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I Am Going to Therapy With Dr Nobody

This is a group for people who want a third-party perspective on their, ahem, psychological issues and such. Anyone can write as Dr. Nobody, just try to keep it appropriate and nonoffensive. :) 49 People

    Session One: Existentialism, or something like that.

    Hi, my name is Jessie, and I'm a doubtaholic. Um, nice to meet you, Jessie, but as we're not in a group setting, there's no need to be so, er, structured and ritualistic.  Just relax and be yourself. Well, see, that's why I'm here.  I'm really not sure who "...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 6 Responses Dec 29, 2007

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    Therapy? Part 3

    Madre is in her familiar position, half curled up, creating a comfortable half enclosure for Elwing to lean in and against. Wings drooping, Elwing is leaned against Madre's side, one hand on the great, tattered dragon's tail. Madre lets out a soft, 'Whruf?' Perhaps she wishes...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 4 Responses May 18, 2008

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    It's a last minute inspiration.

    Thanks to a great fanfic im reading but it kind of answered my silent scream. I'm not sure why I'm going to write it, nor why I'm almost afraid of writing it but..... I've got to come to terms with my own demons and this is it. I think the way it is crafted is almost so real...
    3kstazy 3kstazy 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2014

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    Let's Talk

    Hi Dr.  Before you say anything just let me talk okay?You know the woman who swallowed the bird to swallow the spider that swallowed the fly?  I AM that woman... no i don't go around swallowing live animals.. but i try to layer one thing on top of another.. and...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 27, 2010

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    Session Six: Step Away From the Energy Drink...

    I'm hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper right now!  WAY too much RockStar Pomegranate today!  Bouncing off the walls manic and HYPER!  Wanna know how I'm entertaining myself?  Talking to people here.  Anyone that'll talk back.  Anyone wanna talk? ...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 9 Responses Jan 2, 2008

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    Therapy? Part 2

    Madre lets out a long, whuffling sigh. Elwing, girl'goyle extraordinere, leans against Madre's shoulder. The matronly, tattered dragon seems rather relaxed, curled up like a cat in a patch of sunshine. Elwing folds her arms across her chest, under her breasts, and sighs as...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 Feb 21, 2008

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    Another Session

    Dr. Nobody- I'm a freeking mess.  My marriage is- well regrettably strained at the moment, because i am so unhappy with my life where it is- and where it looks to be going.  I almost left, then when it started to feel a lot like dying i changed my mind.  Not...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F Jun 3, 2009

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    Session Two: the Importance of Jessie Before I Was Jessie...

    Well, I'm back.  Turns out I CAN'T do it on my own, after all. I see. Yeah.  So, I suppose you'll want me to begin somewhere with all this, eh? That would be best. Okay.  Let's talk about the importance of Jessie before she was Jessie. *raises eyebrows* I...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 30, 2007

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    I was once going to therapy with Dr.

    Nobody - well, my own version - years ago... Even back then, in 2008, I wrote of depression and pain... Looking back on it, now, I realize that six or seven years has changed me, changed my situation... But I'm still me. Perhaps I should start talking to Dr. Nobody again? Remake...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 Mar 10

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    Session Four: Why People Should Come With Warning Labels. Or Not.

    I've come to the conclusion that people should be created with warning labels on their forehead, so you know exactly what to expect from them. Oh? Yes.  You see someone, you think, "Oh, that looks like a nice and intelligent person with whom I just might get along...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2007

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    Love

    i broke up with my e-x  2 years ago but i cant stop thingking about him, what can i do cause know i have a new boyfriend but steal i steal miss him
    mamikie mamikie 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14, 2010

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    Session Three: I Am Not Feeling Very Christian Right Now

    I am warning you, Dr. Nobody, I am in one foul mood right now. Oh? *mocking tone of voice* Oh? *glares*  I'm pretty fed up with a lot of things.  Like, where do people get off whining and complaining about everything that's wrong in their life when THEY'RE the ones...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 6 Responses Dec 31, 2007

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    Umm...

