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    huangaiping huangaiping 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    While I was inspecting some cucumbers at the

    store for size and firmness I began wondering if the people around me were thinking that I was thinking dirty thoughts. I wonder if anyone else blushes in the produce aisle at the supermarket.
    deleted deleted 26-30 25 Responses Jun 7

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    Vader2112 Vader2112 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 25

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    Yeah...I'm so glad they can't,

    not right now anyway lol Very, very naughty, they are! Where pain and pleasure meet ;-)
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 8 Responses May 28

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    If people could read my thoughts I would be

    less shy and more slutty and have sex more often
    victoria190 victoria190 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 24

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    If I actually did "live like there`s no

    tomorrow" I'd be in jail
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 28

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    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Well actually that's not true I tend to express

    myself openly. I am very upset with my mother. She considers us stating the fact that we very much want to go to school us arguing. I mean most parents would be happy. Not to long ago I was a senior who happen to get pretty good grades. Now I am not the type of student who...
    blahblahblahxoxo blahblahblahxoxo 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    because more than once in the last hour I have

    wanted to take the vaccum cord to my husbands neck...
    babymomma84 babymomma84 26-30, F 14 Responses Jun 5

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    It would make my job very uncomfortable.

    There is a female that works in another section that is very fun to talk to and can make me smile with just a look. I like to think she is flirting with me but I am certain that I am wrong. She wears professional attire that fits so well I get distracted when she walks by. I am...
    amwantingit amwantingit 46-50, M Aug 27

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    When I see a pregnant woman,

    I automatically wonder how was she like in bed.
    Mystique20 Mystique20 16-17, F 13 Responses Jul 20

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    I have this weird fantasy in my head sometimes

    when I go places like the mall or something that entertains me when I'm bored. I look around and find a person who is staring at me and looks away like they don't want to get caught then I imagine what if one day time travel is common technology and a person who knows me for the...
    GabrielAlan GabrielAlan 16-17, M 7 Responses Jan 19

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    I would be in jail for sexual assault

    or something... The number of times I undress a woman in my head per day. Damn.
    SplendidChai SplendidChai 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Geeze, if people could read my thoughts.

    .. That would be, like, so bad. People already ask me why I'm always biting my lip, and I have to lie and say it's just a habit! If guys knew how often I was checking out their bulges... I think my bf wouldn't be too happy!!
    bimblow bimblow 18-21, F 31 Responses Jan 13

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    Rybear23 Rybear23 22-25, M 5 Responses Aug 20

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    Flotts Flotts 13-15, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I feel as though everything I

    once held is slipping through my fingers. I want to get out there again. In the past I used to be outgoing and not mindful of what came out of my mouth to people. Now I am more cautious, perhaps to cautious what with me just staying in the house all the time..What a sad creature...
    haha210 haha210 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    if they could I would have been fired

    for sexual harassment a long time ago lol
    fenrirandimpachi fenrirandimpachi 22-25, M Aug 24

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    Really glad because no one world think im ok my

    mind is a what ever you below..
    Rybear23 Rybear23 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 21

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    If it was possible some may laugh

    so hard they pee, others may need therapy.
    Lovesrainbows Lovesrainbows 41-45, F 7 Responses Jun 27

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    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Jul 20

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    Permission to rant. I'm 25

    and single. I don't get why friends & family are worried. It ****** me off when people say, "You're so pretty & smart, why are you single?!" I have a great freaking life, people! Get off my case!
    gypsydreams gypsydreams 22-25, F 16 Responses Apr 25

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    Because if they can they could know what i am

    thinking that my thoughts are killing me. That i am such a weirdo and the wouldn't like me or be my friend anymore. And they would just dont understand. I am all alone. However i am ok with it. We are all alone. You just dont relaise it right now.
    Mryyy Mryyy 22-25, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    If people could read my thoughts,

    they would know that I am either usually annoyed by their behavior, or want them to bend me over this counter...
    CurvyLibrarian CurvyLibrarian 22-25, F 21 Responses Aug 24

