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I Am In Ep Jail

Banned because too smart and too cool for asking a question!! 65 People

    Yes Indeed

    Three strikes your out! Yup I was told to stop being so happy! And not to be such a big flirt! Two times already. So I was flirting away giving some sexy babe flowers! And bingo the next thing I'm being tossed in the slammer! The EP Police are very ruff mean thugs.I kicked one in...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls
    41-45, F
    13 Responses Oct 18, 2009

    Insert Rasberry With Moose Ears Here

    Because I've taken to spending my time elsewhere (EP is less fun knowing that I'm in jail and more than likely will NEVER get out or even know WHY I'm here), I've discovered a new love...   Fishdom 2 Hidden Odyssey....   fishies.... my new friends.The point, is you find junk...
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jul 12, 2011

    Goodbye Ep

    Well....... I guess it is about time.... Kind of taking it to the next level now... You blocked me and threw me in jail.....for silly reasons. Mainly because you were uptight... So my reasoning goes like this.... If you want to block and try to control people...to act and...
    AtleastImHonest AtleastImHonest
    31-35, M
    7 Responses Feb 24, 2011

    The Glove Treatment

    Thanks fer the due process and the rubber glove-ONE SUGESSTION THOUGH-SHAVE YER FUNKIN ARMS : )
    myephaunts myephaunts
    70+
    1 Response Jun 17, 2011

    Well Not Really...but I'll Break Ya Out!

    I've got the shovels and C4...let's blow this prison to kingdom come!         B    O    O    O    O    O   M    !    !    ...
    luckypickle luckypickle
    26-30
    12 Responses Oct 17, 2009

    Furk Off !

    And don't even try talkin to me or I will disturb your mind in a really bad way.
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Nov 13, 2011

    God Forgives.

    Why won't Ep Arsineh forgive me ? Tis not fair.
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    13 Responses May 20, 2011

    In The Dock

    Why do you stand here before the court? Because I cannot sleep. And apart from that? My Lord, I stand accused Prosecution read lists of crimes: The defendant stands accused of the following EP crimes: failing to provide intimate, or more intimate or very explicate photos of her...
    KatarinaVonSweet KatarinaVonSweet
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Apr 26, 2012
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 22, 2012
    myephaunts myephaunts
    70+
    1 Response Jan 31, 2012

    Role Reversal.

    Just for one day , ep nazoids should become internees and prisoners of conscience should be allowed to ask questions again. I want to improve the experience project.
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    15 Responses Jun 14, 2011

    Deer Mum ...

    I dun sum bad things an im in jale. I no yoo doan wanna here this frum yoor sun, but I did dunned them. I ownly dunned them cuz I wuz runnin with thuh bad peeple yoo toal me not to run with. So I gess that maeks me innusent in a way. I had too spent last nite in soluhterry...
    dyslecix dyslecix
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Aug 2, 2011
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    Jun 24, 2011

    How ironic is it that you can't bring up this

    group if you search for it? (at least on computers) I already emailed the "EP Help Team." They haven't responded. Oh well. This isn't the first time. I don't think I deserved this though. I want to be able to ask a question if I want.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 7, 2015
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Aug 30, 2011

    Yes, I Am

    and I have no idea what I did..I guess if I needed to be punished it would have been nice to know why so I could avoid the problem behavior in the future..How long does this EP jail thing last anyway?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 7, 2013
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Nov 13, 2011

    No Clue Why I Am Here

    So,...  the last few weeks, I've tried to post questions that never went out.  Well, according to the site, they went out to my circle.  Except people in my circle can't find it either.  So, even if they click on the question, it won't allow them to answer it.  Beyond that...
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned
    46-50, F
    14 Responses Jun 16, 2011

    Most Unfair

    I find this very hard to believe.   We're not living in Stalinist Russia (Are we?). I thought you could exchange thoughts and experiences without fear. I was obviously wrong.   I am off to Burma.   After I contact the British Embassy and the UN...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    14 Responses Apr 19, 2010

    Ep Abuse Their Own Code Of Conduct

    Despite the fact they're a little trigger happy with the false-flags and want to shoot all vegetarians and vegans on sight, I actually would have liked to have gotten to know the sneaky brat who landed me in here. I don't care if we can't agree on everything... we're all...
    lipbloss lipbloss
    36-40, F
    30 Responses Apr 10, 2011

    Innocent Until Proved Guilty...freedom From Ep Jail

    INNOCENT UNTIL PROVED GUILTY...FREEDOM FROM EP JAIL THE CASE OF THE COPYCAT IDENTITY CRISIS by QUETZALCOATLXXX I lost my identity and was found walking aimlessly around the EP corridors…. Through a lack of toilet paper round here I was handed over to the FBI for further...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 14, 2010

    Can I Have Some More Tape Please? You Haven't Fully Covered My Mouth Yet!