    I clicked on something, and *poof* this entry box appeared.  I'm winging it here, as I have no idea what group this would happen to be for, and hoping for the best--that it's not a group where I profess my undying love for kitty pron or something like that.  Guess...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 1, 2008

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    Selfishness

    Dr. Nobody, I KNOW i am a terrible person, at least sometimes. Right now i feel like im on the crux of what is right and my id (screaming all over the place) I might have told you (somewhere on this webside) about the first person i TRULY loved. I mean, carve a piece of...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F Jun 28, 2012

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    Session # 2. Fear of Being Left,

    Karie: Hello Doc. Me Again. Whats New. Dr. Angel: What Seems to be on your Mind? Karie:Many Things But the one is Fear. Dr. Angel: What Is This Fear? Karie: Of Being Left. Being Alone with noone Here.To understand or Relate, or Just talk to. Dr. Angel: Why do you Fear...
    matthewsmommy matthewsmommy 18-21, F 3 Responses May 31, 2008

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    Session One Why I Feel I Fail Myself

    Dr. Angel: What Brings you to see me today? Karie: Everything Feels so ****** up Right Now. Dr. Angel: Why do you Feel this way? Karie: I just don't know what To do anymore. I mean everything i do seems either wrong Or Out of place or Just plain Wrong. I try and Try Never...
    matthewsmommy matthewsmommy 18-21, F 1 Response May 31, 2008

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    Finding The Space Between

    Dr Nobody, I'm discovering something about myself.  Men, hell relationships make me neurotic... it doesnt seem to matter if they are nice to me or if they are mean to me... hell even if they are good to me or bad to me... all that is irrelevent to the crazy part of...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F 1 Response May 9, 2010

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    He's Gone...

    Madre curls 'round Elwing, as the 'goyle leans against her dragon counterpart, sighing softly. Teardrops stream down the poor 'goyle's face, and she can't help but hiccup and sob softly, sniffling. He's gone. There's no more pain... No more cancer, no more suffering, no more...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 2 Responses Dec 19, 2008

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    Where Have You Been Hiding?

     You've been avoiding me lately shierke  why do you think that is?I've been in hiding. Not really from you specifically, mostly from myself. Honestly i don't know if I'm ready to be out of hiding yet.  i know that pretending I'm okay isn't really working out... but...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F Jan 18, 2010

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    Here We Are Again

    Dr Nobody, i don't even know how im still breathing. I'm Sure i told you about K, my lover, my sister, my mother, my friend, and for a little while practically my wife. We've probably even talked about how it all to fall to pieces and all the struggles i've had trying to get...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 2, 2013

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    Session Five: I'm Sorry I Shot You, Dr. Nobody, But I Really Hate My Job...

    Ahem.  I feel that I should begin by apologizing for having shot you in our last session, Doctor.  I was out of line, and it won't happen again.  I think.  But at the same time, I thank you for allowing yourself to be shot, if for no other reason than I'm a...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F Jan 1, 2008

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    Session Eight: You Suck, Dr. Nobody

     Having a VERY BAD time right now.  The following contains potential triggers and a very bad attitude, offensive language, and highly disturbing sentiments.  NOT for the faint-hearted.  You have been warned. *grudgingly walks into Dr...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 14, 2010

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    Session Seven: Long Time, No Speak... Welcome Back to Therapy

    Seething.  My anger is so intense I can feel it boiling inside.  I'm beyond upset right now.  And it's been forever since I've posted anything, anywhere, so bear with me.  This is about all I'm going to say right now; getting my feet wet again, so to speak...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses May 25, 2009

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    Non Connection

    Being on welfare means limited choices (rough I know but true). I found a low cost therapist on the internet and went for the assessment interview.She said she was in training and would offer 6 sessions and we could review it after that. Hey ho off we go I thought.I have a long...
    missmadam missmadam 41-45, F Jan 28, 2010

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    Update On My List Visit With the Doctor

    I have been seeing Dr. Nobody now for six months.  I have gained much insight about myslef with these visits.  I have made many changes and look at myself differently. My family however is questioning my time with the doctor.  They don't seem to understand that...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F Aug 24, 2008

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    Love Is Too Much Like Dying Sometimes

    Dr Nobody, Today is not a good day, yesterday either, and if i don't get my **** together neither will tomorrow be. And once again i am violently reminded of why it is a bad idea to love somebody. I've been working hard with this one, to let go of all the pieces of me i...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 13, 2013

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    Therapy? Part 1.

    Well... I don't have a Dr. Nobody, or a Mr. Cynic. I... Um... Well... Her name is Madre. Mother. She can't talk, at least, not in the normal sense. Y'see, she's a dragon. (Yes, that's right. I'm crazy.) Madre is a huge, golden green scaled, ancient dragon. Because I say so...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 20 Responses Feb 7, 2008

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    Im all set! I need to have a break to relieve my stress. 👄☕️👠💄👝