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    I work at a doctors office

    and today I had a bad/evil/dirty thought. I was checking out a patient after their appt he was a new patient. He is a catholic priest and he was wearing you now the priest outfit "the collar thing" sorry I don't know the proper names I'm not religious. But anyway I've only...
    Slackergirl Slackergirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    I'm glad people can't read my thoughts

    because I would be charged with vehicular manslaughter..... I hate driving in a big city.
    powerlifter2439 powerlifter2439 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 27

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    Well, right now I'm voicing out my thoughts.

    I find "I Want To Be A Teen Mom" thread extremely disturbing. What the **** is wrong with these kids???
    damneat damneat 31-35, F Aug 27

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    I'm especially glad that people can't hear my

    thoughts at work. I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency department and I am constantly bewildered why people choose to come in the department in the middle of the night with something that really could've waiting till the morning! And I'm not talking about those that were...
    vornz vornz 26-30, F 9 Responses Sep 12, 2014

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    if they did they would be intrigued scared

    for me or scarred for the remainder of their lives. which would not be long if they read my mind
    twoinnerwolves twoinnerwolves 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    The world isn't ready

    for my thoughts....
    NoGlassesNoLife NoGlassesNoLife 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    my best friend got had just gotten out of a

    relationship , then he and i dated for a while then we both ended things, then he went back to his ex , we didnt talk for months and now he send sorry msgs and msg related to how im doing but i havent replied any of them because it feels weird . i dont know what to do please...
    tinna20 tinna20 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    TheLovelyOne86 TheLovelyOne86 26-30, F 48 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 26

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    I am glad others can not read my thoughts.

    Yesterday my eldest daughter turned 13. I smiled and laughed sometimes I even cracked up a joke or two. Only God knows the turmoil I faced inside. My heart bled that my late husband was not around for yet another birthday. I imagined how proud he would be to have a teenage...
    AngelicHalo AngelicHalo 36-40, F 10 Responses May 26

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    whenever i see a handsome guy,

    i imagine him tying me up and ordering me...lol..im so glad they cant read my thoughts LOL :))
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Sep 23, 2014

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    I was at in a store last night looking

    for some supplies to finish a project I started recently. While in there I saw this nice looking woman. Ok I admit it, I wasn't exactly looking at her face. From out of nowhere I heard a worker ask me if I needed any help. My reply was, "No thank you. I'm just looking".
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 5 Responses Aug 22

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    If people could read my thoughts people would

    realize how much of a weird pervert I am.
    deleted deleted 26-30 15 Responses Oct 24, 2014

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    Camping, photography,

    and I love outdoors endurance sports then family and friends
    palr palr 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    In fact despite saying I am glad people can't

    read my thoughts, some people can. Isn't it unsettling how some people just look at you and know "you're thinking about something naughty" or "you're thinking of something lovely I can tell!" Whilst I can't read minds I have a "sense" of how people feel, I can pick up on...
    RaiseYourWhat RaiseYourWhat 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    because after reading my thoughts ,

    your life would be so black and white , just like an old movie without sound ...
    stoneseeker stoneseeker 18-21, M Aug 26

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    I'm a very tolerant person

    and easy to compromise with, sometimes I read between the lines to pin point what they're actually saying. But sometimes I couldn't help but hate the fact that I'm able to do that because people won't be able to do the same for me. During these times that I'm really grateful...
    notimpossible notimpossible 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    hearing a hot woman in a cafe

    or restaurant ask for a fork,
    allevan allevan 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    How did it happen? Seriously it's just ******

    up. But it happens When a little girl is brought into this world and she instantaneously becomes the world, HIS world. She is placed upon a pedestal. She is treasured beyond words. Given ridiculous amounts of attention She is molded Taught she deserves everything. Encouraged to...
    loveCT loveCT 41-45, F 10 Responses Aug 20

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