I Am In Your Pants and

I know how to joust.

I ride horses.

Coincidence?

This is just intended as a little light hearted fun, for the easily amused with far too much time on their hands. :) (ie lamers like moi) ;)

Hopefully it won't hurt anyone's feelings; I know that there is some very serious stuff on...

I am in your pants and I am not what people expect
I am in your pants and I love simple things
I am in your pants and I hate the way he leaves the kitchen
I don't know why it's says this is 18+

...I just need a friend about now. Please talk to me. (that is honest to God the last story I saw when posting this story.) llol

You're not fooling anybody.  Would you rather be chic or comfortable?  If you were a guy I could tell your religion from halfway across the room. 

I Am In Your Pants and....I have a model obsession.

I'm in your pants and your face lights up like a lava lamp......................

I have my hands in your pocket, and I am feeling about. Your dick is getting hard, really hard. Then I feel it...the smooth leather of your wallet. I quickly pull my prize out and open it up...just five bucks! Damn it!

I am in your pants and love the color blue!

I am in your pants and love the color red!

What color tomorrow?

....... Why white of course!

I am in your pants and ....I honestly haven't the faintest Idea of what the fack to do O_O :)*Kurzemiete grabs  the " I am in Your Pants For Dummies ",   flips to page one....*Sorry cowboy, it's gonna be a long night,say, do you have...

I am in your pants and I've lost my keys.  Dude! Where is my car?

Pull those pants up. You look ridiculous with your ass hanging out of your jeans like that. Look at yourself! You are even starting to walk like an ape, which is your bodies natural way of telling you to stop this nonsense before it...

Blue has a long running story in this group, but this game needs a revival. And I am bored.

So here goes...

THIS IS A GAME….

How to play:

First  write in your comment:   "I am in your pants and I..."

Add to...

I am in your pants and I want to know where you come from!

I am in your pants and I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no!

I am in your pants, and I'm addicted. ;)

...wondering how the hell I got here.
And where are my pants, for that matter?

I Am In Your Pants and Love The Color Pink

i am in your pants and.......
....i have hermit crabs.
....i want to run away.
....i'm totally growing my own princess.*
....i am a meat eater.
....i need to make some changes.
....i am disillusioned...