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I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

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    It's a good thing they can't.

    Sometimes I look calm on the outside but in my mind I've stabbed you 20 times :p
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 21

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    Over lunch I had to purchase some sports apparel

    and as I approached the checkout, there was a young lady in front of me that I immediately thought was hot. I don’t know her age, but I convinced myself I wasn’t having inappropriate thoughts about a minor since if she was that young, she should have been in school at that...
    alteregoeleven alteregoeleven 46-50, M 2 Responses Jun 11

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    I'm especially glad that people can't hear my

    thoughts at work. I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency department and I am constantly bewildered why people choose to come in the department in the middle of the night with something that really could've waiting till the morning! And I'm not talking about those that were...
    vornz vornz 26-30, F 10 Responses Sep 12, 2014

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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    I sometimes see an attractive couple like a

    good looking dude, and smoking hot girl. You know both fit, they look like they belong together. I can't help to think "I would love to see these two making love/*******" I can't be the only one right? Lol
    345antony 345antony 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 11

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    Zarina4 Zarina4 13-15, F 11 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    I'm kind of glad people can't read my thoughts

    sometimes. I just find learning about certain things, or doing research on certain things, that "normal" people wouldn't really find interesting or entertaining to read. I mean, a lot of people do find this stuff fascinating, but not many of the people who I talk to. I think it...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 22 Responses Feb 28

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    I always lie in bed at night

    and imagine things that would be amazing to happen but are always unrealistic, am I the only one?
    Fleurfranks Fleurfranks 18-21, F 11 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    because more than once in the last hour I have

    wanted to take the vaccum cord to my husbands neck...
    babymomma84 babymomma84 26-30, F 15 Responses Jun 5

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    In my dream, I'm at a party with most of my

    friends and a guy who I had a crush on at my old school 4 years ago. Suddenly everyone else leaves and it's just me and the guy. We are in a bedroom and he's playing weird music to seduce me or something. He says he wants to kill me but we can have fun first. He tries to kiss me...
    cracra2018 cracra2018 13-15 5 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 26

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    Geeze, if people could read my thoughts.

    .. That would be, like, so bad. People already ask me why I'm always biting my lip, and I have to lie and say it's just a habit! If guys knew how often I was checking out their bulges... I think my bf wouldn't be too happy!!
    bimblow bimblow 18-21, F 33 Responses Jan 13

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    okay. so I'm on a medicine called Zoloft.

    this helps me manage my anxiety and depression. when I first started taking it, (in 5th grade) it completely wiped out my filter. (it was a terrible side effect for me) meaning, I said EVERYTHING that came to my mind. I lost all of my friends..... thankfully, I found friends...
    imthatpersonthatdoesthings imthatpersonthatdoesthings 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Dracula14 Dracula14 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 21

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    What is wrong with kids these days?

    Perhaps it's a generational thing and I'm just not getting it. I remember my parents saying the same thing and their parents may have as well, but this is gotten out of hand.The only thing I can be sure of is the expectations of parents has most certainly increased in our fast...
    VioletMerryweather VioletMerryweather 31-35, F 7 Responses Jun 16

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    I'm glad they can't, some things may be thought

    but not meant..others can be thought and not told..and others that can cause all sorts of trouble.. I'm also curious how crazy the world would be if your thoughts were known straight away..
    raggedeagle raggedeagle 31-35, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    While I was inspecting some cucumbers at the

    store for size and firmness I began wondering if the people around me were thinking that I was thinking dirty thoughts. I wonder if anyone else blushes in the produce aisle at the supermarket.
    deleted deleted 26-30 25 Responses Jun 7

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    IwasHurtAlot IwasHurtAlot 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 17

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    If they could, they'd find out how often/much I

    check out my crushes and imagine them doing inappropriate things in inappropriate places. xD Chaotic mind.
    EuphonyAly EuphonyAly 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 29, 2014

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    Permission to rant. I'm 25

    and single. I don't get why friends & family are worried. It ****** me off when people say, "You're so pretty & smart, why are you single?!" I have a great freaking life, people! Get off my case!
    gypsydreams gypsydreams 22-25, F 16 Responses Apr 25

