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I Am Going to Go Jerk Off Right Now

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    TMI

    come on, is it really necessary to inform people of this action which you are about to pertake.........
    antiyou antiyou 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    My ************ History

    I've loved to ********** as long as I can remember.My first discovery was when I was about 5. I found that playing with my boy-parts in the bath felt good, and that it caused it to get hard. Then playing with it felt even better.  My mom saw me pleasuring myself and told me it...
    DiaperDon69 DiaperDon69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 7, 2013

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    Can't Hold Back...

    I've been reading numerous stories here, ans slowly rubbing my **** through my pajama pants; just keeping it hard. My mind keeps wondering back to one of the best sex sessions I have ever had. My **** is twitching, I can feel the damp spot on my pants growing as more and more...
    mandoshadow mandoshadow 22-25, M Apr 27, 2011

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    Better Out Than In

    any restroom will do to drop a load OR in my pants, *** will dry
    ButchSimpson ButchSimpson 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2011

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    Rude!!

    I think it's downright inconsiderate to tell me about what you are going to do with yourself, explain it to me in vivid detail, as I sit at the computer screen with the inability to watch.... How rude!  hehehe!  
    pixelita pixelita 36-40, F 26 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    Daydreaming Of You

    The thoughts of you flood back to me as I sit in my cubicle thinking about how hot our sessions was last night. The sweaty, nasty, someone ought to pull a muscle kind of sex that we had gets me all hard just thinking about it. Having you on top of me bouncing on my **** watching...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 15, 2010

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    When You Got To ***

    god it was one of those days when you wake up horny with a morning woodie and you just had to jerk off before you get out of bed, all day long i was hot horny and ready to blow with the slightest breeze. i was oozing pre *** and the ache grew inside me with each passing skirt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 10, 2011

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    Gimme 5mins

    yea im feeling bold and hot..... O,O *looks at group logo* LMFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! never mind, that just ruined it. 
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 5 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    Im ************ Right Now Please Join Me(Guys Only)

    so horny lets talk i just wanna jerk off and *** with you at the same time
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 2, 2013

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    cause its 11;22pm in Sydney Australia and I have studies tomorrow
    nothism nothism 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 29

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    I am ******* off right now anyone wanna help??
    lilrink38 lilrink38 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Damn I am so horny right now I wish I had a girl
    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    What's the best way to get some sex? Lol. ******* off only does so much...
    Calebpapp Calebpapp 22-25, M Aug 4

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    Im ******* off my bug ****
    jamie2388 jamie2388 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I'm ******* off and anyone wanna chat😜😘
    mochasfastwolf mochasfastwolf 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Im ******* off to ****.anyone wanna message me or talk?
    mochasfastwolf mochasfastwolf 13-15, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    You know when you do something behind someone's back just to see a smile on their face but it ends up backfiring?? That's exactly what's happening to me. I ruined everything...
    Xcinderella Xcinderella 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I was born on May 29th 2000 to a pair of 20 year olds who already had been teenparents. I have 2 brothers. One is 3 years older and the other is 10 or 11 months older. I was born...
    QuinnMac12 QuinnMac12 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    OK so I know everyone gets bummed out/depressed/down every once in a while. God knows I do. It's human nature. But after seeing some of these posts from people who say they are...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M Aug 16

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    I just received an email from a research group saying they have already found suitable candidate. This has already happened 5 or 6 times and I'm feeling very competitive because...
    sadgirlsclub sadgirlsclub 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Codex - Radiohead This has been my theme song for most of June, all of July and I'm still listening to it right now in August, maybe I should stop before I over play it. :p"Codex...
    Friability Friability 18-21 Aug 8

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    I've been living in US for 5 years now and Im finally going back to the Philippines for the 1st time next month. I'm very excited to see my family. A year ago I told my sisters to...
    sunshininginme sunshininginme 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    I have been so caught up in my personal life, which by no means has been easy lately, that I have completely(but unintentionally) put my academic life to the side. I am so...
    sunniedays89 sunniedays89 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    I have so many things going on right now, I just need someone to talk to and possibly some advice?
    biancal24 biancal24 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    And nobody really gives a F##k. Yeah I'm sad all you selfish b@$#@rds don't care about how I feel. You never ask. You never worry if I offed my top right now. Nobody would give a...
    lucidity91 lucidity91 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 4

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    Hitting the rock bottom of my depression trying everything and failing to take my mind off it - and i come on line to see that Robin Williams has taken his own life~ i feel so...
    CrystallizedxTears CrystallizedxTears 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 11

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    I am so unbelievably horny, I am jacking my self off so hard right now.
    Andrewwo Andrewwo 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I just have too many things happening in my life right now to deal with people's sob stories. I can't handle it. Nobody wants to know about them but I would tolerate it for close...
    sociableTim sociableTim 31-35, M a week ago

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    I'm sooo hard right now out in the country nothing to do need a girl who wants to phone sex and help me get off ;)
    orang3Amps orang3Amps 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    i really need help right now. i am a 15 year old girl and i am sick and tired of living my life the way it is right now. i know i probably have it a lot better than others, but i...
    juliab47 juliab47 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 6

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    I opened my facebook account and saw that fb suggested to me the fb act of my x and her new girl. It hurts alot to see them together. It brings back all the pain. He left me and my...
    Shehshen Shehshen 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 9

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    Lying down fully naked right now feling so horny mm my **** is so uprigt and hard. Just wish a girl could suck it right now
    gamevirus gamevirus 18-21, M Aug 18

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    I'm so wet right now, just lying on my bed with my butt up pressing my boobs into my pillow playing with myself, really want a big hard one in my slit right now, so wet and ready...
    OtakuGirl911 OtakuGirl911 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    "I am" "Somewhere, there's hope" "Anyway" "Forever right or wrong" by Steve Perry: For the love of strange medicine Listening to them right now. The melodies are quite...
    LittleBastet9 LittleBastet9 22-25, F Aug 9

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    <3 Mmmmm, I was walking around with a mini vibe in my panties before...now I'm so turned on, I really want a big hard **** in my naughty little slit right now, ram it in me...
    OtakuGirl911 OtakuGirl911 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I hate my life right now ever since I started dating my high school sweet heart (my now fiancée) my life has been turn upside down... Both family refuse to get along my fiancee's...
    ECrierie ECrierie 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    So hard right now will do anything you want I am also bi curiouse message me
    jakey99 jakey99 18-21, M Jul 29

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    I'm really hurting right now.........
    BloodRedDarkness BloodRedDarkness 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    I feel real pretty right now I really don't know why lol!!
    Sweetheart1011 Sweetheart1011 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    This is what Missy is singing right now :-) 
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I am feeling so hrny right now any girls want to play with me
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 31

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    I want to talk to someone who a funny right now.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Jul 31

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    I want to talk to someone who a funny person right now..
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I am so hard right now and there isn't anything I can do ATM.
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 1

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    Took 3 sleepers and with a bottle of beer, it knocked me out in less than 30 minutes. I actually slept well... But right now I feel as if I have a hangover... Meh still alive thou...
    lostunit lostunit 26-30, M Aug 1

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    Oh my god in so wet right now any girls wanna share
    Lily1213 Lily1213 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 1

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    I'm really horny right now
    EliHudson16 EliHudson16 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    My mind is out my **** is up and I'm craving for some pleasure soo horny right now please call 911