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I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

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    Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye

    contact while eating a banana...
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Yeah...I'm so glad they can't,

    not right now anyway lol Very, very naughty, they are! Where pain and pleasure meet ;-)
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 8 Responses May 28

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 26

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    I'm especially glad that people can't hear my

    thoughts at work. I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency department and I am constantly bewildered why people choose to come in the department in the middle of the night with something that really could've waiting till the morning! And I'm not talking about those that were...
    vornz vornz 26-30, F 10 Responses Sep 12, 2014

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    Remember when you were a kid

    and 'old' people smelled like the medications they took? I do... and today, I am sadly amongst those old people. I never liked having garlic, curry, or booze seeping from my pores either but I'm considering a curry induced vodka binge! Something has to be better than smelling...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I hate my boss. I think everyone in Florida is

    insane. I want to go back to the Southwest. Dry weather, more sanity, old friends. Just saving up my pennies til then.
    Spoticus Spoticus 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 24

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    DeathBear8130 DeathBear8130 13-15, F 6 Responses Jul 23

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    I’ve posted about this before

    as have others, but this time it’s a bit different. Yes there are attractive women I work with that I have fantasized about and wondered what if… But today I’m wondering what they would think if they could have read my mind before to know what I was thinking and also read...
    alteregoeleven alteregoeleven 46-50, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    But here's one...where did all these nuts come

    from? Not that I care, I just wish they'd stop messaging me.
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 11 Responses Jul 22

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    I lay in bed at night

    and imagine being someone else. A girl that I've completely made up over the course of years that lives a perfect life. I feel like I know her better than I know myself. Throughout the day I imagine storylines that I'll play out in my head that night. I know this can't be...
    pickmetoo pickmetoo 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    KaskadingKoquette KaskadingKoquette 26-30, F 11 Responses Feb 28

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    because if they could,

    I'd be in so much trouble! ;)
    MrsRusty MrsRusty 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 23

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    because the more I know people,

    the more I love my cat.
    flirtingjoe flirtingjoe 61-65, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I am glad others can not read my thoughts.

    Yesterday my eldest daughter turned 13. I smiled and laughed sometimes I even cracked up a joke or two. Only God knows the turmoil I faced inside. My heart bled that my late husband was not around for yet another birthday. I imagined how proud he would be to have a teenage...
    AngelicHalo AngelicHalo 36-40, F 10 Responses May 26

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    I used to picture people n*de all the time,

    especially when I was little. I would pretend that I could see through clothing and imagine the way people looked. It was mostly when I was a kid and I didnt know what guys parts looked like. It was almost always in school while I was sitting at my desk, like if there were...
    alexxxxx96 alexxxxx96 18-21, F 11 Responses May 10

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    I really need a graduate job don't no we're

    else to look I've tried everywhere I graduated last year and still no job
    Aishag Aishag 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 26

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    Geeze, if people could read my thoughts.

    .. That would be, like, so bad. People already ask me why I'm always biting my lip, and I have to lie and say it's just a habit! If guys knew how often I was checking out their bulges... I think my bf wouldn't be too happy!!
    bimblow bimblow 18-21, F 32 Responses Jan 13

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    Permission to rant. I'm 25

    and single. I don't get why friends & family are worried. It ****** me off when people say, "You're so pretty & smart, why are you single?!" I have a great freaking life, people! Get off my case!
    gypsydreams gypsydreams 22-25, F 16 Responses Apr 25

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    id rather have a mind opened by wonder,

    than one closed by belief
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    courtney10155 courtney10155 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 2, 2014

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    :') If people can read my thought,

    I'd be a dead meat already~
    RachelThatsall RachelThatsall 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    I just really need to threaten someone I hate

    in person by saying, I'll his or her children...but that won't be good on my record, lol
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M Jul 22

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    God. Who is God? Is my God your God?

    Whose God is better? Does your God say to love everyone? Does your God understand that I'm not the devil? Does your preacher know your a sinner? Does your God know if your own wife loved you liked I loved you... you wouldn't have ever found me? Yet I'm the villain... I'm the...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    TheLovelyOne86 TheLovelyOne86 26-30, F 50 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Apr 15

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    Im very Random and weird

    but i love video games and talking to nice people but.. theres that part of me thwt stares at a thing that's bad but other than that i like pizza
    Justletmedieslowly Justletmedieslowly 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    If people could read my thoughts I would

    probably... A. be single right now B. be in jail C. have no friends D. placed in an insane asylum So yeah It's probably a really good idea people can't read my thoughts.
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    This would definitely be a double edged sword.

    I would on one hand probably be going out on a lot more dates, but on the other hand, I probably would get my butt kicked, too. lol.
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 27

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    SammyReb SammyReb 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    If it was possible some may laugh

    so hard they pee, others may need therapy.
    Lovesrainbows Lovesrainbows 41-45, F 8 Responses Jun 27

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    wildcardd wildcardd 22-25, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    If they could, they'd find out how often/much I

    check out my crushes and imagine them doing inappropriate things in inappropriate places. xD Chaotic mind.
    EuphonyAly EuphonyAly 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 29, 2014

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    It saves people so many hurt feelings.

    I'm usually a nice person, sometimes too nice people walk all over that. One day though I know my thoughts will eventually be said once I reach a point where I've had enough.
    friskyinnocence friskyinnocence 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    Some people say I have a pretty weird mind.

    .. But I actually don't! It's more normal than others thing... Or is it?
    warez94 warez94 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    Jade96Nicole Jade96Nicole 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    I sometimes wonder what my life would be like

    if I was with my secret crush instead of my boyfriend who generally acts like he has the IQ of a 2 month old.
    brokenhearted89 brokenhearted89 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 24

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    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 27

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    Hahaha I'd be in trouble

    if you knew my thought process :3
    Catho Catho 18-21, F 15 Responses Jan 12

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    i would really lose a lot of associates

    if people knew what i really thought of them
    YourMomsFavorite YourMomsFavorite 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    While I was inspecting some cucumbers at the

    store for size and firmness I began wondering if the people around me were thinking that I was thinking dirty thoughts. I wonder if anyone else blushes in the produce aisle at the supermarket.
    deleted deleted 26-30 25 Responses Jun 7

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    If I actually did "live like there`s no

    tomorrow" I'd be in jail
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 28

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    So you need a photo on your profile.

    But no one wants to look at the lines on your map. So you look around the study, and you choose a book cover--The Marquis De Sade! huh?
    Oldbull111 Oldbull111 66-70, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    When I see a pregnant woman,

    I automatically wonder how was she like in bed.
    Mystique20 Mystique20 16-17, F 11 Responses Jul 20

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    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    whenever i see a handsome guy,

    i imagine him tying me up and ordering me...lol..im so glad they cant read my thoughts LOL :))
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Sep 23, 2014

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    because more than once in the last hour I have

    wanted to take the vaccum cord to my husbands neck...
    babymomma84 babymomma84 26-30, F