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I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

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    I'd be fired, raped, beat up,

    bi*ch slapped and divorced. At least.
    Walkalone9000 Walkalone9000 51-55, F 8 Responses a week ago

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    I wish my neighbors would realize

    that shaking an apartment is not a sport. The funny part is when you are sitting on the couch and you feel yourself being bounced off.
    mcarden1993 mcarden1993 22-25, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    People would think I'm crazy

    if they knew what goes on in my brain
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 7 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    I sometimes think bad things

    and just hope that God isn't listening
    ckeis ckeis 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    I have this weird fantasy in my head sometimes

    when I go places like the mall or something that entertains me when I'm bored. I look around and find a person who is staring at me and looks away like they don't want to get caught then I imagine what if one day time travel is common technology and a person who knows me for the...
    GabrielAlan GabrielAlan 13-15, M 8 Responses Jan 19

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    Zarina4 Zarina4 13-15, F 11 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Feeling sufocated in my workplace.

    .. Hollow chest... Depressed... Can't wait for lunch time... Mondays are bad...
    Crazymad77 Crazymad77 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    sexydivide sexydivide 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    BrownSugarBabe BrownSugarBabe 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    courtney10155 courtney10155 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 2, 2014

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    IamYourGodMrFreeman IamYourGodMrFreeman 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    they'd be able to see how ****** up I really am.

    . the bad thoughts that go through my mind. on the outside, to everyone else, it looks like I have everything. and I do! everything anyone could ever hope for. but is it not enough? why am I down? why do I have these thoughts racing in my brain just wanting to run away. to die...
    freeme1994 freeme1994 18-21, F Mar 9

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    I'm kind of glad people can't read my thoughts

    sometimes. I just find learning about certain things, or doing research on certain things, that "normal" people wouldn't really find interesting or entertaining to read. I mean, a lot of people do find this stuff fascinating, but not many of the people who I talk to. I think it...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 19 Responses Feb 28

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    I'm especially glad that people can't hear my

    thoughts at work. I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency department and I am constantly bewildered why people choose to come in the department in the middle of the night with something that really could've waiting till the morning! And I'm not talking about those that were...
    vornz vornz 26-30, F 11 Responses Sep 12, 2014

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    If they could I would be put into a mental

    asylum for the thoughts I have
    purpleisyummy76 purpleisyummy76 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 18

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    TheLovelyOne86 TheLovelyOne86 26-30, F 51 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    Then people would know exactly how many times

    I've thought about punching them in the face while they are talking. :-)
    Lovelyphoenix80 Lovelyphoenix80 31-35, F 13 Responses Feb 3

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    people would just think im unhealthily horny

    all the time.... not lady like at all!!!!
    kellys7 kellys7 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    Sometimes in the middle of a conversation I'll

    just think to myself- "What if I just proposed to this person?" Or "What if I kissed this person? Or poked their nose?" And it can be anyone, an old lady asking for directions, a teacher I don't like- anyone.
    TaliaRice TaliaRice 18-21, F 11 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    I mean it's not like my thoughts are terrible,

    they are just, not something I want people knowing, it would probably scare them, only a few people have actually heard the thoughts I have constantly , sadly only 2 out of 6 are still my friends.
    sommer02 sommer02 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    If people could read my thoughts people would

    realize how much of a weird pervert I am.
    DollTheface DollTheface 18-21, F 16 Responses Oct 24, 2014

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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 7 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    if my girlfriend could read my thoughts she

    would know how I'm not in love with her. :
    love1336 love1336 22-25, F 6 Responses a week ago

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    Geeze, if people could read my thoughts.

