I Am In Your Pants and

a light hearted EP game 196 People

    I Am In Your Pants.

    and I want to make a difference in this world. and I live in a sexless marriage . lol and I can do Columbia's tap dance. and I have a New Years Resolution. lol and I don't know how to take a compliment. A lot of people try to make sense of this post without realizing it...
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    3243 Responses Jan 2, 2008

    I Am In Your Pants and

    I am in your pants and I think I need a shaver in here!
    Katkitswt1 Katkitswt1
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Dec 17, 2008


    I am in your pants and am working very hard at it. I am in your pants and BlueGeorgia is not part of this story. :P I am in your pants and PerezHilton is not here, nor is Paris Hilton, thank God... I am in your pants and am reaching for, ahem, new heights...:P
    marcus101 marcus101
    36-40, M
    9 Responses Jun 29, 2009


    I  am  in  your  pants  and  I  am  up  to  no  good.
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    9 Responses Apr 6, 2008

    Love Saturday Morning Cartoons

    Once upon a time, I tried to be more "grown up" about things. I started trimming the trappings of my youth from my life so as to mature. Wrong way to do it. This kind of "maturity" was a world of nothing but work, vices for stress relief, & a general sense...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    4 Responses Feb 25, 2008

    Where The Heck Am I? ...lol

    I am in your pants and ....I honestly haven't the faintest Idea of what the fack to do O_O :)*Kurzemiete grabs  the " I am in Your Pants For Dummies ",   flips to page one....*Sorry cowboy, it's gonna be a long night,say, do you have any A/C here and how about a bit of rose...
    Lunadelobos Lunadelobos
    7 Responses Aug 14, 2011

    I Am In Your Pants...

    ...and it was hard to find the party... ...but the party hasn't started yet... ...and I want to rev things up... ...and I move real sexy smooth to the music... ...and the host was a stiff ***** who threw me out for bodacious indecency... ...and I'm wondering if you're in my...
    Shayndel Shayndel
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 24, 2008

    Let's Play.

    i am in your pants and....... ....i have hermit crabs. ....i want to run away. ....i'm totally growing my own princess.* ....i am a meat eater. ....i need to make some changes. ....i am disillusioned. ----------------------------------       *technically...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    15 Responses Dec 12, 2007

    I Am In Your Pants And...

    am thankful it's not taco Tuesday!
    suzer suzer
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 3, 2007

    and yelling and screaming "Yes,

    suck on that ****** I can finally fit them!" I'll also put the holes in the pockets to good use..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Dec 16, 2014

    I Am In Your Pants And

    I Am In Your Pants and....I have a model obsession.
    Firegod74 Firegod74
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Aug 14, 2011

    Hehe, This Title Is Different

    I am in your pants and there's not much room for me. I recommend simply taking them off. Or perhaps getting bigger pants?
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Aug 14, 2011

    Omg....remember This Game???

    Remember....OMG....Such an OLD game......Such an Amazing game!  Remember, you say, in the comment box,   I am in your pants *Title of an experience*, so it will come out, like this...............   I am in your pants, and I Love my Fiance.  ...
    xSilentlySufferingx xSilentlySufferingx
    18-21, F
    17 Responses May 17, 2010

    I Am In Your Pants

    I am in your pants and I am not what people expect I am in your pants and I love simple things I am in your pants and I hate the way he leaves the kitchen I don't know why it's says this is 18+
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    59 Responses Oct 4, 2007

    I Am a Fan of Silentlysuffering

     Seriously. Well, at least I`m gonna save you from the embarrassment of noisy pants.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 17, 2009

    I Am In Your Pants and

    I feel safe from smoking in here, there would be a bush fire if I lit up here....
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    4 Responses May 5, 2008

    I Am In Your Pants And

    I know how to joust. I ride horses. Coincidence?
    aHorseGoesNay aHorseGoesNay
    36-40, F
    Sep 10, 2011

    I Am In Your Pants and

    I am in your pants and I want to know why it is wet in here.. are you one of those fetish people?
    tearaway tearaway
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Feb 22, 2009

    Say What?? (aka How Do I Play?)

    This is just intended as a little light hearted fun, for the easily amused with far too much time on their hands. :) (ie lamers like moi) ;) Hopefully it won't hurt anyone's feelings; I know that there is some very serious stuff on the EP. This is how such a game *might...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    47 Responses Oct 2, 2007

    Ediez Made Me! Lmao

    AnimusVita AnimusVita
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 16, 2011

    I Haven't Played This In Years...

    ...I just need a friend about now. Please talk to me. (that is honest to God the last story I saw when posting this story.) llol
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    17 Responses Jun 18, 2011

    I Am In Your Pants...

    ...and you like it. XP
    conceptual conceptual
    18-21, F
    Jan 8, 2009

    I'm All Up In Your Pants Having a Laugh.

    I am in your pants and feeling a little let down
    wordsmith85 wordsmith85
    22-25, M
    Mar 24, 2009

    I Am In Your Pants and .........

