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I Am Innocent I Swear

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 131 People

    I'm Too Innocent & Sweet

    guys don't like that at all, they don't respect it one bit. They'd rather have girls that have slept with every guy they've met. Which is fine by me! Whatever floats their boat, but they're missing out on something special, which is their loss!   Just because I'd...
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

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    I Didn't Do It!!!

    lol...my aunt always told me, "You have to learn how to create trouble without getting in trouble."  
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Aug 12, 2008

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    Dont We Just Love It?

    Ughh... When conversations are in deep, usually my innocence are being opened.. >.< And so you will be cut off from that level.. tehehe. and be like maaan that was close! lol. Well that's my kinda experience.. :) Did any of you got it from one of your parents?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 9, 2013

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    Totally....

    Everyone who knows me just keep quiet =P
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Dec 1, 2010

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    I do solemnly swear from this day forward to

    wear a grin for no reason at all.To smile as often as possible and to laugh long and loud even in sickness, sadness, tears and pain in improving the quality of self growth.I promise to provide entries in all forms of silliness and ridiculousness with authenticity, support and...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses Jan 30

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jan 31

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    Yeah well i am. Dont blame me

    if you dont like it. It's just a bun anyway :p
    RaZorr RaZorr 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    I hate it so much. But only certain people can

    get me to my wild side but I honestly hate it when I'm referred to as cute idk why I just am. I wish I wasn't so innocent sometimes. I can be REALLY dirty but I'm still innocent smh
    osnapitzama osnapitzama 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2014

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    NoPainNoGain95 NoPainNoGain95 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I use to never swear. I can't possibly understand why i started swearing. I find it okay for people to swear. But..... Not like me! I swear in every single sentence. People say i...
    Ashleymil Ashleymil 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 18

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    I just came to notice that my dad swears a lot, and covers it up with more words. For instance, where I thought he said "for crying out loud," he's really saying "fuckrying out...
    ethanicus ethanicus 22-25, M Apr 11

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    People look at me and they think am innocent but they know that I can go off But they don't know me if someone's ****** me off I over react I put my innocents on and turn people...
    sonnybd sonnybd 18-21, M Apr 25

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    For whatever reason I really appreciate TV or movie characters, comedians who elevate swearing to an art form. I laugh so hard. Some great ones are Debora Morgan on Dexter; Peter...
    elephantwalk elephantwalk 31-35, F Apr 28

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    "Swearing is unattractive" Well I don't F*cking care
    NoraCipriano NoraCipriano 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    I get punished for using swear words if my parents can hear them. I get the b elt for it.
    erik2000erik200 erik2000erik200 13-15, M 4 Responses Apr 18

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    My body is innocent, but my mind is dirty as hell.
    XPinkX XPinkX 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 22

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    Anyone wanna find out how "innocent" I am? ;)
    KidKD11 KidKD11 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 22

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    Haha people actually think I'm innocent..
    Zahiancx Zahiancx 13-15, F 6 Responses Apr 25

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    that happens at any place i go to , people say that iam very smooth and innocent , they tell me that iam a child rather than a man , it is really an embarrassing feeling , since...
    umayyad umayyad 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Yea baby ... That's me I looked really young fat young baby face all that b.s ,and it took me a little min to catch on that certain people care nothing for innocent and nice . So I...
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 1 Response a week ago

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    This is very true. I come off very innocent. Not to say that I have done anything horrible, because I haven't. But I have cheated on my fiancé and I have lied to him. I have lied...
    JSprague91 JSprague91 22-25, F 16 Responses 1 day ago

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    I enviably see the good side of people however troubled their lives might be and most people say, although I can get bratty, at heart I have a very sweet nature, wanting to make...
    Joanne0chan Joanne0chan 31-35, F Apr 7

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    My thoughts are rarely similar to my words. It's not that I lie, but acting down/upset just Makes people around me uncomfortable. I'm referred to as cute and sweet rather...
    Bobbiin Bobbiin 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 7

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    I remember the first time I kissed a guy. I was 17!!! Besides the fact that I accidentally hit him, I automatically thought that we were a couple after it. So I remember us just...
    Callie17Dirge Callie17Dirge 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 8

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    It's only EP that makes me realise how acceptable it is to be a deviant. Most of those even really close to me will never know my deepest secrets, I can't and generally won't ever...
    room10101 room10101 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    I hate soap arghh it's pathetic
    louise1788 louise1788 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Sometimes it feels likee the only way to get my point across
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 13

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    There like oh yah, that crazy girl who laughs to much- no, I'm a stuck up teen who is actually very depressed
    HeyHay15 HeyHay15 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    Everyone thinks I'm so bright and funny but really I'm the most twisted and darkest person I know hehehe oops
    Colourfi Colourfi 13-15, T 2 Responses Apr 14

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    I started getting a little mad when people ask me how old I am now and how many ******* times I have to hear that I don't look 24. People say it's supposed to be a compliment but...
    sweetiebomb sweetiebomb 22-25 Apr 14

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    When i am me. Why. Because monsters rule. And punish us all. But some slaves defend them. Or copy them.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Apr 16

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    My looks are enough to fool people
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 17

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    We were taught not to cuss but when the pain of billions gets too much profanity expresses intensity not disrespect. Only nine percent of america is happy with congress...
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 3 Responses Apr 17

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    Why not? As if I have any shortage of material, unpleasant, unsavory people, or inconvenience to not unleash a tirade of profanity...
    blackoberon blackoberon 46-50, M Apr 17

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    my favorite word is ****, that is all. (:
    hashbrown20 hashbrown20 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    There's this dude in my Chemistry class who's constantly being made fun of due to being overweight and unsanitary. It's too bad because he's incredibly nice. Just yesterday, this a...
    Lonerthestoner Lonerthestoner 18-21 1 Response Apr 18

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    And I like it... I know it may offend some, but I bet it gets their ducking attention
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 20

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    Never judge by appearance, even if you like what you see.
    Socalsunset Socalsunset 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    People at school usually think Im this cute little angel that goes out of her way to help others. In reality, Im a hyperactive pervert. ~ Lys ♪
    AssylaAidyl AssylaAidyl 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 25

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    Whenever I let people know I smoked, did some drugs, cut, like kinky things, like raves, and that fact that I have tattoos it really throws them off. On one hand it's...
    TheChaoticDreamer TheChaoticDreamer 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 26

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    So most people that don't know me think I am quiet and sweet. After you start to talk to me you realize I'm actually rather snarky kinda rude (if I don't like something) ad rather...
    Lilwolfgal22 Lilwolfgal22 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 26

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    I'm dead. and being honest. don't believe me? message and ask me questions
    Zellaplayzcreepypasta Zellaplayzcreepypasta 18-21, T 1 Response Apr 26

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