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I Am Innocent I Swear

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    I Didn't Do It!!!

    lol...my aunt always told me, "You have to learn how to create trouble without getting in trouble."  
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Aug 12, 2008

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jan 31

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    Totally....

    Everyone who knows me just keep quiet =P
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 8 Responses Dec 1, 2010

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    MrBlackJack95 MrBlackJack95 18-21, M 3 Responses May 2

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    I feel so shallow for using EP.

    .. I might be deleting it soon because I feel like it will start ruining my innocence!
    LittleMsWallFlower LittleMsWallFlower 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 3

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    Dont We Just Love It?

    Ughh... When conversations are in deep, usually my innocence are being opened.. >.< And so you will be cut off from that level.. tehehe. and be like maaan that was close! lol. Well that's my kinda experience.. :) Did any of you got it from one of your parents?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 9, 2013

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    I do solemnly swear from this day forward to

    wear a grin for no reason at all.To smile as often as possible and to laugh long and loud even in sickness, sadness, tears and pain in improving the quality of self growth.I promise to provide entries in all forms of silliness and ridiculousness with authenticity, support and...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    I'm Too Innocent &amp; Sweet

    guys don't like that at all, they don't respect it one bit. They'd rather have girls that have slept with every guy they've met. Which is fine by me! Whatever floats their boat, but they're missing out on something special, which is their loss!   Just because I'd...
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

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    I hate it so much. But only certain people can

    get me to my wild side but I honestly hate it when I'm referred to as cute idk why I just am. I wish I wasn't so innocent sometimes. I can be REALLY dirty but I'm still innocent smh
    osnapitzama osnapitzama 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2014

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    They did this to themselves. I have no choice but to waste my time and toy with them. Its their own fault. If only they didnt live in a delusional innocent childlike fantasy...
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    How innocent are you? =)
    serial009 serial009 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Everyone I know thinks I'm so innocent, that there so shock when I swear or talk about mature subjects. It's frustrating that I'll soon be 20 but people still think of me as a...
    BriarRose96 BriarRose96 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    "An agnostic is a person who believes that the existence of a greater power, such as a god, cannot be proven or disproved; therefore an agnostic wallows in the complexity of the...
    Daniellevn Daniellevn 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    My ******* sister is so damn stupid she was on my damn profile talking dirty to some ******* 22-25 year old man and then I log in and I see that he said "don't bother replying you...
    TimePrincess TimePrincess 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    For some reason, people tend to think I am innocent and sweet at first. Maybe it's because I'm short, or I have a kind of girlish little laugh, and I am kind of quiet till you get...
    DepressedDemigod DepressedDemigod 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I hate when everyone assumes just because I don't share every inappropriate thought that comes to my head that I'm some innocent little kid that people think I need to cover my...
    LockedInsideMe LockedInsideMe 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    okay.. so this topic has been crossing my mind for ages... should I write about it?.. should I post it?... ah, **** it.. okay I have done things I'm not proud of. I have made...
    shhstayquiet shhstayquiet 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    First post, and its a long one! Sorry!!! I was out at a bar with some friends and coworkers on Friday night. At one point, a few of us were outside talking and one of the guys...
    CitraGalaxy CitraGalaxy 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    That's true, I do swear a lot! My sister started teaching me swear words when I was 4, which really annoyed my parents! One of my earliest memories is watching Snow White and...
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My Teachers Used To Think I'm This Goodie Tooshoes When Behind Them I'm Like A Caged Dog Lol One Of My Teachers Was Surprised That I Just Said Something About Someone's Mom And...
    Jose12234 Jose12234 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I just got into a fight with one of my friends but she thought I was too nice to be capable of something I did....that really pissed me off almost as much as it hurts...ik its...
    stella2b3 stella2b3 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I say a lot of bad words lol
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M a week ago

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    King of Anything Keep drinkin' coffee Stare me down across the table While I look outside So many things I'd say if only I were able But I just keep quiet And count the cars that...
    cmc2 cmc2 26-30 2 Responses Jun 25

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    The looks I get when I finally decide to speak... didn't expect it did ya? priceless.
    Aliandras Aliandras 26-30, F 6 Responses Jun 24

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    When people try to act innocent and fail epically it bothers me, you think that sex isn't on your mind too when you see someone cute or sexy? Don't ***** about others being more...
    evijoste evijoste 22-25, M Jun 24

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    beacuse em very bad boy its true. or i dont like yo lie. but my face looks like an innocent.
    shairu123 shairu123 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    "Racism remains a blight we have to combat together."- President ObamaLast week, nine people were murdered inside the historic Mother Emanuel AME church in South Carolina. Dylan...
    HiPpIeRoNiN HiPpIeRoNiN 31-35, M 4 Responses Jun 23

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    i swear so much practically every hour, and i want to stop i just cant stop it. its so bad a day cant pass with out me swearing excessively
    MAXSTEIN MAXSTEIN 22-25, M Jun 23

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    I honestly can't see nothing wrong with swear words. they're words. we have to use words. it's freedom of speech, so why can't we use swear words? there's nothing wrong with...
    YINYANGINSANE YINYANGINSANE 13-15, F Jun 21

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    In real life I am viewed as sweet and innocent. Most people don't know the real me. Everyone thinks that I am this happy go lucky stay at home mom of two. They don't know I have...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 20

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    I met my current boyfriend (A) when I was 12 and he was 14. It was one night out of the blue in my neighborhood. I was playing outside with all of my neighbors. There was a natural...
    applesasch applesasch 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    I find it hilarious when you kids swear because it seems both outrageous and far fetched that they would know those words, plus I like to laugh.
    Maybeincubus Maybeincubus 22-25, M Jun 20

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    You got that right! I picked the habit from my brother. Before the swearing was limited. Then moderate. Not its just out of control lol. Our parents used to scold us over it but...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 19

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    Okay this may offend but here is the way I see it......the word poop, pregnant, moist, and ointment are all terrible words.....I hate hearing them. People (my parents) who know...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 18-21, F Jun 18

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    I've done A TON of research on the death penalty. In fact, you could say I've done THOUSANDS of hours of research on the death penalty ever since the age of 8 (I was quite the...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 17

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    And never compensated properly
    Converted Converted 46-50, M Jun 16

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    yes i m very sweet but shy too, idk about innocent to be true haha
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 16