I Am Going To Say That It Is So Cold My ''fill On Blank''

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    Hell

    its so cold that some where in the deepest part of hell the devil is reaching for the thermostat
    hardcor364 hardcor364
    70+, M
    Mar 18, 2013

    So Cold

    It's so cold my lighter fluid froze,trying to light the barbaque...haha
    foolishgeek foolishgeek
    51-55, M
    Jan 6, 2010

    An Irish One

     its so cold that there are brass monkeys looking for welders
    maninamousesuit maninamousesuit
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 18, 2009

    I'm A Girl

    it is always cold, why oh why oh why? but a friend told me that during the winter your body pumps more blood, because the need to maintain body temperature and you are more likely to lose weight during the winter than the summer. Awesome rite?
    silver7rose silver7rose
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 1, 2010

    Doors

    My doors froze in ice on the inside of the glass so thick you cant see outside.Its so cold we have not fixed my leaky faucet and will wait until danger of pipes freezing is over.My dogs are making the shortest trips possible outside and are tearing up the house.We still have left...
    MISTRESSROXY MISTRESSROXY
    36-40, F
    Jan 10, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 14, 2015

    .........

    nipple just chipped off O.o
    SkatingMomma SkatingMomma
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Nov 19, 2013
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