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    My aesthetic is acting coy,

    so that way they never see the true me.
    alicefloe alicefloe 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    If it was possible some may laugh

    so hard they pee, others may need therapy.
    Lovesrainbows Lovesrainbows 41-45, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    whenever i see a handsome guy,

    i imagine him tying me up and ordering me...lol..im so glad they cant read my thoughts LOL :))
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Sep 23, 2014

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    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    I'm glad people can't read my thoughts

    because I don't always think nice things about people
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M Jun 19

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    m0rtal m0rtal 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 13

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    If people could read my thoughts ohhh my

    goodness I would probably shoot myself in the face
    johnnyappleguy johnnyappleguy 18-21, M Jun 10

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    Yeah...I'm so glad they can't,

    not right now anyway lol Very, very naughty, they are! Where pain and pleasure meet ;-)
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 8 Responses May 28

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    You'd either end up liking me

    or getting horrified. There is no middle ground.
    Cosmic0Potato Cosmic0Potato 13-15, M 5 Responses Jun 17

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    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 21

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    I'm so sick of myself

    that I can't even admit to what I'm thinking on a mostly anonymous support site, but hey, I'm alive and I'm living, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
    2l4t 2l4t 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    This is so true for me

    as I'm always trying to please…however my thoughts are so far away and most often v dirty. Thinking about being with someone else, another woman when I'm happily married to a man.
    cinwme cinwme 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    I have this weird fantasy in my head sometimes

    when I go places like the mall or something that entertains me when I'm bored. I look around and find a person who is staring at me and looks away like they don't want to get caught then I imagine what if one day time travel is common technology and a person who knows me for the...
    GabrielAlan GabrielAlan 16-17, M 7 Responses Jan 19

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    I am glad others can not read my thoughts.

    Yesterday my eldest daughter turned 13. I smiled and laughed sometimes I even cracked up a joke or two. Only God knows the turmoil I faced inside. My heart bled that my late husband was not around for yet another birthday. I imagined how proud he would be to have a teenage...
    AngelicHalo AngelicHalo 36-40, F 10 Responses May 26

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    I'd be fired, raped, beat up,

    bi*ch slapped and divorced. At least.
    Walkalone9000 Walkalone9000 51-55, F 6 Responses Mar 19

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    I feel so bad for people

    who can read minds because seriously like if they were to be near me all they would be hearing are really bad and weird sexual fantasies or just random sick **** that goes through my mind😂😂
    WolfStorms WolfStorms 18-21, F 12 Responses May 31

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    Readaholic11 Readaholic11 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    mynameiskris mynameiskris 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I think dirty thoughts

    and play music and movies in my head and I also think bad things like deaths and I speak in my head and laugh when I'm alone because my body is all I need to be happy I sing for entertainment I write to keep my passion and I watch tv in my my head when I close my eyes
    TwerkingUnicorn TwerkingUnicorn 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 17

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    courtney10155 courtney10155 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 2, 2014

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    Hahaha I'd be in trouble

    if you knew my thought process :3
    Catho Catho 18-21, F 15 Responses Jan 12

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    AyuBDas AyuBDas 18-21, M a week ago

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    Whenever I see horrible drivers on the road,

    I think of terrible ways how they'll crash into things on the road suck like a tree; I hope the tree wins...
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    Think it is interesting how dating sites like

    Match and eHarmony advertise the many options and features they offer and sometimes even testimonials, but never the price of their services...
    DMW072812 DMW072812 31-35, M Jun 15

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    If they could: 1. They could see how much I

    hate people. 2. They'll see all the sexual thought I daydream about 80% of the time. 3.They would see that I want absolutely nothing to do with them. 4. They would steal answers from me because they're too lazy to pay attention in class. 5. No one would talk to me, because I...
    KenmaXhan KenmaXhan 13-15, T 1 Response Jun 14

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    I used to picture people n*de all the time,

    especially when I was little. I would pretend that I could see through clothing and imagine the way people looked. It was mostly when I was a kid and I didnt know what guys parts looked like. It was almost always in school while I was sitting at my desk, like if there were...
    alexxxxx96 alexxxxx96 18-21, F 12 Responses May 10

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