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I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

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    How I sometimes imagine hanging them upside

    down from a tree and beating the s*** out of them.
    50ShadesOfAnne 50ShadesOfAnne 26-30, F 7 Responses Jan 15

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    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Green only looks good on my eyes.

    ..not in my mind. I need to remind myself where I came from and be grateful for what I have. I need to be happy for other people and their successes.
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Yep cause I'd probably make a lot of people

    angry Though I may make some happy lol
    Funnychase66 Funnychase66 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    Sometimes in the middle of a conversation I'll

    just think to myself- "What if I just proposed to this person?" Or "What if I kissed this person? Or poked their nose?" And it can be anyone, an old lady asking for directions, a teacher I don't like- anyone.
    TaliaRice TaliaRice 18-21, F 11 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    somethingsexy25 somethingsexy25 36-40, F 16 Responses Nov 21, 2014

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    I was at a meeting this morning.

    I really didn't want to be there but this was regarding a major client and I couldn't get out of it. As soon as I briefed everyone and put forth my two sense worth, I let the rest of them get into the nitty-gritty of things. I was busy "replying emails" to their knowledge but...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 15 Responses Nov 13, 2014

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    The way he shakes his hair His eyes radiat

    brightly i feel so comfortable just friends ...but just give me one-make that 100 kisses had a awsome time last night, and we can have an awsome time again ...he is so beautiful, i cant say handsome.... Id love you so good, ill spoil you good, ill make you feel good...
    TodayForay TodayForay 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 7 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    My son, Tullu.. and her bio mother never was

    able to read my thoughts. I am her husband 1968 Mohammed Zaman. AKA, Sher e khan.. and she, sadia never knew What I have. I will not be the King 1999 without this Family of Ahmed Subway..
    homeless1129 homeless1129 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    Hahaha I'd be in trouble

    if you knew my thought process :3
    catho catho 18-21, F 16 Responses Jan 12

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    hope02345 hope02345 13-15, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    If they could, they'd find out how often/much I

    check out my crushes and imagine them doing inappropriate things in inappropriate places. xD Chaotic mind.
    EuphonyAly EuphonyAly 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 29, 2014

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    my profile will give you a glimpse,

    but its the tip of the iceberg. no haters please, if you dont like me or what i have to say simply move on, hell block me if you want too. i really dont care! on the other hand if your a similar minded individual or just intrigued and curious and can hold a respectful...
    Tinman76 Tinman76 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 14

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    If you could read my thoughts,

    you'd know that I really liked you. If you could read my thoughts, you'd know that it really hurt me when you said you wanted her instead. If you could read my thoughts, you'd know that I felt cheated, lied to, and broken. If you could read my thoughts, you'd know the way I...
    msebok msebok 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    AceWarbringer AceWarbringer 31-35, M 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    If people could read my thoughts people would

    realize how much of a weird pervert I am.
    DollTheface DollTheface 18-21, F 16 Responses Oct 24, 2014

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    if people read my thoughts they would

    either be sexually aroused or disgusted.
    Danae102 Danae102 18-21, F 15 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    Zombies are on my mind a lot.

    Geeez I hope they don't eat it...
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 11, 2014

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    I change my mind all the time.

    I wouldn't want anyone to be subjected to the war going on in my head.
    lake1107 lake1107 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 20, 2014

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    ...specially when I'm trying to hide something,

    or when a rogue primal thought pops into my mind... *gulp* I will share in here a piece of my mind, but there are still things that belong inside my brain as mere electric impulses :$
    YetAnotherStoic YetAnotherStoic 18-21, M 6 Responses Jan 15

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    Annabeth11 Annabeth11 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Holmesdown Holmesdown 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    So I was talking to a teacher on what I wanted

    to be when I'm older, and I said I wanted to be an FBI agent (field agent) and she's like that too hard for you so I'm just gonna put you wanna be a police officer............like really?-.-.............is that what I told you, technically she's telling me I'm not able to do...
    Starr7165 Starr7165 16-17, F 10 Responses a week ago

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    I'd be tossed into the cuckoo hut

    before I know it. My thoughts are all over the place.
    Sohryuden Sohryuden 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 21

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    I always lie in bed at night

    and imagine things that would be amazing to happen but are always unrealistic, am I the only one?
    Fleurfranks Fleurfranks 18-21, F 10 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    People would think that I am

    such a pervert...
    squiffels squiffels 26-30, F 13 Responses 5 days ago

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    hope4sis hope4sis 26-30, M 3 Responses Jan 20

