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I Am Going to Go Jerk Off Right Now

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    Daydreaming Of You

    The thoughts of you flood back to me as I sit in my cubicle thinking about how hot our sessions was last night. The sweaty, nasty, someone ought to pull a muscle kind of sex that we had gets me all hard just thinking about it. Having you on top of me bouncing on my **** watching...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 15, 2010

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    My ************ History

    I've loved to ********** as long as I can remember.My first discovery was when I was about 5. I found that playing with my boy-parts in the bath felt good, and that it caused it to get hard. Then playing with it felt even better.  My mom saw me pleasuring myself and told me it...
    DiaperDon69 DiaperDon69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 7, 2013

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    Rude!!

    I think it's downright inconsiderate to tell me about what you are going to do with yourself, explain it to me in vivid detail, as I sit at the computer screen with the inability to watch.... How rude!  hehehe!  
    pixelita pixelita 36-40, F 26 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    Better Out Than In

    any restroom will do to drop a load OR in my pants, *** will dry
    ButchSimpson ButchSimpson 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2011

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    Can't Hold Back...

    I've been reading numerous stories here, ans slowly rubbing my **** through my pajama pants; just keeping it hard. My mind keeps wondering back to one of the best sex sessions I have ever had. My **** is twitching, I can feel the damp spot on my pants growing as more and more...
    mandoshadow mandoshadow 22-25, M Apr 27, 2011

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    Sounds like a good plan to me!

    I don't even need to leave my desk, I've gotten pretty good typing with one hand!
    imbareunderthere imbareunderthere 46-50, M Mar 19

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    Gimme 5mins

    yea im feeling bold and hot..... O,O *looks at group logo* LMFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! never mind, that just ruined it. 
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 5 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    TMI

    come on, is it really necessary to inform people of this action which you are about to pertake.........
    antiyou antiyou 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    When You Got To ***

    god it was one of those days when you wake up horny with a morning woodie and you just had to jerk off before you get out of bed, all day long i was hot horny and ready to blow with the slightest breeze. i was oozing pre *** and the ache grew inside me with each passing skirt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 10, 2011

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    Im ************ Right Now Please Join Me(Guys Only)

    so horny lets talk i just wanna jerk off and *** with you at the same time
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 2, 2013

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    I love ******* off with someone watching. If you wish to see, message me
    born2bwild89 born2bwild89 22-25, M 9 Responses Mar 25

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    I hate my life so, so much right now... This is the only consistent thing I have in my life right now... my total disdain for my life! I am in pain psychologically and I can't...
    aniave aniave 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    Been with my wife over 20 years and married for sixteen and now she says the spark is gone. A couple of years ago we came though a long infidelity on her part which I still blame...
    SamStartingOver SamStartingOver 41-45, M 4 Responses Mar 31

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    All my life I have lived with limits on my life. I have let the words and the mistakes of my love ones stop me from living my dream. I never wanted to be a biology major or a...
    odis22 odis22 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    I have no reason to feel this way really. I am financially comfortable, my kids are all right, my wife is looking forward to going to happy hour with me tonight - and there is...
    quazar92128 quazar92128 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    My brother just unleashed a dark secret of mine to my younger sister while we were arguing. I'm so angry and embarrassed right now that I feel like thrashing his room. That's a...
    soultrove soultrove 18-21, F Mar 29

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    Starting with my living arrangement. I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. I hate where I live. And right now, I am at a place in my life where I don't want to be around...
    Inherownwords Inherownwords 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    Because of laws, I cannot do what I dream to do. I cannot be free. For the next 2 1/2 years, I'm stuck. I cannot be my own person until then. I want to change my life. I want to...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am very aroused right now. Not sure why, when I got off not even 7 hours ago. I need play time with daddy!
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 8 Responses Mar 21

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    I just got the reports back from the doc and it had devastated me. They cannot fix my daughter's incontinence... I am so sad cause now she has to go through what I have. I was...
    KaguyaSumeragi KaguyaSumeragi 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    My life in a nutshell right now: I recently got diagnosed with dissociative disorder (I just shut down emotionally and I can't feel connected to people, no other personalities or...
    aries851 aries851 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 23

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    I don't know why I feel like this, I never do..especially since I just have this feeling of wanting my angel so badly right now..we never have done anything sexual in the past, and...
    SarahBear907 SarahBear907 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I miss you right now.....I miss you every single damn day.....I really wish I could forget you.
    Oldfool81 Oldfool81 36-40, M Mar 19

