I Am Grateful Not to Be An Oyster

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    I don't even eat them. Or cook them. Or go near them if I can help it. I'd really rather not be one... They're nasty!
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2008

    I Rather Appriciate...

    I do rather appreciate not being slimy and weird and in a shell and eaten. Its a good life.
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    Feb 22, 2008


    they're slimey and squishy. they're trapped in an enclosed space. in the dark. just sitting there. thinking oyster thoughts. which can't be very interesting. how boring! and icky :/
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    37 Responses Apr 18, 2008

    Know Why?

    I'm allergic to shellfish!  If I were an oyster, I would be allergic to myself (and other people could be allergic to me, too)! What a horrible life!  I appreciate the intricate process that oysters use to create beautiful things like pearls, but all that effort, and...
    bloomingflower bloomingflower
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2008

    Identity Crisis

    The gender of an oyster can change depending on the temperature of the water it is in.  Imagine how frustrating that could be!  I mean, you've got the perfect outfit all selected, matching accessories - you're ready to go out there and dazzle.  Wham!  A...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    7 Responses Feb 22, 2008
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