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I Am Hwp and On the Prowl

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    Date #1

    Well first off, this was supposed to have been Date #2.  I had a Wednesday lined up, this woman for Thursday, and a Friday.  But she emails me on Tuesday afternoon and says what the hell, can you meet tonight. Well the wife (I usually don't refer to her as "the...
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 20, 2008

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    LMFAO

    OK, I'm starting out of order.  I was planning making this a chronological journal of sorts, but this is just too damn funny. I was supposed to have a date today.  We were going to meet at the beach and hang out for a few hours.  This is a 2 1/2 trip for her, and...
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 13 Responses Jun 20, 2008

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    LMFAO Part II

    Ok, so I go downstairs to happy hour.  It's after 5 so it's pretty packed.  I walk the length of the bar and find an empty seat towards the end.  I notice a cute blond woman a couple of seats away but I'm not sure if I should sit in the empty chair next to her. I...
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 10 Responses Jun 20, 2008

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    Purpose and Overview

    I've been holding out on some of my EP buddies and have decided to publicly share.  This 'group' will chronicle my new dating life, set off by too many years in the sexless marriage group. I have had a few requests to 'kiss and tell' and am happy to let others live...
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 7 Responses Jun 20, 2008

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    Date #2

    This was interesting. Her first email to me was to challenge the entire idea that my wife would agree to my finding sex elsewhere. (Before agreeing on the separation, and because we have been sexless for so many years, she had told me I could "do what I have to" so long...
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 12 Responses Jun 21, 2008

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