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    if someone knew what I thought,

    I'd probably be considered crazy sadly
    sakari101 sakari101 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I'm especially glad that people can't hear my

    thoughts at work. I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency department and I am constantly bewildered why people choose to come in the department in the middle of the night with something that really could've waiting till the morning! And I'm not talking about those that were...
    vornz vornz 26-30, F 12 Responses Sep 12, 2014

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    If somebody does it ,

    they would probably want to addopt me ;)
    edytka edytka 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    If they could I'd likely be in a padded room

    with a group of doctors arguing over who is going to come in and talk to me.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I don't talk much, I mostly just talk to myself

    or in my head, thinking I guess. So if people could read my thoughts is probably get those "freaked out" stares. I guess anything would be better than those icy stares.. I also seem to share my most deepest inner secrets in my head...and my obsessive thoughts.
    ForeverStarrs ForeverStarrs 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 21

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    The lady that sits directly outside my office

    tends to get a little too into her music and before you know it you feel like you are at an American Idol audition. It is times like this that really make me appreciate the invention of the door. I wish I could say I was appreciating the invention of the muzzle this morning...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I don't know, but I just get really paranoid

    that people can read my thought sometimes. I'll be thinking and then somebody looks at me or I get scared that they can tell what I'm thinking. Sometimes the only comfort I have is in the fact that people can't read my thoughts. I get embarrassed really easily, so I can't...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 21

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    Boobs...all the damn time πŸ˜–.

    ..and all the girls at school I like, it would be so awkward if they found out
    MMckay15 MMckay15 22-25, F 7 Responses Oct 6, 2014

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    whenever i see a handsome guy,

    i imagine him tying me up and ordering me...lol..im so glad they cant read my thoughts LOL :))
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Sep 23, 2014

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    courtney10155 courtney10155 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 2, 2014

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    I think I'd be put away

    for a long time...especially because on multiple counts of premeditated homicide ._.
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15, F 6 Responses Jan 13

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    People would think I'm crazy

    if they knew what goes on in my brain
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 7 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    Geeze, if people could read my thoughts.

    .. That would be, like, so bad. People already ask me why I'm always biting my lip, and I have to lie and say it's just a habit! If guys knew how often I was checking out their bulges... I think my bf wouldn't be too happy!!
    badcaseofthebefores badcaseofthebefores 18-21, F 15 Responses Jan 13

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    I would be screwed if the people I work with

    could hear what I think about them.
    meghandanielle meghandanielle 18-21 3 Responses Jan 18

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    dumbfk123 dumbfk123 51-55, F 4 Responses Jan 22

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    Burn This

    It started innocently enough, this thought process, this train of thought as they say. It began with a story about a newly released study that suggests, or rather accuses the US Military with waste in Afghanistan. We’re talking 5 million dollars on incinerators that were built...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 27 Responses Apr 26, 2013

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    Because I have thoughts like,

    Is the 's' silent in scent or is the 'c' silent? 😳
    AlyseJay AlyseJay 16-17, F 10 Responses Sep 18, 2014

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    If people could read my thoughts,

    I'd be in a mental asylum right now.
    DepressedTeensRus DepressedTeensRus 13-15, M 5 Responses Jan 19

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    why is it soooo hard to trust,

    when no one ever broke my trust...but hes so tough hearted and been cheated on many times my exs and still got trust :( sigh...whyyy
    apperentlyicanthavemyname apperentlyicanthavemyname 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 16

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    TheLovelyOne86 TheLovelyOne86 26-30, F 54 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    people would just think im unhealthily horny

    all the time.... not lady like at all!!!!
    kellys7 kellys7 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    Sometimes I just want to be wild & free.

    .. Do who I want and what I want. I wonder how many people have thoughts like mine. The desire to break out of the rut and be spontaneous... Without the dreaded judgment.. How many bored married people are wishing for some hot wild times with someone new.
    June3053 June3053 51-55, F 40 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    Because if they could i would probably be

    thinking That girls looks soo slutty 😳 I miss him 😭 I want to get out of here I want Pringles I need Oreo's Why doesnt he just kiss me already? I need money What if his best friend and my best friend hooked up?What would there kid look like?
    PYazmin PYazmin 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I would be in so much trouble

    if people could read my mind lol :P
    Jessiesher Jessiesher 22-25, F 7 Responses Jan 9