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I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

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    sometime when I want time to go faster I think

    of how many ways to kill someone ( but I'm not a weirdo)
    Black15Camdy Black15Camdy 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    Zarina4 Zarina4 13-15, F 11 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    I sometimes think bad things

    and just hope that God isn't listening
    ckeis ckeis 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    CascadingCoquette CascadingCoquette 26-30, F 11 Responses Feb 28

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    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Because I have thoughts like,

    Is the 's' silent in scent or is the 'c' silent? 😳
    AlyseJay AlyseJay 16-17, F 10 Responses Sep 18, 2014

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    courtney10155 courtney10155 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 2, 2014

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    I think about killing people I don't like all

    the time. Well, not so much killing them myself, but about how much better it would be if they were dead, and what that life would be like. But I do spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to kill my husband and get away with it. I think Robert Durst was onto something...
    icantreallysay icantreallysay 46-50, F 4 Responses Mar 22

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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    People would think I'm crazy

    if they knew what goes on in my brain
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 7 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    I have this weird fantasy in my head sometimes

    when I go places like the mall or something that entertains me when I'm bored. I look around and find a person who is staring at me and looks away like they don't want to get caught then I imagine what if one day time travel is common technology and a person who knows me for the...
    GabrielAlan GabrielAlan 13-15, M 8 Responses Jan 19

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    I always lie in bed at night

    and imagine things that would be amazing to happen but are always unrealistic, am I the only one?
    Fleurfranks Fleurfranks 18-21, F 10 Responses Sep 27, 2014

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    Really, if they only kmew.

    I'd be in a hell of a lot if trouble
    supergullible supergullible 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm especially glad that people can't hear my

    thoughts at work. I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency department and I am constantly bewildered why people choose to come in the department in the middle of the night with something that really could've waiting till the morning! And I'm not talking about those that were...
    vornz vornz 26-30, F 11 Responses Sep 12, 2014

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    I used to walk around a room full of people

    and wonder if they liked me... Now I look around the room and wonder if I like them.
    FabulousGirl FabulousGirl 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 21

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    Feeling sufocated in my workplace.

    .. Hollow chest... Depressed... Can't wait for lunch time... Mondays are bad...
    Crazymad77 Crazymad77 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    If they could: Oh boy,

    today would have been embaressing (I think I spelled that wrong) as ****! LITERALLY!! The whole school day I thought " I have to **** so bad... And fart, Oh god please let it be over already!!" (And the toilets in our school are not up for.. Well.. You know... Sweet jesus, I...
    CeMi1706 CeMi1706 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Mightypenguin100 Mightypenguin100 13-15, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    people would just think im unhealthily horny

    all the time.... not lady like at all!!!!
    kellys7 kellys7 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    TheLovelyOne86 TheLovelyOne86 26-30, F 51 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    If they could, they'd find out how often/much I

    check out my crushes and imagine them doing inappropriate things in inappropriate places. xD Chaotic mind.
    EuphonyAly EuphonyAly 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 29, 2014

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    On the outside most people think I am stuck up

    or rude because I don't talk much and keep to myself but on the inside I am just trying to keep from having an anxiety attack and every time someone walks up to me and asks what's wrong and I smile and say "oh nothing" I am so happy they can't hear what I'm really thinking
    arirose43 arirose43 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    Or they would say I'm crazy :( Always get

    called that anyway, which is why I think my thoughts get worse :( If only someone would understand me. 😭
    annieee1034 annieee1034 18-21, F 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    Holmesdown Holmesdown 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    I change my mind all the time.

    I wouldn't want anyone to be subjected to the war going on in my head.
    lake1107 lake1107 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 20, 2014

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    sexydivide sexydivide 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I think I'd be put away

    for a long time...especially because on multiple counts of premeditated homicide ._.
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15, F 6 Responses Jan 13

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    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    Who needs to read them

    when I inadvertently blurt them out....Oops
    orchidspetals orchidspetals 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have too many random thoughts

    and odd ball thoughts in my head and too many conversations going on in my head .... And I'm usually all over the place I think people will scream,,, shut up! Shut up... You talk too much in there ....,lmao!!
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    If they could I would be put into a mental

    asylum for the thoughts I have
    purpleisyummy76 purpleisyummy76 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 18

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    I am so Glad people can't read my thoughts!

    ! For my day job, I work as an elevator operator in an apartment building in New York City... My job consists of me taking the buildings tenants, visitors, delivery persons, nannies etc. Up&Down for 8 hours a day. So you can imagine, I have to deal with people all day in a 4x8...
    JayBigNyc JayBigNyc 36-40, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    If people could read my thoughts people would

    realize how much of a weird pervert I am.
    DollTheface DollTheface 18-21, F 16 Responses Oct 24, 2014

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    Hahaha I'd be in trouble

    if you knew my thought process :3
    catho catho 18-21, F 15 Responses Jan 12

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    i have been called strong.

    "can't be broke" say some. i disagree. i am weak. say you don't love me set me free.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    This would be a bad deal.

    .. just imagine how much more dramatic Facebook would be! It's bad enough some of these false assumptions of others people are constantly dishing out.
    bubble83 bubble83 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Geeze, if people could read my thoughts.

    .. That would be, like, so bad. People already ask me why I'm always biting my lip, and I have to lie and say it's just a habit! If guys knew how often I was checking out their bulges... I think my bf wouldn't be too happy!!
    badcaseofthebefores badcaseofthebefores 18-21, F 28 Responses Jan 13

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    whenever i see a handsome guy,

    i imagine him tying me up and ordering me...lol..im so glad they cant read my thoughts LOL :))
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Sep 23, 2014

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    md914 md914 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 16

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    People would think that I am

    such a pervert...
    squiffels squiffels 26-30, F 13 Responses Jan 26

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    IamYourGodMrFreeman IamYourGodMrFreeman 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 7 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    I wish my neighbors would realize

    that shaking an apartment is not a sport. The funny part is when you are sitting on the couch and you feel yourself being bounced off.
    mcarden1993 mcarden1993 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Burn This

    It started innocently enough, this thought process, this train of thought as they say. It began with a story about a newly released study that suggests, or rather accuses the US Military with waste in Afghanistan. We’re talking 5 million dollars on incinerators that were built...
    Quintesse Quintesse 51-55, F 26 Responses Apr 26, 2013

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    I was at a meeting this morning.

    I really didn't want to be there but this was regarding a major client and I couldn't get out of it. As soon as I briefed everyone and put forth my two sense worth, I let the rest of them get into the nitty-gritty of things. I was busy "replying emails" to their knowledge but...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 16 Responses Nov 13, 2014

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    I'm kind of glad people can't read my thoughts

    sometimes. I just find learning about certain things, or doing research on certain things, that "normal" people wouldn't really find interesting or entertaining to read. I mean, a lot of people do find this stuff fascinating, but not many of the people who I talk to. I think it...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 21 Responses Feb 28

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    Then people would know exactly how many times

    I've thought about punching them in the face while they are talking. :-)
    Lovelyphoenix80 Lovelyphoenix80 31-35, F 13 Responses Feb 3