I am like a professional pitcher
with a sidearm delivery
throwing waterballoons off of a parade float
hitting disinterested squares in the chops
making them grimace
and the neighbourhood kids riot the parade
just a deadpan impressionist who settles for...
The other day I read that scientists are going to start using lawyers in their experiments instead of rats.
There are two reasons for this:
1) The scientists had the bad habit of becoming attached to their test subjects and it was theorized that this would not happen if they...