    I am pissed off! grrrrrrr. Should I yell? scream? Bite perhaps? LMAO I am in your pants and you better hope I don't bite :-)
    MegJgeM MegJgeM
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 13, 2009

    I Am In Your Pants...

    ...and you should really get a tailor to patch up this hole on your bum.
    conceptual conceptual
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2009

    I Am....

    I am in your pants and I want to know what you think of me after you read my profile. I am in your pants and I like the color pink. peaceout
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Jul 9, 2009

    They Are Definitely Not The Right Fit For You, Bro.

    Pull those pants up. You look ridiculous with your *** hanging out of your jeans like that. Look at yourself! You are even starting to walk like an ape, which is your bodies natural way of telling you to stop this nonsense before it stops you.
    righteouschica righteouschica
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 15, 2012

    I Am In Your Pants...

    ...and I am wondering where the heck you are.
    MistressJade MistressJade
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Dec 17, 2008


    I am in your pants and would love to feel you in my panties!
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Dec 4, 2008


    Im in here and im not coming out. Pass me a beer............ *looks around* You've manscaped! Am damn proud. *builds a fort*
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    42 Responses Sep 4, 2011

    They're Way Too Tight!

    You're not fooling anybody.  Would you rather be chic or comfortable?  If you were a guy I could tell your religion from halfway across the room. 
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    9 Responses Jan 26, 2008

    Here Goes.......

     I am in your pants and I don't love myself anymore! I am in your pants and I have abused my body!  
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    Mar 24, 2009

    I Am In Your Pants And...

    ...I'm glad that you really didn't put tartar sauce down there!
    Dragon56 Dragon56
    61-65, M
    Apr 8, 2010

    This One Is Dedicated To Punk.

    I Am In Your Pants and Love The Color Pink
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 14, 2011

    Give Me What I Want!

    I have my hands in your pocket, and I am feeling about. Your **** is getting hard, really hard. Then I feel it...the smooth leather of your wallet. I quickly pull my prize out and open it up...just five bucks! Damn it!
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 9, 2011

    I Am In Your Pants Again!

    I am in your pants and I want to know where you come from! I am in your pants and I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no!
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    50 Responses Oct 20, 2007

    More Unintentional Conjugations...

    I'm Allergic to [more experiences] * I 'm Sorry I Don't Have a Pilots License (me too...)
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    1 Response Dec 18, 2007

    Oops Not Again

    I am in your pants and I just peed in them from laughing so hard. I also know someone who pooped in them too.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 25, 2008

    Enlightenment Promised By Experience

    Naturally we are attracted to the beauty within a clean heart, yet we strive to blemish it for too many reasons.  We seek to capture their light for ourselves and in the process dim it so we aren’t so noticeably lacking in their brightness.  Or even snuff it out...
    Lighterside Lighterside
    70+, M
    1 Response Mar 16, 2008

    *peeks Out*

    Im in your pants...........tis warm here. But, i think its time to manscape. *blinks* what? the Jungle needs trimming! Get to it sir- im getting lost down here...... i fukkin love this group
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    25 Responses Aug 14, 2011

    Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...

    I'm lovin it!   Okay is it too short EP police??!
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 21, 2009

    No Doubt!

    I'm in your pants and your face lights up like a lava lamp......................
    angelx20 angelx20
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 4, 2007

    Your Boyfriend Is In Mine; Where's His Pants?

    So, three people in three pants.  Is that one person per pair of pants or are there three layers of pants around the three of us?  Ever watch the Three Stooges?
    semiretired semiretired
    51-55, F
    Jan 7, 2010

    I Am In Your Pants and

    DramaticSuicide DramaticSuicide
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Mar 17, 2008

    *Enters the Pants*

    I am in your pants and I draw stuff. (Cue me holding up a sharpie and grinning) I am in your pants and I am morbidly obese. I am in your pants and I made a sculpture. I am in your pants and I believe my fortune cookie. (And for 20 points, you can add what two words to the end...
    MonstrousScholar MonstrousScholar
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Jan 2, 2008

    I Am In Your Pants And.......

    ...........(maybe I shouldn't continue this, I didn't realise it was a game....)
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    9 Responses May 19, 2010

    I Am In Your Pants And...........

    I am in your pants and i don't quite understand why.....   I am in your pants and i like a little whipped cream   I am in your pants and i hate hypocrites   I am in your pants and i need a smoke   I am in your pants and am feeling smothered   I...
    shadowfairy shadowfairy
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 27, 2007

    Ok the Last Time This Happen

    I got in this girls pants and she told me to get out she has one A$$hole in ther and that was enough
    redman redman
    46-50, M
    16 Responses Apr 22, 2008


    I am in your pants and can't find the way back out! lol
    pleasegivemeasmile21 pleasegivemeasmile21
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 5, 2009


    I am in your pants and love the color blue! I am in your pants and love the color red! What color tomorrow? ....... Why white of course!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 15, 2013
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