    .. That would be, like, so bad. People already ask me why I'm always biting my lip, and I have to lie and say it's just a habit! If guys knew how often I was checking out their bulges... I think my bf wouldn't be too happy!!
    badcaseofthebefores badcaseofthebefores 18-21, F 28 Responses Jan 13

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    Hahaha I'd be in trouble

    if you knew my thought process :3
    catho catho 18-21, F 15 Responses Jan 12

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    Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go to hell just

    for my thoughts and not for my lack of action.
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 12

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    Burn This

    It started innocently enough, this thought process, this train of thought as they say. It began with a story about a newly released study that suggests, or rather accuses the US Military with waste in Afghanistan. Weโ€™re talking 5 million dollars on incinerators that were built...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 26 Responses Apr 26, 2013

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    If they could: Oh boy,

    today would have been embaressing (I think I spelled that wrong) as ****! LITERALLY!! The whole school day I thought " I have to **** so bad... And fart, Oh god please let it be over already!!" (And the toilets in our school are not up for.. Well.. You know... Sweet jesus, I...
    CeMi1706 CeMi1706 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    WhyOwhynot WhyOwhynot 51-55, M 4 Responses Mar 9

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    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    This guy was checking out in front of me.

    I held my kids back behind me. Just to be safe
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 14

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    I used to walk around a room full of people

    and wonder if they liked me... Now I look around the room and wonder if I like them.
    FabulousGirl FabulousGirl 31-35, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    People would think that I am

    such a pervert...
    squiffels squiffels 26-30, F 13 Responses Jan 26

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    CascadingCoquette CascadingCoquette 26-30, F 11 Responses Feb 28

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    I would be in so much trouble

    if people could read my mind lol :P
    Jessiesher Jessiesher 22-25, F 8 Responses Jan 9

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    If they could, they'd find out how often/much I

    check out my crushes and imagine them doing inappropriate things in inappropriate places. xD Chaotic mind.
    EuphonyAly EuphonyAly 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 29, 2014

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    I am so Glad people can't read my thoughts!

    ! For my day job, I work as an elevator operator in an apartment building in New York City... My job consists of me taking the buildings tenants, visitors, delivery persons, nannies etc. Up&Down for 8 hours a day. So you can imagine, I have to deal with people all day in a 4x8...
    JayBigNyc JayBigNyc 36-40, M 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    I'm afraid.. Really afraid.

    I'm afraid of everything lately.. While at the same time I feel emotionless, fearless. I'm afraid of leaving. I'm afraid of what will happen with him. I'm afraid of what won't happen with him. I'm afraid of my thoughts. I'm afraid of what I feel.. Or think I feel. I'm afraid of...
    Myohmygoodness Myohmygoodness 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 18

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    On the outside most people think I am stuck up

    or rude because I don't talk much and keep to myself but on the inside I am just trying to keep from having an anxiety attack and every time someone walks up to me and asks what's wrong and I smile and say "oh nothing" I am so happy they can't hear what I'm really thinking
    arirose43 arirose43 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    whenever i see a handsome guy,

    i imagine him tying me up and ordering me...lol..im so glad they cant read my thoughts LOL :))
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Sep 23, 2014

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    I have these lustful day dreams about the guy I

    have had the biggest crush on for about two years. He sits in front of me in one of my classes and I imagine ripping his shirt and running my hands through his hair and what it would be like to be touched by his him. I'm not sure what he'll think about if he ever read my...
    WholeLottaPam WholeLottaPam 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 11

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    I change my mind all the time.

    I wouldn't want anyone to be subjected to the war going on in my head.
    lake1107 lake1107 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 20, 2014

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    I think about killing people I don't like all

    the time. Well, not so much killing them myself, but about how much better it would be if they were dead, and what that life would be like. But I do spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to kill my husband and get away with it. I think Robert Durst was onto something...
    icantreallysay icantreallysay 46-50, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Because I have thoughts like,

    Is the 's' silent in scent or is the 'c' silent? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    AlyseJay AlyseJay 16-17, F 10 Responses Sep 18, 2014

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    I have too many random thoughts

    and odd ball thoughts in my head and too many conversations going on in my head .... And I'm usually all over the place I think people will scream,,, shut up! Shut up... You talk too much in there ....,lmao!!
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 3 Responses 1 day ago