comes from)... So I have these sexual fantasies involving people I would never, ever actually have sex with, i.e., a really old man. (google beauty and the senior) or I get off to **** that's very broke-straight-boys-ish...I don't get why I can't get off...
    phuckingcrazy phuckingcrazy
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Feb 20

    It's a mess in there.

    .. too hard to navigate ... it's best to keep the thought vault closed !
    ifyoucare65 ifyoucare65
    51-55, F
    1 Response Feb 12

    I get paranoid and think they can.

    And it's not like I'm thinking anything bad like random songs or jokes but then I get lost in thought. I'm a daydreamer for sure.
    Dahlia86 Dahlia86
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 21

    Fortunately it is so wisely arranged

    that it is wives who can read their husbands' minds. I have many times had reason to be grateful for my husband not being able to read my mind as I can read his.
    KarinAal KarinAal
    61-65, F
    4 Responses Feb 18

    Hahaha I'd be in trouble

    if you knew my thought process :3
    Catho Catho
    18-21, F
    12 Responses Jan 12, 2015

    I used to picture people n*de all the time,

    especially when I was little. I would pretend that I could see through clothing and imagine the way people looked. It was mostly when I was a kid and I didnt know what guys parts looked like. It was almost always in school while I was sitting at my desk, like if there were...
    alexxxxx96 alexxxxx96
    18-21, F
    6 Responses May 10, 2015

    Permission to rant. I'm 25

    and single. I don't get why friends & family are worried. It ****** me off when people say, "You're so pretty & smart, why are you single?!" I have a great freaking life, people! Get off my case!
    gypsydreams gypsydreams
    26-30, F
    12 Responses Apr 25, 2015

    I believe that it is a very good thing

    that people can't read my thoughts... many would be offended I'm sure... they would know I was staring at them thinking about how it would feel to be able to see and touch them intimately... they would learn how my mind compulsively goes from seeing the shape of their chest to...
    sweetntight sweetntight
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Sep 25, 2015

    My boss gave me something to work on,

    which took more than one day. Then she made me redo the whole thing. I nodded in understanding but in my head I'm willing her to spontaneously catch on fire.
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    Feb 16

    If people could read my thoughts people would

    realize how much of a weird pervert I am.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    13 Responses Oct 24, 2014

    I went to the doctors today

    and got some checks done with my nerves. after my appointment, I kept feeling the needle sticks that they put in my neck and left arm and I was just glad I couldn't hear other people's thoughts and they couldn't hear me thinking, "great, now people are going to think I do drugs...
    BeSavage BeSavage
    26-30, T
    Mar 15
    Redmoon383 Redmoon383
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 17

    because more than once in the last hour I have

    wanted to take the vaccum cord to my husbands neck...
    babymomma84 babymomma84
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Jun 5, 2015

    I'm thinking Kanye is going Britney Spears

    crazy - circa 2007. I wonder if he sees himself crumbling. I swear I think the Kardashians eat the souls of their men.. Not that I was ever a big Kanye fan but I do love some Gold Digger Random Thoughts: by Jenn
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Feb 16

    While it's a great thing people can't read what

    I'm thinking, I often wonder if there are any people out there who can read minds. Reading a book called The Mind Readers so it got me thinking about it. Lol
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Feb 23
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Apr 15, 2015

    I was at in a store last night looking

    for some supplies to finish a project I started recently. While in there I saw this nice looking woman. Ok I admit it, I wasn't exactly looking at her face. From out of nowhere I heard a worker ask me if I needed any help. My reply was, "No thank you. I'm just looking".
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Aug 22, 2015

    Geeze, if people could read my thoughts.

    .. That would be, like, so bad. People already ask me why I'm always biting my lip, and I have to lie and say it's just a habit! If guys knew how often I was checking out their bulges... I think my bf wouldn't be too happy!!
    bimblow bimblow
    18-21, F
    28 Responses Jan 13, 2015

    I'm kind of glad people can't read my thoughts

    sometimes. I just find learning about certain things, or doing research on certain things, that "normal" people wouldn't really find interesting or entertaining to read. I mean, a lot of people do find this stuff fascinating, but not many of the people who I talk to. I think it...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94
    18-21, F
    14 Responses Feb 28, 2015
    youngadult25 youngadult25
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 21

    Not only do i highly value privacy,

    but it would be very confusing someone, not to mention i get those weird thoughts on a daily basis. Like how your sitting down and an incredibly disturbing thought pops into your head, and you wonder which part of your psyche that came from.
    WolfConstellation WolfConstellation
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 18

    whenever i see a handsome guy,

    i imagine him tying me up and ordering me...lol..im so glad they cant read my thoughts LOL :))
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Sep 23, 2014

    It would only disturb

    and confuse you
    Domeli Domeli
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Sep 15, 2015
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