I Am Going to Do Something Stupid

I know it, I just know it 264 People

    I Almost Always Do

    especially when i'm in situations that i'm supposed to do the right thing, like, during my training days in a network, and you just end up disappointing everyone or doing the clumsiest, flimsiest things...sometimes, i even feel like, i can't even do something right!
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 2, 2009

    It's Inevitable

    Always have. Always will. It's all just a matter of time and what.
    DrewBerry DrewBerry
    46-50, F
    11 Responses Mar 23, 2008

    At Least Once a Day/ But the Worst Was

    I was working in a Nursing Home when I was 15. I had to be at work at 5am. I had to wake up Daddy to take me. He decided that he didn't want to get up. Told me to wake my sister and have her to take me. She didn't want to drive me to work either. I had what I thought was a...
    mommatrish mommatrish
    46-50, F
    1 Response Mar 29, 2008

    First Time Male Enhancment

    Today i went out and bought this AWSOME pill it was a blue capsule first time the teller said it was an underground drug. i wanted to see how they are like so im jackin off and i notice that iv been hard for hours and when i come to bust i bust the hugest load i have ever busted...
    sandman234567 sandman234567
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2011

    I just got out of the navy

    and I now am traveling . I like to blog now . I have a travel and inspirational blog for anyone who needs a positive word . If you are in need of a nice word please check it out . It is called jessicasomebody . Fb and YouTube
    jessicalynnsmith jessicalynnsmith
    22-25, F
    May 28, 2015

    Well, Sooner Or Later I'...

    Well, sooner or later I'm sure I will. Don't know when........or what.  lol
    dmwinchester dmwinchester
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    Like road racing, through motorway traffic

    reaching speeds up to 140 mph Oh I hope I didn't get caught by a camera.
    Heellover Heellover
    36-40, M
    May 27, 2015

    My to Do List:

    Actually I will be graduating from college in 6 months. So for my final semster I have made some plans, some good ,some stupid: 1. Arrive ridiculously late for a lecture. ( I am always 5 mins early. It been 3(1/2) years) 2. Score a perfect 10! ( I've touched 9.22 but not...
    tenderfoot1 tenderfoot1
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2008

    Seemed Like a Good Idea

    I was heading home from the gym when I saw the beginnings of a spectacular sunset.  Having one picture left on my camera, why not capture that moment.  There is a scenic overlook where this could be accomplished so I drove off the road and to that spot.  Did real...
    rhettbuttler69 rhettbuttler69
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Mar 29, 2008

    okay, the last person

    who gave me hope to live , i met her on ep. an exact duplicate of mine, living on the other side of the world. we were in heaven when we were together and now it is hell. even someone exactly like me failed to hold on and fell apart and disappeared without a trace. i lost...
    kragoth135 kragoth135
    22-25, M
    Dec 26, 2013


    26-30, M
    Jan 20, 2009

    Yeah That Sums It Up

    What the heck am I talking about? Most of what I do is just stupid. I tend to do before I think sometimes... ok often, and although I don't believe in regrets, there are times when I would be better off locked up.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Oct 26, 2007

    Well I did like in 2013.

    .. I did the Knife Song Challenge. You know that game where you take a knife and stab inbetween your fingers or don't? You do that, but while singing this song: Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop. If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off...
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    Feb 22, 2015

    We All Make Mistakes. ...

    We all make mistakes.  I did yesterday by shorting our morgage by 10 dollars.
    justasiam justasiam
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    Something Stupid

    If you have noticed or not, don't always take me seriously cause sometimes, I write stupidities.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Sep 1, 2011

    Or Am I Going to Do Something Stupid?

    I say that I want to keep my life in order, that I am happy with how things are, and honestly, I believe that.  My life is better now than it has been in a very long time.  Since I am sooooooooo very good at self-defeating behavior, however, I am considering...
    Sentientanne Sentientanne
    Jul 25, 2009

    Okay. So. My daughters do our local relay

    for life talent show every year. I always make their costumes as help them with their dances. Typical mom part. Not this year. They signed me up. Apparently I am going on stage. I haven't been on stage in 17 years. I have complete and horrible stage fright (never...
    lu7998 lu7998
    36-40, F
    3 Responses May 5, 2014

    Ex Boyfriend

    i recently dumped my boyfriend and he still likes me. i said i wanted to be friends and he said yeah why not. so we are friends but i think he has split personality because in the afternoons he says he doesnt want to be my friend but in the mornings he invites me places. i am...
    Fartymoo Fartymoo
    1 Response Sep 22, 2009

    Just Me Living Is An Act of Stupidity!

    My friends can always depend on me to "make their days" because no matter the weather, I always manage to do something stupid and embarassing, which of course makes their lives much better in comparison -schaudenfreude at its best, I guess. I don't really mind doing...
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Mar 24, 2008

    Oh yes i am gonna do this prank!

    i just left out of team, but i am gonna make my work happen how stupid it is, how failed it will be, how idiot it gonna be! so anxious, so anxious, so anxious
    blackravencat blackravencat
    22-25, M
    Mar 27, 2015

    More Than Once

    This week, I did something stupid (the same thing) 3 times!  At the time, I sorta justified it.  Now, I've got to live with & try to fix the damage.  Big dummy!
    noexcuses noexcuses
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 8, 2008

    My Day Would Not Be Complet...

    My day would not be complete unless I did something stupid. {I would rather call it silly though}. lol
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Dec 28, 2008

    Sure Thing.

    As sure as the sun will come up tomorrow, I will do something dumb.
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 6, 2007

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