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I Am Going to Go Jerk Off Right Now

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    My ************ History

    I've loved to ********** as long as I can remember.My first discovery was when I was about 5. I found that playing with my boy-parts in the bath felt good, and that it caused it to get hard. Then playing with it felt even better.  My mom saw me pleasuring myself and told me it...
    DiaperDon69 DiaperDon69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 7, 2013

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    Better Out Than In

    any restroom will do to drop a load OR in my pants, *** will dry
    ButchSimpson ButchSimpson 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2011

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    Im ************ Right Now Please Join Me(Guys Only)

    so horny lets talk i just wanna jerk off and *** with you at the same time
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 2, 2013

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    TMI

    come on, is it really necessary to inform people of this action which you are about to pertake.........
    antiyou antiyou 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    Can't Hold Back...

    I've been reading numerous stories here, ans slowly rubbing my **** through my pajama pants; just keeping it hard. My mind keeps wondering back to one of the best sex sessions I have ever had. My **** is twitching, I can feel the damp spot on my pants growing as more and more...
    mandoshadow mandoshadow 22-25, M Apr 27, 2011

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    Gimme 5mins

    yea im feeling bold and hot..... O,O *looks at group logo* LMFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! never mind, that just ruined it. 
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 5 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    Rude!!

    I think it's downright inconsiderate to tell me about what you are going to do with yourself, explain it to me in vivid detail, as I sit at the computer screen with the inability to watch.... How rude!  hehehe!  
    pixelita pixelita 36-40, F 26 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    Daydreaming Of You

    The thoughts of you flood back to me as I sit in my cubicle thinking about how hot our sessions was last night. The sweaty, nasty, someone ought to pull a muscle kind of sex that we had gets me all hard just thinking about it. Having you on top of me bouncing on my **** watching...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 15, 2010

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    When You Got To ***

    god it was one of those days when you wake up horny with a morning woodie and you just had to jerk off before you get out of bed, all day long i was hot horny and ready to blow with the slightest breeze. i was oozing pre *** and the ache grew inside me with each passing skirt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 10, 2011

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    This song is SO relevant right now. The perfect fvck you/ revenge song. :P   
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    I feel so hrny right now so hot
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