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    It's so strange, all of my life I've wanted a boyfriend, and now that guys are actually talking to me, now that I have options...I just don't care. I thought to myself, "I'd rather...
    mattihope mattihope 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    HELP ME!IM SOO SAD I JUST WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW!!!:( :(
    cutekittycat cutekittycat 13-15, F Mar 19

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    I am so high right now. I have a nice outfit on, got a fresh cut, and I'm high as ****. Today's a good day! Plus I'm about to go thrifting 🙌👏😍.
    libking0104 libking0104 18-21, M Mar 22

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    I typed in the words "hip hop" in the search space in my iTunes library and am listening to songs that I have on my iTunes with rap in it. I originally put the word "rap" but then...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Mar 24

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    I "am" wearing panties right now, I wear panties on a daily basis now, I will wear thongs and panties at work at play and at rest, I don't know why I would ever go back to guys...
    maiden64 maiden64 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 24

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    Young, Wild, and Free- Wiz Khalifa and Snopp Dogg Cause you know I'm high as **** right now ;)
    MissWorld33 MissWorld33 36-40, F Mar 27

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    Here I am at the mall again drinking and eating and wasting my money. I'm so angry at so much right now. It's been 2 years since I've been living an empty life. My grades are...
    Abdulaziz94 Abdulaziz94 18-21, M Mar 30

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    My husband verbally abuses me constantly! I am so sick of it! I wish I could die right now. He says women who buy cars are terrible people who sleep with men. Women who have...
    tony20dw17 tony20dw17 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 2

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    I am watching the TV network called UP. It is one of my favorite channels. It is a Christian channel, very family-friendly, but it also shows non-Christian family-friendly movies...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Apr 4

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    I know I said I wouldn't be on for awhile, but I really need a friend right now.
    twisteduniverse twisteduniverse 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 4

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    I HATE MY LIFE ALWAYS! Not just right now. LIFE SUCKS, I HATE IT. TORTURE.
    fukkmylife fukkmylife 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    I am feeling down due to some family problems. I cried my heart out and I am feeling a little bit better now. I feel like I need someone to talk to right now, like a close friend...
    3mayunanda 3mayunanda 16-17 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Just having confusing thoughts right now and need someone to talk to. It would be easier over kik/text. Message me for either if you want
    mwp483 mwp483 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 9

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    I was stupid enough to let it happen again. I wish to die right now. All I wanna do is go home, sleep , cry, try to eat and throw up. The gov. had to pick today to come to my...
    SasukeUchiha723 SasukeUchiha723 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Well right now I'm gonna go ride my horse and get ready for tomorrow's show (: message me and ask me questions! I'm here for anyone needing help or to talk (:
    oliviahuss1 oliviahuss1 16-17, F Apr 11

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    I'm watching Mean Girls right now...😍 lol
    bulimicbixtch49 bulimicbixtch49 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Please :,( anyone i don't ******* care right now please
    Life0fTheParty Life0fTheParty 16-17, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am currently in school, just received my AAS in Liberal arts & applied science but i want to go further i want to succeed and really become something. Right now i am deciding...
    Yaska03x Yaska03x 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    This basically is my entire life right now.
    shaunrain shaunrain 16-17, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Prom at my new school is in two weeks. My best friend and former boyfriend is flying down here to go with me. The only reason we broke up is because I moved. I've had long...
    LittleMsGreenEyes LittleMsGreenEyes 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    not feeling to good right now
    JamesB20 JamesB20 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Right now I'm focusing on my dream, to own my own shop and sell my art, shirts and designs shirts. Lots of fun cool stuff. One day ~
    Mleader1 Mleader1 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I am listening Dark Horse by Katy Perry right now
    luckymummy luckymummy 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    I want to cut so ******* badly right now...
    ScarsNeverHeal ScarsNeverHeal 13-15, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I really hate everyone right now....
    marijuanaPepsi marijuanaPepsi 70+, F 2 days ago

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    Wish i had a cute guy to play with right now
    Rockerbri25 Rockerbri25 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm so fucken angry right now. So I just desired to come to my room and ignore everyone else. Back then when I used to get this angry I just used to call up some friends so we...
    PedroNune PedroNune 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    I need to get over him but I am having the hardest time right now.. I see him, and my heart sinks :(
    soccermormon soccermormon 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2