    First offense....EP jail Second offense...they canceled my account Third time......they canceled it when I restarted it. lmao Fourth time....Canceled it again.... Fifth time.......One week ban (I couldn't restart it)....lmao And now that I am back......I am also back in jail. I...
    AtleastImHonest AtleastImHonest
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 23, 2011

    Just

    wanna say I got out.It made me a better person....I now ask a better class of question....lol...Dont lose hope jail people, there is a light.....
    meteorite meteorite
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Jun 17, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    11 Responses Aug 15, 2012

    Why?

      EP is so Bipolar. They give me over 700 tokens my first two weeks here and then they put me in Jail?  What the Hell.      Are they like paying me to be incarcerated? Or are they paying me to shut the **** up and stop my nonsense?      The only thing I've done "wrong" is...
    SkippingTheGoldenYears SkippingTheGoldenYears
    18-21, F
    19 Responses Mar 25, 2012

    I Am Way Way Too Nice To Be In This Place.

    I realy don't belong in here with these nasties. I am a nice , careing and a loving person so I just don't fit. I have been wrongly placed in here by mistake. I have lots and lots of friends and lots of pets. I work hard and tend to my goats with love. Lots and lots of love...
    essendon essendon
    46-50, M
    12 Responses Oct 20, 2009

    Furk

    ... I'm back here agin
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    7 Responses Nov 13, 2011

    Essendon

    Furk  ! Even Mandella only did 27yrs. Release him now, I will set up a board of Truth and Reconciliation. Peace!
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Feb 26, 2010

    Street Cred

    I wish I knew what crimes I done.  It would make drumming them up a whole lot easier.  Gotta figure it out, cause the gangs are coming and they smell fresh meat.  Somehow, I got a steak jacket on.  Gotta have a crime that says "bad mofo," but not one so bad that THEY say, "we...
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jun 17, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 18, 2012

    My Question Was Eaten!

    What gives? It was just a question about my wife's snoring! Sure, I might have made totally not serious passing mention to nocturnal homicidal urges as a result, but the answers to the question might be what I need to get over those urges... Now I'll have to roll the dice for...
    MechanicalBull MechanicalBull
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Oct 16, 2009

    I Am In Ep Jail

    i promise i'll behave next time :( just let me go this is unfair :'(
    Jamesy3 Jamesy3
    22-25, M
    Jan 30, 2013

    4 Days

    I just joined Ep 4 days ago. That's how long it took for me to wind up in Ep Jail. Actually, it took less than one day, but I was on the catch and release and catch again program. I blame it on two things. First, being Canadian. After being on Ep less than one day my account was...
    dyslecix dyslecix
    46-50, M
    10 Responses Jul 24, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Dec 31, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Nov 13, 2011

    Goodness

    EP Jail sucks.   I'm getting out of here.   Mother used C4 to bombed the door down.   Yeah... Freedom.      
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    35 Responses Oct 17, 2009

    I Can't Get Out, Help!

    My friend has been aking me to go out with her for a long time, but I haven’t been replying, not that I don’t like her company, I really ENJOY IT! But through the week is a bit hard to go out as I’m kind of busy and I finish work late, and at the weekends… well I think I...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    Dec 2, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Aug 28, 2011

    All 116 Of My Stories Vanished

    All 116 of my stories vanished.   The new ones don't show up.   My friends can still see them on my profile, but I'm not allowed to see them, and  they don't show up on groups.  Please write to EP support and ask that I be removed from EP Jail.  Thanks.
    DozerDan DozerDan
    66-70, M
    1 Response Oct 5, 2012

    I Love You Crazy Bastards On Here..lol.

    http://www.experienceproject.com/question-answer/What-Is-The-Best-Way-To-Grow-Long-Healthy-Hair-Is-It-Some-Type-Of-Shampoo-Vitamin-Hair-Oil-Food-Source/418029 This is usually how it all starts... Combine this with her 7 whiteboard messages she left on my profile and the...
    AtleastImHonest AtleastImHonest
    31-35, M
    9 Responses Apr 23, 2011

    Ep Jail Time For Me Is Torture

    i dont know why i was banned from a section on this site. I'm a very sensitive person. I know how it feels to be hurt very deaply by strangers and loved ones. If i said something to someone that hurt or offended someone i hope they see this and know im deeply sorry. And i wont...
    childcalledit childcalledit
    26-30, T
    14 Responses Oct 16, 2009

    Please Release Me

    ...let me goooooooooooohonestly, if you aren't going to comment on what I wrote, or even explain WHAT I did....
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jun 17, 2011

    Since January

    I was charged with the following: -Abuse of Q & A to call someone a minger; a ****; a *****; a self righteous minger ***** -Abuse of the Confessions section to state that so and so should just die; -Abuse of the Story section to state that _________ was being a man biatch and...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    34 Responses Nov 13, 2011
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jan 20, 2012
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