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I Am Innocent I Swear

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    I do solemnly swear from this day forward to

    wear a grin for no reason at all.To smile as often as possible and to laugh long and loud even in sickness, sadness, tears and pain in improving the quality of self growth.I promise to provide entries in all forms of silliness and ridiculousness with authenticity, support and...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    I'm Too Innocent & Sweet

    guys don't like that at all, they don't respect it one bit. They'd rather have girls that have slept with every guy they've met. Which is fine by me! Whatever floats their boat, but they're missing out on something special, which is their loss!   Just because I'd...
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

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    Totally....

    Everyone who knows me just keep quiet =P
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Dec 1, 2010

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    I hate it so much. But only certain people can

    get me to my wild side but I honestly hate it when I'm referred to as cute idk why I just am. I wish I wasn't so innocent sometimes. I can be REALLY dirty but I'm still innocent smh
    osnapitzama osnapitzama 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2014

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    I Didn't Do It!!!

    lol...my aunt always told me, "You have to learn how to create trouble without getting in trouble."  
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Aug 12, 2008

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    MrBlackJack95 MrBlackJack95 18-21, M 2 Responses May 2

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    Dont We Just Love It?

    Ughh... When conversations are in deep, usually my innocence are being opened.. >.< And so you will be cut off from that level.. tehehe. and be like maaan that was close! lol. Well that's my kinda experience.. :) Did any of you got it from one of your parents?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 9, 2013

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jan 31

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    Yeah well i am. Dont blame me

    if you dont like it. It's just a bun anyway :p
    RaZorr RaZorr 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    For whatever reason I really appreciate TV or movie characters, comedians who elevate swearing to an art form. I laugh so hard. Some great ones are Debora Morgan on Dexter; Peter...
    elephantwalk elephantwalk 31-35, F Apr 28

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    Iam a quiet girl at school, barely talk unless it necesarry like i would talk only if i wanna discuss about some subject or tasks. I never join their silly joke, or unnecesarry...
    alfhyraawal alfhyraawal 16-17, F 2 Responses May 11

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    Ah, I bet you thought this was about disliking the use of expletives. No, I have the vocabulary of a scholar and the mouth of a sailor. This is about swearing as a synonym for...
    FoolOfATook FoolOfATook 16-17 May 13

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    It's almost like I have two sides too me. I very innocent sweet caring loving personality that loves EVERYTHING and everyone no matter who they are. But then there's this other...
    23kk23 23kk23 18-21, F 12 Responses May 16

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    that happens at any place i go to , people say that iam very smooth and innocent , they tell me that iam a child rather than a man , it is really an embarrassing feeling , since...
    umayyad umayyad 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 28

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    Yea baby ... That's me I looked really young fat young baby face all that b.s ,and it took me a little min to catch on that certain people care nothing for innocent and nice . So I...
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    This is very true. I come off very innocent. Not to say that I have done anything horrible, because I haven't. But I have cheated on my fiancé and I have lied to him. I have lied...
    JSprague91 JSprague91 22-25, F 15 Responses May 4

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    People always think because i'm the pastor's daughter, I'm super innocent and sweet, like the church "princess". Little do they know I nearly lost my virginity at church.
    AutumnAki AutumnAki 16-17, F 1 Response May 9

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    Really??? Why the hell would anyone want to swear anyways??? With all the **** that's going on in this world, can't we find something else to give a damn over than ****** *** words...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses May 14

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    aparently im gonna get arrested only because someone dropped ids and visas in my pocket and my parents found it so theyre going to the police and i might go to jail for a long...
    highomeal highomeal 18-21, M 10 Responses May 15

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    I do it and my parents always punis me for it. Like today I got span ked with the b elt and one reason was swearing.
    erik2000erik200 erik2000erik200 13-15, M 3 Responses May 16

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    People always thought I know nothing about anything because i don't hanging with anybody. And I don't speak to people so much. But actually i know a lot of gossips and things that...
    Bellaliu520 Bellaliu520 13-15, F 2 Responses May 16

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    I learned at a very young age to adapt. My parents divorced when I was 4 and between their constant arguing and my mother moving all the time, I learned to blend in with new crowds...
    Whatdreamsarelost Whatdreamsarelost 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    people think I'm all innocent well I'm not i tape thumb tacks to seats and wait until they sit down hahahaha
    jennifer125677984 jennifer125677984 13-15, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    People I work with and people who see me on the street I have no idea I am such a sexual, kinky person. They think I'm such an innocent and don't have a clue, but they're the ones...
    CheekyBombshell CheekyBombshell 26-30, F 7 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    They say I'm the smart goody two shoes when in reality I am a lazy dumb procrastinator.
    diabetits diabetits 16-17, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Whenever I let people know I smoked, did some drugs, cut, like kinky things, like raves, and that fact that I have tattoos it really throws them off. On one hand it's...
    TheChaoticDreamer TheChaoticDreamer 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 26

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    So most people that don't know me think I am quiet and sweet. After you start to talk to me you realize I'm actually rather snarky kinda rude (if I don't like something) ad rather...
    Lilwolfgal22 Lilwolfgal22 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 26

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    I'm dead. and being honest. don't believe me? message and ask me questions
    Zellaplayzcreepypasta Zellaplayzcreepypasta 18-21, T 1 Response Apr 26

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    Yes sadly I do , also my grammar ain't to **** hot either . So for give me if I don't care lol we are who we are . :P all aboard
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 27

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    I will start by saying that despite me being a very loving mother and faithful wife I do have a sexy and naughty side to me that I am glad I have I am a woman who loves who she is...
    caylafleming caylafleming 31-35, F 5 Responses Apr 27

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    Good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught.
    Kamberxo Kamberxo 18-21, F 16 Responses Apr 28

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    I shower everyday and I still have a dirty mind and I still get a lot of sex jokes.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 Apr 28

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    Its one of my worst ******* habits but I am going to ******* stop it...now (haha) But in all seriousness its gotta go!
    BookOfShadows BookOfShadows 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 28

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    My mom thinks I'm perfect at school, my brother thinks I never make mistakes and stuff, my friends think I'm outgoing... My BFFS know I'm a phsyco!!!
    FunnyBunny6129 FunnyBunny6129 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 29

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    "Don't walk behind me, your not my slave. Don't walk beside me, your not my equal. But Please...Walk in front of me...Cause Damn you have a nice ***!"
    teddybear420 teddybear420 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 30

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    Looks can be deceiving.. Like everyone else, I have my own demons who rule me occasionally..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses May 1

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    the frigate bird is a thief it was god's will the frigate bird is a chief i want to make a deal a deal that is brief that the thief i want to kill should pay the bill
    Tatimi Tatimi 22-25, M May 3

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    What I've done to survive this cruel world people would not dare.....
    TannerOscar TannerOscar 16-17, M 1 Response May 4

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    Message me if feeling dirty x 69
    Bigirlhump Bigirlhump 16-17, F 1 Response May 9

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    I'm addicted to breaking rules idk I love being different
    wlanonymouslw wlanonymouslw 18-21, M 1 Response May 16

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    I am a bad person deep inside.. I show the side everyone wants to see and loves to see.. if you really knew me wh I knows what some might think.. I just want to be free.. free to...
    svencerr svencerr 22-25, F 5 Responses May 16

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    The perfect cover. You will never see the knife coming.
    BackgroundCharacter BackgroundCharacter 22-25, M May 16

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