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I Am Going to Go Jerk Off Right Now

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    Im ************ Right Now Please Join Me(Guys Only)

    so horny lets talk i just wanna jerk off and *** with you at the same time
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 2, 2013

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    When You Got To ***

    god it was one of those days when you wake up horny with a morning woodie and you just had to jerk off before you get out of bed, all day long i was hot horny and ready to blow with the slightest breeze. i was oozing pre *** and the ache grew inside me with each passing skirt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 10, 2011

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    Better Out Than In

    any restroom will do to drop a load OR in my pants, *** will dry
    ButchSimpson ButchSimpson 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2011

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    Can't Hold Back...

    I've been reading numerous stories here, ans slowly rubbing my **** through my pajama pants; just keeping it hard. My mind keeps wondering back to one of the best sex sessions I have ever had. My **** is twitching, I can feel the damp spot on my pants growing as more and more...
    mandoshadow mandoshadow 22-25, M Apr 27, 2011

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    Gimme 5mins

    yea im feeling bold and hot..... O,O *looks at group logo* LMFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! never mind, that just ruined it. 
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 5 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    TMI

    come on, is it really necessary to inform people of this action which you are about to pertake.........
    antiyou antiyou 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    Daydreaming Of You

    The thoughts of you flood back to me as I sit in my cubicle thinking about how hot our sessions was last night. The sweaty, nasty, someone ought to pull a muscle kind of sex that we had gets me all hard just thinking about it. Having you on top of me bouncing on my **** watching...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 15, 2010

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    FlyMeToTheMoon708 FlyMeToTheMoon708 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am going through a lot right now, and I feel very much alone. I am trying to put myself back together, but I know its going to take some time. The road I am on, is a bumpy one...
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    Cry With You by Hunter Hayes. It fits my best friend and I perfectly and with both of us going through stuff right now it just makes it better and we know that we are there for...
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    I just want to vent. How dare you tell me to not run from my problems when I did what I thought was best. you can not tell me to not do something and then get pissed off when I...
    EmilyFaith77 EmilyFaith77 16-17, F 5 hrs ago

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    Everything has changed this past 10 months! I had an epiphany, the real, awe-inspiring, shell-shocking revelation that we tend to see in movies etc. I am not kidding you right now...
    Tearystar1027 Tearystar1027 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    I can't stop ******* off thinking of pusssy any girls want to k1k or Skype ?
    yourtwist yourtwist 31-35, M Oct 11

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    Whenever it gets dark, and I'm laying in my bed thinking about this or that, I can't help but to think about all the things I've done wrong in my life. I've made so many mistakes...
    joshislost joshislost 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    I use to stroke on cam while my girl would ride her ***** it was so hot love ******* off
    yourtwist yourtwist 31-35, M Oct 10

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    I am so stressed out right now. I'm getting no sleep (due to my terrible dreams), i worrying about my grades for like the 1st time ever. I broke up with my now ex bf I've had for 4...
    Trillx69 Trillx69 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 10

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    I hate my life so much right now. I am literally tired of everything and everyone around me. I hate everything, right from getting up in the morning to going back to bed in the...
    AudreyBiness AudreyBiness 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    I joined this group to alleviate some crushing feelings of lonliness and it is. I have been alone (not in a relationship) for over 5 years and though, I accept it to some degree...
    gairenafarraige gairenafarraige 41-45, M Oct 4

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    I've taken some lumps recently. Things have not gone my way, or turned out as I'd hoped. I was really hurt about some things. But as soon as I was knocked down, I started to get...
    moonchile moonchile 31-35, F Sep 23

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    My boyfriend and I have been on and off for 2 years (on for the past year). Things have been great. He is WONDERFUL to me. He is kind, thoughtful, affectionate, sweet, funny...
    maggiek10 maggiek10 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    When I post this its 2:10 in the am I'm trying to sleep, I really am, but my mind is going crazy, the room, its too hot, or it's too cold, I need someone or something to spoon, I...
    LcplSkeens LcplSkeens 18-21, M Sep 27

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    Okay so im in high school right now and its my 2nd year here. I just moved approximately 2 years ago and my first few months here was awesome and great. I had an awesome squad, I...
    amybirch amybirch 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    I hate it! I hate how I feel so much right now! I feel like nothing I say can ever change anything. It doesn't even matter how much I feel about something. Just like when I was...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M Sep 25

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    I really need somebody to talk to right now... I'm really sick ( I have a virus), my father is being a ******* *******, and I miss somebody badly. I'm asking this on ep because I...
    WhySufferxx WhySufferxx 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    All online food deliveries are not online right now. They're under maintenance. I am craving for a specific food right now. :((
    wreckedserenity wreckedserenity 16-17, F Oct 4

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    I'm usually very busy during the week, but I can afford to be ridiculously lazy during the weekends, like right now. I've just been sitting at the computer for several hours with...
    ifrive1974 ifrive1974 13-15, M 4 days ago

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    I'm so unhappy with my life right now. I'm a very intelligent guy with a wide skill set, and I'm stuck in a really ****** job. I was in college, but I dropped out because I cannot...
    hockeyfanm13 hockeyfanm13 22-25, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    What are you Doing right now
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 29

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    It's just not or me right now. I gotta build up my life and be happy with m first. A partner is just an extra, but life should already be awesome so I'm gonna make it that way...
    anenomies anenomies 22-25, F Sep 29

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    Kinda feeling lonely, right now. Anyone around?
    Ubumnyama Ubumnyama 18-21, M Sep 29

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    I feel ripped and torn. Exposed and used. Anything having to do with pain is me right now. My walls have gone back up and I'm considering giving up on relationships and anything...
    IceyNoEmber IceyNoEmber 16-17, F Sep 30

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    Any women want to have phone sexy right now? pm me
    ZzyZx2014 ZzyZx2014 36-40, M Oct 1

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    This is the way I feel right now. We havent been together long but I do know that I happiest when I am with you. That whatever troubles I have you would just kiss them all away and...
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 3

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    i am very horny right now...
    kashif112 kashif112 22-25, M Oct 7

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    hey you guys I really do need company right now. I need someone to talk to. please anyone. You can call me guys if you want to. I have this app and its called kakaotalk you can...
    cleoin cleoin 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 8

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    i am so horny right now, it's unbelievable
    Lornaa Lornaa 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 9

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    I want a h girl to chat with me I am so h right now
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M Oct 10

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    I am so f***ing horny right now! It's driving me insane
    Lornaa Lornaa 18-21, F 11 Responses Oct 10

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    i am at peace right now, happy with all i have got, and content with everything. it all feels beautiful. :) and it all feels real, it makes me happy. :#) and i can't help smiling...
    iamnoor iamnoor 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 10

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    I am so h after a couple of drinks I am so hard right now need to sx chat
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M Oct 11

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    I am so h after a couple of drinks I am so hard right now need to sx chat
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M Oct 11

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    I so h right now I want to f
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M Oct 11

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    Someone come and s this c real good so h right now
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 12

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    I want to f right now so f horny
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M Oct 12

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    I can't do it I'm just naturally nasty, **** I'm so horny right now.
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F 6 Responses Oct 13

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    Hey guys and gals I'm very horny right now (I'm bisexual, yet I prefer women) anyone who is horny message me (ages 13-17)
    Pizzamann34 Pizzamann34 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 13

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    I really do... I really want to be tickled under my arms right now.
    goodvibes506 goodvibes506 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    I wish I could just chat with someone right now but I don't like to talk to people on here unless I know we have common interests. Plus I'm not looking for a new man, just clean...
    SacredMelody SacredMelody 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 14