I Am Innocent I Swear

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    I do solemnly swear from this day forward to

    wear a grin for no reason at all.To smile as often as possible and to laugh long and loud even in sickness, sadness, tears and pain in improving the quality of self growth.I promise to provide entries in all forms of silliness and ridiculousness with authenticity, support and...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i
    70+, M
    1 Response Jan 30, 2015
    MrBlackJack95 MrBlackJack95
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 2, 2015

    I hate it so much. But only certain people can

    get me to my wild side but I honestly hate it when I'm referred to as cute idk why I just am. I wish I wasn't so innocent sometimes. I can be REALLY dirty but I'm still innocent smh
    osnapitzama osnapitzama
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2014

    I feel so shallow for using EP.

    .. I might be deleting it soon because I feel like it will start ruining my innocence!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2015
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Jan 31, 2015

    Dont We Just Love It?

    Ughh... When conversations are in deep, usually my innocence are being opened.. >.< And so you will be cut off from that level.. tehehe. and be like maaan that was close! lol. Well that's my kinda experience.. :) Did any of you got it from one of your parents?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 9, 2013

    Totally....

    Everyone who knows me just keep quiet =P
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Dec 1, 2010

    I'm Too Innocent &amp; Sweet

    guys don't like that at all, they don't respect it one bit. They'd rather have girls that have slept with every guy they've met. Which is fine by me! Whatever floats their boat, but they're missing out on something special, which is their loss!   Just because I'd...
    wack1985 wack1985
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

    I Didn't Do It!!!

    lol...my aunt always told me, "You have to learn how to create trouble without getting in trouble."  
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine
    18-21, F
    Aug 12, 2008

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